http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:PurplexSmurf&section=today deviantART RSS for by:PurplexSmurf en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:57:41 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/26515149/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/26515149/ Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:13:38 PDT I GOT THE EVIL MENTAL BITCHES OFF TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW SHAYLIN CAN NO LONGER CALL ME "COCK SHREDDER"
GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
ME TEETH LOOK SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/26368676/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/26368676/ Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:18:27 PDT it was funny.... xD

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/26368571/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/26368571/ Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:12:06 PDT yay!
I saw 'Watchmen' the other day. I balwed like the little bitch when rorschach died.
I had a dream last night about him. I have an OC that is woman rip off of the Joker named 'Madame Ruse' (you guise don't know aboot her, due to the fact I have never submitted any art of her) ANYWHO they like were in love and went around doing stuff it's kind of cloudy about what happend, but it was really sweet. I never though of having her w/ rorschach, and it was actually REALLY cute.
so I will probably submit some art of it.
yeah.
I am working on stuffs so dun worry I'll have my junk on here ASAP

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/25594989/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/25594989/ Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:57:19 PDT micheal jackson's dead.
i know.
it's sad as shit. i know.
BUT CAN WE STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT NOW?!?!
WE KNOW HE'S DEAD!
i keep seeing these damn news reports saying "michael jackson died at age 50" IT'S BEEN 2 FUCKING DAYS! YOU ALREADY TOLD US THIS!!!
i know he was the king of pop, i mean i LOVED him. i cried for fuck's sake.
but i know he's dead.
i don't need to hear it over and over. and over.and OVER.
christ, i just changed the channel and what do i see mj in the old days with a lable underneath say "michael jackson dead at age 30"
HOLY SHIT FARRAH FAUCET DIDN'T EVEN GET ANYTHING!
bleh.
idc.
I LOVE YOU MICHAEL.

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/25551158/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/25551158/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:32:36 PDT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
IN HIS HONOR, I WILL BE DOING THE THRILLER DANCE AFTER THIS.
I GREW UP ON MICHEAL!
AND HE WAS ABOUT TO START A NEW TOUR AND-
GAAAAW FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SEE MY DEAR CHILDREN, THIS IS WHY I SOMETIMES HAVE A REALLY HARD TIME BELIEVING IN GOD.
(I'M NOT AN ATHIEST, I'M AN AGNOSTIC)

IT'S THRILLER TIME BITCH!

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your life

They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see

That this is thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!

(I'm gonna thrill ya tonight)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood

I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Thriller night, baby, ooh!

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

HOLLA BITCHES.
I'M ALSO CHANGING MY RINGBACK AND GING TONE TO MJ.
I LOVE YOU ALL. BUT I LOVE MICHEAL MORE.
I'M GONNA DO THE THRILLER NOW.
BYE-BYE.

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/24539126/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/24539126/ Fri, 01 May 2009 21:56:09 PDT CAUSE I DO.
AND HE IS SEXY.
I LIKE HIM A LOT.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/24153526/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/24153526/ Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:32:16 PDT I PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M JUST A BITCH AND I NEVER GET ON!!!!!!!!!!
HEHEHE
But ANYWHO
hi
holy fuckin toast, i haven't been on in ages!
it is almost my brithday time!
it's on tuesday!
and i will start drawing better and try to get my scanner in gear (my compy go busted )
but nothing really has happend since i've been gone... HOLD UP!
MY STEP MOM IS PREGO AND MY REAL MOM IS GETTING MARRIED!
I love you allso much and i miss you bunches

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/22805253/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/22805253/ Sun, 25 Jan 2009 14:19:44 PST I just got from my cousin's funeral... she was like decaying while she was alive... it was nasty shit.
Uhg i have a story but i don't want to say it because i would feel like was betraying him... but whateve.
i took my doggy back to the pund

OH YEAH!
I WENT TO MY FIRST CONCERT AND CROWD SURFED!
BUT PEOPLE ARE D-BAGS AND DROPPED ME ON MY FUCKIN HEAD AND YOU COULD HERE MY HEAD CRASH LOUDER THAN THE MUSIC!
IT WAS PAINFUL BUT REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS AWESOME!

I want a banana phone.

I REALLY WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU BITCHES SO COMMENT OR SOMETHING SO WE CAN TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/22459399/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/22459399/ Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:22:38 PST He is a douche, but we are still friends.
CHRISTMAS!
yes!
I got an ipod! and put things on it!
and DARK KINGHT! (ok is it just me, or is joker freakishly hot?!)
and earrings and other poo.
i am more of a hippie now!
i own bright yellow sknny jeans!
hooray!
anywho.. sorry for no recent pictures the scanning machine has been crule to me.
and i'm going to formal soon!
I have a dress and i'm going to chill with my homies at sharie's afterwards.
because i'm cool like that.
sadly, i have no date
ok so yeah i will roundhouse kick my scanner so it will work.
:]
OH MY GOD I AM READING TWILIGHT IT SUCK ASSHOLES ME AND MY SISTER DECIDED WE MUST BURN IT!
i like men.
and i would really like to hear from you guys so please leave comments!
oh yeah dyed my hair!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/22071282/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/22071282/ Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:57:56 PST


Fear…

[] the dark (only if im alone in some creepy place when i startto see things )
[x] staying single forever
[] being a parent
[]giving birth
[]being myself in front of others
[x]open spaces
[x closed spaces
[x heights
[] dogs
[] birds
[] fish
[x] spiders
[] flowers or other plants

Total so far: 5

[ being touched
[] fire
[] deep water
[] snakes
[] silk
[] the ocean
[xfailure
[] success
[ thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[] rats
[] jumping from high places
[] snow

Total so far: 6

[] rain
[ wind (only when its REALLY Blowing hard)
[] crossing hanging bridges
[x death
[] heaven
[ being robbed
[] falling
[x clowns
[x dolls
[ large crowds of people
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibilities
[ doctors, including dentists
[] tornadoes

Total so far: 9

[] hurricanes
[x incurable diseases
[] sharks
[x Friday the 13th
[] ghosts
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[ school
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[x becoming blind
[x becoming deaf
[ growing up

Total so far: 13

[x creepy noises in the night
[ bee stings
[x not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x needles
[x] blood
[] dinosaurs
[] the welcome mat (XD)
[] high speed
[] throwing up
[] falling in love
[] super secret

Final Total: 17


If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of __ out of 72 common fears.

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
People who don't have any are liars


Sad.. I'm a normal nancy...
But they didn't put things that truly scare the shit out of me...
EXCEPT THE SPIDERS!!!!!!!!! DX

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/22004246/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/22004246/ Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:01:34 PST I really really like him... He is my very first boyfriend, and I honestly hope he is my last.
seriously.
He makes me feel good about myself and god he is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!
so yeah
i <3 you casey!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/21676333/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/21676333/ Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:42:47 PST HEY YALL I´M AT THE BEACH DRINKING A PIÑA COLADA!
I WILL TELL YOU STORIES WHEN I GET BACK!
WHICH IS IN TOWMORROW! D:

I LOVE YOU ALL BUNCHES!

I GOT A BOB MARLEY HAT! WITH DREADS!
IT IS FRIGGIN GORGEOUS HERE!
I WENT TO A SWIM IN BAR!
CHICKEN NUGGETS!
I HAS PICTURES OF MONKIES AND RAINBOW GRASSHOPPERS!

I LOVE YOU ALL SUPER MUCHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/21325191/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/21325191/ Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:27:47 PST
AND I TOOK A SHARPIE TO MY SHIRT AND WROTE "NO MORE DRAMA VOTE OBAMA!"

DAMN I'M COOL.

BTW I'M DOING THE PLAY ALIEN IN WONDERLAND AND I AM A FLOWER!
FUCK I'M COOL!
NOW IF I COULD ONLY GET A BOYFRIEND... LOL JK

I LOVE YOU ALL AND I HOPE YOU VOTED OBAMA BECAUSE HE IS WINNING!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/21266506/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/21266506/ Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:09:51 PDT IT WAS SOOOO MUCH FUN I WENT WITH MY BFF MIRANDA MISA CHRISTY AND THE GUY I ASKED OUT (WHO I STILL LIKE) OMG IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME! WE WENT TRICK OR TREATING AND I WAS A POT SMOKING HIPPIE I EVEN MADE A FAKE DOOBIE I LOOKED SO FUNNY AND THEN WE FOUND AN ABANDONED SHOPPING CART AND THE PUSHED ME AROUND IN IT FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES LOL AND I SAW AKARI AND EACHEY! THEN WE WENT TO CHRISTIES (WITH OUT ANDY) AND WE TARDED CANDY AND DANCED AROUND AND THEN WE WATCHED FRIDAY THE 14TH AND THEN WE ATE CANDY ALL THIS MORNING!
AND TONIGHT I'M GOING TO ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW THE PLAY 2NIGHT!

My Halloween fucking ruled.
Other crap that happened:
Last Thursday I threw up like 10 times on a field trip
I have a D in LA10
I'm going to Costa Rica
I LOVE OBAMA!
I got a bob marley t-shirt
I got a haircut that's cute ^^
my self esteem is coming back!
I lost 3lbs!
I think I'm in love
And the guy I might love dosen't even like me that way
I drank mountain dew for the first time since I was 7.
I'M GETTING THE ANASTASIA SOUND TRACK!
I LOVE BABY CORN AND MOUNDS!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/20989105/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/20989105/ Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:26:34 PDT at lunch I texted him and called him because I wanted a reply.
at 4th period, My friend Miranda told me he had said no because he didn't know me well enough. which i honestly don't get, I've know him for like 5 years and have been friends, and he took me to the movies last year!

So now my self-esteem is the lowest of the low.
I'm so ugly.
I'm so fat.
I should know better than that to think I could get a boyfriend.
God, I am a female Quasimodo.

I think I'm going to go kill myself now bye forever

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/20527330/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/20527330/ Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:47:27 PDT I sort of forgot to write a warning journal.
I went to virgina for a week last week.
yeah...kinda left that out. ^^' (I live across the country from there lol

but yeah...I'll fill you guys all in about that later.

I GOT MEH DISNEY BOOKS!
EVERYONE AT SCHOOL CALLS ME 5 BECAUSE I LOVE DISNEY!
THEY CAN GO SUCK ONE THOUGH!
I LOVE RICK ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND DISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!
AND GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOMOS ARE SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLUBS:


FRIENDS:


]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/20329389/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/20329389/ Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:02:27 PDT WE HAVE BEEN FIGHTING A LOT LATELY AND I WAS JUST SITTING AT THE COMPUTER AND IDK WHAT I SAID, BUT IT PISSED HER OFF SO MUCH THAT SHE CAME UP BEHIND ME AND GRABBED MY SHOULDERS AND PUSH HER FINGERS REALLY HARDY INTO THEM AND I JUST LAUGHED AND SAID "OH YOU'RE A BIG GIRL NOW, HUH?" AND SHE WAS LIKE "YOU WANT ME TO GO HARDER?"
"PSH WHATEVER!"
AND SHE PUSHED REALLY HARD SO I SMACKED HER HANDS AWAY AND THEN SHE SMACKED ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD SO HARD MY HEAD PHONE FELL OUT!
SO I WAS LIKE THAT IS IT!
AND I STARTED TO KICK AND PUNCH AT HER!
THEN SHE KEPT CALLING ME A BITCH AND WISHED THAT I LIVED WITH MY DAD!
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THAT HOMICIDAL BITCH MOVES OUT!

IF YOU ARE READING THIS AUBREY: YOU ARE A DUMB FUCKING CUNT WITH REALLY BAD ANGER PROBLEMS AND YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH ABUSIVE FREAKS!!!!!!!!!
I HATE YOU SO MUCH WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW PISSED I AM AT YOU AT THIS MOMENT!!!!


I LOVE RICK ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND DISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!
AND GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOMOS ARE SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLUBS:


FRIENDS:


ENEMIES:
<------ DO NOT WATCH THIS THING!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/20296187/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/20296187/ Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:22:23 PDT I have art first period though!
hooray!
everyone has been telling me I look like my sister and they ALL want me to join theater, (which of course, I'll do!) and to be in musicals.
One problem.
I CAN'T SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sound like a dying cat when I try.
And I have to have good dancing skills... I know how to do Thriller but that's about IT.
I made a new friend today
His name is Kelly, (lolz x)) and he has a big blue mohawk!
he is hilarious!
But I wouldn't date him or anything. (mohawks are not my thing)
but he is totally awesome!
THERE ARE CRAZY CUTE GUYS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
I am still a bit nervous about High School, but I think it will be fine

I got a REALLY easy math teacher this year, so I'm happy

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/20173713/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/20173713/ Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:28:28 PDT IT WAS AWFUL!
I THOUGH AN 'H' WAS AN 'M' AND A 'K' WAS AN 'R' GAWDDDDD
AND MY EYE IS MESSED UP BECAUSE THE PLACE WHERE THE BRAIN CONNECTS TO THE EYE HAS A LIP AND THAT COULD MEAN CANCER THANK GOD IT'S NOT BUT IT FREAKED ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT I FOUND THE GLASSES I WANT TO GET THEY HAVE A THICK BLACK RIM WITH LIKE AN AQUA TURQUOISE COLOR ON THE INSIDE!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE CAPS LOCK!



I LOVE RICK ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND DISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!
AND GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOMOS ARE SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLUBS:


FRIENDS:
(idk if he is alive anymore TT.TT)

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/20153633/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/20153633/ Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:42:05 PDT
OMG I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!

WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH IS FUCKING RETARDED AND THE FAMILY WHO RUNS IT WILL GO TO HELL I THINK!!!!!!!
THE EVEN HAVE A WEBSITE: godhatesfags.com
GOD HATES YOU, YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBES!
GET RUN OVER BY A BUS!!!!!

I LOVE RICK ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND DISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!
AND GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOMOS ARE SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLUBS:


FRIENDS:
(idk if he is alive anymore TT.TT)

BITCH I'M RICK JAMES!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19961448/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19961448/ Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:42:39 PDT 2 on my face, 1 on my arm and 3 on my legs!

christ I itch sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad Dx
I know it doesn't seem that bad, but it sucks!
Dx



]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19924290/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19924290/ Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:24:34 PDT
He's always all over the ladies and always is like "You're cute "
It really creeps me out.
like in the first one, the girl moves into the house that Casper is in and she picks his room to stay in and lies on the bed and the you see Casper peeking in and then go against the wall and he's like "There's a girl in my bed!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!!!!!"
lmao it made me laugh so hard xD

but yeah.
sorry to waste your time.

you need to watch it and you'll find out what I'm talking about

see ya
~Hana~

A Club I'm in:


]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19924171/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19924171/ Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:16:11 PDT I want to cry really bad...

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19817581/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19817581/ Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:10:43 PDT I LOVE YOU.
I AM BORED AS HELL.
I THINK I'M GOING TO WATCH A MOVIE.

OH YEAH I SAW HELLBOY II. IT WAS EPIC.
ABARHAM IS BITCHEN.
HE IS A FUNNY DRUNK.

I AM CURRENT LISTENING TO A SONG ABOUT WEED.
I LIKE VERY MUCH.
[link]

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19778401/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19778401/ Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:53:40 PDT I AM GOING TO VOMITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAND A BURGER AND I FOUND OUT THE MAYO I PUT ON IT WAS EXPIREDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
AND I HAVE BEEN EWATING A LOT OF COOKIE DOUGH BECAUSE IT IS YUMMY AND NOW I FEEL AWWWWWWWWWFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!
LET ME VOMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19772266/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19772266/ Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:50:29 PDT I was surprised!

yeah, this is a pointless journal, but I don't care!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19734774/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19734774/ Sat, 02 Aug 2008 11:43:24 PDT
1.Post these rules.
2.People tagged must post 8 things each about themselves in their journals.
3.Tag six people and post their icons on the same journal.
4.Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5.No tag-backs.

ok yall' I'm gonna post stuff you do NOT know about me so you guys will be like "omg are you serious?" and don't be about the things I post... Because one of them is really personal.

1)I am a total ghost nerd
2)My favorite color is rainbow
3)My dog's name is Marli
4)I HATE Hannah Montana with a fiery passion
5)I am currently drawing the newest Disney Princess... Tiana!
6)I an a weird unknown form of christianity
7)I am allergic to sugar
8) *THE BIG BEN FINALE* (THIS IS ONE OF MY DARK SECRETS!)............... I wet the bed until I was 13... I know it's gross....I is sorry >.<

CHILDREN I TAG:







]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19726191/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19726191/ Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:08:46 PDT
I got my hair dyed.

I was suppost to get a patch of blonde...

...But the ho gave me highlights.
but looks good.

we went to a concert.

Tower of Power.

It was cool.

Except the fact that my mom got drunk and started yelling at me and telling I was mean and know one likes me...

I think I will Upload a picture of me soon with my new hair.

well, it think i'm going to yell at my sister to quit making out with her bf because they are being really noisy about it >:/

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19639937/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19639937/ Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:53:58 PDT
to be honest, I never really liked batman.
He scares meh.

But dark knight was amazing.
The joker was SOOOOOOOOOO well done.....
He was so convincing.... I really felt bad... I wanted to give him a hug. Even though he would probably kill me xD

He is a fuckin psycho, but I just felt... Really bad.
He seemed like he was abused...

and he was the most HILARIOUS villain I have ever seen.

Jesus... You guys need to watch it.
It is REALLY good.

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19615525/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19615525/ Sat, 26 Jul 2008 23:27:39 PDT TT0TT


]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19509924/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19509924/ Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:21:34 PDT
MONDAY:
I want to go home already. Shaylin and I got in a fuck load of trouble. We left without telling the counselors and apparently we are going to be punished.
But on the other hand, we did a skit and I was CHRIS CROCKER!!!
IT WAS HILLARIOUS!
we did a skit on celebrities searching for sasquatch. I wanted to be Micheal Jackson, (God knows I would have fuckin rocked it xD [THRILLER BITCHES!]) BUT IT WAS STILL FUNNY.
LEAVE SASQUATCH ALONE!
lol.

TUESDAY:
We didn't do jack shit.
just fucking gay-ass classes. And we had KP! (Kitchen Patrol) It sucked ass!

WEDNESDAY:
We had hike.
and we had a small class on how not to get raped and to fuck someone up if they try >:3
SHPLANE!
loljk

THURSDAY:
I got in TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was eating my breakfast and a girl in my cabin named Kayliegh was all like "That smells disgusting."
I looked at her and I was like "What the heck? don't be a bitch about what I eat!"
Then she called me a whore.
But I mean who really cares?
She did apparently.
She told on me.
and the people pulled me aside and gave me a talkin' to about cussing.
bitch.
LATER THAT DAY:
We are cool. Everything is fine.
I went tanning. WHEEE
we had counselor hunt. it was really stupid.

FRIDAY:
I THREW UP! DDDDDD:
IDK WHY BUT I WAS CONSTIPATED(I'M NOT GONNA LIE!)
AND I WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET AND I PULLED OUT THE TRASH CAN AND PUKED MY GUTS OUT.
We had a formal thing with awards.
I wore the coolest dress eva.
and I got earrings from the fly tying instructor.
we had a party and I taught people the Thriller.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SATURDAY:
We left camp.
We had to clean out our cabins utterly and completely. It sucked.
but when we got to the ferry dock, we hung out and I got a necklace.
on the ferry I saw 2 Hotty McHotties and my friends went up and got the older guys number (cause on of them was 13, and I am not a rapist!)
And we got it and quickly put it in our phones. I have never done anything like that before, so I was like 'you know what Hana? Fuck it! Let's go for it! It's not like you'll ever see them again anyway!"
But then I started txting the number and I found out the guy gave me his friends number, who is a girl, and she even called me to prove it.
I was so embarrassed....
Then I turned around and the guy was talking on his phone LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF. I almost cried. I knew he was laughing at me.
and what's worse, is that my friend said he came up to he and told her she is hot and asked for her myspace....That killed me a little...I'm not that pretty, but...It's just not fair... She always brags about that kind of stuff at me.
and thinks I'm a lesbo because I have never had a boyfriend.
TO THE MAN WHO GAVE THE PHONEY #: THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR TH EGO BOOST.

I AM BEING SARCASTIC.

*Starts to cry*

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19490220/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19490220/ Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:12:52 PDT OMG YOU CHILDREN I SWEAR!
WHEN I GOT BACK I HAD 55 MESSAGES AND 227 DEVIATIONS!
SHIT SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CHILDREN HAVE BEEN BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MISSED YOU GUYS SOOOOOOO MUCH AND I AM GOING TO SUBMIT A JOURNAL ABOUT MY TRIP!!!!!
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM GUY CRAZY RIGHT NOW CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST DAY IN A WEEK I SAW A HOTTIE GUY MY AGE!
HOORAY!
BUT I WILL TALK ABOUT THOSE SHENANIGANS IN MY NEXT JOURNAL!!!!!!!!!!!
MUCH LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!1
-Hana

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19351713/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19351713/ Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:39:18 PDT With my friend Shaylin.
It's gonna be awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I is going to miss you guys

I will be gone for a week... hopefully I won't get too many messages! lol

So good-bye my children, you shall be missed...

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19330590/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19330590/ Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:06:24 PDT I think I got it at my friend's party 2 nights ago...
Because all I slept in was a bikini and shorts and we were outside on a trampoline... and I was still wet! and everyone stole my blankets! D:<

BTW: ART UPDATES!!!!!
I HAVE BEEN DRAWING A LOT AND I WILL BE POSTING ART REALLY SOON SO YEAH

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19276982/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19276982/ Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:53:55 PDT While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...

You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you
I'm so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than...

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...

You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull 'em down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
Oh no no no no no no no
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like... PENIS!

[link]

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19266293/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19266293/ Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:29:37 PDT I want to go to bed!
It's 2:30 for christ sake!
fucking a!

ANDREW, YOU SHOULD NOT BE AT MY F*CKING HOUSE AT 2:30 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING! D:<
JESUS, HAVE YOU NO COMMON SENSE?!?!?!?!
I KNOW SHE'S CRYING, BUT I CAN DO THAT! I'M HER SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOME WRECKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19244753/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19244753/ Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:01:00 PDT
God, please kill me.

KANYE COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T LEAVE AKARI BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING TARD!!!!!!!!!
I'M A STUPID ASS WHO CAN'T MIND HER OWN BUSINESS IT'S NOT AKARI'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE REALLY LIKES YOU AND I PROMISE I'LL FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
SORRY I WAS A BITCH TO YOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TT.TT



Zeldalina : I bet you $5 you will make the weird face on your comment when you read this! X3

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19240749/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19240749/ Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:13:30 PDT FUCK!!!!!!!!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19151794/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19151794/ Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:43:31 PDT

Favorites
Color:: Rainbow >:3
Movie:: Little Mermaid, Anastasia, Labyrinth, and Sweeney Todd >:3
Soda Pop:: Baja Blast >:3
Sandwhich:: Meatball, straight up!
Metal:: titanium?
Element:: Water
Day of the Week:: Thursday.
School Subject:: Spinish or Art
Musician/Band:: Too many
Actor:: Will Ferall of course!
Actress:: Ellen Page!!!!!!!
City:: idk
Fast Food Restraunt:: TACO BELL!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDD
Animal:: Unicorn X3

About You
NATURAL Eye Color::Brown
NATURAL Hair Color:: Pale Brown
Weight (optional):141.2(i went to the doctor today) ...CHRIST, I'M FAT DX
Height:: 5'6
Shoe Size:: 9
Pants Size:: 7
Shirt Size:: Medium
Ring Size::uhhhhhhh
Hat Size:: Shmeh?
Star Sign:: Idk
Chinese Zodiac:: Dawg X3
Heritage:: Irish, Swedish...American? lol
Mother's FULL Name:: Deanna ( i dun wanna give you their full name, ok? It's a privacy thing.)
Father's FULL Name:: Timothy
Siblings (Name and Age):: Aubrey 19; Lucas 16
Your FULL Name:: (I will gave you middle name but that's it!) Hannah Marie
Nick Name(s):: Ariel, Hannah Banana, French Toast, Banana Bread
Pets (Type and Name(s)):: Marli(my baby dawg X3), Chosette(cat), Kiri (cat), Spock (my sister's butt-fucking cat lolz XD)
Whats Your Bedroom Theme:: Sky. like blue with little cloud thingies
Street You Live On:: Louis Lane...lol
Car You Drive (IF You Have One):: I is too young to drive!

If You Could Have (a/the) ______ It Would Be A....
Car of Your Dreams:: that one that uses water instead of gas >:3
Type of House/Apartment:: a cool one
Where Would You Live:: Your mom's house lol
Wedding Theme:: Star Wars! lol jkjkjk I really dun like star wars!
Your Own Business:: a paranormal society!
College of Your Dreams:: Pen. State! They have a paranormal program >:3
Boyfriend/Girlfriend of Your Dreams:: *sighs* Tyler Lane~

Now... To End With Some Random Stuff...
Best Book You've Read In A While:: Oh My Goth
Best Movie You've Seen Lately:: Kung Fu Panda >:3
Last Person You Said "I Love You" to and Meant It:: I have never been in love ;_; or had a boyfriend for that matter!
First Person You THOUGHT You Were In Love With:: Probably Ryan Sapp....Idk why DX
Are You In Love With Them Still:: No, I never really was
If No to the Previous, Are You In Love Again Now:: No
If Yes, With Who::

Time to Get REALLY Random... and REALLY Personal
Your First Word:: idk
When You Started Talking:: I really dun know!
When You First Walked:: idk!!!!!!!!
Where Were You Born:: Taco Bell. Seriously. No Joke.
Fondest Childhood Memory::hmmm...
Most Embarassing Memory::ugh, you dun wanna know.
What Did You Do Today:: cleaned... Saw Shaylin
Are You Tired Of This Quiz Yet:: Yeah, sort of.

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19138556/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19138556/ Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:16:38 PDT Today was like the most disgusting day I have ever experienced.

Let's start from the top, shall we?

ok.
So we arrived in Woodburn on the bus and one of the French boys got up and gave me a hug. inside i was like 'awwwwwwwww' Until the words popped out of his mouth.
"You give me head?"
I was like "O-O WHAT?!?!"
he repeated his words. "You give me head?"
"Uhh NO NO NO!"

and he just kept arguing about it.
Me: "no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
French Guy (Thibault):"si si si si si si si si si si si si si!!!!!!!!"
(idk why he was saying yes in Spanish, but he is weird... O.o)

I got away from him and just hung out with my momma, except for on the bus. I didn't want to sit near them, but they sat where I was anyway, and I couldn't move.

Thibualt was being retarded and was singing about licking lollipops. (you all know what I mean -_-'
'WHY ARE FRENCH BOYS SUCH HORN DOGS?!?!'
but it was just a passing thought.
3 1/2 hours later, I got on the bus and was on my way to the airport to drop of the French kids.
Then Bastien, Thibault's friend, asked me to suck his dick.
"NO DAMNIT! YOU ARE FUCKING GROSS!"
and was like "Comon Baby"
"FUCK YOU D:<"
That's when the horror of this trip began.
Bastien unbuttoned and unzipped his pants.
oh fuck.
"WTF ARE YOU DOING?!!?!?!?!"
"Comon! Suck my dick!"
"FUCK YOU, YOU SICKO!" and I gave him the finger.
The argument went on for about 5 minutes.
I am too lazy to write all that happened but seriously, some fucked up things happened in that 5 minutes. O.o
He was really trying hard let me tell you people. but that just made me like him waaaaaaayyy less. He tried sitting by me
and I started screaming.
I seirously thought I was going to be raped on that bus people!
Cause guess what happened.
he had his hand in his underwear.
THEN HE PULLED OUT CAPTAIN WINKY!
I SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I BURIED MY FACE IN MY SEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANTED TO SCRATCH OUT MY EYES.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DUN WANNA GO ON. IT IS STILL FRESH IN MY MIND AND I REALLY WANT TO DIE.

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19093163/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19093163/ Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:08:46 PDT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol
Funny story time people! xD
My friend was at goodwill and she txted me.
:do you have The movie Sleeping Beauty yet? (I collect Classic Disney movies)


Me: Noooo....I wish I did though TT.TT
all I need is that and Peter Pan!

:Well i'm at goodwill and they have it and you should come down and get it because it probably won't be there tomorrow!

Me:You should get it.
I can find one later

: No, I don't want it....I'm getting Mulan or Cinderella 2....
Do you want me to hide it for you?...

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Me: lol I'm such a nerd xD
yeah... will you hide it? >///<

so now it is hidden in Goodwill. I'm going to go pick it up today. lol

NERD ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

check out
's page!!!!!!!!! SHE IS AWESOME!

THANKS AGAIN BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry idk if if it was okay to use your name so I did the icon thingy xD
Clubs I belong to:


]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19039879/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19039879/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:45:42 PDT I NEED THEM TO ABLE TO DO THE JOB QUICK.

I WILL PAY YOU VERY HANDSOMELY!

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE JOB, CALL ME AT :401-992-4050
ONCE AGAIN THAT NUMBER IS :401-992-4050

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19039358/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19039358/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:17:14 PDT IT IS SOOO STUPID!
'urplexSmurf' what kind of name is that?!?!?!?!

sorry my user name just really bugging me right now....

idk why i made a journal about it. oh well.

Clubs I belong to:


]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19029554/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19029554/ Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:32:48 PDT
I WAS JUST SURFING DA AND I HEARD YELLING IN THE GARAGE AND I WAS LIKE "WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!!"

AND ONE OF THE GUYS (MY BRO HAD FRIENDS OVER)"THERE'S A FRIGGIN RACCOON!"
I STARTED LAUGHING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD AND I STARTED SCREAMING! JUSTIN HAD A GUN AND SAM HAD A BASEBALL BAT AND THEY WERE FREAKING OUT AND WERE ALL LIKE "SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT"

I RAN AROUND TO THE AREA IT WAS AND LOOKED THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE BACK DOOR (I THINK IS HAUNTED o.O) AND LOOKED UP AND A RACCOON POKED IT'S HEAD OUT AND I FLIPPED SHIT!
I WAS SCREAMING AND LAUGHING AND I WENT BACK WHERE THE BOYS WERE AND THE WERE THROWING STUFF AT IT LIKE A FOOTBALL AND I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
THEN MY MOM CAME IN IN HER PJ'S AND STARTED YELLING AT US ABOUT HOW RACCOONS COULD KILL YOU AND BLAH BLAH BLAH!
OMG I WISH YOU ALL WERE THERE IT MIGHT NOT SOUND FUNNY, BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Clubs I belong to:


]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19018310/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/19018310/ Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:54:50 PDT It was a lot of fun!
I got a really cute new tee-shirt<3, I went to the beach and drew Ariel in the sand XP (lol NERD ALERT!), and went to a candy shoppe and got a lollipop ^^ <3

on the bus ride home, I was hanging out with the guys and one of them pulled out a bottle of sun tan lotion, looked at me and said "you give massage?"
I was like O-O....SHMEH?!
and he sat in my seat and pulled off his shirt.

>.< neh! I was TOTALLY freaked out!
So I slowly squirted the lotion on his back and began to rub.
And OMG he was going like " oh yes oh!"
FUCKIN NEH-HEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I was just like WTF?!?!?!?!?! Why am I doing this it is weird and I am afraid!
I looked at my friend Matt (who was is not French) and I was just like "Neh-heh! this is weird! totally AKWARD! help! TT.TT"

Then one of the other French guys told me to like touch his butt and was like"nooooooooooooo"
and he was telling me to like kiss his back and I was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
then the guy who I was akwardly massaging was like "yes, touch my butt!"

O

M

G

(Sorry I am still freaked out because I have never done anything like that TT.TT)

Then I stopped and I was like "okay I am DONE"
and he was like "thank you" and he put his shirt back on and I was like "okay....good bye"
and smacked his back so he would go and he was like "Oh baby!"


TT.TT OH SWEET JESUS THAT WAS REALLY DISGUSTING AND WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clubs I Belong To:


]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18982607/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18982607/ Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:05:23 PDT
I THINK OUR FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT EDWARD HAS A CRUSH ON MY BROTHER!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

IT IS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18956207/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18956207/ Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:38:09 PDT
I ATE LIKE A TRILLION STRAWBERRIES TODAY!!!!!!!!!

We went and picked strawberries by the cemetery (I'm a bit nervous about what they use for fertalizer O.O)and omg they are SOOOOOOOO incredibly gooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
and ate soooooooo many!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am still eating some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18931893/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18931893/ Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:22:34 PDT
I AM MOVING.

SHITTY MCSHIT STICKS!!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18858024/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18858024/ Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:00:32 PDT
There where UBER hot french guys where we picked him up!


But we sorta got the french nerd....But he's nice! He's 17 and he looks like he's 12 or 13 but he's cool!

His name is Edward.

srjfhnwafwlijwao[3u

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18845485/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18845485/ Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:31:34 PDT All they had was fuckin Dora the Retarded Explorer!
Shmeh!
I is pissed!
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX
FUCK WALMART!
IT SUCKS ASS!
(except I did find a cute tee there...)
BUT I STILL SUCKS ASS!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18809446/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18809446/ Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:09:23 PDT HE IS IN THE HOSPITAL AND HE'S GONNA BE OKAY BUT I AM FUCKING SCARED SHITLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXX

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18806011/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18806011/ Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:04:43 PDT I want to be an animator/artist for Disney.
wheeee!!!!!!!!
And so my mom is gonna go buy meh a coloring book with all the Disney princesses so i can learn to draw them better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
idk I think this journal is sort of pointless...
I am still freaked out about the 2 girls 1 cup thing though.... neh....
BUT TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
XDDDDDDDDD

..... sad face
I got yelled at DDDDDX

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18789172/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18789172/ Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:44:53 PDT I WATCHED 2 GIRLS 1 CUP TODAY.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS.
THAT IS THE SICKEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
I SERIOUSLY ALMOST VOMITED.

NEVER FUCKING WATCH IT UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT VIRGIN EYES.

I HAVE FUCKING SEE MY PARENTS, MY MOM AND HER BOYFRIEND AD EVEN MY SISTER AT IT. AND A LOT MORE THAT I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY.

BUT NOTHING COMPARES TO 2 GIRLS 1 CUP.
HOLY FUCK.
*vomits*

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY EYES BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18757404/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18757404/ Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:57:55 PDT Like which ones are bitches, which ones never get you homework, and which ones really don't give a rip what you do but give you an 'A'

And this summer I am going to Virgina to visit meh Auntie. I am excited!!!!!!!!! I get to go on an airplane!
I love airplanes.

btw, my good children,
I AM PASSING ALL MY MOTHA EFFING CLASSES!!!!!!!!!
BECAUSE AT THE AND OF THE YEAR THEY AVERAGE YOUR GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw, who here believes i ghosts? random question, but I'm curious.

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18696918/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18696918/ Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:23:43 PDT WE TOTALLY OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS SO AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WISH YOU GUYS COULD OF SEEN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(with the exception of peoples who go to my school on here)
AND TOMORROW I'M GOING TO THE CARNIVAL!
I HOPE I MEET AKARI AND EACHEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18663845/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18663845/ Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:31:11 PDT Friday is gonna suck.

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18641227/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18641227/ Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:38:08 PDT my class is gonna do the thriller dance for the talent show!!!!!!!!!!!!! and my sort of frien caleb is gonna olay Micheal Jackson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
I have a fuck load of exams too....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18573772/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18573772/ Fri, 30 May 2008 09:09:23 PDT Nathan: HEY!
Hana: Shut up -_-
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18371820/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18371820/ Sat, 17 May 2008 18:53:25 PDT I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUTSIDE ALLLLL DAYYYYYYY
I AM SOOOOOOOO TIRED

]]> ~PurplexSmurf http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18354388/ http://PurplexSmurf.deviantart.com/journal/18354388/ Fri, 16 May 2008 16:12:52 PDT EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD
I GOTTA GO WORK ON MY TAN NOW BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> ~PurplexSmurf