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i'm gonna try drawing a lot more this summer, especially since i applied for a Draw/Paint/Design class for next school year. i actually have some ideas to draw, since i've been pretty obsessed with Rock Band (which by the way, is a ridiculously awesome game), and i've started drawing random characters with band instruments. the drum one is going to be a bitch though. but yeah i've also been busy playing real guitar, and i'm really trying hard to write some songs/lyrics. not very successful so far. oh, some of the "brothers" in my youth group decided to bring me into their band, so technically i'm in a band now. i may be busy with that too.

Also, for next school year, i'll be taking two Advanced Placement classes, AP Biology and AP Human Geography, as well as Pre-Calculus/Trigonometry. i've figured out that i'll be insanely busy next year; so busy that i'm considering dropping my piano lessons when school starts back up. after about eight years...

I'm pretty sure you're sick of reading my lame excuses for not doing anything dA related, so... "Diary Time"

--

Well, I've been in a youth group, Youth For Christ, since October 2008. I've had the pleasure of being in the Music Ministry for the camp in May, playing guitar. It was freaking awesome, and was one of the best camps we've had. We're also going to have a nationwide conference in Chicago at the end of July, and it'll be my first conference. BUT I NEED MONEYS

I also got the new Green Day album, 21st Century Breakdown, on the day it came out (that was also the weekend of the camp mentioned above). It sounded more like classic rock than punk rock at first, but it's actually a really awesome album. The songs are really epic, and three of them are going to be up for download on Rock Band really soon!! So excited. Also, the music video for "21 Guns" is gonna be out on the 21st (tomorrow), so also excited. I love Green Day.

so yeah, that's all for now. i'll upload whenever i feel like it.
btw, if you have an Xbox Live Gamertag, you should play me in Halo 3 or Rock Band 2. hit me up on my brother's Gamertag, Twiztid Pinoy.

laters.
- Bern.

PS: thanks to all those that faved my works or watched me. i'd get back to all of you guys, but the message box is slowly piling up... again, thanks.

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/23737570/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/23737570/ Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:44:44 PDT i've decided to update here instead.

first off, let's start with current events. not the ones in the newspaper, the one's about me, and life. here we go.\

so for sophomore students in Washington state high schools, we're taking a "little" test called the Washington State Assessment of Learning, aka the WASL. which is a bitch. it's a standardized test. and this week we're doing the reading and writing part. it's easy, but it's so damn time consuming. i don't like it, and i don't know a single washington state student that likes it.

other stuff going on in life. well. we have this project where i have to research about a health/science related job, and perform a job shadow. i picked orthodontist, and i had my job shadow, which went off pretty good. yay!

more stuff... well, i'm still playing guitar. i'm currently learning pieces of Canon Rock by JerryC (you should youtube it for the beastly shredding) and i can do the chorus. and i pretty much learned the My Chemical Romance cover of Desolation Row (originally by Bob Dylan) by ear. They did it for the Watchmen movie (which i have not seen yet, i want to). and yeah Xbox 360 achievements waste my time.

oh and i have a slight problem in my love life. ahahahahaha. lulz anyway so i like this girl (duh) and it just so happens she's like one of my best friends. the thing is i don't want to tell her, and anyways, i don't make it obvious that i like her. so yeah. there's my love life for now.

anyway. here are my plans for stuff that i'm probably not going to update for a while.

I have not forgotten about True Confessions. I plan to finish it (even though i really don't want to at all), and i'll (hopefully) post it soon. then I plan to re-upload the chapters on my new account, but here's a catch: i'm pretty much rewriting the whole thing, so i can make it better, and fix things i didn't like from the original.

so if i haven't uploaded any of this by summer, then i have officially left dA (unless otherwise noted).

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/23424918/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/23424918/ Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:10:54 PST DO NOT READ IF YOU HATE SPOILERS OR DEAD PEOPLE.
however if you want another reason to hate him, carry on.




SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS
fucking kishimoto. you've almost made me despise you before. i've tried so hard to keep my hopes up for you. now i have a valid reason to hate you. please say it ain't so. she's not dead. she better not be fucking dead. yes she did tell him that she loved him, but did she have to say it just before she died? come on. really what the fuck. now i really don't want to finish my lame story, now that she's fucking dead. gad.

spoilers end here.

oh by the way, you should re-watch me at for newer stuff. if i get around to newer stuff...

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/22128190/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/22128190/ Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:53:38 PST now that i'm on winter break, i finally have free time. the last few weeks were pretty messed up (in terms of school), since i had a group project worth 300 points in each class (that's 900 points total) due a couple weeks ago. it's been stressing me out, and now that it's over with, i'm content. i got a freakin B- on it. whatever.
anyway, if you do still pay attention to me, and have not given up hope, then i'll be pleased to inform you that i'm moving. no not away from my home, from my dA page here. i am disliking this username (it was a stupid idea, really, who's heard of a paranoid demon? wtf), and i realized my page is full of random crap. anyway, so i've made a new account at ThisIsCaboose so if you really do watch me, you'd watch that username since it is also me. also i'll be uploading my newer stuff, and re-uploading various things from here over at that page.

happy holidays. happy new year.
-Brendell (ThisIsCaboose)


EDIT: crap. finals next week, so yeah, absolutely no time to do shit. by the way, i'll still be checking this page from time to time, but i'm not uploading new stuff here. meh. laterz.

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i don't have time for this anymore.

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/19799374/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/19799374/ Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:19:48 PDT
anyway, i've been thinking a little bit for some time... and well, i might want to take a break from dA for a little while. reasons (or excuses if you wanna call it that) are:
1) i have not been active and consistent with my work.
2) i've kinda lost my inspiration spark. or well, it's gone off to different things.
3) i get sidetracked easily.
4) if you haven't figured out yet, well i am a guitarist, and i spend a lot of my day on my guitar. also i have started writing songs, but i've decided not to post the lyrics here.
5) i am seeking to join a band, so that may lead me away from dA. a friend of mine wanted me to audition for their band.
6) i play a lot of video games. no comment.
7) as you can tell, i have a busy life. or so i think.

well yeah. i barely find time to work on my art/writing, so sorry. i'll still be updating when i finish some stuff. but don't take this as me permanently leaving. i'll still be around, just don't expect a lot from me. sorry about this...

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/19114465/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/19114465/ Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:04:25 PDT
in other news, i'd like to complain how FREAKING HOT it is. yes it is finally summer, for where i live. two weeks ago it was still moderately cloudy, and was supposedly the coldest june for the area (like in the mid-50s), and now it's in the freaking 80s. yay for the summer heat (well not really since it's too hot).

- brendell

PS: [link] to previous journal concerning delays in work. if you're interested.

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/18882189/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/18882189/ Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:21:20 PDT 1) i have freaking writer's/artist's block.
2) i'm pissed that i still have a week of school left when most people are already out.
3) after i get out of school, i have a small roadtrip to Winthrop, WA with family and friends. that was hella fun. i did some crazy shit there. ^^
4) whenever i'm on the computer, it's almost always for homework, getting songs on my iPod, or looking up guitar tabs to practice.
5) the above statement shows how easily sidetracked i can be on the internet.
6) i am heavily addicted to Xbox 360 as of late, especially after school. i'm almost always playing Rock Band, Guitar Hero III, or Halo 3. (Twiztid Pinoy is my brother's Gamertag, and i play on it, so hit me up if you wanna play me.)
7) i don't know the password to my computer account, so i have to wait for my parents to come home and log me in. i am very annoyed by this, but otherwise i'd be on the computer 24/7.
8) okay, i'll have to admit i've been lazy with my work.
yes. i'm sorry. but i have been very un-inspired lately (so help me think of good ideas), and also Naruto (the manga) has been super confusing/stupid. so yeah, i'm probably putting my work on hold for a few weeks. anyway, like i mentioned before, i have a week of school left, so more chance for me to do stuff (and hopefully become inspired and not get distracted). yes i have a busy and complicated life. wow.

sorry if there's any trouble.
- brendell

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/18402570/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/18402570/ Mon, 19 May 2008 16:35:16 PDT
My Chemical Romance.

yeah. i just said that. and i don't fucking care you if hate them. it's your own opinion on them, and it that's just different from my opinion. Because my opinion is that they ROCK. anyway it's going to be based on the concepts behind the albums of "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love" and "Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge". i actually have the first chapter (well introduction really) uploaded, so yeah, if you like MCR, then you should check it out.

toodles.
- bern

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Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band

Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:
My Chemical Romance

Are you male or female:
You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison

Describe yourself:
Teenagers
well duh.

How do some people feel about you:
It’s Not A Fashion Statement, It’s A Deathwish
surrree.

How do you feel about yourself:
I’m Not Okay (I Promise)
I mean it, I'm OKAY!! (trust me)

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:
Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough For The Two Of Us

Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:
Demolition Lovers
well i'm single right now.

Describe where you want to be:
Early Sunsets Over Monroeville

Describe what you want to be:
I Never Told You What I Do For A Living

Describe how you live:
This Is The Best Day Ever

Describe how you love:
Romance
well isn't that one obvious?

Share a few words of wisdom:
Give ‘Em Hell Kid
lol if you know what the song's meaning is.

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/17855926/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/17855926/ Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:19:15 PDT
anyway, as for dA, i come back, and i have a shitload of messages and deviations to look over. apparently, while on the cruise ship, i didn't draw much do to homework, but i had a drawing done during one night. it'll be up soon, maybe today or tomorrow. and i also finished an illustrator thingy today at school, but it's still a (name).ai right now. so yeah, i'm back.

EDIT: oh yeah forgot to mention, but before vacation, i picked up a certain manga. called Death Note. you may have heard of it before... (yes i have boarded the death note train as well) and i think it is already pretty awesome from reading just one volume. the ending of vol. 1 was crazy too.

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/17705609/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/17705609/ Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:36:04 PDT
]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/17533018/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/17533018/ Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:34:23 PDT [link] that contains the survey on my oc's. not much else to comment about. except that i'm really dreading national history day tomorrow. i know me and my partner aren't advancing to state for sure. it's really gonna suck since i'm going to be in an foreign place (to me) from 8am to 4pm. SUCKS. but friday i get to sleep over at my friend's house and go to Cherry Blossom Festival (an event held by all of the high school's Japan clubs in my school district) sadly i'm not in japan club. i get to take spanish next year. so yeah. story of my life.

cheers
- bern

P.S.: well i have a SasuSaku fanfic that i'm working on. right now, i plan to have 3 parts to it; before shippuden, Shippuden, and after. the part before shippuden seems uneccessary, but it's supposedly during the same timeline as True Confessions (currently). well what should i do?
also, i've had the name of this fanfic written down in a previous journal. anyone wanna guess?

P.P.S: (3/27/08) well, national history day was pretty fun. no joke. i had a blast with people cause we were just screwing around playing cards and shit. hella fun. anyway, me and my buddy didn't advance. haha. but other people in my class did (they're going to state) and i'm glad for them. yay! but it also kinda sucked, because the whole schedule was really delayed and i wasn't judge till like a half hour than i was supposed to. so yeah. toodles.

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/17531546/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/17531546/ Wed, 26 Mar 2008 19:41:28 PDT
so yeah, to make up for that (hopefully), i have decided to take a survey from concerning my oc's. here ya go.

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions

Characters Chosen:
1. Yamamoto Kotomi
2. Zenshin

(before shippuden)

How Old Are You?
Kotomi: i'm 16.
Zenshin: damn i forgot how old i am. wasn't it 26? whatever!

Height?
Kotomi: 5'4"
Zenshin: 5'6"

You Got Any Bad Habits?
Kotomi: hm. no. but Zenshin-sama does.
Zenshin. aww, come on baby, don't be like that.
Kotomi: exactly.
Zenshin.

You a virgin?
Kotomi: fuck you.
Zenshin: heheheheheheh.... no.

Who's your Mate?
Kotomi: well. there is a guy... that i... whatever.
Zenshin: don't you mean Ishimaru? oh and i don't have a mate. i'ma pimp.
Kotomi: screw you Zenshin-sama.

Have Any Kids?
Kotomi: wtf no.
Zenshin: who knows, maybe.

Favorite Food?
Kotomi: i like watermelon. and strawberries.
Zenshin: LEMONS.

Favourite Ice Cream flavour?
Kotomi: definitely strawberry. with the chunks.
Zenshin: LEMON GELATI

Killed anyone?
Kotomi: for missions. i just kill whoever i'm supposed to kill.
Zenshin: oh yeah. really who hasn't?

Hate anyone?
Kotomi: fucking Zenshin-sama.
Zenshin: i HATE a lot of people

Any Secrets?
Kotomi: O////O no.
Zenshin: i see dead people. because i killed 'em!!

Love Anyone?
Kotomi: umm... whatever...
Zenshin: I love dead people.

TACOS?
Kotomi: wtf.
Zenshin: are they pink?

Ever slept in all day?
Kotomi: yeah. a couple times.
Zenshin: using my eyes hurts a lot, so yeah.

Eye Color(s)?
Kotomi: a deep purple.
Zenshin: most of the time, it's blood red.

Hair Color(s)?
Kotomi: Blue.
Zenshin: the blackness of death.

Skin?
Kotomi: normal? i guess.
Zenshin: i'm a pale motherfucker.

Shoe Size?
Kotomi: does it matter?
Zenshin: heheheheh why do you want to know?

Fat/Average/Slim?
Both: average.

Rain, sunshine?
Both: rain.

Pool, Beach?
Kotomi: doesn't matter.
Zenshin: is there blood?

Camping, staying home?
Kotomi: neither.
Zenshin: how bout pimpin?

Dog, Cat?
Kotomi: cats are fast and swift.
Zenshin: i like bitches.

Believe in aliens?
Kotomi: i don't have time for that kind of crap
Zenshin: are you an alien? cause you're out of this world.

Natural Born, or Clone?
both: naturale.

Teeth?
Kotomi: ok whatever. they're fine.
Zenshin:

Car or Ship?
both: what're those?

Ever destroyed something out of Blind Rage?
Kotomi: hey, i may be angsty, but i'm not like that.
Zenshin: ohhh yes.... actually a few someones....

Any Unusual Things about you?
Kotomi: no.
Zenshin: i pitch a tent every few hours. ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/17278729/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/17278729/ Mon, 10 Mar 2008 21:05:55 PDT
apparently, i had a really unpredictable cliffhanger at the end of chapter 4. now, i am faced with the choice of squelching whoever i please. sadly, i'm currently writing a crazy plot twist from that cliffhanger, and i'll just let you guys know it's not a happy one. however, i feel like i should make a "happy version" just to satisfy you guys. and so you won't be like "NO YOU DIDN'T JUST KILL (insert name here)?! YOU'RE MEAN!!!" or whatnot. also, the sad version is crazy enough to make both Sasuke go cursed-shit and Naruto go Kyuubi-shit at the same time. and that sucks for Zenshin. yes it could be that crazy. (did that give something away?)

so in a nutshell, the plot twist is really crazy, but saddening. this is the one i'm aiming for, although i really dont' want to because it's not happy. my other option is to make two versions, just so it won't make you guys all depressed and emo about what i did to who.

please help me decide who to kill i mean what to do.
the emo plot twist, or chapter 5a/5b?
let me know. because i'm stuck.

cheers.
- bern

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/17156911/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/17156911/ Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:07:08 PST
as for other news:

FRIDAY
well i played Guitar Hero II on my shitty PS2 graphics, and somehow, i managed to 5-star Jordan on Expert. WOW. and i went to my best buddy's house and played halo. some guy was being racist on xbox live and told my halo party to "go back to manila." what a fucker.

SATURDAY
nothing much happened. except i got a new guitar!! not a guitar hero controller, a real GUITAR!!! it is an Alpine White Epiphone G-400 SG. I absolutely love it. especially since it has a toggle switch and now i can go play Jordan and the Bulls On Parade scratch solo on a real guitar. YAY.

SUNDAY
Went around town today. I went to Fry's (an electronics store) and played some Rock Band. I like the game, and it'd be nice to have, but it doesn't interest me that much at the moment. I already have Guitar Hero. that's enough. Then i went to Sam's Club and the Rock Band set they had there sucked. and i 5-starred Six on GHII PS2.

Fin.

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/17140736/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/17140736/ Sun, 02 Mar 2008 21:55:23 PST [ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aeropostale.
[ ] I am/was a cheerleader.
[ ] I'm pretty ditzy.
[ ] I wear pink 24/7.
[ ] My looks are very important to me.
[ ] I can’t live without my cell phone.
[ ] My hair is always straight. (i wish)
[ ] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[ ] I laugh 24/7.
[ ] I have a million friends.
[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[ ] I'll only date popular guys.
[ ] I listen to rap & pop music.
[ ] I have at least one designer bag.
[ ]My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[x] I don't have a job.
[ ] I wear lots of makeup.
[ ] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[ ] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total = 1

Emo

[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday.
[x] I write sad poetry.
[/] I play an acoustic guitar. (i play electric. and i just got an epiphone sg today!)
[x] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco. (MCR IS NOT EMO. says gerard.)
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[ ] No one understands me.
[ ] I don't talk too often.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] My fingernails are black.
[/] I have an ex I still cry over. (i still think about her sometimes.)
[ ] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[ ] I love Hot Topic.
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total = 4

Nerd

[x] I have straight A's. (does minuses count?)
[x] I wear glasses.
[/] I always do my homework and study. (i do my math at lunch.)
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[ ] Computer games = Love. (more like xbox.)
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school. ( No, I eat at my friends or my house)
[x] I always follow the rules.
[/] I'm shy around the opposite sex. (only the girl that i like.)
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes. (i'll have beer at 21.)
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[ ] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot. (manga yay)
[x] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
Total = 8

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind. (it's all a matter of opinion in the end.)
[ ] I have 0% of school spirit.
[ ] F**k you I won't do what you tell me! (Those who died, are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites! lol RATM.)
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear opposite colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[ ] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[ ] I don't give a s**t what people think of me.
[ ] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[ ] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 2

Jock

[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[ ] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 0

Comedian

[/] I'm very funny. (sometimes. it's my randomness.)
[ ] I'm always making jokes.
[ ] I interrupt cla... ]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/16903356/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/16903356/ Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:09:33 PST
-ONE SENTENCE PLOT SUMMARY (STORY SPOILERS)-
Sasuke comes back to Konoha, spies on Sakura, goes out with Sakura, leaves for a few years and kills Itachi, then he comes back, does "naughty" things with Sakura, both get involved in a war with Orochimaru, Sasuke is gonna die, Sakura found out she's pregnant, and yeah.

I have a feeling the author might have deleted it. Anyway I really liked that story and i wanted to read it again, but for some reason I don't have it favorited (maybe because I'm dumb. ) so if anyone may know of it's existence (or has it favorited), tell me.

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/16651970/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/16651970/ Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:11:09 PST
What if naruto was bitten by orochimaru instead of sasuke?
OHH NOES!!

what could possibly go wrong?

anyway this could be a future fanfic. no specific details at the time. unless someone writes this before me. or already did. i bet they did. oh well. i'll still try it out.

true confessions ch. 3 complete. (YESSS FINALLY!!! ) go check it out!
ture confessions ch. 4/sasusaku one-shot in the works

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well finals is finally over.
i think i did pretty mediocre. bleagh. whatever.
who else had finals in like the last week or so?

yup so i haven't really gotten to work on true confessions cause of finals. yup. studying for finals was a pain, and now that it's over with, i can get back to it.

oh and i have no school tomorrow. yess.

cheers.

- bern

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and also yesterday was my real b-day, and apparently i was too excited to write about it. so happy 15th to me. YAY

and i got guitar hero III (again) for xbox. with a new controller. when i just got guitar hero II for xbox during christmas. and ghIII for PS2. but my PS2 controller sucks. cause the whammy bar is broken. and i think i'm done with this part. YAY

well cheers to all. YAY

...

YAY

-bern

P.S.: YAY

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-bern

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as for visual art, i have something coming in the next week or so... its gonna be "cute".

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yeah well even though its supposed to be NaruHina, there's gonna be a bit of SasuSaku.
so here's a clipping of a (saddening) SasuSaku moment...

--
The teams left the Hokage’s office and went their own ways. As agreed, Naruto and Hinata walked together to have lunch at Ichiraku. Sakura watched the couple walk off and just couldn’t believe that Naruto had finally noticed how Hinata feels. She wondered if Sasuke would ever like her back. He hasn’t been himself lately… Maybe I should ask him out… Sasuke wasn’t too far off from the office, and so Sakura caught up with him.

“Hey Sasuke-kun, do you mind if we go out for lunch? I could probably fix something up over at your house.” She hoped that he would say yes. It would give her time to show him how much she cared for him. Sasuke shrugged.

“No.”

“But, I thought…” Sakura was bothered with his attitude. What’s wrong with him?

“Leave me alone, Sakura. If we want the mission to go smoothly, I need to go train. Besides, Naruto is getting stronger and stronger… If I need to surpass Itachi…” Sasuke’s anger was bottling up inside.

Sakura tried to find a way to ease his thoughts. “Well, can I train with you? Or at least help, I don’t know… Please…”

Sasuke was getting fed up with the girl. “I said, leave me alone. Or else. And if I were you, I’d be off training too. Damn girl…” He walked off, leaving Sakura staring at him in sorrow.

“What’s happening to you Sasuke…?”


--

yes what the hell happened to him?
here's a fun one to lighten the mood...

--

The door opened again and Kakashi came through the doorway.

“Hey everyone, sorry I’m late. I saw a nice rainbow this morning, and I wanted to follow it to the pot of gold at the end. I’m kinda broke right now anyway…”

“Sensei, you’re a crappy liar and you know it.”

“Well that’s nice to know Naruto. Keep in mind that I can see the future with my Sharingan Eye.”

“I played you in Guitar Hero the other day and you lost to me even with the Sharingan.”

“Now, Naruto, just because you can play Guitar Hero on Expert and I can only play Easy doesn’t mean you’re better than me.”

--

haha well this parallels the toonami naruto episodes at the moment...

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/15309240/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/15309240/ Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:05:15 PDT B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : Great in bed.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You love to drink
R : Fucking crazy.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.

dA name:
P - You are popular with all types of people.
A - Easy to fall in love with.
R - Fucking crazy.
A - Easy to fall in love with.
N - You like to drink.
O - Crazy
I - Great in bed.
A - Easy to fall in love with.

D - one in a million.
E - Great in bed.
M - best kisser ever.
O - Crazy
N - You like to drink.

Real name:
B - You like people.
R - Fucking crazy.
E - Great in bed.
N - You like to drink.
D - one in a million.
E - Great in bed.
L - Unbelievably great in bed.
L - Unbelievably great in bed.

Real Real name:

see above

well i am a unique crazy drunkard lover that is really good in bed... huh...

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GOOD Feedback = GOOD Story

bad, little, or no feedback = boring story (BS)

thnx

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aneway im a bit hyper as you can tell like omg i went to the capitol yesterday and i took pictures again but it was on my crappy phone camera and omg omg omg pinoy cusine for lunch and i finally went back to acme bowl to play itg yayayayay!!! and today all i did was play guitar hero II for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and omg i was 5 starring all the songs on hard and i got a new guitar for doing it yayayayayay!!!!! i'm so good at that game i even passed it on expert yayayayayayayayayayayayayayay!!!!

k done with crazy hyper sugar rush

anyway so i'm actually doing this new fanfic now which is based off my one-shot that i just posted up like 2 days ago... that story is actually better than i thought it would be (i thought it would suck compared to others ive read) so yeah look out for the first chapter in like a week maybe if i get to work on it... i'm hoping to have each chapter massively long as Fatal-Impulse's (he has really good naruhina fanfics go check em out!) oh and as i post more chapters help me with a title too so yeah have a happy june!

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/12723844/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/12723844/ Tue, 24 Apr 2007 21:31:23 PDT i've been caught up in school and life that i haven't had time to work on something reasonable to put up on dA
so please give me ideas
and if you know anyone who can give me any ideas, tell them to tell me

not even gonna get started about feedback... ok i VERY VERY VERY much ANY feedback possible

oh and since my scanner isn't exactly working well and my computer's pretty much F&%@ED up i might not be able to upload many works

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anyway what do hate about myself? i'm not being emo lol

1) I feel like my girlfriend hates me sometimes
2) I can't sleep after watching 10 minutes of any Saw movie
3) I'm too obsessed with In The Groove/StepMania/beatmania IIDX to care about other stuff
4) I can't get straight A's for s***
5) I am really hyper/random at times
6) I can't finish this...

]]> ~PARANOiA-Demon http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/11466102/ http://PARANOiA-Demon.deviantart.com/journal/11466102/ Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:16:12 PST
its snowing in our pacific northwet here
been snowing since like wednesday evening
and its still on the ground
ahh snow is fun
i'm halfway done with my igloo
yes i made an igloo
it's not done yet
i have so much snow at my house
yay
yay
yay
snow is the best
: )

i'm being dumb lol
la la la la
so f***ing bored
what's on my mind right now?
i really don't know

i'm talking to my girlfriend
she's so nice
and cute
and...
i dunno
what else
she's funny
and is annoyed by weird people
i love her
yes i do
i love her a lot
if i had a choice between her and the world
i'd choose her
because
she is my world
<3

so bored
can't think
i want some hot chocolate
i got an ipod for my birthday
it's a nano
yay
blasting music in my ears
especially dragonforce
which is painful
ouch

lol i am bored

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