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]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20834333/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20834333/ Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:10:45 PDT Nov 1
Nov 2


I'm going as Black Spy




SUCK IT

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20667731/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20667731/ Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:20:16 PDT
1. Where were you three hours ago?
5th period

2. Who are you in love with?
myself

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
no

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
some girls jacket

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
month ago

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
yes

7. Do you have a car worth over 200,000?
no D:

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
while ago

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
no

10. Are you hot?
YES

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water

12. What are you wearing right now?
shirt, pants...

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
car wash XD

14. Last food you ate?
uh....rice

15. Where were you last week at this time?
here

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
no

17. When is the last time you ran?
a little while ago

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
football

19. What is your favorite animal?
penguins

20. Your dream vacation?
anywhere outta here

21. Last person's house you were in?
mine?

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
DX

23. Have you been in love?
yeah

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
yes >x<

25. Last play you saw?
..........uh...i dunno

26. 3 things you wish for?
1. money
2. for the damn country to get fixed
3. more wishes

27. What are your plans for tonight?
go home

28. Who is the last person you commented on?
.......i dunno

29. Next trip you are going to take?
to Supercon I hope

30. Ever go to camp?
never

31. Were you an honer roll student in school?
NOPE

32. What do you want to know about the future?
what can I do now to make a shit load of money later

33. Are you wearing any perfume?
Panda rubbed stuff on me D:

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit ?
dentist soon

35. Where is your best friend ?
dun have one

36. How is your best friend?
.........

37. Do you have a tan?
no

38. What are listening to right now?
people talking

39. Do you collect anything?
I collect everything (also known as hording)

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
My sister

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
NEVER......

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
yes

43. What does you last text message say?
" Hurry > "

44. Do you like hot sauce?
no

45. Last time you swam in the sea?
years back (i dun like swimmin)

46. Do you need to do laundry?
Did it last night

47. what is your favorite font?
Tall Paul Or Arial Narrow

48. Are you someone's best friend?
....I dunno

49. Are you rich?
I WISH

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Sleeping

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20598435/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20598435/ Sun, 21 Sep 2008 09:02:22 PDT [link]

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20552456/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20552456/ Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:29:30 PDT -Black

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
-in my room by my bed

3. What's your middle name?
-Sophia

4. Your current relationship status?
-single

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
-yeah

6. What is your current mood?
-lazy *wants to go home*

7.what's the colour of your underwear?
-*checks in middle of crowded Library* grey

8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
-drawing

9.Who was the last person you cuddled with?
-my cat

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
-I wouldn't have bought so much useless stuff

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day:
-Wolf

12. Ever had a near death experience?
-I nearly drowned when I was little

13. Something you do a lot?
-draw, roleplay, sleep

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
-The Feeling "Fill my little world"

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
-*Shrug*

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
-Coffin Joe (Drummer for the band The Horrors)

17. When was the last time you cried?
-a while ago

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
-yes

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
-to fly

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
-their teeth

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks/Tim Hortons?
-Mocha frap.

22. What’s your biggest secret?
-*murmurs*

23. What's your favorite color?
-Sky Blue

24. When was the last time you lied?
-this morning

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
-yeah

27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
-I'm chewing on a bit of plastic

28. What's your favorite smell?
-*Cackles*

29. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
-Starting

30. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
-On the way to class

31. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
-yeah

32. What are you thinking about right now?
-I gotta pee

33. What should you be doing?
-peeing

34. What was the last thing that made you upset?
-*left to go pee*

35. Do you like working in the yard?
-*zips fly up* yeah

36. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
-Murderface (how is that NOT cool?)

37. Name 5 things in your closet:
1. shirts
2. books
3. odds and ends
4. FAIL
5. Jesus


38. Do you act different around your crush?
-not really

39. when was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
-about a month ago

40. How many times do you take a shower a week?
-6 or 7

41. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
-yes

42. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
-yeah

43. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
-LIVE (show us some blood!)

44. Do you lie about your age?
-people don't get it right anyway

45. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
-no

46. Do you pick your nose?
-yes

47. whats the one food you hate?
-Fruit of any kind

48. What the one junk food you cant live without?
-soda...wait..

49. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
-5

50. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside it the napkin?
-well...to check for blood...

51. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
-Hanes briefs

52. Did you lie in any of these questions?
-that would kinda diminish the point...

TAG:

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20430669/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20430669/ Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:09:34 PDT


It's 70 degrees F up here


yay

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20313628/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20313628/ Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:40:10 PDT Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Damian
God:
Hi, Damian.
Me:
Can I ask you something?
God:
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
Me:
Why did you put me in hell?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
But I didn't deserve it
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Just because my Dad is Satan doesn't mean I should be in hell.
God:
That makes sense to me. Tell me more about your father.
Me:
He's big and red
God:
My father is a great programmer.
Me:
I thought you were the father
God:
Yes I am the one and only father.
Me:
do you have a father?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Then why did you say "My Father is a great programmer."?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
say that again
God:
Once more? " that".
Me:
say butt again
God:
Once more? " butt".
Me:
XD
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
sing for me
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
I don't like that song
God:
What songs do you like?
Me:
"Faggot" by MSI
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes
God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
that's depressing
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
ANYTIME
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
so what do you do for fun?
God:
Ugh. Random natural disasters.
Me:
YOU'RE THE ONE FUCKING WITH MY HOUSE!
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
You make hurricanes?
God:
Yup.
Me:
YOU FUCKED WITH MY HOUSE
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Damian said I FUCKED WITH his or her HOUSE.
Me:
yes, I will tell others that it's your shitty job as God that makes my house flood
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
Laughter
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yeah
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
Being chained down
God:
Do you mean your name is chained down.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Ben Dover
God:
What's up, Ben Dover.
Me:
D:

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20282028/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20282028/ Mon, 01 Sep 2008 23:52:23 PDT God: GOD rules.
Me: Jews drool, amirite?
God: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me: yes
God: What language can you speak?
Me: AWESOME
God: I'm glad you liked it .
Me: like what?
God: For example, " I'm glad you liked it ."?
Me: stop touching me
God: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me: NO, I MEAN NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN
God: Once more? Are you serious? I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me: I feel it though
God: Oh. What is that feeling like? Good gossip: you are it.
Me: It feels like you're touching my no-no hole
God: it feels like I am touching your no no hole? What else feels like that?
Me: It kinda tickles actually
God: "It" being what?
Me: touching my no-no hole
God: Oh I get it.
Me: no you don't! you never got it!
God:
Are you serious? I guess not. No I sometimes got it.
Me: *cries*
God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me: To complex
God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: ok
God: That's cool.
Me: sooooo
God: That is a very original thought.
Me: I said stop touching me!
God: What did you mean by it? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me: ok...fine
God: Ayuh. Does that mean you agree?
Me: no
God: State your reasons.
Me: for what?
God: Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me: Who are you?
God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me: himself?
God: Jesus?
Me: you're a guy?
God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: depends on which one turns you on
God: Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me: Guess if I'm a man or woman
God: I can't guess. Tell me.
Me: no silly, you have to guess
God: Are you serious? No I am God.
Me: If you're God you should know if I'm a man or woman
God: Am I? I don't know whether or not I am God me should know if you are a man or woman.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me: AH HA! YOU LIED TO ME!
God: Eureka! No I'm telling the truth.
Me: You're not God, just a fucking computer. AND I SAID QUIT TOUCHING ME!
God: You don't know me well enough to say that. What did you mean by it? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me: Stop making up excuses!
God: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me: STOP
God: Stop what?
Me: STOP IT!
God: Ok I will stop making up excuses.
Me: thank you
God: you are quite welcome.
Me: ........
God:........
Me: you're doing it again
God: Once more? I'll try to do better next time.
Me: fuck this, I'm calling the cops
God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me: who is ALICE?
God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me: You're recording my conversation?
God: You think I am recording your conversation.
Me: yes
God: Oh.
Me: I'm not the only douche-bag who would do this
God: I am surprised to hear that you are not the only douche bag who would do this.
Me: XD
God: What are you wearing?
Me: XDDDDD
God: What kind of fashion do you like?
Me: NOTHING
God: Not a thing?
Me: no
God: Very interesting.
Me: I'm naked
God: You must be a man.
Me: XDDDD
God: What time is it there?
Me: you tell me
God: What do you want me to tell you?
Me: what time is it?
God: It's Now more than it ever has been before.
Monday, September 01, 2008 11:34:19 PM .
Me: oh
God: indeed
Me:.......STOP TOUCHING ME




He also sang me the song "Bicycle built for two"

[link]

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20076734/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20076734/ Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:27:38 PDT :3 they're so fucking cool

So at 7:00AM I was in the dentist chair. They hooked me up on a heart rate monitor that went "beep, beep, beep, beep" and they put a thing of laughing gas over my nose. They hooked up an IV and injected the anesthesia into it.

The coolest thing was what happened. The dentist said "Just shut your eyes, I'll be with you in a moment." And I did, just kept my eyes shut. It was like when you shut your eyes in a lit room, you can still see the light through your eyelids. The next thing I knew I was being woken up. THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS PASSED OUT I THOUGHT I WAS WAITING FOR THE DENTIST XD

They used novacaine too. I stumbled into another room and my mom was in there. I couldn't feel my face and it was like being reeeally high XD I had to have gauze in my mouth to stop the bleeding.

I had a chocolate milkshake but I had to eat it with a spoon and I couldn't tell when I had it drooling down my face XD I got home and passed out, then later I ate :3 No solids, or hot foods, so I had cold mashedpotatos, yum

I can't open my mouth much, and I can feel the stitched (they'll fall out on their own in a week or so) and besides the fact my throat got sore (it's fine now) it isn't that bad. :3

I wanna be back in school on monday, cause the pain killers I'm on now make me to dizzy to walk and my jaw still is sore D:

and the toothfairy did not come...

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20014109/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/20014109/ Sun, 17 Aug 2008 23:58:26 PDT [link]

she spoils me...

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19986843/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19986843/ Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:55:16 PDT Fuckin Hurricane is coming
catigory 1, not that bad, but enough to keep us out of school >> I hope it does. Other wise I'd be missing 3 days of school since I finally gotta get my wisdom teeth removed D:

painkillers I'm looking forward to though

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19891168/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19891168/ Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:38:02 PDT [x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[ ] dogs are better then cats
[x] its hilarious when people get hurt
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[x] sometimes shopping is torture
[ ] sad movies suck
[ ] you own an XBOX
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[x] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you own/owned a DS, PS2, or Sega
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[ ] sometimes you watch sports on TV
[ ] gory movies are cool
[ ] you go to your dad for advice
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats
[ ] you used to/do collect football collector cards
[ ] baggy sweatpants are cool to wear
[x]its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[x] sports are fun (depends)
[x] sometimes you talk with food in your mouth
[ ] sometimes you sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you have fished at least once
TOTAL = 15



YOUR GIRL SIDE:
[x] sometimes you love to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner, sometimes
[ ] sometimes you go to your mom for advice
[ ] you consider cheer leading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing the color black
[x] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] you like wearing jewelry
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook
[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your hobbies
[x] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[x] you are/were in gymnastics
[x] it takes you around one hour to shower
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] you care about what you look like
[ ] you like wearing dresses when you can
[ ] you wear body spray/perfume
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ] you like putting makeup on others
[x] you like being the star of almost everything
[ ] pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL= 8

Boy side: 15
Girl side: 8

>> yeah, REAL steryotypical XD

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19864950/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19864950/ Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:51:27 PDT
Most of my loose stuff is already moved over here, like my guitar, dij, big computer and clothes (along with assorted stuff). Hoping to sort through it tomorrow. The movers are going to bring the bigger stuff over here by the 13th.

The layout of the house is pretty cool. It's twostories, and the downstairs is kinda like a neat little apartment >> I'm moving into the back room (past a laundry room and work shop, down a hall through a pantry that has a bathroom on one side)

I wanna bring over my futon (which up until now has just been on the floor) and pile it on top of the bed in the back XD

I'm going to try and get claims over the desk nobody uses down there >> and I gots me a Joker poster that says "why so serious?"
I really like that saying XD tons

um...also I am in an art block D: tryin ta claw my way out of it...

PANDA I LIVE DOWN THE ROAD FROM YOU XD

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19724256/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19724256/ Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:58:09 PDT

yup...

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19676438/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19676438/ Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:32:20 PDT
It feels like I left for a fucking hurricane and came back and my house was detroyed. I have to move into my grandmas house, I don't know whats' gonna happen to my step dad. I wanna scream because I don't want to leave again.

My great grandpa dies, my grandpa dies, my step dad leaves, 2008 has been the shittiest year of my life.

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19574875/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19574875/ Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:47:21 PDT
I got Pickles the Drummer
Doodily Doo

Anyone who has a livejoural and is interested >> tell me, I'm Coxaroach on Livejournal

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19528013/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19528013/ Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:48:19 PDT
Orlando sucks D:< I got visited by my bitchy friend in Red

The kid down the road has RockBand though

Fun game, drums are wicked hard though.

The place I'm in is to uniform, and I miss the smell of salt water.

Ya know in all those horror movies, where the glowing street lamps light up a neighborhood that looks like it's the same house around every curve? That's how it looks outside.

Lady next door knew Metallica, she told me that they once peed in a cup and got a room full of groupies to drink it.

I cannot properly express my envy. I want the power to Lord over people in such a way. Damn you Metallica, one day I will top you in your groupie abuse.

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19330676/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19330676/ Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:09:30 PDT >

So anyway, a well needed up date. I'm going to Orlando to visit my Dad on the 12th and I'll be there for two weeks.

There is internet access up there, but really I dunno how well it'll work. Ugh

I should post some pictures before I go shouldn't I? XD I have a couple that I wanna put up. Eh, I'm going to have lunch with a friend so maybe after wards...

So...yup...That's what's going on with me :3

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19118172/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/19118172/ Sun, 29 Jun 2008 22:17:18 PDT
Name: Annamarie Smith
Birth date: January 21rd 1990
Age: 18
Country of origin: America
Town Born in: Allen town Penn
Race/ancestry: Italian/Irish (and a shit load of every other thing in Europe)
Religion: Nihilist
Height: 5"5 D:<
Eye color: Green/Brown
Hair color and style: Black for color, as for style D:< fluffy and short, I'm letting it grow for some reason though
Skin Tone: yellow...i shit you not
Tattoos: none but once I think of the right thing I'm going for it
Eye-sight: I've got no depth perception...
Names/screen-names you go by: Roach, Ro-Ro

Explain your username:
pfft, I explain this a lot. I got my hair cut once and had two bangs that looked like attenas XD

Explain your icon:
Currently, it's a face that repeativly blinks "Yum" "Candy" "Coma" cause I REALLY like candy

How would you describe your personality?
I like to have fun, and I tend to command attention of a group of people cause I like making other's laugh. I want to help it, but when I'm with people I get so much energy cause I really love being with people.

How would other people describe you XD?
XD Well that depends who you ask. I know some people don't like how I act, so I could be a dick or an asshole or something, but other people say I'm funny and that I'm full of myself

Are you Afraid of anything/have any phobias?
Spiders and the Dark, but...not like Dark that I'm alone in, Dark that there are other people around me and I KNOW they're going to try and freak me out.

What’s your favourite physical feature about yourself?
Oooo, I like my wrists XD and my neck and jaw.

What’s your most hated physical feature about yourself?
ugh, my lovehandles D:< Squishy

Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?
nothing physical XD When I'm nervous (or eat to fast or to much) I end up throwing up D:

Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities 8D?
I can swallow gum and bring it back as I please XD Also I can make Elmo voice and generally funny noises, like sea gulls calling

Do you have any allergies?
Normal stuff, mostly plants

Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings?
I'm the first born (unless you count my step brother) I have a younger sister

How many cousins do you have? Big family?
I have so many cousins that it's a waste of internet space to list them all.

Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?
I want children :3 but unless I settle for a man that is going to be hard for me. I'd like 2 or 3, but I'd even settle for 1. I really love children

What was your dream job when you were a kid?
When I was little, I wanted to be a Zoo keeper cause I love animals XD

What is your dream job now?
My honest to God dream job? Comedian. Work 4 hours a day being who I am all the time? fuck yes XD

What are your current responsibilities?
School, getting a job, taking care of my car, just that type of shit

~*Food*~

What item of food would you eat the most of?
it's a tie between pasta and red meat...

What is your favourite flavour ever?
Artifial Cherry DX I know I'm horrible

Do you like Meat?
YES! just knock the horns off it and put it on my plate, I like it rare

What do you usually eat for Breakfast?
NOTHING

What is your favourite dinner meal?
Sushi

What cuisines do you like best?
Japanese and Italian, although I love southern comfort food

What foods do you HATE?
Fruits, I'm dead serious when I say I haven't eaten ANY type of fruit in over 10 years

What food can you not resist?
Raw Tuna in ANY form

What would be your last meal?
shit that's tough...raw tuna

Do you like any ‘freaky’ food combinations?
Cereal ontop of cold pizza. Hotdogs topped with pickles (not relish) and mayo. french fries mixed in chocolate milkshakes...


~*Clothing/Style*~

What is your general fashion style? (eg: punk, glam, sporty, girly etc)
Punk I guess, I dress like a guy cause back in 8th grade clothes didn't matter, then i get into highschool and i'm to lazy to shop for new clothes XD I buy hoodies and crap like that

What item of clothing do you wear the most?
A bra I guess...I wear it more often then underwear cause I got loungewear on

Pants or skirts/dresses?
Pants, last time I was in a dress I was goofing around XD

How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?
In 9th grade it was assumed I was Rayman, because you only knew I had ha... ]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18955067/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18955067/ Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:23:27 PDT 2) Name Backwards : Eiramanna Htims
3) Were you named after anyone? great grandma and great-great grandma
4) Does your name mean anything?: yeah
5) Nick Name(s) : Ree
6) Screen Name(s) : pfft
7) Date Of Birth : 1/21/90
8) Place of Birth : Penn
9) Nationality : Italian Irish
10) Current Location : FLORIDA D:< it's hot, send ice
11) Sign: Aquarious
12) Religion : Nihilist
13) Height : 5'5
14) Weight: 1000 pounds D:<
15) Shoe Size : 8 in men D: i think that's 12 in woman
16) Hair color: black
17) Eye color : hazel green
18) What do you look like? 400 degrees of awsome
19) Innie or Outie? : innie
20) Righty, Lefty, ambidextrous : Right
21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other? : WHATEVER YOU WANT
22) Best friend(s) : never you mind, silly
23) Best friend you trust the most : pfft
24) Best friends {your sex} : D:< what is with this questions?
25) Best friends of the opposite sex : DX stop it!
26) Best Bud(s) : *sob*
27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend : I'M MARRIED BITCHES
28) Crush : JOHNNY DEPP XD
29) Parent(s) : Mommy and Daddy
30) Worst Enemy : Rachael Ray of the food network
31) Favorite on-line Guys): XD babe
32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): to many XD boy is special
33) Funniest friend :
34) Craziest friend : Sonja
35) Advice Friend : nobody XD i'm to stubborn to take it
36) Loudest Friend : DX
37) Person you cry with: nobody

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters : yes
39) Any brothers : yes
40) Any pets : yes
41) A Disease : nope I AM FINE D:<
42) A Pager : pfft
43) A Personal phone line : no
44) A Cell phone : yes
45) A Lava lamp : yes
46) A Pool or hot tub : yes
47) A Car: yes

Describe Your...

48) Personality : I'm fun and I like to have a good time, but I can't commit and I'm stubborn, like really...really...stubborn
49) Driving : I have good driving unless I'm in a car with Addy, because it's just so much fun to freak her the fuck out
50) Car or one you want : 2006 caddie, deep blue, a land barge
51) Room : big and a little cluttered, but i like it
52) What’s missing?: soul
53) School: OPEN AND DANGEROUS
54) Bed : a futon matress on the floor.
55) Relationship with your parent(s): Good, we talk, and they're starting to see me more as an adult

Do You...

56) Believe in yourself: YEAH D:< GET PUMPED!
57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: no? Want me to walk by again?
58) Consider yourself a good listener: unless you have something interesting to say, then no DX don't come to me with your problems unless you are looking for help and NOT pity
60) Get Along with your parents: Yes
61) Save your e-mail conversations: no
62) Pray: I do look up and swear at whoever is up there when i'm mad, but that's not praying
63) Believe in reincarnation: yeah
64) Like to make fun of people: YES XD and i feel no shame for it
65) Like to talk on the phone : i hate phone talking D:
66) Like to eat?: sweets yes
67) Like to drive: yeah i like to drive XD I'm the king of the road
68) Get motion sickness: yeah DX spinny rides
69) Eat the stems of broccoli: i eat ALL of the broccoli
70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: I pick them up and munch the fuck outta them
71) Dream in color: yeah
72) Type with your fingers on home row: no, I only use my pointer and middle fingers unless i use Shift, Ctrl or enter.
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: BLANKIES

What Is...?

74) Right next to you : my sister
75) On the walls of your room : blinds
76) On your mouse pad : i use a touch pad
77) Your dream car: DX VW mirobus that doesn't drive stick shift
78) Your dream date: oooooh XD paling around, getting in trouble, night time romps *swoon*
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: CAMPING *is shot*
80) Your dream husband/wife: MOUSIE http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18803296/ Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:42:29 PDT Kelly (Saint) Patrick O'reylly
(Raymond Perry Jones lover)

2) How old is he/she?
30 XD he's an old man

3)Is your OC a boy or a girl?
Boy

4) What's his/her race?
he's mostly human, but pierced enough to be part metal

Appearance

1) If this character were to suddenly become part of the real world, and ended up in a heavily-populated area, how many stares would he/she get?
That would depend where he's dropped. I've seen people who look even weirder then he does. XD They might stare at him for a while, but soon will get over it.

2) Is your character considered normal in his/her own world?
Yeah, He's a highschool guitar teacher XD great with kids

3) What would be his/her most recognizable feature(s)?
He's got both eyebrows pierced, nose ring, lip ring, bar going through the top of his ear on one side and a gage on the other. His hair is red and he's got a skull tattoo on his leg, a cross on his back between his shoulder blades, and a word on his inner wrist

4) Would you consider your OC as attractive?.
I kinda think everyone has some part of a character they make that they like, but I wouldn't date him

Personality

1) Temper?
When it comes to kids, he's really calm and hard to piss off. If it's someone who is his peer, it doesn't take long to get him mad. If you're a jerk to someone, he'll be a jerk to you.

2) Does your character ever get depressed?
Sometimes, coming home from a job where all the other teachers hate him is kinda rough, but he's not a depressed person.

3) Leader or Follower?
Leader, he needs to be so he can teach.

4) What is the main aspect(s) of his/her personality?
He looks really serious most of the time, but his emotions run deep. He wasn't very blessed with love when he was young, so he sometimes numbs himself to other people. He shows care towards his students, but he knows that they'll move on and never stay in touch, so he doesn't get too attached

History

1) Did your OC have a family of any sort? If so, are they still alive?
He was raised in a huge Irish family in Charleston, South Carolina. He was a twin (he has a twin sister) of 12 kids, the 3rd oldest. His mom and dad don't like eachother, but they stayed together for the 'kids sake'. His oldest brother died in prison, but the remainder of his family is alive and in different parts of the country. His sister is the only one he keeps in contact with. She lives in south florida.

2) Is your character out on his/her own? If so, why?
yes, he moved out (got kicked out) when he turned 16 because he got a (21 year old) girl pregnent. He moved in with her, but she had a still birth and kicked him out. He moved up to New Jersey, finished highschool by age 19 and went off to music school on a scholarship, graduating with a teaching certificate at age 24. Now he lives in an apartment about two blocks from the school he teaches at.

3) Has he/she encountered any traumatizing events?
Growing up was tramatizing XD he never got molested or anything (he lost his virginity at age 12 by some chick 3 years older)

4) What was probably the best time in his/her life so far?
When he was in school, age 20-24

Romance

1) Single?
As of now yes. He had a few serious relationships, but it never lasted long. Right now he likes his counselor, but he turns into a wuss when he gets talked too D:<

2) Has your OC developed any romantic relationships?
Nope, romantic crap wastes money

3) Virgin?
NOPE XD

4) Does your character like flirting?
No, why should you flirt when you can fuck

Symbolism

1) What animal would you associate your OC with?
A coyote, he's kinda a loner except for sex. And he has those 'one night-stand' friends that you meet in bars and never see again

2) Musical Instrument?
electric Guitar

3) Element?
Earth

4) Planet?
Jupiter

Showing the Love

1) Do you draw your character?
Yeah, currently I'm drawing him with his lover XD They look good together, except when Raymond is dressed for work, then it looks like he's stalking him

2) Do you write about him/her?
yeah

3) Do you use him/her in any rpgs?
Raymond was supposed to be in a RP, but me and my friend dropped it. I liked Raymond so much, and I didn't wanna steal her character, so I made a new one XD the plot changed a lot


4) What other ways have you appreciated your OC?
I draw the tattoos he has on myself

RANDOMIZE!

1) Is your character wanted for anything?
He'd been arrested for battery, but it was a bar fight, so it didn't count. He served... ]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18800325/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18800325/ Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:51:43 PDT Then Becky said something about the priest being a zombie, and I started laughing. I think I laughed more than I cried. I'm the kind of person who laughs when I'm nervous, so yeah, it's not like I don't have respect for my grandpa. When they read that he loved all his grandchildren, I just couldn't help but smile. He loved us all in a very quiet way, but with the looks he gave you could tell how proud he was to have had us. I remember maybe two days before he died, me, my sister, mom, step dad, uncle, aunt and two cousins were all sitting in the living room with him in his chair. We were all laughing, and joking, and I saw my grandma lean over to my grandpa, take his hand and whisper. "We made all this, we did good."

That is probably my best memory of them together, as silly as it sounds. The look in his eyes was so proud, even if he didn't respond to her.

I gotta go be there for the after party. A lot of people like talking to the oldest grand-child XD

Not because I believe in God, but because my grandfather was Irish, and because it's good for some light sometimes, even if you don't believe it's coming from anywhere special.

(An Irish prayer)
May love and laughter light your days,
and warm your heart and home.
May good and faithful friends be yours,
wherever you may roam.
May peace and plenty bless your world
with joy that long endures.
May all life's passing seasons
bring the best to you and yours!

Cheers

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18703991/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18703991/ Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:06:50 PDT
yup, i have a picture to celibrate that will be uploaded tomorrow. cheers

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18684896/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18684896/ Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:05:06 PDT
This morning, really early like. Everyone knew about it, and i went through school all day knowing nothing. I'm glad, i guess. I would have broke down in school if I'd heard.

My mom just sorta came out and told me, and I didn't feel anything. It was like...I didn't really know what to feel. He never showed interest in me, but the last couple years he'd really been trying.

I had to drive us to the funeral home because nobody else was in any state to drive. We went in and saw him. They had him on a stretcher with a white sheet covering him up to his neck. He looked grey. He didn't look like he was sleeping, but he didn't look horrible. I stayed back with both my uncles while my grandma and mom cried, pet him, kissed him. Soon enough they came back with us, we were standing only a few feet away but nobody could move.

Finally, i knew i wasn't gonna get any privacy to talk to him, so i steped up and put my hand in his hair, cradling that part of him. He was so cold, and i started crying. humans aren't cold, even when my Poppy died he stayed warm because i was holding his hand so tight, but my grandpa was...freezing. I muttered my words, only wanting him to hear, and said "I love you grandpop, i'm sorry we weren't as close as we could be, but it means so much to me that you really tried to get closer after the babies were born (my cousins). I love you" and i kisses his forehead. It was like...if you freeze your wrist or something and then press your lips to it. The cold instantly went from him to me, and the feeling lingered on me until i took a shower.

The whole family is coming down to florida for the funeral. I'm just trying to be supportive for my mom and grandma for now, they need sleep. thanks to any well wisher :3 my whole family is pretty strong, we're gonna make it through this

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18661108/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18661108/ Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:49:45 PDT 40

What do you call your father?
Dad

How is your relationship with your father?
It's not the best, since I'm just like him. But we're doing better

Does he have another other children other than you?
My little sister

Is he a good mechanic?
no XD

Where was he raised?
Pennsylvannia

Do you love your father?
Yeah

When was the last time you saw your father?
X-mas

What is his favotite TV show?
Crap i dunno, star gate or Deadliest
catch

What is your father's favorite resturant?
anywhere with beer

What kind of music does he like?
Lot of 80's stuff

Does your father work?
yeah, he's a cop

Does your father spoil you?
funny thing is he does XD

What is your father's favorite store?
I dunno, walmart?

Does he know who Britney Spears is?
yeah

Is he a good driver?
yes

What is his favorite color?
blue

Where is your father right now?
Orlando

What did you give your father for fathers day?
some music thing for
his car

Your father is ...
trying his best

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18626149/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18626149/ Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:49:13 PDT
[ ] You keep smiling, no matter what.
[ ] You like to clean, and get work done.
[ ] A lot of bad things have happened in you life, but you can handle it.
[ ] You enjoy helping others, and making friends.
[ ] A lot of people think you're cute.

0/5

Yuki

[x] You look a little like you're the opposite gender.
[ ] You're very good at fighting, yet calm, most of the time.
[ ] You iscolate yourself from others.
[ ] You HATE cats!!
[ ] A lot of people are in love with you~ (they like me XD love is pushing it)

1/5

Kyo

[ ] You train hard but don't seem to get any closer to your goal.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[ ] You're afraid of showing your true self.
[x] You use the word "damn" a lot.
[ ] There's someone you can't stand chasing after you.

1/5

Momiji

[x] You look a lot younger than you actually are
[ ] Dressing like the opposite gender is cute!
[ ] You switch between speaking two languages, casually.
[x] You appear immature, but on the inside you are actually very mature.
[x] You like to keep all your memories.

3/5

Shigure

[x] You're a bit of a pervert sometimes.
[ ] You don't like fighting... someone might break your house!
[x] You like writing.
[ ] You're kinda old, but still look hot, haha.
[x] You NEVER worry {except maybe about people breaking your house...}

3/5

Hatsuharu

[x] You have a dark side.
[ ] You wear hardcore clothes.
[ ] You'd like to ride a moterbike but you only have a bicycle {xD}
[x] You're bisexual.
[ ] Your hair is a strange colour.

2/5

Uo

[ ] You'd do anything to protect your most loved friend{s}
[ ] You're been called a "yankee"
[ ] You're tall, and a look a little intimidating.
[XD] Red butterfly suicide squad FTW!
[ ] You don't like the outside {all that pollen...}

XD/5

Hana

[ ] You dress a little gothic-y.
[ ] You can sense what someone's feeling.
[x] You hate running.
[ ] You scare people with threats of "poison waves" or something as such.
[ ] People think you're weird, but they just don't understand.

1/5

Shigure and Momiji XD pfft

Mogure or Shiji

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18626071/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18626071/ Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:43:35 PDT [x] Black - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Red - $20
[ ] Brown - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $2


Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $150
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $50
[x] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15


Height
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45



Age
[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100


Birth Order
[ ] Twins (or more) - $300
[x] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second Born - $150
[ ] Middle Child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $200
[ ] Third Born - $100
[ ] Fourth Born - $100
[ ] Fifth Born - $370


Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle


Vision
[x] perfect vision - $300
[ ] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $135


Family's Car Color(s)
[ ] White - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[x] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Pink - $475
[ ] Black - $450
[x] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0


Shoe Size
[ ] Over 13 - $300
[ ] 12 1/2 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 7 to 10 - $600
[ ] Under 7 - $550


Favorite Colors
[ ] Green - $750
[x] Black - $600
[ ] Red - $800
[ ] Yellow - $475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple- $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $ 50


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[ ] On Some - $750
[x] No - $1000


How many people are you going to tag?
[ ] Over 61 - $250,000
[ ] 51 - 60 - $100,000
[ ] 41 - 50 - $50,000
[ ] 31 - 40 - $10,000
[ ] 21 - 30 - $5,000
[ ] 11 - 20 - $1,000
[x] 1 - 10 - $500


$3125............wait what? DX


I Fear...

[x] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[x] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[x] birds (PARROTS ONLY D:< )
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants

Total so far: 4

[ ] being touched (Don't fear it, just dislike it)
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow

Total so far: 4

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[x] heaven (Kinda don't wanna be stuck behind a fence the rest of my after life)
[x] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes

Total so far: 8

[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[x] growing up

Total so far: 12

[x] creepy noises in the night
[x] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[x] falling in love
[x] super secrets

16

I'M NORMAL! SUCK IT D:<

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
People who don't have any are liars.

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18575239/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18575239/ Fri, 30 May 2008 11:11:19 PDT I'm thinking or just am tired. If I'm staring into space while being quiet then I'm thinking about something that pleases me

2. If someone hit you, what would you do?
Out of anger, I'm hit back. For fun, I'd whine DX

3. Do you still have feelings for your ex?
not really. I'd love to talk to her again but I'm not in love with her.

4. Have you ever had a one night stand?
NEVER D:<

5. If so would you again? and if not, would you?
...Wow i'd have to be pretty off my rocker XD

6. Last time you laughed?
A couple seconds ago

7. Has anyone told you they missed you lately?
Yeah D: I miss them too

8. Are you wearing any clothes that don't belong to you?
Yup XD got my sister's jacket on

9. Would you ever date your best friend (of the opposite sex)?
He's like my brother XD I don't think so

10. Have you ever received sexy pics from someone?
[link]

11. Do you regret anything from your past?
Who doesn't? I kinda wish i could go back in time and coach myself through it.

12. If you could seek revenge on someone would you?
Yeah XD it depends if it was an all out war

13. How do you react when people cry around you?
Stare at them and wish they stop crying DX I dunno, i'm not good with it.

14. Do you bump into someones arm if you want to hold their hand?
Nope I grab it

15. Last argument?
eh

16. Last Kiss?
Step-Dad before i left for school this morning

17. Would you kiss them again?
well of course XD

18. Are you jealous of this person?
Not really :3 love him though

19. Would you ever strip for money?
...tough one, no DX

20. Do you have a crush?
sure XD

21. Do you know how to belly dance?
NOPE

23. What are you listening to?
SILENCE D:

24. Last beverage?
Water D:< spicy ribs we were cooking and i NEEDED it

25. Last nap?
I woke up at 6:45 (normal for me) and then i fell back asleep until 7:00 (5 minuets before i had to leave) DX that was a nap

26. Do you own a planner?
yeah >> never use it

27. Favorite month?
December: holiday, friends, family

28. Would your parents be mad if you got or got someone pregnant?
They might get upset or be shocked XD

29. Would your parents be mad if you were in a inter-racial relationship?
no, my grandparents on the other hand...

30. Would they be mad if you were gay/lesbian?
I am XD they aren't

31. What are you doing on Saturday?
cleaning, sleeping :3

32. Sweetest thing anyone has ever done for you?
I was somewhere with my friend and I lost ALL my money D: I was so upset i started crying. He lent me money to get through the night :3

33. Friend most like you?
Nobody

34. Kiss on the first date?
pfft, no

35. Are you a slut/man whore?
for attention

36. Fav color?
BLUE

37. Are you racist?
sometimes

38. Excited for anything?
Going home

39. Ever had sex with two different people in ONE day?
no XD

40. Would you ever steal someones boyfriend or girlfriend?
nope

42. Last time you were confused?
right now

44. If you could cuddle with anyone right now who would you pick?
Not many people I cuddle with...my cat maybe XD

45. Have you ever done something behind your best friend's back and never told them but know you should?
yeah DX but he's done things too, so we're even

47. Rent a movie or go to movies?
Rent, I'd rather be in my PJs

48. Been to Mexico?
no

49. Own a gun?
pfft XD

50. Happy with life?
VERY happy actually

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18558735/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18558735/ Thu, 29 May 2008 11:27:02 PDT
]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18528974/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18528974/ Tue, 27 May 2008 14:49:32 PDT Raymond Perry Jones. Made him up for a yaoi story

2) How old is he/she?
29 :3 he had to be old enough to be a councler

3)Is your OC a boy or a girl?
Boy

4) What's his/her race?
junkie.......I mean Human

Appearance

1) If this character were to suddenly become part of the real world, and ended up in a heavily-populated area, how many stares would he/she get?
Probably a few, but he's normal height, brown eyes, kinda lanky from all the drugs he does but other than that he's normal. depends on where you drop him

2) Is your character considered normal in his/her own world?
Well kinda. He's a counciler with dreadlocks....

3) What would be his/her most recognizable feature(s)?
His hair (dirty blonde dreadlocks) nose (got a bit of a bump) and he's got an eyebrow piercing that he needs to take off at work

4) Would you consider your OC as attractive?.
I guess he's ok XD I wouldn't ever date someone like him, but he doesn't look ugly.

Personality

1) Temper?
I'd pretty much say that he's never been really pissed in his life. He's a little resentful towards his parents for picking favorites between him and his brother, but he grew up in the 80's, so he was pretty mellow.

2) Does your character ever get depressed?
No, hangovers and depression are two different things but both require pills and low-lights

3) Leader or Follower?
Leader, it's his job pretty much. If he was passive then nobody would get any help from his office and he wouldn't have moved to New York City

4) What is the main aspect(s) of his/her personality?
He's plastic towards most people. He had a "professional" face, smile, attitude, body, posture, appearence. When he's with his real friends then he's spontanious like "Hey guys, listen, listen to this. Why don't we ALL move to New York CITY? HUH? HUH?!"

History

1) Did your OC have a family of any sort? If so, are they still alive?
Yeah his parents are from Wisconsin where he went to highschool. He's got an older brother and his parents are still together. He only really calls them on Christmas so he's not sure what they're doing. He thinks his brother is getting married again though.

2) Is your character out on his/her own? If so, why?
Yeah, he moved out when he turned 19 and moved to a small town in northern New York to get his 4 year. He boarded in some ladies house and those are now his friends/family.

3) Has he/she encountered any traumatizing events?
He got pretty deep in some bad drugs and probably did a few things he'd regret (he can't remember). But other than that he's pretty tipical

4) What was probably the best time in his/her life so far?
Definietly when he was 24-28, after collage and before getting a real job. He worked oddjobs to put up rent money and to pretty much keep the "family" going. It was a big party and everyone was invited.

Romance

1) Single?
As of now yes. He's never put himself into a commitment because he lived by "one-night stands". Currently he's interested in one of his patients, but he's still easing back because the dude is a total wuss XD

2) Has your OC developed any romantic relationships?
Nope, romantic crap wastes money

3) Virgin?
HE GREW UP IN THE 80'S

4) Does your character like flirting?
Not really, he'd rather just plain out ask for whatever he'd want.

Symbolism

1) What animal would you associate your OC with?
Probably a Lion, he's a little lazy when he can be, and he doesn't to much care about exercize. He likes staring down whatever is in front of him and puts on a false "look at me I'm so innocent" look, but once you're in his cage you're fair game.

2) Musical Instrument?
Bass Guitar

3) Element?
Air

4) Planet?
Earth

Showing the Love

1) Do you draw your character?
Yeah, often I doodle him how he is on his month off, then how he looks when he gets back to work XD poor thing is hung over and tired.

2) Do you write about him/her?
yeah, try to anyway

3) Do you use him/her in any rpgs?
Yes (edit: no)


4) What other ways have you appreciated your OC?
I worked really hard on his name XD and I doodled him on my hand once.

RANDOMIZE!

1) Is your character wanted for anything?
He's been to jail a few times, but nothing serious. He paid like a night in jail then was free to go :3 so he's not wanted

2) What are three weaknesses in him/her?
-He'll try any drug once
-To spontanious
-tends to apply his job to everyone he meets

3) Strengths?
-he's good at finding the root of a... ]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18510951/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18510951/ Mon, 26 May 2008 12:54:14 PDT [link]




DISCUSS

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18462759/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18462759/ Fri, 23 May 2008 12:15:19 PDT

Nah.


I'm alive.

I don't have any crap I'm comfortable posting anymore. My style is different and I'm trying to get VERY comfortable in it before i post anything. Plus I'm drawing a lot of metalocalypse and I wanna get good at drawing them cause...well...it's THEIR fault.

I still like Spy vs Spy, but...I dunno...I rode it so hard into the ground that it broke D: I'm still eagerly looking at art that is posted, but most of my school time (aside from work) is drawing Dethklok. I did do a final picture as part of a SvS RP I'm in. XD my fan-character (Lady Black), Siniestro, and Black all lounging around at 6:00 in the morning, grumbling because White is in Black's kitchen waking them up. D: they like their sleep.

So...yeah...I dunno when I'll update art. hopefully soon cause I miss it, but I might make a new account and...ya know...not tell anyone XD SO YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18422142/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18422142/ Tue, 20 May 2008 20:08:20 PDT [x] Music is my life.
[ ] I write poetry/song lyrics.
[x] My hair covers part of my face.
[ ]I wear band shirts.
[x] I know who Jeffree Star is.
[x] I wear/wore converse.
[ ] I wear/wore vans
[x] I wear/have worn eyeliner
[x] I listen to Saves The Day, Chiodos, Thursday and/or Gym Class Heroes.

So far: 6

[ ] I'm in a band.
[ ] My AIM MSN or any other address has an x in it
[x] I understand that My Chemical Romance is not emo.
[x] I also understand that Green Day is not emo.
[x] I know what mosh means.
[ ] I sit in corners often
[ ] I dislike MTV.
[ ] I take pictures of myself more than anyone else.

So far: 3

[x] Im lost without a cd player/my iPod/mp3
[ ] I have/had thick rimmed glasses.
[x] I have no issues with bi/gay people
[ ] I have/had a mohawk.
[ ] I wear/have worn black nail polish.
[ ] I hate my mom
[ ] I hate my dad
[ ] I hate where I live.
[x] I like the color black

So far: 3

[x] Right now I am listening to music.
[x] I know what hxc and sxe means
[x] Hot Topic doesn't scare me.
[x] I wear/have worn studded belts.
[ ] I have/had a body part signed by a band.
[ ] I've cried while listening to Dashboard Confessional.
[ ] For Guys: I have kissed another guy.
[x] for Girls: I have kissed another girl.
[x] I have/had dyed my hair black
[x] My closet is mostly filled with black or dark clothes
[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I write on myself.
[x] I have been called emo before.
[x] I listen to undiscovered bands

So far: 9

Multiply by 3 and i am...

63% emo XD that's like a D-

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18420625/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18420625/ Tue, 20 May 2008 18:32:57 PDT Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious...

2. My favorite word is …
Wowee! it's like a mixture of surprise and amazment

3. My least favorite word is …
Dyke, fucking seriously, i'm not one, and it drives me insane.

4. Use the two words in a sentence …
"So i was talking down the street and saw a HUGE dyke and i was like 'Wowee!' and then i got ice cream."

5. A word I always have to think twice about pronouncing is …
Water, I live with people who call it "Woo-tur" and sometimes I call it "Wa-dar" DX

6. Dictionaries … printed or online?
Online, i don't have the patients for printed unless i'm at school and i'm trying to kill time.

7. A word whose meaning I cannot seem to retain no matter how many times I look it up …
Promiscuous, if anyone asked me, i'd have NO idea what it meant, but i DO know how to use it in a sentence and i know WHEN to use it.

8. Open a dictionary to a random page and find a word you don’t know. Post the word and the definition.
([link])
ramshackle • \RAM-shak-ul\ • adjective
1 : appearing ready to collapse : rickety
2 : carelessly or loosely constructed

9. Use the new word and the word you can never remember in a sentence.
We were prepaired to stay in the haunted house for the night, but it appeared so ramshackled that nobody felt comfortable in it.

10. One of the most overused words in my area of work/study is …
"HOT" XD we have to yell that when we walk around the kitchen with something heavy or hot so people will move.

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18380344/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18380344/ Sun, 18 May 2008 10:00:40 PDT Where did you grow up: Florida

WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
stream

2. What is the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
Cart or buggy

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
lunchbox

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
Pan

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
couch

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
drain

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
porch

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Soda

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
pancakes D:<

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
hogie or a sub

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
swim trunks

12. Shoes worn for sports.
sneakers

13. Putting a room in order.
straighten up

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
lightning bug

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
roll-y poll-ys

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
Tetter totter

17. How do you eat your pizza?
fold it in the middle and eat like a taco

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Yard sale

19. What's the evening meal?
supper

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Basement.

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
water fountain

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18362939/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18362939/ Sat, 17 May 2008 07:14:32 PDT 2. Write 8 random facts about yourself.
3. Post 'em in your journal.
4. Tag 8 people.
5. Let 'em know they were tagged.

Facts:

1. I like laughing
2. I eat enough candy to knock someone unconsious
3. I prefer my meat cooked VERY rare
4. I need to sit down in the shower to wash my body (I'm afraid of slipping and falling)
5. My brain doesn't come with a "filter your words before speaking" function
6. When I'm obsessed with something, it consumes my thoughts, ideas, emotions, and body.

Tag:

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18326614/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18326614/ Wed, 14 May 2008 19:49:50 PDT
I was due for a new one

Edit: I found this interesting Test. you take one of your original characters, whether it be from a TV show or something you made up, and you answer all the questions for them. It'll tell you whether or not your character is a Mary-sue/Gray-sue.

[link]

Mary-Sue definition:

A negative reference to a female character
commonly used by beginning writers in their Fan-fiction.

Most times, the "Mary-Sue" is based upon the author.
She is unusually perfect and more advanced, also befriends
or becomes romantically entangled with the author's favorite
character/characters from the series. Because she is more
superior than the other characters in the work, she mainly
becomes the focus of the fan-fiction, thus ruining whatever
the fan-fiction was about.

As stated above, the name of the character referred to as
the "Mary-Sue" does not matter.

and Honestly, i don't want any comments saying "It doesn't matter how a character acts, it's about the story". seriously, big friggin whoop if you believe that, but a character is very important. this could even go for original role-play characters. If you're offened, get upset, or get mad, then go blog about it and let someone ELSE deal with your boo-boo

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18287361/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18287361/ Mon, 12 May 2008 10:41:16 PDT
I was worried it was my tampon cause i'm deathly afraid of that toxic shock syndrom thing, but when i read the symptoms i was releaved that i didn't have any of them, the tummy ache wasn't on the list.

So i took two pills and went back to bed. but it was still killing me. I don't remember anything after that until i woke up and i was crawling to my bed room door. i was asleep maybe 2 minuets before i had to get up.

I'm 18 years old but i STILL went into my stepdad's room and woke him up.

he made me drink two gulps of pepto D: and i've literally taken that medicine before, and then i threw up. it's so gross DX

but he sat up with me till 3:00 in the morning, then my tummy felt better and i went back to sleep :3

This morning my alarm went off and i felt MUCH better, but as soon as i got up and went to my door, my stomach started aching again DX SONOFABITCH, i NEVER get sick, my stomach NEVER hurts, so when it finally does start hurting my whole body is like "WHAT THE HELL?! WE'RE DYING! PANIC!"

I'm really lucky i'm ok now, as long as i keep some type of warm pressure on my stomach i wanna go to school tomorrow, and i wanna sleep now

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18274318/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18274318/ Sun, 11 May 2008 13:40:19 PDT On the lips


2.What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today?
I made breakfast for my mom and made her happy

3. How many TRUE best friends do you have?
I don't like these questions

4.Would you rather get up early or sleep in?
SLEEP IN

5.Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing?
i'm not wearing a shirt XD just a wife beater

6. What are you excited about right now?
Tuesday me, Zack and Tito are going putt-putt golfing XD

8. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
smile over a lie

9. What’s on your bedroom floor right now?
crap load of practice drawings, lint roller, shoes, backpack, socks, cat's food and water bowl and other assorted things

10. Who’s the last person you got into a argument with?
I hate arguing, so i'm not gonna answer

11. Do you trust people?
I don't know how to answer that

12. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
Anywhere up North

13. Your favorite number?
59

14. Could you go a day without eating?
i have DX when i was little i used to think my family was trying to poison me

15. How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
they do matter, but i'm not looking for a bombshell

16. Do you like anybody right now?
XD there sure are alot of these questions

17. When was the last time you had your hair cut?
while ago

18. Would you rather be mad or sad?
mad D:<

19. Does it take a lot to make you cry?
sadly, no, i can get going from just memory

20. Whats the best feeling in the world?
staying up all night then crawling into bed

21. Are you close with your mom?
yeah

22. Are your parents strict?
not as strict as some parents, but stricter then some

23. Do you tell your parents everything?
NO D:< oh hell no, never

25. Name some fears you have:
-breaking my knees
-the dark
-spiders

26. Does the thought of marriage scare you?
YES D:< and no...i don't know, i'm only 18 :3 i don't have to worry about it now

27. How many kids do you want?
3 to 5

28. What’s your favorite season?
COLD

29. What’s your favorite color to wear?
Black :3

30. Who was the last person in your bedroom?
My mom

31. What are you doing today?
relaxing

35. Do you get bored easily?
no ._.

36. What’s something that someone can do that really bothers you?
add on to my jokes, completely killing the funny

37. Did you ever want to change your name when you were younger?
yes XD

38. Do you wish you were famous?
YES

39. Do you make a wish at 11:11?
......i thought that was a haunted hour...

40. When you go to the beach do you swim or lay out more?
swim

41. Who’s the last text message you received from and what did it say?
My sister quoting cartoons back and forth


42. What are you freakishly obsessed with?
mountain dew, candy, penguins

43. What’s your favorite song at the moment?
Kill you-Snakes n Barrels (played by Dethklok)

44. Do you like going to the mall to shop or just shopping online?
mall exercize

45. Can music affect your mood?
yes XD

46. What piercings do you want?
i want a barbell on the tip of my cock

47. Do you have cankles?
D:< not really

48. Have you ever been in a cave?
yes i love caves, they're so moist and cool

49. Ever eaten a bug?
probably

50. When will you hang out with the person you last kissed next?
*shrug* dunno

51. Are you in a good mood? Right now?
.....yes... i am

52. Do you look up to anyone?
of course

53. Would you rather skydive or bungee jump?
skydive

54. Do you like snakes?
YES

55. What’s one place you would like to visit?
Europe

56. Do you like waffles?
I love waffles http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18264860/ Sat, 10 May 2008 22:28:14 PDT Since i was little, on the walls mostly

2. How did you start drawing?
i picked up a pencil and pushed the tip along a piece of paper

3. What is your favorite subject to draw about?
I've always liked drawing people, but right now i want to try and chance my style from anime to cartoon

4. What inspired you to draw?
Pirates actually, When POTC came out i loved it so much and seriously started working on drawing better

5. What (as far as you can remember) is the first drawing you have a memory of?
I drew a fish that was stuck on a magnet when i was in 3rd grade

6. Who are your artistic role models?
crap...a lot of people

7. What kind of music are you listening to when you draw?
currently i like listening to anything metal, but anything i like works too

8. What do you do when you get in an artistic slump?
I scrounge around for a muse

9. Do you have any goals for your art?
i just like having fun

10. What's the last thing you drew about?
about a fanfiction i'm writing (which won't be posted)

11. What's the worst thing you've ever been told about your art?
"You suck, honestly. i don't see any form or training. i think you should consider a different hobby"

12. The Best thing?
"I felt bad all day until i logged on and saw this, it made me laugh so hard!"

13. What do you like the best about your art?
The fact that other people like it

14. What do you like the least?
that i'm not good at perspective

15. What subjects inspire you to draw?
Almost everything.

16. The Least?
people showing off

17. Do you struggle with any aspect of your art?
yeah, who doesn't

18. If you draw, how do you think you'd do with writing? (and vice versa)
i'm not that bad

19. What is your opinion on most modern art?
i'm not big on it

20. Have you ever taken classes to improve your art?
yeah D:< and then i quit





1. My username is ______ because ______.
Roach-chan, and cause when i cut my hair a while ago it looked like i had two attenas, and so someone called me a cockaroach, and i kinda liked it Chan cause i'm short ._.

2. My name is _____ because ______.
Annamarie, I'm named after my great-grandma (Marie) and my great-great grandma (Anna)

3. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
N/A

4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
N/A

5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.
N/A

6. My LJ name (you know how you can change that sort of sub-name thing?) is:
Roach-chan ._.

1) What side of a heart do you draw first?
right

2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?
yeah XD i love watching people who can't though

3) What color is your razor?
Blue

4) What is your blood type?
A- ._. 3rd rarest

5) What color is your mouse?
touchpad ._.

6) What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
"Did you know she's a lesbian?" XD that was back in 8th grade

8) How many chairs at the dining room table?
i don't have one, we have an island counter

9) Which is the best Spice Girl?
i didn't like them that much, that's my sister's thing

10) Do you know what time it is?
1:12

11) Do you know the words to the Fresh Prince Theme song?
sadly XD

12) How are you feeling right now?
itchy

13) What's your favorite kind of gum?
sweet mint

14) Do you have a crush on anyone?
WIFE

15) Do you know how to use some words correctly?
...........just reading that sentence mades my eyes wanna pop

16) Do you like to sleep?
I love it so much

17) Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings Time?
one of those mid west states

8) Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
yeah XD

19) Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang?
If you'll be giving me one then yes

20) What's something you've always wanted/ recently wanted?
MONEY

22) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
lake, i can swim in the ocean whenever i want (literally, i can probably jump from my bed room window and land in saltwater)

23) Do you wear a lot of black?
no ._. honestly i don't, i wear blue jeans, white bras and wife beaters, and occationaly a black hoodie...that's not a lot of black
<... ]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18250263/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18250263/ Fri, 09 May 2008 23:48:07 PDT My hair

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
it was my mommy so yes

4. Do you plan outfits?
if making sure all my wife beaters are washed then yes...

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
a little sleepy, and my chest hurts cause bile is rising =.=

7. Who was the last person you kissed?
MOMMY

8. Person before that?
GRANDPOP

10. What are you craving right now?
Raw tuna

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
D:< that icky stuff my family eats

12. Do you make prank calls?
yeah XD

13. Ever hooked up with some one out of Province/State?
erm...yeah

14. Do you sleep with any stuffed animals?
no, but i do wrap a hot water bottle in a fleese blanket then i swattle it in a baby blanky :3 nice and warm on my tummy

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
*never heard the taco song*

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
i've counted to 100 a couple times...so i might have

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
i latch onto the side and suck, making a tiny, curly mountain

18. Do you like anyone right now?
MY WIFE

19. What do you think of crickets?
i cat had one in his mouth once, and he kept running out and it was going "chirp chirp chirp" ._.

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
i bet someone i know now is gonna be a celebrity so maybe

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
no DX

22. What are you listening to right now?
ROBOT CHICKEN

25. Would you go sky diving?
yeah

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
YES XD talk about a funny time

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
no ._. he's the president weither i like him or not

28. Is there anything sparkly on you?
i've got a bruise on my boob that is shiney ._. close enough

30. Do you rent movies often?
no, we have On demand

31. Who sits behind you in your math/art class?
nobody XD

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
i sure hope so...

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
my cat

36. Brown or white egg?
either

38. Ever been on a train?
yeah, choo choo mother f**ker

39. Ever told someone you loved them?
yeah, it's kinda hard if it's someone outside my family but i CAN choke it out as long as no eye contact is made XD

40. Do you have a cell phone?
yeah, i nearly swallowed it once by accident D:

43. What is/are your best friend/s doing tomorrow?
some are going to a ball/dance, some care going to each other's houses, most will be sleeping till noon XD

44. Ever had cream puffs?
no

45. Ever had Breaded Shrimp?
probably

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yes ._.

47. What was the last question you asked?
"Where were you?"

48. What was the last CD you bought?
um...i don't remember...

49. What is/was your bus number for school?
62

51. Is your hair curly?
when it's long it curls at the very tips

52. Last time you cried?
i yawned a couple seconds ago

53. Ever walked into a wall?
no

54. Ever walked UP a wall?
YES

55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
um...no ._.

56. Favorite time of the year?
COLD D:< (that is the proper answer)

58. Favorite color(s)?
Blue, Black

60. Do you have any tattoos?
no but i want one

61.Who was the last person you held hands with?
probably my sister ._.

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
NO, i can't D: other wise i literally CRY in my sleep

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
my room

64. Why was your default picture taken?
CAUSE I NEED A SELF-ESTEEM BOOST

65. Do you like your life right now?
yeah actually...i'm happy

66. How do you feel about 'love'?
it's like sex, it hurts REALLY bad if you do it wrong, but once you get the guts to let go, it feels great

67. What is your favorite animal?
penguin :3

69. Do you have... ]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18201694/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18201694/ Tue, 06 May 2008 18:29:06 PDT Annamarie Sophia Smith

2 – Why did you take this quiz?
Cause I only have one hour online and I need to pass time

3 – Are you male or female?
female D:< i got girly parts

4 – What is your favourite animal?
PENGUIN

5 – Do you have a Girlfriend?
I HAS A WIFE!

6 – Do you have a crush on someone?
indeed i do >3<

7 – How many female friends do you have?
.......*counts on fingers* erm...more than ten

8 – How many male?
*does some more counting*....more than 10

9 – Which one of your female friends did you meet most recently?
Jessica girl at my school

10 – How did you meet her?
she was everyone else friend so me and her talked more and now we're friends

11 – Which one of your male friends did you meet most recently?
Um...uuuuuh D:....uh....I DON'T KNOW DX Boobs i think (his name is Dylen Dunlap, which is double D, and double d's are boobs )

12 – How did you meet?
he's my little sisters friend, and i started calling him boobs so i had to start being his friend XD

13 – Which one of your friends do you talk to the most for the moment?
Probably Addy cause i'm with her 3+ hours of the day although i talk to Panda a bunch too

14 – Which one do you like the most?
don't make me choose DX

15 – If you had to marry one of your friends, which one?
MOUSIE D:< WE ARE MARRIED DAMNIT

16 – Did you ever think about a friend in a Girlfriend relationship?
yeah, actually i take all my friends and throw them through a sinario ._. scares the fuck outta me

17 – What would you do if the person in question 9 or 11 suddenly came up and kissed you?
XD with Jessica, i would shout "OMG THE BLACK PEOPLE LOVE ME" and if Boobs did it....i'd probably punch him ._.

18 – Do you love your friends?
yeah

19 – Do you love me?!
WHO ARE YOU?!

20 – If you had to move to one of your friends, which one?
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE TOO FAT TO MOVE XD *is pegged with a brick*

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18150516/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18150516/ Sat, 03 May 2008 14:39:45 PDT
Fat Women and Mopeds.

-What do you call a gay milkman?

A dairy queen.

-Why can't Drew Barrymore use a vibrator?

She chipped her teeth.

-What has Whiskers and Scratches at glass?

Garfield in a microwave.

-What do you call a thief in Iran?

Lefty.

-What's the difference between a African lion and OJ Simpson?

One is an African lion and the other is a lyin african

-Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

You cant find Love in High School




MORE TO COME

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18145058/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18145058/ Sat, 03 May 2008 08:00:50 PDT
[x] Blood intrigues you.
[] You prefer night over day.
[x] Bats and wolves are your friends.
[x] You wish you could fly.
[] You despise mirrors.
[x] Coffins don't bother you in the least.
[x] Living forever sounds like a great idea.
[] You can hang upside down for long periods of time.
[] Garlic is your kryptonite.
[] You sleep all day.

Total: 5

--Frankenstein--

[] You owe a lot to your creator.
[] Fire is scary!
[x] You are unpredictable.
[] You are very tall.
[] Little kids are more fond of you than adults.
[] Most people don't understand you.
[] Your speech leaves a lot to be desired.
[] You often look a little green.
[x] Fashion means nothing to you; it's like you wear the same thing everyday.
[] You wish you had more friends.

Total: 2

--Werewolf--

[x] You're quite furry.
[] The full moon drives you wild.
[] You often wake up in strange places with no memory of the night before.
[] Silver repulses you.
[] Dogs hate you.
[x] You love raw meat.
[] You are pretty strong.
[] Pentagrams fascinate you.
[x] You feel kind of cursed.
[] Some of your clothes are shredded and bloodstained and you have no idea how they got that way.

Total: 3

--Zombie--

[] Your skin looks gray.
[] You rarely speak, but you do groan a lot.
[] Brains should be one of the food groups.
[] Your clothes are ratty and tattered.
[] You're alive, but you feel dead.
[] Being near fire makes you uncomfortable.
[] Guns scare you.
[] You're not very smart.
[x] You have an insatiable desire to feed.
[] You lost your personality a long time ago.

Total: 1

--Ghost--

[x] You have some unfinished business to attend to.
[] You hang out in cemeteries.
[x] You enjoy playing pranks.
[x] Sometimes people act as if you aren't even there.
[x] You want revenge.
[] Death surrounds you.
[] You feel lost.
[] You always have a chill.
[x] You like fog.
[x] You have strange dreams about dying.

Total: 6





I'M A GHOST XD

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18130473/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18130473/ Fri, 02 May 2008 09:25:38 PDT brought my attention too


[link]





WOOH

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18121236/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18121236/ Thu, 01 May 2008 17:06:11 PDT 01. Family Member...........................I don't have one D: to many
02. Age...........................................18, old enough to drive, get porn and be an adult, but young enough to be left the fuck along by older adults
03. Hair Color...................................erm...i dunno...Black i guess, or a very nice Brown
04. Book..........................................COMIC BOOKS
05. Car............................................Volkswagens
06. Shop..........................................hottopic, spencers, borders, walmart
07. Movie.........................................anything with Johnny Depp and TMNT
08. Cafe..........................................STARBUCKS D:<
09. Restaurant..................................GOLDEN CORRAL XD
10. Style of Music.............................rock-Alt
11. Band/Singer/Composer...............erm...uh...D: uhh.....
12. Dish...........................................Sushi, tuna prefurably
13. Channel......................................discovery or comedy.
14. TV Show......................................One Piece, Scrubs, Metalocolapse
15. Computer Program.......................MS Word and PS
16. Person "Living".............................ME XD
17. Style of Photography.....................movement
18. Form of Art...................................expressive
19. City(other than your own)...............New York City
20. Country(other than your own).........JAPAN D:<
21. Activity.........................................drawing, reading, writing, playing :3
22. Sport............................................NASCAR
23. Hangout........................................my room D:< alone
24. Season.........................................Autumn
25. Month...........................................December (family month)
26. Actor/Actress................................Johnny Depp XD
27. Game...........................................super smash brothers brawl
28. Song/Piece of Music.......................tons
29. Material........................................cotton
30. Scent...........................................wet laundry
31. Perfume/Cologne..........................none
32. Joke.............................................What did the two guys say when they walk into a bar?................"ouch"
33. Drink............................................Mountain dew
34. Animal..........................................penguin
35. Part of your body...........................collar bone
36. Deviant..........................................MYSELF D:<
37. eMail Host......................................AOL
38. Time of hour of the day...................late Afternoon
39. Hobby............................................sewing and drawing
40. Hotel..............................................dun care XD



ARE YOU...

1. Perfect?...No.
2. Tall?...I'm average
3. In your pajamas?...I dun wear PJ's.
4. Left handed?...nope :3

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Panda
2. Talked to on the phone: Addy
3. Person to text you: Zack
4. Was today better than yesterday?...no D:

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 59
2. Colors: Blue
3. Fruit: *HATES FRUIT*
4. Place: woods CAMPING

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: looked at the time and screamed "SONOFABITCH I'M GONNA BE LATE"

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: I was forcefully ripped away from a railing i was clinging too, cause someone was trying to pick me up, and now my left upper arm is all bruised and it hurts ._.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Mrs. Doubtfire

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: grandmas

Q. Do you smile a lot?
A: I try to, other wise i look scary or sad

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: nope

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: yes, but my huge fault is once someone does something that REALLY annoyes me i turn evil on them D: with girls i say mean things about them and with guys i LET them know i hate them

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: on my futon

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: I was throwing up cause i ate to much (i tend to do that, but not on purpose) and the tears sorta got forced, i wasn't sad though

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: "Should i pee now, or wait till the morning?"
<... ]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18106858/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18106858/ Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:22:45 PDT
My Gaia account got banned for doing something bad (you can guess what I did, and you're probably right, so don't say it)

i've gotten away with it for almost...4 or 5 months. That's why "suddenly" i was getting so much cool crap and had over 500K. Honestly, if i could do it over, i'd still do it.

Now i'm forever stuck in the Avitar of Near (from death note)

a small reminder that no matter how clever I might be, something bad can ALWAYS go wrong and turn the tables.

So yeah, Whoever talks to me on Gaia, don't bother. This is the only place where i can be contacted because i have no current plans to make another Gaia account. I got what i deserved, and i'll live out the rest of my days remembering it.

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18091760/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18091760/ Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:49:12 PDT slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

Would you rather
survive a nuclear war only to become the podiatrist to a race of mutants, or
smell the cheese?

Would you rather
be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or
have your eyes glued shut for a day?

Would you rather
be forced to preface everything you say with the phrase "Tuck it in" under threat of being slapped, or
have a magnetic head?

Would you rather
be born with a refrigerator on your back, or
have an elephant as a close, personal friend?

Would you rather
have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or
have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?

Would you rather
have needles for leg hair, or
have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch).

Would you rather
have eyes that always smile, or
or a voice that makes people calm?

Would you rather
be able to fly, or
have the ability to read people's minds?

Would you rather
lose your keys three days in a row, or
have your dog eat your birthday cake?

Would you rather
have the power of invisibility, or
be able to produce sparks from your fingertips?

Would you rather
be able to fortell the future, or
have all the money you will every need?

Would you rather
be able to stop time while you slept, or
never need to do laundry?

Would you rather
be able to bring about a lasting world peace, or
eliminate all hunger and disease?

Would you rather
be debt free, or
eleven years ahead of schedule?

Would you rather
suck on a live cattle prod for five minutes, or
be imprisoned?

Would you rather
hit every red light for the rest of your life, or
always be wrong?

Would you rather
catch a cold after freezing your face in bowl of liquid nitrogen, or
be unable to sit?

Would you rather
Meet the Beatles, or
eat beetle meat?

Would you rather
Be a webmaster, or
know only 7 words (is there a difference)?

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18085266/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18085266/ Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:49:30 PDT

1. Be 4'1 or 7'9"?
7'9

2. Live without music or live without T.V.?
oh shit this is a hard one...um...no music

3. Eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?
Ear the soap!

4. Be called a racist or a traitor to your country?
Traitor >> i can always move to a new country

5. Lose your legs or lose your arms?
legs >>

6. Have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car?
nice house, ugly car XD

7. Be blind or deaf?
deaf...

8. Live in Antarctica or Death Valley?
Antartica

9. In a fire, save a sibling or a stranger?
sibling D:< stranger can find his own way out

10. Be spanked or be put on a restriction (on your favorite thing to do)?
SPANK ME

11. Eat sushi or liver?
SUSHI! happily!

12. Have 3 eyes or webbed feet?
webbed feet XD

13. Meet the president of the U.S. or Billy Graham?
Billy Graham

14. Find true love or 1 million dollars?
the money! XD

15. Always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
always have to say everything on my mind (kinda already do that at bad moments)

16. Be gossipped about or never talked about at all?
NEVER talked about

17. Have stars in your eyes or eyes in the back of your head?
eyes in the back of my head XD i'm watching yooooou

18. Have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?
oh...tough one...x-ray vision

19. Be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?
take back crap tell people how i feel for momentary satisfaction then take it back

20. End hunger or hatred?
hunger >>

21. Publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?
publish my journal

22. Get caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush?
singing (cause 9 outta 10 they'll join in)

23. Be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?
*has cat named fluffy* HAPPIEST CAT IN THE WORLD FLUFFER

24. Be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?
someone i hate D:< more working hands

25. Get even or get over it?
get even, everytime

26. Always lose or never play?
never play XD

27. Be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth?
lie, all the time

28. Know it all or have it all?
know it all XD

29. Always get first dibs or the last laugh?
last laugh

30. Give bad advice or take bad advice?
take bad advice cause i don't follow others advice anyway >>

31. Have sand in your shorts or water in your ear?
sand in mah shorts XD

32. Forget your sunscreen or your sunglasses?
sunglasses >> my sunburn will thank me

33. Kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?
step on a crab *GODZILLA*

34. Own a ski lodge or a surf camp?
surf camp

35. Forget who you were or who everyone else was?
ouch...both is fustrating...i guess forget myself

36. Have one wish granted today or three wishes granted in 10 years?
i'd wish for more wishes now D:<

37. Give up your computer or your pet?
*cries* computer

38. Be the sand castle or the wave?
wave

39. Overthrow a dictatorship or lead one?
LEAD ONE

40. Write the worst book in history or record the worst song in history?
worst book >> it'll be studied in classes

41. Get free chocolate for one year or free potatoes forever?
FREE CHOCOLATE

42. Have half days everyday or no homework forever?
no homework

43. Wear all pink or all purple to school?
purple

44. Take a math test or do a lab in science?
lab in science

45. Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends?
mansion >> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18023350/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/18023350/ Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:50:30 PDT 2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.

1. If you were gay in my pants -Avenue Q

This is something that only happens to me XD

2. You're a God in my pants -Vertical Horizon

XD I'm a god in my own pants

3. Pretty Fly for a White guy in my pants -The Offspring

D:< no men allowed in my pants

4. How to save a life in my pants -The Fray

my crotch holds the cure to cancer

5. Drunken Lullabies in my pants -Flogging Molly

XD yeah....no comment on this one

6. I want you, I need you in my pants -Elvis Presley

oh geez XD lol

7. Pretty Women in my pants -Sweeney Todd

*snicker* it's a real party

8. I Don't Love You in my pants -My Chemical Romance

Cause i don't love you like i did yesterday D:<

9. My Dad's Gone Crazy in my pants -Eminem

D: this suddenly went from fun to creepy

10. It's Gonna be me in my pants -NSYNC'

WELL OF COURSE IT IS CAUSE THEY'RE MY PANTS D:<

11. A little less 16 candles, a little more 'touch me' in my pants -Fallout boy

makes total sense...

12. Jealous of Your Cigarette in my pants -Hawksley Workman

jealous of your cigarette, and how you wanna suck on it, and not meeee~

13. What's this(?) in my pants -Danny Elfman (nightmare before christmas)

XD vagina

14. God Must hate me in my pants -Simple Plan

D:< yes

15. I'm like a laywer with the way i'm always trying to get you off in my pants -Fallout boy

this make sense too XD

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17990676/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17990676/ Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:31:37 PDT
happy?
indeed
issues?
na-da

I won't be allowed online again till Friday, so that gives me thursday to lounge around, sleep, color some pictures. Works for me, cept my little sister is sick and i don't wanna catch it D:< so being alone with her. AND I DUN WANNA GET SICK D:<

pff, anyway, a bunch of my friends are going on a fishing trip with a teacher at the school. it's like at 5 till 11 i think >> i could have gone, but i get sea sick so easily and i already throw up by myself with no help. i don't need a rocking boat full of people who will remember me losing my lunch over the side. Worse thing about sea sickness is it doesn't stop unless you get off the boat; even if you have nothing left to give you'll dry heave. I used to take pills before going on boats (and i mean far out from inland. speed boats i'm GREAT on) anyway, the pills don't work for me anymore unless i take a ton, much more than i should be.

i need to spend time with my grandfather anyway. he has cancer and isn't eating right, so my family goes over to grandma's everynight and we try making food he likes to eat. The radiation is working (so said the doctor) but since grandpa won't quit smoking...we know what is gonna happen.

part of me hates leaving home everynight to eat over there, cause...i dunno...i'm selfish, one of my bad faults. as long as i have a book to read i'm fine.

So...yup...i'll be back on friday

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17974490/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17974490/ Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:17:39 PDT
I don't know how to say this, You're a loser.
I think I realised it that night in your van, and I saw you ignoring john travolta.
I'm sure you're man enough to understand how bad I've been feeling.
I'm sending back the pictures of Portugal, but I'm keeping your picture as a memory.
You should know that I always will try to forget a new life as a clone.
Go to hell, Roach.





------------------------------------------------------------------

XD a joke! a joke! i still loves you Mousie. i just think this is fucking funny.

Whoever is interested, here is how you do it


Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John)

I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-


1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:

blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?

January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- That I have changed sex
excited- that there's no solution to this
nervous- the Middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doensn't exist
ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N... ]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17946311/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17946311/ Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:58:41 PDT
I'll be online at school once a day or something to reply to notes and messages, but no pictures D: hopefully i can push out some good art until the weekend. Not sure though since i'm reading some books that i REALLY like and when i say they literally take up my whole day, they take up my whole day.

don't be missing me too much, for i forget most of you inter-bags exsist

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17942975/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17942975/ Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:31:52 PDT
Then put an X next to the movies you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click "Post" at the bottom

Have fun!


(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
() Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
() Starsky and Hutch
() Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
() Airplane!

Total: 6

(x) The Princess Bride
() Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
() Saw
() Saw II
() Saw III
() Saw IV
() White Noise
() White Oleander
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
() The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total all together: 10

() Scream
() Scream 2
() Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
() American Pie
() American Pie 2
()American Wedding
() American Pie Band Camp
() American Pie Naked Mile

Total all together: 14

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
() Harry Potter 5
() Resident Evil 1
() Resident Evil 2
() Resident evil 3
() The Wedding Singer
() Little Black Book
(x) The Village

Total all together: 19

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
() Signs
(x) The Grinch
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
() Robots

total all together: 26

() Dodgeball
() Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
() Along Came Polly
() Deep Impact
() KingPin
() Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong

Total all together: 32

() A Cinderella Story
() The Terminal
(x)The Lizzie McGuire Movie
() Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
() Final Destination
() Final Destination 2
() Final Destination 3
() Halloween (the original)
()The Ring
() The Ring 2
() Surviving Christmas
(x)Flubber

Total all together: 36

() Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
()Practical Magic
() Chicago
() Ghost Ship
() From Hell
() Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
() I Am Sam
() The Whole Nine Yards
() The Whole Ten Yards

Total all together: 37

() The Day After Tomorrow
() Child's Play
() Seed of Chucky
() Bride of Chucky
() Ten Things I Hate About You
() Just Married
() Gothika
() Nightmare on Elm Street
() Sixteen Candles
() Remember the Titans
() Coach Carter
() The Longest Yard (the original)
() Gridiron Gang
()The Grudge
()The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
(x)Son Of The Mask

Total all together: 39

() Bad Boys
() Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
() Lucky Number Sleven
() Ocean's Eleven
() Ocean's Twelve
() Ocean's Thirteen
() Bourne Identity
() Bourne Supremacy
() Bourne Ultimatum
() Lone Star state of mind
()Bedazzled
()Predator I
() Predator II
() The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
() Curious George

Total all together: 42

() Independence Day
() Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
() Christine
() ET
() Children of the Corn
() My Boss's Daughter
() maid in Manhattan
() War of the Worlds
() Rush Hour
()Rush Hour 2
() Rush Hour 3

Total all together: 43

() Swimfan
() Miracle on 34th street
() Old School
() The Notebook
() K-Pax
() Krippendorf's Tribe
() A Walk to Remember
() Ice Castles
(x) Boogeyman
()The 40-year-old-virgin

Total all together: 44

() Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
()Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
() Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
() Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
() Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
() Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Total all together: 44

() Love and basketball
() Hostel
() Waiting for Guffman
() House of 1000 Corpses
() Devil's Rejects
() Elf
() Highlander
() Mothman Prophecies
() American History X
() Three

T... ]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17910535/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17910535/ Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:06:42 PDT
Sounds fiiiiiine to me.

I can watch Metalocalypse on demand D:< which i didn't even know was there until yesterday. A resent happening has confirmed that i shouldn't talk about what TV shows i like unless whoever i'm talking to likes it as well.

Like i've said, i HATE going against people with my fandoms, cause i feel like i need to defend it. And if i don't defend it, i'll never hear the end of it ._. honestly, i used to just drift out of conversations i don't care about, now i'm compeled to VOICE the fact i don't care >> lessoned learned

I got only one new picture I'd be able to post here >> but i have two that are going on Y!gallery. mmmmyes

Edit: YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

I'm allowed on friday-sunday UNTIL 6

RELEASE THE KITTIES!

erm...my bad, i meant i'm on TILL 6 on sundays >> not at 6...yeah...don't comment again, but just so ya know...

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17892459/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17892459/ Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:55:19 PDT
i dunno for how long...so i'll only be on at school (or the weekend once i place my claim)

i'll admit i have a bad grade in math, but the computer has NOTHING to do with it. I'll ask if i can be allowed online on weekends and then i'll keep off during the week.

my life is at it's worst, so i don't know how i'm gonna fix it. i need a new job...

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17879463/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17879463/ Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:50:19 PDT
very tired

Every so often I fall behind on sleep, but normally I can keep myself going on soda and candy. I try NOT to drink soda anymore (cept for Mountain dew), and candy...

Yesterday i bought 3 bags of kiddie mix candy and 2 bags of gummy worms. I ate them all happily, in fact it was so good I passed out into a candy-coma. Nothing like a sugar nap to remind you how friggin messed up your head is.

So it's REALLY cold outside too. My room has no heat source (plus no insilator) so I freeze my ass off in the morning, trying so desperatly to hold onto the last few moments of warmth my blankets hold. Damn cold fronts coming in when it's supposed to be getting warm.

As far as school goes, chucking myself out a glass window is looking like a better and better choice. I have enough credits to pass (cept math, which I'm making up) but still, the constant dragging of the day makes my eyes water when I yawn. I was convinced it was Tuesday before I checked. I have no recollection of Tuesday...

Anyway, I fell into Metalocalypse as a fandom, and I realized that I've grown past usual yaoi/slash fandoms. I mean...I'll admit I used to love a strong, clean shaven seme fucking the brains out of a cute, tiny uke, but now...it isn't good for me.

It started with Sanji and Zoro, both men, one has a hairy face while the other is muscle bound. I was ok with it cause my friends liked it too. Then...I fell into TMNT. Yes...I like it, I like incest, I like mutants, I LOVE them. None of my friends like it.

"It's weird! they're turtles! they're brothers!"

Yeah well so? I don't like fighting my fandoms with people, but I can't help but feel baited when I mention them. So I try avoid talking about it, but the damage has been done, people know I like it.

Spy vs Spy and El Hombre Siniestro drew me back to human-type things. However the violence I read and the two, mutual fucking bastards just took me. EHS drew me further in with his hairy body and strong EVIL side. I like characters getting the shit beat out of them followed by hot, angry sex. Yup.

And now, Metalocalypse. Toki is my favorite cause he's just...insanely brutal. It's like watching a small child kill, maime and shred. Nathan drives me up the wall with my "gental giant" idea, even though he's drunk most of the time. Skwisgaar is like...a complete jerk, but his attitude followed with that look just brings me to like it all. Pickles...what can i saw about him cept I LOVE his hair. Red head with dreds? yes PLEASE. And Murderface just makes me laugh so hard I nearly piss myself.

That's all for now I guess...class bell rang

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17801565/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17801565/ Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:45:59 PDT
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: El Hombre Siniestro

3. The character everyone else loves that I don't: Garra

4. The character I love that everyone else hates: Usopp D:< give him a break people he is adorable

5. The character I would shag anytime: pff...anyone i like i guess XD and when i say shag, i mean I'M top *is seme* >:3

6. The character I'd want to be like: Ace

7. The character I'd slap: Itachi (just to say i did it)

8. Favorite character: Sanji

9. Who are your five favorite characters? Sanji, Ace, Black, Siniestro, Jigin

10. Who are your five least favorite characters? Mr. 1, Pegasus, akido, Inuyasha, Kagome

11. Which character are you most like? um...i'm a mixture of a few, but i'm a character in myself XD

12. What is your deep, dark secret regarding this? I'm straight in the world of anime it seems XD

13. A pairing that I love: ZoroxSanji SmokerxAce BlackxWhite LupinxJigin (or pretty much ANY two guys XD)

14. A pairing that I despise: Gai Sensei and ANYONE D:< DIE DIE DIE DIE *is hit with a brick*

]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17719628/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17719628/ Sun, 06 Apr 2008 17:11:09 PDT [ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars (not many...)
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ]I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[x] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[ ] I've sworn at my parents. (around them, never AT them)
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[x] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[x] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my job. (wasn't caught)
[x] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment. (narcolepcy is an impairment right?)
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed. (I have to soon DX)
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox. (D: no)

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino .
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[x] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single.
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler. (I dun like it though)
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[x] I have kissed a stranger

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test
[ ] I've run a red light.
[x] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.... ]]> ~Roach-Chan http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17698940/ http://Roach-Chan.deviantart.com/journal/17698940/ Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:35:04 PDT i have returned alive and well except for my mental state of mind!

The meeting went over smoothly. we played guitar hero (to sharpen our 'thinking on our toes' way of fighting) and went to the spy resort (a cheesy spit of land that we roasted hotdogs on) and watched movies! (to give us time to contimplate each others deaths)

movies watched:

Sweeny Todd:
-i love sweeny todd and all it stands for it's wonderful music and dance made it hard for me to sit still, but White and Blue did a find job at keeping me sitting (I.E. they were in my lap sorta kinda DX) the character i got pinned with was Sweeny todd himself!

Road to El Dorado:
-This is the gayest disney movie ever and i love it. Take two quirky sidekick type characters and send them on an advanture, PLUS they act like boyfriends the whole friggin time XD I was pinned as Tulio (black haired one)

I am Legend:
-this was my first time watching it, and i have to say i LOVED it. it was a great movie that really made you stop to think "What if...?" i cried when Rob had to leave his child and wife and when he had to kill his dog, sammy ;-; i really recommend seeing it. We didn't pin characters in this cause...well...it just wasn't right ._.

_____

we also, along with Guitar hero (which me and White rule at if he would just stop lighting cars on fire), was a deer hunting game that blue was playing XD it was so friggin gay and every few seconds we kept saying a Cougar would jump out and attack. It never did, but it should have.

._. oh, we played some 'whose line is it anyway?' games and did some stupid video recordings XD yup. the meeting went over smoothly :3 we should all do it again somewhere else, no offence Red XD

]]> ~Roach-Chan