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no, let's not!

]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/28851452/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/28851452/ Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:58:16 PST i feel guilty of contributing to such an atmosphere.
please everybody cheer up. i didn't mean what i said.

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]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/28629735/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/28629735/ Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:26:43 PST
"it's funny how things work out"

gosh, i'm so cliche sometimes.

]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/28604958/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/28604958/ Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:37:39 PST
it's a metaphor.
you can figure it out.

]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/28484070/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/28484070/ Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:45:41 PST young woman looks up from a book
curious, perhaps surprised?
perspective looking somewhat downward
book is tilted towards her
but you can still see the pages

sometimes i see things
that aren't real
when i wake up
and i'm not sure
whether they
are real

]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/28451629/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/28451629/ Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:04:50 PST
eh?

]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/28382337/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/28382337/ Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:42:26 PST yeah, i dare you

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]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/28296045/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/28296045/ Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:12:54 PST '
i am going to try to invent things. i'll let you know how it works.
'

i've been feeling like this a while
[link]
except i don't like fish tacos
just like the constitution though


cryptography is just one more thing i'd
like to be good at. but i'm not quite.

impressive huh? some things must be
hard to figure out probably. still i
thought you would see that coming. i
guess i am not so obvious right huh.

it's like the san andreas fault.
but not at all. bad metaphor.rr
only you have to stay in therrrr
middle there and I'd like to get
out but I certainly won't do itr
myself right? right. right. rrr


after a party generally it's just
right but then
not
only because you wake up and it's just
like every day and you go about it
days are good but i don't like to compare

"
so anyway"
children always think very much of
himself and you know how that is
we don't enjoy it, you don't enjoy it
at all
really you don't know what's coming until next year
zap
end of line
now select :a
end of line
generally i would appreciate this
generally and i do. i appreciate most of it
except really
really i appreciate it all

geography is just one more thing i'd
like to be good at. but not quite.
i hate geography.

children these days it is said by "them
mother goose is on the radio these days
well, but not exactly. bad metaphor.rr
but what he said ought (what they said)
he were" felt that it was innapropriate
that is the states are all in their loc
ations gas solid state (aq) all of them
that matches beautiful (don't you think
it's so because i do. they don't even:
know where to find them i said that was
awful what he means is (he) said it was
awful. innapropriate run for cover was

sorry. let me try harder. once again
when i was a child they wanted us to:
blow balloons i was quite indignant i
made mine (he made mine) haha i said.
so intelligent. they exist a delicate
balance i
always
thought
it
was
obvious
----------------------(i hoped so i hoped not so)

wave particle duality is a fact now
your trouble is that you will not a
ccept a paradox right in front of u

(letters numbers six equals three times two to the third equals eight)

people impressed
with pirates now
i am now
very
so

i am responsible don't jump!

like the san andreas fault
----------------------(i hoped not so i hoped so)
a happy accident
i think you heard me

maybe if you saw me
you would be so glad

i'm just looking for a happy accident
in the parking lot here can't find it
that's dirty

suspense!

don't leave any footprints
fingerprints thoughtprints
careful what you wish for
nature: is out for us
looks out for us
abhors
a

"vacuum"

milimeters mercury
hearty, gosh

happy yes i suppose so
glad i'd like it if you were
i can't keep this up but
the point still holds
alphabet

if you believe your theory to be true!!!!!!!
it is only natural that you come to prove it
that is the only way that anything is true
because if you remember him if you remember
jan hendrik schorn

we talked about him (not you yes you)
it lines up well but not this one )
at least, however, only, but not anymore

a man came to my house on hallow's day
but he was on the phone now
came ten days later
dressed in static it was lovely
easily words fell down couldn't
feel them well and after not so
great a time (i didn't like it at all)
he wouldn't stop
i had to stop her for him he wouldn't
just picked him up and put him down
king i'm the king but i didn't
like it at all in the back i heard her
murmur sounded like help
no just it had to be:
oops wrong number
phone number that is
quite an honest mistake! you
reporting from new york
saying some
things and I can't hear him
unfortunate but really you can just put it down
very easy
world wide web is where it is now just turn back

xyz

no!

that part doesn't matter much
it's all lies anyway because:
you know you can't come in here
i've never let you in here and:
i would be offended if you tried
i remember that you did once
(not you yes you)

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]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/26825840/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/26825840/ Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:08:15 PDT
Remember when I used to do stuff over here? Way to go on the commitment there.
I need to watch banana guy and take notes. Never I am getting around to it.

I am hoping CROQUEST will happen.
Something else which was supposed to happen was Henry and Walter. Somebody remind me to do that. I am just thinking about it all the time and being like "well I should be doing that." I do hope his name is Henry, ever four minutes I forget it again.

School is starting soon, I guess? I'm nervous that it won't be a good enough year, oh well.

]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/26114208/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/26114208/ Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:56:46 PDT Th' weithest all curcagh, wafur, an cornee.
Lidge w'ouse an a milagh, tis gaay an louthee:
Huck nigher; y'art scuddeen; fartoo zo hachee?

Well, gosp, c'hull be zeid; mot thee fartoo, an fade;
Ha deight ouse var gabble, tell ee zin go t'glade.
Ch'am a stouk, an a donel; wou'll leigh out ee dey.
Th' valler w'speen here, th' lass ee chourch-hey.

Yerstey w'had a baree, gist ing oor hoane,
Aar gentrize ware bibbern, aamzil cou no stoane.
Yith Muzleare had ba hole, t'was mee Tommeen,
At by mizluck was ee-pit t'drive in.

Joud an moud vrem earchee ete was ee Lough.
Zitch vaperreen, an shimmereen, fan ee-daf ee aar scoth!
Zitch blakeen, an blayeen, fan ee ball was ee-drowe!
Chote well aar aim was t'yie ouz n'eer a blowe.

Mot w'all aar boust, hi soon was ee-teight
At aar errone was var ameing 'ar 'ngish ee-height.
Zitch vezzeen, tarvizzeen, 'tell than w'ne'er zey.
Nore zichel ne'er well, nowe, nore ne'er mey.

]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/25501587/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/25501587/ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:53:54 PDT [link]

My god this stuff is stupid.

]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/25057037/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/25057037/ Sun, 31 May 2009 18:20:17 PDT
If my past record is any indication this is not going to happen at all.

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PIRATES DON'T BUY HOUSES THEY LIVE ON SHIPS.

]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/24363670/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/24363670/ Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:00:04 PDT I mean, it's not like it matters that much on the internet. Who cares?

But I can't help but be disappointed when people spell 'does' as 'dose'.
How do you get through life not knowing how to spell 'does'?

]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/23886028/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/23886028/ Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:00:48 PDT
According to documents found on Schrank after the attempted assassination, Schrank had written that he was advised by the ghost of William McKinley in a dream to avenge his death pointing to a picture of Theodore Roosevelt.

Schrank did shoot Roosevelt, but the bullet lodged in Roosevelt's chest only after hitting both his steel eyeglass case and a copy of his speech he was carrying in his jacket (50 pages). Roosevelt decided the bullet could not have penetrated to his lung because he coughed no blood, and declined suggestions that he go to the hospital, and delivered his scheduled speech. He spoke for ninety minutes, but sometimes managed no more than a whisper. His opening comments to the gathered crowd were, "I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose." Afterwards, doctors determined that he was not seriously wounded and that it would be more dangerous to attempt to remove the bullet than to leave it in his chest. Roosevelt carried it with him until he died.

They just don't make Presidents like that any more.

]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/23870401/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/23870401/ Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:59:20 PDT
There are six types of QUARKS which are called FLAVORS.
They are UP, DOWN, CHARM, STRANGE, TOP, and BOTTOM.

UP, CHARM, and TOP QUARKS have a CHARGE of +2/3 e.
DOWN, STRANGE, and BOTTOM QUARKS have a CHARGE of -1/3 e.
(e = magnitude of charge on an electron)

QUARKS do not exist alone in nature.
They can exist in groups of 2 which are called MESONS or groups of 3 which are called HADRONS.

PROTONS and NEUTRONS are HADRONS.

A PROTON is made from 2 UP QUARKS and 1 DOWN QUARK. TOTAL CHARGE: +1 e.
A NEUTRON is made from 1 UP QUARK and 2 DOWN QUARKS. TOTAL CHARGE: 0 e.

I have taught you PHYSICS.

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[link]

]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/23697799/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/23697799/ Sat, 14 Mar 2009 16:34:52 PDT TODAY IS ALBERT EINSTEIN'S BIRTHDAY
HE REVOLUTIONIZED PHYSICS
PI IS JUST SOME FAT NUMBER

]]> ~ProfessorDocker http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/23563404/ http://ProfessorDocker.deviantart.com/journal/23563404/ Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:41:16 PST
Materials
1 Standardized Curtain Rod
1 Standardized Balloon
There are no standards.

Setup
All players must stand in the shape of a regular polygon. This shape may or may not be a pentagon.
1 Player must choose to be pitcher, at which point he will be jettisoned from his position and placed in the polygon's center.
1 Player must choose to be batter. This player receives the Curtain Rod. He must handle it with respect.

Batting
The pitcher throws the Balloon in the direction of the Batter. The Batter should then attempt to hit the Balloon with the Curtain Rod. If the Batter fails to hit the Balloon before it touches the ground, he receives 1 Turkey. 2 Turkeys are equal to 1 Felony and should be converted as such. If the Pitcher hits the Batter with the Balloon, the Pitcher receives 1 Felony.

Running Bases
Once the Batter hits the Balloon, he must capture a Base; that is, one of the other Players. If the Batter completes this task, the switches places with the Base. The Base will then Bat. A new Pitcher may be chosen at random. If the Balloon touches the Batter first, he receives 3 Felonies. The Player responsible for this will then become Batter, and a Pitcher will be chosen at random.

Being Out & Calling Mulligan
When a Player receives 3 or more Felonies, he is Out and is removed from the game. However, the Player may escape this penalty by calling Mulligan. After calling Mulligan, all of the Player's Felonies are removed and he may return to the game. A Player who calls Mulligan must become Pitcher. If the Player does not call Mulligan of his own accord, the other Players may arbitrarily initiate a countdown from 5. Nothing will happen when the countdown is over.

Trick Shots
A Batter may choose to perform a Trick Shot. After completing a Trick Shot, the Batter must call Stalingrad. All Players who concur should also call Stalingrad, while Players unsatisfied with the shot may call Leningrad. If the majority of Players call Stalingrad, the Batter receives 100 Rubles and all Players who called Leningrad receive a Felony. If the majority of Players call Leningrad, all Players who called Stalingrad, including the Batter, receive a Felony. In the event of a Tie, the two Factions must choose a Representative. These Representatives must either Joust or do Simple Math until a decision is reached.

Bail
Any Player may pay 200 Rubles to remove one of their Felonies.

Note on Calling
In order to call something, a Player must say "I Call ________." Simply saying "________" does not count as making a call. Any Player who makes this mistake must be immediately reprimanded by the other Players and Scorned for all eternity.

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