http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:Nitlon&section=today deviantART RSS for by:Nitlon en-us Copyright 2010, deviantART.com Fri, 01 Jan 2010 10:11:11 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/29265412/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/29265412/ Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:31:25 PST Minikimii and I watched three Disney movies in a row today.

Consensus:

1) The Road to El Dorado
Basically, Miguel + Tulio 4eva and Chel sucks and we hate her. Because she is a stupid lying whoorbubble and has one cool moment and that's it.

2) Atlantis

Milo and Kida are like, pretty much super totally awesome, separate and apart. Dig that everyone in Atlantis pretty much has the Jenova gene (silver hair). Totes support the canon het couple here.

3) Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

Marina's okay and all, and she definitely has awesomesauce moments, but we got a Sora/Riku/Kairi vibe here. Proteus and Sinbad were best friends way before she showed up. So Marina/Sinbad is...okay, I guess, but I really wanted to see me some Proteus/Sinbad because come on. They hold hands. And Proteus is so pretty. And she stole Sinbad from him. And I'm a mindless fangirl bent on destroying my fond and faint childhood memories by reading way too much into the sentence "Put a shirt on before you poke somebody's eye out!"

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I just reread Shooting an Elephant again. Man. As far as bricks go, I'm pretty a emotionless one, but I can never read that without choking up.

"He was dying, very slowly and in great agony, but in some world remote from me where not even a bullet could damage him further. I felt that I had got to put an end to that dreadful noise. It seemed dreadful to see the great beast lying there, powerless to move and yet powerless to die, and not even to be able to finish him."

Oh, but our homework is to "rewrite this story from the perspective of an Indian." Which would be great and all except it has to be under a page, double-spaced, on a word document.

TIME TO MESS WITH THE MARGINS

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About halfway through the documentary, they showed another cheetah chasing a gazelle, only this time, the gazelle escaped. And my teacher said "Oh thank God it got away."

So a kid sitting right in front of me turns around, narrows his eyes, and hisses, "I thought the cheetah ate beets." And that was the most shocked I ever saw a history teacher.

Yeah I figured you would want to know that.

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At 12:34 this afternoon I looked at the time on my cellphone and I thought "12:34, make a wish!" And I thought "I hope I live a satisfying life. I hope I don't die with any regrets. I hope I achieve at least one significant goal." And then I backtracked and halted like car brakes and thought "Nonono, WISH! I wish for those things, I wish!"

But when I looked at the clock again, it was 12:35.

I don't know. It made me sad.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/26348379/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/26348379/ Sun, 02 Aug 2009 22:49:54 PDT something outside, making an insistent, if distant, screeching sound. I can't tell if it's looking for a mother or a mate. It sounds like a monkey, or a baby bird, and I don't think it's either of those - but I can't think of anything else. It sounds just like a monkey, and I fancy him up in a tree, clinging to a branch, screeching at the other monkeys. "Creeeeew! Craow! Creeeeaaaaooow!" I don't think it's an animal in distress, but it might be. I think it is just trying to make sure it is still there when it is so dark.

I wonder what it is, but I'm too scared to go outside and find out, and maybe it's better for me to keep wondering.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/26116769/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/26116769/ Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:18:48 PDT thinks, what on earth is that thought? And while you're at it, I'd like to know a second thing: when it happens, does any single ant know about it? Does his hair stand on end?"

Lewis Thomas gives me the chills.

I've been thinking about seventeen-year-cicadas. Seventeen years they stay underground, as grubs, and finally they come out of hiding and fly around as adults for...two weeks. Mate and die, and leave your grubs in the ground to wait for seventeen years. When they're underground, do they think about going above? Do they think "when I'M a grown-up bug, I'm going to fly up to the tallest tree in the park and make lots of buzzing noises and annoy dogs and mate with all the girl cicadas!" Do they even know what's coming, or how long they have?
These aren't the questions that keep me awake at night, but I'm going to say that they are because it makes me sound deeper than I am.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25946346/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25946346/ Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:56:45 PDT
"Needs Premium Membership"

subtle, you guys

(aaaaand no I don't)

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25733857/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25733857/ Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:23:22 PDT - Henry Bromel

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25724193/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25724193/ Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:15:01 PDT
SECTION ONE: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! Picking "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel. Redheads are a dying breed.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

SoRiku.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

I feel like I'm learning a foreign language, and AkuRoku.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku makes a lot more sense to me, personally, and I thought that before I even knew yaoi was a thing.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Fruit.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon.

43. CloTi or Clerith?

CloTi.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean.

45. SoKai or RiKai?

SoKai makes more sense that RiKai, but not much.

SECTION TWO: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

...none...that would be weird. They're fictional characters.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

...TWILIGHT

EDWARD WOULD DIE SO HARD

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel = Reno, like seriously, on purpose, his name is Axel because Reno's favorite drink is ale

DiZ looks like yo face

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

Meh.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

II. Better plot. You feel sad, when people die, or I do.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The theme, I guess. I'm a literary snob, though, so my opinions shouldn't be counted here.

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!

HOW ABOUT NO

THE ORGANIZATION XIII PAIRINGS QUIZ

Fill Out Numbers 1-13 with the Names of Organization XIII Members in a Random Order: (alphabetical, sucker)

1. Axel

2. Demyx

3. Larxene

4. Lexaeus

5. Luxord

6. Marluxia

7. Roxas

8. Saix

9. Vexen

10. Xaldin

11. Xemnas

12. Xigbar

13. Zexion

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?

OMG ROXAS/LARXENE

RAEP

DEFINITELY RAEP

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Lex/Xaldin. Wow. That's like...how Greek soldiers slept with each other to encourage respect so that you'd fight better to impress your comrades. I mean...neither...or...smutty, I guess...just...neither...

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Demyx...and...Vexen. I don't, um...c- I can't even imagine it. And I have a very stretchy imagination. Nope. Nothing.

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

I really shouldn't have done this alphabetically, because I'm getting Axel/Xemnas, and that's just a fucking nightmare.
I think the reaction would collectively be

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Saix/Zexion...or Luxord/Marluxia. Well, Marluxia's flamboyantly gay and Luxord's flamboyantly...a drunkard, so yeah, sure, that one kinda works.

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Xigbar?

YES

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

...would Larxene be happy if Saix and Xemnas "got together". Not...unless she gets to hurt one of them.

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Lex/Demyx...I'll come back to this one. Maybe.

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Xaldin/Axel? No.

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Luxord/Zexion? No way. Do they even ever interact?

11) In a Six/Nine pairing, who would be top and who would be bottom?

Vexen/Marluxia? Dude, that should be my OTP, it's my berfday. And...Marluxia. Because it would amuse me and my sadistic nature.<... ]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25652094/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25652094/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:15:12 PDT
Also I will leave you with the quotes of the day:

"Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it."
- [David Sedaris]

"It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese."
- [Carl Sagan (1934 - 1996)]

"I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends."
- [Moby]

"I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"
- [Jack Handey (1949 - ), Deep Thoughts]

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25623821/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25623821/ Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:09:04 PDT
I mean like on this website, and a few others. People have pages and pages of "favorite" artwork, or stories, or poems. Hundreds. Maybe even a thousand, I don't know. I don't see how that's quantifiable as a favorite anything. I bet those people can't even remember what they've favorited, or why. So what's the point of it? To make the artist feel good? Because I never do. If I see someone has added something I wrote to a favorites list, I'm happy, sure. But if I go to see this person, and then their favorites, I will often see over two hundred favorite stories or artworks or poems in the same place. I don't see that as an honor. It's telling me that it doesn't take much of anything to get a favorite from that person. It's telling me that whatever fave-worthy work I thought I did is equivalent to something one hundred and ninety-nine other people did. When I put something in my favorites, whether it's on here, or on FF, or on FP, it's because it's something I want to come back. Something I want to revisit because it struck something in me, or made me really happy. And I'm sorry, but having a hundred fifty of those does not work. You can't. Don't call it a favorite. I mean, right now, I can list all of the things in my favorites collections on each of these websites (Madness is a Nuisance~).

I don't know if I'm the only one to experience this, but hasn't anyone else ever had a "best friend" with like seven other best friends? I have. I hated it. It's a completely different thing, obviously. I don't think people should have like, monogamous relationships with their favorites or something. I guess I just had the wrong idea of what they mean.

Yeah, uh-huh, I'm not having a good day, can you tell? =/

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25560841/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25560841/ Fri, 26 Jun 2009 07:21:14 PDT
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]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25430585/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25430585/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 08:19:24 PDT
RULES:
1. Answer the following questions and post it in your journal.
2. Tag all your watchers. (Add a comment to all of your watchers)
3. Post "You've been tagged. Read the rules in my journal entry."
in the comment.


P E R S O N A L

Real Name: ...
Nickname: Kyun-kyun.
DeviantArt Name: Nitlon.
Country: Democratic Republic of Mars.
Gender: ...like you can't guess.


F A V O R I T E S

Colour: Grey-blue.
Food: fried rice.
Drinks: Milk watered down with coffee...and sugar.
Movie at the moment (1 only): Mirrormask!
Song at the moment (1 only): Lt. Kije Symphony - Troika (Prokofiev)
TV Program (1 only): The Unusuals
TV Channel (1 only): Don't so much watch TV on the TV.
Book: Le Petit Prince
Ice Cream flavour: Iunno. Evil?


V E R S U S

What do you like most?

Sweet or Spicy?:
Are we talking food or people? Spicy, I guess.

White chocolate or dark chocolate?:
I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST CHOCOLATE BY THE COLOR OF ITS...FLESH.

School or Mall?:
School school omyGOSH school.

Desktop Computer or Laptop?:
Laptop.

Ice Cream or Cake?:
Muh, depends. Probably cake, since I have that less often.

Anime or Cartoons?:
Anime.

PSP or PS2?:
I don't know what that means.

Sony or Panasonic?:
Sony.

RnB or POP?:
What?



D E V I A N T A R T

What is your most favourite deviation in your gallery?
...the one I have as my "featured deviation."

How many watchers do you have right now?
It would be kinda obnoxious to count.

How many deviation/s do you have?
Also I'm too lazy to look it up.

At the moment, how many are your page views?
Listen to me. I DON'T CARE.

Whom of your watchers do you talk the most?
Whichever ones talk to me first? I'm shy.

Are you a subscriber?
No. Why would I spend money on this?

When did you start using DeviantArt?
I don't know, maybe a year ago.
Wait, really? God that's depressing.

People I will tag:
Anybody who reads this? Whaaatever.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25237311/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25237311/ Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:10:28 PDT
HAHA I'M SO FUNNY

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[link]

That legitimately just MADE MY DAY

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25020677/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/25020677/ Fri, 29 May 2009 18:38:23 PDT
2: "Heh, yeah, that's true."

3: "Pff. Welcome to life: way longer than it should be."

1: "..."

2: "..."

1: "Wahaha! Man, that's fucking depressing."

3: "Really? I dunno..."

2: "Tch."

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New pet peeve: people who claim to be "vegitarian" and spell it as such.

Ne l'oubliez pas,
Nitlon.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/24675184/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/24675184/ Sat, 09 May 2009 20:07:09 PDT
Because it would make me happy.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/24551150/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/24551150/ Sat, 02 May 2009 16:00:04 PDT 1) six wheels
2) a motor that works BOTH WAYS
3) an arm
4) a forklift
5) a velcronizer and
6) a canon.

Frank is a robocar made of legos and he is our baby.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/24518658/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/24518658/ Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:46:32 PDT
"A man came and he kicked me and he tied me to this tree," it said. "And now I'm all alone and I don't know where any of my friends are."

[Sad.]

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/24433527/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/24433527/ Sat, 25 Apr 2009 19:04:46 PDT
"You're saying lots of things, but none of them mean shit."

Which made me happy.

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]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/23259344/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/23259344/ Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:25:49 PST
On this website, I mean.

Just go browse and tell me how many pictures you see of people, actual human people and not cartoons, smiling real people smiles versus how many aloof glares or moody pouts. I mean real sh*t-eatin' grins, not those coy little sexy smiles.

I mean, you'll find some, but you won't find enough.

I wonder why people don't think it's enough to just smile.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/23204723/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/23204723/ Sat, 14 Feb 2009 20:40:30 PST
2)Do visual artists get, like, "artist's block"? And if so, what kind is it? Can't think of anything to draw, or can think of things to draw and it just doesn't come out the way it's meant to? I mean, I used to think that artists didn't because all you have to do is go outside and be like "Here's a tree, okay, I'm now drawing the tree. ART!" I can see how it's not always like that, though.

Anyways, I've just been wondering that. There are times I wish I could draw, but at times like that I think "Let's make your writing not suck before tackling that, mmkay active conscious?"

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]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/23080769/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/23080769/ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 11:30:11 PST
Apparently Twilight has an anti-fandom, too. Having clubs (yes, clubS) devoted to hating Twilight seems kind of like having an anarchist club.

DEVOTING A CLUB TO SOMETHING YOU HATE IS GOING TO BRING JUST AS MUCH ATTENTION TO THE THING.

It completely defeats the purpose. Look, at least the people who make "I love Twilight" stickers or posters or whatever are doing something out of goodness, out of a sincere like for something.

There's a lot more, but I'll skip over it. My main point is this:
Avidly going against something just because you don't agree with the people avidly for it has got to be the worst waste of human intellect since jokes about the government.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/23027147/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/23027147/ Thu, 05 Feb 2009 18:29:22 PST
Il est magnifiquement beau et affreusement affreux, n'est pas?

How things tend to work that way, I mean. Not...not the other thing.

My capability to have awkward moments with myself astounds me some days.

Completely unrelated: I fell in love with the science of ichythyology for about the thousandth time today.

----
DISREGARD. THIS IS SORT OF A DIARY THING? SERIOUSLY.

Both March 14th and April 19th are rearing their heads and snarling at me, and luckily they both fall on weekends. I wonder what I'll do. Probably write a heckuva long word doc on it, change the names and save it to a hard drive.

Maybe I'll throw the damn hard drive into a river.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22649917/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22649917/ Sun, 18 Jan 2009 10:09:03 PST In French, the word 'baguette' means both the long French bread and 'wand'.

i.e.:
Harry Potter: Oh, my wand has phoenix feathers, unicorn tails, fairy wings, baby tears, demon eye juice, and pixie dust!

You: Yes, well, my magic wand is actually French bread.

[Harry Potter gasps]

Harry Potter: But...but how?

You: Well, Harry Potter, did you know that the word for both objects is the same in the French language?

Harry Potter: I did not! I am extremely jealous!

And then you would be on casual speaking terms with Harry Potter, who would introduce you to all his cool friends.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22594544/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22594544/ Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:44:29 PST shit. Just...shit. I found out about it while communicating (electronically) with my friend and we both just sat there for a little while, occasionally typing out profanities. Because just...man.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22514647/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22514647/ Sat, 10 Jan 2009 21:28:40 PST
And it's NOT the stuff that comes out of your leg after you've cut it and forgot to clean it for a week?

Ooze is ocean sediment that is made up of more than 30% biogenous sediment (animal shells, exoskeletons, etc.). And there are different terms for the TYPE of biogenous sediment. For example, CALCAREOUS ooze is made up of exoskeletons, which are (no duh) calcareous.

Isn't that the greatest insult ever?

"I may be a 'worthless sumbitch' but YOU, my friend, are a pulmonate leaking calcareous OOZE!"

(Order pulmonata is mostly land snails/slugs.)

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22459154/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22459154/ Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:09:29 PST
[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants

Total so far: 0

[x] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow

Total so far: 2

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[x] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes

Total so far: 3

[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[x] growing up

Total so far: 5

[ ] creepy noises in the night >.> <.<
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secret

Final Total: 5
"If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of __ out of 72 common fears.

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars."

I can't help but wonder why there weren't any slots for things like 'loss'.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22423036/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22423036/ Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:00:23 PST
"One day I will get you back. All of you. I will eat you back. And you’ll know. You’ll be alive every moment I’m devouring your weak human flesh. And then where will you be? Where will you be, you filthy sadist bastard?! YOU’LL BE IN THE STOMACH OF A WAFFLE, THAT’S WHAT! AND THERE WILL BE NOTHING! YOU! CAN! DO!"

After nine pm I just...deteriorate like that.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22215334/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22215334/ Fri, 26 Dec 2008 19:09:20 PST
...don't answer that.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22188831/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22188831/ Thu, 25 Dec 2008 11:17:45 PST
Proven fact.

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I'm absolutely, irrefutably, fantastically sick of it. All these things, these assumptions people make about assumptions. It's like we enjoy boxing ourselves into pigeonholes for the sake of popping out of them and unconforming.

Hey everybody, look at me, I'm a stereotype but I'm not a stereotype! Look, I write, but it's actually making fun of what everybody else is writing, so that makes me special!

"If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity."
- Bill Vaughan

Not only are you assuming that people care enough to draw conclusions about you, but you're still validating that sheep-mentality: the only difference is that now you want the disapproval of your imaginary majority of the population as opposed to the approval.

I'm sick of it.

And I wish they'd quit faving my FF stories.

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But I, frankly, believe that 35 hours of consecutive snowfall is too much.

Especially when followed by an additional six hours of snowfall, and then hail.

Also, two feet of snow on the ground is also too much.

Lastly: Christmas is in three days, so, oops.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22034097/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/22034097/ Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:43:44 PST
Why do you people not tell me these things?

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"Bob the Builder, can we fix it?"
"Bob the Builder, yes we can!"

How has nobody else noticed this?

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2. What are your goals currently in life? Oh. Oh...um...uh oh.

3. What were the last things you purchased? Hm. W- no...no, wait, I think...I bought a song.

4. What time is it currently for you? 11:17

5. What are your major pet peeves? "Oh, daddy-long-legs are the most poisonous spiders in the world! The reason they don't kill people is because their fangs are too small to pierce your skin!" People always think they can argue that with me when I have scientific evidence that's not true.

6. Do you have a favorite musical? Yes.

7. What’s your mother’s maiden name? ...?

8. What is your favorite place you’ve ever traveled? Tch. Seattle. No, Vermont. Seattle. Can I say Mars?

9. Do you like Gouda cheese? I might.

10. Do you prefer your nails natural or painted? People paint their nai- oh, you mean nail polish! Right, that, no.

11. Do you like your hair? Well, yes sometimes, but mostly it seems to attract hair-molesting Asians who pet it and say 'soft!'. [HAIR RAPE]

12. Do you think they should stop making SAW movies? I don't think they should have made the first one.

13. What topping/condiments can be added to any food to make it better? Salt.

14. Which do you prefer, night or day? Psh. Depends.

15. What’s your favorite deodorant? The kind that deodorizes is good, but I like the kind that attracts mosquitoes.

16. Do you have any piercings and if so how many? PSHAW! Will not comply! I'd rather fall over!

17. When was the last time you felt like a total geek?
"Aw! I love this fish tank. That star fish is so cute!"
"Yeah, look, man...it's sea star. Not fish. Get it right."

18. Do you think world peace is possible? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno.

19. What’s one of your favorite snack foods? Grapefruit. Just gimme a knife and a tea spoon.

20. What was the last song you listened to? Peter Gunn Theme - Henry Mancini

21. Do you watch the news? Not anymore.

22. What do your bed sheets/comforter look like? ...what does it say about me that I can't remember? It's not like I don't sleep.

23. What was the last thing you burned/caught on fire? I'm gonna say...cookies.

24. What do you think of the failing economy? Not much.

25. Do you like Fergie? Who? Is that a man or a woman?

26. If you could have any animal in the world as a pet what would it be? GOAT.

27. What is your sex appeal? Uh...how would I know?

28. What time did you get to bed last night? Dunnow.

29. Do you tan? Frickin' NO. Damn phenotype.

30. What was the dumbest thing you've done lately? Started singing along with French Scar and didn't realize I was doing it until halfway into the song.

Did you know they have the Lion King soundtrack in FRENCH?

Sans roi, sans roi, lala-lala-LA-LA!

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]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21904490/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21904490/ Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:52:04 PST DA is boring.

I listen to music like 'Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear', and Belle is the only good Disney princess because she's apparently the only literate one.

Et hier, j'ai pris comment dire "Je m'appelle Nitlon" en japonais.

Eh, c'est tout.

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]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21802747/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21802747/ Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:21:55 PST
Watashi wa pie ga suki desu!

Anyways.

Have you seen the grand prize winner for the International Aquatic Plants Layout Contest '08? I spasmed from the fantasticness. It basically only uses hair grass and willow moss, and honestly, it looks like a landscape, like rocky outcroppings surrounded by seas of prairie and topped with bushes like icing. Only just 3 meters long. And with fish. Look, excuse me, but I actually have to go fangirl for a little while.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21684484/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21684484/ Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:28:36 PST
Saw Twilight.

Died laughing.

-In Memoriam-
-Nitlon's faith in humanity-

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21631134/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21631134/ Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:49:40 PST Nitlon. Notice The Lack Of Numbers, only I added an I because NTLON is hard to pronounce if you don't speak...I don't know Swahili or something.

2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?

....I...can't fangirl. It's just an inability. Though, I did end up reading a deal of Kingdom Hearts fanfiction, so let's go with that!

3. How many watchers do you have now?

Eh, very few, but I don't keep track.

4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA/MB:

[...]

5. Do you comment, fav, or both?

I collect, sometimes comment, I haven't faved for a while.

6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on DA/MB?

No. Don't plan on it, either.

7. What is your most popular deviation?

I doubt there is one. Well, no, it might be one of the fanfictions.

8. What are you favorite non-anime TV shows?

Pushing Daisies.

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?

Eh, not really a fan of drawing period. So, everything?

10. Summer or winter?

Are both seasons, very astute of you.


11. Rain or Sun?

Rain.

12. What's your favorite type of music?

The weird type.

13. PC or Mac?

PC.

14. Anime or Manga?

Couldn't honestly care less.

15. Coke or Pepsi?

Hate both.

16. Read or TV?

Depends on the content, dontchya know.

17. How many hours a day do you spend on DA/MB?

Eh, I browse when I'm bored for about twenty seconds, but I do that like forty times a day.

18. Name a hidden talent

Teleportation (don't tell nobody).

19. Flash or traditional cartoons?

Meh.

20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?

Usually, and, this is really just a suggestion, but the kind with food is good.

21. What are top 3 favorite books?

Er. Lately? Hmm...
Howl's Moving Castle...
I'm quickly growing to like The Stars My Destination more...
Aaand, fish mags.

22. Wii or Playstation?

I hate videogames. Just, all videogames. I'm a gameist.

23. Name 3 of your favorite bands musicians/groups.

They Might Be Giants (Good morning how are you? I'm Doctor Worm! I'm not a real doctor but I AM a real worm!)

Maritime

Halou

24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?

Relative to what, might I ask?

25. Do you like Denny's?

His place? It's pretty disgusting, actually. I mean, I've only been there once, but his bed was all unmade and he had, like, rotten food and wrappers everywhere and I think there was mold in his bathroom. Plus, I mean, he told me it was sleeping, but I really do think his turtle was dead.

26. What is your favorite emoticon?



27. What is your favorite type of pie?

The math kind.

28. Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours?

Goodness, no.

29. Do you go on YouTube a lot?

No.

30. Are you a member on any other sites besides DA/MB?

Yes. [Many.]

31. Do you cosplay?

LORD NO. Though, considering, I might be forced to...

32. Fruits or sweets?

Depends on the fruits and the sweets.

33. Name 3 artists you admire

Peter Callesen, a friend of mine, whoever it is that painted the picture of George Washington that's on the dollar bill.

34. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn?

Buttered. Don't be silly, how will the salt stick if there's no butter?

35. Have you skipped school?

Of course not! Not without calling in first. All excused absences.

36. Have you been on a plane?

Yes. Though, to my disappointment, all the snakes in my suitcase died before terrorizing the public.

37. Have you swum in an ocean?

Yes. No. Well, sort of. Yes.

38. Have you been iceskating?

...unfortunately.

39. Favorite vacation spot

Vermont...maybe. No, I changed my mind, take me to Flin Flon, Canada.

40. Ever been on tv?

Not to my knowledge, and I'm glad of it.

41. Favorite salad dressing?

Vinaigrette.

42. What do you do to relax?

Relax?! What do you mean, relax? I live in a state of chronic anxiety, silly!

43. What is the last film you saw in the theaters?

Dark Knight. Not my idea.

44. Favorite Sandwich

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MAYBE.

Also, I have discovered this: being in a store in mid-November and hearing Christmas music over the intercom makes me want to kick puppies. No, really. If a puppy had been there, I would have kicked it in the ribs.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21566393/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21566393/ Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:25:22 PST
Guess what?

NOBODY NEEDS NUCLEAR WAR WEAPONS. But everybody has them, so everybody else needs them.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21504733/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21504733/ Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:44:21 PST
Also, Beauregard in Rachel's room = WIN.

"Okay, okay, now that we’re past introductions – or, wait, are we? I am Beauregard, but you may address me as m’Lord, Beau, or Duckie."

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21393113/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21393113/ Sat, 08 Nov 2008 18:11:58 PST
Anyways.

I was just thinking about this: why are protagonists always Vishnus or Sivas, preservers or destroyers, protectors or slayers? There are never any Brahmas. No heroes that create to save people. It's just kill, kill, save, save, but never bring in anything new unless they go to a mountain in the most remote village of the most remote country fifty miles off route 4231 and only open during Lent and talk to the Grand Old Sword Master.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I really, really can't think of any Brahmas.

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Wow. The man can speak, I'll tell you that much. He made me smile sincerely, which is tantamount to making somebody else sob hysterically.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21317599/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21317599/ Tue, 04 Nov 2008 12:40:28 PST
"Uh, yeah. That's kind of the point."

"No, I mean it's just like a bunch of fags."

"..."

Conversation between an ignoramus and my otaku friend.

]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21287624/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21287624/ Sun, 02 Nov 2008 16:52:39 PST 2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. With the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?
"Transistor Radio" - Cloud Cult (...I'm feeling...static...y. ...?)

WILL YOU GET FAR IN LIFE?
"Step Outside" - The Finches (I suppose that's a maybe.)

HOW DO YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU?
"New Slang" - The Shins (Wait, really? I still have Shins music? Weird. Anyways. I guess that's accurate, what with my yelling of 'fudnuckers' and 'Mother of a Flying Turtle Donkey'.)

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
"Still Fighting It" - Ben Folds (Hang on, I don't even like Ben F- not the issue, right. So that's a 'yes, but not wilingly.' Yeesh.)

WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S THEME SONG?
"Section 26 - We Crawl" - Polyphonic Spree (...I can think of a few people this applies to.)

WHAT IS THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE?
"5:55" - Charlotte Gainsbourg (What? I'm...perpetually stuck...in...no, I have OCD? That sounds right.)

WHAT WAS HIGH SCHOOL LIKE?
"Glittering Clouds (Locusts)" - Imogen Heap (...this is either a really lame joke or an attempt of fate to dreg up painful memories from last year.)

HOW CAN YOU GET AHEAD IN LIFE?
"Breakfast With My Shadow" - Cloud Cult (I guess a lot of alone time. Suits me fine.)

WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS?
"Screwed Up" - Jodi Martin (Let's see, there's the yaoi otaku, the Greek iNerd, the Japanese politico-nerd, the creepy twins, the crazy rubber-boned robot, the one the robot has proclaimed the 'deadpan snarker'...yeah.)

WHAT IS IN STORE FOR THIS WEEKEND?
"General Electric vs. The Imperial Moth" - The Burning Hell (...yes.)

THE BEST THING TO DESCRIBE YOUR GRANDPARENTS?
"That Was the Worst Christmas Ever!" - Sufjan Stevens (aw, iTunes, don't be mean. It was NOT. Worst Christmas ever was the last one before my dog died, doofus.)

HOW IS YOUR LIFE GOING?
"Sing Along" - Blue Man Group & Dave Matthews (So, I'm conformist?)

WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Starlight" - Muse (...uh...I hope not.)

HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE YOU?
"Roll If Ya Fall" - The Barefoot Truth (Ain't that right. Eheheh.)

WILL YOU HAVE A HAPPY LIFE?
"If We Knew..." - The Finches ('We would not be so stubborn/being swallowed by the ground/if we knew greater bodies still were waiting' Uh...crap.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS REALLY THINK OF YOU?
"Bowl of Oranges" - Bright Eyes (What are you trying to say?)

DO PEOPLE SECRETLY LUST AFTER YOU?
[Before I hit forward, let me say 'Dear gosh I hope not.']
"Landed" - Ben Folds (Uh...I don't know what that means.)

HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY?
"Grave Situation, Pt. 1" - The Burning Hell (So, get killed, come back from the dead and kill the guy who killed me to a Monster-Mash-esque tune. Got it.)

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
"No Man's Land" - Sufjan Stevens (What? Hey!)

WILL YOU EVER HAVE CHILDREN?
"Human Like a House" - The Finches (...ew...I think that's a yes...)

WHAT SONG WOULD YOU STRIP TO?
"Eleanor Rigby" - The Beatles (WHAT?!)

IF A MAN IN A VAN OFFERED YOU CANDY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
"The Ocean" - The Barefoot Truth (and swim very, very far away.)

WHAT DOES YOUR MOM THINK OF YOU?
"Municipal Monarchs" - The Burning Hell (Monarch of...what, exactly?)

WHAT IS YOUR DEEP DARK SECRET?
"Au Contraire" - They Might Be Giants (That's right David Bowie. I don't dig your chops.)

WHAT IS YOUR MORTAL ENEMY'S THEME SONG?
"I Want To Go To Havana" - Gypsy Schaeffer (No fair. Whycome he gets an awesome theme song? You could like, be a ninja to that thing.)

WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY LIKE?
"Journey of the Featherless" - Cloud Cult (I think iTunes is mocking my stories.)

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]]> ~Nitlon http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21269997/ http://Nitlon.deviantart.com/journal/21269997/ Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:56:59 PDT "The poison's spreading, we might not survive much longer!"
"Inuyasha!"
Just, randomly. It's really bugging me.
"Inuyasha Inuyasha Inuyasha oh no Inuyasha I HAVE A COMPLETELY ONE-TRACK MIND AND DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF MY OTHER FRIENDS Inuyasha!"

I will be so glad when I get over my plot line problem and leave one unfinished, because I'm considering just banging my head on the wall until that insipid girl stops saying "INUYASHA!" every single time there's a crisis. Or she's just thinking.

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