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                <title>1 &amp; 3b</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 06:45:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>adj.</i><br /><br />1. Roving, especially in search of adventure: <i>knights errant.</i><br />2. Straying from the proper course or standards: <i>errant youngsters.</i><br />3. a. Wandering outside the established limits: <i>errant lambs.</i><br />b. Aimless or irregular in motion: <i>an errant afternoon breeze.</i><br /><br />~<a class="u" href="http://errant-evermore.deviantart.com/">Errant-Evermore</a><br /><br />Feel free to follow. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Meme Gankage~</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 19:26:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stole from both <a href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/o/ioyousbook.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconioyousbook:" title="ioyousbook"/></a> and <a href="http://lorneniesart.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/o/lorneniesart.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconlorneniesart:" title="lorneniesart"/></a><br /><br />Name a character I write or have written, and I'll tell you:<br /><br />1. What initially prompted me to write/draw them.<br />2. One of their best traits.<br />3. One of their worst traits.<br />4. How easy/difficult I find it to write/draw the character.<br />5. The moment where I feel that I truly captured the character.<br />6. My plans to write/draw the character in the near future.<br /><br />and now I has a headache, so I going to go...dome something. possibly bathe. possibly sleep.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>HI GUYS HAVE A PESKY MEME</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:53:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I did this a few years ago (wow how time flies), and all things seem to go in circles and I demand something light to do with my time now that my not-light time is sucked into work, math class, praxis study, <i>Between the Tick and the Tock</i> and volunteering at the library.<br /><br /><b>The Meme</b><br />(I think *<a class="u" href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/">indutiae</a> did it first and I copied verbatim, which is why it doesn't 'read' like me? I DON'T REMEMBER.)<br />Most of you on my flist don't really know my original characters personally. Small wonder, I don't really write much for them beyond RPing, though I really should. To remedy this to some small degree and give you a small introduction to the madness, I propose this:<br /><br />Give me a bit of inspiration. A picture, a poem, a summary of a story, some words you'd like it themed on, etc. I'll write a story of whatever length I deem worthy with whichever characters come to mind for that theme. I'll even post a separate bit about the characters involved as an introduction. I'm only writing for original characters. If you're familiar with my OCs, feel free to specify which characters you'd prefer.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Mwahaha</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 10:48:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ - Choose a singer/band/group<br />- Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group<br />- Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged)<br /><br />Barenaked Ladies<br /><br />1. Are you male or female?<br />Alternative Girlfriend<br />2. Describe yourself.<br />Running Out Of Ink<br />3. What do people feel when they're around you?<br />Quality<br />4. How would you describe your previous relationship?<br />Never Do Anything<br />5. Describe your current relationship.<br />Have You Seen My Love?<br />6. Where would you want to be now?<br />Hello City<br />7. How do you feel about love?<br />I Live With It Every Day.<br />8. What's your life like?<br />Adrift<br />9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?<br />Make My Heart Fly<br />10. Say something wise.<br />Rule The World With Love<br /><br />I TAG YOU ALL. >3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>WUT</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:54:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ O YEAH I HAS ONE OF THESE. <br /><br />...<br /><br />OOPS.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>YEAR END MEME SPAM DUCK AND COVER!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:06:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yus! The memethings that I have been trying to do for forever and a day now! (Next stage? Those freaking !@(*#%^#&*%^ CONTEST PRIZES from <i>last feakin' summer</i>.)<br />
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MEME ONE!<br />
From <a href="http://ozymandiusjones.deviantart.com/journal/14410604/">this journal entry</a><br />
The first 12 people to request a spot on this list get featured! I will go through your gallery and choose 3 of my favorites of your deviations to feature. The catch? You must post this offer in your journal! Spread the love!<br />
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1. <a href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/o/ioyousbook.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconioyousbook:" title="ioyousbook"/></a><br />
<a href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/art/Providence-61917078">[link]</a> . I just love this, quite a bit. I love how she is the most defined at the peak of the jump, and just the expressions and everything.<br />
<a href="http://tn1-1.pv.deviantart.com/fs17/150/f/2007/155/c/d/Novel_by_ioyousbook.jpg">[link]</a> . I KNOW HOW THIS FEELS. I think every serious writer does. Once you hit that right thing, it's always AHHHHH TIDAL WAVE WHEN DID I LOSE CONTROL OF THIS?!<br />
<a href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/art/Metaphor-56647546">[link]</a> . So much adoration for these wings, and the symbolism that I don't know all of but love like mad nonetheless. George-Robot is definatly my favorite of the bunch (unlike IRL, where my favorite is Ringo) and Dhi is such an interesting mentality. AND THE COLORS!!<br />
2. <a href="http://petsuchos-isis.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/e/petsuchos-isis.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpetsuchos-isis:" title="petsuchos-isis"/></a><br />
<a href="http://petsuchos-isis.deviantart.com/art/Listen-56799894">[link]</a> . The expressions, the expressions! CLEARLY LADY FITZ IS TELLING JOC A SECRET. <br />
<a href="http://petsuchos-isis.deviantart.com/art/Rabbis-56261389">[link]</a> . I'm sorry, this makes me LAUGH so very hard. Come on. I dare you to tell me a phrase as strange and lolsworthy as "Rabbis on teeter-totters." YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.<br />
<a href="http://petsuchos-isis.deviantart.com/art/New-Swing-Instructor-35955445">[link]</a> . Dynamics. I failz0r at them. Joc does not failz0r. Also, that looks so much like Theresa that it is almost terrifying. I am only glad that Theresa's teeth are not that sharp.<br />
3. <a href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indutiae.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconindutiae:" title="indutiae"/></a><br />
<a href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/art/The-Ol-One-Two-56584220">[link]</a> . This is solidified awesomesauce, pose wise. I want to color it, ecause I can imagine the contrasts so very easily. And I love Janus's expression. <br />
<a href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/art/Baby-We-d-Be-Goin-Far-50635754">[link]</a> . Again, Janus' expression! He looks like Alice caught him trying to do something. Alice's stockings = me want. <br />
<a href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/art/Semper-Terribilis-5-22-07-55915930">[link]</a> . Again with the Rabbi principle. "MAY A HORDE OF FLEAS INFEST YOUR PALTRY WALLET, TEACHER DRONE!" is a phrase that <a href="http://cracks.me.up">[link]</a>.<br />
4. <a href="http://traxer.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/r/traxer.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontraxer:" title="traxer"/></a><br />
<a href="http://traxer.deviantart.com/art/Kupo-Mog-Bobble-47404351">[link]</a> . This may be an inside joke that I was originally on the outside of, but this is why I have Julie to send me transcripts! Never fails to put a smile on my face. <br />
<a href="http://traxer.deviantart.com/art/Campbear-The-WWI-Pilot-Bear-59150717">[link]</a> . I like the old photo (+signature alteration!) look, and Campbear is cute. I like bears. <br />
<a href="http://traxer.deviantart.com/art/From-the-Library-Depths-63780678">[link]</a> . Creator and Created and a Fun Floaty Blue Orb. Instant +10 points. His library looks like mine.<br />
5. <a href="http://krauttrooper00.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/krauttrooper00.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkrauttrooper00:" title="krauttrooper00"/></a><br />
<a href="http://krauttrooper00.deviantart.com/art/Don-t-Do-It-50788126">[link]</a> . WUT. Just WUT. WHat kind of instruction IS that? Does it happen enough in this area that it needs set out in...stone, as it were? <br />
<a href="http://krauttrooper00.deviantart.com/art/The-Sky-So-Blue-20603971">[link]</a> . I love the contrast, and the framing effect done by the pipe. I wish I had cool places to run amuck with my camera. D: <br />
<a href="http://krauttrooper00.deviantart.com/art/Throwing-Cards-23518034">[link]</a> . I do not know where he got them, all I know is that I want them, for they are shin... ]]></description>
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                <title>I should put something here.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 13:50:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The first 12 people to request a spot on this list get featured! I will go through your gallery and choose 3 of my favorites of your deviations to feature. The catch? You must post this offer in your journal! Spread the love!<br />
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(Repeat of an old meme, since ~<a class="u" href="http://traxer.deviantart.com/">Traxer</a> did.)<br />
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1. <a href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/o/ioyousbook.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconioyousbook:" title="ioyousbook"/></a><br />
2. <a href="http://petsuchos-isis.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/e/petsuchos-isis.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconpetsuchos-isis:" title="petsuchos-isis"/></a><br />
3. <a href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indutiae.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconindutiae:" title="indutiae"/></a><br />
4. <a href="http://traxer.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/t/r/traxer.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icontraxer:" title="traxer"/></a><br />
5. <a href="http://krauttrooper00.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/krauttrooper00.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkrauttrooper00:" title="krauttrooper00"/></a><br />
<b>MEME TWO</b><br />
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Stolen from ~<a class="u" href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/">ioyousbook</a> since she linked it in her post. Heheh.<br />
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<i>Comment on this post, suggesting something--anything!--for me to tackle either in writing or art--something I don't usually do, to your knowledge. It can be anything, from theme or subject matter, to style, to structure (unusual colors, unusual linguistic tricks), to genre/form... whatever. Just give me ideas to push out the boundaries of my creativity.</i><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Invading Canada, brb!</title>
                <link>http://OzymandiusJones.deviantart.com/journal/13817896/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:31:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ We're going to Prince Edward Island. Eeee! Back the 30th!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Y HELO THAR JOURNAL</title>
                <link>http://OzymandiusJones.deviantart.com/journal/12850984/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 10:46:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Solike. I have pprizes from contest to do still. And I seem to have misplaces things. Like prize requests. Therefore. HALF  A YEAR LATER. GUYZ. PLease send me your desired prizes, and for tardyness I think you get to request any medium (Watercolor, digital, pencil, marker, ink) and any characters (within reason, obviously). SO YEAH. Fix plz so I can stop going "o snap i r luser."<br />
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<b>Runner up:</b><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/32516892/">Chach Baron</a> by ~<a class="u" href="http://ardillacheeks.deviantart.com/">ardillacheeks</a><br />
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<b>Third:</b><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35153950/">Darling Young Man</a> by *<a class="u" href="http://snarktastic.deviantart.com/">Snarktastic</a><br />
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<b>Second:</b><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35887693/">Run Run Run</a> by ~<a class="u" href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/">ioyousbook</a><br />
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<b>First:</b><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35516693/">Crimson Cowboy</a> by ~<a class="u" href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/">indutiae</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bathe me in a rainbow...[Character Rambling One]</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:06:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Randomly, I've decided to write these little journal entries, crossposted between <a>my LJ</a> and here. I shall be writing just random thoughts on my four main characters from <a href="http://smallcreep.livejournal.com"><i>Behind the Tick and the Tock</i></a>. We're going in alphabetical order, so I guess that would make Chach Baron first whether we go by first name or last name.<br />
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Chach Baron. The Punk Price of the Switchblade, unspoken Heir to the Madness. The Strong Right Hand of the Darkness. In other words: The Bad Guy.<br />
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Chach is - to put it bluntly - insane. He's Billy Idol, if Billy Idol's arrogance, charisma and attitude was added to the impulsive violence of Darth Vader. He's the kid you knew in school who would be the nastiest, most viscous bully until you called in the reinforcements - then it was on with the halo, blink the baby blues. <br />
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He's a demon in angel's form, with the demon trying to break out. And the Billy Idol thing? Merely a coincidence. I didn't know what the man looked like until a friend of mine started calling Chach "Billy Idol's Kid Brother." Yahoo was consulted, making me go thusly: "o__o". I like that coincidence, for once.<br />
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Chach started out as merely a punk. He was a yes man thug who didn't do much of anything at all. Isn't that funny? One day,  I just sat here staring at the screen - no words were coming, the mental block was about the size of a volkswagon. And next thing I know, I've typed this little thing...<i>Youll never guess what happened.<br />
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More electrical tape was wrapped around, tightening his arm to the pipe. W-w-what? <br />
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The fear was getting stronger; Chachs calmnesshed never been this quiet before, and especially not for this long. Chach used a box-cutter to neatly trim the tape, still speaking calmly.</i><br />
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"Wait. What is this?" I ask my computer. "This isn't Chach, Chach is crazy, but he's not a murderer...and he's never calm. What. Is. This?"<br />
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<i>This,</i> that little part of me I like to call the 'author' part says, <i>This is Something Big.</i> Almost like he's talking, I hear Chach.<br />
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"Just let me do his <i>one thing</i>," that voice that I created in that little-author-part says, smooth as ever.<br />
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"Dude. You're a secondary character. What are you doing?"<br />
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"Trust me. One little thing. One little, bitty, tiny thing. You let me do that, I won't <i>ever</i> be a bit player again."<br />
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I'm a writing n00b. Only been bothering to try for the last five years. But I can most of the time tell when I should just go with where the story seems to be going - you can always edit later...<br />
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Next thing I know, another character's gone and Chach is skipping his merry way deeper and deeper into this story.<br />
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Why does he exist? To serve <i>They</i>. Why? Because <i>They</i> will give him what he wants. What's that? Smallcreep, dead. Misplaced jealousy, left to rot and spread like a disease for <i>fifteen years</i>, never told jealousy is wrong, or that - occasionally, you can't always get what you want. <br />
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His relationship with Russel is one of the things I am most proud of in this story - Chach sees the older man as a protector, someone to be protected, a brother, a rival, an enemy and a best friend, simultaniously. It's something deeper than romance, yet more shallow, platonic but closer than brothers. He could - and would - kill Russel if Russel said the wrong thing, but - at the same time - any threat to Russel will find itsself rapidly missing parts vital to living. And Russel dying would be followed almost instantly by Chach dying. His twisted form of loyalty is one of his few good traits.<br />
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He often runs the risk of spiraling out of control, running roughshod through my story. That's usually a good sign that I need to step back and play with the Squonk. So the Squonk serves his purposes, both in-story and out-of-story. He protects 'Creep.<br />
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All my characters have an artist and an era. Chach is the <i>bad</i> parts of the 80s: fast paced, selfish and spoiled. The music that best fits him <i>is</i> Billy Idol.<br />
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And that's about it for now. I may come back and edit these later. I dunno.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Meme Answers and stuff!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:34:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>The first 10 people who post in this journal will be featured. I will go though your gallery and choose three of your deviations I like most and post them in my journal for everyone to see! It's pretty much to show you off. Who doesn't want that? So, just be the first 10 to post and viola! Only catch is, you should post this in your own journal.</i><br />
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Answers! Favorites! With long ramblings on why I like them! 8D<br />
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1. <a href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/o/ioyousbook.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ioyousbook" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39981511/">[link]</a><br />
Yeah, yeah, I know it was drawn for me, but the expressions crack me up. Plus Smallcreep is the right build and everything! That's something I occasionally have problems with getting regularly. Plus Paulbot is adorable. <br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33653238/">[link]</a><br />
The World needs more happy punks. Their expressions crack me up like woah. And the Franz Ferdinand song listed there is my favorite song by them. I also especially like Billy's pants.<br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/31313309/">[link]</a><br />
It's all swoopy and stuff! And I'm a sucker for two things: Odd wardrobes, and horizon-meets-skyline pictures. John's outfit is <i>the</i> coolest thing ever. And the shading on this is so pretty. <br />
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2. <a href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indutiae.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="indutiae" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32296248/">[link]</a><br />
I love the motion in this one. And the colorings. And Janus's just plain "OK RUN GUYZ" look. i also especially like the trees. Although, Janus looks somewhat odd in bluuue.<br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/34797188/">[link]</a><br />
RUN POSSUM RUN! Again, the motion and coloring on this is just beautiful. And Sarah is so adorable! As is the possum. Who should be bookin' it a lot faster than that. I also love her dad's Boy-Scout-Socks, and her mom's freckles. ^^<br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35516693/">[link]</a><br />
*cough* Y'know, I would spazz about the in-character nature of <i>my</i> characters (especially Chach and the hair thing) but the real kicker for this one is Great Hero Janus there. Who is shaded in fashions made of win. I hope the scene directly following this event includes certain parties on certain stage of fiyah.<br />
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3. <a href="http://snarktastic.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/n/snarktastic.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="snarktastic" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/18957104/">[link]</a><br />
I like this. I can't decide whether she looks happy or sad, though. But I really like the sketchy look. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/16355570/">[link]</a><br />
SO CHEERFULISH! I love Kat's illustrator skillz. The self portrait seems to fit her almost perfectly. *notes a distinct lack of orange* *vows to try this on her own sometime*<br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35109367/">[link]</a><br />
I LOVE THIS PICTURE and I can't even really decide WHY. Except it's bright and colorful and sophisticated looking, and the font is made of winnage. As are the colors. Did I already mention the colors? Because they rock my socks. o-o<br />
4. <a href="http://petsuchos-isis.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/e/petsuchos-isis.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="petsuchos-isis" /></a>  <br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42079354/">[link]</a><br />
You can sense the frustration in this situation. AND SHE CAN DRAW DRUMS. WHAT. I thought there was a rule that NO ONE could draw those! Insane! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/no.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":no:" title="No, I disagree!" /> And the expression cracks me up, while the story half makes me snicker, half makes me shake my head at her CRAZY BANDLEADER. LAPS NOW PLZ.<br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35955445/">[link]</a><br />
Just so you know: age 18 is now the age where you can legally teach swing dancing! According to this, anyways, it doesn't seem that that's wise. RUN JOC RUN. BEFORE SHE TEACHES YOU MORE! The motion is uber. And I can so see Theresa doing this. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" /><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27143233/">[link]</a><br />
Theresa stole my hat and is flailing around with scissors. D: Cosmo looks scary, Joc's about to hit the floor, and JOEY... ]]></description>
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                <title>Meme^2</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 13:51:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>1. Pick one of my characters, any one (even if you don't know their name). You can ask any question (or multiple questions) about him/her/it.<br />
2. I will tell you the origin of his/her name.<br />
3. I will tell you random facts surrounding his/her creation.<br />
4. I will give you a random fact of his/her backstory.<br />
5. I will give you a random fact of his/her forestory.</i><br />
<br />
Apparently, NaNo kills art. But it's almost done, and art again will be forthcoming. <br />
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<i>The first 10 people who post in this journal will be featured. I will go though your gallery and choose three of your deviations I like most and post them in my journal for everyone to see! It's pretty much to show you off. Who doesn't want that? So, just be the first 10 to post and viola! Only catch is, you should post this in your own journal.</i><br />
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1. <a href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/o/ioyousbook.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ioyousbook" /></a><br />
2. <a href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indutiae.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="indutiae" /></a><br />
3. <a href="http://snarktastic.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/n/snarktastic.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="snarktastic" /></a><br />
4. <a href="http://petsuchos-isis.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/e/petsuchos-isis.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="petsuchos-isis" /></a>  <br />
5. <a href="http://ph34rth3ll4m4.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/h/ph34rth3ll4m4.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ph34rth3ll4m4" /></a><br />
6. <a href="http://imi-kagami.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imi-kagami.png" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="imi-kagami" /></a><br />
7.<br />
8.<br />
9.<br />
10.<br />
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MORE QUESTIONS PLZ. MORE COMMENTS PLZ. GIMME! 8D<br />
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[I will be picking le arts soon. ^^]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Never smile at a crocodile...</title>
                <link>http://OzymandiusJones.deviantart.com/journal/10086130/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 23:16:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The topic has nothing to do with the following journal entry. It is, instead, the song stuck in my head currently. I'm trying to dislodge it with "Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride," but thus far all that has achieved is me making my Sivoan Star Trek PBEM character be obsessed with the Hawaiian language.<br />
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<b>Past List!</b><br />
-Finish meme drawings [DONE]<br />
-Fwirl fashion contest [WIP]<br />
-Traxer's Rewair contest [DONE, awaiting updated contest]<br />
-Dirty Little Secrets meme [DONE]<br />
-Chach as Billy Idol [DONE, awaiting coloration]<br />
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<b>Current List!</b><br />
-Fwirl Fashion Contest<br />
-Contest prizes<br />
-Finish Chach-Idol<br />
-Draw Smokesound<br />
-Complete Russel Dukakis overhaul<br />
Julie Andrews as Victor...er....Victoria....er...(*plzdon'task*)<br />
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I turn 20 on Sunday. I guess that's tomorrow now. Why am I so excited and scared? It's just another birthday - I've had 19. Unlike 13, 16, 18 and 21, 20 has no greater significance attached to it, other than leaving the teenage years forever...maybe that's it, though. Maybe it's the fact that I can't fall back on the "I'm technically still a kid!" excuse...ever again...man, that's overwhelming.  Yet exciting. Basically this little section here is "Last year five non-family people knew it was my birthday. Pay attention to me." Feel free to ignore it, I'll be gleeful about this birthday again in about ten seconds.<br />
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My computer has locked me out of MS Word right now; so I haven't been working on Smallcreep like I wanted to this week. However, I did finish most of a bio for Smokesound (as mentioned above), and a VI character Shasta K. Havasu. Tomorrow, I will be phoning Microsoft and yelling at them about Word. I'm also trolling *<a class="u" href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/">ioyousbook</a>'s gallery for pictures of Bean, for more than one reason. Julie, I still dunno what you want for a prize...and same with you, Steph! Chop chop! <br />
<br />
Also! Kelso! Joc! Kraut! My MSN hates me. Plz to be messaging me at my old MSN name, only @hotmail, not @yahoo. D:<br />
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So, to recap post: Drew stuff that needs uploaded, I am drawing stuff and plotting stuff and still need ideas for other stuff, am being productive in the thoroughly incorrect areas, and am turning 20 on Sunday.<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
That last sentance was all I really thought to post when I started. Ahh, the rambling mind... ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Winners!</title>
                <link>http://OzymandiusJones.deviantart.com/journal/9989636/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2006 15:26:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ FINALLY. I = UBERFAIL at contests, apparently.<br />
<br />
But finally, the announcement you've all (or maybe a quarter >> ) been waiting for.<br />
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<b>Runner up:</b><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/32516892/">Chach Baron</a> by ~<a class="u" href="http://ardillacheeks.deviantart.com/">ardillacheeks</a><br />
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<b>Third:</b><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35153950/">Darling Young Man</a> by *<a class="u" href="http://snarktastic.deviantart.com/">Snarktastic</a><br />
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<b>Second:</b><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35887693/">Run Run Run</a> by *<a class="u" href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/">ioyousbook</a><br />
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<b>First:</b><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35516693/">Crimson Cowboy</a> by ~<a class="u" href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/">indutiae</a><br />
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Thank you all for participating, plz to be sending thine requests so that I can get started on them a whole lot faster than this got done. X_x See <a href="http://ozymandiusjones.deviantart.com/journal/8589307/">here</a> for prize details, all of which are now negotiable because I have far too much fun doing elaborate pictures to stop with just sketches. ]]></description>
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                <title>Contest: Closed.</title>
                <link>http://OzymandiusJones.deviantart.com/journal/9747876/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:13:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Aheh. Almost a month late, I hearby annocunce the contest is closed! Judging will commence, and I hope to have the victor up by Friday, no procrastination. Oy. SEE? I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN. YES.<br />
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<b>Entries:</b><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/32516892/">[link]</a> by <a href="http://ardillacheeks.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/r/ardillacheeks.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ardillacheeks" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35153950/">[link]</a> by <a href="http://snarktastic.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/n/snarktastic.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="snarktastic" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35516693/">[link]</a> by <a href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indutiae.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="indutiae" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35887693/">[link]</a> by <a href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/o/ioyousbook.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ioyousbook" /></a><br />
<br />
<b>To Do List: [Art]</b><br />
-Finish meme drawings from last post (just Julie's yet. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> )<br />
-Fwirl fashion contest<br />
-Traxer's Rewair contest<br />
-Dirty Little Secrets meme<br />
-Chach as Billy Idol<br />
<br />
<b>Other:</b><br />
<br />
This layout = ZOMZDIEPLZ. ]]></description>
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                <title>Meme</title>
                <link>http://OzymandiusJones.deviantart.com/journal/9511039/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:48:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ First ten people to comment with a request get a sketch of whatever they ask (within reason)! I did this already on mine LJ, but Fwirl rezzed it so now it's being done here. Hurry, hurray hurray! ]]></description>
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                <title>Update</title>
                <link>http://OzymandiusJones.deviantart.com/journal/9352596/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:48:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The contest closes in three days! If you have an entry, please note/post/whatever to tell me. So far the entries are:<br />
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<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/32516892/">[link]</a> by <a href="http://ardillacheeks.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/r/ardillacheeks.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ardillacheeks" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35153950/">[link]</a> by <a href="http://snarktastic.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/n/snarktastic.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="snarktastic" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35516693/">[link]</a> by <a href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indutiae.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="indutiae" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/35887693/">[link]</a> by <a href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/o/ioyousbook.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ioyousbook" /></a><br />
<br />
Rules here: <a href="http://ozymandiusjones.deviantart.com/journal/8589307/">[link]</a><br />
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<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Announcement!</title>
                <link>http://OzymandiusJones.deviantart.com/journal/9258253/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:49:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The contest's final date hath been moved to July 15th, as I haev people interested who have not got their pictures uploaded yet. That is all. :3 ]]></description>
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                <title>Hee.</title>
                <link>http://OzymandiusJones.deviantart.com/journal/9145163/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:23:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I updated the character sheets for <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/29838248/">Russel</a>, <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/29369788/">Chach</a> and <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/34861278/">The Squonk</a>. So, yeah, new info there, should anyone in the contest need it. :3 ]]></description>
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                <title>Question!</title>
                <link>http://OzymandiusJones.deviantart.com/journal/9123912/</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 08:13:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ How many of you are actually interested in joining <a href="http://ozymandiusjones.deviantart.com/journal/8589307/">The Contest</a>? The re-done deadline is still two weeks away, but if more of you are interested, I could think about extending the deadline again, but I would kinda like to know....<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Contest, yay contest! Update Three</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 20:51:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok. So. In the spirit of <a href="http://ladydragona.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/a/ladydragona.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ladydragona" /></a>, <a href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/o/ioyousbook.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ioyousbook" /></a> and <a href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indutiae.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="indutiae" /></a>, I have decided to do a contest! Yes! Of what, may you ask? Smallcreep characters, of course!<br />
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For those of you less in the know, Smallcreep is a project of mine (<a href="http://smallcreep.livejournal.com">[link]</a>). It might be steampunk, it might be alternate history, it might be Gulliver's Travels esque, in some parts.<br />
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Basically, it's about a young man (Smallcreep) who lives in a subterrainian world called Under and Up as a mechanic for a huge machine. His grandfather did something "very bad" by the standerds of They That Watch (the psuedo-government). He Ran away from his job, trying to see what else there was in the tunnels. <br />
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Because his gradda apologized for it - and came back, more importantly, spouting the lie that there ws nothing out there - he was allowed to return without badness occuring...for <i>him.</i> But someone forgot to inform the workcrew of Chach and Russel. Too young to even remember <i>when</i> Grandda ran, they take it out on his grandson none the less, in the belief that Runners are genetic.<br />
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Finally; 15 years after his grandfather ran, 'Creep has had just about enough of this, and runs himself. But what he finds is shocking; even though he knew his grandfather was lying about Nothing Changes...he didn't know he was lying <i>this much</i>...<br />
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Anywho! Now you, yes you! Can draw characters from my story, much like I have! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /><br />
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<b>Guidelines </b><br />
Keep it PG or PG13, please. That shouldn't be hard; I can't imagine anyone reading this to do anything else, really, but it's worth saying in case of rambling contest joiners. <br />
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Any medium is good; heck, I'd be pleased if someone drew characters on the sidewalk in chalk. Hee.<br />
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Character interaction is good. Characters placed in random settings are also good. <br />
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Have fun!<br />
<br />
<b>Prizes:</b><br />
<br />
First: 8.5" x 11" drawing of up to three characters, your request, full background and either water colored or color pencil colored, your preference.<br />
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Second: 8.5" x 11" two character minimal background, digitally colored.<br />
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Third: 8.5" x 11" sketch of one character, no background, digitally colored.<br />
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Runners up: I don't know if I'll even <i>get</i> enough entries to <i>have</i> runners-up. Heh. But I think a one character sketch is good....any complaints? Goood.<br />
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<i>Subjects!</i><br />
Our hero, the much put-upon-and-soon-on-the run Smallcreep<br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/28884897/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/28995335/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/29994946/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/31679162/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/29791571/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/32957584/">[link]</a><br />
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One of the two main villains, Chach Baron. Sadistic, mean, nasty and utterly insane; technically the 'muscle' of the villains.<br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/29369788/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/29791571/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/OzymandiusJones/chach.jpg">[link]</a><br />
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Russel Dukakis, the 'brains' of the villains. Hates Smallcreep due to the loss of his eye.<br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/29838248/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/OzymandiusJones/russell.jpg">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/OzymandiusJones/russelfemmefs.jpg">[link]</a><br />
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Lilywhite Lilith is a ghost; whether or not she's malicious depends on who you're talking to. May be responsible for Russel's eye; but may not be.<br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/31265178/">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/33068611/">[link]</a><br />
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Smallcreep's only friend and guide once he runs is The Squonk, a sentient oil creature. The Squonk can change from an almost-solid to an almost-liquid state, and everything inbetween...<br />
<a href="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/thealskedu/squonk.jpg">[link]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/devi... ]]></description>
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                <title>Yay!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 21:35:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yay Cosmo! Cos ( <a href="http://krauttrooper00.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/krauttrooper00.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="krauttrooper00" /></a>, everyone's favorite maybe-commie) got my 1000. <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/OzymandiusJones/Ozy1000.png">[link]</a><br />
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So I will be drawing him <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/19900636/">Dr. Eyepatch</a>, with an actual eyepatch, as per request. Yey kittehs! (Also, Dr. Eyepatch needs the Cutest Kitteh Ever award. ^^)<br />
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Thank you everyone! And stay tuned: A contest is coming up! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/number1.gif" width="35" height="31" alt=":#1:" title="#1" />! ]]></description>
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                <title>4 hits...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:56:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Four hits, people! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/excited.gif" width="23" height="19" alt=":excited:" title="OMG! I can't contain my excitement!" /> ]]></description>
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                <title>New Announcement!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:01:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 30 hits and I will have a thousand hits. After, what, almost two full years? MAN I AM A SLACKER.<br />
<br />
Anyways. Whoever gets it, do not let me down this time! >( ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Explanation</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 06:18:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sorry about yesterday's emo. I'm just...stircrazy at the moment, and I have no way to fix it, and it's manifesting itsself in odd ways. <br />
<br />
I've been so lonely the last week. I know I have friends, but...sometimes it's hard to see.<br />
<br />
In a friendship, you're supposed to share things, right? Things like hopes, dreams, fears, worries? I know this is the case, and thus I try to be a friend by <i>listening</i>. Anyone at work got a problem? They (most of the time) come to me, not because I'm necessarily helpful, but because I listen. I try to think of ways to help them, I try to encourage them, at the very least I try to make them laugh...<br />
<br />
But a friendship also has to be <i>mutual</i>. If I'm giving, then for a friendship to be truly valid, every now and then I have to be the one getting, every now and then, right?<br />
<br />
So why, when it's my turn to ramble or rant, do they leave? They find excuses to be elsewhere, to talk to other people, or to just stand there, eyes practically glazing over as they ignore almost every word I say.<br />
<br />
Or they stand there, me in the background, and talk about their parties; the fun get togethers they have...none of which I've ever been invited to.<br />
<br />
I know I'm a wildcard. I'm older than the high school kids (and some of the <i>college</i> kids!) at work, and thus I am out of their group, but I still live at home, still "can't drink" and still get rides from my mom, yet am not currently going to college. So I am out of the 'adult' group and the 'college kids' group.<br />
<br />
I moved here senior year, so it makes <i>sense</i> that these people are going to know each other, prefer to hang out with each other more than me, I know this mentally, logically, but it still hurts.<br />
<br />
With the exception of Heather and Steph, I don't think a single person (who's not a relative, anyway) in this town would miss me if I moved.<br />
<br />
I try to make up for the wallflower tendancies forced upon my extroverted personality be being uberhyper and uberfriendly online, and I think it works better online, judging by the fact that you cats listen to me better than my coworkers (especially you, Joc, and you, Kelso) but then it becomes like a popularity contest again. I want to be noticed for something more than being friendly. I know, I know without a shadow of a doubt, that I am...but I still can't make myself <i><b><u>know</u></b></i>, and thus I try to find more ways to be popular, most of which wind up backfiring as I look like a copycat or something when someone else has the same cool idea and just posts it sooner.<br />
<br />
It's <i>online</i>, it shouldn't matter, but somehow it does.<br />
<br />
I hate being lonely. It's somewhat better today, thanks to napping on the porch swing and hanging out with Theresa, but I just wanted to explain where the emo-posting-of-lyrics came from. ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>:emo:</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:58:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>Why do I have to be different to them?<br />
Just to earn the respect of a dance hall friend?<br />
We have the same old row, again and again.<br />
Why do I have to move with a crowd,<br />
Of kids that hardly notice I'm around?<br />
I have to work myself to death just to fit in...</i> ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Well, boo to you too...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2006 05:47:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, so, whoever got 905 A. didn't notice or B. didn't care. Ah, well. <br />
<br />
I'm bored. I should probably clean my room the rest of the way, or write, or something...<br />
<br />
...<br />
<br />
*makes new computer wallpaper instead* ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Kiriban announcement!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2006 17:14:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ZOMZWHUT? Two updates in one day? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wow.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":wow:" title="Wow!" /><br />
<br />
This is a Very Important Announcement! I will draw an uberspecial picture for whoever gets me hit #905. There is a reason for this number, and if you know that reason I'll give you a cookie, too. : D ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>I've been taggeth'd.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:53:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Rules : The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 (or as many as you know XD) people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours....<br />
<br />
1) I eat mustard. For the sake of mustard. : D<br />
<br />
2) I sleep with my socks on. Furthermore, I can't seem to <i>get</i> to sleep if I'm not wearing them.<br />
<br />
3) I hate scary movies, but like being scared by them at the same time. Go figure.<br />
<br />
4) I like semi-morbid, discouraging post-apocalyptic fiction, like Alas, Babylon, and distopian future stories like 1984...very odd, because then I walk around for the next few days like this: "O_O" <br />
<br />
5) Take forty-five-minute long showers whenever I can.<br />
<br />
6) I can't flirt to save my life. =\<br />
<br />
6 people who should do this are:<br />
<br />
<a href="http://frostblade.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/f/r/frostblade.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="frostblade" /></a> <a href="http://petsuchos-isis.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/p/e/petsuchos-isis.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="petsuchos-isis" /></a> <a href="http://ioyousbook.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/o/ioyousbook.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="ioyousbook" /></a> <a href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/n/indutiae.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="indutiae" /></a> <a href="http://krauttrooper00.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/r/krauttrooper00.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="krauttrooper00" /></a> and <a href="http://snarktastic.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/n/snarktastic.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="snarktastic" /></a><br />
<br />
Also also. M. Night Shamalama is disappointing me. I saw "Signs" last night, and while it was INFINETLY BETTER than "The Village," (mostly because it didn't go "OMZ TWIST ENDI - o oops twist broke the movie, >>" It still...yeah. I hate ten-minute-endings. It was far too...I dunno, quick? They spent all this time invading and then just...that? Joachim Pheonix was much more amusing, as well. Although I was reminded why I am not a huge Mel Gibson fan....I am hoping "The Sixth Sense" is better. ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Erk.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 18:54:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Directed mainly at Kelso and Joc and Kat: The storm's over, it wasn't all that intimidating, but it was big enough that it could have knocked out the power, hence the quick exit. PA thunderstorms rove in bands, much like wolves, so the messengers are done for the night to avoid repeats of the "HIBAINOWDEATHSTORMAPPROACHING" exits.<br />
<br />
See all you guys tomorrow. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" /> Kelso, <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> Joc...seeya, Kat! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Eep.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2006 22:39:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Bugs. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cry.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":'(" title="Crying" /> ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>ARGH</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2006 22:13:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's stuck.<br />
<br />
<i>Try to remember the fifth of November, gunpowder, treason and plot, I see no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot...</i> ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>My ears have died and gone to heaven....</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:01:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I never realized that I am a Chopin junkie. But I am. And was jonesing (mehehe) unaware until now. Mmmmm.... ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>:D</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 18:25:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ DJLWABINSOMAAHFHGHW DAY TOMORROW. ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Well.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:18:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>Book of Love<br />
Kelvan O'Shaugnessy is a school janitor with a deadly secret. Toby Mayweather is the boy Kelvan's charged to protect. Clarisse is the girl Toby's madly in love with. Steph's the girl trying to figure out every little secret about the strange janitor. And Jimmy the Pooka is Clarisse's not so imaginary friend, trying desperately to destroy everything Kelvan's ever worked for. Watch Kelvan to see an Aughisky well on his way to a nervous breakdown! Examples:<br />
[link] , [link] . Will eventually have an LJ of its own. Possibly. </i><br />
<br />
Name change alert! "Book of Love" is now known as "18th and Fairfax." And it has an LJ. <a href="http://18thandfairfax.livejournal.com/profile">[link]</a> <br />
<br />
My second-priority project right now. Smallcreep ( <a href="http://smallcreep.livejournal.com/profile">[link]</a> ) should be updated in the next few days, too. <br />
<br />
WOW I AM PRODUCTIVE. ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Fun With Projects</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2006 09:01:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Alright. Project listing teim! <br />
<br />
<b>Smallcreep</b><br />
My current obsession, the story of a young man living his life as a pariah for something his grandfather did, and his subsequent rebellion. Could possibly be called Steampunk, could possibly be referred to as a modern (or postmodern? Alternate history? Who knows!) Gulliver's Travels. May or may not eventually feature a Squonk, a Lamia and a Very Important Quest. Examples: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28995335/">[link]</a> , <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/29369788/">[link]</a> , <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/29369550/">[link]</a> , <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28884897/,">[link]</a> and <a href="http://smallcreep.livejournal.com">[link]</a><br />
<b>Nightmare</b><br />
My other biggest writing project, an Alternate Past series of stories for The Who, werein John Entwistle is a force for Great Good in the universe and will eventually be this superhero type fellow (sans spandex or funky costuming, plus sword), even though it's only at one story thus far. Example:<br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/23846275/">[link]</a><br />
<b>Calico Skies</b> <br />
An alternate future! The year is 2394, and the entire world is at war. The main weaponry? Clones.  Not mass produced soldiers, no, but clones of the greatest minds in warfare, Napoleon, Churchill and the likes. The major countries all have their tacticians...but what about the un-major? Who fights for the little guys? What will happen when one mad scientist, and one overworked president of the Only Free Country On Earth get their hands on some...very unfightworthy DNA? Only a revolution...<i>Long before all of us crazy soldiers who were born under calico skies, may we never be called to handle all the weapons of war we dispise...</i>[not started yet, but something I am madly looking forward to starting. May be a summer project.]<br />
<b>Book of Love</b><br />
Kelvan O'Shaugnessy is a school janitor with a deadly secret. Toby Mayweather is the boy Kelvan's charged to protect. Clarisse is the girl Toby's madly in love with. Steph's the girl trying to figure out every little secret about the strange janitor. And Jimmy the Pooka is Clarisse's not so imaginary friend, trying desperately to destroy everything Kelvan's ever worked for. Watch Kelvan to see an Aughisky well on his way to a nervous breakdown! Examples:<br />
<a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/29196481/">[link]</a> , <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/29326570/">[link]</a> . Will eventually have an LJ of its own. Possibly. <br />
<b>Luck be a Lady</b><br />
Alternate past again, this time involving the roaring twenties, crime families, and legendary creatures. Mostly an excuse to have fedora'd gryphons. [not started yet] ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Bleaaah.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 23:30:13 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So...writer's block, art block both equal dead...but so does my free time. I can't win! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><br />
<br />
Did some LJ stuffs. Join oc_art100 for Smallcreep, (<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/oc_art100/profile">[link]</a>) and 100_original  (<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/100_original/profile">[link]</a>) for Kelvan and the others from Book of Love...hopefully this will keep the muses happy. They seem to like attention. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shrug.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":shrug:" title="Shrug" /><br />
<br />
Also. I wish to draw a parade, but not on my own. Anyone looking for collabo work for a certain person? <br />
<br />
Also also. I have draw JocJoc fanart <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />, multiple Sfe pieces, a few for teh sister, and RoboBeatles. This leaves...*checks list* the grand and great Booker, and one miss Julies....fear with great fear!<br />
<br />
Kbed.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":hug:" title="Hug" /> to all. ]]></description>
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                <title>DO THIS. HELP ME SLAY WRITER'S BLOCK.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 22:28:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>Stolen from SomeoneOnLJ (~<a class="u" href="http://indutiae.deviantart.com/">indutiae</a>, actually)</i><br />
<br />
<b>ANSWER THIS OR PERISH! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":evillaugh:" title="EVIL Laughter!" /></b><br />
<br />
Most of you on my flist don't really know my original characters personally. Small wonder, I don't really write much for them beyond RPing, though I really should. To remedy this to some small degree and give you a small introduction to the madness, I propose this:<br />
<br />
Give me a bit of inspiration. A picture, a poem, a summary of a story, some words you'd like it themed on, etc. I'll write a fic of whatever length I deem worthy with whichever characters come to mind for that theme. I'll even post a separate bit about the characters involved as an introduction. I'm only writing for original characters. If you're familiar with my OCs, feel free to specify which characters you'd prefer. ]]></description>
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                <title>Stolen from the Friendly Neighborhood Commie</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2005 15:42:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. I'll respond with something random about you.<br />
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.<br />
3. I'll pick a flavour of jello to wrestle with you in.<br />
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.<br />
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.<br />
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.<br />
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.<br />
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written. ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Axe man....</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:42:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ K, so...I deleted half of my gallery, because I'm going to re-scan much of it...not that anyone really notices that. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br />
<br />
I'm trying to decide what to draw sometime soon...I need to get Keefers and Pete's pictures done, but they're not cooperating. And the image of Roger as an anthro lion will not leave my head...>.> ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Hello, again</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 22:28:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey. I updated things. My DevID is going to get me slain.<br />
<br />
Plz don't kill me Joc...<br />
<br />
Also. Why did I upload Boris? Because I wanted to. Yay for me.<br />
<br />
Update + 1:27 = HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Um. Right. Heh.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2005 08:34:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I do have one of these thingies, don't I? Well. Right.<br />
<br />
*awkward silnce. Crickets chirping.*<br />
<br />
I'll...just run along now. ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Wow...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 21:57:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Erm. Last journal entry: June 10th.  That's sad. I have since had a job,  quit a job, and started college, about  to (possibly) start a new job. And I  have a scanner now, so Fear Me!  Bwahahah!!!! ]]></description>
                <author>~OzymandiusJones</author>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2004 08:09:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I am new. I'm also setting this  up as I am supposed to be doing "Career  research" online. Only one day to go  before graduation...I feel like my  brain is going to melt! Tommorrow, I'm  going to  <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sleepy.gif" width="15" height="30" alt=":sleepy:" title="Sleepy" />   all afternoon! ]]></description>
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