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What's one of the strangest things that have ever happened to you?
Nothing suddenly comes to mind but a lot of stuff.

What kind of magazines do you read?
..Uh Woman's weekly if I'm bored.

If you could see one band in concert right now, any band, dead or alive, which would it be?
Lemon Demon?

What's really creepy?
A lot of stuff.

Name one odd item within five feet of you.
A giant syringe?

What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
NO MORE HEROES NO MORE HEROES NO MORE HEROES

Where would you like to go right now if you had enough money?
Renorenorenorenorenorenorenorenorenoreno rneorneonroneonroneronono

What should you be doing right now?
HOMEWORK but fuck that shit.

What websites do you always visit when you go online?
Subeta
Gaia
Youtube
Cracked
I-A-B
Oddee
(Webcomics)


What was the last thing you bought?
Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles. :3

What's you favorite season?
Autumn.

Does the weather affect your mood?
Nooope.

What is your zodiac sign?
Libra. SCALES.

Do you want to learn another language?
Not really.

5 things (not people) you can't live without?
Aww not people okay. MEDICATION. ..ALLIEALLIEALLIEALLIE. sorry meme I have failed you.

Do you have any siblings?
Yeah.

What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
I jove you poookie~

What's your earliest memory?
Being in Libya.

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No. God, no. Pfffffhahahahahahaha

[ONE] Has anyone told you "Forever and Always" then left?
Uuuhhh idk I forget all the shit he said to me that could of ever of been meaningful (even though none of it was lmao.)

[TWO] What is your current relationship status?
IN THE BEST RELATIONSHIP EVER.

[THREE] Where did you meet your first crush?
I don't even remember my first crush.

[FOUR] Have you ever lost a close friend?
If you mean by death/suicide/what have you then yeah, I have.
And I watched him do it, too.
Which was ...pleasant. e__e

[FIVE] Ever had a 3 some?
No. :C

[SIX] Does your crush like you?
IF SHE DOESN'T THEN SHE'S VERY GOOD AT LYING.

[SEVEN] Would your parents be mad if you were in a relationship?
yes they are because the think it's immoral/wrong/disgusting but I don't give a shit about what they think. if it makes me happy and my girlfriend happy then it's all good.

[EIGHT] When was the last time you really laughed?
Today while playing NMH -DORKLOLGHJ-

[NINE] Something's wrong first girl you turn too?
Allie.

[TEN] First guy you'd go too?
Uuhh..I don't trust any guys with shit. I mean, I'll tell 'em. But I wouldn't go straight to them. because ew dudes.

[ELEVEN] Is there anyone who doesn't like you because of something you did?
A crap load of people.

[TWELVE] Angry at anyone?
I'm always angry at someone.

[THIRTEEN] What's stopping you from getting the person you like?
Ignorance, money and a lot of water.

[FOURTEEN] When was the last time you cried really hard?
Pppffff yesterday HAW -emobutt ;n; -

[FIFTEEN] Is there anyone you would do anything for?
Yes.

[SIXTEEN] Who?
My everything, of course.

[SEVENTEEN] Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
UUUHHHHH.

[EIGHTEEN] What is your favorite song?
right now?
gorgeous blues - nmh ost ;;;

[NINETEEN] Do you like Red Bull?
nope it tastes like butts.

[TWENTY] How many people can you trust with just about everything?
2.

[TWENTY-ONE] Have you ever wished on a shooting star?
Never seen one. #SC

[TWENTY-TWO] Does the last person you held hands with mean something to you?
uuhhh I forget

[TWENTY-FOUR] Describe yourself in one word?
nauseated.

[TWENTY-FIVE] Do you have anything that belongs to your ex?
nope. c:

[TWENTY SIX] Can you honestly say you've had a sleepover with the opposite gender?
nahhh.

[TWENTY-SEVEN] Do you rebound?
..what?

[TWENTY-EIGHT] Whats your pick up line?
oh god hold on let me remember this.

I FORGOT BUT IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT HAGGIS AND BAGPIPES.


[TWENTY-NINE] What would you do if you found out the person you like was in a relationship?
...She sorta kinda already is in one with me.

[THIRTY] Do you act differently around the person you like?
I can be myself around her, so I GUESS I ACT DIFFERENTLY WITH EVERYONE ELSE bar another.

[THIRTY-ONE] Honestly, who's numbers do you have memorized?
Absolutely no-ones. BD

[THIRTY-TWO] Is it hard to make you laugh?
Dependent on my mood, really.

[THIRTY-THREE] Who was the last person to make you mad?
Mudder.

[THIRTY-FOUR] Do you think your last ex will eventually want to be with you again?
lmao no.

[THIRTY-FIVE] Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms?
Nope. :C

[THIRTY-SIX] Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?
...Not that I was aware of, no.

[THIRTY-SEVEN] Would you like to put a night on repeat, and live it forever?
1-9-09 ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/27292916/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/27292916/ Sat, 19 Sep 2009 04:00:59 PDT 2. Answer the questions, or try to.
3. TAG 3 people.

1) Coffee
2) Koi
3) Java
4) Bail
5) Tia
6) Jed
7) Telzi
8) Kaiba
9) Joey
10) Connect 4


1. What if 7(Telzi)and 4(Bail) kissed?
Oh, jeez. I don't think Telzi's even KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING. And Baiiillll idk I think she'd be a bit weirded out because uh. She's sorta kissing .. a stoner goat.


2.Where would 2(Koi) bury a treasure?

In her ribcage. Ain't no-one gonna find anything in there.~


3. 6(Jed) and 10(Connect 4) get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?
Connect 4, for sure. Angry lesbian. GRAR.


4. 1(Coffee) is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from 5(Tia). Do they help 1(Coffee)?

OH GOD AHAHA..WELL. Coffee is sortov a jerk to Tia, but uh. Tia'd hafta feel angry Jav's WRATH so I think she'd save her.

I THINK.

5. Who is stronger? 6(Jed) or 8(Kaiba)?

...idk dfghjkja ahaha KAIBA MENTALLY. AND .. WEALTH-WISE.
Actually yeah Kaiba he can lift a Yuugi one handed and Jed's a big nancy boy. c':

6. Who is 3's(Java) secret love?

IT'S COFFEE. >:I


7. Can 8(Kaiba) juggle?

.....
I have no idea but it'd be hilarious/awesome.

8. 1(Coffee) is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?

UHM. YEAH. BUT HE'D TAKE JAV WITH HIM. he's nice. <3


9. What is 5(Tia)'s biggest fear?

...I DON'T KNOW.


10. A Meteor is about to hit the planet, can 7(Telzi), 2(Koi), and 10(Connect 4) stop it?

Nope. Telzi'd pull out some pot and they'd just all sit 'n get high and junk WOO.


11. Is 9(Joey) single?

..Maybe.

13. Does 1(Coffee) wish this TAG was over?

Nah. It's amusing Julie.


14. 8(Kaiba)and 7(Telzi) are dancing to the waltz. 2(Koi) comes in and sees them dancing. 2 (Koi)'s reaction?

"....I'm sorry, what? ..What the hell?"


15. 9(Joey) and 5(Tia) go to the movies. What movie do they see?

.......I-I don't know.

16. You are attacked by 1(Coffee) 3(Java), and 9(Joey). Can you survive?

AUUHH OH GOD NO NO NO NO


17. What is 4(Bail)'s favorite color?

I'm guessing either green or pink ahahaghjk.


18.Can 7(Telzi) sing?

She thinks she can when she's high.


19. A vampire bites 2(Koi). 4(Bail) sees this, what do they do?

Panic, because then Koi'd be a vampire zombie.
..oh jesus.


20. All the OC's get into a battle Royal. Who will win?

COFFEE FOR HE'S ULTIMATE WINRAR.

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2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
- Julizzle. (AWW YEAH.)

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
- Merlot Hyena

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
- Youju. (I can enrage Nazis just by saying my name.)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
- Green Coffee

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
- Uuanieung. (......WHAT. someone try and pronounce that, man.)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
- Clark. (my mom doesn't have a middle name. D: )

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
- Black Jack. (HA. that's kind awesome actually.)

9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)
- Juruto.

10. PIRATE NAME: ( Your middle name after the word Captain)
- Captain Ann. (..)

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ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: My girlfriend.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Blunt objects.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex woman?: ...What?
4. How about of the same sex a dude?: You seem to have misunderstood my gender, meme.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: ...Probably my girlfriend, ahaha.
6. What is your pet peeve?: Persistent nagging or pushing to talk about a subject.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: Ooho, yeah, I keep grudges.


SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Clean my room.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 1pm, but I was sick.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: ...Uh.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "I did do it, it's just on my computer desk/in my room/haven't got around to printing it yet" aww yeah BD
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT. (Rest in Peace, you magnificent beard, you.)
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: I think if I worked out, I'd snap in half.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I don't use an alarm clock.


GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Whuuu?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: Both, omnomnom.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: Eww.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Nah, my GERD does that for me for free.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Yep. I'm toooo skinny.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Retardedly I enjoy spicy foods. Hurr idiot.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: Mmm, babies are delicious.


LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family/yourself/internet pictures)?: A fair few.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Female friends and girlfriend? Ahaha.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: ...Yes, of course.
4. Have you done it?: Nnnnnnooooopppppppeeee not with a guy anyways ew ew ew
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Form and Proportion (hahaha art noooo)
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: ..No but that would be hilarious.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: ..No.


GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: One.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Gametraders/EB Games/Game ahahah~
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: I WOULD GET ALLIE OVER HERE AND THEN gosh I dunno buy ridiculous stuff.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: PROBABLY.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yeah.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: UHM 2.


PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Uuuhhh.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: I DON'T KNOW.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: ~Javado
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: YEAH.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: YEP.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: ...Yep.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: ....damn.


ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Hmm..
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: what
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: I LIKE MYSELF.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Yeah.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Yeppp.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Height? :C
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Iunno.




THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?: None.
2. What religion were you raised as?: None.~
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: Human
4. Do you have your own commandments?: Nope
5. What was the last promise you broke?: I don't even know
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?: I have not prayed, so no.
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HE'S SEXY Y/Y

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25899180/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25899180/ Sun, 12 Jul 2009 12:54:13 PDT [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[x] You have been called a blond (that's because I am blond. :C )

TOTAL: 5

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody (...OH MY GOD)
[x] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math ( 8D 8D 8D )
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally (and A SLUG BY NOT ACCIDENT LOLOL)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (ALL THE TIME.)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time (TOO MANY TIMES.)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling (OH MY GOD I DO THAT ALL THE TIME.)
[ ] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means
[ ] You say “what” and “huh” a lot
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin (FGHJKDHJ FUCK YOU MEME)
TOTAL: 5

25 x 4 = 100


NOW, take your total, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Retarded


I tag YOU.

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25807663/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25807663/ Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:10:13 PDT Rule #1: If you open this you take it.
Rule #2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks.
Rule #3: Tag 25 random people.

Answer: True or False
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? Trueeeee.
Q: Been arrested? False. ):
Q: Do you like someone? True.
Q: Held a snake? True.
Q: Been suspended from school? True.
Q: Sang karaoke? False.
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? True.
Q: Laughed until you started crying? True.
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? True.
Q: Kissed in the rain? False. ):
Q: Sang in the shower? True. |D
Q: Sat on a roof top? False.
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True. >:I
Q: Broken a bone? False.
Q: Shaved your head? False.
Q: Played a prank on someone? True.
Q: Shot a gun? True.
Q: Donated Blood? True.

Last Person
1. You hung out with? Shit I don't remember.
2. You texted? Mommm.
3. You were in a car with? Dadd.
4. Went to the movies with? Uuuhhh.
5. Person you went to shop with? Dadd
6. You talked on the phone? Allieboo.
7. Made you laugh? idk.
8. You hugged? NO-ONE. >:C

Answer Truthfully
1. Sun or moon? Moon.
2. Winter or Fall? Fall.
3. Left or Right? Right.
4. Sunny or rainy? Rainy.
5. Where do you live? In a house.
6. Club or pub? Club.
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? Yepp.
8. Do you want to get married? GAY MARRIAGE FTW.
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I ... SHOVEL IT.
10. What time is it? 1:55pm
11. Are you afraid of commitment? Not at all.
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? $$$ 4 allieboo
13. Do you cook? NOT VERY WELL BUT YES.
14. Current mood? Tired/grumpy.
15. Color of underwear? Black and pink girly boxers.

In the Last 48 Hours, Have You
1. Sang? No.
2. Listened to music? Yes.
3. Danced Crazy? No.
4. Cried? No.
5. Liked someone you can't have? What no. ):


25 Firsts
1. Who was your first prom date? Lolprom.
2. Who was your first roommate? NONE.
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? idk some alcopop shit.
4. What was your first job? I WORKED IN A SWEET SHOP AT THE CASHIER WOO.
5. What was your first car? No carrrrrrr.
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? idk.
7. Who was your first grade teacher? MRS. MARSHELL OH LAWDY.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? UH UH UH Libya I think.
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? idk 10-11ish.
11. Who was your first best friend? ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS.
12. Who was your first Best Friend in high school? ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS.
13. Where was your first sleepover? In my house.
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? ~Javado
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or groomsman? None.
16. What is the first thing you did when you got up this morning? I got changed and went to Perth. :I
17. What was the first concert you went to? SOAD.
18. What was the last concert you went to? idk.
19. First tattoo or piercing? Belly Bar/Tongue piercin'.
20. First celebrity crush? Uuuuuuuuuh IDK.
21. Current celebrity crush? I dislike celebrities.
22. First crush? Uuuuhhhhhhh SHIT I DON'T KNOW EITHER.
23. Current crush? It's a secret. (hint: it's ~Javado )
24. First time you tied your shoe laces? idk 5?
Seven names you go by
1. Julie/Ju/Juju-chan/Jewels/any variation of Julie I guess.
2. Koi
3. Scottish/The Scottish/The short/The short and Scottish
4. Kaiba
5. Coffee
6. You.
7. THAT CHICK.

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. Boxers
2. Bra
3. A BLUE TSHIRT?!

Three things you want very badly at the moment:
1. ~Javado
2. Sufficiant sleep.
3. Medicine that works.

Three people who will probably fill this out:
1. idk
2.
3.

Two things you did last night:
1. TALKED ABOUT CHILDHOOD EXPERIENCES.
2. UHM. SHIT I FORGET.

Two things you ate last night:
1. Peels.
2. Moar peels.

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JINKIES.

thanks ake that was.
I needed that. lololol

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]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25465778/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25465778/ Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:54:46 PDT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPS
ARE STINGING MY FEET AND TOES
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS
ARE BITING MY LEGS AND BACK
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS
ARE SCRATCHING MY CHEST AND LIPS~

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25426644/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25426644/ Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:35:04 PDT 1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OCs Quiz (your OCs name)".
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!!

Enter Coffee, the nymphomaniac smack addict.

1. Hi! What's your real name and nickname?

"God all I know is that I'm called Coffee. Don't even think it's my real name."

2. Interesting... what's your current age?

"I'm 24 but I damn near look like like a 35 year old with AIDS."

3. What's your favourite food?

"Food? Ahhh...I haven't really been eating anything lately. Eating isn't very rewarding for me anymore. But when I do try and eat, it's hard to keep it down. So I guess my favorite food would be anything that doesn't come spewing back up."

4. And your favourite drink?

"Tequilas."

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

"Java.~"

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

"..Yeah."

7. Classic question! What's your favourite colour?

"Purple."

8. Who's your favourite author?

"Does it look like I read?"

9. Now what's your biggest fear?

"Detoxing on a jail floor. UUGHH. Or getting my balls mutilated. Ain't no guy NOT scared of that, tho."

10. Any siblings?

"Yeah, I got Jav."

11. Who's your hero?

"Still lookin' for one."

12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?

"Myself."

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

"..Depending on who my hero was, I'd say that'd be pretty sexy."

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?

"...What? I'm Atheist."

15. Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

"An astronaut, of course.~"

16. What's your worst nightmare?

"That my family won't forgive me."

17. What's your lifelong dream?

"Well first, I gotta get off this junk. Second I gotta get myself a career. Not one of those half-assed jobs you dread goin' to everyday. A real career. I gotta support my family. All I wanna do is make 'em happy, y'know?"

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

"I'd...probably piss myself 'cause I don't think I'll ever .. achieve it."

19. Okay, where's your favourite place to relax?

"Relax?"

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

" Ahhh...I won't lie. All I really do is shoot up and snort and smoke in our tiny apartment bathroom. I stay in there for hours just tweakin' out and examining things with the curiosity of a 3 year old. Shit feels good. Like an orgasm. Maybe better."

21. We're done! Now tag whoever you want. DO IT!
everyone.

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Coffeee: TAKLE YA HAND AND SKIP THE NAMES
Coffeee: ...
Coffeee: TAKE
Javado: NO NEED HERE FOR THE SILLY GAMES
Coffeee: MAKE OUR WAY THROUGH THE SMOKE AND CROWD
Javado: ...THE CLUB IS THE SKY AND I'M ON YOUR CLOUD
Coffeee: MOVE IN CLOSE AS THE LAYZAZ FLY
Javado: OUR BODIES TOUCH AND THE ANGELS CRY
Coffeee: LEAVE THIS PLACE GO BACK TO YOURS, OUR LIPS FIRST TOUCH OUTSIDE YA DOOR
Javado: THE WHOLE NIGHT WHAT WE'VE GOT IN STORE, WHISPER IN MY EAR THAT YOU WANT SOME MORE
Coffeee: AND I..JIZZ IN MY PANTS.
Javado highfives
Coffeee miss faceplant
Javado sdjksh
Coffeee: IT'S TRUE THIS NEVER HAPPENS YOU CAN TAKE MY WORD
Coffeee: I MUST APOLOGISE THAT'S JUST ABSURD
Javado: I WON'T APOLOGIZE THAT'S JUST ABSURD
Javado: ..
Javado: ok you sing
Javado: while i comment
Coffeee: IT'S MAINLY YOUR FAULT FOR THE WAY THAT YOU DANC-
Coffeee: okay
Coffeee: E
Coffeee: AND I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Coffeee: DON'T TELL YOUR FRIENDS OR I'LL SAY YOU'RE A SLUT
Coffeee: PLUS IF YOUR FAULT YOU WERE RUBBING MY BUTT
Coffeee: I'VE VERY SENSITIVE SOME WOULD SAY THAT'S A PLUS NOW I'LL GO HOME AND CHANGE
Coffeee: I NEED A FEW THINGS FROM THE GROCERIES
Coffeee: DO THINKGS ALONE NOW MOSTILY
Coffeee: LEFT ME HEARTBROKEN NOT LOOKIN FOR LOVE
Coffeee: SURPRISE IN MY EYES AS I LOOKED ABOVE
Coffeee: THE CHECKOUT COUNTER AND I SAW A FACE
Coffeee: MY HEART STOOD STILL SO DID TIME AND SPACE
Coffeee: and idk what he says there
Coffeee: NEVER FELT THAT I COULD FEEL REAL AGAIN
Coffeee: BUT THE LOOK IN HER EYES SAID I NEED A FRIEND
Coffeee: SHE TURNED TO ME AND THEN SHE SAID IT
Coffeee: LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND ASKED CASH OF CREDIT
Javado: AND I
Javado: JIZZED
Javado: IN
Javado: MY
Javado: PANTS
Coffeee: IT
Coffeee: ...
Coffeee: 'S PERFECTLY NORMAL NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Coffeee: NOW WE'RE GONNA NEED A CLEANUP ON EILSE THREE
Coffeee: AND NOW I'M POSED IN AN AWKWARD STANCE BECAUSE I
Javado: JIZZED
Javado: IN
Coffeee: or is it eisle idk.
Javado: MY PANTS
Javado: aisle
Coffeee: TO BE FAIR YOU WERE FLIRTING A LOT
Coffeee: AND THE WAY YOUR BAG(?) HANGS GETS ME BOTHERED AND HOT
Javado: i think it's bag cans
Coffeee: oh.
Coffeee: THAT MAKES MORE SENSE ;n;
Javado: lmao i thought it was that at first though
Coffeee: please stop acting like yer not impressed
Coffeee: one more thing I'm gonna pay by check
Coffeee: LAST WEEK
Coffeee: I SAWR A FILM
Coffeee: AS I RECALL IT WAS A HORROR FILM
Coffeee: WALKED OUTSIDE INTO THE RAIN
Coffeee: CHECKED MY PHONE AND SAW YOU RANGD AND I
Javado: JIZZED
Javado: IN MY
Javado: PANTS
Coffeee: SPEEDING DOWN THE STREET AS THE RED LIGHTS FLASH
Coffeee: NEED TO GET AWAY NEED TO MAKE A DASH
Coffeee: A SONG COMES ON THAT REMINDS ME OF YOU AND I
Javado: JIZZED
Javado: IN MY
Javado: PANTS
Coffeee: THE NEXT DAY
Coffeee: MY ALARM GOES OFF
Javado: AND I
Javado: JIZZ
Javado: IN
Javado: MY
Javado: PANTS
Coffeee: OPEN MY WINDOW AND A BREEZE ROLLS IN
Javado: AND I JIZZ
Javado: IN MY
Javado: PANTS
Coffeee: WHEN BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD AT THE END OF SIXTH SENSE
Javado: I JIZZED
Javado: IN
Javado: MY PANT
Javado: S
Coffeee: I JUST ATE A GRAPE
Javado: AND I
Javado: JIZZED
Javado: IN MY
Javado: PANTS
Coffeee: I WENT
Javado: AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Coffeee: OKAY
Coffeee: SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS
Coffeee: CAN WE
Coffeee: OKAY?
Javado: ..
Javado: I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS
Javado: EVERY TIME YOU NEXT TO ME
Coffeee: AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDIN HANDS IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
Javado: YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE
Javado: I JUST CALL IT ECSTACY
Coffeee: I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT'S A
Javado: NECESSITY
Coffeee: 'CAUSE I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Javado: YES I
Javado: JIZZ
Javado: IN
Javado: ME
Javado: PANTS
Javado: MY
Javado: MY
Javado: fdsjg
Javado: brb being scottish

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25386769/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25386769/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:10:34 PDT My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air~

... ]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25285138/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25285138/ Sat, 13 Jun 2009 04:24:43 PDT Lime green. I have the greatest bra colours, guys, srsly.


2. Honestly, what’s on your mind?
Huhh...Well. Allie, for one. Also, tits.
MAYBE ALLIE'S TITS?!
Most likely.

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
Listening to Argyle Pimps/RPin'/Generally fucking about.

4. Honestly, do you think you are attractive?
No. BD

5. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
Nooo.

6. Honestly, do you watch Disney channel?
No, I don't. We didn't pay for it. If we did then I would.
/ashamed.

7. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
I'm always jealous.

8. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
Allie.

9. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
Yes. :C

10. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
Every minute of my life.

11. Honestly, when is the last time you went to Taco Bell?
We don't have Taco Bells in this country.

12. Honestly, are you in denial?
Not currently.

13. Honestly, where would you rather be right now?
With Allie.

14. Honestly, do you like someone?
More than like.

Anger Section

1. What do you do when you're mad?
Snap.

2. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
Probably all the time.

3. Do you swear when you're mad?
Yes.

Crying Section

1. When was the last time you REALLY cried your heart out?
Ohh. A week ago, maybe?

2. When was the last time you cried yourself to sleep?
Again, probably a week ago.

3. Do you still cry when you get an injury?
Depends on the injury. If I get my finger chopped on then yes, I'd probably cry.

...man losing a finger would be weird.

4. What usually makes you cry?
Err.. My own mind.

Happy Section

1. Are you usually a happy person?
Eeeh. Sorta.

2. What can make you happy?
Allie.

3. Does being with your friends make you happy?
Yes.

Self-Esteem Section

1. Do you believe in yourself?
Not particularly.

2. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you agree?
Hahaha. No.

3. Are you one of those people that thinks they are ugly?
Yes, I am.~

DA Section

1. Why did you join dA?
For teh artz.

2. Are you addicted to deviantART?
Nope.

3. What type of people were you hoping to meet?
....artistssss.

4. Are you looking for love on dA?
....what?

5. What do you think of the person that tagged you with this evil survey?
I stole this so I really honestly don't care?~

I tag everyone.

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25191098/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25191098/ Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:57:42 PDT It just watched her whimper as it crushed her ego, cracking her just enough to reach inside.

He whispered as she was divided, "This will make you remember that I am a part of you. Every cell is marked by my name. You can't ever leave me. I'm all you have."

When he released her she could feel his wet hair run through her fingers as she descended into the darkness.
His face, distorted by the distance, faded into the night.
She was alone.
Yet she could feel him inside her.
The feeling was comforting and familiar but his presence scared her.
She knew he was still there, watching her.
Just out of the light.
Waiting.

She would find herself reaching out to others, taking small pieces of them as mementos.
These are things she felt were important, the things that make these people significant.
Every aspect of her being was composed of others.
Her arms grew stronger with every embrace, her lips fuller with every kiss.

She would lead them to him.
Watching as his hands reached out to pull them away, their essence consumed and nothing remained.
She would fantasize what it was like to feel his hands on her body, penetrating her and draining her into nothing.
But time did pass.

They fell into one another at first glance, their fingers intertwined as they walked.
This wasn't what she was used to, but from here on things wouldn't be the same.
And even though the longing lingered, for once in her life she forgot about him.

After the dust had settled and everyone had moved on once again she was alone, and she only had herself to blame.
If she had embraced her feelings when they called to her maybe she wouldn't of taken in so many of the things she later grew to hate.

And maybe it was time to change.
So she closed her eyes, pushed out every aspect of everyone she'd taken in back into a world she had never asked to be a part of.

She could feel him in the room with her.
Her eyes darted around searching for movement in the darkness frantic and confused.
Her breathing became fast and shallow as her eyes welled with tears.
He was here, and there was nothing she could do to stop him.

She was scared.

Scared of all the things she would be leaving.
Scared of how she would be treated.
Scared of what she had done.

And as the room grew dim she could feel his hand reach out to her.
Touching her in a way that was comforting and familiar.

She was leaving.

As he picked her up he pushed his cheek to hers.

"From here there is nothing, just as it was before."

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25175211/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25175211/ Sun, 07 Jun 2009 08:13:09 PDT And when we're holding hand it's like having sex to me.
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy.
I wear a rubber at all time it's a necessity.
'cause I jizz in my pants..




]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25133417/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25133417/ Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:58:41 PDT yours and send it on to 10 people. Use the 1st letter OF
YOUR LAST NAME to answer each of the following questions. They have to
be real places, names, things, nothing made up. Use different answers if
the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You can't use your
name for the boy/girl question.

ONE WORD ANSWERS ONLY!
Have Fun!!

seems easy...

1. What is your last name?---JesusChristLol
2. Four Letter Word?---Jews
3. A Boys Name?---Justin
4. A Girls name?---Jordan
5. An Occupation?--- Jesus
6. A Color?---J...orange.
7. Something you wear?---JEWELERY
8. Beverage?--- (o)J
9. A Food?--- JALAPENOS
10. Something found in the bathroom?--- "Jelly" (You know the kind.)
11. A place?--- JERUSALEM
12. A Reason for being late?--- Jjjjjjjjjjfuckkyou.
13. Something you shout?--- JESUS!



OKAY GUYS I KNEW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR LAST NAME LETTER BUT.
YOU TRY FUCKING DOING THIS WITH THE LETTER Y AND THEN COME BACK TO ME.
JESUS.

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25043453/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25043453/ Sun, 31 May 2009 01:49:44 PDT

GIRLS ONLY:

Do you sleep in your bra?
Oh, god no. When I'm awake, yes, but not when I'm asleep. :C

Do you enjoy drama?
Internet drama is fun.

Are you a girly girl?
HAHAHAHAHAHH NO.

Last person you hugged?
my doggyyy. cx

Small or big purses?
lolpurses. I have no need for purses.

Do you think you’re conceited?
Eeeh, with some things? Mm, egos.

Do you dress up on Halloween?
Yes. 8D

Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
I..have no idea.

Has anyone touched/smacked your butt?
Yes. >:I

Last person who walked you somewhere?
I walk MYSELF.

Do you call anybody by their last name?
Teachersssssss.

Do you wear makeup?
No. c:

Ever cried at a movie theater?
lolol no.

Can you put mascara on without opening your mouth?
Uh.

Have you ever been called a bad influence?
yessssss.

THIS OR THAT:

Eyeliner or Mascara?
eyeliner.

Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Burke?
...I'm sorry. what?

American Eagle or Hollister?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DFGHJK -seizure-

Heels or flats?
flats

Skirts or pants?
paaaaaaaaants.

Hoodies or jackets?
both.

Heels or sneakers?
SNEAKERS.

Straight or curly hair?
STRAIGHT.~

RANDOM:

What color is your bra that your wearing?
Obnoxious pink.

Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
I don't prefer guys at all. But if I had to, I'd say MID TONE.

Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
You keep on assuming I am straight. This is amusing to me.

Do you have a best friend?
All my friends are my best friends. ):

Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
LOLWAT? no.

Do you like your life?
yes. cx

Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Yep.~

Would you ever tell someone you loved them even though you didn't?
No. I would never lead a person on concerning love. Ever. It's downright fucking heartless, as I've had to done to me before.

Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
Yep.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Many o' timmme.

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
All the time.

Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes?

Are you currently missing someone?
No. She's with me.

IN A BOY GIRL: (fixed.)


Preppy or Punk/Goth?
Punk/Goth.

Well-educated or Dropout?
it depends?

Anything Cute or Abercrombie?
....what?

Contacts or Glasses?
LOL I DON'T CARE.

Funny or Serious?
Balanced.

Long Hair or Short Hair?
Don't..care.

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
I DO NOT CARE.

Good Dancer or Good Singer?
lolwat DO NOT CAAAAAAAAAARE.

Basketball Player or Football Player?
and uh, i don't really care.

Smoker or Non-smoker?
non smoker. :I

Drinker or Non-drinker?
Eeeehhhh drink does shit to you.
non drinker.


I TAG YOU.

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25009358/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/25009358/ Fri, 29 May 2009 04:42:18 PDT And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?
WELL.

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind
And...

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful allllll the time~
And I'll be happy to see those nice, young men in their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!


























HI IT'S VINCE WITH SLAP CHOP.
YOU'LL BE SLAPPING YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAPCHOP
SLAP-SLAPPING YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAPCHOP.

LOOK, HERE'S A POTATO..~

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/24992761/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/24992761/ Thu, 28 May 2009 07:12:20 PDT It'd be like me...but there'd be two.

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/24859709/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/24859709/ Wed, 20 May 2009 16:13:26 PDT
→ Pick your birth month.
→ Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you.
→ Bold the best that apply to you.
→ Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months
→ Tag 5 people from your friends list. :3

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

OTHER MONTHS:

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teachand be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy.Quiet unless excited or tensed.Rather reserved.Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy.Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic . Loves to dream Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Sexy. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.


JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood (I think sometimes). Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation.Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings.Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt . Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.Guides others physically and mentally.Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally.Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observat... ]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/24699273/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/24699273/ Mon, 11 May 2009 07:57:03 PDT Cause we're about to throw down!
Everybody in the place
shuffle your fucking deck!
But make sure you don't have any illegal cards
Or you shall be disqualified!
(God Cards are okay though)

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/24456986/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/24456986/ Mon, 27 Apr 2009 04:10:18 PDT I have won the lottery!
And then the guy goes:
I'm going to buy a sports car!
You must buy me a fur coat!
I'm going to purchase the fastest sports car!
You idiot, buy me a diamond ring!
A sports car!
Ring!
A sports car!
Riiing!
A sports car!
Riiiiiiiing!




























































Your mom's fat.

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/24403143/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/24403143/ Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:50:56 PDT Inscribe your form, bipedal "P"
They draw an altar on which
God has slaughtered all stability
No eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint
And yet to see you all at once we only need the point
Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny
That fit inside you oh so tight
With triangles that feel so right

Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline
The patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin
And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor
Then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before.

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/24391096/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/24391096/ Thu, 23 Apr 2009 09:21:53 PDT
]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/24368710/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/24368710/ Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:26:43 PDT ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

You remember watching:

[x] Kenan and Kel; (oh my god: WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA? KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA~)
[x] Doug; (I liked Patty. ;u; )
[x] Ren & Stimpy; ( IT SORTA SCARED ME A LITTLE BIT..)
[x] Pinky & the Brain; ( this came with the animaniacs hehehehe <3333)
[x] AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!; (YES yes I liked IKKUS!)
[x] Rocko's Modern Life; (Ooohh yeahhh the uh. the big heads. haha.)
[x] Animaniacs; (YESSSSSSSSSSSS<333333)
[x] Gargoyles; (I remember watching, but I never really liked it.)
[x] Hey Arnold!; (Aah.. yeah. I didn't like this either.)
[x] Out of the Box; (Where imagination takes us for a riiiiiide, COME ON! XD)
[x] Bear in the Big Blue House. (OH. MY. GOD. YES. I loved this program. LOVED IT. EEEEE. TUCKER <3333333 AND TREELO AAHHHH)

[x] You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"; (8D;
[x] You just can’t resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia born and raised...". (*singing it riht now damn you*)

You remember:

[ ] Step by Step;
[x] Family Matters;
[x] Dinosaurs; (Loved this program oh my god.)
[x] Boy Meets World;
[ ] Full House.

[x] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons; (Ugh and how I miss that.)
[x] You remember reading Goosebumps. (I still have some somewhere.)

When everything was settled by:

[x] "Rock/paper/scissors";
[ ] "Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish";
[ ] "Miss Mary Mack".

[ ] When kickball was something you did everyday;
[x] You used to listen to the radio all day long;
[x] Just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

[x] You remember Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis; (FUCK YEAH SNES)
[x] You remember The Original Game Boy; (oh god those things were bricks but I loved mines.)
[ ] You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny;

You remember watching:

[x] The Magic School Bus; (TAKE A RIDE ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUSS YEAH~)
[x] Wishbone; (It bored me, but I remember it.)
[x] Reading Rainbow; (Badum BUM!)
[ ] Ghostwriter.

[x] You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool;
[x] You remember those "Where’s Waldo" books;
[x] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers. (Mmm, warheadssss<333)

You remember watching:

[x] Batman the Animated Series;
[x] Aladdin;
[x] Ninja Turtles; (I even remember back to "Teenage Mutant HERO turtles", man.)
[x] Ghost Busters.

[x] You remember Ring Pops!!!; (YES YES YE SYES YEYS YES)
[ ] You remember when everything was "da BOMB!";
[ ] You remember boom boxes vs. CD players;

[x] Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them;
[ ] You played and/or collected Pogs;
[x] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere you went. (TAMAGOTCHI <333)

You watched the original cartoons of:

[x] Rugrats;
[x] Wild Thornberrys;
[x] Power Rangers. (fuck yeah power rangers)

[ ] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected:

[x] Beanie Babies;
[x] Pokemon cards; (I had a Charizard, bitches.)
[ ] Carebears;
[ ] Silver dollars.

You remember when:

[x] Everyone watched the WB;
[x] Everybody knew all the Pokemon by heart;
[x] Digimon was still on;
[x] If you even know what an original Walkman is;
[x] You know the Macarena by heart;
[x] "Talk to the hand";
[x] You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary;
[x] Before the MySpace frenzy; (Ewww myspace)
[x] Before the Internet & text messaging;
[x] Before Sidekicks & iPods; (I carried around a CD player.)
[x] Before PlayStation3 or X-Box 360; (horrible times. ;___
[x] Back before X-Box period;
[x] Before SpongeBob;
[x] When light up sneakers were cool; (THEY STILL ARE COOL DAMNIT.)
[x] When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs; (Harder to break VHS tapes.)
[ ] When gas was $0.95 a gallon;
[x] When we recorded stuff on VCR; (Yes sgahahaa ahahahahaaa)
[x] You had slap bracelets; (THOSE THINGS HURT MAN.)
[x] You actually played outside until it was dark; (And we were all disappointed when it was time to come in.)
[x] Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear; (it was a simpler time.)
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What's your name? Julie
How tall are you? 5'4"
What color are your eyes? Blue grey orange. <__>
What color is your hair? Blonde.
Are you Male or Female? I am a girl.
What is your best physical feature? I don't think I have one. <____>;
What's your shoe size? 3. HAHAHAHahahah small.
Glasses, yes or no? Yeah.
Did you ever have braces? Mhm.~
On a typical day you are wearing? Underwear.
When you go to bed you're wearing? Underwear.... again.
How often do you exercise? What's that?

SUBJECT TWO- MUSIC

Name two of your favorite bands. Incubus. Muse.
Name two of your favorite singers. Richard Cheese. KOTOKO.
Name two songs you currently love. Agony - KOTOKO and Never Gonna Give you up - Rick Astley.
Name one song that describes your life right now? Gonna Be Your Man - MC Frontalot
Name one song that describes your life 1 year ago? Fish Heads - Barnes and Barnes
What are the preset stations in your car? .... The what now?
What's the last CD you bought? No idea.
Was the last CD you burned an actual CD or a mix? I don't burn cds
Name one band you're embarrassed to like but do? System of a Down. :/
If you could only attend 1 concert ever again, it would be? wat.
Name one band or singer you absolutely can't stand? MSI.
Name a group you use to like but feel you've grown out of? SOAD.

SUBJECT THREE- MOVIES and TELEVISION

Name your favorite actor? Jim Carrey.
Name your favorite actress? That chick with the boobs.
Name your favorite television show right now? Rick and Steve
Name a really cool movie you have recently seen? Journey to the center of the earth IN 3D
Your favorite canceled television show? Uhm.
Name 1 movie you wish you hadn't wasted time and money? All of the Scary Movie/Epic Movie/Disaster movie franchise.
You would never watch a movie with? Eddie Murphy.
Three favorite TV channels? Cartoon Network, FOX8, pr0n
Favorite reality show? Bad Lads Army. Or Ladette to Lady. or Brat camp.
Favorite character on a reality show? No idea. That one guy from BB that always said "Wanker". Tourettes guy, yeah.

SUBJECT FOUR- WORD ASSOCIATION

coffee- Dick.
dog- Jackieeee.
slut- Coffee.
candy- DELICIOUS
pole- Dancing.
ocean- Mako Tsunami (FREAKY FISH GUY)
brave- heart (FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM)
love- Allie. <3
cookie- CHOCOLATE
death- release.
life- Hard but rewarding if you play it right.
child- FOUR HUNDERED BABIES.


SUBJECT FIVE- WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER?

Eaten by a lion OR Eaten by thousands of small insects? INCEST. ... I MEAN INSECTS.
Skydiving from a plane OR Bungee jumping off a bridge? BUNGEE.
No television OR No music? No television.
No more pizza, ever OR No more chocolate, ever? Pizza. I hate pizzaa. LOLLLL.
A trip to Europe OR a trip to Hawaii? EUROPE
An hour with your future soul mate OR An hour with a lost loved one? Future soul mate. ;u;
Sex without love OR love without sex? Love without sex. I could live without sex if I needed to but I don't think I could handle a life without love, it's so much deeper and truer than simply having a sex life.

SUBJECT SIX- THE LOVE LIFE

Are you currently in a relationship? Yes, and I'm very happy <3
Are you currently looking or interested in someone? Look up.
Are you a virgin?
If yes, how long do you plan to be one?
How many times have you been in love? Uhm.Well, I thought I was once. HAHAHA how stupid of me.
Looking back,how do you feel about that person now? Fat cheating fat fat.
Name three physical things you look for in someone? tits. and. eyes. and ... uh.
Biggest turn offs include? Chest/back hair. Lots of freckles. Man Boobs.
Your ideal date would be? Snuggled up chillaxin' and maybe watching a movie
You want to get married, where, when, how? I... can't at the moment. (lol gay marriage restrictions. :I)
Does anyone have feelings for you right now that you don't return? I.. don't know? It's possible, I guess.


SUBJECT SEVEN- THE FRIENDS

The one you immediately go to with a problem?
The most rational?
The funniest?
The one you spend the most time on the phone with?
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B) Tag eight people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.


1. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up:
Oreo cookie packet, tablet, sunkist can, my dog, Mr Sheen.

2. How do you style your hair?
I don't.

3. What are you wearing now?
Honestly? I'm sitting here in my bra and panties 8D;;

4. What's your occupation?
Professional Jesus.

5. Do you nap a lot?
Nope.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
MY DOGGY. ;U;

7. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
YUGIOH FOREVER.

8. What was the last thing you ate today?
Oreo cookies.

9. Post a video you enjoy watching:
[link]

10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
dA, gaia, subeta, i-a-b, abs + webcomics

11. What was the last thing you bought?
Incense sticks.

12. What are you listening to right now?
Verge - Fuck Me

13. What do you think about before you go to bed at night?
Bunch of junk.

14. What is your favorite food?
Kinder Buenos.

15. Do you collect anything?
Nah.

16. If you could play any musical instrument, which one would you play?
uhm. the tringle.

17. Where are you?
Right here

18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
I love you, Allie. <3

19. Say something about the person who tagged you:
heyyynick


tag: ~Javado ~Rainbow-Collie ~Kibo-kun-Ninja-Kitty + anyone else?

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1. What Color Is Your Toothbrush?
oh shit here lemme go check. it's blellow.

2. Name One Person That Made You Smile Today?
My dog. HE IS A PERSON SHUT UP.

3. What Were You Doing At 8 AM This Morning?
Sleeping.

4. What Were You Doing 45 Minutes Ago?
Uhh.. watching cracky jaanese videos and feeding Jack.

5. What Is Your Favorite Candy ?
Kinder Buenos.

6. Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club?
Walked past one, once.

7. What Is The Last Thing You Said Aloud?
The question. Ffufuufuffuf.

8. What Is The Best Ice Cream Flavor?
Mint Choc Chip. Mmm.

9. What Was The Last Thing You Had To Drink?
Uri-- Uh. .... Uuuhhhh.. sheeeet I haven't drank in awhile. Hold on,lemme go get some water. Aahahaa, there we go. To answer you question; Water.

10. What Is The Longest You Have Gone Without Sleeping?
Week and a bit.

11. Have You Ever Made A Promise You Swore To Keep?
Mhm.

12. Have You Bought Any New Clothing Items This Week?
Yeppp.

13. The Last Sporting Event You Watched?
Lolsport.

14. What Is Your Favorite Flavor Of Popcorn?
Ewww popcorn.

15. Who Is The Last Person You Sent A Message To On Facebook?
I only got facebook to look at the most adorable chick on the planet. I don't use it recrationally.

16. Ever Go Camping?
Nope.

17. Take vitamins daily?
No.

18. Do You Go To Church Every Sunday?
LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL no.

19. Do You Have A Tan?
I have an anti tan.

20. Do You Like Chinese Food Over Pizza?
Both are dsgusting.

21. Do You Drink Your Soda With A Straw?
With 2 straws.

22. Who Are You Currently Talking To On AIM?
Don't have aim.

23. What Are You Doing Tomorrow?
Homework.

25. Look To Your Left, What Do You See?
jack and a wall and a door stop.

26. What Color Is Your Watch?
I don't have a watch.

27. What Do You Think Of When You Hear Australia?
The shittiest fucking cuntry ever.

28. What Is Your Birthstone?
Sapphire.

29. Do You Go In At A Fast Food Place Or Just Hit The Drive Thru?
I don't eat fast food enough to regulate that.

30. What Is Your Favorite Number?


31. Who's The Last Person You Talked To On The Phone?
Hope.

32. Any Plans Today?
Nope.

33. Health Freak?
Yeah sorta with hand cleaning -lololOCD-

34. Biggest Annoyance In Your Life Right Now?
Distance.

36. Can You Say The Alphabet Backwards?
sdrawkcab tebahpla eht

37. Do You Have A Maid Service Clean Your House?
Maid? Mmmm, fetish maaaiiidddsss.

38. Favorite Pair Of Shoes/Boots You Wear All The Time?
slippers.

39. Are You Jealous Of Anyone?
Not .. really.

40. Is Anyone Jealous Of You?
No idea. They're idiots if they're jealous of me.

41. Do You Love Anyone?
Allieeee <3333

42. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children?
lolwut idk it's possible?

43. What Do You Usually Do During The Day?
Stuff.

44. Do You Hate Anyone That You Know Right Now?
A fat lying cheating bastard and his "girl" friend.

45. Do You Use The Word “Hello” Daily?
I say it to myself, because I'm so lonely.

46. Would You Rather Be Alone?
Sometimes.

47. Do You Like Cats?
No. No, I do not like cats. Not in the slightest. People who know me will know the extent of my hatred of cats.

48. Have You Ever Been To Six Flags?
The hell is six flags.

49.Where Did You Get Your Worst Scar From?
Falling on a piece of barbed wire.

50. Hair Color?
Blonde.

51. Last CD Played?
what's a cd.

52. Last Bubble Bath?
god like. 5 years ago?

53. Last Time You Cried?
No idea.

54. Last Meal?
Can't remember.

55. Text Or Call?
text.

56. Animal?
Duck.

58. Have You Ever Lost Someone?
Yeah. Lots of people. Doesn't bother me, though.

59. Have You Ever Slept Until 1 PM?
Like, once.

60. Have You Ever Been Drunk And Threw Up?
Nah, don't like alcohol.

61. Flaw?
I have several.

62. List Three Favorite Colors/Shades.
Lime green. Purple. Cyan.

63. Have You Ever Laughed Until You Cried?
Yes.

64. Went Behind Your Parents Backs?
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damnit.

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01. Full name
02. Best friend
03. Sexuality
04. Favorite color
05. Relationship status
06. Ideal mate
07. Odd Skills/Skills in general
08. Last Amusing Escapade
09. Favorite food
10. Crushes
11. Favorite music
12. Biggest fear
13. Biggest fantasy
14. Quirks
15. Bad habits
16. Biggest regret
17. Best kept secrets
18. Last thought
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience
20. Biggest insecurity

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brb guys gonna go die.

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/23549401/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/23549401/ Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:38:49 PST I THINK I CAN I IN I CAN I THNI AN.

2. are you on your period?
Nope.

3. do you get cramps?
Oh god yes ughh.

4. have you had sex in the last month?
No. :C

5. who did you lose your virginity to?
UHH. MYSELF?

6. what's something you would change about yourself?
Nothing. Tat's how awesome I am.

7. what's something you really like about yourself?
UHH. I don't know.

8. ever watched gay/lesbian porn?
All. The godamn time.

9. do you like answering personal questions?
Hahhaha, I like making people feel awkard so yeah. I do.

10. are you cool with talking about sex?
Yep.

11. what's your favorite break up song?
Wat.

12. what's your favorite love song?
.... Lolwat.

13. ever cheated on your boyfriend (what)?
FFFFFFFFfff yes i did. bastard deservEd it, too.

14. ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Why yes, yes I have.

15. ever done something more than kissing with the same sex?
HAHAHAHh yep.

16. do you lie ALL THE TIME?
No.

17. do your parents even know what you're really like?
Nope.

18. ever smoked pot?
lolno.

19. what about a cigarette?
LOLNO

20. ever done any drugs other than pot? which ones?
Caffiene.

21. any one-night stands?
No.

22. do you masturbate?
Who doesn't?

23. what's the last thing you cried about?
I dunno, can't remember.

24. for or against gay marriage? explain.
..... HMMMMMMMMM I AM A LESBIAN SO YES I AM FOR GAY MARRIAGE moving on.

25. for or against abortion? explain.
For. Because babies, if unwanted, beccome a real burden.

26. do you know anyone with homosexual parents?
No.

27. when you party, are you the type that dances on tables?
LOLNO

28. ever taken naked pics for someone you liked?
No. <__>

29. do you wish your boobs were smaller or bigger or are you okay with your size?
I like mines kthnx

30. ever been called a slut?
Yeah, by someone. fffffffloloolololol a "dirty, cunty slut/whore" to be precise.

31. what about a bitch?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH yes, yes I have.

32. ever said something racist and meant it?
All. The godamn time.

33. ever gotten paid for doing something sexual?
Nope.

34. ever played spin the bottle?
Nope.

35. what about seven minutes in heaven?
Nope.

36. if you've played spin the bottle, who did you enjoy kissing the most?
See above.

37. if you've played seven minutes in heaven, what'd you do for seven minutes?
See above.

38. are you into humping inanimate objects?
Oh hell yes. Inanimate object. Mmmmm.

39. do you like breaking hearts?
I dunno.

40. do you constantly crave attention?
No.




I TAG YOU.

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EVERY MAN WANNA KISS YO'... AND I DO, TOO.~

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/23186658/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/23186658/ Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:19:17 PST "G is awesome, man."


Where did your last kiss take place?
Idk. :C

Four words to explain why you last threw up?
Acid Reflux Plus Milk

Have you ever burned yourself?
Yes. Lots of times. With molten metal. It's a bitch.

Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
I don't ... know. :C

Who do you want to be with right now?
I'm with the person I wanna be with.

How do you handle a break up?
PRETTY WELL ACTUALLY.
it's the tension before the breakup that fucks me over.
Moving on.

Generally, your motivation for tomorrow?
Homework.

Do daddy long legs freak you out?
Yes omg omg omg. D8

Have you ever cleaned up someone elses vomit?
Yep. My dog's.

Do you talk baby talk?
Yes. Usually when I'm being sarcastic.

What type of day are you having?
a BORING ONE.

Was there anyone who "made your day"?
Yes. ;u;

Are you liking how you look today?
idk.

Do you have anyone crushing on you?
I don't know. XD

How many pets do you have?
I got 3.

What song did you last listen to?
Richard Cheese's cover of Milkshake.
Aaaahhhaahahahaaa.

Are you a very stressed out person?
Yeah, bt I don't usually show it until it bubbles over.

Where do you live?
Asstralia.

Are you afraid of the dark?
No.

If you were in the hospital would your number one come see you?
hopefully.. D8

Do you even try hard at school?
Yeaaahhhhh sorta.

Last place you watched a movie and who with?
In my room, yesterday, by myself. Watched RE: Degen. Asian Leon lmaooooo.

Miss anyone?
Hope. ;___;

Anybody you're looking forward to seeing soon?
Noo.

Do you remember your 1st crush ?
No.

Have you ever flown a kite?
Yep. Dragged me all along the beach, it did.

When' s the last time you told someone you loved them?
just there the now.

Do you want to be single?
I wouldn't mind, since y'know I'm usually alone so I'm used to it, it's nice to have someone.

How are you feeling today?
A bit irritateddd.

Do you bite your nails?
Yes. >:I

How often do you talk on the phone?
Not a lot.~

Is there something you want that you can't have?
I want a wii.
Or SH:HC.
but it's 107 bucks lmao.

Where is your phone?
Collecting dust somewhere.

What TV show are you watching?
Right now? None.

What's more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
Sunsetttt.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Nott... really.

Do you have a crush on someone?
Yes.

Do you have the guts to tell them how you feel?
Yes.



I LOVE YOU ALLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/23115397/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/23115397/ Tue, 10 Feb 2009 05:42:54 PST hey guys, what you been doing today?
I've not done much; made some brownies, played with Jack for a little bit and neglected my Human Biology homework.
Currently I feel like I'm being skullfucked, tired as hell and waiting for my girlfriend to draw something.
Blluuuhgghhhhhh.

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yes
yes
yes
yes
YES
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I'm so stoned I can't see straight.

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Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total: $50


Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15


Total so far: $200


Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $27


Total so far: $285


Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100


Total so far: $385


Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[x] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $485

Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600


Total so far: $1085


Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[x] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1285

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[x] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1..ghj FUCK THIS MATH.


Favorite Colors (no):
[x] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[x] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $∞


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[ ] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750
[x] shut up - $∞

Final Total: $∞


I WIN FOREVER

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22955584/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22955584/ Mon, 02 Feb 2009 00:57:51 PST BEING A NINJA
HI BBY
also new iconssssss for us :D

*ninjas back to own account now*

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22848750/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22848750/ Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:26:57 PST [ ] One of your parents is dead
[ ] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[ ] You love to dress up
[ ] You love animals
[ ] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
[x] Your mom is really strict
[ ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
[ ] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
[x] You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 3

Belle:
[ ] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
[ ] You’ve been lost in the forest
[x] You love to read
[ ] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird (I'm that weird one. ;u; )
[ ] You have done volunteer work
[x] You have a wild imagination
[ ] You love to take care of people in need
[ ] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
TOTAL: 4

Jasmine:
[ ] Your dad is very rich/important
[x] You are very clever
[x] You’ve been with someone way different from you
[x] You’re unique and different from everyone else
[ ] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[x] You don’t have a lot of friends
[x] You’re independent
[ ] You are wealthy
[x]Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL: 7

Ariel:
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you
[x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
[ ] You’re a bit of a trouble maker
[x] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
[ ] You have a lot of sisters
[ ] You collect something
[x] You have/had long, hair
[x] You have/had a pet fish
[ ] You’re extremely curious
[ ] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
TOTAL: 5

Snow White:
[ ] You know that you’re beautiful
[ ] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[x] You’ve almost been killed
[ ] You have at least seven good friends
[ ] You’ve had food poisoning
[ ] You have/had short hair
[ ] You get along with almost everyone
[x] All of your friends are different
[x] You love to have a good time
[ ] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in (...... AHAHAHAHAH that's a good one.)
TOTAL: 3

Mulan:
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[x] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[x] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
[x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
[ ] You have/had considered running away from home
[x] Your parents try to plan your life out
[x] a lot of your friends are boys
[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
[x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
TOTAL: 8

Aurora:
[ ] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
[x] You almost died at a very young age
[ ] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful (ahahahahahahaha)
[ ] You have a decent singing voice
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[ ] You spend most of your time outside
[ ] You’re adopted
[ ] You’re very romantic
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL: 2

Pocahontas:
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities
[ ] You are more spiritual than religious
[ ] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
[x] One of your family members is dead
[x] Your parents are very protective of you
[x] Someone you know has been in war
[ ] You love nature
[x] You have/had black hair
[ ] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[ ] You’re very adventurous
TOTAL: 6


Take the princess’s name that you got the most in and repost…if you have more than 1, play eeny meeny myny moe with them until you get an answer and…
Repost this as, If I were a Disney Princess, I’d be _____.

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+WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I...+
I committed suicide:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
I started smoking:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got into a fight and you weren't there:

+WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY...+
Personality:
Eyes:
Hair:
Family:

+WOULD YOU...+
Be my friend?:
Keep a secret if I told you one?:
Hold my hand?:
Take a bullet for me?:
Keep in touch?:
Try and solve my problems?:
Love me?:
Date me?:

+HAVE YOU EVER...+
Lied to make me feel better?:
Wanted to kiss me?:
Wanted to kill me?:
Broke my heart?:
Kept something important from me?:
Thought I was unbearably annoying?:

+AND MORE...+
1. Who are you?:
2. Are we friends?:
3. When and how did we meet?:
6. Describe me in one word.:
7. What was your first impression?:
8. Do you still think that way about me now?:
9. What reminds you of me?:
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?:
11. How well do you know me?:
12. When's the last time you saw me?:
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?:
14. Are you gonna paste this to your journal see what I say about you?

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]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22680936/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22680936/ Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:04:42 PST More than 20 = Uke (BOTTOM)

01-[ ] You like to consent in everything
02-[x] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say
03-[x] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music
04-[x] You are quite hyperactive
05-[ ] If you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud
06-[x] You love candies or any type of caramel
07-[ ] You like making others blush
08-[ ] You sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand
09-[ ] You’re usually shy with the opposite sex
10-[ ] You like romantic- funny anime
11-[ ] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L (they both suck deathnote blows infinate cock)
12-[ ] You have listened “an café”
13-[ ] You like listening to it
14-[ ] You have 1 or 2 song in you pc of “an café”
15-[ ] You are innocent and a little clumsy
16-[ ] You smile at kitties
17-[ ] You usually say –kawaii-
18-[x] You like plushies
19-[ ] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue
20-[x] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot (a WHOREY idiot. c: )
21-[x] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema
22-[x] You have called to the mistaken number twice or more
23-[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending
24-[x] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt (... used?)
25-[x] You call your pets with cute names
26-[x] You believe that yaoi/yuri is the best
27-[ ] You're easy to convince
28-[x] Some men scare you
29-[ ] You have seen Pucca and you like it
30-[ ] You have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers
31-[x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space
32-[ ] You’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before
33-[x] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive
34-[x] You like j-pop
35-[ ] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series
36-[ ] You watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi/you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa
37-[x] You smile with no reason
38-[x] You usually are very positive
39-[x] When there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it
40-[ ] You usually don’t understand what your parents say

Total: 18


YESSSSSSSS I TOP I TOP I TOP YAAAAAAAAAAAY~
_{don't you fucking dare say anything jav or I will kill you.}

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Step 2: Now that you've got that great ego boost that you needed, you can sit and revel in it, and believe (falsely) that you are so superior than everyone else.

1. [ ] When you doodle, you say it's a simple drawing.
2. [ ] Always provide excuses such as "Still in development"
3. [ ] Can only create an excuse of "I used a mouse, not a tablet"
4. [ ] You only draw faces.
5. [x] You always draw faces at the same direction. (HEYYYY)
6. [x] The proportion is awful.
7. [ ] Every character looks the same.
8. [x] Uses different hairstyle to distinguish characters.
9. [x] Cannot distinguish left and right direction.
10. [ ] "Sketch? Who cares about that?"
11. [x] You only draw sketches. (for now at least)
12. [ ] What's a LAYER??? Seriously...
13. [x] You always draw one character.
14. [x] You always draw characters in same angle.
15. [ ] No matter how you draw, it's the same expression.
16. [x] You can't draw characters with movement.
17. [x] You barely draw feet.
18. [x] You can't draw figures from high or low angles.
19. [ ] You don't even know the definition of high and low angle drawing.
20. [ ] A shitty figure drawing in dynamic pose can be turned into a 4th Dimensional abstract.
21. [ ] Same character looks totally different when it is drawn in different angle or direction.
22. [x] You can't even draw anything other than characters or draw everything except characters.
23. [ ] You can only draw cute characters.
24. [ ] You can only draw handsome characters.
25. [x] Hands are your nightmare
26. [ ] Your character's hands are always hidden behind.
27. [x] The idea sketch is professional but the actual quality is shitty.
28. [ ] You try to cover up one of the eyes with hair so that you can draw only one eye.
29. [ ] Your works are always asymmetrical.
30. [x] Line art only = Finished piece.
31. [x] Rough sketch only = Finished piece
32. [x] You have no anatomical knowledge. (8D)
33. [ ] You only draw eyes.
34. [ ] Character's hand and eyes are huge.
35. [ ] You're poor in drawing the position of boobs.
36. [x] Your artworks are free from all logic. Awkward anatomy and proportion.
37. [x] You lose confidence when other people's works look great. (extremely)
38. [x] You think they are genius when they come up with satisfied quality.
39. [ ] You collect other people's works as practice references but you actually collect them as a collection.
40. [x] While drawing, you easily lose patience and go do something else.
41. [x] Tablet is your god item.
42. [x] You regain confidence when other people's works look crappier than yours.
43. [x] You are more than willing to draw but you lose the spirit so easily.
44. [x] You completely lose the confidence when you see the works of true genius.
45. [ ] You draw once a month or even once a year.
46. [ ] You get mad when your favorite artists are being lazy.
47. [ ] When you draw Hentai art, you end up drawing grotesque horror pictures because their proportion is so fucking awful.
48. [x] You don't even have faith in yourself.
49. [x] You can't even draw since the beginning.
50. [x] You realized your problems and know where to fix but you never do.


THIS ACTUALLY BUMMED ME OUT.
I USED TO HAVE MY MOOD AS BIG GRIN BUT NOW I MUST CHANGE THAT.
GODAMNIT.


NO GUYS I'M OKAY I'M JUST BEING DRAMATIC.

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22627512/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22627512/ Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:59:45 PST really bit the dust.
It started a few days ago, normal things crashing and having a pop up "Symatec User Session has stopped working" (it prompted an update, so I updated, and it continued to crash).
Then, just yesterday, my sleep options ceased working. I changed the BIOs, I checked to see if my wireless mouse and keyboard had been enabled to be able to wake up my computer.
Nada.
So, just today I was looking at online solutions.
I find the ONLY one that apparently helps.
That's to system restore back to a point where is was working.
I thought to myself, "Okay, that's cool. I'll try that."
This is where the problem comes in.
I go into system restore.
But wait.
All of my Restore points have been wiped.
There is NONE at all.
I thought ".. Well that's a bit odd."
So I go to restart the computer normally.
Hahaha.
So everything loads up okay.
Until.
It restarts by itself, and proceeds to load up again.
Then it repeats.
Infinate loop.
Now, I have A LOT of important files on this computer.
We have no external harddrive to back them up on, and we've been having prolonged problems with our C: drive.
I'm using safemode with networking to type this.
But I can't just stay on safemode, seeing that it has no java/sound.
So uh, can anyone help me?
my PARENTS won't fucking HELP.
And they think that sending the computer into a shop is "too expensive".
And they expect me to fix this by myself.
I've done all I fucking can with my limited knowledge.
ughh someone please help me. All I wanna do is cry.

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22570966/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22570966/ Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:45:57 PST What does your Deviant art name mean and why did you join this site?
Uuhh, to be honest I have no idea how I came to having this user name. Maybe it's because I'm a gigantic dick. Also, I think I was prompted to join the site. I can't remember.


2. What fandom where you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
I'm not much for obsessing over animes, though I do have my favourite animes, they do not reflect in my artwork whatsoever.
Moving on.

3. How many watchers do you have now?
44. fail. ):

4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.
~Javado =SilverCoils *Resident-evil-STARS

5. Do you comment, fav, or both?
Oooh, I do both since I'm such a nice person.

6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on DA?
Nah, I'm boring.

7. What is your most popular deviation?
Her deviation with the most comments is nerdcore love with 51 comments, while her most favourited one is My antidrug, with 10 favourites. Her most viewed deviation is DESKTOP LOL with 297 views.

8. What are your favorite non-anime TV shows?
Two and a Half Men. Scrubs. Pet/Animal rescue shows.

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
Everything.

10. Summer or winter?
Winter.

11. Rain or Sun?
Rain.

12. What's your favorite type of music?
I tend to lean more to OTHER as itunes likes to call it.

13. PC or Mac?
PC. PC. PCPCPCPCPC. CP. OH WAIT.

14. Anime or Manga?
Manga is prefered but I'm not really bothered.

15. Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi.

16. Read or TV?
TV.

17. How many hours a day do you spend on DA?
I never log out so I really have no idea.

18. Name a hidden talent
I can break the sound barrier by screaming. Also I am a pretty good meat shield.

19. Flash or traditional cartoons?
I like both.

20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Hmmm... I like BK.

21. What is top 3 favorite books?
.... Wow, I have no idea.

22. Wii or Playstation?
360.

23. Name 3 of your favorite bands
Incubus, Muse, SOAD.

24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
I'd class myself medium-fast since if I go too fast I fuck up a bunch.

25. What's your favorite anime type?
Shonen-ai.

26. What is your favorite emoticon?



27. Cake or Pie?
Mmmm, paaaaah'.

28. Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours?
Only 24 hours?

29. Do you go on YouTube a lot?
Not really.

30. Are you a member on any other sites besides DA?
Yep.

31. Do you cosplay?
No.

32. Fruits or sweets?
...... You're joking, right?
Sweets all the way.

33. Favorite Art Style.
Uuhhh. Stylised.

34. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn?
I don't like popcorn.

35. Have you skipped school?
Yes.

36. Have you been on a plane?
I practically LIVED in airplanes.

37. Have you swam in an ocean?
Yes.

38. Have you been ice skating?
Hahahah yessssss.

39. Favorite vacation spot?
I LOVE FLORIDA.

40. Ever been on tv?
Not to my knowledge, no.

41. Favorite Anime Crush?
Hmmm... HMMMM I have tonnes I am a whore.

42. What do you do to relax?
I can't relax. ever.

43. What is the last film you saw in the theaters?
Uhh... Ratatoille I think.

44. Favorite Pizza.
Ewwww Pizza.

45. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
TO HOPE'S HOUSE. I MISS YOU BABE. SO MUCH. ;____;
or to Jav's house. ;D <3

46. Favorite time of the day?
Between 12am and 4am.

47. What did you want to be when you were little?
Superhero Jesus Table Flower.

48. What do you want to be now?
The same thing. Or a Pathologist.

49. What's your favorite Eleme... ]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22559458/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22559458/ Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:55:58 PST also, hay guiz.

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22531381/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22531381/ Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:25:43 PST Rainbow-Collie

1.whats your crush?
I don't have one.

2. whats you favorite movie?
Hmm.. Shaun of the Dead.

3.whats your biggest fear?
dunno.

4.whats your dream?
To mkae something of myself.

5.whats your hobby?
drawin' I guess.

5 again. what would you do if you won 1 million?
buy .. things?

6.whats your real name?
Julie

7.whats you favorite anime? write all of them!
PFFFLOL OKAY 2ND GO. YGO! Ouran. Loveless! Fushigi Yuugi. Bobobo. Pokemanz.

8.whats the funniest joke you ever heard?
Your Face.

9.where are you right now?
computer room.

10. ever wondered how it would be to be the opposite sex?
yeah it'd be pretty sweet.

11. what would you do if you where?
I'd rape other guys.

13.have you been abroad?
I'm abroad right now, so yes.

14.have you spy on someone before?
Yep.

15. do you think you are better then every one else?
Why, yes. Yes I do. Now lick my boots, bitch.

16.have you ever dressed like a guy/girl before
mhm.

17.tag time!!

I dunno it's a kinda boring meme so whoever wants to do it, I guess.

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Rules:
Go to [link] and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name
Sweet and downy haired girl, changable, and often misunderstood and complex. A fearful creature as well as highly loyal. She will rule your affection and once you have hers it will be forever.

You will love Julie forever.


2.) Your age:
The word chuck norris counted to twice


3.) What should you be doing:
What millions of perverts are looking for on Neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-pubescent audiences.


4.) Favorite color:
When the lipstick rings from several girls are left behind on the penis from commiting the act of oral sex several times within a short period of time.
After receiving blow jobs from 7 girls in 15 minutes, Jon had quite the rainbow.

... 8C

5.) Birthplace:
Glasgow is the worst city on the face of Europe. Spend days walking around cheap sales shops, being harrased by neds and stopping yourself from killing old ladies that hog the streets. Dont wander down any of the many sidestreets, you will never be see again. People here look angry all the time and generally hate life. Its no wonder. look where they live. Understanding their language is like trying to understand a pack of angry dogs. The river which Glasgow is on looks like a constant flow of sewage and the beautiful skyline is of council flats and cranes. NEVER go here. Infact NEVER visit scotland.
man one: hey lets go to glasgow
man two: excuse me?
man one: just kidding lets go somewhere actually worth visiting like London
man two: you almost had me there you bugger


fffuck youuuuuuuu.

6.) Month of your birth:
a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts

7.) Last person you talked to:
A programming language commonly used as a solution to everything and anything.

8.) One of your nicknames:
1) Large species of carp
2) Vibrating dildo that can send your woman to the moon and around several stars.
I used my koi last night and came so hard I soaked the sheets

PFFFFFFFFFFFFTAHAHAHAHAHAHA



I tag

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HAY ALLIE I LOVE YOU BABY.
_{AND YOU.
YES YOU.
I LOVE YOU, ALSO, YOU ADORABLE PERSON YOUUU.}

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22448363/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22448363/ Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:52:37 PST - Available: Well sorta I guess idk what's happenin'.
- Annoyance: Aussies
- Animal: Hyenas

B
- Beer: It's pretty gross.
- Birthday: Sept 25th
- Best Friends: Hope and Java and Kimmy and Mike. c:
- Body Part on opposite sex: I'm not superficial but I do like some good lookin' eyebawws.
- Best feeling in the world: I can't narrow that down.
- Blind or Deaf: Deaf.
- Best weather: Coldness
- Been in Love: Yep.
- Been on stage?: Yep.
- Believe in Magic: Not really.
- Believe in Ggod: LOL NO.
- Believe in Santa: Aww c'mon who doesn't believe in Santa?
C
- Candy: Kinder Buenos holy shit.
- Color: No preference.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate
- Chinese/Mexican: I'm Scottish.
- Cake or pie: The cake is a lie and a pie is a vagina HMMMMM.
- Continent to visit: I dnno.
- Cheese: Richard.

D
- Day or Night: Night.
- Dance in the rain?: It's fun.
- Do the splits?: Used to. :C
E
- Eggs: Ovum.
- Eyes: Grey/Blue/Green
- Everyone's got: AIDs.
- Ever failed a class?: Yep,
F
- Full name: Julie Anne Young
- First thoughts waking up: I don't even think I think when I first wake up.
- Food: Is essential?

G
- Greatest Fear: I have lots.
- Goals: Survive.
- Gum: Okay, I guess?
- Get along with your parents?: Yep. c:
- Good luck charm: None.

H
- Hair Color: Blonde
- Height: 5'4ish idk.
- Happy: Yeah.
- Holiday: What about it.
- How do you want to die: Spectacularly.

I
- Ice Cream: Semen flavoured. (I love the Japanese)
- Instrument: Triangle

J
- Jewelry: Belly bar?
- Job: ahahahahAHAHHAHAHA no.

K
- Kids: No.
- Kickboxing or karate: No.
- Keep a journal?: .... I'm writing in my dA journal right now.

L
- Longest Car Ride: I dunno it was like 4 days or something.
- Love: Lots of stuff?
- Letter: Z
- Laughed so hard you cried: Simon and that apple shit. That. was hilarious.

M
- Milk flavour: Normal?
- Movies: Horror
- Motion sickness? No.
- McD’s or BK: BK.

N
- Number of Siblings: 2
- Number of Piercings: 1
- Number: 72? idk.

O
- One wish: I dunno.

P
- Perfect Pizza: Ewwwwww pizza.
- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi.

Q
- Quail: FUCKING ADORABLE AGHFJKH

R
- Reason to cry: Anxiety. A need to relieve the pressure of pent up emotion. Sadness.
- Reality T.V.: Funny sometimes.
- Radio Station: COOOOOOL ONE HUNDRED.
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: Yes.
- Ring size: Dunno.

S
- Song: Right now? Fly in the freedom.~
- Salad Dressing: HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH DRESSING YESSSS.
- Sushi: Ugh.
- Skipped school: Yep.
- Slept outside: Yeppp.
- Smoked?: No. Disgusting habit.
- Skinny dipped?: No. :'D
- Shower daily?: Yeeeeeep.
- Sing well?: I dunno.
- Sing in the Shower?- No.
- Swear?: Fuck yeah I go titties balls penis buttsex.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawbawwiz.

T
- Time for bed: Not yet.
- Thunderstorms: Pretty cool I guess.

U
- Unpredictable: In some things, yes.

V
- Vacation spot: Dunno.

W
- Weakness: My constant sickness.
-Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Dunno.
- Who makes you laugh the most: Lotsa people.
- Wanted to be a model?: Not really.
- Where do we go when we die?: We rot. In the fucking. ground. Okay? Okay.
- Worst Weather?: Uncomfortably warm.

X
- X-Rays: What .. about them?
- Ex's: A few.

Y
-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: Pee?

Z
- Zoo animal: Hyena.

LAST PERSON WHO…
1. Slept in a bed beside you? Ummm... I'm tempted to say Hope 'ause of our sleepovers but.. I dunno that was a year ago LOL so yeah. Don't know.
2. You went to the mall with? We do't have malls here.
3. You went to dinner with? Family.
4. You talked to on the phone? Aunt.
5. Made you laugh? My dad's reaction to a gay couple kissing infront of him. Shit was hilarious.
6. Hugged you? My dad. c:
7. Said they loved you? Lots of people say it.
8. Held your hand? MY DADDY WHEN WE WUZ CROSSIN' THE ROAD!!!!!!!! I dunno.
9. You spoke with? Dad.
10. You cried over? Prob'ly Mike.



I tag yew.

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22405885/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22405885/ Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:37:21 PST Feltorn-Von-Dentai
Oookay let's do this.

Soundtrack to your life
Opening Credits: Gonna Be Your Man - MC Frontalot (.. wait what.)

Waking Up Scene: Caramelldansen (Speedycake Version) - Caramell (oh HELL YES.)

Car Driving Scene: Echo - Inbubus (Oh so mellow.~)

High School Flashback Scene: Needles - SOAD (... Ooookay)


Nostalgic Scene: Move Bitch - Ludacris (LOL WHAT AHAHAHA)


Bitter, Angry Scene: Riders on the Storm - The Doors (... makes.. sense..?)


Break-up Scene: Metro - SOAD (RIDIN' ON THE METROO-OO-OO~)


Regret Scene: Crime Spree - MC Frontalot (I regret getting into a life of crime.)


Nightclub/Bar Scene: Just Lose It - Eminem (.... ahahahaaha.)


Fight/Action Scene: I Am (all of me) - Crush 40 (.. wat.)


Lawn Mowing Scene: Stricken - Disturbed (...)


Sad, breakdown scene: Passion - Utada Hikaru (aww that fits, too.)


Death Scene: Suite Pee - SOAD ( ........... LMAO.)


Funeral Scene: Smile - Lily Allen (... that's .. morbid.)


Mellow/Pot-smoking Scene: Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes (..... hell yes.)


Dreaming About Someone Scene: Drive - Incubus (......... D: oh my goddddd.)


Sex Scene: Old Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya (..... Well I do like it raw.. LOL.)


Contemplation Scene: Rock the Casbah - Richard Cheese (thinkin' 'bout rockin da casbahhh~)


Chase Scene: Light my Fire - Will Young ( .. slowest and lounge musicy-est chase scene ever..)


Happy Love Scene: Fuck the System - SOAD (... I agree.)


Happy Friend Scene: The Warmth - Incubus (ahahah awww.<3)


Closing Credits:
Black & Gold - Sam Sparro (.... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehe<3333)

]]> ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22368599/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22368599/ Sat, 03 Jan 2009 07:01:40 PST Rainbow-Collie
OKAY I AM GOING TO BED AFTER THIS. >8I


1. Tag 5 people (not the one who sent it to you!)
2. Answer all truthfully
3. Take it in public!
4. Tell all tags on their profile that they have been tagged,
and link to your journal.

[x] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[x] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always never do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[x] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've peed from laughing. (;D)
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[x] I've had measles.

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe.
[x] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've been to America.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in the city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts most.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from Myspace. LMAO MYSPACE.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[ ] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I am a cuddler
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light. ~Phallic-Images http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22078546/ http://Phallic-Images.deviantart.com/journal/22078546/ Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:16:43 PST I love SuperJail
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now.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH THERE IS SO MUCH WARDEN PORN ON DA AHAHAHAHAHA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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