http://browse.deviantart.com/journals/?order=5&q=by%3ARetoucher07030 deviantART RSS for in:journals sort:time by:Retoucher07030 en-us Copyright 2013, deviantART.com Sun, 19 May 2013 13:06:15 PDT deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://st.deviantart.net/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Gone-Fishin-Until-Further-Notice-305684797 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Gone-Fishin-Until-Further-Notice-305684797 Fri, 01 Jun 2012 09:00:03 PDT Gone Fishin' Until Further Notice nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2012-2013 *Retoucher07030
So while I greatly appreciate the requests I still receive for help with projects or customizing my resources for specific uses, for the foreseeable future I need to exclusively focus on getting healt ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Mass-Effect-3-Demo-285429418 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Mass-Effect-3-Demo-285429418 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 13:04:25 PST Mass Effect 3 Demo? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2012-2013 *Retoucher07030 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-278128283 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-278128283 Sat, 07 Jan 2012 08:15:36 PST Devious Journal Entry nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2012-2013 *Retoucher07030
I think the problems will continue for a few months so if you leave a comment or message, I'll get back to you as soon as possible. But it may take days or weeks.

Hope everyone else is having a better New Year :lol:

Thanks! ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Zombie-Question-266163481 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Zombie-Question-266163481 Sun, 30 Oct 2011 10:30:52 PDT Zombie Question nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 *Retoucher07030
My theory is since the zombie doesn't retain any of the knowledge or skills learned when it was human, the zombie shouldn't have the ability to swim so it would just sink. Technically, it's already dead which means it doesn't need oxygen to survive. But the zombie virus can't survive without human flesh. So I postulate :lol: that the zombie would die after the virus is starved. But then... what would happen if fish eat the dead zombie? Would the vir ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/DA-Log-In-Behaving-Strangely-263198795 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/DA-Log-In-Behaving-Strangely-263198795 Thu, 13 Oct 2011 09:12:45 PDT DA Log In Behaving Strangely? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 *Retoucher07030
I'd alway been able to auto log into DA until they started adding upgrades and new features earlier this year. But now, when I restart my computer I have to manually log back in to access my homepage. But sometimes, like today, it randomly logs in automatically. It doesn't make any sense. The site is also adding a cookie on my system for every DA page I visit. I don't know if it's a problem with the site or a conflict between the site and the version of OS X I currently use.

Any ideas about why this is happening or what's causing the problem? ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Looking-Back-on-9-11-257560405 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Looking-Back-on-9-11-257560405 Fri, 09 Sep 2011 12:43:08 PDT Looking Back on 9/11. nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 *Retoucher07030
In 2001, I lived in northern NJ and I worked in NYC for Entertainment Weekly magazine. I was getting ready for work and listening to Howard Stern when his producer cut in and said "a small plane hit the WTC." He didn't sound concerned and I was running late (as usual) so I didn't turn on the TV. I was about to run out the door when Howard, who usually takes nothing seriously said something l ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Opinions-on-Dragon-Age-2-256510612 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Opinions-on-Dragon-Age-2-256510612 Sat, 03 Sep 2011 07:53:47 PDT Opinions on Dragon Age 2? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 *Retoucher07030
I know DA 2 was not the game Bioware would have made if not forced by EA. Its painful to watch as one of the best studios in the business is assimilated into EA's profit over quality hive. ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/F-U-Irene-255643643 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/F-U-Irene-255643643 Mon, 29 Aug 2011 05:14:57 PDT F.U. Irene! nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 *Retoucher07030 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/WTF-Final-Fantasy-XIII-251907371 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/WTF-Final-Fantasy-XIII-251907371 Tue, 09 Aug 2011 09:50:58 PDT WTF Final Fantasy XIII? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 *Retoucher07030
Let me put how truly ridiculous FF XIII is into context... I'm 160 hours into my first play-through and about 50 hours into a second. Yet, I've only unlocked less than half of the achievements. On my first play-through, my squad is still not leveled up high enough to defeat the ridiculously over-powered bosses you need to defeat to access accessories and XP poi ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Grokking-Games-218074262 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Grokking-Games-218074262 Sun, 12 Jun 2011 10:54:18 PDT Grokking Games nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 *Retoucher07030
I don't track how much time I spend reading each month but Big Brother a.k.a. Microsoft, is kind enough to track everything I do whenever I power up the 360. The overseers in Redmond also send me a monthly summary of my activities. Just to make sure I know how truly pathe ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Update-Ripped-by-a-huge-game-developer-218783458 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Update-Ripped-by-a-huge-game-developer-218783458 Tue, 17 May 2011 12:38:07 PDT Update - Ripped by a huge game developer? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 *Retoucher07030
I don't understand why so many people have such a problem with asking. I don't want corporations using my stuff for free but given the fact that I'm a huge gaming fan I would have happily agreed to let them use them. All ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/DA-Is-Cheating-On-Me-With-Bimbos-219760622 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/DA-Is-Cheating-On-Me-With-Bimbos-219760622 Sat, 02 Apr 2011 15:39:58 PDT DA Is Cheating On Me With Bimbos! nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 *Retoucher07030
The job description includes all the standard corporate HR bullshit... self-starter, blah, blah, blah, establish, blah, blah, ownership, influential, yeah... whatever. But then, there is this line:

    • Entertain Junior media Planners at night during the week to build strong relationships

For those who don't know, junior media planners work at ad agencies. They're typically 23 year old sorority gir ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Deviant-Art-Browser-Cookies-220241872 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Deviant-Art-Browser-Cookies-220241872 Mon, 14 Mar 2011 08:06:49 PDT Deviant Art Browser Cookies? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 *Retoucher07030
I really hope DA is not trying to add Facebook-like anti-privacy features... ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/MIA-220565652 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/MIA-220565652 Tue, 01 Mar 2011 08:39:46 PST MIA... nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 *Retoucher07030
Cheers. ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Heads-Up-Black-Ops-XBL-Players-221910552 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Heads-Up-Black-Ops-XBL-Players-221910552 Fri, 07 Jan 2011 11:20:39 PST Heads Up Black Ops XBL Players nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2011-2013 *Retoucher07030
For all DA members who play, here are some red flags to watch out for:

1 - Hackers use gamerpics to i.d. themse ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Cool-Flickr-Typography-Collection-222878969 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Cool-Flickr-Typography-Collection-222878969 Wed, 24 Nov 2010 06:18:35 PST Cool Flickr Typography Collection nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
Makes me want to start collecting! :lol:

For those of you in the US... Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!! ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Fable-3-Co-op-and-Trading-222991269 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Fable-3-Co-op-and-Trading-222991269 Thu, 18 Nov 2010 07:22:54 PST Fable 3 Co-op and Trading? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
Anyway... if you're playing Fable 3 and have a Xbox Live account, look me up!!!! My gamertag is cobain07642. If you're playing as a female hero, even better! To open the Mistpeak Demon Door you'll need to invite a co-op player into your ga ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Fallout-New-Vegas-223451275 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Fallout-New-Vegas-223451275 Sun, 24 Oct 2010 10:35:18 PDT Fallout New Vegas? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Another-Feature-223527140 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Another-Feature-223527140 Wed, 20 Oct 2010 10:37:47 PDT Another Feature! nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/WordPress-Anyone-223811530 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/WordPress-Anyone-223811530 Mon, 04 Oct 2010 11:48:52 PDT WordPress Anyone? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Featured-On-Cruzine-com-223890167 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Featured-On-Cruzine-com-223890167 Thu, 30 Sep 2010 08:50:36 PDT Featured On Cruzine.com nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Awesome-Mac-Game-Store-App-223921441 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Awesome-Mac-Game-Store-App-223921441 Tue, 28 Sep 2010 13:28:28 PDT Awesome Mac Game Store App nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
The app is a iTunes style store for Aspyr games. But it has some cool features that makes it a must have for Mac gamers. The app will automatically scan your system (processor, RAM, graphics card, etc...) then check your system info against the system requirements of every game in the store! If a game isn't compatible for any reason, the app tags it with a warning. When you click on a flagged game for more info, it breaks out all of the game's systems requirements and tell you which part of your system is inc ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Apologies-223945703 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Apologies-223945703 Mon, 27 Sep 2010 05:37:40 PDT Apologies... nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
Being in the hospital was not a great situation but it was the motivation *cough... excuse* I needed to justify buying a iPad, PSP or DSi! As much as I love Apple, I'm not getting an iPhone because I have no intention of paying AT&T $60 per month for a basic data plan!

Over and out. ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Unfair-Advantage-224209597 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Unfair-Advantage-224209597 Sun, 12 Sep 2010 14:41:49 PDT Unfair Advantage? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Downloading-Flash-Videos-with-Safari-224611259 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Downloading-Flash-Videos-with-Safari-224611259 Sun, 22 Aug 2010 11:25:37 PDT Downloading Flash Videos with Safari nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
1 - Hit command + option + A to open the activity window (I didn't know it existed :lol: )

2 - Search the results list for the largest files by size, these are usually the video files. Once you've found the file, just double click it to begin the download.

3 - After the download is complete, find the file on your hard drive. Safari will give it a generic name like "videoplayback". Click on the file once to edit the name and add a .flv file extension at the end. It will tell you adding the extension will change the f ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Red-Dead-Redemption-224909612 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Red-Dead-Redemption-224909612 Sat, 07 Aug 2010 09:54:51 PDT Red Dead Redemption? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Bad-News-for-Dragon-Age-2-225300012 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Bad-News-for-Dragon-Age-2-225300012 Sun, 18 Jul 2010 13:52:02 PDT Bad News for Dragon Age 2 nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
So I was happy when Bioware announced the release date for Dragon Age 2 earlier this month. Then they released some concept wallpapers which made me happier: http://gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2010/07/16/exclusive-dragon-age-ii-desktop-wallpapers.aspx

But... I should have known better, after all we are talking about EA. ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Cool-Flickr-Stock-Site-225489634 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Cool-Flickr-Stock-Site-225489634 Thu, 08 Jul 2010 05:27:04 PDT Cool Flickr Stock Site nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
There's a color palette on the right, click the color you want to search and the site goes to work. Just make sure you check the CC license for usage rules for each image. It's so simple even a republican could do it! :lol:

Enjoy :) ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/OS-X-Spyware-225508926 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/OS-X-Spyware-225508926 Wed, 07 Jul 2010 06:39:15 PDT OS X Spyware nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Xbox-100-Dollar-Trade-In-Offer-225782795 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Xbox-100-Dollar-Trade-In-Offer-225782795 Tue, 22 Jun 2010 06:56:47 PDT Xbox 100 Dollar Trade In Offer nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Sculpted-Prims-Anyone-225873424 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Sculpted-Prims-Anyone-225873424 Thu, 17 Jun 2010 06:39:59 PDT Sculpted Prims Anyone? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
Thanks! ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Meesa-Gonna-Be-Very-Very-Rich-225997511 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Meesa-Gonna-Be-Very-Very-Rich-225997511 Fri, 11 Jun 2010 05:52:31 PDT Meesa Gonna Be Very Very Rich! nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
FFrom: Ambassador Mankama Desmond                               10th June 2010

Dear Sir/Ma.

I am Ambassador Mankama Desmond, The Personal Legal Adviser to
late president Umaru Musa Yar-adua on foreign affairs who died and
was buried according to Islamic law on 5th of May 2010 after a long
protracted illness. I have contacted you to assist me secure the sum
of Ten Point Five Million United State Dollars ($10,500,000) which he
deposited with a commercial bank in Oversea  for 2011 presidential
campaign election before he died on the above date mentioned.

However, I want ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Cool-Painting-Sites-226109605 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Cool-Painting-Sites-226109605 Fri, 04 Jun 2010 09:55:23 PDT Cool Painting Sites nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
Flame painting - http://www.escapemotions.com/experiments/flame/index.html#top
Fluid painting - http://www.escapemotions.com/experiments/fluid_painter/index.html
Experiments - http://www.escapemotions.com/experiments.html ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/DA-Is-Deleting-My-Files-226522751 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/DA-Is-Deleting-My-Files-226522751 Tue, 11 May 2010 09:30:25 PDT DA Is Deleting My Files! nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
Anyone else experience this problem? ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Ironman-2-Promo-Site-226792172 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Ironman-2-Promo-Site-226792172 Sat, 24 Apr 2010 10:53:32 PDT Ironman 2 Promo Site nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
He said the site is a work in progress but it's gone live. Check it out: http://www.lgironman2.com/ph/index_ph.html ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Usage-Problem-Resolved-226907286 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Usage-Problem-Resolved-226907286 Sat, 17 Apr 2010 11:02:16 PDT Usage Problem Resolved! nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
So now that it's really official, you can see my image on the cover of the Polish edition of Blue Bloods, written by NY Times best selling author Melissa de la Cruz - http://www.fanpop.com/spots/the-blue-bloods/images/11083421/title/polish-blue-bloods-covers I wish all involved with the book the best of luck! ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Permission-For-Commercial-Use-226968079 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Permission-For-Commercial-Use-226968079 Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:02:01 PDT Permission For Commercial Use nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Bad-Company-2-Hacked-To-Death-227557134 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Bad-Company-2-Hacked-To-Death-227557134 Sun, 21 Mar 2010 12:07:19 PDT Bad Company 2 Hacked To Death nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
This has to be the most hacked game in Xbox Live history. It makes MW 2 looks like a Sunday school picnic. It's so blatant and totally out of control. I'm saying most of the people playing are hacking, not just some. Truly unbelievable. In  48 hours of play I've watched peopl ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Storm-Damage-and-Game-Stop-227648605 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Storm-Damage-and-Game-Stop-227648605 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 06:32:42 PDT Storm Damage and Game Stop nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
I did make it to Game Stop before the storm and as usual I walked out a happy camper. I went to buy Bad Company 2 which is $6 ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Dragon-Age-amp-DA-Improvements-227997092 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Dragon-Age-amp-DA-Improvements-227997092 Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:28:24 PST Dragon Age & DA Improvements nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
It's surprisingly good so far. Well... except for a major bug that cost me 7 hours of game play! The bug transported and locked me in a room I shouldn't have been able to access then it auto-saved after it did it. I was stuck ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/HD-TV-or-HD-Monitor-228221440 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/HD-TV-or-HD-Monitor-228221440 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:45:20 PST HD TV or HD Monitor? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030
My ginormous SD TV is on it's last leg and I totally need a new set. But I mainly use the TV for gaming these days, I barely watch TV anymore. I know I'm missing out playing games on a SD set but it's still a lot of money to spend on what will essentially be a big monitor. I could just buy a 23' HD monitor instead, for half the price of a 37' or 40' TV. But that keeps me chained to my desk and no so comfortable chair which is flattening my ever expanding ass. Doh :(

Somebody decide for me, my head hurts thinking about it! ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Mass-Effect-2-228363486 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Mass-Effect-2-228363486 Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:22:29 PST Mass Effect 2? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Apologies-228668398 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Apologies-228668398 Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:06:50 PST Apologies nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2010-2013 *Retoucher07030 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Happy-New-Year-228956317 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Happy-New-Year-228956317 Thu, 31 Dec 2009 10:32:33 PST Happy New Year! nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
I for one, am very happy to see this decade end. Hoping the next is much kinder to me, the country and the world in general.

Cheers!!! ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Glitch-Vs-Hack-229213683 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Glitch-Vs-Hack-229213683 Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:33:36 PST Glitch Vs Hack nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
This hack is frightening because it's a XBox hack that's also a virus. The 360's OS is a simplified version of Windows so it was just a matter of time. One player (the hacker) spreads it to everyone he (or she) plays against. The hack duplicates and a copy loads into the cache of other player's consoles. Then you unknowingly spread it to everyone you play. It can be unload by signing off of XBL and reboot ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Star-Trek-On-Line-Anyone-229366619 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Star-Trek-On-Line-Anyone-229366619 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:55:17 PST Star Trek On-Line Anyone? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
Every Trek game I've ever played has been pretty horrible so I have serious reservations about doling out 50 bucks on another. ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Wedding-Of-The-Year-229399833 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Wedding-Of-The-Year-229399833 Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:29:34 PST Wedding Of The Year nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
All weddings should be like his, small, quick and casual. Aside from the weather, a great day for all involved! ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/How-To-Spot-A-XBL-Hacker-229524850 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/How-To-Spot-A-XBL-Hacker-229524850 Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:04:08 PST How To Spot A XBL Hacker nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
As a public service, here's my easy to use clue list for spotting suspicious Xbox Live accounts. When you suspect someone may be cheating, check the following:

The Big 2 Clues - Achievements and Star Ratings.

Achievements - The most obvious. The majority of hackers have less than 300 gamer points and all typically come fro ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Finally-Finished-Oblivion-229699522 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Finally-Finished-Oblivion-229699522 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:48:15 PST Finally Finished Oblivion nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
Playing time - Approx. 280 hours
Total number of game saves   - 2,490
Achievements - 25 of 60
Number of times game froze or crashed - Approx. 56

And I only completed the main quest and 2 of the 5 big side quests. I haven't even tried t ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Who-s-playing-Modern-Warfare-2-229783705 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Who-s-playing-Modern-Warfare-2-229783705 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:08:45 PST Who's playing Modern Warfare 2? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Who-Has-Played-Oblivion-229942215 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Who-Has-Played-Oblivion-229942215 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:28:32 PST Who Has Played Oblivion? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
It's so frigging complicated and there are absolutely no in-game instructions, directions or even hints. Nothing! I was making such little progress, I started constantly referring to the Wiki Oblivion guide. I usually don't look things up unless I'm really stuck. But now every time I find something new I have to pause, walk over to my computer and ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/GameCube-amp-MW2-Controversy-230004554 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/GameCube-amp-MW2-Controversy-230004554 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:49:12 PDT GameCube & MW2 Controversy nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
And... there's already a giant controversy about a leaked video from MW2. The video has since been pulled... everywhere. It looked like the opening mission required you to play a terrorist walking through an airport just shooting civilians. It's super violent and gory. Activision responded and they claim the scen ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/What-s-Going-On-With-Apple-230020720 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/What-s-Going-On-With-Apple-230020720 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 07:46:04 PDT What's Going On With Apple? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
How could they lock out everybody who owns a machine that's more t ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Why-me-230202853 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Why-me-230202853 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:58:35 PDT Why me? nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
If there is a god, he or she is one spiteful bastard. ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Wireless-Router-Question-230292818 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Wireless-Router-Question-230292818 Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:11:32 PDT Wireless Router Question nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
I'm buying a D-Link gaming router that I'm going to hardwire to my Mac and 360. But I have another computer in the house I need to connect that I can't hardwire, which is why I'm getting a wireless router. That computer is not set up for wireless so I'll have to buy an adapter for it. Can I buy any wireless adapter for that computer or do I have to buy a specific D-Link adapter?

I'm hopelessly clueless about anything network related so any advice would be appreciated!!!! ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Outrageous-Job-Post-Of-The-Week-230364522 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Outrageous-Job-Post-Of-The-Week-230364522 Sun, 04 Oct 2009 10:02:59 PDT Outrageous Job Post Of The Week nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
Photo retouchers needed - .50 cents/image

.50 cents per image? Holy shit! I can't believe there are people out there who would actually post something like this. The post doesn't say how many images but the total budget is $100, which would equal out to about 400 images. This mother fucker is trying to scam somebody into retouching 400 images for $100! Jesus. And please... don't even think about trying to negotiate a higher rate... ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Holy-Crap-Now-I-Sold-A-Print-230425896 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Holy-Crap-Now-I-Sold-A-Print-230425896 Wed, 30 Sep 2009 07:24:23 PDT Holy Crap... Now I Sold A Print! nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
So my profits from the shirt and print sales total a whopping $5.78. Woo Hoo!!!!! Think I'll run down to Starbuck's and get me a big old grande soy hot chocolate! But I'm totally not complaining. When stuff happens to me, good or bad, it usually comes in bunches. And I've had over 5 years of nonstop bad break ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/I-Sold-A-T-Shirt-230438293 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/I-Sold-A-T-Shirt-230438293 Tue, 29 Sep 2009 10:07:12 PDT I Sold A T-Shirt! nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
Very weird. But it was the most complete design I had on the site. So if anyone one else would like a Crazy Ivan tee, join the party! http://240238.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

BTW - Sorry I haven't been very active on DA lately. I've just had the perfect storm of family drama on top of my CFS ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Monitor-Calibration-Device-Deals-230900232 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Monitor-Calibration-Device-Deals-230900232 Sat, 29 Aug 2009 11:13:00 PDT Monitor Calibration Device Deals! nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
The Spyder2express is $57  - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000NPNBRQ/ The Pantone Huey is $65 - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000CR78C4/ And the Spyder3 Pro is $138 - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000X4X37A/

$57 to $65 about as cheap as it gets for monitor calibration devices. Get yours today while supplies last!!! ]]> http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Idiotic-Job-Post-Of-The-Week-230963341 http://retoucher07030.deviantart.com/journal/Idiotic-Job-Post-Of-The-Week-230963341 Tue, 25 Aug 2009 09:33:48 PDT Idiotic Job Post Of The Week nonadult journals/personal Retoucher07030 http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/e/retoucher07030.jpg?1 Copyright 2009-2013 *Retoucher07030
Case in point, here's a job post I came across from The Gilt Groupe ( http://www.gilt.com/company/job/10066 ) :

"Job Description: The Retoucher works within a team that produces all images used in a sale, including women ]]>