http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:OmegaDemon1&section=today deviantART RSS for by:OmegaDemon1 en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:17:29 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://OmegaDemon1.deviantart.com/journal/27916583/ http://OmegaDemon1.deviantart.com/journal/27916583/ Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:27:40 PDT the 2006 film Pan's Labyrinth

Starring:
Ivana Baquero
Maribel Verdú
Doug Jones
Sergi lopez

the plot:
In 1944 fascist Spain, a girl, fascinated with fairy-tales, is sent along with her pregnant mother to live with her new stepfather, a ruthless captain of the Spanish army. During the night, she meets a fairy who takes her to an old faun in the center of the labyrinth. He tells her she's a princess, but must prove her royalty by surviving three gruesome tasks. If she fails, she will never prove herself to be the the true princess and will never see her real father, the king, again

this film is an amazing work of art it is a fairytale with a gothic dark twist and if you haven't seen it what is wrong with you go and watch it.

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Starring:
everyones favourite drunken anti semite Mel Gibson

the plot is: Max a former cop. (this is explained in the 1st movie but i will not go into that detail) turned wasteland badass travels through a devasted Australia after a nuclear war looking for petrol. to his disdain he ends up being the only hope for a small settlement that digs up there own oil from an army of wasteland raiders lead by some weird guy named lord Humangus (who reminds me of George Bush because of his desire for oil). this leads to a series of thrilling car chases and epic explosions.

this is a kick ass action movie and i can't recomend it enougth go and watch it it is awesome

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so i thought i would start with a 1998 dark comedy movie called Very Bad Things

the movie stars:
Jon Favreau
Christian Slater
Cameron Diaz
Jeremy Piven
Leland Orser

the plot is: A group of friends head to Las Vegas for a bachelor party. only things go wrong and a woman is killed and soon after that the body count goes up as Christian Slater continues to kill to cover up the first death (it's like the HangOver if it was written by the Manson family) and the other characters start to go nuts with guilt. it is a sick twisted but funny as fuck film filled with sick humour asain,sematic,black,gay and criple jokes (they would never be able to make a film like this now) the one complaint i have with this film is Cameron Diaz who was so annoying playing a marrige obsseded maniac who use the line "do you love me" to get what she wants. so go and see this film it has to be one of the Darkest sickest comedy film ever.

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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Alex
2. Al
3. Mr Pentelow
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. OmegaDemon1
2. OmegaDemon123
3. Omega
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. watched TV
2. Wrote plot for world domiation
3. doing this journal entry
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i am funny
2. i am very creative with Blu Tac
3. i am very tall
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i have a terrible memory
2. i am shy around people i don't know
3. i find it hard to trust people
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. British
2. British
3. uhhh.... British
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Closed Spaces
2. the Dark
3. Pain

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. a black shirt with a green skull
2. Brown cargo pants
3. a black bandanna with skulls on it

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. use laptop
2. check DA for stuff
3. annoying someone

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. Xbox 360
2. Ipod
3. laptop

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Slipknot
2. MushroomHead
3. Disturbed

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. playing video games
2. listenig to music
3. reading

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Sulfur: Slipknot
2. Sun dosen't rise: MushroomHead
3. Inside the fire: Disturbed

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. finish warhammer 40k army
2. paint it
3. use it at warhammer tourmanent

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. a lot of funny memorys
2. my opinion and don't care if they want it or not
3. AHHHHHHHHHHH(falls over crying because he can't think of anything)

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1.i am 7 feet tall
2. i have not had a girlfriend in 10 years
3. I love xbox360

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. wear smart clothes
2. Go long without a computer or Xbox
3. Like Rap Music

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. A car
2. a bass guitar
3. a pet tiger

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. dad traveling a lot (to go to meeting or play golf)
2. caring mum
3. art

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Playing video games
2. reading
3. {CENSERED}

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. finish warhammer army
2. write a book
3. play video games

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. musician
2. actor
3. photographer

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Mexico
2. Canada
3. japan

FIRST THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS YOU THINK OF:
1. Bender (futarama)
2. homer simpson
3. tom and jerry

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1. jack
2. David
3. Alex

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Kelly
2. Kate
3. Julie

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. get a girlfriend
2. write and perform my own song
3. see the world

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P.S no Disney or Chick Flick posters if you do i will destroy you

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luckily he is fine

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Shinny pennies for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i will give a shiney penny for the help

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1. i got the Pitt download for fallout 3 (it is amazing)

2. i have signed up to do karate lessons

so stuff is going well (finaley!!!!!!!!)

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i was going to get my old room back at the place i am staying at but the staff lied to me and gave the room to someone else (this guy is so annoying . he actualy hit a female member of staff and my friend is pissed off).



stuff with my friend is going bad he is getting pissed off with our science and ICT teacher (he has done nothing wrong) because of a few silly students. but i can't tell my friend that i think he is behaving like a brat because he will get pissed off with me (this guy is the last person you want angry with you)




so anyone reading this please give me some advice

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[] started a new relationship
[] got kissed
[] kissed someone new
[] kissed in the snow
[] kissed in the rain
[] kissed on the beach
[x] fell in love
[] fell in love with a fool
[] had my heart broken
[] broke someone else's heart
[] had a stalker
[x] lost a friend
[x] had a good relationship with someone
[] got married
[] had a divorce
[] dated someone that I will never forget
[x] did something I regret
[x] lost faith in love
[] regained faith in love
[] kissed under mistletoe
[] got a promotion
[] got a pay raise
[] changed jobs
[] quit my job
[] dated a co-worker
[] dated my boss
[] dated my boss's son/ daughter
[] got fired from my job
[] got straight A's
[x] met a teacher who I became friends with
[x] met a teacher who I really hate
[x] found the subject I love (Music)
[] failed a class
[] cut class
[] skipped school
[x] did something I was proud of
[x] discovered a new talent
[x] proved to myself that I'm an idiot
[x] embarrassed myself in front of the class (i do that a lot)
[] fell in love with a teacher
[] got the lead role in the school play
[] made a team
[x] was involved in something that I will never forget
[x] painted a picture
[] wrote a poem
[] ran a mile
[x] listened to music I couldn't stand
[] double dipped
[x] went to a party
[x] went to a camp
[] threw a surprise party
[x] laughed till I cried
[] flirted shamelessly
[x] visited a foreign country
[] visited a state
[] cooked a disastrous meal
[x] lost something important to me
[x] got a gift I love
[x] realized something new about myself
[] went on a diet
[] tried to gain weight
[] dyed my hair
[x] came close to losing my life (does nearly getting run over count)
[] someone close to me died
[] got arrested
[x] read a great book
[x] saw a great movie
[] saw a movie so scary that it made me cry
[] saw a favorite band live
[x] did something that I wanted to tell everyone
[x] experienced something new
[x] made new friends
[x] found out who your real friends are
[x] lied to your parents
[] snuck out
[] kissed in a pool
[] kissed under the stars
[] had the time of your life
[] danced
[] fell out of love
[x] had a crush on someone
[x] swam in a pool
[] made a snowman
[] went snowboarding
[] went sledding
[] slept in past 2pm
[] held someones hand that you care about
[] got wasted in a public place
[] told someone you like them as more than a friend
[x] gone on vacation
[] gone on vacation with a friend
[] driven a car
[] danced in the rain
[] got in a car accident
[] seen someone get in a car accident
[x] got in a fist fight
[x] laughed until you couldn't breathe
[x] missed someone
[] sent someone to the hospital
[] entered a new school
[] drank my first alcoholic beverage
[] graduated high school or college

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. everyone use it as an excuse to get pissed
. for the past 4 or 5 years i had to spend new years in the company of my parents friends children who are complete arseholes
.i can never get any sleep
. aulde langsy i hate that song (no one can remember the song words)
. it gives me a time to reflect on the fact that i have achieved nothing


so to put it simple new year fucking sucks

]]> ~OmegaDemon1 http://OmegaDemon1.deviantart.com/journal/22260789/ http://OmegaDemon1.deviantart.com/journal/22260789/ Mon, 29 Dec 2008 12:49:46 PST
i have a few examples of the shit people say to each over


.ROCK IS ALWAYS EMO!
.nah fuck that... you think your the only people with problems so you wear girls clothes and hide your face with your hair and listen to fag music thinking there talking to you. You dont know shit till youve been through more than a gf breaking up with you or having your parents take your car away. Grow up and deal with your problems on your own and dont expect pitty



(this argument is stupid

. oh! i've been owned! I'm so scared! NOT!!!! you just wish you could actually say something that would own people. GOD! you suck!

WOW,u wanna fight over the internet?

isn't that what you're doing with everyone else?

no

sure looks like it...talking about how emo's suck...and they don't!

Y?cause ur one!)

.lmao ur hilarious i dont even kno y maybe its just the mass BS ur typin and y would i listen to music instead of having a complete blast terrorizing all these EMO fucks


You see what i mean i know i shouldn't get so annoyed. but when i want to listen to my music on youtube i have to wade through tonnes of the bullshit.

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i got an ipod, a new camera, various books, food,

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Advantages Of Being A Woman


Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.



Be Politically Correct With Men


He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not a CRAP DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

He does not SLEEP AROUND - He is HORIZONTALLY OVER-GENEROUS.

He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He is a SWINE EMPATHIZING BIGOT.

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

He does not STINK - He has HYGIENE AVERSION SYNDROME.

He is not a GROPING PERVERT - He suffers from COMPULSIVE HAND MOVEMENT DISORDER.

He is not OBSESSED WITH TELEVISED SPORTS - He has AN ATHLETIC TELEVISUAL ADDICTION.

He does not IGNORE YOU - He has ATTENTION SPAN DEFICIT DISORDER.

He is not a LAZY, MESSY SLOB - He LACKS HAND-VACUUM COORDINATION.

He does not tell ENDLESS, BORING, UNFUNNY JOKES - He is HUMORLY OVER-CONFIDENT.

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

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Q: Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?

A: Neither has he.

Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.


Michael Jackson is so bad he could have been a Catholic priest.


Q: How do you keep George W. Bush from drowning?

A: You take your foot off his head.



Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush?

A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Dubya doesn't know the difference.

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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

My results:

TV Promo:
Slipknot- Wait and bleed
: I like the song:

Opening Credits:
Saliva- Ladies and gentlemen

Waking Up:
Bloodsimple-Dead man walking
:I feel like i am dead when i wake up:

First Day At School:
Pink Floyd- Brick in the wall
:come on that is easy:

Falling In Love:
Waterproof Blond- Just close your eyes
:i'm just choosing songs at random lol:

Fight Song:
Slipknot- (sic)
:it sounds violent good choice:

Breaking Up:
Staind - So Far Away
:WHY:

Prom:
Didn't have on so i can't have song about it

Life:
Rise Against - Prayer Of The Refugee
:i like the song:

Mental Breakdown:
Korn-Twist
:the vocals sound insane:

Driving:
Blancmange - Living on the Ceiling
:i don't know why i choose this the song is retro:

Flashback:
Papa Roach- Last resort


Getting back together:
Papa Roach-Want to be loved


Wedding:
Macarena - Los Del Rios
:what the Fuck:

Birth of Child:
Korn-Freak on a leash
:yes it sounds cruel but fuck you then:

Funeral Song:
3 Doors down- here without you
:this song is really sad i cry when i listen to it:

Final Battle:
Mortal kombat theme song
:WTF XD :

End Credits:
Slipknot- spit it out
:ROCK YEAH:

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RICH KID
[] You go tanning.　
[] You own something from coach
[] You have over 10 pears of jeans.
[] You own something from Prada
[x] Usually when you ask your mom for money she gives it to you.
[] You like going to the mall.
[] You own an iPod/MP3 player.
[] you love Starbucks.
[x] You have been called a brat.
[] You have tons of shoes
[] You hate buying things that are on sale
[x] You have more than one house
Total: 3

GOTHIC
[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[x] You have thought about death.
[x] You've attempted suicide
[] You wear chains.
[x] You like heavy metal.
[] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
[] You have worn black lipstick.
[] Your hair was/is dark.
[x] You dislike preps.
[] You have/want piercings. (my ears..?)
[x] *You're going to*/or have a tattoo.
Total:6

PUNK
[] You can skateboard.
[] You wear plaid.
[] You like Converse.
[x] You hate MTV.
[x] You have/had/want/wanted blue, red, purple, or green hair.
[x] You dislike pink.
[x] You hate preps.
[] You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
[] Shop at Pac Sun
Total: 4

GEEK
[x] You love the computer.
[x] You like Star Wars.
[x] You are supposed/wore/wear glasses/contacts
[] You get straight A's
[x] You like reading.
[x] You were/are in band.
[] You have a curfew.(fuck that)
[] You always do your homework.
[] You never miss school unless your sick.
Total: 5


EMO
[x] You've been depressed.
[] You have black-rimmed glasses.
[] You like the band Thursday.
[x] You cry easily.
[] You like emo music.
[] You hate being called emo.
[x] You keep a journal/diary
[] You have written a sad poem
[] You have/had a sad MySpace layout.
[] You think emo kids are hot
Total:3

GHETTO/GANGSTA
[] You like rap
[] You are in a gang.
[] You wear rubberbands in your pants.
[] You have had a freestyle battle.
[] You have worn converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: 0 Fuck Rap

HARDCORE
[x] You like loud music
[] You love the Ninja Turtles
[] You never walk anywhere.
[x] You wear slip-on shoes.
[x] You love Normal Jeans.
[] You wear band t-shirts.
[] You love to 'hardcore' dance
[] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[x] You wear blue jeans.
Total: 4


PREP
[] You love The OC
[] You have a tiny dog.
[] Your usual outfits consist of bright or cheery colors
[] You LOVE buying shoes
[] You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F
[] You love/like to shop
[x] You like jeans.
[] You like Paris Hilton
[] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
[x] You wear big sunglasses
Total: 2

Athletic
[] You watch the Super Bowl
[x] You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
[] You collect your jerseys.
[] You have/had had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[x] You have/had posters or plaques of famous athletes.
[] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[] You have a space in your room for awards and/or plaques.
[] You have a large amount of medals.
[x] You belong/belonged to a school team.
[] You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
[] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
[] You are/were on a select team
Total:3

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Watch this Space

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Here are a few examples of "PetSpeak" from the first few episodes of Series One.

bolivers n. canine testicles - e.g. the biggest pair of bolivers I’ve ever seen. See also spangle blisters

buffing the vampire slayer - to masturbate furiously. See also soaping the seal, milking the dogfish.

catsnatch n. the genitals of a female cat. – e.g. Fuck off catsnatch!

collopy n. small cat turd.

dogstar n. arse. – e.g. How would you like my boot up your dogstar?

egghatch n. parrot’s anus.

emptying the custard bag - routine canine ejaculation

eyegrout v. - to perform cunnilingus on a cat – e.g. I gave her a good eyegrouting. See also tickling the furball.

feather dick n. canine nickname for a parrot

gutgrimace v. - to shit - e.g. I’m going for a good gut grimace

growler n - canine erection - e.g. I’ve got a bit of a growler on

hewitt n. toilet - e.g. I’m going to the hewitt for a dump.

karzo n. lavatory. – e.g. I’m going to the karzo for a damned good gutgrimace

lagwit n. – parrot. see also Feather Dick

pink–whippet n. canine penis.

pugbox n. the genitals of a small female dog

savaloy supper n. canine felatio

spag v. to fuck a large rodent

spangle n. canine semen i.e. dog spangle e.g. Have you been spangling off again?

spangle blisters n. canine testicles see also spangle sacks

spangle sacks n. see spangle blisters

spaniel-tits n. one with nipples like a female spaniel e.g. Oy! Spaniel tits!

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i have my top 10 quotes from the show

10. Even when you reach another plane of conciousness you're still a fucking idiot!"

9 "I'm going to put a skewer through your knob"

8 If there was life after death we wouldn't call death 'death' because it would still be life."

7 i will do it in an minute after i had a sandwich

6 "The drugs don't work, you know..."

5 "Hello donkeyflaps!"

4 fuck of feather dick

3 i have another postcard form my boyfriend Vince

2 we love our little fishey friend

1 Did I tell you that I like to drink my own urine

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