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Przyjaciele przychodzą i odchodzą
Wrogowie... gromadzą się. ]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/21704584/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/21704584/ Thu, 27 Nov 2008 18:37:11 PST



Long time ago we had dreams...
All the dreams we had are gone...
Now we have pictures about our dreams... ]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/21702219/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/21702219/ Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:51:23 PST



Long time ago we had dreams...
All the dreams we had are gone...
Now we have pictures about our dreams... ]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/21702202/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/21702202/ Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:49:51 PST



Long time ago we had dreams...
All the dreams we had are gone...
Now we have pictures about our dreams... ]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/21702165/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/21702165/ Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:47:33 PST



Long time ago we had dreams...
All the dreams we had are gone...
Now we have pictures about our dreams... ]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/21338069/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/21338069/ Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:52:46 PST
]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/20515565/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/20515565/ Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:48:16 PDT so...

I need more emotion inside the emotion
I need more expression inside the expression
I need more feeling inside the feeling
I need more life inside the life
I need more...

The World Is Not Enough

Don't Panic by Coldplay - Youtube - [link] ]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/19687383/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/19687383/ Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:32:33 PDT
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]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/18460996/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/18460996/ Fri, 23 May 2008 09:57:37 PDT Our Family Song
For my daughters and all friends.



Thanks Lux for picture my legs


What's Up by 4 Non Blondes

Twenty - five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
And I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out
What's in my head

And I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream at the top of my lungs
What's going on?

And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what's going on?
Ooh, ooh ooh
And I try, oh my god do I try
I try all the time, in this institution
And I pray, oh my god do I pray
I pray every single day
For a revolution

And so I cry sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out
What's in my head

And I am feeling a little peculiar
And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream at the top of my lungs
What's going on?

And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, what's going on?

Twenty - five years and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination






]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/18336992/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/18336992/ Thu, 15 May 2008 13:45:48 PDT Smokie's Comeback



Oh, I don't know why she's leaving,
Or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons,
But I just don't want to know,
'Cos for twenty-four years
I've been living next door to Alice.
Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance,
To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance,
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice...

Chris Norman, Smokie's Comeback, Who the fuck is Alice???





]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/18317718/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/18317718/ Wed, 14 May 2008 09:07:08 PDT Luna - Yessss...it's bloody tulip! Why is green? Beacuase immature. If will be mature will be black Why? Beacuse it doesn't make sense
Cinqth - yessssssssssss lets go crazy gowno do dupy merde alors! ahahhahaha
Selus - Luna has really bad influence on you.


SCHEIßE, Szays, Gowno, Shit, Merde, Do Dupy... Music Centre...Importers of Fine Porcelain and Aqua (Vite?) in Wicklow on Ireland!

Yes... I'm BAD and have a shitty days.




So.... LET'S GO CRAZY!!!
Youtube link--> [link]




Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life

Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The afterworld

A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night

So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby

'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own

And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down
Go crazy - punch a higher floor

If u don't like the world you're living in
Take a look around u
At least u got friends

U see I called my old lady
4 a friendly word
She picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
(Sex, sex) is all I heard

Are we gonna let de-elevator
Bring us down
Oh, no Let's Go!

Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's look 4 the purple banana
'Til they put us in the truck, let's go!

We're all excited
But we don't know why
Maybe it's cuz
We're all gonna die

And when we do (When we do)
What's it all 4 (What's it all 4)
U better live now
Before the grim reaper come knocking on your door

Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down
Oh, no let's go!

Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Look 4 the purple banana
'Til they put us in the truck, let's go!

C'mon baby
Let's get nuts
Yeah
Crazy

Let's go crazy

Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down
Oh, no let's go!
Go crazy

I said let's go crazy (Go crazy)
Let's go, let's go
Go
Let's go

Dr. Everything'll be alright
Will make everything go wrong
Pills and thrills and dafodills will kill
Hang tough children

He's coming
He's coming
Coming

Take me away!

LET's Go CRAZY by PRINCE ]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/18303413/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/18303413/ Tue, 13 May 2008 10:58:45 PDT SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away…

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

THE ANDERSEN MODEL
You have two cows.
You shred them.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows. The Government sold them to their mates who milked them dry and now the government wants you to buy them back.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy…

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN IRELAND CORPORATION
You have two cows. Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a Guinness to celebrate.

SINGAPOREAN CIVIL SERVICE
You have 2 cows. You scold each one everyday before and after milking.
You teach one of them to scold the other.
You instruct them to moo only on command.

LINUX COWS
You get 2 cows for free with promise of free veterinary support.
The cows get sick, your family starts to get hungry.
You contact your local veterinary community for free support
and find out there is no fix for your problem, if there is you will have to wait and that maybe too late. The remedy is to pay the breeder of your free cows a fee. It would have been cheaper to buy two cows from a breeder who includes veterinary support in the price you can call any time. You are disappointed as the media said free cows are the future and you find out the... ]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/18191175/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/18191175/ Tue, 06 May 2008 04:40:30 PDT






]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/17990910/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/17990910/ Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:50:39 PDT My daughter asked me today:

- Mom, how to make "an ass"?
- What size???
- Enormous!!!
- OK

You need:

- 2 baloons
- 2 meters of scotch tape
- 5 rolls of toilet paper
- 1 bucket
- 2 litres of water
- 1/2 pocket of glue
- a little bit of flour
- 1 needle
- 1 brush
- pink paint

And now:

1. Make pulp of toilet paper, water, glue and flour (use a bucket)
2. Mix it up accurately, really accurately
2. Leave it for 24 hours
3. Puff up balloons (use your mouth)
4. Glue the balloons together (use a scotch tape)
5. Cover one side of balloons with pulp
6. Wait until pulp dries up
7. When it will be dry make the balloons "boom!" (use a needle)
8. Get scraps of balloons from new created ass
9. Change your new ass into pink (use the brush and paint)

- Why do you need this ass anyway???!!!
- For Christopher...



]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/17986044/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/17986044/ Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:23:23 PDT Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent."



]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/17890471/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/17890471/ Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:32:10 PDT

Run away from home Luna...run away!!!
Don't wait with dinner for her today.
Run away Luna...run away!!!



]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/17887229/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/17887229/ Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:57:07 PDT

Dream on
Though its hard to tell
Though youre foolin yourself
Dream on

You can hide away
There is nothing to say, so dream on
Dream on
Though its hard to tell
Though youre foolin yourself, dream on

Dream on
Its so easy for you
Though Im broken in two, dream on
Dream on
You can never see
What youre doing to me, so dream on

You can cross your heart and still be lyin
You can count the reasons why youve thrown it away
You can dream your life away without me
But youll never know how much I needed you

Dream on
(...)

(Nazareth "Dream on" 1982)

]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/17807246/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/17807246/ Sat, 12 Apr 2008 05:35:10 PDT

Will ask the God in His haven
What have I given to him from myself
I believed and I loved
And I was who I wanted to be
And I lived how I wanted to live
And I was who I was supposed to be

I'll answer him from myself
That I will pay the debt the better
The more, because I knew
What means that I lacked hope
And few moments, those good moments

And maybe he will say these unnecessary words
It's hard to believe in nothing (...)


("It's hard to believe in nothing" by "One, Two, Three" band, literal translation)

]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/17648410/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/17648410/ Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:12:14 PDT and he stole this from and he stole this from

It looks like a wirus...
...or insomnia
...let's play



[x] I am shorter than 5'4 (Maybe I'm Pygmy)
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces
[x] I wear glasses
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
[ ] I hate my dad.
[x] I hate my mom.
[x] I have a brother. (We have never met each other)
[x] I have two sisters. (I met only one of them)
[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home. (x3)
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[x] I've had children.
[x] I've lost a child
[ ] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment (probably yes)
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[x] I've broken a bone (many times, a lot of bones)
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed
[x] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox.
[-] I was born in a different country (my parents and grandparents come from a different countries, I don't know Who am I?)
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas (Tesco shopping centre, 6 months ago)
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one day
[x] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play
[x] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night (but I prefered top at railway bridge)
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[x] I'm single.
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[-] I'm married. (i'm not sure, maybe... i still have a paper)
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[x] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[-] I'm bi (I don't like women)
[!] I'm gay.
[x] I've had sex.
[ ] I've had phone sex.
[ ] I've cybered.
[ ] I've had sex in public.
[... ]]> ~Radetzky http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/17612874/ http://Radetzky.deviantart.com/journal/17612874/ Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:30:09 PDT I can lie on one's back on the centre street, I can run barefoot in the puddles, I can sit on the sidewalk, I can sing and dance on the street, I can dress badly, I can wear two different shoes (not necessarily but it happens) or two different socks (I wear different socks) but sometimes I can't take photo because I'm afraid of people negative responses. I can't solve this problem. I don't like it at all. I hate people sometimes. I don't understand them at all.



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