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1.Post these rules
2.Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3.At the end, you have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4.Go to their pages and send them a message saying that you tagged them.
5.No tag-backs.

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1. I'm deathly afraid of reversing in my car, even with backing sensors.
2. I think I act younger than I am, but other people say the opposite.
3. I cannot go to sleep without a bottle of Soy Milk beside my bed.
4. My room is a bloody great mess of action figures, game cases, and power cords.
5. My mind irritates me quite often, i'm all like "SHUTUP" and its all "NOBLAHBLAHBLAH"
6. I love to pretend, even at this age.
7. I like collecting ornamental Swords, knives and daggers.
8. I sleep with my laptop beside me.
9. I'm veeeeery antisocial, and I can't look anyone in the eye for more than a second.
10. I DO NOT LIKE CAKE.

I do not have 10 people to tag, so I say fuck you tag thingy.

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]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27739564/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27739564/ Tue, 13 Oct 2009 06:38:57 PDT
So after a rather... exciting day... I went out with my mum to do some shopping, I gots to drive me car moar <3. And on the way to the supermarket we stopped by that place where we get all our dragon stuff from, they sell Incense candles and burners too. I got a Burner that looked like a dragons head. And I got three small boxes of incense candles. Theres this type called 'Dragons Blood', and that definitely has to be my favorite.

Anyway. The smell from the candles linger in the room for a long time. Now whenever you walk into my room from somewhere else, this nice scent fills your lungs, its quite pleasent.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27645157/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27645157/ Thu, 08 Oct 2009 05:08:50 PDT

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27534371/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27534371/ Fri, 02 Oct 2009 06:43:29 PDT What age will you have sex?

Put an x in Every box that applies to you then add them up, and thats your age!

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own a credit card
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car
[ ] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[x] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are exciting

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You show up for school late a lot for classes
[ ] You always carry a pen in your bag/ purse / pocket
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself
[ ] You know what credibility means , without looking it up
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL: 3

[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] You can mow the lawn
[ ] You study / do important work when you have to
[x] You have/ hand washed a car before (thats the only way I wash a car, those car washes at gas stations give your vehicle mean scratches)

TOTAL: 7

[x] You can spell experience without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don' t need
[ ] You under stand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick

TOTAL: 9

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the internet every day
[x] You have been outside of your country 1 or more times
[ ] You make your own bed

COMPLETE TOTAL: 12

12... DUDE THATS LIKE, WAY TOO YOUNG FOR THAT KINDA SHIT. But kyle got 11, hahah, fuckin' little pimp right there.

LOL I CALLED KYLE A PIMP.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27478597/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27478597/ Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:34:10 PDT
I'M JUST GLAD ITS FINALLY HERE, it was supposed to be here a month ago, but it got left behind cause the boat didnt have enough room. >_>

I'M FREAKIN' HAPPY.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27422627/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27422627/ Sat, 26 Sep 2009 06:10:31 PDT
WE. RULE.

(On a side note we wouldnt have gotten that far if it werent for me. I had 5 Hero medals, which you get by being the last person alive, and singlehandedly killing all the covenant and bringing your team into the next wave, Justin and hoju didnt have any Hero medals. I am fucking awesome.)

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27370110/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27370110/ Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:40:52 PDT
The king's champion, Sir Daniel Fortesque, let the militia into battle against this unholy horde. Songs are still sung of how he spearheaded the charge deep into the accursed multitude, how demons fell before him like wheat before the scythe, and how at last, though mortally wounded, he detroyed the sorcerer utterly.

Fortesque went down in history that day as the hero of Gallowmere, and a time of peace began, which was to last for a hundred years.

And then the sorcerer returned...


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Ten internets to whoever figures out where thats from.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27335541/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27335541/ Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:46:33 PDT
Last night I watched a little video documentary that bungie released for odst, and at one point they say "ODST is more difficult because... you're not the master chief, when you start taking damage you can't just keep kicking ass, you've actually got to take cover and hide.", and oh my god that statement is so true, its giving me a challenge right now and its only on normal, like in Halo 3 on normal I could easily take out a pack of 10+ brutes. But on ODST on normal, any group that has more than three brutes is deadly.

Man I can't wait till my other friends get odst so we can do some firefight.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27219850/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/27219850/ Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:52:30 PDT
My mum got two boxes if incense candles, a large dragon incense burner and a big wolf dreamcatcher. I got a small pipe with a marijuana leaf on it, the old saying "Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil." in physical form as a trio of small dragons, one has its hands over it ears, another one with its hands over its eyes, and the other with its hands over its mouth. I think its quite clever. And I also got a November birthstone dragon. its a tiny purple one that looks like it just hatched out of its egg, and the egg has november written on it and a small yellow stone in it.

<3

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26949679/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26949679/ Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:59:10 PDT
Thats another peril of being honest about your age on the internet. -.-

So I had to make another brand new account. Lie about my age, put it down as 18. And get a brand new 12 month subscription, which cost 80 dollars. And since its a new account I have no game saves anymore, no gamerscore. And my halo rank has reset, along with all the armor permutations (I only have the default armor now). Plus I had to re-add all my friends, which took ages.

Fuck you, Microsoft. Fuck. You.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26909270/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26909270/ Sun, 30 Aug 2009 06:06:00 PDT
I'm gonna go play through Wolf3D again, its good to go back to the old school games.

That is all, my followers. NOW GO GET ME A SODA AND SOME SWEET, SWEET COOKIES. HURRY NOW.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26849473/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26849473/ Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:33:38 PDT
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Anyway since my car didnt arrive on the boat, and since we're 'valued customers' (cause we bought 3 cars from the same Holden place) they lent us a brand new Holden Barina to use until the Cruze arrives, and even gave us a full tank of gas to use.

The garage is also coming along quite nicely, we just need to get the new door made and installed and such. The garage can now hold two cars with plenty of room to spare. Ossim.

We also went to the waitomo glowworm caves today. A two hour drive plus a 40 minute wait for 10 minutes of seeing glowworms, doesnt really seem worth it, but it was beautiful still. And I got a 1.5 litre bottle of coke out of it so i'm happy. ;D

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26702645/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26702645/ Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:10:12 PDT
The boat that my car was coming on arrived today. But my car wasn't on it. Apparently the boat had two cars too many, and two had to be left behind. And my car was one of them. Now I have to wait another month for it to arrive. Bullshit.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26560453/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26560453/ Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:15:33 PDT
I was also told that my car is arriving on a boat in another 5-6 days. Then I can pick it up a week after that once its gone through all its cleaning up and shit that they have to do with imported cars.

Also we got a new garden shed a few days ago so we can pack all the stuff from the garage in there to make even more room for our cars. Today we got all the building sand and paving slabs so that we can make a flat surface for it to sit on.

Also, XBOX IS GETTING BORING, OH MY GOD. But yeah, xbox is starting to get boring now, so i've been going out more, its fun. But seriously I hope the new wolfenstein game makes xbox fun again.

AAAAAAND I have resumed building the spitfire model plane that I dropped a few months ago due to lack of interest. Today we also got red and white model paint. Because I decided I didnt want to do another plane thats all green. So I decided I wanted to give the spitfire a spawn styled paint job ([link]

DAS IST ALL.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26435895/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26435895/ Fri, 07 Aug 2009 01:34:41 PDT
Okay so from what I understand you just put 10 random things about you or things around you.

1. I'm losing interest in halo, unbelieveably. But that'll change once ODST is released, i'm sure. For now i'm more interested in wolfenstein.

2. I once saw an aligator holding a pocket knife, it was like watching a hamburger eat a hot dog.

3. SUP DAWGS. SUP CATS.

4. I click my back every morning and night. If I dont I slouch a bit.

5. On xbox live, I act gay. Gets a few laughs.

6. I quite often repeat something I have just said in my head or through a whisper, to make sure I didnt screw anything up in the sentence.

7. Oh man if I had a million dollars, I'd order people to make life sized statues of the master chief, the arbiter, and then a despoiled nazi officer from the new wolfenstein. I'd also travel around the world, I like exploring.

8. I don't like whipped cream. Or cake. I feel sick when I eat them.

9. I love Zeppelins, too bad they're like a big balloon bomb.

10. DAT ASS.


Oh and theres a new Wolfenstein game thats gonna be released in two weeks, i'm so going to get it. It looks like the best thing since whatever was the best thing before.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26367868/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26367868/ Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:30:37 PDT
Its called wolfenstein 3d, its a real old game (1992), and you have to kill nazis and all that shit. But I was on episode 6's secret level (all episodes have a secret level) and I was being all cautious and shit, cause i read there were three hans grosse's in this level (hans grosse is the boss from episode 1, he has two chainguns and can take 60 shots before dying). and all the hans' were in different sections of the level (there are 4 sections).

Now when I killed all three hans grosse's I thought everything was all good and I could explore the level for all the treasure in it, in the fourth section I opened a few secret push-walls and came across a door which I thought would hold heaps of treasure, and when I opened it, guess what jumped out at me?

A fucking RED PAC-MAN GHOST. I'm fucking serious, IT WAS HUGE, it took up the entire doorway and when I touched it, it drained my health from 100% to 30% in one second.

WHAT THE FUCK.

So yeah, thats it.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26247371/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26247371/ Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:12:19 PDT A: "jake needs money for a hooker"
Okay I can tell this things gonna insult me for the entire thing.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "jake looks like one of the beatles pictures"
Huh

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "jake says hi on the fourth of july"
I PUT A GRENADE IN MY PANTS, KABOOM

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "jake wants children with reese"
I DONT WANT CHILDREN.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "JAKE DOES A BARREL ROLL"
OH HELL YES THATS MORE LIKE IT.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Jake hates dog poo"
Who doesn't?

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Jake asks what is chicken 65"
what

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "jake goes fishing"
HOW BORING.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Jake likes lemonade"
I LOVE LEMONADE

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "Jake eats a piranha"
HOLY SHIT WHAT?

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "jake wears a crown of flowers"


Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Jake gets arrested FINALLY"
WHY YOU PEOPLE HATE ME ;-;

Eh, this was mildly fun.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26202783/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26202783/ Mon, 27 Jul 2009 01:36:07 PDT
And in a fit of evil nerd-ness I got a skrall bionicle, I need to stop going to shops.

IN OTHER GOOD NEWS IT SEEMS THAT A PERSON NAMED JAKE HAS RECENTLY ACQUIRED A NEW CELLULAR PHONE. WHEN ASKED ABOUT THIS HE SAID "I GOT IT CAUSE IT WAS SEXY", and that he shall use it with his new cars bluetooth software so that he can take calls without having to pick up the phone while driving. "BOO YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER", he'll also use it to listen to some 'mad tuneage' out in public. "OH HELL YEAH, JIZZ IN MY PANTS, I LOVE THIS SONG"

-smacked-

So yes that pretty much sums it up, oh also my trip to australia is fast approaching, AND SO IS HALO 3: ODST <3

I LOVE YOU ALL.

OH GODDAMNIT I FOUND A STUPID QUIZ, I CANT HELP BUT DO THESE THINGS, THANKS A FUCKING LOT KYLE.

Info
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses. (only when driving)
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles. (used to, they went away somehow o_o)

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school (HOME. FUCKING. SCHOOL.)
[ ] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do/did my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles


Traveling
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.


Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (aw come now, its not the balls, its the guy that owns the balls, if he's being a cockbite, kick him, not his balls, THINK ABOUT THE BALLS, FOR GODS SAKE)
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been skiing.
[ ] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[... ]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26053452/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/26053452/ Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:07:22 PDT
I put it on radio hauraki, my mothers favorite radio station. They play classic rock, stuff like ACDC, Guns 'n' roses, Eric klapton, Green day, e.t.c. I've been brought up with this music for nearly 16 years, and now I can listen to the station in my room... AND ITS FUCKIN' AWESOME, I know what radio station i'm gonna be playing in my new car ;D

EDIT: When I decided to get the Holden cruze they said i'd have to wait a couple of weeks for mine to arrive (since they were out of the color I wanted and had to order from somewhere else), found out today that i'll have to wait until at least the end of august before it arrives. Urgh.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25977280/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25977280/ Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:04:25 PDT
Okay so a couple of days ago my mother got a phone call from from the lawyer dudes that are handling the will and stuff of my grandmother (who died last year) and said that an extra 442,000 dollars in inheritance money had been put into my mums account. I mean we thought what we already got was all of it, then boom theres another 442 grand that popped up out of nowhere.

So anyway my mum put another 50 grand into a seperate account for me, and then she suggested that I get a brand new car since my altezza is 10 years old, and she suggested the Holden Cruze CDX (In america its known as the Chevrolet cruze), So I looked it all up online, all the specs, info and such, its damn good for its price, and has a 5 star ANCAP rating (the highest safety rating). So we went down to the place where she got her Holden clubsport from and we checked out one of the cruzes they had. Its a goddamn beauty. Not too big, not too small, has assloads of features like heated seats and mirrors, a leather wrapped steering wheel and shifter, leather seats, electronic stability control, and its tiptronic, meaning I can shift from automatic to manual when I want (it has way more features, but if I listed them all it'd be the longest journal entry in existance.)

So anyway yeah we took it for a test drive and its looooovely, so we bought one, It cost about 29 grand (the retail is 31 grand, but we got a discount since my mum bought her clubsport from the same place) . Unfortunately the only one they had at the moment was a demonstrator car. So they're getting one brought in from somewhere else, so I have to wait for a few weeks before I get it. My ones going to be colored Carbon flash black, the same color as my mums. I'm also getting teflon put on to make it easier to clean, and tinted windows.

So yeah, I'm really lucky x_x

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25852513/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25852513/ Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:24:24 PDT
Anyway, we were out getting our weekly takeaway dinner (I likes me the subway, my mother likes the burger king), and we stopped by this little ornament etc shop, the ones with the ornaments, mirrors, dreamcatchers and incense candles and such, cause she wants a couple of dragon statues to put by the letterbox. And I've always liked the dragon ornaments my mum gets every now and then (like mirrors, candle holders, ornamental plates etc), and I saw these two little dragons that I liked, and we got them, and they're so fricken cute.

Ones sitting on top of a box (with pentagrams on it) that has two books on it, and it looks like it guarding it, its green with yellow horns and claws and such, the others a purple and green one thats made to sit on the edge of something, with its front claws hanging onto the edge of whatever you put it on, and its got its head down like its looking at something. I put that one on top of my TV and made it so its looking at me all the time. Now my room has its own little touch of dragonyness <3

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25764745/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25764745/ Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:05:11 PDT
BLAHAHAHAHA, I only seemed to have gotten a very mild dose of that flu, I felt bad for only a day and then it went away! >D I still have the cough every now and then, but I dont feel bad at all.

On another note, THE ARBITER IS SEXY. I just finished doing the enitre halo 3 campaign, solo, on legendary for one of my friends, and the arbiter looked so hot running around with his sword and slicing up some 9 foot tall armored apes and ugly flood guys while screaming at the top of his lungs. Lol

I suddenly like Elites a whole lot more again, TIME TO SWITCH MY HALO 3 MULTIPLAYER GUY BACK TO AN ELITE.

Dude... this species change is like.... going slower than.... like... a slow turtle.... thats dead... from.... turtle cancer...

...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLTURTLECANCERLOLOLOLOLOL

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25594919/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25594919/ Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:52:52 PDT
Anyway, I HAVE TO STAY INSIDE FOR AT LEAST A WEEK, Whoopdefuckin'doo, dick, fuckin', shit, fuck, crap, shit, AH HOLY CRAP, bitch, fucker! crap, crap, crap, SON OF A BITCH! Sorry, just had to do that, I LOVE THAT SPECIAL FEATURE ON RED VS BLUE SEASON 5 ;-;

But yeah I have to stay inside for at least a week cause i've caught this fucking flu thing from my sister and niece, its such bullshit, LUCKILY I HAVE FUCKLOADS OF HEADACHE PILLS, BOO-YEAH MOTHERFUCKER, TAKE THAT YOU STUPID FLU!

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25555721/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25555721/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:35:03 PDT
And everyone around me is getting sick with all this flu bullshit, I mean my sister and niece got all feverish and sick and stuff today, and my mum and I were around them just under a day ago, so we're probably gonna get a bit sick too. Goddamn, this shit sucks, the whole publicity of it is like a pandemic in itself, worse than the actual thing, and if we do start getting sick, then we have to stay in our houses for at least a week so that we "wont spread it". Stupid, crummy germs, grumble...

ANYWAY, MAH HOME DAWGS -smacked- I OUT. -glomp- <3

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25361656/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25361656/ Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:03:29 PDT

So my Red vs Blue shirts came in the mail today and they are AWESOME <3, they're the perfect size for me, and they're good quality shirts too, the sarge ones kick so much ass, i'm wearin' them first, BWHAAHHAHAHA. I know what i'm gonna be wearin every time I go out somewhere ;D

EDIT: I JUST GOT ANOTHAR SHIRT, its one of caboose saying "I do not want to catch pregnancy!" ;D

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So some womans coming over tomorrow around 10 am to install new curtains for us. (the old blinds are breaking nd stuff), and I gotta be up and awake to let her into the house since my mums gonna be at work. Thats a total sleepkill, man. (I usually sleep till 3pm). Although that'll keep me awake so I can make another phil and joe before mum comes home, at least thats good.



HOLEH SHIT!1 I GOTA ASPLOED TEH CEREAL, GIMMEH TAHT SHOE! LOL!!1

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25137572/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25137572/ Fri, 05 Jun 2009 05:26:40 PDT
One of my xbl friends, Digitaljustin1 (or his coughgaycough new name 'RANDOM GUY 1993' ) really needs to lighten up, he's always negative and if anyone (me in particular) does something he doesn't like (such as shooting an alien a mile away from him) he becomes all "waaah waaah douchebag why did you kill him he was mine".

And if you try to do nice things for him (such as helping him do the campaign on legendary again on his new account), all he does is bitch and moan cause I saved him from being hammer-smashed by a brute chieftain, with him saying he could have killed it. And when we finally beat it and got him the achievement, I didn't get a thank you or anything, he was still complaining about the times when he walked in front of me when I was firing an explosive weapon, and saying it was my fault.

Its like he's on his period 24/7, He needs some anger management, or at least some kind of therapy to make him less PMSish.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25065492/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/25065492/ Mon, 01 Jun 2009 08:07:21 PDT hahahhaahahahahahahhaworthahahwortwortbwaaaaaahahahhahaha
hahahagogogowort. Hahaha... haha.. ack... HA!!1

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DOUBLE FUCK, WINDMILL BLADE!

So yeah I'M BORED ;D (despite the fact that i have a bunch of gizmos and gadgets to play with), ITS LIKE THAT ONE SONG OZZY (HOLY SHIT) SUNG, yknow with the lyrics like All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify, YEAH THAT KINDA THING.

ENTERTAIN ME MY MINIONS. LET US TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE, THAT WILL BE VERY FUN, GAHAHAHAHAHA, I feel very evil today, BLAH.


... MUHHAHAHAHAAAA, ALL WILL PERISH.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/24916408/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/24916408/ Sat, 23 May 2009 23:57:04 PDT
So anyway it was my sisters 25th birthday yesterday (she thinks shes old >_> ), she had a singstar party, it was funny watching peopple sing xD, She also got this completely white shirt that she let everyone write thngs on, I wrote three RVB quotes on it ;D. Also a few days ago I got season 4 of red vs blue (NOW I CAN WATCH ANY RVB EP I WANT AT ANYTIME I WANT! ;D), and two fullmetal alchemist DVDs, its ossim.

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/24850052/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/24850052/ Wed, 20 May 2009 02:06:05 PDT
Okay so I just went on the red vs. blue website, and bought 6 RVB shirts, One saying "Bow chicka bow wow" (Tuckers catchphrase), another bow chicka bow wow for my mother (she really liked it xD), one with Sarge saying "YOU JUST GOT SARGE'D", One of just regular Sarge, one of Caboose saying "You are not in our buddy club", and one of 5 rvb characters. I was gonna get a Grif shirt too, but they're out of stock for Grif shirts, FUCK. But still, YAY ME, i'm gonna look even more like a nerd now! ;D

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/24848260/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/24848260/ Tue, 19 May 2009 22:01:01 PDT
So I went to the panelbeating shop today, and aaron showed me everything, I got to put a front guard on a really nice car and put the bolts on that, I blasted an air filter with a compressed air nozzle thingy, and I got to clean and polish a side-skirt for a honda, a rear bumper for some sort of car and a door for a volvo, I also took the boot lid off of a mazda familia and cleaned that, then I vacuumed the inside of the boot, I also got to use a power-sander to sand down some jutting bits of metal in the familia (had to wear goggles and earmuffs for that), I also got to keep the cracked reflector panel from the back of the familia (they got a new one for it), and a brand new Holden grille insignia, its awesome.

I'm goin' back on friday to do some more

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I may also be starting to learn how to become a car mechanic soon, that should be interesting, my mother works at a panelbeating shop, and she has the best boss and workmates in the world, and the boss is all good with it, and aaron, one of the other workers is gonna show me the ropes if i do decide to go for it.

I also decided to take a really long disorder quiz (it tells you how likely you are to have a certain disorder, and these are the results i got:

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

If you wanna take the test for yourself, heres a [link]

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/24752946/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/24752946/ Thu, 14 May 2009 12:15:56 PDT
And recently some guys who were up to no good, started stealing stuff in my neighbourhood (FUCKIN BEL-AIR), anyway, yeah some black guys have been stealing stuff around here a lot lately, my neighbours jsut down the road, their house got broken into, they got their porsche and range rover stolen, plus their house keys and all their computers, but they eventually managed to get their porsche back. And about a week ago my mum was out getting the mail and she saw these three black guys with hoodies in a white van driving slowly along the road with their hazard lights on, they were checking out all of the houses. and Just last night some guy on our roads car was broken into, the people that brke into it stripped the inside fo the car, taking the stereo, speakers, everything, I just hope our house and cars will be safe x_x

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/24674789/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/24674789/ Sat, 09 May 2009 20:12:42 PDT , it was fun man, but then when he was cutting a stump he hit a rather large stone that was hidden under grass, and the chain got fucked up, that poor, poor chain, it was so young...

Oh and my dads also gonna be building me a customized chopper-style bicycle xD, you know, with the really big handle bars and the big front wheel, he's got about three bikes which he's gonna chop up for it, he says he also might start doing it for a few extra bucks, making custom bikes for people. He's already finished one, and it looks awesome, he let me ride it, and I rode past these other two kids on bikes and they were all "what the fuck?". It was funny.

And over the past couple of days i've been doing a bit of driving, i'm getting better, but I nearly hit a parked truck in the middle of the road last night xD, ah well, practice makes perfect.

AAAAAAND one more thing, I went to my sisters house for dinner last night, we had roast chicken and pork with veggies, BOUT TIME WE GOT SOME REAL FOOD. And my sisters bf ripped the grudge onto a dvd for me, its pretty good, we also watched the very first pink panther movie, the one with peter sellers. Oh the amount of times he falls over, good comedy.

De freckin hell widit, HERES A QUIZ I STOLE FROM

FIRE

[ ] You have a short temper.
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
[ ] You are very competitive. (hohohell no)
[x] You like to play with fire.
[x] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. (I have trouble doggy-paddling xD)
[x] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
[ ] You often lose control over yourself.
[ ] You can be quite reckless.
[x] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[ ] People have often called you insane.

Total: 5

WATER

[x] You have a calm, laid-back personality. (I think soo)
[ ] You like to go to the beach.
[x] You rarely get angry.
[ ] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[ ] You think before you act.
[ ] You are good at breaking up fights. (never been near one, mate)
[ ] You are a good swimmer.
[x] You like the rain. (Oh it makes my night whenever it happens <3)
[ ] You can stay calm in stressful situations. (LOLNO)
[ ] You are very generous. (I try to be)

Total: 3

EARTH

[ ] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[ ] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[ ] You could easily survive in the wild.
[x] You care about the environment. (Yeah sorta, i'm okay with how things are going, but i dont want the earth going the way of fallout anytime soon)
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. (ROFLNO)
[x] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[x] You prefer to have a strict set of rules. (does a daily schedule count?)

Total: 5

AIR

[x] You have a free spirit.
[x] You hate rules. (hooo yeah)
[x] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. (ONLY WHERE THERES NOT MANY PEOPLE)
[x] You hate to be restrained.
[ ] You are very independent and outgoing.
[x] You are quite intelligent.
[x] You tend to be impatient.
[x] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[x] You wish you could fly.

Total: 9

DARKNESS

[x] You spend most of your time alone.
[x] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[x] You like creepy things. (ONLY LOOKING AT THEM)
[x] You like to play tricks on people.
[ ] Black is your favorite color.
[x] You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc. (OH YEAH, O'MALLEY FTW)
[x] You don't talk much.
[x] You are an atheist.
[x] You don't mind watching scary movies. (I looove scary movies)
[x] You love to break the rules.

Total: 9

LIGHT

[x] You are very polite.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[x] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
[ ] You believe everything you see or hear.
[ ] You are afraid of the dark.
[ ] You hate violence.
[ ] You hope for world peace. (IF THERE WAS WORLD PEACE, THERE WOULDNT BE ALL THOSE FREAKING AWESOME FIGHTER JETS AND ARMORED CARS >:E)
[x] You are generally a... ]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/24597571/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/24597571/ Thu, 07 May 2009 00:28:43 PDT
HOLY SHIT, okay so we were comign home from a visit to my sister house and on this really sharp corner that turns into our road, we saw a really nice BMW turned on its side on a bank on the side of the road, it was totalled, the guy in it got out fine, but dude, what a way to wreck a nice car, he must have been going around the corner too fast or something o_o


:EDIT:

GUESS WHO HAS HIS LEARNERS LICENSE <33

_________________________________________________________________________________


So I have began to notice I'm getting into country music (damn you san andreas), THE HECKABINGBONG? D:, Thats like so not like me, i'm scaring myself here. D:

Oh, and i also found the most kickass halo music video you'll ever see: [link] . Its name speaks the truth, editing by god himself, the song has also taken the place of whatever the heck my favorite song was before, yeah i dont even know what my favorite song was. mmhmm... OH WAIT before this one it was that one song about cocaine, that song replicated the effects of the drug it was singing about <3, not that i'd really know if thats true or not, cause i've never had cocaine -babble babble babble-

So anyway I'M SITTING MY LEARNERS LICENSE TEST TOMORROW, i'm scared, dont leave me with the creepy driving school test guy, please? HES GOT A STRIPED SWEATER AND A TRILBY HAT D:

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And also as you may have read i'm helpin' out in getting a new highspeed internet modem for her new computer, it feels so good helping people <3

]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/24504332/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/24504332/ Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:57:13 PDT [ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car. (i'm finding out soon )
[ ] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself. (yeah i can cook a few things, thing is i'm too lazy to)
[ ] You think politics are interesting. (LOLWUT, they're boring as shit)

TOTAL SO FAR: 2


[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 4


[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 8


[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party. (LOLWUT)
[ ] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of the Australia 3 or more times. (I are new zealand, so i no from aussie)
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL: 13


I'm 13! YAY

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I also got Ninja Gaiden II for myself during the spree, and it is obscenely hard, even on normal mode, I'm only up to Genshi, the third boss, an i've died over 10 times tryig to beat him, so I jsut gave up.

Oh and i've also started working on a model helicopter and a spitfire monoplane.

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And my newest planes almost done, woohoo ^^

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Ah well, back to halo then. ^^

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Stolen from -cant resist doing these things-

[x] Name: Jake BLAHBLAHSON
[x] Birthplace: NZ
[x] Current Location: NZ
[x] Eye Color: Bloo
[x] Hair Color: Brownish?
[x] Righty or Lefty: Mostly righty
[x] Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or coke: PEPSIIII
[x] McDonalds or Burger King: I like subway most, but between those two, burger king.
[x] Single or group dates: no dates kthx
[x] Adidas or Nike: NO SHOOZ
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: VANILLA
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: Coffeeeee -never had cappuccino-

-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: NEIN.
[x] Take a shower: Yah man.
[x] Have a crush(es): Not right now.
[x] Who are they: I like icecubes
[x] Do you think you have been in love?: BLARGH.
[x] Want to go to HIGHER college: NEIN.
[x] Like high school: NEINEINEINEINEIN.
[x] Want to get married: Nope.
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Wat.
[x] Believe in yourself: Occasionally.
[x] Get motion sickness: Nah man.
[x] Think you are a health freak: Sometimes.
[x] Get along with your parents: Yuppo
[x] Play an instrument: Used to play the trombone, but got bored of it.

-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: Nope, but I reeeeeaaalllyyy wanna.
[x] Missed school because it was raining?: Nah.
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: Yah.
[x] Cried during a Movie?: Yah >[
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: Yah, but it was a dude.
[x] Had an imaginary friend: Yes.
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: NEIN.
[x] Been caught "doing something": What is this "something" you are referring to?
[x] Been called a tease: Wat.
[x] Been in a fight: Nooo.
[x] Shoplifted: Yes >_>

-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
[x] Number of BOYfriends / GIRLfriends you have had: KDLASF
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: ...dunno man.
[x] Number of CDs that I own: None
[x] Number of tattoos: No tattoos for me, mwahahaha.
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: LOL 15 MINUTES OF FAME, nah my name hasnt been in a newspaper.
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret: Over 9000.

---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
[x] Yourself: OCCASIONALLY, B1TCH!!1
[x] Your friends: Yah?
[x] Santa Claus: Rofl, y'know I once lost a friend because I told them santa wasnt real. O_o
[x] Tooth Fairy: No.
[x] Destiny/Fate: Nah.
[x] Angels: No, but I like the wings :3
[x] Ghosts: Nope.
[x] UFO s: Not UFOs, but I do believe theres other life out there
[x] God: Dunno.

--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: No.
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: No.
[x] Do you like anyone?: No.
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: ... I have no clue
[x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?: IRL: Kory (friends since kindergarten), Online:
[x] Are you close to any family member?: Mum?
[x] Who do you hang around the most?: My xbocks
[x] When have you cried the most: No idea.
[x] Whats the best feeling in the world?: HIGH
[x] Worst Feeling?: Thinking of things I really regret doing.

---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
[x] Cried: Nupe.
[x] Worn jeans: I no like jeans, I like shorts
[x] Met someone: Xbox live people?
[x] Drove a car: No, BUT I'M GOING TO SOON.
[x] Talked on the phone: Yah.

-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
[x] Best eye color: GREEEENN
[x] Best hair color: Brown or blonde
[x] Short or long hair: Long
[x] Best height: Dont matter, unless they were like 6-7 ft or something o_o
[x] Best weight: As long as they're not a skeleton or a blimp, it doesnt matter, Lol blimp
[x] Best first date location: NO DATES PLZ.

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2.What is your most liked song?: This always changes too, currently its Captain Midnight by Tomahawk

3.Who is your best online friends?: Josh (Digitaljustin1), The pedo LOL!!1 8D (hoju95), Claire, Ellen, Aimee, Mexican (Lord skull king), Danielle (superawesome19) and ESIDESS (ESIDESS).

4.How did you feel when Slowmo died?: xcuse me but who the fuk r slowmo??/1

5.Do you have a crush?: Not at this moment, no.

6.How would you discribe your art?: My art is in the form of halo screnshots, so yah.

7.Do you know what the NOM FINGER is?: I think nom finger is a pretty cool guy, eh noms on fingers and doesn't afraid of anything

8.Do you like lollypops?: bleargh

9.Are you single?: Mmhmm, proud of it ^_^

10.How did you come up with your username?: Its the nickname claire gave to me once

11.If you were a animal what would you be?: I'd be a ninja monkey, yes.

12.Who is your favourite character?: The dimwitted mastur cheef LOL!!1

13.What kind of weather is the best?: Raaaaaiiiinnnn <3333

14.Are you happy with your life so far?: Oh yah, I has a widescreen TV, two xbox's (regular and 360), my own laptop. LOTS OF HALO FIGURES, and my own car (1999 toyota altezza), and fuckloads of other stuff AND I R ONLY 15. So yes I am happy with it right now.

15.Was this fun to do?: yah man

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Anyways, yes i'm getting a car, its a 1999 toyota altezza, its awesome, and i'm also going for my drivers license as soon as i get my damn birth certificate replaced, WOOP WOOP

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]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/21116573/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/21116573/ Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:29:21 PDT x the ones that are true.
ANOREXIA
[ ] you have dry skin
[x] you eat 1 meal {I wake up at bloody 4 pm nearly every day so i only have time for dinner.}
[ ] you're very weak
[x] you hate yourself
[ ] you starve yourself
[x] you have low self esteem
[ ] you use laxatives
[ ] you need to be more skinny
[x] people always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat
[ ] people think you are too skinny
Total: 4/10


ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)
[x] your mind is all over the place
[x] you are hyper most of the time (when i am by myself >3)
[x] you barely pay attention to anything
[x] you can't cooperate well
[x] you talk all the time (again, only by myself)
[ ] you need attention 24/7
Total: 5/6


BIPOLAR DISORDER
[x] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed. (thats what it's been like lately, only not every day, more like every 10 hours, like i'll be all happyfuntiem then all of a sudden i'm on the RAGE train.)
[x] you are very irritable
[x] you are anti social (hooo-yeah, i'm always quiet around other people and hardly talk, other people never see the real me, spaztic and prone to mood swings )
[x] you have very high self esteem sometimes
[ ] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide
Total: 5/6


BULIMIA NERVOSA
[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[x] you always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[ ] people think you're way too skinny
Total: 1/7


CONDUCT DISORDER
[ ] you are a bully.
[ ] you threaten other people.
[ ] you often find yourself in fights.
[ ] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] you are cruel to humans and/or animals. (was at a time, but not anymore.)
[ ] you have raped/molested someone.
[ ] you destroy property on purpose
[ ] you always lie.
[ ] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
Total: 0/10


DEPRESSION
[ ] You are always sad.
[x] You find no hope in your future. (if you knew what position i was in you'd see why )
[ ] You find no longer excitement over the activities you use to love.
[x] you always find yourself in bed/around the house all day. (MY BED IS MY DUNGEON, MY CAVE, THE ONLY PLACE I CALL /HOME/ >:E)
[x] You have low self esteem
[ ] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[x] You are failing school (hell fucking yeah)
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide
[ ] you have ran away from home
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 5/11


OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)
[ ] You have daily rituals
[x] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] you have harmed yourself.
[ ] you are afraid you will get a std, aids, or any kind of germs.
[ ] you have to check some stuff over again
Total: 4/7

PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)
[x] you repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] you repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[x] you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[ ] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[ ] You have not had a lot of sleep lately
[ ] you worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
[x] you can have angry outbursts.
[x] You act younger than your age (i sound fucking 40 but act like a 10 year old x-x)
Total: 5/9


SCHIZOPHRENIA
[ ] you often have hallucinations
[x] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[x] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex. (i have difficulty making contact with anyone in real life)
[ ] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[x] you are very shy. (only around other people, when i'm alone i go crazy)
[x] you often talk to yourself. (I not only talk to myself, i always recite numerous different monologues and scen... ]]> ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/20606547/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/20606547/ Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:20:54 PDT
1)Full Name: Jake downard-. YOU AINT GON FUCKIN GET THE LAST PART OF MY NAME.

2) Male/Female: Male

3) Were you named after anyone? : Not that I know of.

4) Does your name mean anything?: I have no clue.

5) Nick Names: Jake the muss. Jakey.

6) What do you think you look like? : I think i r ugleh.

7) Date of Birth: November 25, 1993

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: YOU AINT GONNA GET THISLOL.

9) Nationality: Shitloads of different shit.

10) Astrology Sign: Sagittarius

11) Chinese Astrology: PENIS (cock) ... (rooster)

12) Religion: Mother tried to raise me christian .

13) Whats your favorite smell?: VANILLA.

14) Political Position: There was a time i cared about politics, but its just an excuse men use to kill eachother, i'm done with all that. I just want to see the sunlight again... SORRY, JUST HAD TO QUOTE BIOSHOCK THERE.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmm my soy milk.

16) Hair + eye color: Hair: UHM COLOR DUNNO, BUT ITS REALLY CURLY. AND SOMETIMES IT GOES INTO AN AFRO.

17) Do you look like anyone famous?: I'M NOT A CELEBWHORE, SO I DUNNO.

18) What do you look like?: LIKE A MANIAAAAAAC.

19) Any unusual talents?: The ability to say "Lolololololololololol" at a speed usually twice as fast as a normal person can.

20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?: I do some activities with my left hand, and some with my right, i write only with my right thoguh, so does that still count as ambi?

21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?: BI BITCH. -HEADSHOT-

22) What do you do for a living?: I DO NOT LIVE.

23) What do you do for fun?: HALO, KH AND SL33P.

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: Halo 3's screenshot feature |3

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: NONE.

26) Have you met your grandparents?: Yup, all 65 of them. Just joking, i only have 4, and yes i have met all of them.

27) Boyfriend/girlfriend?: Not currently, and personally I no longer want one.

28) Crush?: I can't even tell when i have a crush on someone anymore x_x

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: Celebrities. Ew.

30) Current worries?: EVERYTHIN.

31) Favorite online guy/girl: Tied between Falseenthusiasm and Arcticchaos, I've known them the longest and they're both close friends, so yah ^^

32) Favorite place to be?: ON TOP OF A VERY TALL BUILDING.

33) Least favorite place to be?: Anywhere where theres lots of people.

34) Do you burn or tan? BUUUUURN, BABEH. As a result i'm pale as a GHOST.

35) Ever break a bone?: If you count smashing one of your teeth back into your skull as breaking a bone, then yes.

36) What is your favorite cereal?: WEET BIX

37) Person you cry with: I cry alooooone.

38) Any sisters: Yus, two, both them have babies, ones 24, ones 16.

39) Any brothers: Nope, and me is thankful for that.

40) Any pets: Cat, bird (WHICH I FUCKING HATE)

41) An illness: Not much of an illness, but more of a disorder, aspergers syndrome

42) A Pager: Wtf is a pager.

43) A personal phone line: Nuuu

44) Cell phone: Yar, BUT I HAVENT USED IT IN LIKE 4 MONTHS.

45) A visible birthmark: nu

46) A pool or hot tub? Neither

47) A car: had one :[

Describe your...

48) Personality: I'm goin CRAZY. That should explain it.

49) Driving: Good enough.

50) Your clothing style: Zees suit is bwack, NART.

51) Room: Messy.

52) What's missing? : ...Sanity :[

53) School: -SNARL-

54) Bed: Doubleeeeeee |3

55) Relationship with your parents: Okay with mother, And my dads the shiznee, but sadly, i don't see him often :[

56) Do you believe in yoursef?: Not at all ^^

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: Blerg?

58)Consider yourself a good listener?: When I wanna be.

59) Have a future dream you would like to share?: I wanna encounter a magical genie that will grant me 1 wish so i could wish for a banshee so i could fly wherever i want . ~Pork-Cow http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/19911152/ http://Pork-Cow.deviantart.com/journal/19911152/ Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:22:54 PDT
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the ascetic one is already up ^^

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