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Hope nobody else feels this way, and that someone can convince me otherwise.

]]> ~RedBlackandWhite http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/15538572/ http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/15538572/ Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:06:10 PST
And this all comes down to: I can't speak loud. Nobody pays much attention to me because I don't talk much, and I don't talk much because my voice drones and is susceptible to being overdubbed, by oh say, the crinkling of paper.

If I were to die, maybe 20 people would be affected severely. No more than that.


...

]]> ~RedBlackandWhite http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/13117298/ http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/13117298/ Sun, 27 May 2007 20:09:36 PDT
And while Tokyo might be the heart of the anime craze, dA is still like...the kidneys. That's right, you're still a vital organ at the moment.

So I was up late last night flipping through the channels and Cartoon Network pops up. Now as we all know kids channels today are NOT what we remember growing up with (I'm 14 so YES I saw a bit 'o the oldies). They, with Nickelodeon in particular, have succumbed to the ratings gold mine of teeny dramatic lovey dovey
oh-lets-stick-a-bunch-of-15-year-olds-in-a-room-and-call-it-a-"middle school"
shows. Now, Cartoon Network is not yet entirely like this, but getting close.

ANYWAY....I turn CN on and some show called Prince of Tennis is on. Hey, me like tennis. Tennis on show. Me like show, right?

WRONG. Turns out to be THE EXACT SAME THING AS EVERY OTHER DAMN ANIME SHOW IN THE FRIGGIN WORLD. They just decided to stick a racquet in everyone's hand and paint the ground green.

You've got two girls wearing skirts sitting on the sidelines reciting everything that goes on, as if everybody in Tokyo is blind, while the boys stand down there in little groups going,
"oh my!"
"woah look at that!"
"somebody's gotta do something!"
"that guy's a jerk!"

Then theres the kid who is downright AMAZING at whatever the show's about, is the most attractive of the cast, says about 6 words every episode (and grunts the rest of the time), and manages NOT to go crazy from the lack of sociable contact.

And then when the whiney characters lose at something and mr. silent-amazing steps in, he decides not to tell anybody his plan at killing/beating/showing up/stopping WHOEVER and then they sit there on the sideline and go....OH I GET IT...see...he's....

And apparently, Japanese animators think that if everybody in America lined up, they would create the color spectum.

Yeah, we actually carry around bottles of dye in our pockets for whenever our mood changes, and all we need is water and a mirror and POOF, we have lime green hair! TA DA DA DAA!!

NEWSFLASH YOU IDIOTS. PEOPLE HERE HAVE NORMAL COLORED HAIR TOO.

Then, according to these amazing CG experts, their parents fork over 6 trillion dollars to send them over to Japan and give them language lessons so that they can read all the signs. Then they run around slaying things or sailing ships or throwing ninja starrs or SMACKING TENNIS BALLS.

So, either Japanese animators need to find some fresh new IDEAS (AND character structures, AND scenary, AND plot progression), or everybody in the US needs to go get some ink, stick it in their hair, go to a shop, buy a sword, get on a plane (don't forget to pick up a RosettaStone DVD at the gift shop for the flight now), bound for Japan to work under some all powerful master and slay things while still managing to pick up ditzy girls with vibrantly pink highlights who can't string together eleven thoughtful sentences into...dare I say it....

A MONOLOGUE.


Please direct all banter discussing how I am a complete dumbshit and know nothing to the comment box below, though cut out any swearing because it really takes away from the argument.

~RBW

]]> ~RedBlackandWhite http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/12944564/ http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/12944564/ Sun, 13 May 2007 17:21:15 PDT
]]> ~RedBlackandWhite http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/12669989/ http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/12669989/ Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:24:30 PDT
Why am I this way right now? Well, one literal person would say, "well, you won't stop bitching about going to the school play again, so this must be about that".

Well, no. But Beauty and the Beast WAS great last night.

It started with the realization that, yes, I have NO plans this weekend. Others are going to the play tonight, in their little groups. Having fun. While others stay home. Which is why I hate summer, because you feel like you're missing out on what everybody else is doing.

Second realization?

Groups. Yes, I'm in a clicque. Thing is, they do nothing. They plan nothing. My old group didn't respect me, so I went to them. Nice people, sometimes a little weird as I get kinda shoved off to the edge for a bit, but fine. And when by some act of God something does get planned, ITS A SLEEPOVER. Mostly girls, people. Not good politics there.

My third realization:

People at my school are so worried about the present. Their horizon of thinking stretchs about 4 hours into the future. I very much doubt my fellow freshmans have given any thought to after college.

My fourth:

Fact is the farthest north that I've ever been in the world is NH. The farthest south the Caymans. East, NH again. West, Central California. I have only crossed this country's border 3 TIMES. My little world consists of this pathetic city that is trying to be a "world-class city), with no sucess, and is stuck on the border of Redneck Country where people can't drive and saying "you all" is reason enough to stoned, all while Virgina sits up there as that "halfway state", where people are least moderately competent and have some type of Nothern style to them.
And while we're here, the fact is that THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND NC. Most people in the West don't even know our capital. The only good thing is the weather, but even that has a sick day and dumps crap on us.

My Fifth and final:

I will NOT make a dent in history. Not even one of those little eraser marks that sticks to the paper and stays there no matter what you do to try and get rid of it because you're turning this in and the paper needs to be neat because you're teacher is super anal about these things.
I die in about 65 years and you can bet that I won't be in any type of book. If for some chance I go I'll be part of "the people", who never win anything. I try my hardest to think up things like ideas for groundbreaking stories or subjects for art that I might actually be able to accomplish, but I can never find anything, and this just might be psychological development in my teenage mind as my brain starts making more and more neuron connections and I'm just like every other "revolutionary thinker". My goal: to be at lease moderately remembered for one work.

Well, thats as good of a rant and I could organize and type.

]]> ~RedBlackandWhite http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/12218109/ http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/12218109/ Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:46:04 PDT did this or somebody but I want to do it too.

Random prepubescent introduction kid: Blah blah blah lifestream....

Tifa: *bartending*

random orphans: *sulk*

Cloud: *cut wrists and hallucinating in the desert* emooooooo

Kadaj: blahblahblahblahblahblahblahMOTHERblahbl ahblahblahblahblahTIGHT-FITTINGCLOTHING!

Long-haired minion: Look at me i'm transsexual and I have a GUN.

Short-haired minion: *sniff* IM NOT CRYING

Cloud: Like woah. *takes out one of his bajillion swords from his bike*

Fight

*BANG*

Cloud: OW YOU SHOT ME IN THE HEAD.

Kadaj: k bye.
--------
Cloud: Let's go see mr rufus!

Reno: HI!!!!!
*Cloud locks him out*
-----
blah blah blah
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Random orphan girl: YAY FLOWERS IN A CHURCH

Tifa: *fights crying dude*

buzzz

Tifa gets zapped.
-------
Random orphan: Hey come on lets go with this child molester he's going to fix us!

Kadaj: HERE DRINK FROM THIS LAKE KIDDIES!

*zombie orphans*

Cloud: ha see im driving through this weird forest to get you.

Kadaj: ha i see you and now im going to swing my hips like the Prince.
*swinggggg*

*fight*

Cloud: gah im losing wheres a vampire when you need one.

Vincent: yo like dude come with me

little unzombied orphan girl: YOU DONT HAVE A FONE?!?!?

Vincent: No.
--------
town square
--------

Depressed Townpeoples: Give us back our children you perverts!
Minions: Like, no, we're going to pull down this statue.
zombies: ughhhhhh

Reno and mr black dude: Like you guys are dumb.
minions: MEANIES! FIGHT!

Kadaj: Like hi mr rufus.
rufus shinra: I'm wearing a BEDSHEET!
Kadaj: blahblahMOTHER.

Cloud:......
Big Huge Monster Aeon Thing: GRRRR ATTACK CITY FOR NO REASON!
Cloud: this day sucks.

Clouds friends from nowhere: HI WE'RE HERE TO HELP!

Cloud: oh yay.

Cloud: *gets vaulted up a thousand feet to fight mr monster* LIKE WEEEEEEEEE!!!

*hallucination* HIYA AERITH!

*sliceeee*

Mr monster: Blahhhhh my spleeeennnn.
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Rufus: Ha see I have those cell thingies you want. SEE THIS BOX ITS BLACK!!!
Kadaj: Like no way gimme gimme.
Rufus: Ha! threw them off this building edge we're on.
Kadaj: Oh no. BUNGEE TIME!
Rufus: me too! ha shoot you bang bang.
Kadaj: ahh boxie he shot you.
------
Cloud: brummmmmmmmmmbrummmmmm ha going fasttttt.
------

Kadaj: ha caught it. TO THE HIGHWAY!
minions: lets follow
Cloud: gonna get you!
------

Reno: ha see we have these explosives SUICIDE ROAD BLOCKADE TIME!
Black guy: like totally kaboom.

Minions: ahh blockade

BOOM.

Kadaj: ha gonna fight you cloud.
Cloud: Like slice slice.
Kadaj: Missed.
-------
Friends of Cloud: WE'RE IN AN AIRSHIP YAY
blah blah
Yuffie: SEXIST!
Kitty: SHUT YUR BLOODY MOUTH LASS!

Kadaj: Watch me stick these cells into my chest. Bleaghhhh

Sephiroth: Like I'm totally back.
Cloud: Crappers.

Fight

Cloud: 7 way slice!
Sephiroth: ahhh internal bleeding. *dies*
-------
Cloud: HALLUCINATION. HI AERITH!
Kids in church: wakey wakey
Cloud: woah, yay swim in healing water time!
Orphan: ....
Cloud: hey come in its all like magic.
Aerith: oooooo look im in the church and nobody sees me.
Cloud: HI AERITH!

End.

Ha it was a good movie.

Have a nice weekend.

]]> ~RedBlackandWhite http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/12058257/ http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/12058257/ Sun, 04 Mar 2007 18:18:28 PST
You all just want to kill me now huh? Sorry, just wanted to update everybody.

]]> ~RedBlackandWhite http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/11388979/ http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/11388979/ Sun, 14 Jan 2007 13:47:50 PST
But you know what, I have FOUR more days of my racquet class, which is the dullest thing on the earth next to black licorice and talking about the climate in Phoenix, AR, and 4 left of my english class, which in fact the idiocity of the people in the class is toxic to some types of squirrels (and me).

Thank God.

Anyway, alchemist151 tagged me (...I'll get back at her...) so I have to do this 'tell 6 crazy things about yourself' thing.

1) My nicknames include: Malero, Food, (insert my first and last name here without a space), and Best to Eat.

2) I constantly try and destroy all forms of the social hierarchy of what we call school.

3) I hate 5 things in this universe: ignorance, arrogance, apathy, rednecks, and raw bacon.

4) If there's ever a time when I'm not trying to better myself in more than one way, then I probably died.

5) I am the worst quick sketcher ever, because I can't stand making an imperfect line, so I always erase.

6) I am impossible to hear and I can never talk over someone, my voice is that low and monotonous.

does anyone know how to make the avatar show instead of the name and have it be clickable? please and thank you.

I Tag and .

RBW.

]]> ~RedBlackandWhite http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/11257268/ http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/11257268/ Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:08:46 PST
So, theres about...10 hours left in the year, and i came up with a resolution.

Which is kinda contadictory, because i NEVER follow through with these things.

Does anybody? I dunno i think its right up there with nobody ever putting fruit cake within 3 feet of their mouths of their own accord.

Anyway, I've resolved to...

Create, Photoshop, and Submit AT LEAST 2 deviations every month.

I know its not much, but I really want to do more art, because I've been slacking off.

And you guys know me, i DONT submit much at all, compared to shaloneSK and BlackLillian (well...she doesn't count, that girl is on dA-brand meth, i mean she makes the homepage on a REGULAR BASIS).

So if anyone bothers to keep track at all, keep me in line if i slack off.

Anyway, that's it. Happy 2007!

(Like the mood? Its hilaRious)

]]> ~RedBlackandWhite http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/11074749/ http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/11074749/ Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:53:17 PST
Anyway i was thinking about Kingdom Hearts (big surprise there) and then it hit me.

HOLD DA FONE.

Okay so there are:

13 Main Greek gods/goddesses
13 Organization members


APHRODITE-goddess of love, carnal desire- Lar-Lar.
APOLLO-god of the sun, the most revered god of all, archer, amazing athlete- Axel duh, and maybe xigbar
ARES-god of war carnage- Leauxaus
ARTEMIS-goddess of moon, twin of apollo- Saix (moon)
ATHENA-goddess of military strategy and intellect, can use Zeus's thunderbolt- Lar-Lar duh.
DEMETER-goddess of agriculture-Marluxia (flower power!)
DIONYSUS-god of grape cultivation, revelry (women)- Roxas (him and Namine i suppose)
HEPHAESTUS-god of blacksmithing, deformed- Xaldin i guess
HERA-goddess of women, wife of Zeus- Xigbar (being numba 2)
HADES-god of the dead-Zexion
HESTIA-goddess of the hearth-?
POSEIDON-god of water- Demyx of course
ZEUS-god of the gods- Xemnas

So i didnt get it all matched up, any suggestions for those of you who have studied the subject?

~RBW

]]> ~RedBlackandWhite http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/10702506/ http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/10702506/ Sun, 12 Nov 2006 15:11:47 PST
Yeah, if you haven't noticed all my tree pictures, then your on crack. I just want to say that I'M DONE so you musnt worry. Yup, still working on coloring larxene.

~RBW (NOT SENSUALLY!!! I looked up the word, NOT what i thought it meant.)

]]> ~RedBlackandWhite http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/10518197/ http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/10518197/ Thu, 26 Oct 2006 14:52:52 PDT
"..., Ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man's heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called Piggy."

Sensually,
RBW

]]> ~RedBlackandWhite http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/10456263/ http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/10456263/ Fri, 20 Oct 2006 13:39:33 PDT
Sensually,

RBW

]]> ~RedBlackandWhite http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/10135868/ http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/10135868/ Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:39:16 PDT
Yeah so i hate Photoshop. Why? Because it mocks me.

I'm not crazy it laughed at me. The duplicate thing and the eraser said haha. I was trying to make pretttttyyyyyy fire using BlackLillian's tutorial and it turned out kinda ugly.

Kinda like this .

Why is it so hard? Its like im scared to push a button cuz theres always a chance it might blow the picture up. Little bits of virtual canvas everywhere man. Yes, the community service volunteers with the pitchforks (those look like fun to swordfight with) wouldnt be happy.

Someone direct me to a help thing for CS Photoshop cuz the British Tutorial Guy isnt cutting it.

Sincerely, Sadistically, and Frustratingly,

~RBW ]]> ~RedBlackandWhite http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/9814635/ http://RedBlackandWhite.deviantart.com/journal/9814635/ Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:30:33 PDT

Hmmm.... like anybodys gonna read this.


Why?

Why has time decided to move so fast that school starts in 4 days?

Why is it that when something happens im already remembering it though i still havent had time to think it all through (or it still hasnt finished)?

Why must i have writer's block?

Why am i addicted to things like a radio show, or a video game.

Why is everything just here?

Existance makes no sense.


~RBW ]]> ~RedBlackandWhite