http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:Oblondra&section=today deviantART RSS for by:Oblondra en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:20:48 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/25135396/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/25135396/ Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:10:48 PDT
But yesterday I saw a really good movie. It's called "Die Welle". It´s a german movie, but I dont remember the directors name.
Anyway, it´s a very good movie. Just watch it and shut up.

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/22236727/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/22236727/ Sun, 28 Dec 2008 03:12:35 PST Merry x-mas (I always have problems to write "Chrsitsmas....Chrishtamas....Christmas!).......
And a happy new year.
Well, maybe not "happy", but I wish I'll be alive the next 365 days.
....
By the way, I'm really happy. I have had a lot of presents, MUAJAJAJA..
Now I'll play with my new X-box 360.
Ju ju ju.......

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/21861937/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/21861937/ Sun, 07 Dec 2008 09:32:28 PST Eskimos are watching us.
And they want to destroy us.
You are warned

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/21293608/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/21293608/ Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:23:33 PST The citizens of the

United States of
America






From
Her Sovereign Majesty

Queen Elizabeth II





In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent
candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves,
we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence,
effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the
Oxford English Dictionary.)







Her Sovereign Majesty Queen
Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states,
commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not
fancy). Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a
Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A
questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any
of you noticed.





To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following
rules are introduced with immediate effect:





1.
The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,'
'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to
spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and
the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be
expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (Look
up 'vocabulary'.






2.
Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as
''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
communication.

There is no such thing as U. S. English.

We will let Microsoft know on your
behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to
take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and
the elimination of '-ize.'



3.
July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.





4.
You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers,
or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and
therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be
independent. Guns should only be used for shooting
grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or
speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot
grouse.





5.
Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more
dangerous than a vegetable peeler, although a permit will be
required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in
public.



6.

All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start
driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same
time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the
benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and
metrication will help you understand the British sense of
humour.










7.
The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon.

Get used to
it.



8.

You will learn to make real chips.

Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things

you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps.

Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat,

and dressed not with catsup but with
vinegar.





9.
The cold, tasteless stuff you
insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all.
Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer,
and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred
to as Lager. Australian beer is also acceptable, as they are
pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can
only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British
Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will
be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be
sold without risk of further confusion.





10.
Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as
good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English
actors to play English characters. Watching Andie
MacDowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral
was an experience akin to having... ]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/20451494/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/20451494/ Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:26:05 PDT If you're Catalan, you'll understand me.
It' s nothing related with the 11-S of the E.E.U.U.
I WANT TO BE FREEEE....
Ejem.....I just want to be independent, and I have good reasons for that.
Thats all.
Forgive my english

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/18954484/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/18954484/ Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:40:43 PDT S: Pensaba en los años pasados y asi.....distraidamente....iba buscando mi juventud. Aun de modo inconciente....uno trata de volver.....a encontrarla
C: Quedarse en el pasado, como hace usted...es igual que custodiar un cementerio"

-Fragmento de "La balada del mar salado"-

Tot i que Corto es un home incapaç de tenir el valor per a crear llaços amb algo, es un fantasma de un mon antic i un mon en ple canvi, de forma violenta. Tota una metafora del segle XX.
Qui vulgui, que m´entengui
La pregunta es.....Perque el Raspa es fa tan adorable?
Perque es carreguen al Slutter, que es l´unic decent de tota la historia (mes o menys....)?
..........

Per cert, no es que no vulgui parlar en angles, pero esque em feia una mandra espantosa traduir a les dos de la madrugada

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/18381472/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/18381472/ Sun, 18 May 2008 11:15:10 PDT It´s a beautiful hotel, but I prefer it when it before.
However, I will write a book about the history of the hotel.
These hotel survied three wars: the Big War, the spanish civil war and the Second world war. In there, there were different people, like nazis, spanish fascist, comunists, anarquists, christians, jews from central Europe and republicans.
I´m loocking for photos of that people. At the moment, I fins three.
I love look in the past and that will be very interesting.

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/16625095/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/16625095/ Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:47:09 PST OH MY GODS! MON DIEUS! DEUS MEUS!
POR TODOS LOS DIOSES DE TORIL!
HOW IS IT POSIBLE?!
........
BUAJAJA!
.........
I already finished to read the last book of R.A. Salvatore (my dearest RA).
BUAJAJA!
ARTEMIS, WE LOVE YOU (me and my multiple personalities)!
JARLAXE, YOU´RE THE BEST!
KIM! I´M YOU FAN >.BUAJAJA!
.....
......
.........
I need another book. I CAN´T BE WITHOUT A BOOK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
.......
........
......I´m going to kill something to feel better.
........
.......
.......

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/16412048/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/16412048/ Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:49:23 PST IM HAPPY!!!!!!!!!
MY SCREEN RUNS!
FINALLY!
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/16328128/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/16328128/ Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:41:25 PST I FEEEEEL CRAZY
JA JA JAAAAAA
.....
.....J AJ AJ JAJ AJAJA
I´M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!
JA JA JA.....
JAAA....
JA....
JA.....ja...
.....
......
......

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/16219897/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/16219897/ Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:42:04 PST My wish for this year is:
- Draw more and better
- Study more
-And be happy^^

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/16219896/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/16219896/ Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:42:01 PST My wish for this year is:
- Draw more and better
- Study more
-And be happy^^

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/16120457/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/16120457/ Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:19:35 PST That´s all

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15984641/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15984641/ Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:58:05 PST I hate him. (My computer is called Roger)
I am a jickts, but why?
Perhaps is because I love Roger?
Mmmmm...perhaps is a complot O.o.....
THE KILLER CHIKEN IS ATTAKING ME ANOTHER TIMEEEEE!
........
.......
.......
.......I need my computer..........pliz.......

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15718559/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15718559/ Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:59:31 PST Now I am tooootallyyyy crazyyyy.....and why?
Because I DID NOT SLEP this night.
BUAJAJAJA....
And why I didn´t slep?
Because I had to study.
BUAJAJAJA....ja....ja....
....
....
¬¬..
....
....I need mmmoooreee vodkaaaaa

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15560247/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15560247/ Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:42:45 PST My computer screen still broken¬¬.....
Now I am in the office of my dad.
He´s doctor.
I´m doing a draw, but I hate it because.....emmmm.....maybe I must learn to draw better my legs, or.....eeeemmmm......
Bah.
Who knows.
I will destroy it MUAJAJAJAJA......
Ejem.....
Be borred is tooo bad

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15296871/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15296871/ Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:18:33 PDT Maybe you will question why I´m writing this in class.
Well, we must do some stupid mathematics exercices and I feel a little bored...
Thats all....¬¬

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15213642/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15213642/ Thu, 25 Oct 2007 09:54:45 PDT I WANT MY COMPUTER!

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15186208/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15186208/ Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:48:02 PDT .....
And this week I can´t put any draw.
That´s all.
.....I´m sorry dear fans.....

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15098703/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15098703/ Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:36:01 PDT Y os preguntareis, porque diablos escrivo en español?
Pues por que si.
Ala. Si no os gusta, ya lo traducinere en otro momento.
Tambien he puesto dos dibujos nuevos....pero al largo de el dia ire poniendo de nuevos

]]> ~Oblondra http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15071836/ http://Oblondra.deviantart.com/journal/15071836/ Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:16:24 PDT I´m new. And my english is toooooo bad.
I´m next to a window looking the beautiful....Emmmm.......sky.
Today the sky have not moon, is a cloudy night.
....Anyway, I put three images in my gallery. My dirts three images.
....Wow. I´m so happy (a frustrated tone....im not sure if "frustrated" is the correct meaning of the thing that I want to say).....
.....Ok, ok....I shut up

]]> ~Oblondra