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                <title>Aaaaaaart</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:22:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I finished my picture for <a href="http://angelthekitsune.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/n/angelthekitsune.gif?3" alt=":iconangelthekitsune:" title="angelthekitsune"/></a> tonight~<br />Now I just need to do the thing for super charity go...<br /><br />AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />I need to do my comic soon D: But I am the lazy.<br /><br />Also- Abby got Resident Evil 4! Its AWESOME. And creepy. AND AWESOME.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Obbsesion</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:04:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ why do i never post anything ever<br />SO HEY GUYS. MEME TIME. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />Tag yar frands<br />YOU THERE. IN THE CHAIR. YES YOU.<br /><br />1. First thing you wash in the shower??<br />My spleen.<br /><br />2. What color is your favorite hoodie??<br />Blacker than the blackest black times infinity.<br /><br />3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again??<br />I dun kiss people D:<br /><br />4. Do you plan outfits??<br />No.<br /><br />5. How are you feeling RIGHT now??<br />I'M SUPER. HOW ARE YOU.<br /><br />6. WhatÂs the closest thing to you that's red??<br />The couch.<br /><br />7. Do you say aim or a-i-m??<br />SHUT UP IS WHAT I SAY.<br /><br />8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.<br />A guy broke into the house when I was doing the dishes with a knife and I stabbed him. And then ran to Abby yelling like a pussy all "OHGODOHGODOHGOD I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT DDD:" And then she yelled at me cause I had blood on me. Then Abby was the zombies.<br /><br />I love my dreams honestly.<br /><br />9. Did you meet anybody new today??<br />I just woke up D: HOW DO I MET PEOPLE THAT WAY.<br /><br />10. What are you craving right now??<br />ORANGE JUICE.<br /><br />11. Do you floss??<br />Yes.<br /><br />12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?<br />POTATOES.<br /><br />13. When was the last time you talked on aim??<br />I DON'T KNOW.<br /><br />14. Are you emotional??<br />SOBS YES<br /><br />15. Would you dance to the taco song??<br />NO. WHAT IS IT?<br /><br />16. Have you ever counted to 1,000??<br />No.<br /><br />17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it??<br />I EAT IT LIKES A FREAKS.<br /><br />18. Do you like your hair??<br />No it is silly.<br /><br />19. Do you like yourself??<br />Damn I'm awesome<br />I should just make out with myself right now.<br /><br />... FUTURE ME COME OVER SO I CAN MOLEST ME.<br /><br />20. Have you ever met a celebrity??<br />No I have not my good sir.<br /><br />21. Do you like cottage cheese??<br />PROBABLYYY.<br /><br />22. What are you listening to right now??<br />Freelance Astronauts.<br /><br />23. How many countries have you visited??<br />THIS ONE.<br /><br />24. Are your parents strict??<br />A bit. Most of the time they're pretty damn chillaxed though.<br /><br />25. Would you go sky diving??<br />I'M TO PRETTY TO DIE!!!!1!!!1111one<br /><br />26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush??<br />No.<br /><br />28. Is there anything shiny in the room you're in??<br />Shiiiiny thiings~<br /><br />29. Have you ever been in a castle??<br />D-do bouncy ones count?<br /><br />30. Do you rent movies?<br />YOUTUBE COUNTS AS RENTING, RIGHT?<br /><br />31. Who sits in behind you in your history class??<br />No one. I dun have history.<br /><br />32. Have you made a prank phone call??<br />Noooooo.<br /><br />33. Do you own a gun??<br />Nope. Dad has a BB gun though...<br /><br />34. Can you count backwards from 74??<br />Yes. But I am the lazies.<br /><br />35. Who are you going to be with tonight??<br />MY ASS. THATS WHO.<br /><br />36. Brown or white eggs??<br />EGGY ONES.<br /><br />37. Do you own something from Hot Topic??<br />Non.<br /><br />38. Ever been on a train??<br />YES. THE PAIN TRAIN.<br /><br />39. Like the person youÂre dating??<br />I'm not dating anyone D<<br /><br />40. Do you have a cell-phone?<br />YES. YES I DO.<br /><br />41. Are you too forgiving??<br />Prolly~<br /><br />42. Do you use chap stick??<br />Nons.<br /><br />43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow??<br />FIGHTING SOMEONE. WITH HIS BEAR HANDS.<br /><br />44. Can you use chop sticks??<br />Yes. Just not very well.<br /><br />45. Ever have cream puffs??<br />I DON'T KNOW.<br /><br />46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect??<br />No.<br /><br />47. What was the last question you asked??<br />You're not talking about soccer practice and joining the navy at all, are you?<br /><br />48. What was the last CD you bought??<br />LIMEWIRE.<br /><br />49. Boys or girls??<br />SEXY GENDER.<br /><br />50. What is your bus number for school??<br />DUN RIDE THE BUS.<br /><br />51. Is your hair curly??<br />No. Not at all.<br /><br />52. Last time you cried??<br />Monday.<br /><br />53. Ever walked into a wall??<br />YES. ALOT.<br /><br />54. Do looks matter??<br />Non.<br /><br />56. Have you ever slapped someone??<br />Non.<br /><br />57. Favorite time of the year??<br />Spring!<br /><br />58. Favorite color??<br />Purple/Black<br /><br />59. Are you sarcastic??<br />A bit<br /><br />60. Do you have any tattoos??<br />Non~<br /><br />61. The last person you held hands with??<br />Little bruda.<br /><br />62. Do you sleep with the TV on??<br />No.<br /><br />63. Where was your default picture taken??<br />My what?<br /><br />64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people??<br />YES. MY GOD YES.<br /><br />65. Do you like your life right no... ]]></description>
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                <title>Comic rant, BRB</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:33:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ BioMeat-Nectar is awesome.<br />Shingo is still a bit of a dick though. But thats why I loves him~<br /><a href="http://www.onemanga.com/BioMeat_-_Nectar/1/1/">[link]</a><br /><br />Oh, and Rhi got me Super Mario Galaxy for Christmas. Its awesome~ (And will NOT eat me alive)<br /><br />Durr, on the subject of comics this (<a href="http://www.onemanga.com/Kashimashi_Girl_Meets_Girl/1/00/">[link]</a>) is cool. Durr hurr lesbeans. Well, sorta. Straight? IDK, IDK.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>D:&lt;</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:53:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.<br />(Random math equations)<br /><br />2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?<br />Darcy. <3 <3 <3 She's resting near my chair, so cute.<br /><br />3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?<br />Musics.<br /><br />4. Without looking, guess what time it is.<br />10pm.<br /><br />5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?<br />10:13pm.<br /><br />6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?<br />Fish tank. Grandpa bumping something in his flat. Car door slamming. Darcy investigating something.<br /><br />7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?<br />Coupla hours ago. Get Prancer shots.<br /><br />8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?<br />Legend of Zelda.<br /><br />9. What are you wearing?<br />Dressing Gown.<br /><br />10. Did you dream last night?<br />Something about raping smurfs with thermometers. And a mario themed dating game. And baking cakes.<br /><br />11. When did you last laugh?<br />Little while ago.<br /><br />12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?<br />Pictures, tapestry, clock, christmas decorations, paintings, poster, lights, heater.<br /><br />13. Seen anything weird lately?<br />Yes.<br /><br />14. What do you think of this quiz?<br />Dicks.<br /><br />15. What is the last film you saw?<br />Aaaah... Fuck, IDK.<br /><br />16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?<br />Porn. Comics. Chocolate. A butler named Jenkins.<br /><br />17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about you.<br />Boobs.<br /><br />18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?<br />Make people less fucked up in the head? IDK.<br /><br />19. Do you like to dance?<br />No.<br /><br />20. George Bush:<br />9000 penises and they're all raping children.<br /><br />21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?<br />Mary Sue.<br /><br />22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?<br />Gary Stu.<br /><br />23. Would you ever consider living abroad?<br />No. But I would like to travel...<br /><br />24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?<br />Here, have some comics and porn. And chocolate. And a butler named Jenkins.<br /><br />25.Tag five people who must also do this in THEIR journal:<br />Dicks. Are. For. My. Friends.<br />(I.E. YOU. D:&lt<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>:D</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:19:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Peeps are sick right now! Therefore FIFTY BILLION GALLEONS OF SOUP FOR ALL.<br /><br />And throat lollies. Om nom nom NECK HURTS.<br /><br />Abby is the worst right now. She's caught what Rhi had methinks.<br /><br />ARG ABBY MPREG WHY. WRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY? (Also, Mario needs to do the right thing.)<br /><br />Ice Coffee is tasty!<br /><br />Srzly guy? Summer? What kinda pansy ass name is that, you'd think two guys would come up with something less corny then Summer. That aside, the characterization is stale, with all characters speaking the same. Mario barely reacted to his brother both having sex with a <strike>guy</strike> BEAN and getting knocked up. Luigi bawwed initially, but more at the fact Peasley got drunk and had sex with him once then left then he got knocked up. Peasley got drunk and had sex with someone at the party of someone he had only just met. Peach seems to have a habit of appearing suddenly. NO ONE NOTICES LUIGI IS MARIO'S SUPPOSED NIECE. The flash back to the party of a Mary-Sue(They abound in this fic) where Luigi got knocked up doesn't flow and is emotionless. Bowser kidnaps Luigi in the latest chapter, apparently just 'Because he could'. He isn't going to do anything to him. He just wanted to kidnap him. Also, Luigi is now BFFs with Bowser Jr. There is also not even the token shitty explanation of how this is supposed to work.<br /><br />TL: DR Version: OOC + MARY SUES FTW. ALSO, NEEDS MOAR <strike>PSEUDO SCIENCE</strike> COWBELL.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Obbsesion</author>
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                <title>Whoop.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 06:38:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Holidays.<br /><br />Went to beach.<br /><br />Grace Girdle is good.<br /><br />Tired.<br /><br />Minimalistic posts.<br /><br />Stopping this.<br /><br />Reverting to normal style- There, much better.<br /><br />If this makes no sense, I'm sorta word vomiting into a journal.<br /><br />Fuck, to much angst lately man.<br />Mum got a tooth infection, she nearly died. It could have affected her brain.<br /><br />Rhi needs glasses. She got a tonsil virus or some shit.<br /><br />Shit with Paul is still happening, god knows I'm trying to stay outta that one.<br /><br />I'm probly failin' Math/English.<br /><br />That aside, got a new watch.<br />That brings the total count I have on up to three. I need some more.<br /><br />I need to stop referring to peeps as 'Miss' or 'Mr'.<br /><br />Le sigh.<br />At some point, I'll make a legible post. Maybe. One day. Possibly.<br /><br />Yours sincerely,<br />Miss Cassy<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm tired. Bleck.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:34:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, mum got an infection. In her gum. Is cause of pregnancies, they appear to fuck your teeth up.<br /><br />So, me and Abby have been staying home to help out.<br /><br />Markings over for this term.<br /><br />Pondering joining SBG as O'Chunks. 'Cause nothing says fun like pretending to be a large stupid bearded scot with weird arms.<br /><br />But hey, they already have got most of the SPM villans.<br /><br />Meh.<br /><br />I haven't been sleeping lately. I had a nightmare a few weeks ago which involved Abby getting kidnapped. I tried to save her in the dream by running after her, yet in my dream all she did was yell at me. Awesome.<br /><br />I gots a pikachu watch.<br /><br />Also, fucking Adelaide. Everyone knows everyone here. Fuuuuuuuuuuck.<br /><br /><br />YRHHLEHGE:FJIWEJFIW TIRED.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Obbsesion</author>
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                <title>Euphanisms make me hungry.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 07:12:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was talking to Abby on the way to the shops earlier, now all I want is some delicious strawberries. Maybe they're in a banana pie.<br /><br />... That prolly only makes sense to me and her.<br /><br />O SHI- They stoleded the Beanstar! The WHORES. One of which speaks fluent engrish. Apparently my defeat will be the mustard upon Cacklettas manwich of victory.<br /><br />THE WORLD IS A SNACK CAKE.<br /><br />You know what is basically bad fanfiction which someone turned into a show? Loonatics Unleashed. <br /><br />Dude, Queen Beans a cockmongler to beat.<br /><br />OOPS. Deaded.<br /><br />... Abby, I read that thing you wrote earlier again. I take back any compliments about it. YOU MISSPELLED OOPS.<br /><br />Mario kicks ass in this game. Luigi appears to be doing the thing of 'ohgodohgodohgodwe'regoingtodieohgod'. Cacklettas just bein' hardcore.<br /><br />THEY NEED TO STOP BEING SO ADORABLE. AND SHE-HULK NEEDS TO DIE BETTER. FASTER. HARDER. STRONGER.<br /><br />Abby forgot to take the coke to her sleepover...<br /><br />So, guess who didn't get very good sleep last night and currently finds herself somewhat incomprehensible?<br /><br />Theres porn of Transformers. I'm not just talking about giant robots fucking, I'm talking about retarded sappy emotions. From a Decepticon.<br />... Fuckin' giant robots gettin' all sappy all up in my grillz almost as bad as mpreg in my Mario fanfiction god damn god damn god damn.<br /><br />I been playin' alot of video games lately.<br /><br />Fuck Voodoo Vince is cool. One of his lines in a cut scene has only one or two words not bleeped out!<br /><br />... Just checked my messages. I asked :iconMarySyeplzz: if she had aids of the brain. She asked if I wished to marry her. On the one hand, shes a Mary Sue. On the other... She has huge tits. Should I accept in the name of tig ol' bitties? Y/N<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Being Creator makes it easier to write Mari is ...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:57:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ (Continued from titled) A dyke on the observatory.<br />Its FUN. I liek Drawn to life. You can make your character a penis with huge tits, and no one would notice. The villagers aren't all that good at noticing, methinks. Seeing as Abby DID name my village Fagballs...<br /><br />The music is so pretty.<br /><br />Also, HOMG. I has a DS~!<br />Its blue. It has pirate accessories! It came with a shithouse game so I borrowed one of Abby's!<br /><br />In other new;<br /><br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEC-C-COMBOBREAKERBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br />BOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLEBOSSBATTLE<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Wow, I'm churninng these bastards out.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:04:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My stomacha-cha-cha hurts... I wheatbag! it. I'm tired.<br /><br />Bidoof bidoof bidoof bidoof.<br /><br />We don't need no water, let that pokey-man burn.<br /><br />... I'm dieing Squirtle.<br /><br />If my little brother make me loose my game on Super Paper Mario, I'll kill him, and then ingest the Wii.<br /><br />AH HA HA. AH HA HA HA HA. Why am I laughing like Mandark? ... Why don't I watch old cartoons any more? I loved them, them and their cheesy goodness. For that matter, I find as I age some cartoons lose their charm. I used to love watching Tom and Jerry, now... Now it just makes me sad... <br /><br />Also: Testicles.<br /><br />The fuck am I listening to?<br /><br />... Ah, 7chan theme. Niggertits. Beautiful.<br /><br />Darcy is a purtty puffles. I give her pettings.<br /><br />Whats /b/? HURRR. I less then three the SumaBara Gakuen (GAYkuen, ammirite? Yeah, I'm right. It pretty gay...). Its... Special. Human!Dimentio is an anorexic emo gui... Luigi keeps on switching between himself and Mr. L. Its awesome. Can you imagine it? "Fucka you Mario! Oh god I'ma sorry Big Brother! L-ATER. Huh? What? M-Mario... Other me is a tool. W-whats-a going on?" (According to fanfiction, as long as you add 'a' randomly to the end of words. Regardless. Its funny when it gets to the point where you can't figure out what they're saying.) Yup.<br /><br />In other news, what the fuck was I on last night?<br /><br />Dunno.<br />INTERNET HAET MACHINE. *spazz dance*<br /><br /><a href="http://skulljoke.net/sbg/pictures/OP_208.png">[link]</a> ._. I-I love the internet...<br /><br />Edit: People draw silly thing on Oekaki boards.<br />I know this for a fact.<br />They do strange things to the Mario genre. <a href="http://skulljoke.net/sbg/pictures/OP_168.png">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://skulljoke.net/sbg/pictures/OP_99.png">[link]</a><br />^Theres porn of that gui. No lie. There is.<br /><br /><a href="http://skulljoke.net/sbg/pictures/OP_155.png">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://skulljoke.net/sbg/pictures/OP_91.png">[link]</a> Cackeletta does not approve.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>AH HA HA. AH HA HA HA HA.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:46:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...<br />Gay.<br />Really, really gay.<br />Ga-gawd damnit Capitan Olimar you drunk whore... Why you gots to be such a pretty huuuman? ... And have the buttsecks with Capitan Falcon... Ha HA. Falcon-REJECTED.<br /><br />Also, I'm getting a DS soon.<br /><br />And I also got told off by my teacher because ABBY died her hair bright green. Whats that? She shouldn't tell me off for what my bigger sister does? She ignored this fact... TAT<br /><br />There needs to be more Capitan OlimarxCapitan Falcon. Its like crack.<br /><br />You know whats liek crack?<br /><br />SnakexLuigi.<br /><br />Srzly guis, WTF?<br /><br />I'm tired...<br /><br />Al-sooo!<br /><br />I GOTSA WEEGEE ON MAH SUPER PAPER MARIO. HE JUMPS. HE WHIMPERS. IF YOU LEAVE THE CONTROLLER ALONE LONG ENOUGH HE TAKES A NAP. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.<br /><br />AH HA HA! AH HA HA HA HA! I MIGHT BE DELIRIOUS! WHY AM I SO TIRED? I DUNNO! YAAAA-AAAAY.<br /><br />Expect more posts liek this around 1am on the weekends. Whoop!<br /><br />If you visit, American city, you will find it, very pretty! Just two thing of which you must beware! Don't drink the water and don't breath the air.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Theres a cat asleep on my arm.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:13:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Do you have any idea how hard it is to type with a cat on your arm/boob?<br /><br />Answer: Vw\e\\I can't see wyayt I'm 67inh. Its awrsome, Syoopih vayt. I ayyepmyy yo aadejg him lgg. Iy forddn'y hrlp.<br /><br />I managed to move my laptop.<br /><br />So, something awesome happened to me today.<br /><br />Abby lent me her DS, right? So, I start playing pokemon. I had just got up to the fifth gym battle, my prinplup had just evolved- And it die on me. Such things make my ovaries churn with hate. Can you imagine it? Churning ovaries!<br /><br />Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage.<br /><br />Also, I hate netball. I hope it gets cancer, and dies.<br /><br />Abby's cool, man. She jut got me Super Paper Mario for the Wii! She also bought herself the gayest game ever, Super Mario Bro's: SuperStar Saga. Luigi gets given a rose by the bishie prince of the Beanbean Kingdom, Prince Peasley. Luigi also dresses up as Princess Peach, and is tied up. (Crossdressing and bondage tiem!). Peasley can flick his hair and blind people with the sparkles. The entire screen goes white...<br /><br />Why isn't there an AWESOME. mood?<br /><br />Also: Comment on this and I'll tell you<br /><br />A)Tell you why I befriended you:<br /><br />B)Associate you with something - a fandom, a song, a color, a photo, etc...:<br /><br />C)Tell you something I like about you: <br /><br />D)Tell you a memory I have of you: <br /><br />E)Ask something I've always wanted to know about you:<br /><br />F)Tell you my favourite picture of yours:<br /><br />In return: I TAG YOU, PIKACHU.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>TAT</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 05:14:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm sad.<br />I started reading some moar One Piece, and I'm nearly at the Usopp/Luffy fight. When I have read it, I shall cry like a little wussy girl. But dats coo'. I has a Moutain Dew. Is liek crack. I BAAAWWWWWW. Usopp just wanted to repair the Going Merry! But, but then the Frankies stolded his money and beats him up... And then dumed hi in the middle of the road, then Nami found him, and he was all like 'I'm sorry... They took the money... We finally got to repair the Going Merry but I lost the money... I'm sorry everyone...' But, the Going Merry couldn't be fixed! And Usopp went and tried to fight them to get ze money back, but they further beat him up! So then Luffy, Zoro, Chopper and Sanji kicked their arses.<br /><br />Also, Dad just got a cool new Micro- Up. Blubbin' liek a little girl. I don wanna read dis! But is so good...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>O hai guis!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 02:03:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, I just came back on DA after pissing off for a while. Might post some pictures at some point, dunno.<br /><br />Also, I just gots a new lappie.<br />So... Tiny...<br />So very, very tiny.<br /><br />I beat the Subspace Adventure on SSBB.<br />I beat Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.<br /><br />Fuck human!Midnas hawt. She got some tig ol' bitties mm hmm. Also, Link is gay. So is British Stereotype! Shad. And Gannondorf. And Zelda. And Colin. And ya know Colin's dad? Creepy Pedobear tiem.<br /><br />I got Bs and Cs on my report card, which is pretty awesome. I'm in the special class, so I gots the tricky work...<br /><br />My hands are tiny...<br /><br />Sherlock Holmes needs to get off the crack. Or get laid. Both are awesome. Watson is very gay. Very, very gay. 'My dear Holmes...' He said this. He is a bundle of sticks.<br /><br />I helped make curry, and rice, and strange fried things today with Aunty Sam. I also watched girls in very short (TINY.) skirts jump and run around.<br /><br />Abby's new DS is tiny.<br /><br />So is that empty bottle of coffee.<br /><br />And my MP3.<br /><br />So... Tiny.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 23:22:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <title>Platonic Friendships</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 01:05:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ya know what pisses me off.<br /><br />The fact that no matter what I do, I cannot just have a platonic friendship with someone. Someone *always* comes along going on about how I should go out with them. Its pissy. I mean, I talk to some guy, ONE TIME, about pokemon, next day in class, BAM. 'Hey Cassy, ... really likes you... You should go out with him!' So, I tells them, 'No, fuck chu. I don'ts liek zem.' But zey never listens.<br /><br />And today, I tells Mr. Richard about the fact some chick started talking to me, and whats his natural response?<br />'So, you've got girls going after you to now to as well?'<br /><br />GAH.<br /><br />Is there something about me which naturally makes peeps want to set me up with others? Can't I just have one. God damned. Platonic. Friendship. ITS PISSY. I HATES YOU ALL. SO. MUCH.<br />With a firey passion.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Question:</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 04:26:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What colour would Smurf nipples be?<br />Oh, and Brainy is adorable, SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPYOULIE!!!<br /><br />Ah... I still owe like, two memes.<br /><br />And mebeh moar.<br /><br />Fuck...<br /><br />I don't wanna do them!<br /><br />In other news: I has new OTP: CarmanxKyle.<br />Also, I been reading this kickass TMNT thing for some reason... I feel like a nerd... TAT. Is really depressing... And well drawn.<br /><br />Man, the new series of South Park... So gay.<br /><br />I dunno anymore... STOP YELLING AT ME.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I am the walrus.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:08:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Screw you Miss Snape.<br /><br />1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)<br />Uh... *has no idea of middle names, will add laters due to laziness*<br /><br />2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)<br />Brian Thomas<br /><br />3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)<br />Steca<br /><br />4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)<br />Purple Axolotl<br /><br />5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)<br />Eileen Adelaide<br /><br />6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)<br />The Green Coke<br /><br />7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)<br />Cans<br /><br />8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)<br />Chocolate Chocolate Chip (Wonderful name.)<br /><br />9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)<br />Prancer Gilbertson<br /><br />10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)<br />Deodorant Chocolate<br /><br />11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)<br />Tyler Gilbertson<br /><br />Anywho, I am traumatised. Wanna know why? Because of Abby's current OTP, Dora/Jojo. For those of you who can't figure it out, this is a pairing of Dora the Explorer and Jojo from Jojo's Circus. It makes me die a little inside. So, why does it work so well? Like, if they had grown up of course. No jailbait for chu.<br /><br />I tag YOU.<br />Sorrow is an amusing emoticon.<br />I liek potatamoes.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>MAH SPOON IS TO BIYG.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:47:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ High skool is irritating. Ah well. At least the science class is air conditioned. Why didn't I post this on Friday? Hell if I know. Eh... Its to hot, and Abby's yelling random crap at me/the floor/the wall. Not sure which. Abby also gave me something disturbing. Fanfiction, for FOB. HOW DOES A STUN GUN INCREASE THE CHANCES OF A  GUY BECOMING PREGGERS? ITS NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE. I mean, honestly. DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I SHOCK YOU ABBY?!?!?<br /><br />Eh.<br />Sleep is for the weak.<br />I like Passion fruit Crush, or what ever it was called.<br />Fanfiction mad libs are fun.<br />They truly are.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>*bangs head against wall*</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:01:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A note to all those who play Furc: CALM THE F*** DOWN! It's a game, you will not die just 'cause someone did something you don't like. If ya can't accept it, THEN PLAY SOMETHING ELSE!<br />
We don't need all the drama.<br />
Thank you, and good night.<br />
Also, *sets Tim on <a href="http://damo566.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/a/damo566.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondamo566:" title="damo566"/></a>*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Blah</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:15:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Current amount of comments with repeated words:12<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Mars</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:04:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Me and Damon have these armies, but we need people to lead them.<br />
Glomposaur and Obsessedfangirlosaur- Me<br />
Cybersaur-<a href="http://damo566.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/a/damo566.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondamo566:" title="damo566"/></a><br />
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Ninjasaur-  <br />
Chefsaur-<a href="http://nymphaelle.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/y/nymphaelle.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnymphaelle:" title="nymphaelle"/></a><br />
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We also would like to get more armies, because we can.<br />
We are fighting against Logic and Reality, because they want to stop the Pirates and Ninjas from fighting. And that is just not cool.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Grah</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:29:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ RARGLE FARGLE BLARNEY STONE!!!<br />
Thats all I have to say to YOU Damon!!!<br />
Also.<br />
We go together like Internet and porn, like guns and the US.<br />
Love is not always like sunshine and roses, Sometimes it's like handcuffs and cheese.<br />
I digg you like God diggs guys!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Rar.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 20:19:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ There is a cat sitting on my lap.<br />
He is taking a nap.<br />
Luftwafer.<br />
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<br />
I am happy.<br />
For I am listening to Deerhoof.<br />
They are singing about the milkman.<br />
He sleeps on the roof on the moon.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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