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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:16:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I don't post here much anymore.<br /><br />I haven't written anything in forever. <br /><br />My brain is broken. There's too much going on inside it. <br /><br />Skywater descends from heaven, and I am moistened.<br />Seeping in through the holey sole, trench foot sets in.<br />Inch by inch and cell by cell, gangrenous abnegation.<br />A factory of wank, crumbling from within amidst the rain. <br /><br />Yeah.<br /><br />definately broken.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:20:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Of kittens, snowflakes and long-overdue words</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:34:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I don't know if you still read this journal, but I hope you do. <br /><br />I never do enough to show it, and I never ever say it enough. <br /><br />But kitten, you mean the world to me.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A quote for no real reason</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 05:22:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The ancient tradition that the world will be consumed in fire at the end of six thousand years is true, as I have heard from Hell.<br />For the cherub with his flaming sword is hereby commanded to leave his guard at the tree of life, and when he does, the whole creation will be consumed and appear infinite and holy whereas it now appears finite & corrupt.<br />This will come to pass by an improvement of sensual enjoyment.<br />But first the notion that man has a body distinct from his soul is to be expunged; this I shall do, by printing in the infernal method, by corrosives, which in Hell are salutary and medicinal, melting apparent surfaces away, and displaying the infinite which was hid.<br />If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite.<br />For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thro' narow chinks of his cavern.<br /><br />William Blake<br />The Marriage of Heaven and Hell<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:15:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Five thousand page views!<br /><br />-parties like it's 4999...which it was. 19 page views ago, bitch.-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:18:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "What is a poet? An unhappy man who conceals profound anguish in his heart, but whose lips are so fashioned that when sighs and groans pass over them they sound like beautiful music."<br /><br />-Soren Kirkegaard, Either/OR<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:58:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've decided to take some advice and spoon-feed you jokers by posting each element of "Prophecies and Gospels" separately.<br /><br />Enjoy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>here I sit</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 20:33:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ In the baillieu library of melbourne university. Taking a break from writing an essay. I've written 1298 words of a 2500 word limit. I've expressed almost all of the important, relevant points. I question the need to go further with it, even as i know submitting it at this length will result in a savage mark-down, and probably failure of the assignment. As it's worth 50% of the subject mark, I guess I've got no choice but to continue. <br /><br />I'm surrounded by people on one side, and outside of the window next to me there's a fucking demolition site. Then there's Royal Parade. I think about walk around to a certain nearby home and throwing myself at the resident thereof, but this paper needs to be done by friday and at this rate it wont be. Sex won't help me, and catching this person's illness will help me even less. Besides, I'm not really horny, just bored. Bored and questioning the relevance of what I'm writing. My point in the last paragraph about degenerationism as a troubling example of what can happen when society and science collide is a good one, I think. It leads nicely into the next paragraph about the unquestioning acceptance of psychiatry-as-science. <br /><br />Incidentally, you know how you know when you've been tango'd? Well, none of you know, because you can't get that delicious fizzy beverage in this degenerate shithole of a country. And yes, I'm basing my entire depiction of Australia as a degenerate shithole on the fact that you can't get tango here. Not on our shoddy treatment of our native people, not on the hideous political quagmire bogging us down, not on the fact that 95% of our population are semi-literate, ugg-boot wearing, V8 ute driving uber-bogans from hell. Just the lack of tango. It's that delicious. FYI, I also miss Lilt, Scotch Eggs, Penguin Biscuits, Frazzles, Pret a Manger, The Queen, God Save the Queen, Double Decker Buses, British TV ads and The Daily Mirror. <br /><br />I was listening to JOY FM (94.9) last night. A scottish lesbian was arguing with a non-scottish lesbian. At some point the reference to Angelina Jolie as the woman any and all other women would turn gay for came up. I don't get that. I mean, she's pretty and all....but surely she's not that attractive. I don't understand it, please explain it to me, someone? Other than that, I enjoyed the eclectic music they played and the scottish lady's accent, as well as their friendly verbal sparring. It was really quite pleasant. I've been listening to JOY a lot, the last few days. It's a bit hit and miss, but I find it to be a mostly enjoyable station, certainly much better than MAGIC or 3AW or GOLD, all of which I'm subjected to at home on a regular basis.<br /><br />Anyway, I'd better get back to work. God have mercy on us all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:14:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Does anyone else have banner ads in arabic when they're on DA?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>4000.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:23:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I has 4000 pageviews.<br />It's taken me a long time.<br /><br />But I'm here. And not a single piece of anime fan-art in sight. Life is good.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Orthodoxy</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:27:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ (The following is cross-posted from my livejournal)<br /><br />I had something of an epiphany whilst riding on the train this morning. I was reading George Orwell's 1984 as the mass conveyance wended its way into the city, yet couldn't help overhearing the conversation of the two teen girl squad members sitting across from me. These were two fairly typical seeming middle-class teenaged lasses, hovering in that indeterminate wasteland between 16 and 19. Their conversation formed an interesting juxtaposition with the segment of the book presently occupying my attention.<br /><br />On p.56, Orwell has the character Syme espouse that 'Orthodoxy is unconsciousness', and in the pages around it expounds further on the orthodoxies of IngSoc. Back to our two lovely ladies. From Canterbury Station to Parliament (a timeframe of roughly 20 minutes), their topics of conversation were as follows: Brittany Spears, how many guy's their best friend had slept with and what a slut she was, girl no.1's hair, Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears again. The similarity between the destruction of language to control the range of thought, the use of shallow distractions to control the thoughts of the proles and the conversation I overheard startled me.<br /><br />The zeitgeist of so much of my own dear, frustrating generation Y is incredibly shallow. (I know this isn't limited to my own generation, but this is the generation I know best, so I'll keep myself focussed.) If cool is the orthodoxy of the modern world, then serious discussion is now thoughtcrime. If we allow our orthodoxy of cool (try as I might, I can't find a good portmanteau for this. Coolthodoxy isn't a word I want to use.) to limit the range of topics we allow ourselves to discuss then we  sacrifice in  a wholly  Orwellian manner our capacity  to  engage  with the outside world and carry an uninterrupted internal representation of what has gone on. We in essence disengage from the outside world, and allow it to carry on without discourse or the capacity to effect it.<br /><br />I'm not saying there is no room for lighthearted or shallow conversation in this world. I realise I am a snob, I'm over-analytical and rambley. I also realise that in admitting those things, I'm softening myself as a reflexive concession to the orthodoxies of my generation. I don't wish to say that all conversation should be limited to serious and deep topics, far from it.<br /><br />What I wish to say is that we cannot fear thought. We cannot limit ourselves to stay within the bounds of the orthodoxy of the fashionable, and that is my generations failing. Maybe it is an adolescent hangover, that will fade away as we grow older. Maybe it is just a  phase we're growing through. But I wonder, dear god, I wonder how we'll run the world when it comes our turn and all we're interested in is our hair.<br /><br />Anyway, enjoy your electric beetlejuice, I'm off too apply critical theory to my day-to-day life.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:55:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HELLO!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A brief rant</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:01:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It has not been uncommon that my writing is described as 'over-intellectual' 'too wordy' 'showing off' 'smart for the sake of smart' 'a lifeless intellectual exercise' 'dispassionate' and 'old fashioned'. Not uncommon at all. But to those who would say so, I would ask that I be allowed a brief rebuttal.<br />
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I write for myself. Therefore I write in a manner that I enjoy writing, and enjoy reading. If the style is not to your taste, that is one thing- it is, however, to mine. I have had enough of poetry that can be described as 'sparse' and 'dry' and <br />
'lean'. I have had enough of those self-same adjectives being used as praise.<br />
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I don't want that. I want poetry that is lush, sumptuous, that a person can bathe in, can marinade their soul in. I want writing that I can sink indulgently into, become one with, peel apart for different layers, engage my mind and my hard-earned learning . I want poetry that I can taste like the thick, sweet juice of rotten fruit filling my palate. <br />
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I want to write my way. Just because it is not trendy, doesn't mean it is not good.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:29:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HAPPY NEW CERVIX!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:03:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Where has all my writing gone?<br />
Long time passing urine into an empty paper cup which is overflowing into the gutter.<br />
Sushi.<br />
Irascible desires of lunatc gods.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>an important joke.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 18:41:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "despite being commonly abbreviated as 3.14, pi is actually a number that extends to an infinite non-recurring decimal"<br />
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The other cow says: "Moo."<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>We'll make it up to you in the year 3000!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:02:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 3000 pageviews! <br />
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I am teh awesome.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Better Know a Deviant! </title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 00:36:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ PART the THIRD<br />
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The subject of this weeks better know a deviant is........ Why-In-The-Heck! Because, why in the heck not! Lets get started, no ado, no adieu, not to do, notes in blue, knots turn blue....sorry. A sudden rush of dopamine to the left parietal, nothing to worry about. Let us commence, with a lack of common sense. <br />
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1. She's a country girl, hailing from sunny Gippsland, in the east of Victoria, Australia. <br />
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2. She's great with kids. Which is surprising, as she's only just stopped being one herself.<br />
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3. We're homies again. Gangsta fo' life, beeyotch.<br />
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4. You know that song, Go Ask Alice, by Jefferson Airplane? Totally not about her. Be cool if it was, though.<br />
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5. Her DA name comes from her favourite cartoon character, Tomo Takino from Azu Manga Daioh. I personally favour Miss. Osaka, but this isn't about me, folks.<br />
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6. That boot-ay? Totally crackin'. <br />
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7. Her finest deviation? This one. <a href="http://why-in-the-heck.deviantart.com/art/Lady-and-the-Tramp-46407294">[link]</a><br />
And not even because i've always wanted to see Mitch and Dan get makey outey, neither.<br />
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8. The rest of her gallery is pretty rocking too. The plushies make me smile.<br />
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9. If Sarah were edible, I reckon she'd taste like some manner of bright yellow confectionary. <br />
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10. She's a deserving deviant, go check her gallery, y'all biscuit heads.<br />
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Who will be next?! It could be YOU! or YOU! but definitely not you.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>(short)Story Time!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 03:27:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tony was a horse who once ate an encyclopaedia. In doing this, he made himself an enemy of Richard Nixon and spent a life on the run from the secret service. One day, Tony the encyclopaediophage was hiding out in Brixton at the home of his friend, Sherlock Holmes. He then saved a baby from being run over by a milk float, and became a national hero, receiving a grant of several million dollars from the national lottery. <br />
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This money he put in the bank, and fled to rural Albania. He didn't stay long, as he ran into the (by now former) President at his hotel, and ran to Lesbos (leaping the intervening ocean) where he ate many apples. <br />
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He used the grant money to have his appearance changed surgically. Now you know Tony as Noni Hazelhurst. I should emphasize that NOT Tonya Todmann, nor Rhonda Burchmore. Neither Totti Goldsmith but Noni Hazlehurst and Noni Hazlehurst alone. Two thou shalt not count, excepting that thou then proceedeth to Noni Hazlehurst.<br />
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Now in her new guise, Tony was carrying on a steamy affair with Camilla Parker- Bowles. Camilla loved this, as Tony/Noni was still HUNG like a horse and enjoyed turning her into Camilla Parted-Bowels. This, kids, is why Prince Charles can't get any friction and has killer blue balls. Charlie looooooooooooooves the buttsecks, and as his personal aide, none know this better than I. <br />
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After a lengthy stint on children's TV, Noni changed again, this time becoming none other than the city of Minsk, in Russia. However, Richard Nixon easily saw through this and planned to unleash equine flu upon the city/woman/horse. Tony/Noni/Minsk lost him in central Asia, after several spectacular battle scenes with which you needn't concern yourself. He/she/it then spent a good decade in a Chinese opium den as a lamp, occasionally sending a taunting photo of his encyclopaedic degustations to enrage Mr. Nixon.<br />
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This is where I met Tony, in the throes of opium-induced reference regurgitation. At first I thought him a rather odd hallucination, but after hearing his story, I was sure I just imagined it. Tony retired to Istanbul, and married a man named Achmed, now disguised as John Travolta. Achmed was disguised as Enid Blyton. Together, they assassinated Richard Nixon. Together, Tony/Noni/Minsk/John and Achmed/Enid were both blissfully happy for ever and ever.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I am a GOD!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:43:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 6500 words of essays.<br />
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Two tutorial presentations.<br />
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one mid-semester exam.<br />
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all that, and extensive romance in the space of two weeks.<br />
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I AM A GOD!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:59:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The soul is innocent and immortal.<br />
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I, however, am a wanker.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>uhhh....update.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2007 05:45:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is to show i'm still alive. So, yeah. There it is.<br />
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Sing it with me now, people<br />
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I must, I must, I must increase my bust!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>it's CRUNCH time!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:07:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, every year the creative arts department at Melbourne puts on a show. That show is called CRUNCH. This years installment features yours truely. That means, its time for some shameless self-promotion. So, here we go.<br />
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<edit. I can do a much better promotional spiel than the original one!><br />
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Harmoniously and hilariously blending the consistant plots of real plays, and the mad-cap antics of sketch shows, CRUNCH O7(!) promises roughly an hour and a half of thrills, spills, chills, pills, dills, and Wyls. Oh, and laughter. During the show, you will have the opportunity to...<br />
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SEE... the amazing, voracious, vicious, unfortunatly green Invisible Monsters!<br />
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THRILL... to the amusing misadventures of Derek and Gerald, the Golfing Conmen<br />
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GASP... at the coolness of the mad, bad and very, very dangerous to know Pool-playing assassins<br />
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TITTER CHILDISHLY... at the humourously phallic over-sized pepper grinders used in visual gags<br />
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REJOICE... as the workers gleefully cast off the shackles of capitolist oppression, and turn the humble office chair into a chariot of glort, in a dance number that has to be seen to be believed<br />
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LAUGH... at me. Because, as always, I'm hilarious. <br />
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On in Union House Theatre, Melbourne Uni at 7:30 on 31st of july, and the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th of August! $15 full price, $10 concession, possibly beer and skittles, too.<br />
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Be there, or I'll murder your pets! (For those of you without pets, I'll just murder you. animal hater)<br />
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CRUNCH 07! What goes on inside?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>gratuitious conversation starters (or argumentativ</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 04:15:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Photography is not art. Accept it. Move on.<br />
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My foot hurts.<br />
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Many of you are pretentious wankers. Stastically speaking, so am I. I still judge you. Because I'm arrogant too.<br />
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David Bowie is good.<br />
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If photography isn't art, then the majority of you don't belong here.<br />
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You should be able to post porn, if it's literary and well-written. <br />
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Flying monkeys.<br />
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Don Hertzfelt shares the quality of goodness with David Bowie.<br />
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I'm feeling fat and sassy. Also feeling the desire for kinky gay sex. Any takers?<br />
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I wonder if it's possible to build a scientific and empirical, 100% reliable talent-o-scope. Then people could tell if they were wasting their time or not.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Updates.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:04:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Three new deviations today. All quite depressing. It's been a rough couple of weeks. Enjoy. First one to call me emo gets a slap in the chops.<br />
<br />
Fuckers. <br />
<br />
Though, all that having been said, I am very fond of melanc(h?)oly lines for boy-pup. That turned out well.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>tagged by ~sweetness666</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 19:08:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Rules -<br />
The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/hates about yourself" and people who get tagged MUST write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things/hates as well as state this rule clearly.<br />
In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours...<br />
here we go:<br />
<br />
<br />
1. I talk to myself alot. Aloud. In public.<br />
<br />
2. Frequently when listening to my headphones, I start to sing along. Aloud. In public.<br />
<br />
3. I eat too much. <br />
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4. I don't really look after myself. I just let all the various physical ailments of my body go untreated until they go away or the pain becomes unbarable.<br />
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5. I'm fucking lazy. <br />
<br />
6. The only ideas I follow through on are the bad ones. What the fuck is up with that?<br />
<br />
I turn about and visciously slap down the tag on: ~dragonmysts, ~coldspiral, ~sammyb, ~short-lived-dreams, ~threeblindmice and ~jawjie. enjoy, suckers.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Better Know A Deviant!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 19:00:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ (Focus on a deviant has been re-named. This is edition 2!)<br />
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This weeks lucky winner is -drumroll-... ~sweetness666! Congratulations, you've won a....fabulous...trip to....uhh...the gift shop. YAY!<br />
<br />
Alright..as always, 10 things. Let's get this show on the road.<br />
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1. Hailing from Spring, TX, this girl is a product of the american education system. It's not her fault, poor dear. <br />
2. I disagree with her on the pronunciation of 'drow'. It's drow as in 'thou' not drow as in 'though'. Silly.<br />
3. She is very, very beautiful. Stunning. Astonishing.<br />
4. She's probably higher than you right now. <br />
5. She recently graduated from high-school. Applause!<br />
6. Her best deviation (in my not so humble opinion) is 'My love for you'. It's heartwrenching.<br />
7. More people should be watching her. I am. Why aren't you?<br />
8. She's caused me to lose a lot of sleep in the 5 or so years I've known her. Lousy timezones.<br />
9. People stole precious posessions from her during her recent move of house. If I find those people, I will torture, maim and kill them. Consider this due notice, thieving bastards.<br />
10. Her Dad? Totally cool.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Tagged by ~coldspiral</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 18:41:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ In the interest of wanton procrastination...<br />
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LAYER ONE<br />
-- Name: The Immortal and Beloved William Benjamin Harold St. Francis John-Paul Michael Raphael Morris- Hallstingdingworth The 3rd, Ph. D, S.N.A.G., S.T.U.D., P.S.A.H.I, A.A.A.N.G, S.A.A.H.T.B.<br />
-- Birthdate: 08/02/1988<br />
-- Nicknames: Wyl, Wylyam, Bearman, Wolfman, The beast, enforcer, wyldwyl, nminuspi, crazy bastard, fat cunt, skankzilla, crazy wyl, crazy dub, big willy,big w, who ate all the pies who ate all the pies you fat bastard you fat bastard you ate all the pies.<br />
-- Location: My chair, my room, my house, my street, my suburb, my city, my state, my country, my hemisphere, my earth, my solar system, my solar neighbourhood, my galaxy, my galactic cluster, my universe. MINE, ALL MINE!!!<br />
-- Eye Color: brown<br />
-- Hair Color: brown<br />
-- Righty or Lefty: right, right, right, right, right, right, right<br />
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LAYER TWO:<br />
-- The shoes you wore today:None yet. Victory for the barefooted!<br />
-- Your perfect pizza: tropical chicken with bbq saunce<br />
-- Your best physical feature: I'm going to go with my tail. It's shiny!<br />
-- Most missed memory: A closely guarded secret. <br />
<br />
LAYER THREE:<br />
-- Pepsi or Coke: Depends on the situation.<br />
-- Adidas or Nike: Both. All day I DO dream about sex, and I'm fequently victorious. That joke, to quote seamus, is better in greek. <br />
-- Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanocolate.<br />
-- Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither. Coffee is the drink of the devil.<br />
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LAYER FOUR:<br />
-- Do you sing: Yes. Beautifully. No more questions.<br />
-- Do you think you will go to college: I'm there now. Well, not literally now, but I'm enrolled and attending classes. Well, actually I'm not, I'm on SWOTVAC, but...well, you get the idea.<br />
-- Get motion sickness: On boats.<br />
-- Think you're a health freak: Nope. <br />
-- Get along with your parents: Usuually, sure.<br />
-- Play an instrument: Sorta. Unless I can count the skin flute.<br />
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LAYER FIVE:<br />
In the past month..<br />
-- Drank alcohol: Frequently and with enthusiasm.<br />
-- Gone to the mall: Does Burke Rd count as a mall? If so, yes.<br />
-- Kissed someone: In a romantic sense? No. In a family sense? Yes.<br />
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: They come in boxes?<br />
-- Eaten Sushi: Yesterday, as it transpires. Happy Bidet, Mitch!<br />
-- Been on stage: Not in the last month. Had a successful audition, though.<br />
-- Gone skating: no, no and no.<br />
-- Made homemade cookies: I did it all for the cookie...<br />
-- Stolen anything: Only hearts... only hearts...<br />
<br />
LAYER SIX:<br />
Have you ever...<br />
-- Lied about your age: Oh yes.<br />
-- Used a fake id: Oh no. <br />
<br />
LAYER SEVEN:<br />
-- Age you hope to be married: 25-28ish? Maybe. Don't wanna be one of those people having kids when they're 35, for sure.<br />
-- Number of Children: pi. or pie. mmm...children pi.<br />
<br />
LAYER EIGHT:<br />
In a guy/girl...<br />
-- Best eye color: blue<br />
-- Best hair color: mother-of-pearl. or purple! mother of pearlple?<br />
-- Short hair or long hair: depends on the guy/girl in question<br />
<br />
LAYER NINE:<br />
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: Trust? HAH!<br />
-- Number of cds you own: Don't make me count. I'll just say 50. Or pi.<br />
-- Number of piercings: zero... for now.<br />
-- Number of tattoos: see above.<br />
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WHO WILL YOU TAG NOW?<br />
Lemmesee...who still talks to me? I'll pick ~dragonmysts, ~jawjie, ~short-lived-dreams, ~sweetness666 and ~midnight-child. I expect your answers on my desk by the end of class, kids.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>bi-millenial man</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:24:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 2,000 views. The Wylrus has...flopped onto the beach in an ungainly fashion. But, at least he's flopped with might, majesty and wit! Or...something like that. In fact, in celebration, here are two thousand things about me that you didn't know. Or...two things. Or none. I'm too lazy. <br />
<br />
NOW IS THE TIME ON SPROCKETS WHEN WE DANCE!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 06:32:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have 1954 pageviews. 1954 is the year my mother was born. Makes you think!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Focus on a Deviant! Issue one...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 06:23:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So. From now on I'll be doing occaisional entries that focus particularly on one deviant from my watched list. This is the first. Here it goes. I'ma do it as a top ten or at least a 10 things about them kind of thing. And the lucky winner this week is.... ~Dragonmysts !<br />
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1. Her comments are always well-considered, despite her protests to the contrary.<br />
2. My favourite deviation of hers is 'Our Angel'. It's heartwrenching, it really is.<br />
3.  She lives in the same town as me. Melbourne is awesome, so that would score her many points even if she were a hack.<br />
4. She's old. Like, f'real. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br />
5. Her talent inspires twinges of jealousy in me occaisionally.<br />
6. She, like me, is a member of ~EarthyBeginnings<br />
7. She's got about 10 bajillion favourites, which I choose to interpret as showing she has a big heart.<br />
8. Her work leans heavily towards the abstract, but manages to come off more impressive than wanky. Wish she'd teach me how to do that.<br />
9. Far, far too few people are watching her. <br />
10. If you've read this far, fuck off and go see her gallery already. <br />
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That's it for this issue, who'll be next? We can only wait and see.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Emos!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:52:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, we all knew I'd get around to mentioning eventually, and given recent events, it seemed like the time. So let's address it right now. Emo. And Emos. And all related topics. <br />
<br />
I have no real problem with the fashion you embrace, aside from that stupid blonde fringe bit and that your jeans discriminate against people with thighs. That's fine. To each their own. I think you look a little silly, but plenty of people mock my beard, so whatever. I don't even mind much the way you clog up the steps of Flinders Street Station, or the fact that you listen to some truly awful bands. Really. Doesn't bother me.<br />
<br />
But in light of the recent coverage the whole subculture you embrace has had, given the recent double suicide of two young melbourne girls, something has been brought to my attention that infact DOES bother me. I wonder if those who know me well can guess what I'll say? Because it's obvious. It's this constant catch-cry of 'I want to be different! I dont belong with the rest of you, you don't understand, I'm different!' <br />
<br />
Yep. Sure. That's fine. Say it. But you do have to realise at some point that you're wrong. Because you aren't unique, or even different enough to stand out statistically speaking. Because by embracing this level of 'difference' all you're doing is fitting in with a smaller group, aye? I mean...I look at you all sitting around, clogging up the steps of the aforementioned public transport hub. And I couldn't tell you apart from one another if I tried. To quote the esteemed Mr. John Safran 'You're different just like Mary, just like Susan, just like Jane. How many people can be different before it becomes the same?' You follow my reasoning, I'm sure.<br />
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The secomd probem I possess with this little group, and by far the bigger of them is that of the idea of a subculture based not on a shared ideology but simple fashion. I mean, before the gothic movement that was your antecedent became so horrifyingly corrupted, the movement was an intellectual and an artistic one. The aspects of fashion that have become it's adjuncts were later additions. Ditto with the ideal of punk, which has also fallen from laudible roots into a degree of corruption that is almost an inversion of it's original ideology. When fashion replaces a shared ideology or world-view...well...that's when I worry for society.<br />
<br />
Just some thoughts.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:55:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just saw the last episode of the West Wing. It made me sad.<br />
<br />
-makes note to go out and buy all the dvds-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Some philosophical...philosophising...</title>
                <link>http://Nminuspi.deviantart.com/journal/12586167/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 20:49:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What is the difference between pain and pleasure? I would say that there is none. At the basic physiological level, there is only nervous excitation caused by external stimuli. So the pain/pleasure duality is only a matter of interpretation. So it follows that for a disciplined mind, even agony can be interpreted as pleasure with sufficient willpower.<br />
<br />
To put it another way (and to paraphrase one of my favourite computer games) All sensation is but information, data fed into the computer of the mind. All pain, even agony is but interpretation. Become master of the input, and you will take control of the output. <br />
<br />
The lesson then, o my children, is simple. Once you can overcome pain in such a manner, all life becomes easier, and the full pallette of sensation may be applied to your canvas. The difficulty, of course, lies in the actualisation of this idea. But that is a topic for another, less hungover journal entry.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Easter.</title>
                <link>http://Nminuspi.deviantart.com/journal/12517912/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:12:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's easter again. And I'm alllllllll on my lonesome. My chest hurts. My arm hurts. I've got an ingrown toenail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt. And I'm working too hard, in the knowledge that however hard I work, it's not going to be enough.<br />
<br />
Fuck that shit. <br />
I pray your pascal proclivities are pleasant and populated by promiscuous prismatic penguins and plentiful procreation.<br />
<br />
So there.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Macintoshes</title>
                <link>http://Nminuspi.deviantart.com/journal/12435109/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 18:21:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Macs are weird and confusing. I'm using one now, and I've got no idea how they work. Bill Gates 4eva!<br />
<br />
In other news, statistics are boring and I only turn up to the lectures to draw gruesome cartoons to make the girl next to me laugh. Because, you know, why not? At least it beats paying attention. So...uhhh....yes, until next time, I'm german.<br />
<br />
HOSENBUGLER!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:00:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So....anyone wanna make me an avatar?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>I'm turning 1600!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:12:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Which would make my date of birth 16/03/407AD. So I could be considered venerable. All of this is a roundabout way of saying 1600 pageviews, motherfuckers! NOW LET'S ALL GET DRUNK AND PLAY PINGPONG!!!!<br />
<br />
Oh, and part three of the challenge is up....<br />
<br />
<br />
Theme List<br />
1. Introduction (Done)<br />
2. Love (Done)<br />
3. Light (Done)<br />
4. Dark (Done)<br />
5. Rot (Done)<br />
6. Break (Done)<br />
7. Heaven (Done)<br />
8. Away (Done)<br />
9. Cut (Done)<br />
10. Breathe<br />
11. Memory<br />
12. Insanity<br />
13. Misfortune<br />
14. Smile<br />
15. Silence<br />
16. Spit<br />
17. Blood<br />
18. Under<br />
19. Gray<br />
20. Fortitude<br />
21. War<br />
22. Mother<br />
23. Distastefull<br />
24. Want<br />
25. Lurking<br />
26. Europe<br />
27. Foreign<br />
28. Sorrow<br />
29. Urban<br />
30. Rain<br />
31. Flower<br />
32. Night<br />
33. Wrath<br />
34. Moon<br />
35. Walk<br />
36. Precious<br />
37. See<br />
38. Abandoned<br />
39. Dream<br />
40. 4:29 PM<br />
41. Citric Acid<br />
42. Still<br />
43. Die<br />
44. Two Roads<br />
45. Two Guns<br />
46. Drop<br />
47. Dirt<br />
48. Young<br />
49. Preservatives<br />
50. Breaking the Rules<br />
51. Sport<br />
52. Old<br />
53. Desecrate<br />
54. Tower<br />
55. Need<br />
56. Biohazard<br />
57. Sacrificial<br />
58. Kick in the Head<br />
59. No Way Out<br />
60. Desert<br />
61. Fairy Tale<br />
62. Voodoo<br />
63. Do Not Disturb<br />
64. City<br />
65. Horrorific<br />
66. Snow<br />
67. Drum<br />
68. Hero<br />
69. Annoyance<br />
70. 67%<br />
71. Obsession<br />
72. Mislead<br />
73. I. Can't.<br />
74. Confrontation<br />
75. Mirror<br />
76. Broken<br />
77. Testament<br />
78. Drink<br />
79. FUCK [if this theme offends you you may do the alternate theme "Balk"]<br />
80. Words<br />
81. Pen and Paper<br />
82. +<br />
83. Heal<br />
84. Cold<br />
85. Sick<br />
86. Seeing Red<br />
87. Hunger<br />
88. Pain<br />
89. Through the Fire<br />
90. Triangle<br />
91. Drown<br />
92. Rape<br />
93. Iron<br />
94. Soft<br />
95. Advertisement<br />
96. Storm<br />
97. Safety<br />
98. Puzzle<br />
99. Alone<br />
100. Gone<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>its an update!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:10:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, so, first off, I havent abandoned the hundred themes bit. It's just on hold for a little whilst my life is quite busy, and my headspace is not suitable for writing anything but whiney and self-loathing pap. Because, you know, that's what the world is bringing out of me, for the following reasons. Consider them excuses for my lack of productivity.<br />
<br />
1. A character I created and perform online is already more popular and likable than I am, which speaks volumes about me, given how messed up they are.<br />
<br />
2. Friends turning on me or just abandoning me, seemingly in droves. Close ones, too. <br />
<br />
3. I'm studying too hard. I'll do it when there's time.<br />
<br />
4. I'm too drunk/high.<br />
<br />
Let's see, anything else before I plunge myself into ancient greek articles and prepositions for a bit? Oh, well, to any and all melbournite deviants who read this, im contemplating a party for the upcoming weekend, probably friday night but maybe saturday. Note/email me if you're interested.<br />
<br />
That is all.<br />
<br />
Theme List<br />
1. Introduction (Done)<br />
2. Love (Done)<br />
3. Light (Done)<br />
4. Dark (Done)<br />
5. Rot (Done)<br />
6. Break (Done)<br />
7. Heaven (Drafted, but not posted)<br />
8. Away<br />
9. Cut<br />
10. Breathe<br />
11. Memory<br />
12. Insanity<br />
13. Misfortune<br />
14. Smile<br />
15. Silence<br />
16. Spit<br />
17. Blood<br />
18. Under<br />
19. Gray<br />
20. Fortitude<br />
21. War<br />
22. Mother<br />
23. Distastefull<br />
24. Want<br />
25. Lurking<br />
26. Europe<br />
27. Foreign<br />
28. Sorrow<br />
29. Urban<br />
30. Rain<br />
31. Flower<br />
32. Night<br />
33. Wrath<br />
34. Moon<br />
35. Walk<br />
36. Precious<br />
37. See<br />
38. Abandoned<br />
39. Dream<br />
40. 4:29 PM<br />
41. Citric Acid<br />
42. Still<br />
43. Die<br />
44. Two Roads<br />
45. Two Guns<br />
46. Drop<br />
47. Dirt<br />
48. Young<br />
49. Preservatives<br />
50. Breaking the Rules<br />
51. Sport<br />
52. Old<br />
53. Desecrate<br />
54. Tower<br />
55. Need<br />
56. Biohazard<br />
57. Sacrificial<br />
58. Kick in the Head<br />
59. No Way Out<br />
60. Desert<br />
61. Fairy Tale<br />
62. Voodoo<br />
63. Do Not Disturb<br />
64. City<br />
65. Horrorific<br />
66. Snow<br />
67. Drum<br />
68. Hero<br />
69. Annoyance<br />
70. 67%<br />
71. Obsession<br />
72. Mislead<br />
73. I. Can't.<br />
74. Confrontation<br />
75. Mirror<br />
76. Broken<br />
77. Testament<br />
78. Drink<br />
79. FUCK [if this theme offends you you may do the alternate theme "Balk"]<br />
80. Words<br />
81. Pen and Paper<br />
82. +<br />
83. Heal<br />
84. Cold<br />
85. Sick<br />
86. Seeing Red<br />
87. Hunger<br />
88. Pain<br />
89. Through the Fire<br />
90. Triangle<br />
91. Drown<br />
92. Rape<br />
93. Iron<br />
94. Soft<br />
95. Advertisement<br />
96. Storm<br />
97. Safety<br />
98. Puzzle<br />
99. Alone<br />
100. Gone<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 03:15:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1,500 pageviews! Thank you, thank you! Uhh...aside from that. Back at uni. That's about it, really. Pretty hectic with all the back to schoolering. So yeah. Up yours!<br />
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Theme List<br />
1. Introduction (Done)<br />
2. Love (Done)<br />
3. Light (Done)<br />
4. Dark (Done)<br />
5. Rot (Done)<br />
6. Break (Done)<br />
7. Heaven<br />
8. Away<br />
9. Cut<br />
10. Breathe<br />
11. Memory<br />
12. Insanity<br />
13. Misfortune<br />
14. Smile<br />
15. Silence<br />
16. Spit<br />
17. Blood<br />
18. Under<br />
19. Gray<br />
20. Fortitude<br />
21. War<br />
22. Mother<br />
23. Distastefull<br />
24. Want<br />
25. Lurking<br />
26. Europe<br />
27. Foreign<br />
28. Sorrow<br />
29. Urban<br />
30. Rain<br />
31. Flower<br />
32. Night<br />
33. Wrath<br />
34. Moon<br />
35. Walk<br />
36. Precious<br />
37. See<br />
38. Abandoned<br />
39. Dream<br />
40. 4:29 PM<br />
41. Citric Acid<br />
42. Still<br />
43. Die<br />
44. Two Roads<br />
45. Two Guns<br />
46. Drop<br />
47. Dirt<br />
48. Young<br />
49. Preservatives<br />
50. Breaking the Rules<br />
51. Sport<br />
52. Old<br />
53. Desecrate<br />
54. Tower<br />
55. Need<br />
56. Biohazard<br />
57. Sacrificial<br />
58. Kick in the Head<br />
59. No Way Out<br />
60. Desert<br />
61. Fairy Tale<br />
62. Voodoo<br />
63. Do Not Disturb<br />
64. City<br />
65. Horrorific<br />
66. Snow<br />
67. Drum<br />
68. Hero<br />
69. Annoyance<br />
70. 67%<br />
71. Obsession<br />
72. Mislead<br />
73. I. Can't.<br />
74. Confrontation<br />
75. Mirror<br />
76. Broken<br />
77. Testament<br />
78. Drink<br />
79. FUCK [if this theme offends you you may do the alternate theme "Balk"]<br />
80. Words<br />
81. Pen and Paper<br />
82. +<br />
83. Heal<br />
84. Cold<br />
85. Sick<br />
86. Seeing Red<br />
87. Hunger<br />
88. Pain<br />
89. Through the Fire<br />
90. Triangle<br />
91. Drown<br />
92. Rape<br />
93. Iron<br />
94. Soft<br />
95. Advertisement<br />
96. Storm<br />
97. Safety<br />
98. Puzzle<br />
99. Alone<br />
100. Gone<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>100 themes (stolen from...someone)</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:00:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm gonna try out one of these hundred theme things. Place your bets as to how far i'll get before bottling out through sheer laziness. I say......12 (which will quite appropriately get me to 'insanity'). And I'm being fairly optomistic.<br />
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Theme List<br />
1. Introduction (Done)<br />
2. Love (Done)<br />
3. Light (Done)<br />
4. Dark (Done)<br />
5. Rot (Done)<br />
6. Break (Done)<br />
7. Heaven<br />
8. Away<br />
9. Cut<br />
10. Breathe<br />
11. Memory<br />
12. Insanity<br />
13. Misfortune<br />
14. Smile<br />
15. Silence<br />
16. Spit<br />
17. Blood<br />
18. Under<br />
19. Gray<br />
20. Fortitude<br />
21. War<br />
22. Mother<br />
23. Distastefull<br />
24. Want<br />
25. Lurking<br />
26. Europe<br />
27. Foreign<br />
28. Sorrow<br />
29. Urban<br />
30. Rain<br />
31. Flower<br />
32. Night<br />
33. Wrath<br />
34. Moon<br />
35. Walk<br />
36. Precious<br />
37. See<br />
38. Abandoned<br />
39. Dream<br />
40. 4:29 PM<br />
41. Citric Acid<br />
42. Still<br />
43. Die<br />
44. Two Roads<br />
45. Two Guns<br />
46. Drop<br />
47. Dirt<br />
48. Young<br />
49. Preservatives<br />
50. Breaking the Rules<br />
51. Sport<br />
52. Old<br />
53. Desecrate<br />
54. Tower<br />
55. Need<br />
56. Biohazard<br />
57. Sacrificial<br />
58. Kick in the Head<br />
59. No Way Out<br />
60. Desert<br />
61. Fairy Tale<br />
62. Voodoo<br />
63. Do Not Disturb<br />
64. City<br />
65. Horrorific<br />
66. Snow<br />
67. Drum<br />
68. Hero<br />
69. Annoyance<br />
70. 67%<br />
71. Obsession<br />
72. Mislead<br />
73. I. Can't.<br />
74. Confrontation<br />
75. Mirror<br />
76. Broken<br />
77. Testament<br />
78. Drink<br />
79. FUCK [if this theme offends you you may do the alternate theme "Balk"]<br />
80. Words<br />
81. Pen and Paper<br />
82. +<br />
83. Heal<br />
84. Cold<br />
85. Sick<br />
86. Seeing Red<br />
87. Hunger<br />
88. Pain<br />
89. Through the Fire<br />
90. Triangle<br />
91. Drown<br />
92. Rape<br />
93. Iron<br />
94. Soft<br />
95. Advertisement<br />
96. Storm<br />
97. Safety<br />
98. Puzzle<br />
99. Alone<br />
100. Gone<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>the update</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:01:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, I'm back in town. The holiday was good, in a dull sort of way. There were a few moments of excitements, but mostly it was fairly uneventful. Uneventful and diahorrea plagued. Bloody thai food! Ugh, suffice to say i now fully understand the accuracy of the phrase 'arse gravey'. But enough of my gastroenterological griping, on with the show...<br />
<br />
Uh, there should be a new poem up soon. And that just about concludes it, now i think of it. Oh, clocked up 1400 pageviews. Yay!<br />
<br />
So, yes. thank you. Go on with your business. <br />
<br />
Go on!<br />
<br />
Get!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 21:43:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm 19 today. more substantial update when my northern exile concludes.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>A bit of musing...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 19:01:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, I watched Dylan Moran's standup show 'Monster' on the ABC the other night. And It got me to thinking about applause and bowing after a performance. Which lead me to realise how much the process and dynamic have become fucked up in the modern era. <br />
<br />
Symbollically the performer, when bowing, is offering his neck to the audience to either pat him on the head for a job well done, or to the sword/axe/crowbar/guillotine that rewards a poor performance. But I feel increasingly that this power dynamic has come to be largely reversed. This was not the case in Mr. Moran's show, but it was the catalyst for this grumpy little rant. It seems to me that in many recent live performances that I've seen that the people on stage are bowing as if to say 'I demand your unconditional love, feed my ego!'<br />
<br />
I think that the audience is mostly to blame for this. Because more and more, I see audiences giving loud, nigh rapturous applause to performances that could be comfortably scored as 'mediocre to complete shite'. One particular instance of this that I vividly recall was at the 2004 RSC production of Macbeth. For a lacluster, stilted, passionless and misdirected performance, the cast recieved loud applause, in many cases a standing ovation, and much hooting and hollaring. As regards the hooting and hollaring, I shall mention this again in a moment. Audiences everywhere! I beg you, reclaim the power over the performer! Don't feed the ego! Give them only the exact amount of applause they deserve. Please?<br />
<br />
Now, hooting, hollaring and 'woo'-ing. Please stop that. Everyone who does it, reclaim your dignity, stop pissing polite people off and shut up. Or at least save it for Jerry Springer, which I know you watch, seeing as anyone who could spoil a live performance with a hearty, high-pitched, penetrating 'wooooooooooooo' is most certainly the kind of bogan who would enjoy the purile antics of Mr. Springer and his guests. <br />
<br />
My final piece of grumpyness concerns the so-called 'encores' that have become so popular. As Mr. Moran so appositely pointed out, it's a load of crap. (Those weren't his exact words, but Guinness has the strangest effect upon my memory.) If it's not a truely spontaneous encore, don't do it. And certainly do not force us to applaud and applaud until you feel we're worthy of it. This cynical procedure is most annouying- if it's good enough to go into the performance, put it in. Don't make us wait around for it.   <br />
<br />
Here I'd go onto a bit about curtain-calls, but frankly if you haven't got my drift by now, there's no point continuing until I get a large hammer to beat it in with. <br />
<br />
For those of you still with me, thank you for your patience. Returning to normality in 3....2....1....<br />
<br />
We have normality.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2007 23:55:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Uhhhh....Wyl smash!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
                <link>http://Nminuspi.deviantart.com/journal/11499865/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 22:13:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The animosity is now over. Apologies have been made, and all is well in the wyld. Many greetings to all, and 1300 pageviews are now up. <br />
<br />
Oh, yeah, and I passed my bar test. Go me! Now, to find work...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Somewhat tipsy.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:41:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, I'm taking this bar course. Our homework for the day is to drink a beer we've never had before. I stop off for a can of Sapporo, and it being a very hot day, slam it down in pretty quick fashion. Loooking at the back i realises:<br />
<br />
3 standard drinks in 10 minutes. BUZZZZZZZZZ!<br />
<br />
Oh yeah, hopefully an update to come soon..<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Rampant Quiz Theivery, part the third</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 18:33:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ FOUR JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE:<br />
<br />
1. Lifetime unemployment <br />
2. student<br />
3. disappointing son<br />
4. perpetual anathema (jumbo lens)<br />
<br />
FOUR MOVIES I WOULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AND OVER:<br />
<br />
1. Snatch<br />
2. I heart huckabees<br />
3. Dr. Strangelove<br />
4. Human Traffic<br />
<br />
FOUR PLACES I HAVE LIVED:<br />
<br />
1. Bexleyheath <br />
2. Eltham (London, and it's Elt-em, not Elf-ham, you fucking Aussies.)<br />
3. Hawthorn<br />
4. Balwyn<br />
<br />
<br />
FOUR TV SHOWS I LOVE TO WATCH:<br />
<br />
1. Angel<br />
2. Scrubs<br />
3. Seinfeld<br />
4. The West Wing<br />
<br />
FOUR PLACES I'VE BEEN ON VACATION:<br />
<br />
1. England<br />
2. New Zealand<br />
3. Woolongong<br />
4. Port Douglas<br />
<br />
FOUR WEBSITES I VISIT DAILY:<br />
1. Deviant Art<br />
2. wikipedia<br />
3. lowbrow.org<br />
4. uhh....your mother is a website, right?<br />
<br />
FOUR OF MY FAVORITE FOODS (NO PARTICULAR ORDER):<br />
<br />
1. Nachos<br />
2. Toasted Sandwhiches<br />
3. chicken satay<br />
4. twix<br />
<br />
FOUR OF MY FAVORITE DRINKS:<br />
<br />
1. Pepsi<br />
2. Cooper's Pale Ale<br />
3. Apple Juice<br />
4. Orange Cordial<br />
<br />
FOUR OF MY FAVORITE SONGS:<br />
<br />
1. Death Cab for Cutie - Brothers on a Hotel Bed<br />
2. Guster - Two Points for Honesty<br />
3. Incubus - Oil and Water<br />
4. Radiohead - High and Dry<br />
<br />
FOUR PLACES I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:<br />
<br />
1. A pub<br />
2. An alternate universe<br />
3. In the company of someone other than my desk fan<br />
4. The happy place (tm)<br />
<br />
FOUR WORDS/PHRASES I USE THE MOST:<br />
<br />
1. Seemingly<br />
2. Probably<br />
3. What's for dinner?<br />
4. Multiple entendre<br />
<br />
FOUR OF MY FAVORITE MOVIE/TV/Book COUPLES:<br />
<br />
1. Spike/Drusilla (Buffy)<br />
2. Me/ Your mother (Wyl: MILF Fucker Vol. 9)<br />
3. George/ Susan (Seinfeld)<br />
4. Lavinia Wheately/ Yog-Sothoth (The Dunwhich Horror, H.P.Lovecraft)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The one good thing about summer...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:04:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...Is the combination of nocturnal skinny-dipping and beer!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Joy to the world...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:23:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Festive felicitations and Christmas cheer to all my DA buddies, and all DA in general! Wassail to all!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 17:18:46 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, it's at this point, I ask the question that every man must at one point or another ask hisself. <br />
<br />
Got Milk?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
                <link>http://Nminuspi.deviantart.com/journal/11020049/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2006 17:02:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ See, I told y'all I would submit some new things!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:26:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's been a while since I've deviated. Something new will come along, when I feel like writing, or have something to write about.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Entirely irrelevant, but I feel like mentioning it</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 19:51:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, the SciFi channel recently came to Australian TV (well, at least cable tv), and it's about damn time.<br />
<br />
Captain Scarlet, followed by Thunderbirds and then Buffy. Now that's a great way to spend the afternoon!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Nminuspi</author>
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                <title>Millenial Me!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:14:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey, 1000+ pageviews. It hasnt been a quick or easy process getting here, but I'd like to thank all my loyal watchers who have ridden out the process with me. Although, I think I've seen increased traffic recently, since it was only last month I posted my 900th, so hopefully this trend will increase.<br />
<br />
In celebration, here are 1000 facts about wyl. <br />
<br />
Or maybe just....three.<br />
<br />
He is presently wearing cut-off jeans.<br />
His favourite Simpsons character is Comic Book Guy.<br />
He is fully capable of applying most forms of makeup, thanks to a long involvement with the theatre.<br />
<br />
Message over, commence drinking!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Tagged!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 23:05:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Here are the rules:<br />
-------------------------<br />
[1]: The tagger says 6 habits/things about themselves.<br />
[2]: The tagger tags 6 other people and lists them in their journal.<br />
[3]: Those 6 tagged people need to do a journal entry explaining the rules clearly and do 6 habits/things about themselves too.<br />
[4]: No tagbacks!!!<br />
[5][optional]: List the name of the person that tagged you (as seen above).<br />
<br />
I was tagged by ~why-in-the-heck<br />
<br />
1] I make vodka martini's with red instead of white vermouth.<br />
2] I go through phases where I will eat one thing and one thing only for breakfast, and then won't eat it for months. Right now I'm not on a phase, the last one was fantastic noodles.<br />
3] I do much the same with cd's, except with listening to them, and not eating them. Because eating cd's would be stupid.<br />
4] If I'm in a shop alone, I always talk to myself, usually about the things on sale. I frequently talk to myself with other people there, it's just harder to notice.<br />
5] The first cd I ever bought was the Lollypop/Candyman single, by Aqua. I was 11. I'm not ashamed!<br />
6] My most despised campus association is Socialist Alternative. <br />
<br />
Alright, alright, I tag *ahem*<br />
~bleak-hazard<br />
~jawjie<br />
~superchan<br />
~sweetness666<br />
~thesammyb<br />
~sez-dog<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Quiz Thieving</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 21:07:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The quiz thief strikes back!!!<br />
<br />
~~~~~~~~~~~~RED~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
<br />
1. Closest red thing to you? A pen<br />
<br />
2. Have you ever fallen down the stairs? Once. It hurt.<br />
<br />
3. Last thing to make you angry? Missing my exam because I'm stupid.<br />
<br />
4. Are you a fan of romance? Under my callous exterior, sure.<br />
<br />
5. Have you ever been in love? Yes<br />
<br />
6. Do you have a temper? Sometimes. I'm more sulky than shouty, though.<br />
<br />
~~~~~~~~~~~~GREEN~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
<br />
1. Closest green thing to you? My lava lamp.<br />
<br />
2. Do you care about the environment? Back where I come from, the south, we got rid of it, and we've never been happier!<br />
<br />
3. Are you jealous of anyone right now? All the people who are less retarded than me.<br />
<br />
4. Are you a lucky person? Generally, but there are some moments when I wonder...<br />
<br />
5. Do you always want what you can't have? Often. But doesnt everyone?<br />
<br />
6. Do you like being outdoors? Sure, why not?<br />
<br />
7. Are you Irish? No<br />
<br />
~~~~~~~~~~~~PURPLE~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
<br />
1. Last purple thing you saw? The cover of my ancient rome reader.<br />
<br />
2. Like being treated to expensive things? Depends what they are. If it's something expensive and good, sure.<br />
<br />
3. Do you like mysterious things? Yeah, I guess.<br />
<br />
4. Favorite type of chocolate? Dark.<br />
<br />
5. Ever met anyone in royalty? Well, a few flaming queens, but that doesnt really count.<br />
<br />
6. Are you creative? Sometimes<br />
<br />
7. Are you lonely? Not right now.<br />
<br />
~~~~~~~~~~~~YELLOW~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
<br />
1. Closest yellow thing to you? A flyer on summer school classics courses from uni<br />
<br />
2. The happiest time[s] of your life? Uh. Uh. Uh. Many candidates. Get back to me.<br />
<br />
3. Favorite holiday? The Virgin Islands. So I could have sex. You know, for the irony.<br />
<br />
4. Are you scared? Somewhat.<br />
<br />
5. Do you burn or tan? Not like i used to, but i still need sunscreen<br />
<br />
6. Do you want children? One day, sure. As long as I was guaranteed they wouldnt be at all like my brothers.<br />
<br />
7. What makes you feel safe? The continuing unpopularity of the family first party.<br />
<br />
~~~~~~~~~~~~BLUE~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
<br />
1. Closest blue thing to you? A book.<br />
<br />
2. Are you good at calming people down? iIf I choose not to make them worse. Which is rare.<br />
<br />
3. Do you like the sea? Yes.<br />
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4. What was the last thing that made you cry? *sings* breaking up is so very hard to do....<br />
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5. Are you a logical thinker? When I need to be. <br />
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6. Can you sleep easily? Not usually.<br />
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7. Do you prefer the beach or the woods? Woods. I love the temperate rainforest that's unique to southern victoria, particularly the dandenong ranges. It's so nice.<br />
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~~~~~~~~~~~~PINK~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />
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1. Closest pink thing to you? My g-string. No, kidding. A box with playing cards in.<br />
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2. Do you like sweet things? Yeah<br />
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3. Like play-fighting? I have a seven y.o. nephew. I dont get a choice<br />
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4. Are you sensitive? I try not to be. But somethings just slip through the armour.<br />
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5. Do you like punk music? Not much.<br />
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6. What is your favorite flower? The Agapanthus. Because one day they will cover the world.<br />
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7. Does someone have a crush on you? Not bloody likely!<br />
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~~~~~~~~ORANGE~~~~~~~~<br />
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1. Closest orange thing to you? A book<br />
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2. Do you like to burn things? Do people count?<br />
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3. Dress up for Halloween? Once.<br />
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4. Are you usually a warm-hearted person? Sometimes.<br />
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5. Do you drive on the limit or 5 kilometres over? It depends. <br />
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6. Do you prefer the single life or the security of a relationship? They both have their upsides, but I'd like to be in a relationship atm. <br />
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7. What would your super power be? How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away? WITH MIND BULLETS!! That's telekinesis, Kyle! How 'bout the power....to move you?<br />
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~~~~~~~~WHITE~~~~~~~~<br />
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1. What is the closest thing white to you? A notebook. Well, the parts that havent been written on are white.<br />
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2. Would you say you're innocent? Until proven guilty.<br />
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3. Always try to keep the peace? Unless I'm bored.<br />
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4. How do you imagine your wedding? Quiet. As in, no extraneous people.<br />
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5. Do you like the colour white? White isn't a colour, stupid.<br />
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6. Are you afraid of going to the doctor or dentist? Doctor's ok, hate the dentist though. Even though my dentist is a smoking hottie. Well, for a dentist. <br />
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7. Do you have Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.)? Noone does. It's an artificial condition created by lazy GP's and even lazier parents.<b... ]]></description>
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                <description><![CDATA[ One more examination to go. The rest have been ok, existentialism in particular was a huge let off, I honestly thought I was doomed. My essay was a little on the short side, but at least what was written was of good quality, so it shouldnt matter tooooo much. <br />
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So that just leaves ancient rome, which shouldnt be too hard, being as it was my favourite subject, so I pretty much know it all anyways. Well, I like to think so, anyways.<br />
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I'm otherwise fine. Contemplating a haircut. Desirous of a joint. Loathing Herbert Marcuse. And somewhat on the tired side. I've gotta start going to bed at reasonable hours...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>900</title>
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                <description><![CDATA[ 900 pageviews, you say? Wundebar!<br />
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And now it only remains for me to say: "Do you rue attacking Krunk? Do you rue it?!?!?!?"<br />
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Yes, that's all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <description><![CDATA[ He who wishes to become truely misanthropic need only undertake the study of social psychology, for in this field are the true horrors of human nature laid bare.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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