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Just some minutes ago I wanted read my messages.

But, when I show up at my site, at the top I must read this:
"deviantART is currently in read-only mode for system maintenance".

OK, but that was exactly what I want: to READ . . .

But it was not possible to read my messages, that's why DA was in read-only mode.

Hey guys, is THAT logical?



Don't drink a random trademark. Drink Red Skull!
http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/25806541/ Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:31:33 PDT One more. [link]

Now it's time to kill again: once here was the "Hate-Raine-Contest", first prize was that I have to kill the winner (killing in a story, not real. I write that only for those who don't know me and look first time into my journal, maybe some dumbasses would suspect a crime . . . ).
As a big surprise everybody won the contest, so if they want I kill them all.

If you are a winner, and still want to die, then fav my "I want to die"-stamp or raise hand now.



Don't drink a random trademark. Drink Red Skull!
http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/25368586/ Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:49:43 PDT That is one more than President Barack Obama got in that TV-show.
I am doubleplusgood than the President of the United States!
Hooray for myself!

And now please all my watchers in CHORUS:
Yay for doubleplusgood flykiller Raine!

EDIT EDIT EDIT!
IMPORTANT NEWS:
If someone catch my Kiriban 30.000, I load up a foto of the doubleplusgood killed dead fucking twin-flies.



Don't drink a random trademark. Drink Red Skull!
http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/24587662/ Mon, 04 May 2009 16:30:55 PDT
Nipplegate, nipplegate, I can't hear that no more.
Those Americans . . .

I mean, maybe it is because I'm only a colour-blind racist, but Janet Jackson looked like a pretty ancient statue. Nice:



If you at the other hand look at germans chancellor Miss Piggy from the muppetshow that is camouflaged as the german christian party -
if you look at that, THAT is a gate. The gate of hell or the wardrobe of the high society for the opera:



omg. gasp! I have no idea which opera that was, but I have the evil suspect it was the Beauty and the B(r)east. Without the beauty, in that case.

At last, want to see MY nipples? Looks like that:



(Once I promised to kill some of my friends, as prizes in the "Hate-Raine-Contest". Maybe this journal is killing some. For the rest who stay alive though, I will write soon the promised kill-story. I promise!)

Yours
Nipplekiller Raine

http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/23638009/ Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:05:03 PDT

GF: "I'm black."
Me: "What?"
GF: "I am black, and you are white."
Me: "No prob, I'm a colour-blind racist."
GF: "Good."

(I know, I know. Don't write me hundreds of notes now, in which you are telling me that black and white are no colours. I already know that.)



Don't drink a random trademark. Drink Red Skull!
*Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/23156140/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/23156140/ Thu, 12 Feb 2009 13:15:59 PST "8 Days to Save..."
I got a shock. Terror-mail from the evil hacker, I thought.
8 days to save all my things from my site, then it were all deleted or such . . . Shudders.
Bring the shitty hackers to Guantanamo and cut them in stripes, that's why I want my peace, please (rhymes).
After the doctor brought me back to life, I opened the mail aaaaaaaaaand:
pwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwt!
Only the usual thing: buy this print, or I shoot this little artwork.
OK, now I can go to bed, no danger today.

Yours, the poor and tired
Raine



Don't drink a random trademark. Drink Red Skull!
http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/22315814/ Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:03:02 PST Have a nice day.

Yours
Raine

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/22059264/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/22059264/ Fri, 19 Dec 2008 02:44:39 PST The hell knows how I could forget where I placed the silly cup.
But, hah, I found it at last in the floor.
I needed more money, so I could have an extra coffee machine in every room.
Another idea were to become president, then I would have a coffee-guard who always knows where my damn cup is hiding.

If you can't find your coffee, try it there:
[link]

If they can't find a coffee for you, ask for THIS:
[link]

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/21364199/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/21364199/ Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:11:20 PST Gabriel (not the archangel, only the german minister for environment and former political expert for pop-music) is alive.
I am sorry.

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/21177231/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/21177231/ Sun, 26 Oct 2008 19:12:23 PDT ) will grant that person nothing. So, you tell me what you not want to see, and I'll draw it not real pretty for you. And then dedicate it not to you with a special Raine Shout Out when I don't upload it.

That's why I cannot give everyone for every Kiriban something if every pageview is a kiriban now.

But, see: you have ALWAYS the honour having caught a Kiriban when you was at my site.
So visit me much and feel much honoured.

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/20441570/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/20441570/ Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:54:44 PDT
This "honorable man" is still free to insult the free world.
This is freedom.

The people who celebrate the whole night after 9-11 and danced and laughed about this,
this "honorable man" are still in Germany and insult the free western society every day with theirs hate speeches against "unbelievers", girls in skirts, jews, woman, gays and so on.
Is this freedom too?

No, that's why all the "aborigines" in Germany are not free at last.
Western people now must be "observed" by retard politics and theirs bullys, that's why they must "protect us" from the islamistic terror.

Of course nobody dare to look under a burka if there is a woman hidden or an alien or an terrorist, that's why "we can not generally distrust this people and they have civil rights too".
OK, and MY civil rights? Gone with the wind.

Not the Burkas but MY computer is under generally distrust, that's why german security-minister Schäuble want to observe it whenever he want.
So the islamists are free in MY country, I am not.

Islamists say, Germany would not belong to me.
It would belong to Allah.
And freedom shall go to hell.

You remember retard Stockhausen who said the terror-attack and the 3000 assasined humans were the greatest artwork ever?

The greatest artwork ever in MY opinion is that our retard government destroyed OUR freedom because of the terror,
but let the terrorists go theirs way.

The german Green Party offers the Guantanamo-prisoners to live free in Germany.
Their freedom, my risk?
Thanks to honorable retard politics, why THEY don't go to hell?

Old Japan had a tradition: Seppukku or Harakiri.
I suggest german politics Harakiri, IF they have a bit of honor.
Of course they have not.

They want us, the people, to suicide.
For example it can be suicide to go to the christmas-market now, or to drive at a train, if a retard bomb it.

They theirselves don't like Harakiri, they like celebrating tolerance with people who trained killing in Jihad-camps in Afganistan.

When I think about Harakiri and Japan, it comes in my mind WHAT did the Unites States with theirs "ethnic japanese" citizens in WW II?
That was not correct in my opinion. That's why these people came to the US to live in freedom there. Not to hate the western civilization.

MY country does the opposite: they give those who celebrate 9-11 like a funny day german papers and makes them german citizens.
But when actress Charlize Theron want to settle down in Berlin, retard german politics allowed not. Why? Maybe she didn't likes that shit this german green politics is wearing:
[link]

My feelings are with the victims in NYC, not with those who laughed and danced about theirs death.
In Germany today it is dangerous to say that in public.
If I show the video about the terror-attack in my showcase, german officials "cannot guarantee my safety". Everybody understands what they REALLY mean.

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/20386047/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/20386047/ Tue, 09 Sep 2008 09:33:55 PDT
[link]

I should make myself a nice present like a kind bullshit-feature.


Hmmmmm, amd since the new system works at DA, I see that most journals I read and watch are dying.
Before the new system there appeared much commenters, but now it is a wonder if 5 deviant write something.
Whereever I look, always the same lame game now.

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/20099218/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/20099218/ Sun, 24 Aug 2008 11:13:55 PDT
Hi folks!
If I stay, would that be the shortest leaving from DA ever?
Would that qualify me for the Guiness Book Of Records?
I guess not, people are leaving and coming back faster than you can say "f...". (Freedom, I tried to say F....reedom). But I am a little bit concerned about that picture [link] that's why I've hidden the word f... .

OK, here are my terms of surrender: (just kidding)
I want a DD for my stamp "I want to pee".
Everyone favs my "I want to die"-stamp, but not one fav for "I want to pee".
I mean, more people go to pee at this planet in every second than to hell.
So I guess there is more need for a pee-stamp than for a die-stamp.
P(l)eese (ya I know) suggest the Pee-DD (rhymes).

If I get the DD not, I stay here and anger people as always,
if I get the DD I stay here and anger people way more.
It's your decision!

(And thank you for your comments here and otherwhere, I was a little bit much angered when I thought I had Trolls and Fakers and Stalkers again under my bed. But there were only the usual german green dwarfs under the bed. No reason to run in circles!
btw dwarfs, if you live in New York City and coincidentally see the former German Foreign State Secretary Mr. Joseph "Joschka" Fischer somewhere in the streets:
steal him a book or throw a stone, people say he likes that).

^^ Raine (Am I an Editor now? I edit this journal! )

End-edit ----------------------------------------------
It is time to leave this place.
I remember a line from a song - "make this earth a better place" - but I guess this is too much work.
In one of my first journals (I had a subscription in these days) are some thumbnails of artworks from my first friend here at DA, who leaved long ago.
That's why I don't delete anything, I haven't forgotten the SylverEyedQueen and nothing were left at DA from her works if I deleted here, because her site is empty now.
Now I am empty too.
I am tired of leaving friends and so I leave myself.
I say thanks to everybody who friended me here,
and I say sorry to those who feeled hurt by me and leaved or banned me or whatever.
It was nice here for a time.
That's why you were here.

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/20012436/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/20012436/ Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:19:07 PDT How I hate that, why can't I help myself?
Always witches and bitches like me only can help others, never themselves.
What a crap.
Once when I was at the evening-college, I had the job to moderate a shitty discussion in public (in front of the whole audience), that's why I was the shitty president of crappy students-parliament in that messy year.
It was about gen-technics.
Idiots and neandertals wanted to talk the science down. It was like in communist states when people had to injure themselves in audience.
Some physicians were there and said "oh I am so sorry to live and to be a physician, and of course science is bad" and such shitty shit.
Left besides me sat a fat female honorable lady, she was the chief of the workers-union in my town.
She told the audience that gentechnics would be like that what he Nazis did, it were murder the people who were not blond and not have blue eyes.
I got crazy.
What idiots.
I told that human being that I were happy if before my birth there had been gentechnics who had healed my illness before my birth, for example.
That I am ill and can't sleep a night and always go crazy about a hurting skin.
And that I am PRO gentechnics.
The human being looked at me like I were Adolf Hitler.
And that thing said to me: "But but but you see that totally wrong, Raine. You HAVE THE RIGHT to be ill!"
I would prefer to have the right to be healthy.
And do you know what?
That stupid thing got 2 years ago the highest german order because of her social disease.
In every normal country they would have hang her at the gallow-tree.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY must be people so shitty stupid?
That was many years ago and NOW they found a method to heal my illness. But not for me, because I am poor now after shitty idiots burned my house under the protection of the shitty german anti-gentechnics-state.
OK, I am alive, if you see me when I am bad you see only red skin (normally I am so pale, whiter than the whites) and it looks like sunburnt everywhere. That is nothing you die from. You feel only like dying, nothing else.
BUT! How many people died in all these years since that shitty crappy discussion when idiots was against science because it was forbidden in germany to search for genetics? Because nothing was found against theirs illnesses? See, in the last months thit and that was found for healing thit or that sort of Diabetes with gentechnics.
Or which disease else.
All these people who died before theirs time!
Only because of criminals like those shitty honorable piece of worthless crap and other stupid politics here.
Please excuse my horrible english, I am so upset now I could start the third worldwar.

Here is my twinny twins photography-account, for those who knows that I'm gemini: [link] Give him some love or some fave, he is cute. I hope. Oh oh.

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/19592093/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/19592093/ Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:28:53 PDT
Just I caught myself my 19.900 pageview,
so the Kiriban 20.000 is near.

Who caught the 20.000 pv, gets a very mean and very annoying, very rude and very embarassing and much insulting bullshit-feature.
A little bit in the tradition of my former "bullshit-features",
but THIS TIME really mean,
not that funny like the first ones that were a parody about usual features.
Warning: if you don't enjoy that: dont catch it.
Parents are responsible for their children.

No prob if you're art is perfect, stunning and unbelievable good (of course it is!) -
I will find a way to write a bad bad badass feature about it.
If you can't imagine: catch the kiriban and you will see.
I promise, you will.

^^ Raine
(horror writer)

If the horror came true and nobody dares to proof the 20.000 PV,
next is the number 21.111
If, too (would rhyme if I had want. But I didn't.).

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/19014554/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/19014554/ Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:31:18 PDT
(omg, I forgot to tell that "Keks" is a german word and means "cookie". Some deviants might have misunderstood this journal. Oh oh.)

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/18963195/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/18963195/ Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:41:39 PDT
Some weeks ago I saw again at youtube a music-video, illustrated with art from DA.
I asked in a comment very kind, why do you give no credit with a little link to the artist, maybe at the end of the video?

The answer was: you retard, what do you mean? The pictures are all mine!
I said, I would not believe that, because the ' pictures ' was by several artists.
The answer was, you idiot, do you want to say I had the art stolen? I have not, that’s why I found all this pictures at Google!

OK, if that is so, I thought, I should google for a house, that’s why I could need one, since mine is burned down.
And, tataaaaaaaa, here I found MY house: [link]
It is MINE MINE MINE, that’s why I found it at Google!

^^ Raine

P.S.: If you'd like the headline "White house stolen by art thieves" left at your frontpage just under the favs, you only need to fav this: [link]

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/18844787/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/18844787/ Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:51:30 PDT
Very weird things happens again this month.
I should not let it all happen without an answer.
But don't be afraid I would overreacting (but, the theme is such weird that there would be no way to overreact, everything would be acceptable.).
I am not good enough to go the Michael-Ende-way and write a Neverending Story about that. I met him once and he gave me the advice to write but not to hate. But at last I am not good enough.
And I have not men enough to go the Lettow-Vorbeck-way, who fought once in German-East-Africa in WW I, though nowadays the homeland is our East-Africa of today.
I will try the Joseph-Beuys-way, who once gave me the advice to act like an artist. I saw no sense in this. Now, he is dead since years, and I wake up and see I was wrong, and he was right. I act all my life like sleeping, is it too late to act with open eyes?
I will see.
When the June is over.

^^ Raine

Edit: btw weird things, I made a poll at my clansite [link]
Vote plz!

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/18653542/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/18653542/ Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:16:44 PDT
people are sometimes so . . . you know.

A real life friend took a look at Deviant Art to blame me for my site,
and told me then about my new „Old Man River“ – ID :
„Oh my god, you look like Albert Einstein!“
But I DIDN‘T stuck my tongue out at that photo.
Btw, Ally Stone were a nice nickname, you know why, my nipples are hard like a stone (" a stone" is "ein stein" in german)!

Btw nickname, I promised Sulis-Minerva to tell here in a journal why my name here is Raine.
It was my nickname for long time, and that happened why my eyes were very oversensualized and when I was outside without glasses, I got tears in all my eyes (all both) when it was windy only for a little second. I looked then like I had cried like a raining cloud.
So they called me Rain, it is my shortened name (rhymes).

And, Jody, that's why we talked about "Indiana Jones and the phantom train of doom", here is the solution:
the person who touched over my hair when I was a child and said "you look like a kind little boy" was THE OTHER hero in that movie, General Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck, the Lion of German-East-Africa. I guess that was clear, because Indiana Jones is a fictive person so HE couldn't have done it.

5 years ago or so (rhymes again) my landlord told me he had seen my photo in the newspaper a day before,
and said to me „you look at that photo like Fidel Castro“.
That’s why it is shitty if you loose the cable of your electric shaver for some weeks.

Raaaaaaa, and some months ago I got a comment about a photo "you look like a cooked lobster". Though I felt very pale, I was ill and had a high blood pressure, so my face was like painted in red.

Another real-life friend (he is studying art and married just – congratulations for the baby!)
looked here though old town-magazines and shouted out after seeing a 15 year old little silly article about me:
„Oh my god, THAT was you? But, but – NOBODY is looking like that! Only Claudia Schiffer!“
That was mean, I didn’t like Claudia Schiffer and he knew it.

When I was since 5 years in the army, one day the foreign officer of the guard let me not enter the camp, that’s why he didn’t believed the person at my passport were really me. Such an idiot, he told after all in the whole town „But it was not my failure, in reality he looked like a 14 year old girl, I swear!“
Never try to enter your army camp if you not wear your uniform.

So, IF I sometimes look weird in any case, PLEASE PLEASE don’t blame me for that.
Maybe I have violet hair next week, or white (I have now some white hair between my blond hair, don’t know how this could happen), maybe I look like Ichabod Crane or like Osama Bin Laden or like Cleopatra,
but please don’t shout out „Oh my god“ then, deal?

^^ Raine (I am not me. I am me in disguise.)

Edit:
P.S.:
If you look like Barrack Obama you ARE Barrack Obama. But if you look like Hillary Clinton you are only Hillary Clinton.

Edit 2:
P.P.S.: If you look like [link] , you are me! OMG!

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/18478930/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/18478930/ Sat, 24 May 2008 12:24:27 PDT Don't forget to find a way to copy all the nice shit from inside my head into my new bodies brain then . . .
Special note to korean and british scientists: NOBODY needs cloned sheeps and dogs,
Raines are what is needed.
Do you hear me? Raines!

[link]

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/18389865/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/18389865/ Fri, 23 May 2008 07:05:37 PDT
after an earthquake it is not enough to wait for a wonder or "pray" for the survivors.
It would more help to donate, a little sum is better than nothing (for example drink a cola less or eat a hamburger less and donate the money).

Go here, whom I watch has some links to help in this journal:
[link]

Once I lost my house and everything I had when my house burnt down, done by an insane idiot who is under the protection of my own state Gemany.

That's why I know how it is to have nothing left, but I am alive and it is ok.
But the people in Sichuan/China lost not only theirs properties, they often lost theirs relatives too.

The sense of this journal was, to promote a deviation about something that happened to me long ago.
That's why the headline is "Heaven sent". I guess, it is a good headline for a request for help too:
not the HEAVEN will sent help, only HUMANS do.

So if you want and can, please [link] don't talk or think about it, do it.
Just do it.

Thank you.

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/18302968/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/18302968/ Wed, 14 May 2008 06:58:20 PDT
My secret identity is no longer disguised!

Just found out that there is a Pinup about me on DA:

[link]

If you write there mean comments, I bewitch you with a magic spell!

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/18090168/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/18090168/ Fri, 02 May 2008 14:36:24 PDT
Everybody at DA knows me as a kind, patient, wonderful nice guy who always tells lullaby stories for little children.

In real life I'm acting like Sarah Silverman:
when I enter a room some people are offended because it's me,
then I say some funny things and everybody is offended.

That's why I tried my first Stand-Up-Comedy yesterday.
What is a stand-up-comedy?
It is one, if people are so disgusted about what you are saying, that they stand up to leave the room or to beat you up.
So it was a real stand-up-comedy, congratulations to myself.

When I am able to walk without crutches ,
I do it again.

^^ Raine

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/17971077/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/17971077/ Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:39:25 PDT [link]
and please please give a little comment for saving the little kitty.

And if you love me please please fav the article at the red heart above left the headline!

If you hate me, please do it too.

^^ Raine

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/17805415/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/17805415/ Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:39:48 PDT [link] Face Your Fear - Contest

Hmmmmmmm. I should.
You?

Next theme, next fear contest for every artist:
[link]

Found it in a journal of MaliceAzriel. [link]

The point is, some art-thiefs in the US want to legalize art-theft.

Go there and make your senator fire under the ass.
If you are no US-resident, write to the US-embassy in your country.

Edit:
Just found THIS article about same theme, but the author says the above article were totally wrong.
Read yourself: [link]

The problem I see is: the european union is on to make such a law too, and here in europe there is only shit in law since the union has theirs political fingers in.

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/17661427/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/17661427/ Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:16:47 PDT [link] there but I was banned 1 second after entering by a bot saying: you are a pervert! Grrrrrrrrrr!

I will sue them at the court, hahahaha. Because of what they are doing is hate-speech, hehehe.

I sue them about 100 Million Dollars compensation, because my shy soul is very very hurt now.

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/17540817/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/17540817/ Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:34:27 PDT [link]

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/17517393/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/17517393/ Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:24:09 PDT the mystery is in men's hearts."
Henry Miller, THE TIME OF THE ASSASSINS

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/17369152/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/17369152/ Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:32:28 PDT Glad to be here again, and it's good to see you again.

My last journal was about boobs.
So, after I wrote a journal about things I have not and I need not,
today I will write about a thing everyboody needs.
Not everyone have, sadly.

You all know these annoying shitty SPAM-mails, like „buy our blue pills and it works with the woman next door“ or such. Don’t know what they think about the woman next door, but I guess they have no idea about the woman next my door..

Today there was one of these SPAM again in my mailbox, I try to translate it in english, it is difficult because it was in a bad german, that’s why the mail came from the US. It was sent by „Abdullah Bush“. I was like „WTF“, because I know neither some Mr. Bush nor some Abdullah.
OK, back to the mail, it was like „our cheap product makes your best body part much bigger“, or in other words „your best piece“.

WHAT?

Idiots. It would make no difference if my best piece were much bigger.
That's why thinking is not more effective if that part is bigger, look at the politicians and you know what I mean.

So, that’s why the subject of this journal is brain.

^^ Raine (rhymes)

PS: that in the avatar is NOT my hat, it is my WONDERBRA-IN.

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/17028796/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/17028796/ Sat, 23 Feb 2008 16:38:00 PST
I’m a fan of the great Alizee (discovered hundred years ago by the great Mylene Farmer),
you can see and hear her here: [link]
And for poor english natives here: [link]

Here is the website: [link]

btw the great Alizee: they say she is only 1,61 meter tall. OK, that’s great enough.

Now I forgot why I made this journal, ummmmm, ah boobs was the theme.
OK, yesterday I showed someone one of her songs at youtube, and the bloody bastard said „Whaaaaaaaaaat boobs!“
After I knocked him down I wondered and asked „which boobs?“.
Oh.
After the bastard said it . . .

It seems I looked since the year 2000 in every dancing and singing video always straight in her eyes.
I always saw only her face in all this more-than-full-body-dancing-and-singing-videos.
Hummmm, but because I want not to marry her I guess it was OK to see her maybe a little bit too deep into the daaaaaaaark eyes, what do you mean?

^^ Raine

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/16174040/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/16174040/ Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:59:43 PST
Wish you a better year to come
Than this one that is gone . . .

^^ Raine

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/15556399/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/15556399/ Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:55:41 PST Not in my eye, that's why I still love your art.

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/15528940/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/15528940/ Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:24:02 PST

Test

]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/15390007/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/15390007/ Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:39:16 PST
Go, see and win the
Shards Modern Fantasy Contest
of [link]

Much prizes like subs and such . . .

And prey for Lakshmi from Bihar tonight!



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]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/15363451/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/15363451/ Sun, 04 Nov 2007 14:29:34 PST
I dream every night.
I need your helping hand in my dream, if that hand would held a loaded gun it were helpful.
I show you a talk with a friend from last evening, it is better than to tell it again.

Rain (10:40 PM) :
I need to talk 3 words about dreams. I dream scary things now, at the day I make my jokes, but in sleep it is not so funny.
I guess, I should write a horrific chapter for the Dreamquest next, maybe it helps
xxx (10:40 PM) :
what do you dream
Rain (10:40 PM) :
you know what I dream after that idiot at DA. I dream about an unlucky day somewhere in time. After all a lucky day cause I am still alive
xxx (10:43 PM) :
didnt he stopped?
xxx (10:43 PM) :
and i think it is time for you to stop saying that you like boys
xxx (10:44 PM) :
to everybody
Rain (10:45 PM) :
hmmmm, yes,he stopped, if not I were dead I guess. Dont know why he let me go
Rain (10:46 PM) :
oh
Rain (10:46 PM) :
you mean the spammer stopped?
xxx (10:46 PM) :
yes
Rain (10:47 PM) :
but the spammer is a girl who fakes a men account
xxx (10:47 PM) :
it doesnt matter
xxx (10:47 PM) :
you like boys ok, but dont tell it to the whole world
Rain (10:48 PM) :
but I dont like boys in the sense of "boy" and at DA I fav myself. That is easy to see or not?
xxx (10:48 PM) :
it doesnt matter
Rain (10:51 PM) :
I liked an elder boy when I was a boy myself, but I'm looking after each skirt. Nothing with boys. Men are ugly, and since I am no longer a boy myself it is unthinkable to like boys in the sense we talk about.
xxx (10:52 PM) :
well ok but how do you think the others understand it
Rain (10:52 PM) :
but of course people who likes own gender have the right to do so. No prob for me. That’s why I had no prob to write once in a story about looking for boys together with a girl.
Rain (10:54 PM) :
the others? but after that silly tagging games at DA (I know now it was a failure to answer that) I wrote that one journal about that. Everybody who read it knows what is meant. And, the spammer does so too. The silly goose.
xxx (10:55 PM) :
you cant know what she knows
xxx (10:55 PM) :
and
xxx (10:55 PM) :
your english sometimes is very misunderstandable
xxx (10:56 PM) :
everyone could take it wrong
Rain (10:59 PM) :
but everybody can see that I make jokes about all. Or not? I never made jokes until that one day long ago, I know that. But I cant change it. I make jokes about the whole shitty world because the world is so scaring. And if someone takes something wrong she can ask, or not?
xxx (11:01 PM) : you cant expect people to act the way you want
xxx (11:01 PM) : people are different

That was it.
OK, I hope everybody who read the journal some days ago, where I wrote under my photo I were a girl, had understand that this was a joke too. I mean, everybody who has eyes in the head can see that it was a joke, you only must read AND look. (And someone understood it very well, right Takeiko?)

This journal begun with my dreams.
Long time ago as a child btw youth I died partially, that is what I dream about.
I want to awake to life again, that’s why I am here at this artistic place.
So if you like me, sent me some help into my dream. Sometimes such things works, why not here?
I need another end for that dream, like a movie when you want another final.
Give the evil in my dream a bullet between his eyes and save me.
I had not a gun when I needed one, but maybe it helps now.

And if you like me not, no prob (rhymes),
but then spam not here, spam anywhere (rhymes only lame).

And I hate the spammer not, because I like that girl no matter what she wrote here everywhere in the comments days ago. (But maybe the person behind the fake is a fake too, who knows . . . I have eyes to see AND to read, but this is only internet. Internet is only a big lie. Besides that it is a big chance for meet nice people from all over the world and brings the nations together.)

And that's why I made this journal: I never care what people think about me. PEOPLE. But not friends. I care what friends think about me, and this journal is for friends only.

Thankies!
^^ Raine



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Maybe I watch more deviants than shown in the "Friends"-List. But if you not watch me too, you can be Jesus, Darth Vader, Donald Duck or Blackeri, I will not list you here then. http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/15194846/ Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:18:09 PDT
Now it is high water mark, I have the hate now!
Normally nothing can make me angry, but enough is enough.
Maybe someone remember one of my first journals after I was tagged again and again?
I told there a personal reason for not beiing amused about pedos.
The rotten dog who insults me here day by day as a pedo knows well what that can cause in a victims mind, and I need some action now.
I cannot get the one who makes all that spam-accounts.
But maybe I can make some anger in my own rotten country.
Much pedos here, some of them in politics.
I want a civil-war.
I want see the blood below my feet.
60 years peace in Germany are enough.

And when I am on the way to rant, the next theme:
it seems only my friends reads my stories, NOBODY else!
Have you seen the pageviews of the chapters 1, 2 and 3 of Dreamquest?
It was 188, 172 and 138 !!!!
And what got I the last days? Some 1000 pageviews because of that spam-shit.
I should stop writing Fantasy and writing Spam!
What?
Yup!

End of edit.

2nd edit today: forgot to change the silly mood!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Where have all the faked accountnames gone?
DA has banned them one by one:

Now banned 14:

!Lamidicus
!kuuppo
!BigFatOne
!bigfatone1
!BigFatOne2
!bigbigone1
!Bigfatonna
!gotichtero
!ISEEYOULIE
!faggotraine
!THEBESTGOD
!JOSEPHTH0MAS
!I-AM-RAINE-THE-GAY
!Johannes-RainerPEDO
!LMAO-LLAMA
!frenchiefriez
!ohsogreat

I found the name !Lamidicus
in this very interesting journal too: [link]

The newest crime: the account, the artwork and the avatar of JosephThomas was stolen by the spammer!

Here the original:

Here the fake:

Art-thieves are evil, but name-thieves are more evil!

What comes next?
If Abraham Lincoln writes comments here, please be suspicious!

I guess, the person is the same who "reported" my birthday-present to DA (it was "required" then from my gallery), so it would be no problem to ban the IP, if,
IF DA has not written to me:
"It is not our policy to release the names of people who report deviations; the system is anonymous."
Too sad, if it is anonymous, the IP is unknown.






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Maybe I watch more deviants than shown in the "Friends"-List. But if you not... ]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/15161978/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/15161978/ Sun, 21 Oct 2007 17:06:48 PDT
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, you got me!

You got me, I have


This picture was my failure, for that I was identified in a old soldiers list:

You see a chest, no adams apple, the short hair can’t hide that this is a girl.
A DA-friend became suspicious because of the photo, found me in the soldiers-list (including gender, name and photo) and forced me to tell you the truth.

OK, and the girl in the story „A Feature For Nice Boots“ was me, mine and myself too:
[link]

And now kill me.

But, please understand, it began as a harmless joke when I was asked here about my "weird" name long long ago.
I mean, everybody can see that Raine is a girls name, if I were a guy I‘d have the name Rain, don’t you think so?
I guess it is not a crime to be a girl in our western and democratic society.
(But it is funny that some "male" accounts here at DA are from females and some "female" accounts are from males.)

But if you don’t want to marry me, the gender is not a problem I hope.

^^ Raine



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]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/15061843/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/15061843/ Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:30:42 PDT
The Contest Is All Over Now

The theme was free, inspired by these two chapters of the Jaguars Story:

Rules: no sources that cannot be used outside DA, because the works will be used at my website outside DA. (You know, DA deleted my birthday-present from my site here, because a kind „reporter“ reported it to the Staff. Reason: it was not made by me. Hey, do YOU made all your birthday-presents you got from friends yourself? Hahaha! So I have to present the stories and theirs illustrating art outside DA at: [link] )

1st Price Sculptures:


1st Price Photomanipulation


1st Price Painting


1st Price Bloody Orgy


I said before, that after the jury has spoken everybody at DA will hate me more than ever before.
And that’s why: everybody who was in the contest has won, everybody gets a 1-year-subscription. (btw got: some subscriptions appeared last week at the winners sites.)
I decided before starting the contest, that everybody would be a winner.
The plan was: one 1st Price, one 2nd Price, and ALL others a 3rd Price.
But the entries were too good to give one of them not the First Place.
This contest was about a story setted at the island of Huanaca, where the great pyramides are.
All winners stands at the top of the pyramide now,
nobody at a stair below. (rhymes!)
YOU were not in the contest?
Hmmmmmm, bad for you, good for me: so I can save some money for eating and drinking and such . . .
If there were hundreds of entries and I had to give a 3rd price to everyone, I’d been lost my life for sure.
So thank you very much everyone who didn’t participated: you saved me. Thankies!
And this is the reason, why I could not tell before that everybody would get a price: guess how much entries with naked girls at the toilet or at whatever I‘d got then . . . http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/14773567/ Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:37:41 PDT
[link]

Jury spoke , Joke poke .
The cruel Jury has spoken.
But what?
I am mean and don't tell it today.
The word "jury" and the word "joke" have something in common.
The first letter is "j".
Both words has each 4 letters.
And me, the 13th jurymember, me is mean (the word "me" is part of the word "mean", you see?).
After this mean words we can take a look to the possible winners.
My own subscription ends this week, do you think this is a reason to win the first, the second and the third price myself?
Why not, I wrote chapter 1, 2 and 3 of Dreamquest, so I could win 3 prices I guess.
What do you mean?
Am I mean, is it true, or is it a joke?
Guess.

End of edit.
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Kill my Poll: [link]

Sculptures: Closed. But I am mean and don't tell who has won until the contest is complete closed.

Photo/Photomanipulation: Closed, but you know I am mean . . .

Drawing/Painting: Closed, mean again.

CSS: Open but mean too.

Jury: Those 12 angry men:




Theme: free, inspired by these two chapters of the Jaguars Story:
by cruel

First entry
http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/14736641/ Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:48:02 PDT
It is a shame that good writings never has good pageviews at DA.

Best example is this awesome and outstanding work:



This minimalism work is stripped down to its most fundamental features.

But where are the most fundamental pageviews?

Where are the most fundamental favs?













An advice in own project: the deadline of my contest is near.



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Don’t forget my club:



Don’t forget my contest: [link]

Maybe I watch more deviants than shown in the "Friends"-List. But if you not watch me too, you can be Jesus, Darth Vader, Donald Duck or Blackeri, I will not list you here then.
Don't tell me that I'm cruel, I know that. Ahahahaha!


]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/14582488/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/14582488/ Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:43:39 PDT
A little answer to JazzyMankind's little question [link]

The world is black and white enough.
I like b/w, but most as lineart . . .

In photography I like more the drift-away-style:


Or the focus-style:


And the cavalry-style:


The festival-style


Last but not least the bass-style (and the hair-style too)


And I like every special shot.
And that’s a very personal view, everybody has its own special shots.
That’s why I dont say I would not like b/w photography at all, it is a thing of the mood and I am coloured in these days.
Do you know the movie Pleasantville? I'm coloured now. And I wont back down.



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Don’t forget my clubs:



Don’t forget my contest: [link]

Maybe I watch more deviants than shown in the "Friends"-List. But if you not watch me too, you can be Jesus, Darth Vader, Donald Duck or Blackeri, I will not list you here then.
Don't tell me that I'm cruel, I know that. Ahahahaha!


]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/14136105/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/14136105/ Sun, 16 Sep 2007 10:33:42 PDT
12.000 pageviews, hmmmmmm, better than nothing.
But if I had 12.000 entries in this contest, I would like it more!
Haha, but I have not 12.000 friends and watchers who would create something for the contest.
But the friends I have, that is for sure, are worth more than 12.000 watchers.

One of them has birthday today, so go there and congratulate if you want:


Happy birthday, Niji!


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Contest-time!

Theme: free, inspired by these two chapters of the Jaguars Story:
and / .

First price is a one-year-subscription, 2nd a 6month-sub, 3rd a 3 month-sub.
And everybody who was in the contest will be featured.

The first question I got was: "does this contest include sculptures?".
This contest include what YOU can imagine.
I guess, most entries will be drawings or photos or photomanipulations,
but YOU are the artist, if you have an idea for a sculpture it is your decision to try it.
If you make a movie, it will be OK too. But not longer than 2 hours please . . .

Attention: no problems for paintings or drawings, but if you make a photo-manipulation it is not allowed to use such stock who doesn`t allow the using of the artwork „outside DA“. That`s why I want to show the art at my DA-sites AND at my normal jaguarclan-website. That means, who makes an entry in this contest allows me to use it at the jaguarclan-site and the Huanaca-club-sites-gallery here at DA. That includes no commercial use of course!

(Maybe they bann me once here, for such a reason like I use my own ID with my own face, made by other deviants . . . (see an example for such things here: [link]) Then it is a good idea to have such pictures at my own website, isn`t it?)

Yours
Raine

First entry Aug 16, 2007, 8:07:47 PM


Second entry Aug 20, 2007, 3:58:11 AM


Not an entry, but pretty too:


No entry, but take a look:


No entry, general illustration for the novel:


No entry, illustration for chapter one:


Tipp: Don't fav a random energy drink, fav Red Skull!
http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/14109907/ Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:57:02 PDT
I thought, I had all seen, all heard and all read what you can imagine, but sometimes . . .

Today I read in a journal of one of the deviants I watch that a friend of her died yesterday.

I looked at his site, there was much comments at the frontpage like "Rest in piece" and so on.

In his last journal there was 3 comments, this was the third:
"~xxxxxxxxxxx 2 hours 55 minutes ago
um...did you die? whats with this rest in peace thing?"

I really don't know what to say.
I guess, I need vacation from people. Sometimes.



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]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13655860/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13655860/ Wed, 08 Aug 2007 00:45:08 PDT
News from my stolen birthday-present: [link]

DA has its 7th birthday.

I had birthday too, and I got a present by another deviant.

This was the wonderful artwork "Under The Jaguar Moon",
it was made especially for me,
that`s why I am a member of the jaguarclan,
the artist didn`t want load it up at theirs own gallery,
I should do it in it in mine.
"Under The Jaguar Moon" was required by the DA-staff some days ago,
I was told in a note it were a "violation of copyright".

Look here: [link] Nothing . . .

A very "nice" person "reported" the artwork to the DA-staff.

(In the deviations description everybody could read that it was a birthday-present from dear to me. Or what do you think, how could the reporting fool know that this was not made by me? He could only know, cause I wrote it and gave credit to the artist.)

And in the same note I was told if I'd do it again my "account may be suspended for a period of time or banned".

I was insulted by the accusation to have possibly committed a plagiarism.
I am the owner of this work, I cannot violate my own copyright, or what do you think about that?

When I came to DA, I loved this place.
Here I can share ideas with artists, here I can look for art for my fantasy-world.

Yes, I loved this place.
That had changed for a moment, cause I thought DA deleted my birthday-present.
OK, I can get the file back from the staff, they saved it.
Yes, I had no file at my computer, cause I thought DA were a safer place for artworks than my old PC.
Yes, the artist had it not longer at theirs PC, cause artists always need the space for new art.

But your comments in the comment section of the required deviation are away forever. The congratulations to my birthday are disappeared.
What would DA and the community say, if I could delete all the congratulations to DA's 7th birthday now?
OK, I cannot, and I want not.
Because I am here for enjoying art and not for destroying art.

DA is for art and enjoying art, right? Right.

If DA deletes the art of the copyright-owner (in this case the copyright-owner was me) from theirs own and paid account,
this is NOT enjoying for sure.

I am sure, the person who "reported" the required work never paid for a subscription. Not for theirs own, not for another sub.

I would like if I could love DA as well as before.
For that it would be useful, further not to believe to such anonymus persons who use the "report" like SPAM.
I know, other deviants have the same problem with "disappearing" works in theirs gallerys.

I have a wish to DA`s birthday: let disappearing and banning silly spammers, not working deviants, please.
Because it can be EVERY artpiece reported by this or another anonymous fool tomorrow.

For the next 7 years to come
with your art and not SPAM!

Thank you very much!

Happy Birthday, Deviant ART!

(Please follow this [link] and kick the "reporting" art-thief . . . )

Anyone wants to „report“ my ID or my icon to the DA-staff?

For example the kind anonymus who „reported“ the birthday present that was made by Dehearted to me?
(So it was required from my gallery although in the description of the artwork everybody who was able to read could see Dehearteds credit and her congratulation to my birthday, including the permission to load it up in my gallery. Please see the details here: [link] and here: [link] )

OK, I have the copyright of my own face, that`s for sure.

But, why not report my ID and Icon nevertheless, dear informers?



I am not the artist who made my icon, it was Selfish-Eden.
(OK, it is in the artworks description already, but I tell it here ag... ]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13574041/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13574041/ Mon, 02 Jul 2007 06:27:14 PDT :

This is the ID of Rainfall-Club
the club is started by and



If you want to be one of the first members and not the 1.907.865th random member, join now.

You need no umbrella, cause it is always sunshine-mood there.
And me too.





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Maybe I watch more deviants than shown in the "Friends"-List. But if you not watch me too, you can be Jesus, Darth Vader, Donald Duck or Blackeri, I will not list you here then.
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]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13558889/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13558889/ Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:23:24 PDT
Catch my 10000 th pageview and I spent a night with you.












Update: cool, I catched it myself: [link]
That`s fine, I like to spent the night with myself.



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Maybe I watch more deviants than shown in the "Friends"-List. But if you not watch me too, you can be Jesus, Darth Vader, Donald Duck or Blackeri, I will not list you here then.
Don't tell me that I'm cruel, I know that.


]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13517174/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13517174/ Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:24:41 PDT
On which side of the mirror do we live?

What do you think?



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]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13460318/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13460318/ Sat, 23 Jun 2007 13:29:33 PDT
Feature-time!

A feature for

Where I belong - Miss Lemur

I love how GoneWithWind is discovering new worlds for us.

Bloom

A portrait with special magic that the beholders can feel.
I would like to see more such portraits.
(Haha, I guess this is not GoneWithWind herself,
but she must not hide herself too . . . )

Let go your dreams...forget...

But what shall I do, if ever they comes back?
(I hope for your comeback too, my dreamgirl).

Practice on painting:

She says she made a million mistakes in this digital painting.
Maybe! But I love each of them.

It is your decision what you will do.
I will remember you,
wherever you go,
wherever you are.

Yours
Raine



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]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13347669/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13347669/ Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:30:57 PDT
Please take a look:





That was not 100 % correct.
Next try:


That was not 100 % correct again.
Last try:


I`m 14 again. Though I`d like to restart again it is not reality.

I am happy enough, if I`m in 10 years so young like this young human:
[link]

If you want to know your gender and age, go there and post ONE thumb and your icon: [link]

Good luck!

Yours
Raine



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Maybe I watch more deviants than shown in the "Friends"-List. But if you not watch me too, you can be Jesus, Darth Vader, Donald Duck or Blackeri, I will not list you here then.
Don't tell me that I'm cruel, I know that. Ahahahaha!


]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13251117/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13251117/ Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:54:24 PDT
Magira is a fantasy-world, the first novels are written by Hugh Walker and available in german and english.



At this world exists four continents: Ageniron, Urassu, Hondanan and Huanaca.
In cultural case Ageniron stands for Europe, Urassu for Asia, Hondanan for Africa and Huanaca for America.

At this world live real people, it is like an eternal roleplaying game and the history of this world is simulated in an eternal wargame.

The members are organized in Clans, each Clan with theirs own culture.

The difference between the other Clans and "my" Clan is: the other clans have most one culture and one folk, the Jaguarclan is multicultural and their members are from all folks.
The Jaguars are not Jaguars cause they are born as a Jaguar,
they are cause they want to be!
That means, we are not a race, we are an order.

This Club exists since 1966. Longer than the internet, much longer than DA.

But at DA the Jaguarclan is reborn. Here we are:



My fantasy-stories are playing in this fantasy-world.
If you like it and would like to read more, I invite you to join the club.
If you want to stand by me and join the club, please sent a note to me or a note to .

Yours
Raine



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]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13200565/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13200565/ Sun, 03 Jun 2007 10:04:05 PDT
forced me to feel tagged, cause I feel free. Grrrrrrr!
Maybe this is the price of freedom.

OK, but this is the very very last time I acceppt a tag.

Here are the 6 weird facts about me:

1. I am a weird fact myself.
2. I am another weird fact myself.
3. I am so weird.
4. I am weird at night.
5. I am weird at day.
6. I am weird ever.

If someone wants to know 6 weird things:

1. I am a weird thing.
2. . . .

Raine is my name, I`m weird again (rhymes).



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]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13109902/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13109902/ Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:32:26 PDT
I want to start an experiment.
Here is a lineart, once a present to me, now coloured, would you do me the favour and fav, fav, fav that?
All you need is fav - or all I need for that.

If you have more than one account, feel free to fav it twice . . .


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Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaartyyyyyyyyyyyy!
All my friends are invited, and all the friends I lost too.



killed me in a journal: Killing the jaguar [link]
This girl kills me. I`d knew it since the first day at DA!
, you are right: too bad it is not possible to fav a journal, in this case that one from BloodyVoodoo.

Tom Sawyer is at my party too:
let him out.

My first birthday-present, in my gallery!
from

I made myself a book-present: "The Wishing Game" by Patrick Redmond (in Britain "Something Dangerous").
I could kill the writer.
I`ve read it the 5th time now and it ends always in the same silly way again.

Guests in the journal-comments:
http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/13046196/ Tue, 22 May 2007 02:55:56 PDT
Bloody Voodoo, the next Bond-girl:


BloodyVoodoo is an artist, who makes wonderful icons, especially such with sweet little birds.
Sometimes she is and the sweet little bird is missed then.

But BloodyVoodoo eats not all animals:

It’s still alive and it thanks the bunny-god that it is a bunny and not a sweet little bird.

One day somebody will bite into BloodyVoodoo, I guess:

Is it a bird? Is it Supergirl? Is it a M & M?

Who eats the bird? Was it the black catwoman?

Or drunk Lestat his blood?

But at the end of this feature all turned good:

I found the little bird, here it is.
The bloody crow is catching you.
Beware the dangerous Voodoo.
She sprides her wings and fly over you, bombarding you with M&M’s.

P.S.: Not one photomanipulation in this feature.
That’s why you shall visit yourself her gallery:



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]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/12958986/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/12958986/ Tue, 15 May 2007 23:45:32 PDT
7 Ways To Kill The One Marie

1. Tell her, redhaired girls were boring.
2. Tell her, her sister would not rule.
3. Tell her, Jack sucks.
4. Tell her, she totally sucked at hair.
5. Tell her, the „adversary“-girl was voted to the girl of the year.
6. Tell her, you don’t know what „ab – stine - nce“ is.
7. Tell her nothing more. Ask her that simple question (works most funny if you are a boy): „Do you want a blowjob? Oh, you’re only a girl. Hmmmm, but that is your own failure.“

If she is alive after that, then you have to run!

That was not the promised killing-story.
This is only a silly damn journal like all my journals.
Remember, remember the toilet-contest of september! (rhymes)
If not the entries to that new contest immediately fall from the sky like roasted chicken, I write every day such a insane and cruel journal.

Yours
Raine-de-Sade



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]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/12837677/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/12837677/ Mon, 07 May 2007 23:40:43 PDT
The ambassador of Korea in my friendlist is Nicole.

A little view over her astonishing artwork:


death note, skrhdid's icon and the Uchiha Bros.


A birthday present and a finished violin


Rain (not Raine) and Raine (not rain) and Red hair (soooo fair)


Coloured and sketched and winged

And this is herself:


She draw me, and like all great artists who draw me I love her.
At my worldmap below now is a heart in Korea too.

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Huanaca-chat for the members: http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/12824437/ Wed, 13 Jun 2007 14:16:04 PDT
The birds are singing in the sky,
the month is May (rhymes not ),
the weather is fine,
and it's Contest-time (rhymes).

Time for the ultimate Doomsday-Contest, the

T O I L E T - C O N T E S T !

Only high art desired!

Only for friends and watchers.

The Jury: my personal 12 angry men (my dice).

Price: a fine quality role of toilet-paper, with my artistic autograph.

(Entries only after note to me before drawing/shooting).

Let's start the Toilet-Massacre!

UPDATE: some interesting ideas in work!

UPDATE 2: Just wanted to show you my erogene zones:
artwork by the great

UPDATE 3: Brad Pitt wants a butt-double in the movie "The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button". Curious. I needed none. Muhahahaha!
So if you once see a manip with a naked mens butt in the toilet, it is not his. Maybe it is a double ones. Not mine.

UPDATE 4: FIRST ENTRY for the contest:

by

The epic fights of Robin Hood or the heroes of "Lord of the Rings" are nothing after seeing this.
I was really speechless.


Those perverts! A naked pussy at the toilet!

Yours
the speechless Raine

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Don't tell me that I'm cruel, I know that. Ahahahaha! ]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/12776844/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/12776844/ Tue, 01 May 2007 17:51:42 PDT
Hehehe, the I-Miss-You-Contest [link] by is over and I congratulate the lucky winners.
The lucky winners are:
Colour Catergory:
1st Place

112 Votes

Black and White Category:
1st Place

82 votes

2nd Place (only for information)

38 votes

Dear my friends, would you hate me if I'd say I'd know that before?

I voted for my friend sanjart only cause the situation was so clear from the beginning . . .
She had no chance of course, but ALL others had double no chance.

If this had been a contest with a jury and I were a member of the jury, I hadn’t voted for my friends sanjart's picture.

Some other nice works I like:


1 Vote


7 Votes


13 Votes


6 Votes


21 Votes

http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/12766552/ Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:32:24 PDT
Missing fairness?
Is it unfair to ask my friends for voting for a picture from my friend sanjart?

Here are the rules of the I-Miss-You-Contest:
"5. All people are free to give your vote in this journal, so, you can invite your friends to vote. But, one more time, Votes from Deviantart accounts createds after this day, April 21th 2007, won’t be accepted."

Hmmm, what is unfair? This date. The April 21th is the day after my house was burnt by a criminal. That is unfair. But I will stay fair and you not bore with this, ahahaha!

The rules say, everybody can invite theirs friends to vote.
That's what I do, that's not unfair says the rules.
And I did it after others did it too.

For example, others had invited theirs friends to vote, that was fair so has my asking for the same to be fair too.
For example, everybody can vote for btw full nude pictures, that's freedom of art and "artistic-nude" and not unfair.
But it is a bad luck for all these deviants who give an entry without naked girls into a contest, you got me?

But, maybe, if the boy in the picture I want you to vote for were NOT wearing a jeans, if he were nude, maybe than he got as much votes at the first day as others in this contest too.
So, means that it was unfair from sanjart to upload a NOT-nude picture of her boyfriend at DA?
I guess not, I guess that's only fair enough from her.

Some people vote only for naked woman, never for other pictures.
Is that fair?
At last I consider, it is unfair too that the mankind has two genders. Ahahaha!
Or that too much men look like gorillas, this is unfair too, otherwise the world could look much more nice than now.

So, quod erad demonstrandum.

Feel fair and feel free to vote for this picture in the I-Miss-You-Contest:



Of course I have already voted.

If you want help please go HERE: [link]
scroll down and write C 33 in a comment.
C 33.
Do it now or never, the contest ends this weekend and others calls theirs friends too for a little help like this.

It is only fair if I do it too for a friend, and that I ask not for me is fair too.
I would not ask for myself, cause I am sooooooo naive and believe in the art-loving choice of the voters at DA (excuse this crazy joke).
That's cause I'm a blond. Ahahahaha!

What had I given as an entry in this contest, If I were a photographer or a photo-manipulator?
This: a full-nude brain.

Yours
Raine

P.S.: If you vote for another artpiece cause you like it more it is ok. One of my friends did it and I love her still . . .

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Don't tell me that I'm cruel, I know that. Ahahahaha! ]]> *Raine-de-Mer http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/12708351/ http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/12708351/ Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:52:25 PDT
Today I want to feature an artist in the tradition of the great german artist Joseph Beuys (who once told me that every human is an artist), to feature an artist that deserves much more interesse and pageviews:
bigfatone!

At first, when bigfatone added me and wrote that she loves my gallery and I seemes so pretty and very nice, I thought this were a joke.

But then half DA sent me notes, that bigfatone is right, everyone tells me how pretty and nice I were, OK, then I have to accept my fate!

And that's why I'm today so pretty and nice to feature bigfatone.

What can we say about bigfatone? We could say she is a really happening artist, but that doesn’t quite cover it.
We could say her enthusiasm for pretty and nice guys (like me) is a natural law.
When bigfatone read that I feeled so ugly like a former german emperor at the day she contacted me, she was so friendly to bring a smile at my destroyed lips with this:

Springtime for Hitler or for myself?
(I guess she want not to draw me as Charly Chaplin . . .)

I am very thankful she drawed not the german army of WWII, so she drawed this:

A russian balletrina army.
That is what the world needs.
Now I'm waiting for George Balletrina Bush and his army of Dixie chicks.

And now all spotlights on this masterpiece, it is nearly as good than these of kaitouace, a great conceptual artist at DA.

Chinese Dream Boy
And that's why I call to all nice guys here at DA: visit s site, add her as a friend and fav her art.

If someone is looking for a girl like that and looks like this one:
*****************
please tell her.

And that's the tragic of bigfatones friendly visit at my site:
since I once saw all the most pretty female german political leaders in the TV, I am much more than bi and no longer able to love a girl in the sense bigfatone is looking for.
And a nice and artistic girl like bigfatone deserves some better than a crazy one like me in all my new bishieness.

Aww, before I forget it an advertisement for myself:
If you are like this: or this:
please tell me!
Ahahahaha!

Yours
Raine

I am proud to fight for my home in the dreams.

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Maybe I watch more deviants than shown in the "Friends"-List. But if you not watch me too, you can be Jesus, Darth Vader, Donald Duck or Blackeri, I will not list you here then. http://Raine-de-Mer.deviantart.com/journal/12518851/ Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:31:35 PDT
Today is the Birthday of a good friend of mine.

I will not congratulate for this day.
What is a day?
A day is less than a week, but more than an hour.
A day is much less than a year, but much more than a second.
A day is much much less than a life, but much much more than nothing.
Why should I congratulate for the birthday? Why not for the other days?
It is only a point in the time.
But time is flowing like the sea,
it is moving like the universe.
Time is changing.
You cannot go to a place in time like you go to a place on earth or in fantasy.
But you can go to a place like DA, to a place like the gallery of .
And that's why I congratulate you for your art, dear ,
and I congratulate us at DA for the chance to enjoy with your artworks.

Thank you for being here at DA.
(And thank you for stand by me at Huanaca.)

Yours
Raine

Four Hearts For Dehearted (Mar 19, 2007)

Hearing to this vid, [link] , I'm going through Dehearted's dark chest of wonders: [link] .

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Her art is speaking for itself,
her photos are poems,
her pictures are tales of wonder.
She needs not stock, cause she has friends, the forrest,
the moon, the stars, the night, fantasy and imagination.

I am proud to fight for ]]> *Raine-de-Mer