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                <title>What is this "life" of which you speak?</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:35:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think I've already done this at some point... but whatever. I'm bored.<br /><br />SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 movies on this list. Copy this list, go to your own journal, and paste. Then, put x's next to the movies you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun!<br /><br />(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show<br />(x) Grease<br />(X) Pirates of the Caribbean<br />(X) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest<br />( ) Boondock Saints<br />( ) Fight Club<br />( ) Starsky and Hutch<br />( ) Neverending Story<br />(X) Blazing Saddles<br />(X) Airplane<br />Total: 6<br /><br />(X) The Princess Bride<br />( ) AnchorMan<br />(x) Napoleon Dynamite<br />( )Labyrinth<br />(x) Saw<br />(x) Saw II<br />( ) White Noise<br />( )White Oleander<br />( ) Anger Management<br />( ) 50 First Dates<br />(X)The Princess Diaries (Shutup.)<br />( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement<br />Total so far: 11<br /><br />(x) Scream<br />( ) Scream 2<br />( ) Scream 3<br />(x) Scary Movie<br />(x) Scary Movie 2<br />(x) Scary Movie 3<br />(x) Scary Movie 4 (Shutupshutupshutup. D: )<br />() American Pie<br />() American Pie 2<br />() American Wedding<br />( ) American Pie Band Camp<br />Total so far: 16<br /><br />(X) Harry Potter 1<br />(X) Harry Potter 2<br />(x) Harry Potter 3<br />(x)Harry Potter 4<br />(x) Resident Evil 1<br />() Resident Evil 2<br />() The Wedding Singer<br />( ) Little Black Book<br />(x) The Village<br />(x) Lilo & Stitch<br />Total so far: 23<br /><br />(x) Finding Nemo<br />(x) Finding Neverland<br />(x) Signs<br />(x) The Grinch<br />() Texas Chainsaw Massacre<br />( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning<br />( ) White Chicks<br />() Butterfly Effect<br />( ) 13 Going on 30<br />(x) I, Robot<br />(x) Robots<br />Total so far: 29<br /><br />(X) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story<br />() Universal Soldier<br />(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events<br />( ) Along Came Polly<br />(x) Deep Impact<br />() KingPin<br />(x) Never Been Kissed<br />(X) Meet The Parents<br />(x) Meet the Fockers<br />(x) Eight Crazy Nights<br />(x) Joe Dirt<br />(X) King Kong<br />Total so far: 38<br /><br />( ) A Cinderella Story<br />(x) The Terminal<br />( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie<br />( ) Passport to Paris<br />() Dumb & Dumber<br />( ) Dumber & Dumberer<br />(x) Final Destination<br />() Final Destination 2<br />( ) Final Destination 3<br />(x) Halloween<br />(x) The Ring<br />(x) The Ring 2<br />( ) Surviving X-MAS<br />(x) Flubber<br />Total so far: 44<br /><br />(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle<br />(x) Practical Magic<br />(x) Chicago<br />(x) Ghost Ship<br />() From Hell<br />(x) Hellboy<br />(X) Secret Window<br />(x) I Am Sam<br />() The Whole Nine Yards<br />( ) The Whole Ten Yards<br />Total so far: 51<br /><br />() The Day After Tomorrow<br />() Child's Play<br />( ) Seed of Chucky<br />( ) Bride of Chucky<br />(x) Ten Things I Hate About You<br />( ) Just Married<br />( ) Gothika<br />(x) Nightmare on Elm Street<br />() Sixteen Candles<br />(x) Remember the Titans<br />( ) Coach Carter<br />(x) The Grudge<br />(x) The Grudge 2<br />(x) The Mask<br />( ) Son Of The Mask<br />Total so far: 57<br /><br />() Bad Boys<br />() Bad Boys 2<br />( ) Joy Ride<br />( ) Lucky Number Sleven<br />(X) Ocean's Eleven<br />(X) Ocean's Twelve<br />(X) Bourne Identity<br />(x) Bourne Supremecy<br />() Lone Star<br />() Bedazzled<br />() Predator I<br />() Predator II<br />(x) The Fog (Ugghhh, that movie was hilariously terrible.)<br />(X) Ice Age<br />(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown<br />( ) Curious George<br />Total so far: 64<br /><br />() Independence Day<br />(X) Cujo<br />( ) A Bronx Tale<br />(x) Darkness Falls<br />(x) Christine<br />(x) ET<br />() Children of the Corn<br />( ) My Boss's Daughter<br />(x) Maid in Manhattan<br />(x) War of the Worlds<br />(X) Rush Hour<br />(X) Rush Hour 2<br />Total so far: 72<br /><br />( ) Best Bet<br />( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days<br />() She's All That<br />(x) Calendar Girls<br />() Sideways<br />() Mars Attacks<br />() Event Horizon<br />(x) Ever After<br />(x) Wizard of Oz<br />(X) Forrest Gump<br />() Big Trouble in Little China<br />(X) The Terminator<br />(X) The Terminator 2<br />( ) The Terminator 3<br />Total so far: 78<br /><br />(X) X-Men<br />(X) X2<br />(X) X-3<br />(X) Spider-Man<br />(X) Spider-Man 2<br />() Sky High<br />(x) Jeepers Creepers<br />() Jeepers Creepers 2<br />(x) Catch Me If You Can<br />(x) The Little Mermaid<br />( ) Freaky Friday<br />(x) Reign of Fire (I liked this movie. Am I the only one...? xD)<br />( ) The Skulls<br />( ) Cruel Intentions<br />( ) Cruel Intentions 2<br />( ) The Hot Chick<br />(X) Shrek<br />(X) Shrek 2<br />Total so far: 89<br /><br />( ) Swimfan<br />(x) Miracle on 34th street<br />() Old School<br />( ) The Notebook<br />(x) K-Pax<br />( ) Krippendorf's Tribe<br />( ) A Walk to Remember... ]]></description>
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                <title>Billy the Goat</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 21:37:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Replacing old journal that is old. :U Stolen from Katie, whoo~<br /><br />Outcast<br />[x] You don't have very many friends.<br />[x] Often times, teachers forget your name. (Sometimes... xD)<br />[ ] You were always picked last for kickball.<br />[x] You don't like to talk a lot. (Except around close friends and family and such. Then I ramble.)<br />[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities.<br />[ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.<br />[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.<br />[ ] Your friends have blown you off before. (Not since like. Third grade.)<br />[x] You sit alone in most of your classes.<br />[x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.<br />[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.<br />[x] People don't find you friendly.<br />[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.<br />[x] You eat alone at lunch.<br />Total = 10<br /><br />Party Girl/Boy<br />[ ] Lets face it: you like to party.<br />[ ] You party every other weekend.<br />[ ] ...Or every weekend?<br />[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.<br />[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.<br />[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state... world.<br />[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.<br />[ ] You've hooked up at parties.<br />[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.<br />[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.<br />[ ] You've partied all night.<br />[ ] You've snuck out of the house to party.<br />[ ] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.<br />[x] You're pretty much nocturnal. (Insomnia! 8D)<br />[ ] You like to go clubbing.<br />[ ] You and your friends always party hop.<br />[ ] You've crashed a party before.<br />[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party.<br />[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.<br />[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.<br />[ ] You can dance.<br />[x] You're friends with a lot of people older than you. (By a few months. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" /> )<br />Total = 2<br /><br />Scene Kid<br />[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean. (Lolwut.)<br />[x] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon. (FFFF, shaddup)<br />[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr<br />[ ] People have called you scene before.<br />[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.<br />[ ] You have a mirror pic.<br />[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.<br />[x] You enjoy going to shows.<br />[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.<br />[ ] Your hair is multicolored.<br />[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows. (HahahaNO.)<br />[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.<br />[ ] You mosh.<br />[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.<br />[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs. (LAWLZ.)<br />[ ] All of your friends are scene.<br />[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.<br />[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.<br />[x] You enjoy photography. (Meaning photography of actual artistic merit. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" />)<br />Total = 4<br /><br />Prep<br />[ ] You pop the collar.<br />[ ] You won't go near the "goths".<br />[x] You own at least one thing from a designer store. (I bought a shirt second-hand and later realized the tag said Banana Republic. It was silly.)<br />[ ] You are very clean cut. (SLOB.)<br />[ ] You are squeamish.<br />[ ] People have called you preppy before.<br />[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume.<br />[ ] You have a lot of money.<br />[ ] You know who LC is. (?)<br />[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.<br />[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters. (SMELLS LIKE FAILURE.)<br />[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.<br />[ ] [Girls] You carry a purse wherever you go. (I've got a backpack and a messenger bag, I'm set. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" />)<br />[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready. (I've made a science out of getting up and getting ready in the space of 10 minutes.)<br />[ ] [Girls] You do not leave the house without make up. (Nah. I go to work without makeup most of the time.)<br />[x] You are content overall with how your life is going. (Surewhynot.)<br />Total = 2<br /><br />Band Geek<br />[x] You have played an instrument before. (Cello)<br />[x] You still play an instrument. (Lawl, kinda. Harmonica.)<br... ]]></description>
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                <title>PS Twilight ruined vampires AND werewolves</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:59:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So. Did some spring (read: boredom) cleaning of the gallery here.<br /><br />I'd like to say I'll post some new art here soon, but.. no. Not really. I haven't been drawing much lately. Which is unnerving since I start at KCAI in a month. Just haven't felt like being ~**~CREATIVE!~**~ lately. :\ And when I do draw, nothing comes out right. Fail enough times and you just don't wanna try.<br /><br />Doesn't help that most everyone I tell that I want to be a cartoonist acts like it's a blindsiding concept. Like I'm giving up my "talent" or "potential" to lower my self down to comics. I suppose I'd be able to ignore them more easily if I had any good reason to believe I won't fail.<br /><br />Also don't have a job or enough money. I've got an hour commute to school and no driver's license. Why? I fucking hate driving. I mess up constantly and everyone yells at me for it. Yeah, that's something to get excited about. Whoo.<br /><br />Wah wah, Woe is me. More indulgent self pitying.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Shtolen from.. people.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 21:53:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sup bitches. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br />Memes are nomming their way through the internets...<br /><br /><br />If you comment on this journal:<br />1. I'll respond with something random about you.<br /><br />2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of. [Not liable if you've never heard/seen it/have no idea wtf I'm talking about]<br /><br />3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.[AHAHAHAA awkward]<br /><br />4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. [Or that I hope makes sense to you too]<br /><br />5. I'll tell you my first memory of you. [Not liable if my memory ka-plodes]<br /><br />6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.<br /><br />7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.<br /><br />8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.<br /><br />9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you. [Aw, yea rite. This isn't Festivus! >D> ]<br /><br />10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.[Lies, don't worry 'bout it. Most of you already 've done it. xD]<br /><br />GOGOGO!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Wictor Wictor</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 13:44:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sup guise. It seems like I only ever update this thing if I'm pulling an all-nighter to finish a project, or it's something super nerdy. (It's the latter today, in case you were wondering.)<br /><br />STAR TREK.<br />IT WAS AWESOME.<br />FUCKDAMNIT.<br /><br />Fo' sho. I'm pretty damn nerdy, so you can take my word for it. ;B Also, the new Chekhov is tiniest, most adorable little bugger ever. I wanna give him a noogie.<br />Gunna see it again this week with my sister. Whoot.<br /><br /><br />OH BY THE WAY I'VE GOT A DAY AND A HALF LEFT OF HIGHSCHOOL JUST FYI LOLOLOLOLOLOL.<br /><br />So yeah. Live long and prosper, y'all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Wut.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:08:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Y'know what sucks about writing a paper on a book you really love?<br />Well, I'm writing my senior lit paper on Tim O'Brien's <i>The Things They Carried</i>, and every time I flip around for a specific quote, I end up just reading, and then half an hour later it occurs to me... what the fuck was I looking for again?<br /><br />Anyway.<br />I'm just farting around and being lazy.<br />(back to works <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" />)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>For the millionth time...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:33:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!<br /><br />Oh yes. I went there.<br /><br />So, uh, resolutions. Here goes. In '09 I'mma:<br /><br />-get my @&$!# driver's license<br />-clear out as much of my useless crap as possible<br />-make better arts! >:[<br />-get in to KCAI<br />-find moneys to pay for KCAI<br /><br />I wiiiillll! I swear I will. ;___;<br />Ok, I'mma go work on dat nows.<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>whut u say + silliness</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 12:07:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sup guise. Hope life's treating everyone well. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br />So. Writing this poem for my English class. It's in sestina form, which I had never heard of before this, and it's made of madness. So far I kinda like the result, although it's fairly GR DA WORLD SUX IM A WHINY LIL EMO GRRRRR. But uh. Y'know.<br />High school poetry. LAFF.<br /><br />Anyway.<br />Might post some stuff of very minor importance later this weekend. ;B Whewt.<br /><br />editz:<br />So hey. Clicks so mah lil pixel dragons don't die? xD<br /><a href="http://dragcave.net/user/larit">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>WAAAAHHmbulance</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:05:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Blah blah blah.<br /><br /><br />I angst over angst. Is that weird? I get pissed at myself whenever I start getting wanksty. Like bang my skull against a concrete wall pissed.<br />It doesn't help the teen wankst problem much, in case you were wondering.<br /><br />But why not? Is there any cliche more awful and annoying than the artsy, pretentious, disillusioned youth? Excepting the two-faced politician and the reptilian lawyer, I'm hard pressed to think of any.<br /><br />I haven't done or created anything particularly original. Alexander conquered the known world in thirteen years, by age 32. Split the difference, him and me, fifteen years. I'm behind. The oh-so-PC "just do your personal best" is bullshit. If we don't, won't, aspire to greatness, why the hell bother at all?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:07:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Still haven't decided the last third of the Axis of Evil.<br />Have a quiz in the meantime.<br /><br /><br />1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.<br />"...ferocious of the imperial troops. But this had been only a single tribe." -<u>Persian Fire</u> - Tom Holland (lawl, history)<br /><br />2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?<br />Victor, my cello, his in case.<br /><br />3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?<br />Project Runway, I think. >><br /><br />4. Without looking, guess what time it is:<br />6.55 pm<br /><br />5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?<br />6.52 pm; close! :B<br /><br />6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?<br />Peoples talking downstairs, and my ceiling fan going.<br /><br />7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?<br />About four hours, went to go get the mail.<br /><br />8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?<br />Shel, talking to me on MSN messenger. :B<br /><br />9. What are you wearing?<br />Grey tshirt, black jeans, and blue socks with WIDDLE KITTEHS ON DEM. C8<br /><br />10. Did you dream last night?<br />Probably. Don't remember it, though. >><br /><br />11. When did you last laugh?<br />Talkin' to Shel. <3 ilu.<br /><br />12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?<br />Green paint, various framed pictures, my Metropolis poster, and my Beatles poster, a dry erase marker board, and a bulletin board.<br /><br />13. Seen anything weird lately?<br />Funny you should ask. 8D <a href="http://www.thedailyweird.com/">[link]</a><br /><br />14. What do you think of this quiz?<br />It's rather silly. Good for wasting tiemz. 8)<br /><br />15. What is the last film you saw?<br />Oliver and Company <3<br /><br />16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?<br />I would hire someone to help me with my taxes. Wtf.<br /><br />17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.<br />HR Giger is the sexiest person ever. And everyone is entitled to my opinion on that issue.<br /><br />18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?<br />Religious war. Just knock it off.<br /><br />19. Do you like to dance?<br />Yes. Badly. *Caucasian rhythm disorder!*<br /><br />20. George Bush:<br />Not the best, but not the worst, as presidents go. I'm interested to see how history remembers him.<br /><br />21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?<br />Johnny.<br />Don't question my methods.<br /><br />22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?<br />OPTIMUS PRIME. OPTIMUS FUCKIN' PRIME.<br /><br />23. Would you ever consider living abroad?<br />A LOT. 8[ I think it'd be nifty to live in Germany or Switzerland for a while.<br />I just need to stop being a dumbass and the learn a bit more of the language. >__><br /><br />24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?<br />HAHA, GOTCHA BITCH!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ohnoes, tag'd!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:47:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I gots tagged! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" /><br /><br />The Rules:<br />* Choose a singer/band/group.<br />* Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group.<br />* Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged).<br /><br />Uhhh. I'mma go for System of a Down, cuz they have some odd song titles. :'D I'd go for the Fab Four, but I've already seen a ton of people choose them for this quiz/quizzes like it.<br /><br />1. Are you male or female?<br />"She's Like Heroin"<br /><br />2. Describe yourself.<br />"A.D.D. (American Dream Denial)"<br /><br />3. What do you feel around people?<br />"Tentative"<br /><br />4. How would you describe your previous relationship.<br />"Violent Pornography"<br />(...Sorry, I had to go there. xD)<br /><br />5. Describe your current relationship.<br />"X"<br /><br />6. Where would you want to be now?<br />"Old School Hollywood"<br /><br />7. How do you feel about love?<br />"Boom!"<br /><br />8. What's your life like?<br />"Roulette"<br /><br />9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?<br />"B.Y.O.B."<br /><br />10. Say something wise.<br />"This Cocaine Makes Me Feel like I'm on This Song"<br />(...)<br /><br /><br />Eehhh, whatever with the tagging. Do it if ya want. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Axis of Evil? -edit'd-</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:30:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ EDITz: Hiya. So, after going back and reading some more of the purple prose bastard, and consulting TV Tropes Wiki, I'm thinking Christopher Paolini. Yeah, Eragon and that whole trilogy that magically became a <strike>quadrilogy</strike> "cycle"? Yeah.<br />Not that it's as bad as Twilight, but the aforementioned purple prose and blatant stolen plot is too much to ignore. SO THERE.<br /><br />AXIS OF EVIL: ROWLING, MEYERS, PAOLINI. WE'RE DOOMED.<br /><br /><br /><br />Okay. So Blue and I have been pondering this and I'mma looking for halps.<br /><br />The Axis of Teen-lit. Evil:<br />J.K. Rowling<br />Stephanie Meyers<br />and...?<br /><br />We need a third, but I'm not sure who. I was considering Ann Brashares (Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants), but that doesn't quite have the annoying fanbase of the first two. Oh, and if you don't agree with the first two being in the Axis, then STFU or GTFO. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br />Hmm. Maybe I could make AoTLE t-shirts... P: *stoopid idear's in progress, plz*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Two Kirks, a Khan, and a Pizza Place</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:36:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tagged by <a href="http://breezahisakata.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/b/r/breezahisakata.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconbreezahisakata:" title="breezahisakata"/></a><br /><br />01) First Name: Lar. Shaddup, I dun care if it's really just a nickname. :[<br />02) Your Nickname in dA: OneLeggedHobo :B GOOD GOLLY.<br />03) Birthday: May 13<br />04) Horoscope Sign: Taurus. I will stabbity-stab you with mah horns. >8[<br />05) Birth town: Albuquerque *nodnod*<br />06) Religion: I WORSHIP THE GREAT AND DARK GOD HUEY. *hails*<br />07) Nationality: I'S FROM AMURICA. :B *cowboy hat, waves flag*<br />Oi vey.<br />08) Parents: Yes, my parental units? What about them?<br />09) Do you love them: IS THE POPE JEWISH?<br />...wait.<br />:B<br />But yeah, I wubs dem.<br />10) Brothers or sisters: One older sister, being <a href="http://atlas44.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/t/atlas44.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconatlas44:" title="atlas44"/></a> HAI, CALVIN. 8D<br />11) Do you like the place where you live: Yeah, I rather do. The summers are more humid than I'd like, but the weather is the weather.<br />12) Where would you move to live forever? MARS. GODDAMNIT.<br />13) Color of your eyes: BROWN. DOG CRAP BROWN. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" /><br />14) Height: 5'6"<br />15)Weight: HUNNERD-FIDDY POUNDS, HELLS YEAH.<br />16) What school/grade are you going to: HS senior <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> And I's excited 'bout my courses this year, yaaay! *nerd*<br />17) What marks do you have: OH, THAT'S HOW IT IS, HUH? *gobbles transcript* HAH! NOW WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?!<br />18) How many piercings do you have, and where are they?: None. 's bad for the chakra thingies. o_o'<br />19) What do you want to be in your life: A manly man. B)<br />20) Your life: is full of cheese.<br />21) Personal quote: "All the army people I know are in the navy."<br />*foreheadsmack* D'oh.<br />22) Lucky number: 13 C:<br />23) What are you interested in: Cartoons, scary movies, schlocky movies, art, writing, reading, learning, theatre, good music, good food, good SLEEP.<br />24) Good side of your character: Hard working, creative, funny (even if in the strange, dry, twisted sense 8D)<br />25) Bad side of it: I procrastinate like no other mother and I'm forgetful. I can be a bit violent when I'm angry. ._.'<br />26) Is your life happy: Yeah, I think so. A few rocky spots, sure, but I'm pretty damn fortunate. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />27) Do you think that you are crazy: I'm not crazy, but the people in my head are. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> *cough*<br />28) What is the time: 1:08 AM 8)<br />29) What is the date: Sunday, August 10, 2008<br />30) WhatÂs the weather like: Good, a little cloudy, but it's cooled off a bit and it's not as humid as it was a couple days ago. Always nice, that.<br />31) Favorite day in a week: Wednesday. Late start during the school year, often anime club then too, and there are some good shows on Wednesday evenings. And it's a funny word, Wednesday.<br />32) Favorite music: Anything good. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />33) Favorite Singer: Shel <3<br />34) Favorite Band(s): Beatles, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix Experience, SOAD, Bright Eyes<br />35) Song: "Here Comes the Sun" - Fab Four <3<br />36) Best concert you have been: Seeing Yoyo Ma live. Omnomnom. <333<br />38) Favorite <strike>Manga</strike> Comic: >> << V for Vendetta and anything by Joann Sfar.<br />39) Favorite Film: Ugh, that's tough. There's movies like Nightmare Before Christmas, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, and the Monty Python troupe's films, that I can just watch any number of times and still love.<br />40) Favorite TV series: LOST. 8U<br />41) Favorite Theater play: Harvey <3<br />42) Favorite Film director: Welles, Hitchcock, Cronenberg, del Torro<br />43) Do you want to be famous: I want to be successful. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /><br />44) Do you want to be an actor/actress: Eh, naw. Stagefright. Helping backstage is fun though. <3<br />45) Do you want to be a singer: Have you HEARD me sing? It would not end well. xD<br />46) Favorite Book: OHGEEZ. SO MANY. D8 1984. Or Grapes of Wrath.<br />47) Favorite Color: Green 'n' orange C:<br />48) Favorite Flower: lilies, methinks.<br />49) Favorite Food: SPICEH FOODS OMNOMNOM<br />50) Favorite Drink: COCA-COLA. OMFG. I'MMA COKE ADDICT. O_O<br />51) Favorite Sweet: Cookies. ;3;<br... ]]></description>
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                <title>Fuck the fucking fuckers.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:47:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That is all. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>TITTYSHITFUCKPISS</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:44:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ UGH I HATE DRAWING TINY UGGGGGGHH.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Guuuhh.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:54:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Braindead from summer vacation! Whoohoo!<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /><br /><br /><br />I've decided that :icon-clancycat: tagged me for this. So there.<br /><br />[] I am shorter than 5'4.<br />[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.<br />[] I have many scars.<br />[x] I tan easily (Never gotten a sunburn before. It's weird.)<br />[] I wish my hair was a different color.<br />[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.<br />[] I have a tattoo.<br />[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.<br />[x] I have/I've had braces.<br />[] I wear glasses. (I SHOULD wear glasses, but I never do. >_> )<br />[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.<br />[] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.<br />[] I have more than 2 piercing.<br />[] I have piercing in places besides my ears.<br />[x] I have freckles. (Just a few :B)<br />[] I hate my dad.<br />[] I hate my mom.<br />[] I have brothers.<br />[x] I have sisters. (Well, a sister.)<br />[x] I've sworn at my parents.<br />[] I've run away from home. <br />[] I've been kicked out of the house.<br />[x] My biological parents are together.<br />[] I have a sibling less than one year old.<br />[] I want to have kids someday.<br />[] I've had children.<br />[] I've lost a child.<br />[x] I'm in school.<br />[x] I have a job. (Well, not a "real" job, but still.)<br />[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.<br />[x] I almost always do my homework. (Operative word being "almost")<br />[x] I've missed a week or more of school.(Strep throat, back in elementary school. Ugh.)<br />[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.<br />[] I failed more than 1 class last year.<br />[] I've stolen something from my job.<br />[] I've been fired.<br />[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.<br />[x] Disney movies still make me cry.<br />[] I've peed from laughing.<br />[x] I've snorted while laughing.<br />[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.<br />[] I've glued my hand to something.<br />[] I've had my pants rip in public.<br />[] I was born with a disease/impairment.<br />[] I've gotten stitches/staples.<br />[] I've broken a bone.<br />[] I've had my tonsils removed.<br />[] I've sat in a doctorÂs office/emergency room with a friend.<br />[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.<br />[] I had a serious surgery.<br />[x] I've had chicken pox<br />[] I was born in a different country.<br />[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.<br />[x] I've been on a plane.<br />[] I've been to Canada.<br />[] I've been to Mexico.<br />[] I've been to Niagara Falls.<br />[] I've been to Japan.<br />[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.<br />[x] I've been to Europe.<br />[] I've been to Africa.<br />[x] I've gotten lost in my city.<br />[] I've seen a shooting star.<br />[] I've wished on a shooting star<br />[] I've seen a meteor shower.<br />[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.<br />[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.<br />[] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (Nope. I punched him.)<br />[x] I've been to a casino.<br />[] I've been skydiving.<br />[] I've gone skinny dipping.<br />[] I've played spin the bottle.<br />[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.<br />[] I've crashed a car.<br />[] I've been Skiing.<br />[] I've been in a play. (I've worked ON plays. PR and construction and shit.)<br />[] I've met someone in person from myspace.<br />[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.<br />[] I've seen the Northern lights.<br />[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.<br />[] I've played chicken.<br />[x] I've played a prank on someone. (...It didn't work. u_u)<br />[] I've ridden in a taxi. (Been in a limo once, though. P: )<br />[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.<br />[x] I've eaten sushi. (Yuck.)<br />[] I've been snowboarding.<br />[x] I'm single.<br />[] I'm in a relationship.<br />[] I'm engaged.<br />[] I'm married.<br />[] I've gone on a blind date.<br />[] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.<br />[x] I miss someone right now.<br />[] I have a fear of abandonment. (My grandma does, though. o_o It's bad.)<br />[] I've gotten divorced.<br />[] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.<br />[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.<br />[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.<br />[] I've kept something from a past relationship.<br />[] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.<br />[] I'm bi. <br />[] I'm gay.<br />[] I've had sex.<br />[] I've had phone sex.<br />[] I've cybered.<br />[] I've had sex in public.<br />[] I've had a crush on a teacher. (Eeeeww. D: )<br />[x] I am a cuddler.<br />[] I've been kissed in the rain.<br />[x] I've hugged a stranger.(Creepy strangers, too! 8D)<br />[] I have kissed a stranger<br />[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.<br />[x] I've done something I promised mys... ]]></description>
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                <title>Achilles and the Tortoise</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 12:38:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WHOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!<br /><br />Eleven more days of school. Almost there!<br />My final paper for philosophy is due on Monday. (Insert panic here.) Yesterday, I decided to overhaul my original concept for the paper, abandon a conventional format, and write it as an allegorical children's story thing, with some heavy influence from Carroll for good measure. (MOAR PANIC.) But I think the teacher will go for it. 's long as I can get it done, I'm good.<br />So far I have... one page.<br />AWESOME.<br /><br />Anyway. I can't <i>wait</i> for summer. In the home stretch of the school year, soooo close! *impatience*<br /><br />And I DO have some artz. Bigass series involving the four horsemen and seven deadly sins/heavenly virtues. I just need to scan them. ...That'll take a while.<br /><br />ALRIGHTY. BACK TO WORK! O:<<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Excellent well, you are a fishmonger.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:45:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Your boy side<br />
<br />
<br />
[X] you love hoodies.<br />
[X] you love jeans.<br />
[X] dogs are better than cats<br />
[X] it's hilarious when people get hurt.<br />
[ ] you've played with/against boys on a team.<br />
[X] shopping is torture.<br />
[ ] sad movies suck.<br />
[ ] you own an x-box.<br />
[X] played with hotwheels cars as a kid.<br />
[ ] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.<br />
[X] you own a DS, PS2 or sega.<br />
[X] you used to be obsessed with power rangers.<br />
[ ] you watch sports on TV.<br />
[XXXXX] gory movies are cool.<br />
[X] you go to your dad for advice.<br />
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball caps.<br />
[ ] you like going to football games.<br />
[ ] you used to/do collect baseball cards.<br />
[X] baggy pants are cool to wear.<br />
[X] it's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.<br />
[X] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.<br />
[X] you love to go crazy and not care what people think.<br />
[] sports are fun.<br />
[X] talk with food in your mouth.<br />
[X] wear boxers. <br />
<br />
Total = 16 points<br />
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Your girl side<br />
<br />
[] you wear lip gloss.<br />
[] you love to shop.<br />
[] you wear eyeliner.<br />
[] you have some of the same shirts in different colors.<br />
[] you wear the color pink.<br />
[] go to your mom for advice.<br />
[] you consider cheerleading a sport<br />
[] you hate wearing the color black.<br />
[] you like hanging out at the mall.<br />
[] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.<br />
[] you like wearing jewelry.<br />
[] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.<br />
[] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.<br />
[] you don't like the movie star wars.<br />
[X] you are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. [OH GODS. MUST.. REPRESS... MEMORIES...!]<br />
[] it takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.<br />
[] you smile a lot more than you should.<br />
[] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.<br />
[] you care about what you look like.<br />
[] you like wearing dresses when you can.<br />
[] you like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.<br />
[X] you wear girl underwear.<br />
[X] used to play with dolls as little kid.<br />
[] like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.<br />
[] like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.<br />
<br />
Total = 3 points <br />
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<br />
LAWLZ.<br />
Boredom. x: Nobody's onliiiiinne. *sob* I'mma go cry in my emo corner now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Non-Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 18:15:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from <a href="http://starlitdragon.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/t/starlitdragon.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconstarlitdragon:" title="starlitdragon"/></a>'s journal. :B Boredom, woo!<br />
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<br />
<b>I. What's your character's name? </b><br />
Taber Vilason<br />
<b>II. How old is he/she? </b><br />
14<br />
<b>III. Is your OC a boy or girl? </b><br />
He's a dude.<br />
<b>IV. What's his/her race? </b><br />
Um... human. :'D Yar.<br />
<br />
<b>Appearance:<br />
I. If this character were to suddenly become part of the 3D world, and ended up in a heavily-populated area, how many stares would he/she get?</b><br />
Probably quite a few. His hair is bright red and spikey, and the old world clothing doesn't exactly scream "fitting in."<br />
<b>II. Is your character considered normal in his/her own world?</b><br />
Very much so. Like. Blending in to the point of no one really noticing him much at all normal. xD'<br />
<b>III. What would be his/her most recognizable feature(s)?</b><br />
Hair, I suppose. o_o; Granted, in the rpg game (Tales of Pirates, ya) just about everyone and their brother has that hairstyle, but nonetheless.. Hm. Well, he has this little pendant thing that he inherited from his father. Not sure why he keeps it, considering he hates that ol' bastard.<br />
<b>IV. Would you consider your OC attractive?</b><br />
...Um. No. D: Icky.<br />
<br />
<b>Personality:<br />
I. Temper?</b><br />
Juuust a bit. He's more defensive than actually having a short temper, but he still gets set off easily.<br />
<b>II. Does your character ever get depressed?</b><br />
Not really. He's pretty stubbornly optimistic. Also a morning person. Yeah, he gets on a lot of people's nerves.<br />
<b>III. Leader or Follower?</b><br />
He likes to think of himself as a leader, but he's a little too naive to make a great deal of smart decisions. >> <<<br />
<b>IV. What is the main aspect of his/her personality?</b><br />
Determination. If at first you don't suceed, try, try again 'til you get that motherfucker beat.<br />
<br />
<b>History:<br />
I. Does your OC have a family of any sort? If so, are they still alive?</b><br />
Yup. He lives with his mother, but he isn't sure where his father is, or if he's alive. Said father was absent for most, if not all, of Taber's childhood, leaving the mother to raise and support him alone. Hence the grudge against his dad. :B (Yes! Oodles of cliches galore! When will it end?!)<br />
<b>II. Is your character out on his/her own? If so, why?</b><br />
Nope, see above. He plans on joining the royal navy as soon as he comes of age, though.<br />
<b>III. Has he/she encountered any traumatizing events?</b><br />
I suppose the lack of a major father figure could be considered as such? Otherwise, not really.<br />
<b>IV. What was probably the best time in his/her life so far?</b><br />
Managing to make his mother smile when she was worried/depressed. (Everyone together now: AWWWW. :B)<br />
<br />
<b>Romance:<br />
I. Single?</b><br />
Very.<br />
<b>II. Has your OC developed any romantic relationships?</b><br />
Not particularly; he's just recently gained much of an interest in girls, but he's kept plenty busy studying and doing odd jobs to earn money and so on.<br />
<b>III. Virgin?</b><br />
Yes. Poor him. :BB<br />
<b>IV. Does your character like flirting?</b><br />
He might if he were any good at it. But he's not.<br />
<br />
<b>Symbolism:<br />
I. What animal would you associate your OC with?</b><br />
...Marmot. :B <a href="http://www.fws.gov/klamathbasinrefuges/images/gallery/marmot.jpg">[link]</a> GRAAH!<br />
<b>II. Musical Instrument?</b><br />
Umm.. harmonica? No, wait, JUG! 8D *snort*<br />
<b>III. Element?</b><br />
Uh, water, I guess. Possibly uranium. :B<br />
<b>IV. Planet?</b><br />
Mercury. No idea why.<br />
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<b>Showing the Love:<br />
I. Do you draw your character?</b><br />
Not as much as I'd like to, but I've been lazy this summer. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mad.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":x" title=":x (Mad)" /><br />
<b>II. Do you write about him/her?</b><br />
Well, me and Shel had an RP going for a little bit...<br />
<b>III. Do you use him/her in any RPGs?</b><br />
Yeah, first came up with ze character in Tales of Pirates. :B<br />
<b>IV. What other ways have you appreciated your OC?</b><br />
Comparing porqupines to his hair-do.<br />
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<b>RANDOMIZE!<br />
I. Is your character wanted for anything?</b><br />
FOR BEIN' SEXEH! ...No, no he isn't.<br />
<b>II. What are three weaknesses in him/her?</b><br />
Naivety, the resulting overestimation of his abilities, and being highly defensive<br />
<b>III. Strengths?</b><br />
Determination, loyalty, general sticktoititiveness.<br />
<b>IV. Does your OC drink or smoke (etc.)?</b><br />
Nah. Sometimes the barkeep will let him at some of the leftover dregs, but his mother gets awful mad about that.<br />
<b>V. What's o... ]]></description>
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                <title>Supah Quiz TWO!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2007 15:25:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HOLY HELL. IT'S HOT OUTSIDE. HAVE YOU NOTICED THIS FUCKERY? D<<br />
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Anyway! Boredom is everywhere, so the character quiz from <a href="http://hollinesskiss.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/o/hollinesskiss.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconhollinesskiss:" title="hollinesskiss"/></a> continues. (Ze quiz---> <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/41310415/">[link]</a> )<br />
Lalala, people: Psy, Dmitri, Fallout, Ian, Illuma, Inge<br />
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ABILITY TO WORK WITH OTHERS: <br />
Psy: He tries his best. I mean, most of the time he's painfully shy and there's, y'know, the whole psychosis thing. Yeah. <i>That.</i><br />
Dmitri: He just doesn't. He breaks too many people's noses.<br />
Fallout: See above; replace breaking noses with fire bombing.<br />
Ian: It can depend on who you are, really. But in a pinch, he can really make things work.<br />
Illuma: Despite the whole DRAMATIC LONER VIGILANTE! thing, she's insanely a people person. oo She probably wouldn't handle being a hermit well.<br />
Inge: If she must, she will tolerate others. She's just THAT friendly. >_>'<br />
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HOW SOCIABLE(LONER,ETC): <br />
Psy: Well, ya havta give him points for trying, but overall, he's one of those people who would be the resident loser of his highschool. You know the type; yes, yes, poor him.<br />
Dmitri: He's as social as he needs to be for his bosses to not outright hate him.<br />
Fallout: He could be a hermit. Period.<br />
Ian: Well, a lot of times it consists of bad pick-up lines and hitting on, given you're female, or a male he might easily mistake for a female.<br />
Illuma: Very. As said, insanely people person.<br />
Inge: LONER, ZOMG. But not lone wolf. I always thought that was a cheesey phrase. And I never understood why they suddenly turned into a canine just because they don't like people. ...Um. Anyway.<br />
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FRIENDS: names<br />
Psy: ze Titans Regiment and co. (HAHA TOO LAZY TO LIST)<br />
Dmitri: Erm, not many. There's Maggie (the grimreaper) and kinda-sorta Hades. But really, he and Hades are more just friendly aquaintences. The Easter Bunny is convinced they get along great, even though he annoys the ever loving hell out of Dmitri. :B<br />
Fallout: Eh. He kinda tends to scare everyone off. oo; Cain, to some extent, I suppose.<br />
Ian: The crew on Fey's ship, I suppose. If he doesn't annoy them to the point of getting himself killed, that is.<br />
Illuma: Oh, heavens. She's got a hoarde going, I swear; there are her gays, and then all her guy friends at the garage where she works, and then her friends that are actually GIRLS, which the bloody list goes on with them, and...<br />
Inge: Um. Well, there's Jericho and Beatrice, sorta. When they actually get along alright, anyway. She doesn't put much emphasis on her social life.<br />
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PETS: <br />
Psy: None. Although he does have that stray blood hound (he named it Roger ;O) hanging around, that he's SUPPOSED to be finding the owner of. >o> Supposed to be.<br />
Dmitri: None; he used to have some gold fish, but they died. He was sad.<br />
Fallout: Still none. He's not a very animal friendly kinda guy.<br />
Ian: Noooone.<br />
Illuma: She has an English bull terrier named Strike. :3<br />
Inge: Also not much of a pets person. u_u<br />
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LEAST FAVORITE TYPE OF PERSON: farty? stinky? cute?<br />
Psy: Obnoxious, loud, teasing, etc.<br />
Dmitri: Stuck up. That's a tad ironic if you know him, buuut...<br />
Fallout: Essentially anyone that he has to explain something to more than once. LOW TOLERANCE FOR STUPIDITY, HURR.<br />
Ian: Prudes. And mutineers. >o><br />
Illuma: Stupid/ignorant.<br />
Inge: Demonic sorts. Even though that's the obvious thing, since she's a demon hunter-person. :B<br />
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PARENTAL TYPE(PROTECTIVE,ETC): <br />
Psy: Um... crazy? oo I dunno, I still think he'd make an atrocious father. xD<br />
Dmitri: Neglectful. So sad.<br />
Fallout: Protective. Like, survivalist protective.<br />
Ian: Drunk. Veeery drunk.<br />
Illuma: Sliiiightly batshit-insane, but in a good way. :'D<br />
Inge: Um.. grumpy? Hell, I dunno.<br />
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AFFINITY WITH...: animals? trees? technology?<br />
Psy: Books. <3<br />
Dmitri: He's a workaholic. :'D<br />
Fallout: Weapons technology.<br />
Ian: The SEEEEAAAAA...!<br />
Illuma: Motorcycles, cars, mechanics in general<br />
Inge: KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES! ...Er. o_o;<br />
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FAVORITE PEOPLE: names<br />
Psy: Circ! <33 Everybody in the Regiment; Bonnie, Clint, and Mae down at the Foxhound Bar..<br />
Dmitri: Culliver. .o.<br />
Fallout: NOBODEH. (Probably Cain and Multi, actually, but he'd never admit it. :B)<br />
Ian: His crew. Aside from the guy who started the mutiny. Yeeeah.<br />
Illuma: Her friends, ze Regiment, Strike (her dog)<br />
Inge: Her brother and mother. She likes Jericho and Bea too, but she'll damn well never let on.<br />
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LEAST FAVORITE PEOPLE: names<br />
Psy: Arrow (Circ's bro... ]]></description>
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                <title>SUPAH QUIZ :0</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:56:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okays. I gots me quiz from <a href="http://hollinesskiss.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/h/o/hollinesskiss.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconhollinesskiss:" title="hollinesskiss"/></a>. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/41310415/">[link]</a> <--Ze quiz. Cuz Shel was doing it, so ZOMGS, COPYCAT TIME! :B <br />
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So, characters now. Let's see... Psy, Dmitri, Fallout, Ian, Illuma, Inge. If you don't know who they are, then you phail (not really). But yeah, I'm too lazy to explain shit to people outside of mah friends. 8D OKAYS THEN.<br />
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BASICS<br />
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FULL NAME:<br />
Psy: Daniel John Culloch. Psy is just an alias.. super-hero name... thing. Okay, yeah, it's kinda cheesey any way you put it. >><br />
Dmitri: Eh, there's a whole mess with going back through my father's father's father's names and it's fucking hard to remember... so just Dmitri. Oh, and call me Cupid and I'll stab you. :3<br />
Fallout: None of your goddamn business.<br />
Ian: Ian Skinner, 'least ways it is now.<br />
Illuma: Casey Mitchell. :3<br />
Inge: Inge Mengle. No relation to the sadist doctor. :\<br />
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MEANING: does it mean somethin in a diff language? how did you think of it?<br />
Psy: Um... my parents named me? D: No idea what it means.<br />
Dmitri: It's another form of Demitrius/Demeter. *shrug*<br />
Fallout: WHAT did I just tell you? :\ As for the alias, I'm a terrorist. That's what I do. Kinda fits, despite the slight melodrama.<br />
Ian: *shrug* Just liked it, I guess. Sounded common enough not to get picked out fer som'thin', but still memorable. ;o<br />
Illuma: Um... I don't THINK it means anything. ^^ Not that I know of..<br />
Inge: I hardly see how it's important. My parents likely had only asthetic in mind, not the meaning of the name.<br />
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NICKNAME:<br />
Psy: Psy, I guess. Or, more annoyingly, Psycho Boy. -__-;<br />
Dmitri: Cupid, Cuppiy, SpikeyHairMan. All irritating. Dx<br />
Fallout: Just have the alias, as said.<br />
Ian: Well, there was this 'un lass tha' liked callin' me Pookie 're som'in, bu' I ain't seen 'er in a while. Jus' as well, I 'sppose; she 'ad th' kinda voice tha' grated on th' ears, ye keen?<br />
Illuma: Ill, or Case, or Cat-Cat (don't ask).<br />
Inge: Don't have any, don't care to.<br />
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MEANING: how did the nickname come to be? etc etc<br />
Psy: Well, um. oo I dunno, I guess all the superhero-y people do the secret identity thing. As for the Psycho Boy thing, most everyone seems convinced that I'm demented. *twitch* Liars, all of them.<br />
Dmitri: Annoying hyenas and creeps in weird hats, that's how. ><<br />
Fallout: Haven't you been listening? Dx<br />
Ian: *shrug* Dunnae. She was a might queer, really..<br />
Illuma: Ill an' Case are just short, and Cat-Cat's from a rather, ah, embarrassing incident at a Halloween party a couple years ago. >>'<br />
Inge: N/A<br />
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AGE APPEARANCE: <br />
Psy: Erm. I dunno, I'm 16 but I've had people tell me I look older.<br />
Dmitri: The age I was when I (nearly) died, however old that was. Late twenties, I suppose. Thankfully, I don't look a few thousand years old. >_><br />
Fallout: Hard to tell with the scar tissue.<br />
Ian: Somewhere between 15 an' 50, ftw. (At least I'm being consistent? x: )<br />
Illuma: I guess I pretty much look my age, so 19.<br />
Inge: Mid to late twenties.<br />
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BIRTHDAY: <br />
Psy: December 3. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> Near Christmastime.. <3<br />
Dmitri: Hell if I remember anymore.<br />
Fallout: I can't quite recall. It's been so long since I ever celebrated it..<br />
Ian: Uh.. Sum'time in summer, Ah think. *shrug*<br />
Illuma: I don't really know, I'm afraid. Usually just go with January 1st.<br />
Inge: I don't tend to keep track of such trivial things.<br />
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ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: <br />
Psy: Um.. Pisces? Maybe it was Gemini... Honestly, I don't think I know.<br />
Dmitri: Ugh, astrology? What a load of bull. *eyeroll*<br />
Fallout: I have to agree with the Cupid pansy.<br />
Dmitri: Hey! Dx<br />
Ian: My whotnow? oo<br />
Illuma: Well, if I go with Jan. 1, then I'd be Capricorn. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/a/animesweat.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="^^;" title="Sweating a little..." /><br />
Inge: TRIVIIIAAALLL.<br />
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SPECIES: <br />
Psy: Er, human? o_o What the hell.<br />
Dmitri: Demi-god. Thing. >> Formly human.<br />
Fallout: Human, despite genetic mutations.<br />
Ian: 'uman.<br />
Illuma: Some sort of alien. :'D I got kicked off my planet as an infant (wtf, Superman?), so here I am.<br />
Inge: Human, you dolt.<br />
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GENDER: <br />
Psy: I'm a guy, thank you. >><br />
Dmitri: Male. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mad.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":x" title=":x (Mad)" /> Don't believe what the nyphms say about it!<br />
Fallout: Male.<br />
Ian: PENIS,... ]]></description>
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                <title>It's a Quiz. Fear it.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 20:14:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hokays. :B QUEEZ. OH YA. Stolen from <a href="http://crows.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/r/crows.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="crows" /></a>. Who stole it from someone else. Cuz... I dunno. Yeah, anyway, moving on now. :'D.<br />
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1. Lucy<br />
2. Psy<br />
3. Saph [Crow's/Shel's pirate-ish character. Not REALLY a pirate, but... Shut up.]<br />
4. Shard [Clancy's supah hero person. o: With icy-ness SUPAH POWAHS!]<br />
5. Cain [Shel's character. He's an unwilling villian-midget. ..What? >>]<br />
6. Keroth [Clancy's fairybo-- I mean. Hero. >> <<]<br />
7. Naught<br />
8. Cupid Stand-in/Dmitri<br />
9. Tarzan [...Not my fault. Entirely.]<br />
10. Schon<br />
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<br />
What would you do if...<br />
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1 woke you up in the middle of the night?<br />
Start smacking him with a cross. AWAY, VILE DEMON-THING!<br />
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Number 2 asked you to go out with him?<br />
Run. Run far, far away. And then vomit. :3<br />
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Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (You forgot to lock the door.)<br />
Stare in utter confusion as he runs off in terror and starts praying God for forgiveness? o_o;<br />
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4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?<br />
Be highly disturbed. And wonder when the hell Shard got a sex change. And where the hell she MET him. o_o<br />
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5 cooked you dinner?<br />
...Give him cookies. D: Cuz that would either be very cute, very disturbing, or both.<br />
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6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?<br />
Find a way to dye his wings pink. And draw a Sharpie mustache on him.<br />
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7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?<br />
I'd be jealous that he got creepyass eyes and I didn't. oo How dare he.<br />
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8 got into the hospital somehow?<br />
Point and laugh. Loudly.<br />
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9 made fun of your friends?<br />
Distract him with a banana.<br />
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10 ignored you all the time?<br />
You mean he doesn't already? O_o<br />
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<br />
What would they do under the following circumstances?<br />
<br />
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?<br />
Possibly spear them over his scary antlers. Cuz he can do that.<br />
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You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?<br />
Give me a bandaid and go off to snog his girlfriend. Cuz he's AMAZING like that.<br />
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It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?<br />
Um... A Rosary? Frankly, I don't think he'd give up his rum either. :B<br />
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You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?<br />
Freeze the house. Then realize that doesn't really help, cuz now I'm just frozen. O:<br />
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You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?<br />
Nothing. He's buried in the cookies from question 5. D:<br />
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You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?<br />
First of all: EW. EWEWEWEWEWEEEWWWWW! And Keroth's reaction: "I'm going to take a shower!" [With profuse apologies to Clancy. o_o Again.]<br />
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You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?<br />
Juggling. o_o It's the thought that counts.<br />
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You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?<br />
Offer me vodka. But then I'd be like, ew no, and he'd be like, pfft whatev biatch, and then we'd all form a conga line.<br />
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You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?<br />
Bananas. LOTS of bananas.<br />
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You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?<br />
Ignore me and run away as I pass out from lack of oxygen, cuz he was late for his mani-peti appointment as it was.<br />
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<br />
Relationship part<br />
<br />
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?<br />
He has the most amazing way of putting on his magically-mallcore-goth lipstick? o__o<br />
He wouldn't be. D: Bottom line.<br />
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2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?<br />
I'd be fucking confused as to why everyone in the Regiment is suddenly lusting after the ape man. o_O It's the bananas, isn't it?<br />
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You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?<br />
Possibly not. o_o They'll probably wonder why, if you squint and tilt your head to the side, it looks almost like he has boobs. *Shot. In the face. Twice.*<br />
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Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?<br />
I thought she was already marrying him. o_o This quiz does not stick to continuity. :B *smack'd* RIGHT! Uhm. Psy/Numbah 2 would totally be pissed at her, and they'd get into a cat fight. And Tarzan would be like, "Hey, there's plenty o' smexeh ape man to go around. ;O" And then they'd both be like, "Bitch, I ain't doin' no threesome. O<" And then...<br />
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Conga line.<br />
<br />
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?<br />
God, I hope not. o_o As if the poor little midget needs as more reason to be traumatized.<br />
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6 appears to be a player, he breaks many... ]]></description>
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