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I am so sorry.....

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I am so sorry.....

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I can't even begin to describe how "on-the-ball" this movie is. It's perfect.


They found the perfect actors to play all the parts. It's just mind-blowing!

And yes, I have to give my ultimate respect to Heath Ledger, because his portrayal of The Joker is just phenomenal!

After viewing it a second time, me and Zippy got into a short discussion with a friend about why we think Heath Ledger is the ultimate Joker.

Our friend agrees that he is good, but says Heath didn't capture the evil crazy enough. She said that he played the funny crazy well and that's it.

And I couldn't agree with her less.

Now, Jack Nicholson may be able to pull off The Joker, but Heath...well he just took it to another level.

In The Dark Knight...I find myself sitting in the theater being terrified. I mean, he made me laugh during the movie...but just his insanity...it was just indescribable.


For anyone who has yet to see The Dark Knight, PLEASE! Do yourself a favor and go...go see it now! Because you are in for the ride of your life!

I'm talking, edge of your seat, don't know whats gonna happen next, type a thing!

Best Movie I Have Ever Seen

BY FAR

And I've seen a lot of movies

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My parents bought a NEW 23' PLASMA screen for the computer


it's so big


that's it...




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anybody notice that persons under the age of 18 can look at mature shit?? I did!!


Yay that excites me in the pants.

perhaps the dudes just got sick of hearing people complain about the whole age thing.

Good job whiners!!

]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/15751438/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/15751438/ Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:59:16 PST Holy muffin-tops Flounder-Boy!! It's snowing!!!

what're we to do??

*eats yellow snow cone*

NOT LEMON FLAVORED!!!!

I need medical transportation!


why does Rudolph look like a mentally-retarded cupcake??

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-"You know like 'tap dat ass'"

-"We don't say 'I'd hit that', we'd either say 'I'd tap that or....'
--"What the hell are you tapping?"*tapes fingers on shoulder*
---"Not that kind of tapping, it's two things tapping together."
----*slaps head* "We know that!"
-----"I just had to give you a visual."

-"Freakin adorable"

-"If I could carve off all my fat, I WOULD!"

-"Get off of me you rapist!"

-"You two are the whitest people I know."
--"You just hate us cause we're black."

-"I have mad tongue skills."

-"She likes stiff things in her mouth."
--"Well...*ahem*...you wanna make a new friend?"

-"I have entertainment in my sack."

-"I've been told that I have a ghetto bootie."

-"Old McDonald had a farm, B-I-N-G-O."


Zippy if you have anymore, let me know and I'll add em.

*into drive-thru* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH HHHH."

*in telletubbie voice* "Ooh, I love Orientals."

]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/13834503/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/13834503/ Sun, 22 Jul 2007 14:55:16 PDT Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I squealed at her, but just one problem...I have no idea what happened in the 6th one....I'm still gonna read the fucking thing anyway cause I wanna know how it ends. AH

Another thing....anybody wanna go see Charlie Bartlett with meh?

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On Steph's laptop because the regular compy is being a slut-faced-whore-bag

=RebeccaRose can soo back me up on this. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix fucking kicked it! Only...4 days is it now until the final book is released?! I am burning with excitement. I won't be getting the book because I don't feel like paying out the ass for it. Nan you WILL be telling me how it fucking ends, cause I wanna know!!

So I'm watching Harry Potter right now and I'm drooling all over the place. so you'll have to excuse me.

On a sadder note. I was watching some Daniel Radcliffe stuff on Youtube and I hath found out that he stopped acting in Equus over a month ago June 9th now I am severely depressed. I mean, there was no chance of me seeing it before because, well, it was in London. But now there is absolutely no chance that my family will win the lottery and I'd go see the play, we'd meet, fall madly in love get married and have hot burning sex.....not gonna happen anymore

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I'm in a lot of clubs huh?

So after a long-ass wait, I am finally getting my tattoo today. We have an appointment, so the only way we won't be going is if I barf up a lung.

Also, since DQ is an absolute bitch...I had to apply for a Garnette Gardens job. (I'm sure none of you know what that is!)

Another thing, Zippy! Please come back! I have no one to talk to!

Saturday I'll be going with to see Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Who's excited? *points to self*

That's it

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Well, I was supposed to get my check yesterday, and I did not. And I probably won't get it today, which means that I will not be able to get my tattoo tomorrow, which is something that I have been looking forward to all damn week!

On a sadder not, my aunt had a heart attack, but she's doing all right, and she looks good, so no worries. But still, she said she was in a lot of pain, and that makes me feel bad.


Something else yo. What the hell happened to all of my damn lolly-pops?? I bought a bag of blow-pops and they magically disappeared....There's only one left and it's fucking watermelon, and I hate watermelon! ECK

And my niece has been whining all day, which is made more annoying my her mother yelling at her. Gets old real damn fast!

So you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go watch Mythbusters, because right now, it's the only thing that's stopping me from slamming myself against a tree!


haha, just thought of myself slamming into a tree

good God I'm bipolar

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well, I used to love them, but then I thought I hated them, truth is...I don't hate Green Day, just wasn't a big fan of their last album. They're an ok band. I just don't love them like I used to. I'm so freakin wishy-washy

*listens to King For A Day*

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I had to get up really early so I could baby-sit, but it's okay, cause the dogs were gone and the kids slept until noon. But anyway, I think I'm psychic because I was just scrolling back and forth trough MTV, MTV2, CD USA, VH1 and Fuse, looking for something good to watch. On MTV it was Some "Real World" things, MTV2 was "Music Videos" (yes that was the title of the show, I guess they're to lazy to think of a name for the show. )....CD USE was just CD USA I guess, VH1 was Fabulous Life Of..." and Fuse it was "Loaded"(Good Charlotte...eew) anyway, and I was just looking through and I went all the way to MTV and something told me to go the MTV2, and I turned it back and it was fucking Three Days Grace! Made me happy!

Then Later I was watching "Self Serve" on Fuse and Three Days Grace was a band you could vote for so that the show would play their video, well Three Days Grace just stayed at 0% and I was getting very angry because I wanted to see another video. So I grabbed my cell and just fucking voted until my finger were blue, and they eventually got way up there, and they finally played the video. YAY!!!!

Then later me and my mom were in the grocery store and I asked my mom "What are you getting me for my birthday?" and she responded with "I don't know...I thought you wanted a tattoo." And I said "I do, but i'm afraid you'll just keep putting it off until I forget about it". Then she said, "well, ask steph and sarah where they got theirs, and see if they liked the place." So i asked them when I got home, now i'll be getting a tattoo FOR SURE...once I get paid! D D D


And Monday is the 18th, which means that it's my birthday and Thursday I'll be taking my drivers test, and hopefully I'll pass!!!!

Good summer....just wish it wasn't so bloody hot

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just please, watch

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Joey:well guess what? I have a damn headache

Me: Tumor?

Joey: Not sure *checks breasts* A LUMP

Me: OH NOSE I should have a friend over.

Joey: To check my breast? Which friend?

Me: yo....you mean I have more than one.

Joey: well yeah, you have the one with the sheep and the one who thinks about my package

Me: that I do

Joey: wait, you only have 2 friends *hold up 2 fingers* *examines said fingers for a minute* that's not a whole lot of friends

Me: I have more than two friend

Joey: Your freakin llama doesn't count

Me: he most certainly does count

Joey: No

Me: quite




there's more but it's not all that interesting

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To be honest I never thought I'd see the day when I would tell my parents that I wanna live in California....Hollywood of all places...but that day has arrived and of course my parents did not approve, but whatever, it's my life and I'll do as I please....

I've been talking to one of the head faculty members there and she said that no prior film making experience is needed, and that if I truly have a passion for film, that it will be no problem to get in....at first I thought she was just feeding me what I wanted to hear...but no, I did more research and this school is the one I've been looking for....now that I absolutely know where I want to go...I'm gonna push myself harder and I hope everyone around me will support me and help me where I need it <3

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well well well, Zippy was right

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]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/11576305/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/11576305/ Fri, 26 Jan 2007 13:16:55 PST But I am only kidding, they really went over there so they could do something with their Prints...I think....HAVE FUN YOU GUYS...Zippy AND Sheepy...I swear to God, if I hear that you swore in front of NAN's mothers, I am going to rip of your testicles, grind them up and make you eat them... BYE

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How are you feeling today?
Haunted -Evanescence


Will you get far in life?
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor -Drowning pool


How do your friends see you?
Drift and Die -Puddle of Mudd


Will you get married?
Funeral of Hearts -HIM


What is your best friend's theme song?
My four best friends are equally important so they each get a song!
(listed at random)
~Dewzer Holiday - Eight Days a Week -The Beatles
~theElvenSheep - Cold Black Days -Atrocity
~SimplyZippy - The Awakening -Demon Hunter
~RebeccaRose - Alone I Break -KoRn


What is the story of your life?
Coming Back to Life -Pink Floyd

What was high school like?
Heretic Anthem -Slipknot

How can you get ahead in life?
Hanging by a Moment -Lifehouse


What is the best thing about your friends?
The Bad Touch -Bloodhound Gang (No I'm not making this up)


What is in store for this weekend?
Black Leather -Sex Pistols


To describe your grandparents?
Breed -Nirvana ()


How is your life going?
Pussy Liquor -Rob Zombie


What song will they play at your funeral?
...Going Down in Flames -3 Doors Down (That's just terrible)


How does the world see you?
Pain -Three Days Grace


Will you have a happy life?
Tell Me Baby -Red Hot Chili Peppers


What do your friends really think of you?
Weathered -Creed


Do people secretly lust after you?
Everything -Alanis Morriesette


How can I make myself happy?
Signs -Creed


What should you do with your life?
Let it all Bleed Out -Rob Zombie


Will you ever have children?
I Stand Alone -Godsmack (That could either be a really good sign or a really bad sign)


Well...that was amuzing

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]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/11299591/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/11299591/ Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:44:24 PST WHOOHA! I woke up and just ran my little tush outside, yes I did! Of course, I was quite cold because of my bare feet..and because of the...snow...

I have gum...and you do not I laugh at you...I also laugh at things that are funny

I am sick, and do not feel good today again, didn't feel good yesterday, I hope that I don't have anthrax or something...*washes hand furiously* *loads down hand with sanitizer* there...squeaky clean

~~~~~ what's your favorites letter? ~...mine is the squiggly ~~~~~

maybe, one of these journals entries will have a point but for now, they will remain motionless....shh...wait

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SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 movies on this list. Put x's next to the movies you've seen, and add them up. Have fun!

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest (that ending reeaally pissed me off)
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
Total: 6

(x) The Princess Bride
( ) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
() The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 8

(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 8

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
() Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 8

(x) Finding Nemo
() Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Begining
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
( ) Suddenly 30
( ) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 7

( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
() KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
( ) KING KONG
Total so far: 5

(x) A Cinderella Story (sadly )
() The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie *kills self*
(x) Passport to Paris
() Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 10

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 2

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
( ) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
() Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 9

( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
(x) Joy Ride (Road kill)
( ) Lucky Number Slevin
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 5

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(x) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
(x) My Boss's Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
( ) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 8

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
() Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
( ) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 6

( ) X-Men
( ) X2
( ) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
() Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
(x) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
(x) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 10

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tri... ]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/11114950/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/11114950/ Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:06:21 PST
guess who played an ass load of Grand Theft Auto III last night? go one...guess!!!

ME!!! IT WAS ME you jackass! Oh I swore, naughty nuahgty me!

eew jocks are alking about jockey things not cool, but they left so everything is better now! SHEEPY IS HERE!!

why am I just writing down random thoughts? perhaps because that is what a journal is for, so you shall suffer! muwahaha

Christmas break is right around the corner...man I sound so cultured, with my little outfits!

"you mock now, but if you were a straving scandinavian boy, you'd probably have a penis" -SimplyZippy...because we love her!!

does anyone wish that we still had recess?? I sure do, sometimes I just wanna run my ass up those longs steps and shove myself down a slide! but I cannot, for it would be foolish! cause i'd probably end up hurting myself...which is not good!

any...way

lobster bisk

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I know what I'll be doing for the rest of my life...if only I could grow a beard!

but other than that, I have nothing more to say to you.

It is now time for my annual Kevin Smith/Jason Mewes intake...toodles!

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Gondor has no pants, Gondor needs no pants!

You know I love Lord of the Rings, but in Clerks II, Randal Graves makes a very good point...why the bloody hell does Peter Jackson have like 100 fucking endings?? hm? hmm?? HMM? You probably have no idea what I'm talking about, you'll just have to go out and buy the fucking movie and watch the damn thing!

WARNING!!!: NOT A SUITABLE MOVIE TO WATCH WITH YOUR PARENTS!!

Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up...cause you will get pregnant, and die!


.................


I should probably be doing work, since I'm in school, huh? But I don't have to, cause I am done, I was the first one done, cause I am a mighty mutant ninja turtle, and SimplyZippy is my ninja-freakin-genius best friend!

DA DA DA DAA GAYMAN!!! *says with lisp* hi, I am Gayman, and i'm here to save the day, and I look fabulous!

Do you think that when Gayman flies, his butt whistles?
That's not right!
I apologize!
I'm not a homophobe at all, don't get me wrong, I just choose not to be gay!
And I choose to make fun of them!

This day is going to be pointless! 1st hour we talked about sporks, dream flyers, and easy bake ovens...not kidding just ask Zippy!
And now i'm writing in my journal!

I HAVE BISCOTTI...well not with me, but when I go eat something for lunch...it'll be biscotti! Lemon biscotti! None for you!

4 for Glenn Coco, you go Glen Coco!

I'm sorry, I was watching Mean Girls over the weekend, I was really bored! And I can't watch Kevin Smith movies all day...well actually I could, but I choose not to, for my own good! In fact I didn't watch any all weekend, i'm suprised that I'm not dead from withdrawl...it's so sad. No worries though, I'm sure I'll get my fill once I get home! My parents should be so glad, because instead of drugs, I have Jason Mewes and his fine tush!

But anyway, before you all die of boredom, I'll go

EVIL INSIDE!

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[x] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] i have choked on my own spit.

[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] i have accidently caught something on fire. (you leave me alone)

[ ] ive told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] ive caught myself drooling.

[ ] ive accidently caused an explosion.

[x] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.

[ ] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.

[x] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[x] i just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[x] people often tell me to use my "inside voice". (shame on youe Becky!)

[x] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.


[x] ive used my fingers to do simple math.

[ ] ive jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] i ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important. who has a life anyhow?

[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.

[ ] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk.

[ ] ive ran around naked when i was drunk.

[ ] ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk.

[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ ] i accidentally break a lot of things.

[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.

[x] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[x] i move my head to the side when im confused.

[x] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[x] ive fallen out of my chair before.

[x] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Total score: 21

Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm __% stupid"

I am 63% stupid!!

]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10414650/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10414650/ Mon, 16 Oct 2006 16:30:52 PDT

1.- If I were a fruit I'd be -> A strawbrerry (meant to spell it like that honky)
2.- If I were a colour I'd be -> Blood red
3.- If I were an animal I'd be -> Stink beetle
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be -> A toaster
5.- If I were a book I'd be -> Go Dog Go
6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be -> Underwear
7.- If I were a jewel I'd be -> A pearl
8.- If I were an object I'd be -> A turnip
9.- If I were a car I'd be -> A hummer baby
10.- If I were an element I'd be -> Windy wind
11.- If I were a tree I'd be -> Weeping willow (not because i'm emo or anything like that but just simply because I like them)
12.- If I were a drink I'd be -> Vodka
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be -> Bark
14.- If I were a person I'd be -> You!
15.- If I were a planet I'd be -> Uranus O
16.- If I were an insect I'd be -> A dead one (i'd be one of those pesty bugs)
17.- If I were public transport I'd be -> A tug boat
18.- If I were a song I'd be -> Funky Town
19.- If I were a movie I'd be -> Harry Potter and the Strudel of DOOM!
20.- If I were a season I'd be -> Wintahh
21.- If I were a flower I'd be -> A dandy lion (I know it's a weed, but who decided that tulips were so great?)
22.- If I were a job I'd be -> A porta-potty cleaner
23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be -> Invader Zim
24.- If I were a place I'd be -> A porta-potty
25.- If I were a gift I'd be -> A piece of corn?
26.- If I were a memory I'd be -> A bad one, one that you need to go see s shrink for....
27.- If I were a city I'd be -> effinghim (it really is a city!)
28.- If I were a sense I'd be -> Smell
29.- If I were a game I'd be -> Hide and Seek (and I would be playing with myself)
30.- If I were a candy I'd be -> Sour Head
31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be -> Butts
32.- If I were an invention I'd be -> Conn-doms
33.- If I were a bodypart I'd be -> Penis....you knew it was coming...or in this case cumming, DAMN I'M SICK
34.- If I were a country I'd be -> Turkey
35.- If I were a flavor I'd be -> A booger
36.- If I were a sport I'd be -> Jousting
37.- If I were a smell I'd be -> Chili
38.- If I were a subject I'd be -> Any class that doesn't have to do with Dick-Face (people in my class, you know who i'm talking about!!)
39.- If I were a flag I'd be -> OH CANADA
40.- If I were a building I'd be -> A hotel where all the bastards take their hookers..........
41.- If I were a month I'd be -> Now why would I be a month...that's just silly....
42.- If I were a perfume I'd be -> An old lady perfume
43.- If I were a gummy candy I'd be -> Jelly Bean
45.- If I were a toy I'd be -> A... ]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10322579/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10322579/ Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:02:05 PDT (to the tune of Golddigger)

*Grew up with money
said he was in need
oh he’s a whiny
bitch indeed
yeah, he a crazy n*gga
way out his mind
that's annoying me*

I’ll admit I like Golddiger
But Kanye West is crazy n*gga
I’ll admit I like Golddiger
But Kanye West is a crazy N*gga

Calm down Kayne
settle down
calm down Kanye
settle down
calm down Kanye
settle down
calm down
cause with the hood you ain’t down

18 year, 18 years
he grew up suburbs for 18 years
but her says how much he struggled as a ghetto kid
but his mommies and his daddies house is bigger than his
you’ll see on TV
any given week day
lose some awards
and he’ll be a big pussay
parents had a trust fund with his money
he’s never been shot 9 times with his money
he’s looking like Theo Huckstable with money
he want his name in the bible cause he’s DEE DEE DEE
If you think he’s a punk
Holla he’s no Jesus
*he’s not Jesus, he’s not Jesus*
yeah, so you better catch a clue
cause Bush has Condoleeza
so he’s more hood than you
18 years 18 years
he’s more Mickey Mouse Club than Britney Spears


I’ll admit I like Golddiger
But Kanye West is crazy n*gga
I’ll admit I like Golddiger
But Kanye West is a crazy N*gga

Calm down Kayne
settle down
calm down Kanye
settle down
calm down Kanye
settle down
calm down
cause with the hood you ain’t down

So you say the white musician shouldn’t sound like you
Without white consumer of gold they would never fuck you
So its obvious he’s a crazy n*gga we can see
He thinks he’s God
But he’s just a little DEE DEE DEE
But while he’s talking
Watch him
He’s gonna split to Africa to son
Yeah, he’s got that CRazY baby
Look in his eyes
One week he’s dissin girl
The next he’s fucking guys
Okay, that might be a lie
But shut the fuck up
or you’ll kiss your fans goodbye
*what is Kanye gonna do?* Kanye’s gonna keep crying and crying
But you stay right girl
Someday he’ll broke and he’ll be back to the black girls
I’ll admit I like Golddiger
But Kanye West is crazy n*gga
I’ll admit I like Golddiger
But Kanye West is a crazy N*gga

Calm down Kayne
settle down
calm down Kanye
settle down
calm down Kanye
settle down
calm down
cause with the hood you ain’t down

]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10143235/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10143235/ Thu, 21 Sep 2006 13:56:18 PDT
The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can't have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food.

Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you're satisfied can I have some toilet paper please! ]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10115343/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10115343/ Mon, 18 Sep 2006 18:49:21 PDT
They started to dig and one of them hit something metal

Blonde#1: What is that?
Blonde#2: It's a bomb, keep digging see if you find more.
Blonde#1: There's 4 of them here, we should give them to the cops.
Blonde#2: What if one of them goes off?
Blonde#1: Simple....we'll tell them we only found 3


get it?.....dumbass ]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10064327/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10064327/ Wed, 13 Sep 2006 19:51:16 PDT

How much do you know about me?

Rules: Copy/past this into your journal for people to answer. They'll answer what they wanna answer to the best of their abilities. They can guess if they want to. Then, on your next entry, answer these questions yourself. That way your friends get a headache trying to answer, you have fun laughing or gasping at their answers, and you learn more about each other. Have fun frying your brains.
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Q)What's my real name?
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Q)How old am I?
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Q)What's my natural eye color?
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Q)Am I male or female?
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Q)What's my height?
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Q)What's my shoe size?
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Q)How many languages do I speak?
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Q)What kind?
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Q)What's my favorite subject?
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Q)What's my favorite food?
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Q)How many pets do I have?
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Q)What kind?
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Q)What's my pet'(s') name?
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Q)Do I have tattoos?
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Q)How many?
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Q)What of?
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Q)Pierceings?
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Q)How many?
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Q)Have I ever had surgery?
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Q)What kind?
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Q)What am I like?
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Q)Am I really like that?
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Q)Do I drive?
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Q)What's my interests?
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Q)Favorite movie genre?
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Q)Favorite movie and actor?
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Q)Favorite music genre?
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Q)Favorite TV show?
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Q)How do I like dressing?
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Q)How do I like talking?
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Q)"Proper" or "improper/slang"?
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Q)Stereotypical label?
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Q)Religion?
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Q)First kiss?
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Q)First boyfriend/girlfriend?
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Q)Crush?
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Q)Boyfriend/girlfriend?
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Q)How many relationships I've had?
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Q)Sexual orientation?
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Q)Virgin?
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Q)Do I have kids?
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Q)Have I ever been pregnant/gotten someone pregnant?
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Q)Do I want to some day?
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Q)What do I wanna name my kids? How many do I want to have?
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Q)Have I ever been cheated on?
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Q)Cheated?
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Q)What do I love about life?
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Q)What do I hate about it?
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Q)Who do I love?
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Q)Who do I hate?
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Q)What can't I get enough of?
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Q)What can't I stand?
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Q)Where do I want to see?
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Q)What do I wanna do as a profression?
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Q)What's my job right now?
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Q)What do I love about myself?
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Q)What do I hate about myself?
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Q)Am I kind or evil?
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Q)My biggest secret?
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Q)Do you know my joys and fears?
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Q)What are my bad habits?
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Q)What's unusual/special about me?
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Q)Do I play instruments or sing?
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Q)Do I do sports?
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Q)My interests?
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Q)Do I help out? Where? (spca, homeless people, ect.)
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Q)What am I most proud of doing?
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Q)What do I regret doing?
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Q)How do you know all this?
A) ]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10041346/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10041346/ Mon, 11 Sep 2006 16:12:20 PDT [link]

I made a blog, go there, become a member and just talk about random sutff! ]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10040546/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10040546/ Mon, 11 Sep 2006 15:02:16 PDT
what the fuck is Mr. Habbermans website???? ]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10039813/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10039813/ Mon, 11 Sep 2006 13:59:23 PDT
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole." ]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10025512/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10025512/ Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:49:34 PDT
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!" ]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10025505/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/10025505/ Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:48:26 PDT
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too ]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/9850808/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/9850808/ Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:58:14 PDT
1. I bite my nails

2. I talk on a daily basis...it's just creepy

3. I say honky a lot...even though I am one.

4. I swear a whole fucking a lot.

5. I sleep...I guess

6. I release gas from my anus often.


Random Facts

1. I am often attracted to gay men...damn you Jared Leto

2. I can walk on my toes

3. I am Irish, German and French

4. I'm originally a red head

5. My best friends brother makes grilled cheese.

6. My biggest phobia is ice.


Hates

1. Paris Hilton.....*stabs big nose slut*

2. Any musician that has a nazily voice

3. Liberals...

4. "The spelling of "marshmallow." IT SHOULD BE AN E!!!" -SimplyZippy <
5. Papercuts...those things fucking kill

6. Men who makes out with other men ]]> ~NoMoreRedTears http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/8846069/ http://NoMoreRedTears.deviantart.com/journal/8846069/ Mon, 22 May 2006 15:15:31 PDT ~NoMoreRedTears