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                <title>...would be a good name for a band.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2005 15:30:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sometimes someone says an unusual phrase that would be a good name for a band. At some point in 2005 I decided to start keeping a list of such names. Consider it my tribute to Dave Barry.<br />
<br />
I'll be adding more names as I discover them, as well as accepting suggestions from all of you. Bear in mind, however, that the best band names are things that you happen to hear or say by chance. Don't sit down and try to think of names--the best ones have a story behind them.<br />
<br />
If you form a band with one of these names, or someone you know does, or you find out about one, let me know so I can add a note.<br />
<br />
That said... the list. [Newish items marked with a star.]<br />
<br />
Acidic Juice<br />
Agile Beaver<br />
Anne Points [From ~<a class="u" href="http://astonishme.deviantart.com/">astonishme</a>, 9-13-06]<br />
The Automatic Emergency Defibrillators<br />
Barbara Cannot be Ignoble<br />
Bouncers and Goat Cheese<br />
Box of Surprise [From ~<a class="u" href="http://astonishme.deviantart.com/">astonishme</a>, 9-13-06]<br />
Cap'n Ahab 'n' the Whalers [From Ben, 11-26-05]<br />
Casual Wombat [From *<a class="u" href="http://amberfoxwing.deviantart.com/">amberfoxwing</a>, 11-30-05]<br />
Caveman Bozo<br />
Cell Phone Terrorists<br />
Diseased Armadillo [From *<a class="u" href="http://amberfoxwing.deviantart.com/">amberfoxwing</a>, 12-19-05]<br />
Drawing Naked People<br />
Dr. Kevorkian and the Nuclear Sex Toys [From Ben, 11-26-05]<br />
Dream-Jesus<br />
Dying Geriatrics<br />
The Edge of Fancy<br />
Educated Eggdicator<br />
Enough About Skanks...<br />
Female Samurai<br />
Feminine Daze<br />
Firewood ICE<br />
Fish Comma Giant [From ~<a class="u" href="http://astonishme.deviantart.com/">astonishme</a>, 9-13-06]<br />
Flaming Pants<br />
Floral Authority<br />
Forks Leak<br />
Freakbox<br />
Frostbite Lawsuit<br />
Full-Fledged Resident Nudist<br />
Garlic Naan<br />
Gaseous Pope<br />
Graphite Fornication<br />
Hellhouse Temple<br />
Herpes Comma Oral [From ~<a class="u" href="http://astonishme.deviantart.com/">astonishme</a>, 9-13-06]<br />
Horizontal Icicle<br />
Icing Flowur<br />
Indistinct [From ~<a class="u" href="http://astonishme.deviantart.com/">astonishme</a>, 9-13-06]<br />
The Infibulators<br />
Jacket of Shame [From ~<a class="u" href="http://astonishme.deviantart.com/">astonishme</a>, 9-13-06]<br />
Jurassic Monotony<br />
The Juvenile Urbanites<br />
Katie's Wednesday<br />
K-hat and Q-bar<br />
Knots and Rickles<br />
Lacy Jeans<br />
Laudable Peon [From ~<a class="u" href="http://strwberryshortcake.deviantart.com/">strwberrySHORTcake</a>, 12-2-05]<br />
The Last Moments of Waking<br />
Lesbians in Eden<br />
Limbo Like a Lizard<br />
Liquid Burger<br />
Lobotomy Maiden [From ~<a class="u" href="http://astonishme.deviantart.com/">astonishme</a>, 9-13-06]<br />
Lupine Delinquency<br />
Morbid Fruit<br />
My Funniest Jesus Experience<br />
Mythical Biscuits [From ~<a class="u" href="http://silvermoonlight55555.deviantart.com/">silvermoonlight55555</a>, 5-16-06]<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> Negatory Blue [11-12-06]<br />
New and Improved Cobra<br />
Nomad Gonad<br />
Nuclear Mermaid<br />
Ostentatious Salamander<br />
The Overly Caffeinated Locusts<br />
Pajama Pants of Innocence [From ~<a class="u" href="http://astonishme.deviantart.com/">astonishme</a>, 9-13-06]<br />
Pantslap<br />
The Perfect Ankles<br />
Pink Argyle Sweatervest [From *<a class="u" href="http://amberfoxwing.deviantart.com/">amberfoxwing</a>, 11-30-05]<br />
Plastic Pumpkins [From *<a class="u" href="http://amberfoxwing.deviantart.com/">amberfoxwing</a>, 5-14-06]<br />
Pubic Access [From Paul, 11-26-05]<br />
Pulsating Shoe<br />
Psychotic Dreamworld<br />
Purple Duck Snorts<br />
Red Cheetah<br />
Rights to Cloth<br />
Rusty Staples<br />
The Salubrious Hyenas<br />
The Same, Half an Hour Later<br />
Sexual Bankruptcy<br />
Slabs of Shakespeare<br />
Slap Your Whiskers<br />
Spiritual Bingo<br />
Sunglasses of Tourism [From ~<a class="u" href="http://astonishme.deviantart.com/">astonishme</a>, 9-13-06]<br />
Tastes Like Awesome<br />
Tell it Slant [~<a class="u" href="http://astonishme.deviantart.com/">astonishme</a>'s favorite]<br />
Thompson is Tardy<br />
Twisted Cubic<br />
Uncle Peanut<br />
Unusual Discharge [From ~<a class="u" href="http://ruseofpoison.deviantart.com/">RuseOfPoison</a>, 5-4-06]<br />
The Wealthy Hippies<br />
Whimsical Doughnuts<br />
Who's Denny?<br />
World's Dumbest Virgin [From ~<a class="u" href="http://astonishme.deviantart.com/">astonishme</a>, 9-13-06]<br />
<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> Zamboni Monopoly [11-12-06]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>As I've often stated, it's a hit!</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/3907524/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2004 09:26:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've noticed that whenever I quit out  of AOL Instant Messenger these days, I  get an error message saying, "The  application has unexpectedly  terminated. We apologize for the  inconvenience." Should I be concerned  that the last thing my computer expects  me to do is quit out of AIM of my own  free will?<br />
<br />
Time for an art update. The only thing  currently in progress is my <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/11381255/">sketch of  Salgrus</a>, which I'm currently trying to  trace and color in Illustrator. Yeah, I  know... look, at some point I'll draw a  character who <i>isn't</i> Salgrus. I promise.  For instance, I still need to draw that  dragon for ~<a href="http://silvermoonlight55555.deviantart.com/">silvermoonlight55555</a>. Soon,  I promise. After that, since I recently  introduced my character Kuna from  Avistasis (~<a href="http://amberfoxwing.deviantart.com/">amberfoxwing</a> knows whom I'm  talking about) on an RP board  elsewhere, I should probably post a  drawing of her here.<br />
<br />
And after that... well, I'd really like  to get started on one of my comic  ideas. But which one? Well, my idea was  to draw the first few strips of each  one--sort of a "pilot episode," if you  will. That way, I can find out A) which  of my comics are the most fun to  actually draw and B) which ones people  like the most. I've already done this  with my <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/2862969/">series</a> about Scotthew and  Alacrity, which I'm tentatively calling <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/10518845/"> omgwtflol</a>.<br />
<br />
And now, because my need to share my  cleverness with the world can't wait  that long, and because it didn't seem  worthy of an actual deviation  submission, I give you...<br />
<br />
***<br />
<br />
Ten Sad Truths of Gaming<br />
<br />
1. The only one who wants to hear  stories about your character... is you.<br />
2. It is physically, temporally, and  philosophically impossible for five or  more people to find a time when they  can all reliably show up at a gaming  session every week.<br />
3. If you game long enough, this will  stop being true, because you will have  no life.<br />
4. You will roll your eyes at  old-timers who complain that older  editions were better and that the new  ones are a ploy to get more of gamers  money, right up until the moment they  release a new edition of a game youre  currently playing, at which point you  will become one of them. You will still  go out and buy all of the updated  materials anyway, you worthless  corporate whore, you.<br />
5. Each additional supplement you buy  only decreases the chance that you will  actually use any given rule in any one  of them.<br />
6. If you hold enough gaming sessions  at your house, then at a certain point  your mother will stop offering to make  cookies for you and your friends and  start asking when youll move out of  the basement.<br />
7. I lied in the previous sad truth.  You have no friends.<br />
8. You will always run out of snacks.  Always.<br />
9. Your DM is a spiteful, bitter person  with an unfulfilling personal life. So  are you, actually, but the difference  is that hes the one with the power to  take out his anger on you in-game.<br />
10. You might think that my use of he  in the previous sad truth is  politically incorrect, but I actually  used it because your DM is, and always  will be, male.<br />
<br />
***<br />
<br />
Dude, I should totally put this on a  T-shirt.<br />
<br />
Okay, that's it for now. Stay tuned  till next time for Ten Sad Truths of  Musical Theater.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
...oh, you think I'm kidding, do you? ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>Yesterday is done: see, the sun sits low.</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/3688707/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2004 17:59:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Aaargh!<br />
<br />
Well, this is sort of annoying. Okay,  people who have been following my dA  site for a while might remember that  for some time now I've been working  (occasionally) on a <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/6902874/">comic</a> in the form  of a documentary about a bunch of  washed-up fantasy adventurers (a la  "This is Spinal Tap"). However, I've  learned that there's a new TV show  premiering tonight, <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/drawntogether/">Drawn Together</a>,  with a very similar premise: a "reality  show" about what are basically stock  characters from different genres of  animation. Okay, it's not exactly the  same, but now I worry that if I ever <i>do</i>  start And Cut!, everyone will assume  that I'm ripping off Comedy Central's  idea. Ah well.<br />
<br />
Still, I'll probably end up watching  the show, because it looks like it just  might be funny. The overall concept is  a real winner, at any rate. Everything  depends on execution, as they say.<br />
<br />
Oh, and there <i>is</i> a  fantasy-RPG-type-character on Drawn  Together, but he's, well, nothing like  any of the characters in my comic. So  at least I'm acquitted of precognitive  plagiarism on that count.<br />
<br />
(I'm plagiarizing the term  "precognitive plagiarism," by the way,  from Arthur C. Clarke, who worried that  people would assume that he stole the  ending of <i>3001</i> from the movie  "Independence Day.")<br />
<br />
And It's Walky! is over. How sad. ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>East side love is living on the west end.</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/3288405/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2004 21:11:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I did it. I looked at every single  deviation in my inbox. There were over  200 at one point, but I did it. All of  them checked off forever. I'm... free.<br />
<br />
No, wait, I'm not. I have other stuff I  actually <i>need</i> to do, which is why I was  on deviantArt all evening in the first  place.<br />
<br />
Dyemmit! ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>Unpack the luggage, la, la, la!</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/3264514/</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2004 16:28:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hi ho, the glamorous life.<br />
<br />
Well, I'm back, and here I'll stay for  the foreseeable future. However, I find  myself suddenly swamped with... well,  everything. Don't worry--it's not  enough to seriously stress me out, but  I am going to need to spend some more  time putting out fires before I can get  back into the art groove. *sighs* Best  of luck for the year to all of you who  are starting school or college again  this fall! ^^ *dashes off* ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>Pack up the luggage, la, la, la!</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/3175471/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2004 20:06:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Leaving again tomorrow. For a week. And  then I can finally get working on all  these contest pics I owe everyone.  Speaking of which, I don't think I'll  do a MessagePool this time around; I've  got too much of a backlog as it is. See  you all next week! ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>Unpack the luggage, la, la, la!</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/3126847/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2004 19:48:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And now... the moment you've all been  waiting for... The results of the  Second Occasional RandomScribe  MessagePool! Over the past month, I  received two hot topics, two messages,  a paltry seven comments,  one-hundred-sixty-fricken-seven  deviations, and thirty-five journal  entries. That's a grand total of 213  deviations, for the arithmetically  impaired and/or lazy.<br />
<br />
So the winner, who guessed 234  deviations, is... *drum roll* ...~<a href="http://silvermoonlight55555.deviantart.com/"> silvermoonlight55555</a>! ...again. How  does she do it? I swear, Rosie, you  must be psychic or something. I mean,  really. Okay, I now owe you two  drawings, then. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
The rest of you, take notes! Here's a  girl who knows what she's doing. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br />
<br />
Maybe I'll upload a deviation someday.  Wouldn't that be new and different? ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>I ate a whole ham.</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/2906554/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2004 22:04:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That's what it does to you: it makes  you fat.<br />
<br />
...I hope <i>she</i> gets fat.<br />
<br />
Okay, folks, it's time for the Second  Occasional RandomScribe MessagePool!  (Henceforth known as the SORSMP.)  That's right, you leave your guesses as  to how many messages will be stuffed in  my inbox when I return, and the person  with the closest guess gets a nifty  gift sketch of a subject of his or her  choice! (Within reason.) The twist?  This time, I'm going to be gone for a  whole month! Well, close enough,  anyway. I leave on Monday (that's July  19 for the calendar-impaired) and won't  be back until August 14, so aim your  guesses high: we're talking triple  digits, folks! Or at least I pray we  are. If I get back and have to slog  through over a thousand messages, I'm  going to cry.<br />
<br />
Incidentally, I still owe Alex and  Rosie their gift sketches. If you want  to cash in on those, you two, talk to  me once I get back! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> I can't get  started until you tell me what to draw. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /> <br />
<br />
And hey, maybe I'll draw something  while I'm gone! ...but don't count on  it. *scampers off*<br />
<br />
***<br />
<br />
Note to self: Subtract the 14  deviations currently in my inbox from  the total upon my return.<br />
<br />
Note to everyone else: Happy Bemidji  Day! ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>Il rentre gallomphant.</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/2742201/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2004 18:22:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ We have a winner! ~<a href="http://silvermoonlight55555.deviantart.com/">silvermoonlight55555</a> 's prediction that I would receive 65  messages was the closest to the actual  value of 60! (For those of you keeping  score at home, that's one hot topic,  eight comments, forty-three (!)  deviations, and eight journal entries.)  w00t!<br />
<br />
To the rest of you, thanks for playing!  And don't despair, because there will  be two more MessagePools this summer. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" />  (I swear, it's like I don't even live  here anymore...)<br />
<br />
In other news, major kudos to ~<a href="http://merrwizard.deviantart.com/"> Merrwizard</a>, who solved my fiendish  little word puzzle! I'm going to be up  to my ears in contest drawings if I  don't watch myself... >.><br />
<br />
*dashes off to look at all those  messages* ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>The RandomScribe MessagePool!</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/2691241/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2004 15:19:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Thought I'd do another little contest  thingy, since nobody was able to solve  my <a href="http://randomscribe.deviantart.com/journal/2161210/">word puzzle</a>... fortunately, this  time around the process is much easier.  ^^<br />
<br />
Here's the plan. Starting Sunday I'm  going to be away from my computer for a  while. To enter the contest, simply  post a reply to this entry guessing how  many messages I'll have in my dA inbox  when I get back on Saturday. The person  with the closest guess gets a drawing  of a subject of their choice. Simple  enough, no?<br />
<br />
I'd like to give you a range to base  your guesses around, but the truth is I  don't know how many messages I might  get. Sometimes I'll go for a couple of  days without anything, and then someone  on my watchlist will go and upload a  whole roll of film. So instead I'll  give you this week's RandomScribe  Watchlist Deviant... *drum roll*<br />
<br />
~<a href="http://sevenofeleven.deviantart.com/">sevenofeleven</a>! He's got some  interesting abstract and  science-fiction-y 3D renderings in his  gallery, so go take a look. ^^<br />
<br />
That is all. See you in a week or so! ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>Drawing a blank for entry titles.</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/2637896/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2004 17:22:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Aaargh. We were able to fix my computer  just fine, but now the tablet doesn't  work at all. Something to do with the  USB port. Ah well. I'll post  something... someday. ^^ In the  meantime...<br />
<br />
*<a href="http://bilious.deviantart.com/">Bilious</a>! Her drawings are really  awesome, and she's got some Discworld  art too, so of <i>course</i> you have to go  look at her gallery now. Yes, yes you  do. ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>Art isn't easy.</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/2581650/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2004 11:41:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Trying to make connections--who  understands it? Difficult to evaluate.  Art isn't easy! Trying to form  collections. Always in transit, and  then when you have to collaborate--!  Art isn't easy, any way you look at it!<br />
--Sunday in the Park with George<br />
<br />
Man, did Sondheim know what he was  talking about: if it's not one thing,  it's another! Now that I suddenly have  enough time to seriously work on art,  my computer decides to have a complete  meltdown. This is the computer with  PhotoShop Elements, the tablet, all my  works in progress, and my scripts for  comics, so it's kind of not good.  Thankfully, it looks like something  that can be fixed without losing any  data, but until then I might have to  resort to drawing stuff on paper and  scanning it... if I can ever get that  darn scanner to work.<br />
<br />
So, moving right along to this weeks  spotlighty thingy! *drum roll*<br />
<br />
~<a href="http://thebadhotra.deviantart.com/">thebadhotra</a>! Check out his  thought-provoking gallery of poetry and  prose deviations. You'll be glad you  did.<br />
<br />
Is there anything else left to say?  *wanders off* ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>My soul is an island! My car is a Ford!</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/2536357/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2004 14:24:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've noticed something odd. I have 18  deviations in my gallery and 7 scraps  in my scrapbook, but my front page says  I have 24 deviations. Either way, it  just doesn't add up. *scratches head*<br />
<br />
I received a couple of pieces of art  this week, in case you didn't notice  them in my Favorites section. The <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/7478685/">first</a> , a gift, is a painting by ~<a href="http://fleshpeeler.deviantart.com/">fleshpeeler</a>  of my character Salgrus and ~<a href="http://aphrodite0666.deviantart.com/"> aphrodite0666</a>'s character (named  Aphrodite, unsurprisingly) in a scene  from an RP at <a href="http://www.freelancekeep.org/freelance/">the Freelance Keep</a>. The <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/7492310/"> second</a> is ~<a href="http://sniper3.deviantart.com/">sniper3</a>'s half of our art  trade: a picture of my lizardfolk  character Makhai, who will appear in  And Cut! if I ever get around to  drawing it. >.><br />
<br />
Speaking of getting around to drawing,  summer is beginning, so I'm going to  have time to be doing requests and art  trades again soon, if anybody's  interested. If you are, just let me  know. ^^<br />
<br />
Which leaves my Random Deviant  Spotlight Thingy. This week it goes  to... *drum roll*<br />
<br />
~<a href="http://stalinismo.deviantart.com/">Stalinismo</a>, who is one of the few  other people I know who has a hyena  character! So check out her cartoons.<br />
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That wraps it up for now. So long! ]]></description>
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                <title>I poke you, I poke you, I poke you!</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/2480949/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2004 00:37:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ May's almost over. Just hang in  there...<br />
<br />
Okay, I'm just gonna skip right to my  little random spotlight feature, which  goes to... *drum roll*<br />
<br />
~<a href="http://5ky3.deviantart.com/">5KY3</a>! Her drawings are simply  mind-blowing. The fact that she hasn't  gotten more exposure on this site by  now puzzles me to no end. I mean...  really. So go look at her stuff!<br />
<br />
Yeah, that's it for a while. *dashes  off to hide from the police in a large  crate* ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>Ding!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2004 22:23:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ah, what a rush!<br />
<br />
So. First of all, my poem <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/3234247/">Building  Blocks</a> has been published in Daybreaks,  my school's annual collection of art,  poetry, and prose. It's sort of sad,  though--mine was the only poem that  wasn't written in free verse. I feel so  unintellectual and plebeian. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br />
<br />
There are a couple of people working on  pictures for me, but I will force  myself to be patient. Yes, yes I will.<br />
<br />
Which leaves us with the Weekly Random  Recommended Reading Spotlight. This  week's winner is...<br />
<br />
~<a href="http://blackpearleyes.deviantart.com/">blackpearleyes</a>! If you check out her  gallery, I suggest you start with her <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/5399333/"> Storybook Confessions</a> series. It is, to  quote Teen Girl Squad, "Soooo good!"<br />
<br />
(On a side note, how many of you  actually look at my deviant spotlights?  It's nice to think that I'm helping my  friends and stalkees get a bit more  exposure... ^^ )<br />
<br />
And that does it! Till next time.  *dashes off to collapse in an exhausted  heap* ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>Magic that... defies description!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2004 06:44:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I didn't get any art done this week  (See? What'd I tell you about May?), so  instead I'm going to say a bunch of  other random stuff to make this week  seem more eventful than it really was.<br />
<br />
First off, sometime during the week I  hit 1,000 pageviews! *dances* Also, I  got another two devStalkers, which  makes me very happy--now I have so many  that they don't all appear on my main  page! (To paraphrase Kafka from David  Ives's "Words, Words, Words": It's the  only way we know they're watching. We  perform, we upload deviations, we type  another journal entry--and a comment  appears. At least it's a sign that  somebody out there is paying  attention.)<br />
<br />
Also, I really like dA's new <a href="http://randomscribe.deviantart.com/scraps/">scrapbook</a>  feature. It's really ingenious, in a  way--it improves the quality of  deviations on the browsing pages not by  imposing some arbitrary standard on  everyone but by allowing each person to  set their own standards. I approve.  *stamp* The new <a href="http://today.deviantart.com/">today</a> page is also  worth a look, if you haven't already  seen it. The only other change I've  noticed is that clicking on a deviant's  name now takes you directly to their  gallery, although the avatar icon still  links you to their main page. Still not  sure whether this is a good thing or  not, but at least it's nothing major.<br />
<br />
Finally, this week's Random Spotlighted  Person Whose Gallery You Should Really  Look At is... *drum roll*<br />
<br />
~<a href="http://merrwizard.deviantart.com/">Merrwizard</a> and his fascinating  photo-manipulations! My personal  favorite of his so far is <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/6219240/">Special  Delivery</a>--if you're a fan of any  Quentin Tarantino movies, you'll find  it has sort of a familiar feel. He  doesn't have way too many deviations  just yet, so you have no excuse not to  go look at them all! Go!<br />
<br />
Is that all? (Did you dance? Was he  charming? They say that he's charming.)  Yeah... I guess that's all. Till next  time! *dashes off to <i>STUDY</i>!* ]]></description>
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                <title>And on weekends and holidays...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2004 18:11:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And all throughout May!<br />
<br />
...a month which is about to start very  soon. God help us.<br />
<br />
So! I finally uploaded <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/6902874/">something</a>! That  brings me up to a grand total of 24  deviations, or one full gallery page.  Unless, of course, you set your browser  to view a different number of  deviations at a time, in which case  you're weird.<br />
<br />
I don't have anything in the works just  now, but I have a few ideas for  drawings that I might start soon... not  to mention the comic itself. (I'm going  to stick with "And Cut!" as the title,  by the way, since everyone seemed to  like it.) I'm too busy to want to start  any requests/art trades at the moment,  but if you're interested talk to me in  a few weeks. ^^<br />
<br />
Well, that takes care of everything  except, of course, the Random Deviant  Spotlight. This week's deviant is...  *drum roll*<br />
<br />
`<a href="http://doobybrain.deviantart.com/">doobybrain</a>! He's got some awesome  photographs in his gallery, so be sure  to check them out.<br />
<br />
So long for another week or so! *dashes  off to Beijing to find a dojo* ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>The passive voice shall not be used.</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/2290670/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2004 18:25:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sigh. Another week gone by and no new  deviations up. I [I]have[/I] gotten a  lot done with my current work in  progress, but it's not quite finished.  Of course, at the rate I'm giving sneak  previews to people, everyone will have  seen it by the time I actually upload  it. What can I say? I just can't resist  a chance to get feedback.<br />
<br />
Not much else to say, so: the target of  this week's RandomScribe Friend  Spotlight is... *drum roll*<br />
<br />
~<a href="http://dazedcellist.deviantart.com/">DazedCellist</a>! Her short  story/monologue "Most Noble is the  Toad" is both well-written and  thought-provoking. <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/5913275/">Read it!</a><br />
<br />
Well, that's it for now! *dashes off to  Monte Carlo* ]]></description>
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                <title>I sass, you sass, we all sass...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2004 15:45:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And I'm back! I -did- get some art done  this week, but sadly I haven't finished  anything recently. Sorry. Oh, and I  finally gave ~<a href="http://sniper3.deviantart.com/">sniper3</a> a description for  his half of our art trade, so hopefully  I'll be getting that soon... ^^<br />
<br />
Random Spotlight time! This week's  winner is...<br />
<br />
...the ever-so-talented ~<a href="http://vickitty.deviantart.com/">vickitty</a>! Lots  of cool stuff in her gallery,  especially if you like furry comics.  And check out her webcomic while you're  at it!<br />
<br />
Yeah, I think that covers it for now.  *dashes off to find the Pajama Pants of  Innocence* ]]></description>
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                <title>"Rarefied marijuana. Why not?"</title>
                <link>http://RandomScribe.deviantart.com/journal/2184188/</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2004 06:52:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, now that I've gotten your  attention, it's time to talk about my  art. I didn't get much done other than  my <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/view/6332814/">art trade</a> with ~<a href="http://sniper3.deviantart.com/">sniper3</a>, but at  least I'm fairly happy with how that  turned out. I still need to tell him  what to draw for his half, so...<br />
<br />
Nobody's figured out my little <a href="http://randomscribe.deviantart.com/journal/2161210/">word  puzzle</a> yet... must I remind you that  the winner gets a sketch? If this keeps  up, I might have to start giving  hints...<br />
<br />
In case you didn't already notice it in  my Favorites list, I've also found a  nifty little <a>utility</a> that scans your  gallery page and generates an  organized, easy-to-navigate summary of  all your deviant statistics. If you're  ever curious as to which deviation got  the most comments or what time of day  you most often upload, this is the  program for you.<br />
<br />
And finally, this week's lucky  spotlighted Friend of RandomScribe  is... *drum roll*<br />
<br />
~<a href="http://fazzle.deviantart.com/">fazzle</a>, artist of all things cute and  fuzzy! Fazzle's especially good at  drawing canines, and is apparently  going to start a comic soon, so keep an  eye out for that. Tell 'em RandomScribe  sent ya! Or don't, because that would  be kind of weird.<br />
<br />
Well, that wraps up this week's art  report. Until next time! *dashes off to  steal one of those little hotel desk  bells* ]]></description>
                <author>~RandomScribe</author>
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                <title>A Puzzle and a Contest</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2004 21:51:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm bored. So bored, in fact, that I  created a little word puzzle for you  guys. As an incentive for you to  actually try solving it, I will do a  quick sketch on a subject of your  choice if you're the first one to  figure it out. Nothing fancy, mind you,  but hopefully enough to make it worth  your while.<br />
<br />
The puzzle goes something like this:  the eight words clued below need to be  placed in a 4x4 crossword grid. There  are to be two blackened squares on the  grid, and each letter is at the  intersection of two words--one reading  across and one reading down. The twist?  I'm giving you the clues out of order.  (The numbers in parentheses indicate  number of letters.)<br />
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1. exclamation of dismay (4)<br />
2. volleyball move (3)<br />
3. flying mammal (3)<br />
4. lavish event (4)<br />
5. D-to-H linkup (3)<br />
6. botch (4)<br />
7. commandment (4)<br />
8. corn unit (3)<br />
<br />
*devilish grin* Enjoy! ]]></description>
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                <title>Enmimés sont les gougebosqueux</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2004 14:38:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, time to get that crazy April  Fools' journal off my front page. And  trust me, I've really learned my lesson  this time. I thought it was funny at  the time, but now I realize I crossed  some sort of line there. I guess I just  sort of assumed that 1) nobody would  read it anyway and 2) nobody would take  anything they read seriously on April  Fools' Day (if it's any consolation, I  got tricked within a minute of waking  up yesterday). And look at it this way:  April 1st is the one day of the year  where it's okay for me to be a little  mean for my own amusement. Someone as  pathologically nice as I am  occasionally needs that kind of  catharsis. You can thank me when I  don't suddenly snap and go on a bloody  rampage ten years from now. ^^ And  thank you just for caring; it's good to  know people appreciate my art, even  though that was the wrong way to go  about finding that out. *hugs you all*  In summary: toying with people's  emotions is bad. Next year, I'll just  draw a picture of my characters doing  something silly.<br />
<br />
But you have to admit, I got you pretty  good. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
<br />
I didn't get any art finished this  week, but I hope to get some work done  on that this weekend. I've also started  learning Flash at school, and good  grief is it ever FUN! For one thing,  the vectorization means that I can draw  really good-looking cartoons even with  a mouse. It's really amazing. With  enough time and effort, I might even be  able to throw together a couple quick  animations. Also, I've talked to ~<a href="http://sniper3.deviantart.com/"> sniper3</a> about our art trade, so I  should be able to get a start on that  this weekend. Now all I need to do is  figure out what to have <i>him</i> draw... >.><br />
<br />
And what would one of my weekly updates  be without a Random Friend Spotlight?  That's right--not as interesting! This  week's lucky winner is... *drum roll*<br />
<br />
~<a href="http://deeplycrashing.deviantart.com/">deeplycrashing</a>! Yay! ^^ Her drawings  have a comic-book style that I just  love. Go, look at her gallery! Comment  on her stuff! Pester her to start  drawing a superhero comic!<br />
<br />
Well, that's all for now. *dashes off  to confiscate a typewriter from a  monkey* ]]></description>
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                <title>Did he ever return? No, he never returned.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2004 06:01:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And his fate is still unlearned. He  will ride forever 'neath the streets of  Boston; he's the man who never  returned.<br />
<br />
*sighs*<br />
<br />
Hey, everyone. This is kinda hard for  me to talk about, but it needs to be  said... you see, I haven't gotten any  work done on my art this week--in a  long time, actually. I just haven't  been inspired to draw, and have been  disappointed with what I have produced  lately. I haven't told anyone, but it's  really starting to depress me... and  that's why I've decided it's for the  best if I leave dA and give up on the  art thing for good. I mean, it's not  bringing me any satisfaction anymore,  and if I'm honest with myself I  probably won't be able to make a living  drawing cartoons, so what's the point?  I'm just wasting my time.<br />
<br />
So I'd like to thank you all for your  support during my short stay here at  deviantArt. It's been grand knowing  you. Fare thee well!<br />
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May the wind be always at your back,<br />
--RandomScribe ]]></description>
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                <title>(sleep wake hope and then)</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2004 10:09:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "And then out of the blue,<br />
And without any guide,<br />
You know what you decision is,<br />
Which is not to decide."<br />
<br />
I've reached a decision of sorts on the  matter of webcomic hosting. I think  I'll post the black-and-white comics  here on dA to maybe get some more  people interested, and then post them  on Drunk Duck once they're colored. All  that remains now is to actually start  drawing. *sighs*<br />
<br />
Art progress: the picture I mentioned I  was working on last week is now about  halfway done. And ~<a href="http://sniper3.deviantart.com/">sniper3</a> still hasn't  contacted me about our art trade...  Snipey, where are you? My window of  increased free time is rapidly  approaching its end...<br />
<br />
In other news, I seem to be the only  one of my group of friends who hasn't  posted one of those journal entries  where you answer a huge list of  personal questions. O.o<br />
<br />
And this week's RandomScribe Deviant  Spotlight winner is...<br />
<br />
~<a href="http://volkai.deviantart.com/">Volkai</a>! He hasn't amassed a very large  gallery as of yet, but what's there is  definitely worth a look. Many thanks  for your plentiful comments and advice,  Volkai! ^^ ]]></description>
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                <title>"Breakfast, brunch, lunch, afternoon snack...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2004 12:31:51 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...cocktails, dinner, and midnight  munch: these are the Seven Ages of  Man." --Fluff, "Seven Menus" by David  Ives<br />
<br />
Okay, calling this art-related is  stretching it a bit, but I couldn't  resist sharing it with all of you. You  see, I recently learned an interesting  secret about newspapers, and today I  decided to try it out for myself. So  let's take a look at today's <i>Arizona  Republic</i> (those of you also living in  Arizona may follow along at home).<br />
<br />
Okay, on the front page we have: an  inside look at a hostage situation in  an Arizona prison that resulted in a  15-day standoff, an article about a  church trial that acquitted an openly  gay Methodist pastor, a photograph of  angry war demonstrators in Madrid, a  human-interest piece about Arizonans  spreading their loved ones' ashes in  unusual places, and an article  reporting that the Pakistani army may  not have cornered Osama bin Laden or  his lieutenant after all.<br />
<br />
Now here's the secret: as any good  newspaper editor knows, the headlines  of every front page, when read in a  counterclockwise fashion, should  contain a limerick. <i>So</i>...<br />
<br />
The standoff went on fifteen days,<br />
They're clearing a pastor who's gay,<br />
There's war demonstrations,<br />
Creative cremations,<br />
And bin Laden is still far away! ]]></description>
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                <title>My Dilemma</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2004 14:42:28 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And so I take my next step down the  slippery slope of blogdom. Still, I can  avoid compromising at least some of my  principles by keeping this journal free  of any personal stuff. Art-related news  only. After all, thats what youre  here for... right?<br />
<br />
Anyways, my dilemma is this: if and  when I start working on it, where  should I host my comic strip? Ive come  up with a number of possibilities:<br />
<br />
<b>o</b> <a>Geocities</a> and the like. Im not  willing (or able) to pay for web  hosting for a comic at this point, but  it would be easy to get a homepage on  Geocities, as I already have a Yahoo  account. Id have to learn HTML, of  course, but I dont think thatll be a  problem. There are some other  downsides, thoughthose pop-up ads, for  one thing, and the limit on disk space:  assuming an average file size of about  250 kb, Id hit 15 megabytes after 60  comicsless than a year if I update  twice a week. So I dont know if it  would be a very good long-term plan.<br />
<br />
<b>o</b> <a>KeenSpace</a>. Its free, its  well-known, it has provisions for  automatic updating and that nifty  little navigation buttons and calendar.  However, the servers are crash-prone  and its apparently rather hard to use~<a href="http://amberfoxwing.deviantart.com/"> amberfoxwing</a> and ~<a href="http://arekuwargtamer.deviantart.com/">ArekuWargTamer</a>  (authors of <a>Kajekyuu</a>) and ~<a href="http://kheetor84.deviantart.com/">kheetor84</a>  (author of <a>Across the Pond</a>) all  abandoned KS in favor of other sites.  So again, I dont know.<br />
<br />
<b>o</b> <a>Drunk Duck</a>. Another free webcomic  hosting site. Its mostly an unknown at  this point, since I dont read any  comics on it as of just yet (get  working on Kajekyuu, you two!).  However, I have been told its easier  to use than KeenSpace. Theres also a  commenting system automatically built  in, but I figure I can get a forum at <a> Talk About Comics</a> wherever I end up, so  thats not really an issue.<br />
<br />
<b>o</b> deviantArt. Surprisingly, dA didnt  occur to me as a viable place to host a  webcomic until ~<a href="http://fleshpeeler.deviantart.com/">fleshpeeler</a> (author of <a> Phoenix Incarnate</a>) elected to do so.  And indeed, there are many advantages:  uploading images is a breeze, my  devstalkers would be automatically  notified whenever I update, and I might  attract a few more readers from people  just browsing the site. And again,  theres a built-in venue for  discussion. However, because I  obviously cant edit the site itself,  putting a comic on dA would sort of  limit the extent to which the page  would really be mine. Thats really  the only thing making me hesitate, but  to me its a pretty big deal.<br />
<br />
So anyway, Id like to hear your  opinions on thisthats why I caved and  decided to put up a journal entry,  after all. To quote the Baker, Any  help at all...<br />
<br />
In other news, Ive got one picture  currently in progress, but dont hold  your breathIve only drawn one of the  eight characters in it so far, and that  took me all of yesterday afternoon.  Its sad how perfectionistic I get when  using my tablet, and half of the time  Im not as satisfied with the end  result as I am with the stuff I draw by  hand. Sigh. Ive also got an art trade  with ~<a href="http://sniper3.deviantart.com/">sniper3</a> in the works, but hes  been busy and has yet to contact me  about it. On a related note, the  Infinite Art Trade is still in the  conceptual phase at this point, but  thank you for your interest.<br />
<br />
And now, because I havent plugged my  friends artwork enough yet, heres the  Random Deviant Spotlight of the Week,  lovingly selected from my friends list  by my calculators random-number  function. This weeks winner is...<br />
<br />
~<a href="http://silvermoonlight55555.deviantart.com/">silvermoonlight55555</a>! Her poems are  short in length and long in meaning. Be  sure to take some time to reflect after  reading themtheres much more than  meets the eye. And, as always, dont  forget to comment!<br />
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Well, that about wraps it up for now.  Until next time! *dashes off to measure  his ankles* ]]></description>
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