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]]> ~Readasaur http://Readasaur.deviantart.com/journal/18723040/ http://Readasaur.deviantart.com/journal/18723040/ Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:07:18 PDT Only from afar.

2. Have you ever done heroin?
Nope! Too poor.

3. Do you own a gun?
No, but I have a close relationship with my chainsaw, Betsy. Does that count?

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
Rasberry/mango.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Very much yes.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I eat them as long as I can forget where they come from.

7. Favorite Christmas movie?
Muppet's Christmas Carol.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water

9. Can you do push ups?
I can, but I'm physically incapable of doing a sit up.

14. Do you have A.D.D.
...Technically?
No.

15. What's one trait you hate about yourself?
My incredible laziness/tendency to procrastinate.

16. Middle name?
Henry.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
A) Sleepy.
B) Horny.
C) Bored.

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
Food, games and books.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Cola, milk and orange juice.

20. Current worry?
That I won't find a job.

21. Current hate right now?
Tracy Ullman!
She knows why.

22. Favorite place to be?
Cozy hiding place.

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
Anonymous groping of hot guy's butts.

25. NAME THREE PEOPLE WHO WILL DO THIS?
...I... I don't know.

26. Do you own slippers?
No! Stop reminding me of my loss! *Weeps*

27. What shirt are you wearing?
One of my decade old ones.
There might have been a design, but it's too faded now.

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Wouldn't know.

29. Can you whistle?
Yes! Quite well.

30. Favorite color?
BLUE!

31. Would you be a pirate?
Hell yes!
I'd pirate with the best of them!

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever random song pops into my head.

33. Name 3 things in your car?
Huge mess, discarded shoes, pillows.

34. Who was the last person to text?
Marohen.

35. What's in your pocket right now?
Many, many gift cards.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Sinbad.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
The care-bear ones.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broken leg, two weeks after the other broken leg had healed.

39. Do you love where you live?
More or less.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Five.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Leigh.

42. How many dogs do you have?
Just one. For now... *Shifty eyes*

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Someone is in lust with me.
Does that count?

45. What is your favorite book(s)?
...Far too many to mention.

46. What is your favorite candy?
Laffy Taffy.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
'Oh, Death'

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night
Sleeping in a room I was rudely removed from.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
'Damn it, I slept in till 2 in the afternoon, again!'

51. Do you liek Mudkips?
More than any man should.

]]> ~Readasaur http://Readasaur.deviantart.com/journal/15680920/ http://Readasaur.deviantart.com/journal/15680920/ Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:54:44 PST Almost all of them are male/male.
Usually, I lose interest if the pairing gets popular, and vice versa.
I especially like those that pair humans with something not human, be they an anthro something, the avatar of a living star, or a giant robot.
Threesomes involving two guys and a girl are also pretty much acceptable in my eyes.
But there's a special place in my heart for Crack!pairings.
Now, some might take it as an insult to have their OTP referred to as being inspired by the usage of controlled substances.
Most simply laugh and acknowledge that the sheer unlikeliness of the pairing constitutes the title of Crack!pairing. (The world might run a little smoother if fewer people got offended, but that's neither here nor there)
I was fortunate enough that [link] belongs to the latter.
For she introduced me to... [link]
Yes, that's right.
Sparkplug/Starscream.
The beauty of Crack!pairings is you don't have to justify it.
None of that 'evidence' and 'cannon' and 'creators' blatantly saying that character A wanted to make sweet love to character B'.
Nope!
Just slap 'em together and watch the magic happen!
Magic like this!
[link]
You saw it.
You can't unsee it!
And it is GLORIOUS!
So one of my current OTPs and one that will live on forever in my heart is Sparkplug/Starscream.
OTP forevah' bitches! ^__^

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]]> ~Readasaur http://Readasaur.deviantart.com/journal/15269993/ http://Readasaur.deviantart.com/journal/15269993/ Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:29:11 PDT Not bad, considering we're barely out of mid-semester!
I'm kinda wandering around in a daze right now...
It wouldn't be so bad, except I have to explain this to my parents.
Any advice?

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]]> ~Readasaur http://Readasaur.deviantart.com/journal/13653755/ http://Readasaur.deviantart.com/journal/13653755/ Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:54:17 PDT But then, that's kind of the problem.
See, my boyfriend is the nicest person in the world.
I don't love him anymore.
Weird, huh?
I was confused, too.
He's smart and funny and charming and handsome and sweet and beautiful and he loves me SO MUCH.
But I don't love him anymore.
Not at all.
To the point where I wonder if I ever loved him at all.
...
...
...
Silly, huh?
Honestly.
I guess it all started when a while ago.
I started to avoid him on purpose.
(Vice 1: Coward)
I started to focus less on talking and more on sex.
Then a friend of his tried to make friends with me.
And I liked her, well enough.
But for some reason, when she called, I was squirming in my chair.
I didn't understand it, so I just started to avoid her, too.
Cause she wouldn't stop praising me.
And him.
Why was that bad?
...Cause she was praising a lie, and the guy who was too good for him.
Yep.
A liar.
I lie. Constantly, effortlessly, endlessly.
(Vice 2: Liar)
I make excuses.
I blame circumstance, others, technology, anything to hide my own failings.
And though it makes me look better, it eats me up inside.
They comfort me. (don't worry it's not your fault except it is)
And it just makes me realize what a louse I really am.
A pathetic...
No, that's not quite it.
I know the world isn't black and white, all those shades of grey and such.
But it seems so easy for me to divide it between the kind and the cruel.
He's kind.
I'm cruel.
He's the nicest guy in the world and this is going to break his heart.
I'm going to break his heart.
He's never done anything in his life to deserve someone he loves hurting him like this.
He's willing to change his whole life for me.
He loves me that much.
He forgives me all my faults.
I never deserved him.
But I'm going to hurt him.
This is going to hurt him bad.
Ergo, I am cruel.
(Vice 3: Cruelty)
Right?
I mean I try to be nice.
Honest.
I'll coo and aww and be sweet online.
I'll loan money to co-workers I KNOW won't be able to pay me back.
I'll give and take hours as asked.
But I'm not nice.
I'm really not. (Justaliarliarliar)
I'm just lonely and I enjoy people.
As long as I can keep them at arm's length and they think I'm the sweety I pretend to be. (alrightalrightdon'tcrossthelineIsaiddon'tcrossthelinedamit!)
In fact, many people who read this will have never seen this side of me.
That scares me, cause I don't want them to see this.
But I'm still going to show them.
Cause lying this much is what got me into this situation in the first place.
...
I'm not going to pretend that this is some big turning point and I'll mend my ways and I'll be a good boy from now on.
I've tried to change...
No, that's another lie.
I've never honestly tried to change.
I wanted to try, but I didn't.
It was too hard.
(Vice 4: Sloth)
I'm so freaking lazy it's really not funny.
It's really not.
I nearly flunked out of college because I couldn't conjure the effort to stay in.
And when I go to college this fall, I'll likely flunk out.
Because I'm too darn lazy to try as hard as I need to.
But gosh darn it if I'm not hopeful.
To the point of being delusional.
It's really the only way I can live with myself.
...
Gosh, look at me bothering you all with this issues!
I'm really sorry, please excuse me.
I don't mean to be so selfish.
...
This Journal serves two purposes:
One: Catharsis.
My mind is working overtime to distract me from anything that upsets me and I'm thinking about everything from Transformers to new gardening ideas at 100 m.p.h..
But that only lasts so long and when I finally do break down crying and throwing my little hissy fit I'll need this to read and re-read and make myself feel even more miserable until...
I'm not sure.
Two: For him.
I'm going to break his heart.
Yes I am.
But god-willing, it'll be a clean break.
No maybes for the future, no might have beens, no if onlys...
I'm going to break up with him and ignore any attempt he makes to communicate.
So Michael, listen to me now.
This isn't your fault, there's nothing you could have done.
These are my issues, and my issues alone.
Blue, you too.
I never wanted you two to get hurt, but here we are anyway.
Get over me as fast as you can and move on.
I'm already long gone.
You know, if you comment on this, or t... ]]> ~Readasaur