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For those of you who don't know, Ai no Kusabi is like the Holy Grail of Yaoi. It is THE film to start and end it all. "Epic" is used by fangirls everywhere to describe this sacred trinity of ass loving. When the name of Ai no Kusabi is mentioned at yaoi panels and conventions, it is often met with the sort of serious resonance not at all unlike religious prayer. This is quickly followed by pitch defying squeals of delight.

And now there will be more!

You can find the official website here> [link]

And an article covering all of the nitty gritty here> [link]

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Seriously, what IS this?

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Yes, it's really pretty.

Yes, we will actually be having a 'white Christmas' like I always wanted as a child.

But it's also really, really not fun to drive in.

Friday after noon I drove home through one of the worst snow storms we've had in a long time. The streets hadn't been plowed yet but my boss wanted all of us to leave before it got dark- and I'm glad he did because driving home that night is ranking high as one of the scariest things I've ever done.

My car is really light weight and only one back tire moves. I'm forgetting the word for that but basically it means that I slide like crazy in any kind of rough weather.

This morning I ended up in a snowdrift after hitting a patch of black ice. Luckily, the car is fine but I ended up being two hours late for work and slightly damp from digging the car out. On the bright side, two really nice guys stopped and helped me dig her out and the guy who lives across the street let me use his cell phone to call my mom. Of course, today was the one day I forgot my cell phone at home. Murphy's law.

Anyway, it's been pretty clear since about two years ago when I had my first accident on New Years Eve, (again after a snow storm), that snow and I are not the best of driving friends. So come on Santa, help me out here and give me a mild winter. My car will thank for for it and so will I.

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Check it out:

[link]

The best part? Obama- nation!

Are you living in an Obama- nation?

That's what I thought.

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"And then John found the mini marshmallows."

Epic. Just epic.

[link]

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So, (mostly to make myself feel better about the stupidity and ignorance in America) here is just another, in a long list of reasons why Palin is the scariest woman alive:

[link]

For those of you who are lazy, Sarah Palin recently quoted fascist writer, Westbrook Pegler, in her acceptance speech regarding the moral superiority of small town values. In the above link, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. responds to her comments.

Do a quick google search on Westbrook Pegler. Go on, I dare you. Pegler was a controversial newspaper writer during the 1930's who openly expressed right- wing views. To give you an example, in one article published in 1936 he praised a lynching that took place in California. The man was a pioneer on the front of values to be sure.

Apparently, it's too much to ask that are possible vice president actually do some research on the history of the people she quotes beforehand. Who would have thought?

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This is just one more of those things:

[link]

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1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
5. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.


#1: “You do drink don't you?”
“Of course. I just said I was a writer.”

#2: "I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid."
"But you didn't have a drug problem then."
"Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me."

XXX #3: "I do have a test today. that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - MightyGaru [link]

XXX #4: “Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.”
Hot Fuzz- FlurryxOfxFlames

#5: "Are you all right?"
"Am I dead?"
"No."
"Blast!"

XXX #6: "We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people ought to do is get outside their own house and look in for a change. Yes sir. How's that for a bit of homespun philosophy?"
"Readers Digest, April 1939."
"Well, I only quote from the best."
Rear Window - AngelGunBoy [link]

XXX #7: "I just can't stop thinking how scary it'd be if a flaming homeless guy came running..."
"HUD!"
"I'm just saying. Sorry."
Cloverfield- MightyGaru [link]

#8: "Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. I'm looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?"
"I'm in. I'll go pack my stuff."
"I hope that you've had enough to drink. It's going to take courage."

XXX #9: "If I catch any of you bitches near him, honey, I want you to know, you're gonna have to deal with the Lady Chablis, the Doll, the Grand Empress, and my mother fucking ice pick. So keep your hands off a that one, okay?"
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil - AngelGunBoy [link]


XXX #10: "This is the oddest thing I've ever heard of. Let's hope we don't catch it. I'd hate to wake up some morning and find out that you weren't you."
Invasion of the Body Snatchers - MightyGaru [link]

XXX #11: "Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock."
JAWS- MightyGaru [link]

#12: "You just called to check up on me, because you don't really trust me... Sammy, no! Put the gun down!"

XXX #13: "I have something to say. I'm not gonna wait for Wadsworth here to unmask me. I work for the State Department, and I'm a homosexual. I feel no personal shame or guilt about this, but I must keep it a secret, or I will lose my job on security grounds. Thank you."
Clue- MightyGaru [link]

#14: "What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out war. The City of God was divided. You couldn't go from one section the other, not even to visit a relative. The cops considered anyone living in the slum a hoodlum. People got used to living in Vietnam, and more and more volunteers signed up to die."

#15: "Maybe I'll just sit here and bleed at you."

And just cuz 15 so isn't enough...

#16: "They call me MISTER Tibbs!"

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As we roll between the silky sheets with nothing on at all


For more info on the "good" (can we bold that please? No, no just the quotation marks. Thank you.) Lord Byron and the official Lord Byron Song, check out good old wiki. I'm too lazy to give you the link myself. But for those of you even more lazy than I am, the song goes like this:

Oh, Lord Byron please don't to~uch me, please don't to~uch me, please don't tou~ch me, Oh, Lord Byron please don't to~uch me, as we lay between the silky sheets with nothing on at all!

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So here I am, torn between understanding her view that fanfiction can be like saying that she made some mistake in how she chose to write her story (and her right to enforce her ownership of her work) and just plain frustration.

Personally, I see fanfiction as being a complement in that your fans like your work enough that your characters and world have captured their imaginations. You've made them wonder about what could have been and then inspired them into going to the effort of writing (or drawing) their own fanworks. Plus, maybe it's just the teacher in me, but anything that encourages people to read and write more isn't something I think we should be discouraging.

So I'm wondering, what do you all think?

]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/16022288/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/16022288/ Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:59:16 PST Check out the back up dancers.
Priceless.
[link]

]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/15976491/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/15976491/ Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:11:48 PST If you would like to receive a little bit of extra love in seasons greetings size, then just send me a note with your address and I'll bring out the big bows and glitter.
Happy holidays everyone!

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]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/15685460/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/15685460/ Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:58:14 PST Yeah, that's pretty much what I said.
Stupid birthdays. Let's have an anti-birthday year, yeah? I'm poor, your poor; cut me up some snowflakes to hang in my office for December and let's call it a day.

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(Or a mermaid.)

And then, when no one's around to make fun of your obsession with the high art equivalent of Hot Topic Amy Brown t-shirt, you print it out and hang it on your wall, somewhere inconspicuous. Like behind the fishtank.

And then, after it's been there a month, you realize that it's not a mermaid at all. It's Horatio Hornblower as a mermaid.

Yeah, that's the feeling.

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Oh, and just as an added plus for Matt, they both ride on the same motorcycle... at the same time. (You can thank me later for filling your life long dream of seeing two men on a motor bike together, and have I mentioned what a noble life goal that is?)

[link]
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So, who's up for a movie night?

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Gay on the Range is a archive of gay paperback artwork from the 50's and 60's. Honestly, combining two of my favorite things, what is better then that?

Right now I think my favorite is a toss up between The Killer Queens and Blow The Man Down but honestly, with so many choices, who's counting.

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but only recently taken on by yours truly and the ever talented ArgosIosidess. [link]
Dannan Aran (Yes, that's his actual name) belongs to Argos, where as Nasaulis Variel is all mine.
Doreen (Dorry) Mann however, is a shared character, and is equally unloved by the both of us.


Interview Meme:
Nasaulis and Dannan get interviewed! Together!

1. Favourite make-out music?
Dannan: “Hold on, people play music during that? … Yeah, I guess I could see the appeal. Um, no, I’ve never done it, so I don’t know what I’d play. Sorry.”
Nasaulis: (Shakes his head despairingly) I’m very disappointed in you. See, music can be a great motivator but it all depends on the mood of the situation. Sometimes you want it fast and strong, and then you’re either a little too busy to focus on music, or you want something- pardon my pun- that’s driving. With a nice… (smiles) beat to it. Other times, you want to really take your time and make every moment last as long as possible, and then you put on something sweet and slow. I play my music on a case-by-case basis, to be evaluated as necessary.
Dannan: Um… you play music constantly, Nasaulis. Does that mean…? You know, never mind. I decided I’d rather not know. Next question, please.

2. It’s 2 a.m. Where are you likely to be?
Nasaulis: Where do you want me to be? No, but seriously, probably flying the ship, or something. Unless I can be convinced to do… otherwise.
Dannan: … Next. What? Oh, all right. Probably sleeping, if we have something to do the next day. Or reading. Or picking through the engines. Or practicing my-
Nasaulis: Okay, enough of that, we know you’re a busy little freaking bee. Sheesh. You need to get out more, seriously. As soon as we’re done here, we’re going to… I don’t know, a club or something.
Dannan: … Don’t I get a say in this? Next question.
Nasaulis: You’re only forestalling the inevitable. I can see it now: you. Me. Dance floor.
Dannan: … Next question?

3. Your most prized possession?
Dannan: His towels.
Nasaulis: Oh, har-dee-har-har. You fucking wrecked those towels.
Dannan: Wrecked? Dory used those towels once, that hardly constitutes “wrecking” them.
Nasaulis: She used them. To dry off. Everywhere. If you and I are talking about the same Dory, those towels were wrecked.
Dannan: She doesn’t exactly have the plague. She’s a doctor.
Nasaulis: Yes. She is, isn’t she? Good ol’ Doctor MANN. What a great Doctor MANN she is. Who wantonly wrecked my towels. My beautiful towels, woven carefully by blind nuns from imported Goaja cotton, dyed with rare and equally imported soenci berries, and treated with oils from the curic nut! WHICH IS ALSO RARE AND IMPORTED. Now you say something so that I can make fun of you.
Dannan: Fine, but I still think you’re overreacting. Honestly, the thing that means most to me is the Celestine and her crew. I wouldn’t trade them for anything.
Nasaulis: Ugh.
Dannan: What?
Nasaulis: Oh, nothing. I’m just gagging a little on the sappiness in here.
Dannan: And I’m having trouble thinking with all the shallow in the room. You still haven’t disproved that the towels are your most prized possessions.
Nasaulis: mumblemumble….
Dannan: What was that?
Nasaulis: I said that I prize the Celestine, too. Are you happy? Towel-wrecker. Next question!

4. Pick one of the other people here and say how you’d like to see them dressed.
Nasaulis: You have got to be kidding me. This is only something I’ve been thinking about for, oh, I don’t know, years now. Larker help me, where to start? (Gleefully contemplative look) First of all, jeans that actually fit well? That you faded yourself? Eight years ago? No that’s too easy. Let’s go for broke. Leather pants.
Dannan: Wha-?
Nasaulis: Did it sound like I was done? You need a massive overhaul and we’re just getting started. We can keep those boots… hm. But does that tip you too far on the leather scale? Maybe we can lose the pants and just keep the boots? Those are great boots.
Dannan: Umm-
Nasaulis: Still not finished. Shut up. …Captain. Regardless of what we do “below decks,” this whole “brown on beige on blonde” thing you seem to have going on is just so… jungle explorer chic? Did I just make that up? I want it credited to me. I think that you would actually look really good in royal purple. And, for Larker’s sake, try to go even the slightest bit informal sometimes. Wear something without buttons. And no empire collars, either. Let your neck breathe somet... ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/13932216/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/13932216/ Sun, 29 Jul 2007 19:49:45 PDT
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]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/13932073/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/13932073/ Sun, 29 Jul 2007 19:38:48 PDT Yeah, so I'm excited. Sorry about the crappy video quality. I figure you can get the basic gist of things between the two.

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Omnibus- [link]
Ninja Love- [link]
Minjas- [link]
Ninternship- [link]
Ninja Dogs- [link]HjTOsi7zGc
Pirates of the Caribbean- [link]
Thr33- [link]
Blades of Glory- [link]

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The gist is that if you read this, (even if we don't speak often), then please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

And let the fun begin.

]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/13157189/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/13157189/ Wed, 30 May 2007 21:29:16 PDT Yeah, that's right!
*does a Ijustgottanewjob dance*

I'm going to be working at Brent Financial Group as an assistant in this crazy nifty old Victorian with burgundy pipeing. Maybe it's just the cherry wood, spiral staircase talking, but I'm excited.

Plus, I'll be working as the assistant to one of my very best friend's mom. She's one of those all round incredible women who still finds time in her day, between saving the world and helping people invest wisely, to bake chocolate oatmeal cookies. As far as I'm concerned, the woman is the definition of a super hero.

Call me girly, but I'm seriously feeling the need to Brenda Starr my wardrobe.

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was recently made internet famous in a article chronicling the epic journey of one unknowing youth into the very heart of anime fandom. Yeah, it's pretty bad ass.
A journey of anime enlightenment you say. Link me up.
[link]

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And that's my story. I'm done now.

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You herd me!

]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/12761659/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/12761659/ Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:29:33 PDT [link]), the lonely heart murders ([link]), Pirates back from the dead and with a vengance ([link]), and Mr. Samuel Jackson in Black Snake Moan ([link]). Whats not to love?

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]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/11807065/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/11807065/ Wed, 14 Feb 2007 00:35:57 PST [link] on an idea for a Pirate/ Ninja comic, called Banded Together. So far the story line is being made up of nothing but a few pages of rough concepts but it has given way to several questions. Hense the first, in what looks like many, polls to come.

Who would be naturally good at gambleing games (The ninja or the pirate) and who, would be better at cheating at gambling games?

The ninja, because ninjas have more natural tallent where as pirates are by nature, underhanded.

The pirate, because pirates have luck and more experiance at that sort of thing while the ninjas have more slight of hand skill.

other? Let us know!

(that's right, I want you people to repond to this. *kick*)

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You can find a rough outline of the plot line here [link]

And you can either scrole down to the bottom to find the links to places you can watch or you can simply link it up here [link]

Anyways, I hope you call enjoy it when you should be doing other, more important things. ^^
Spread the love.

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Yeah, that's right.

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OH HOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO!

My crazy ass is more of less quarentiened to the house hanging lights and wrapping mountains in paper with singing snowmen for the PARENTFREAKS (whom I love and adore) for the next week + some days.

WEEEEEEE.

Damn.

KISS ME BABY IT'S SNOWIN' OUTSIDE!

Or at least i wish it was. But, thats okay. WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS.

Actually, no, the french will always have Paris... and the Germans for a while... but man, who cares about the french anyway? AHAHAAHA. No I'm just kidding, seriously.

God I need sleep.

Happy Holidays, yo.

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and offer your respects to Ruuich4n
([link] )
on Willrage's passing. ([link])

Thank you everyone and God bless.

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Guys everywhere, I gots your backs. ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/9484007/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/9484007/ Mon, 24 Jul 2006 21:41:50 PDT

Want to know more you say? Well that's why I'm includeing a link to a few screencaps of this moment as well as directions on how to get in on the action yourself.
[link]

(hah! you gots to cut paste cuz I'm a lazy mofo)

Also, here is the picture which started it all. Enjoy!
[link] ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/9483901/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/9483901/ Mon, 24 Jul 2006 21:31:31 PDT ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/9263048/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/9263048/ Mon, 03 Jul 2006 16:47:26 PDT
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take
it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on
someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten
to make. I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying, "Hello."
I politely said, "Could I please speak with Robin Carter?"

Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I realized I had called the wrong number. I
tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had accidentally
transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and
hung up.

I wrote his number down with the wor d 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my
desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day,
I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'
calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John
Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar
with the Caller ID program?"

He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had
patiently waited for... I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for that
spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so, I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right a fter calling the first asshole ( I had
his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the
car's parked right out in front."

"What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Don Hansen," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes?"

"Don, you're an asshole."

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I
had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be.

So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1. "Hello."

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed."Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked. "My name is Don Hansen..."

"Yeah? Where do you live?""Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a
yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

Then I called Asshole #2. "Hello?" he said.

"Hello, asshole," I said. He yelled, "If I ever find out who you
are...!"

"You'll what?" I said. "I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right
now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived
at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to
kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West 34th
Street.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street.

When I got there, I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other
in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and the channel 13 news
crew.

NOW, I feel better - This is "Anger Management" shit really works!


















________________________________________ ________________________________ ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/9140897/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/9140897/ Wed, 21 Jun 2006 19:03:45 PDT You can watch the Death Note movie trailer (based off of the awesome manga) at...

[link]eath+Note

Enjoy! ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/9016909/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/9016909/ Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:22:28 PDT .< It's gotten so bad that I've taken to polluting table napkins and mail envelopes with random snips of dialog and fragmented notes on scenes or stories. This can not go on.

In other news Natalyia and I have decided that all web comics and/or fiction sites we develop will be under the logo Total Trash Corporations. That will include Misadventures of Pony, Graffiti Car, and Little Red. ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8683701/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8683701/ Fri, 05 May 2006 17:43:05 PDT
Woman- "Hey did you hear-?"

Her question is cut short as the door bangs open and two people quickly enter the room, each sporting decidedly empressive looking guns. A third person hangs in the doorway, dragging his feet on entering the room.

Girl with gun- "Room service!"

She grins and lifts the gun a little higher, enjoying the surprise. Her smile quickly disapears however, when her partner, the taller man with an equally large gun, lets into the two on the bed. Their bodies dance under the wave of quieted bullets for a few moments. The slender man in the door way quickly enters the room and shuts the door behind him, looking panicked. Once the larger man's gun stops popping the girl punches him in the arm.

Girl with gun- "Damnit, Jack can't you fucking wait for anything? I wanted to ask them some things!"

Jack rubs his abused arm and looks mildly sheepish.

Jack- "Ah blow off Meryl, we were gunna kill them anyway right?"

Meryl sighs and glares at him for a minute before looking around the room.

Meryl- "Look lets just find this thing okay?"

Jack starts rumageing through the former couples bags while the slender man picks his way tward the bed, avoiding stepping on their clothes as if they were battered pieces of something undesireable. Leaning over the bed he pokes something while Meryl starts pulling out dresser drawrs.

Slender man- "Ewww."

Meryl- "Wimp."

Slender man- "Bitch."

He wipes his hand off onto his pants and then looks at his pants in horror/disgust. Meryl laughs.

Jack- "Damn it! It's not here, all they have is flowery clothes and condoms."

Slender man- "The nerv!"

Adding a desk drawr to the mess at her feet, Meryl straightens looking unhappy.

Meryl- "That's you're cue Buefull. Bring one of them back."

Buefull makes a face as he looks over the mess on the bed. Jack tosses a duffle bag down and looks over his shoulder at the others.

Jack- "Not the demon, I'm all out of blessed bullets."

Meryl- "No shit?"

Buefull looks a little green but he cracks his knuckels and tries to look calm and collected.

Buefull- "One semi- smart zombie, coming up! Oh the head bone attaches to the neck bone...."

A little while later a rather messy zombie sits tied to the wheely chair that came with the room with pieces of a ripped up hawiian print shirt. Her hair is thick with blood and more solid things and plastered flat against the ruin of half her face.

Jack- "Not exactly you're best work Bugle Blower."

Buefull stands back from the zombie with his red hands held out away from his body, his shirt sleeves rolled up high around his arms. Looking over the zombie he looks noticeably more green.

Buefull- "I was under a deadline."

Meryl squats down to look at the zombie.

Meryl- "Listen up bitch, you tell us where the artifact is and I won't let my friend here play with you. Got it?"

Jack smiles while Buefull looks miserable.

Zombie- "F... Fuck off."

Meryl sighs and backs up a step, shrugging.

Meryl- "Some people are so difficult."

A long time later.

Buefull lifts a dismantled arm from a pile of pieces he's gathered, examining it.

Buefull- "I'm not sure I'm going to be able to keep putting her back together. You guys arn't leaving me with much to work with."

Meryl- "Poor baby."

Buefull- "This is gross.... Have you seen her other eye? I don't know where I put it."

Jack- "She doesn't need it. Just has to be able to talk a little."

Buefull sighs, looking sad and disgusted at the same time as he gets to work again. His actions cut off panel below the elbow. A thin gush of blood squirts up and hits him across the perfect white of his shirt and chin. He stops working for a moment, his eyes going wide in his otherwize still face. He starts working again with his teeth clenched and his disgust mixed clearly now with anger. Meryl hesitantly looks over his shoulder at what he's doing.

Meryl- "Um Harry, that doesn't connect to that."

Harry Buefull- "Shut. Up."

Yeah, so this isn't perfectly Harry's personality or at least it isn't the same sort of silly funny my dream of him was but I thought this was good so... enjoy! ^^ ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8654434/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8654434/ Tue, 02 May 2006 17:06:58 PDT
Oh you know you love it.

[link]l=true ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8645306/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8645306/ Mon, 01 May 2006 19:04:00 PDT [link] ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8623897/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8623897/ Sat, 29 Apr 2006 18:07:21 PDT
...It's finals and I don't wanna. Cut me some slack. ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8603870/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8603870/ Thu, 27 Apr 2006 16:17:22 PDT "Hey Heather, why are elves always b-o-w legged?"
Heather> "Oh God."
Michael> "Cuz they have gi-NORMOUS arrows."
*accompanied by hand gestures expressing the gigantic along with the bowed legs*
Heather> "...."
Michael> "Elves. Bow and arrows. Get it?"
Heather> "....I'm writing that down." ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8595126/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8595126/ Wed, 26 Apr 2006 18:26:32 PDT ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8553867/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8553867/ Sat, 22 Apr 2006 18:40:16 PDT Damn straight.
Want more? Check out the links and enjoy.
[link]
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Also, as told by [link] (go-devil-dante)

"[the] Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Dani California" will be the theme song for DN!! They were sent the manga, liked it and so were in, this is the first song they have permitted to be a movie theme!! "


"California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
California show your teeth
She's my priestess, I'm your priest"

And purely for the fangirls [link]
hint: click the bed a buncha times

Oh and by the way, ...pure fan girl gold baby. Yeah you heard me.
[link]

Don't like it? You're mom's a male plushie. ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8553751/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8553751/ Sat, 22 Apr 2006 18:25:39 PDT
Uhhhh.... 6 weird things about me. You'd think this would be easy.

1. I've never really been down with the idea of mixing different kinds of soda together. Mystery drink #9 just never seemed quite as good as the origionals, respectivly. Call me old fashioned.

2. I've always felt that as soon as a kid is old enough to ask a question they deserve to hear the answer to it. This has caused a number of odd moments at family get togethers as well as my younger brother having an advanced understanding of a lot of things many people would think just ant kosher. I call it a plus, I don't care what you call it.

3. I hate the taste and smell of lipstick.

4. I am a fan girl with all the trappings and crazy those two words imply.

5. I know how to use several lethal weapons decently well and know entirely too much about a handfull more. It's a family thing.

6. I associate the sounds of rain, windchimes and trains with home.

and lucky number 7 (just 'cause). I have this thing were I like to rub peolpe's ears. Yeah, I'm a Inu Yasha fan, what of it?

Who to tag... hmmm
Colin,
Dave,
Dana,
Al,
Rob,
and anyone else who actually reads this junk. ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8227642/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8227642/ Tue, 21 Mar 2006 14:04:32 PST ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8209549/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8209549/ Sun, 19 Mar 2006 17:31:55 PST Me- "Maybe."
Mike- "Maybe is just a girl that needs some cuddles to make it say yes."

Me- "Michael, I've flown with you twice and you've crashed half the time."
Mike- "No, no, no. You see, I don't crash, I go up in flames!"
Me- "Drama Queen."
Mike- "Flare, Heather. It's called flare."

"Today Kyle and I had a wenis battle! Ewwww, you're touching my we-nis!"
(Note: a wenis is the stump left if a arm is cut off at the elbow)
*quote coupled by massive beatings from Michael's artificial wenis*

Dad- "Grumpy grumpy yell yell with great gnashing of teeth."
Me- "Oh, go hang yourself."
Mike- "He couldn't tie the knot."

Me trying to do homework*- "Michael get out of my room."
Mike- *Sigh* "Okay-."
Moments later Michael runs back in with a disturbingly gargantuan sausage shaped paint ball case shoved down his pants.
Mike- "I HAVE A GROOOWTH!!"
Me- *...Dies* ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8150434/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8150434/ Mon, 13 Mar 2006 14:43:59 PST
In other news, I've finally come up with a name for my up and coming web comic with my friend Al. Graffiti Car is still in the scripting/ character conception stages so it probably won't actually get underway for some time yet. But hey, it's a begining.

While in Belgium I had some increadibly odd dreams, one of which featured a con man pretending to be a Priest as he ran around Brussels trying to get his hands on ten grand before the day was out in order to save the friend of a beautiful woman.

The other dream makes me think that maybe I have been working on role playing games a little too much. I was a typical fighter character in my "party" traveling the cobbled streets of Brugge, when a evil Necromancer struck from above with all together ill intentions. However, his attack was pitiful. So pitiful in fact, that afterward we took him to tea. Over the next few hours and a batch of scones he filled us in on his life's story. Harry Buefull the Necromancer, grew up with his evil Necromancer uncle and whenever Harry did anything remotely "nice" he would be beaten with his uncle's walking stick. Harry was forced to try and ignore his natural urges to comment on the beauty of flowers and smuther the impulses to dance whenever he heard disco. Later on in life, one of Harry's cousins descovered that they both shared a simular interest in the same sex but being a evil Necromancer, he gave Harry an unforchanet nick name which Harry continues to be know by throughout most Necromancer circles. Ugly Harry Buefull Bugle Blower. This nickname pretty much made sure of what sort of romantic relationships Harry might have with other Necromancers of simular tastes. As a Necromancer Harry has always been a failure. He never had any interest in dead things and to this day views them with a noticeable amount of chagrin. He also hates to get dirty. The Necromancer high council, with few other choices, has made Harry into their lowly messenger boy, often assigning him the easiest of tasks no one wants to do or the very hardest in the hope that he might actually try them and be killed. So far, Harry has been too much of a coward to ever be seriously injured in the line of his work, and the Council has been getting despret. My fighter character bonds with poor Ugly Harry and offers him more tea and scones until he's finished explaining. Finishing up a perticularly pitiful story about his last evil Necromancer sort of boyfriend, Harry apologizes for what he must now do. Branishing the sugar spoon threateningly he begins to monolog about how we need to prepare areselves for are deaths and to begin fearing for are immortal souls and so on and so on. I responded by hitting him over the head with my chair. And that's how Ugly Harry Buefull Bugle Blower joined my party.

Like I said, too much role playing.

Did I mention i finally figured out my character's back ground in Matt's up and coming role playing game? Heh heh... eh. ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8142602/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8142602/ Sun, 12 Mar 2006 18:41:51 PST
You can find all the info @ this site [link]

but in short:

They will be playing
4/02/06
4/03/06
4/04/06
4/05/06
4/06/06

all at 8pm the Apolllo Theater.

Chances are I'm going to try and go to the 4/02 show since that's a Sunday and I have classes. There is a limit of two tickets per person so we are all going to have to get on this quickly. Tickets seem to be going at $70 a person.... Scratch that! I just did a search and ticketmaster is already sold out. #$@%! Which means we'll all have to buy them off of other sites at boosted prices. I'm running a search but so far the cheepest I've found is two seats at $180 each. *sigh* Good luck searching my fellow Gorillaz lovers. ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8015954/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/8015954/ Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:22:38 PST I think that I might just be forced to take Michael and disapear into the mass transit system with a camera, notebook, fist full of bills and a pocket sized map. Here's hopeing I find some insperation.

Aside from that Natalyia and I are trying to come up with a plan for spring break. I found out recently that Al is going to have company that entire week which kinda puts a hitch in are steal Al for a long weekend plans. I keep trying to convince myself that it would be a bad idea to kidnap Al to are hotel room for a good two days while his other guests waited around at his house. Yeeaaah... just bad form. But this now leaves us high and dry and God, but I'm going to need the break.

Finally met Rob, the great man of mystery himself. I could say things went well but it would be an understatement. He is one of those people you see on the street and know from one glance, that he'd be something good. They make each other better people.
Oh yes, I like him. ]]> ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/7774466/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/7774466/ Wed, 01 Feb 2006 18:48:20 PST ~Richucocobits http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/7766014/ http://Richucocobits.deviantart.com/journal/7766014/ Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:30:55 PST [link]

Rans just has all the candy. ]]> ~Richucocobits