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                <title>aaaah!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 11:30:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my tablet driver is kind of dead, so I can't make any digital pictures. I have three paintings that I should probably upload onto here...eventually. and I'm going to start working on another one soon.<br /><br />I don't think I really have anything else to say. <br />if anyone cares about my life, then uhhh well, since august I worked crew for two shows. the first one was great, the other one was...bleh. I also got a boyfriend. but I'm single again, which is also pretty exciting. and what else? I dunno. I got a 90 on my english essay. yaaaay me.<br /><br />this journal entry is really pointless, but my newest one is from august and I just wanted to get rid of it!<br /><br />aaaah. I'm russian.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>young rep is OVER!?!?!?!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:30:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ oh my fucking GOD. what am I supposed to do with the rest of my summer?<br />god, young rep was so fun. I learned so much about acting and myself, and I met some really amazing people and it was just FABULOUS. I sound like a cliche motivational speaker, but it's all true. young rep is AMAZING. I am definitely doing it next summer. hopefully. <br /><br />last night was the showcase for most of the acting classes, including miiiine. my class's showcase consisted of two ensemble pieces, warm ups, rapping jabberwocky, and monologues. I don't know anything about the other ones though. nothing at all. it's kind of depressing, actually. but whatever.<br />my acting class is hopefully going to have a reunion party soon, and we can all be totally fabulous. <br /><br />anyways, after the showcase was SO SO SOOOOO FUUUUUNNNNN. a bunch of us young rep kids (mostly the older ones. I was the second youngest person there.) went to mel's, only to find out it was closing in 30 minutes. then we all stood on the street corner trying to democratically decide what to do. finally, all the cool kids decided to go to ben's house, which is kind of far away from where we were, but luckily we know people with cars. brandon, joel, sam, and I all got a ride from alex. unfortunately, we got lost for literally an hour. then we finally reached ben's house, which did NOT have british butlers and french maids like I expected. <br />we ate pizza and played this reaaally fun, weird game that I don't know how to explain. oh, and then ben and this guy whose name I can't remember did this skit where they were two guys talking about baseball. "who's on first. what's on second. I don't know is on third." bwahahaaaa. then addison did an h.i. (I'm still not sure of what that is) of avenue q. he condensed the whole thing down to 10 minutes and it was AMAZING. then we all sat in a circle and told tasteless dead baby, gay, racist, etc. jokes. then we all sat around singing songs from spring awakening. it was amazing. <br />then a bunch of people left at 1:30 a.m. and as they were leaving, ben ran out of the bathroom yelling "is someone leaving?" and he was WET for some unknown reason. it was really...weird.<br />then more fun stuff happened. then at 3 a.m., I left and it was all very depressing. but before I left, ben and I had a discussion about opera metal. oooh exciting.<br /><br /><br />so apparently martha has a tall, blonde, skinny cousin who is going to the california college of the arts this year. when he comes to california, I will seriously violate him. maybe. <br /><br /><br />hmm. well, I guess that's all I really have to say.<br /><br />I kind of wish it was next summer already.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I love margaret cho.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 23:15:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so last thursday I went to my young rep audition and HOLY SHIT SON, I got in! they gave me the acceptance letter and shizz right there because supposedly I was REALLY good. yay for me. <br />but then again....they're actors. they were probably paid to make me feel good about myself.<br /><br />that same day, before my audition, I met this really nice guy. I thought he was a creepy hobo at first, but he was actually really cool and was like, an actor and was like....in musicals and shizz. and he writes music now. and. yeah. he's just REALLY COOL.<br /><br />speaking of really coolness, I'm going to the msi concert in san francisco on sunday. and I will FUCK EVERYONE THERE. or maybe not. eh, I dunno. me and my lovers (kasey and shannon) are all gonna dress like TOTAL skanks. because...well....we are totally skanks. <br />I would do jimmy urine anyday.<br /><br />anyways, I'm gonna tell you guys about last week. or uh, friday, saturday, and sunday to be specific. <br />on friiiiday, after school I walked all the way to brandon's house. in the 104 degree weather. and it's like, 2 or 3 miles away from school. it was horrible and I got blisters from my FUCKING FLIP FLOPS. so then I had to put on my converse so then my feet BURNED. but then when we got to his house, we just hopped into the pool. it was pretty hot. only not really, because his pool is FREEEEZING. I love it. except I don't love it in february, because then it's too cool. <br />then we went to san francisco. we were gonna see octopus, buuuut the tickets were all sold out, so we just walked around the embarcadero. it was pretty awesome. and the weather was perfect. and we ate at taylor's. it was pretty tasty. mmmsquid brains wtfux.<br /><br />...and then on saturday I hung out with tanner pretty much the whole day. we watched hellza margaret cho stuff on youtube. I LOVE MARGARET CHO SO MUCH. she reminds me of me...only korean. seriously. I agree with her on everything. if it were not for gay men, I wouldn't talk to any guys at all. I'm not even kidding. <br />anywaysss, then we saw into the woods. we saw hensley there. oh snap. but anyways, the play was full of LITTLE KIDS. or uh, people my age. and not professional actors. oh damn. and it was kind of...uhhh....I dunno. it was okay. I guess.<br /><br />then on sunday, I went to shannon's house. we chilled there for a little while, then me, shannon, and kasey all walked to the movie theatre. we saw made of honor. it was okay, but pretty good for one of those predictable romantic comedies. oh, and we met up with tanner there. so that was pretty cool. then we saw prince caspian. EVERY CHARACTER IN THAT MOVIE IS A DICK. especially prince caspian. "HEY UNCLE WAKE UP I'M GONNA KILL YOU. wait. just kidding. I'm too much of a wimp to kill you. ololol now your army's gonna destroy mine. oh snap." but I guess my dislike of that movie might be the fact that I haven't seen the first narnia movie or read any of the books annnnd then movie was REALLY LONG and I'm easily distracted, especially when watching fight scenes.<br /><br />and TODAAAAY tanner and I went to kasey's house. and we all banged. oh baby. not rly.<br /><br /><br />apparently, no guys like me because they all think I'm a lesbian. pfft, I'm not a lesbian. I just happen to bang more chicks than guys (haha not that I actually bang guys) because there are lots of hot bisexual chicks, but no cute, single, straight guys. and the guys that are cute and single are all GAY. but if they're straight, they're probably a unicorn.  <br />I should just grow a dick. <br />dude, but seriously, I can't think of any straight guys that I'd do. I mean, there's a lot of guys I'd do in theory, but not like....in all actuality. if that makes ANY sense. which it probably doesn't.<br /><br /><br />okay. I'm going to bed. I need some SLEEP.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>pew pew all over your face.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 13:11:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ my life is weird.<br /><br />so in the past few months of my lack of journal entries, a lot of weird stuff has happened. like...good weird. although I don't feel like talking about it all. so uhhh I dunno. here's a retarded summary of yesterday:<br />yesterday was make your friends sexually uncomfortable day. it's pretty difficult to do, since all my friends are whores. like, seriously, grabbing their crotches just makes them GIGGLE. WHORES! so yeah. after school, we all sat near the drama room and pretended to bang. it was hot. I was banged by a gay man against a wall. oh baby. haha. oh. and. "THIS BRA IS GAY PROOF. you can't unhook it." "I just did." "oh shit."<br />and thennnnn me, brandon, and kasey went to safeway. we bought some juice and a watermelon. then while outside of safeway, we saw this box of kittens. kasey took one. she's black and white and named alice noelle pizeci <insertlastnamesofmeandkaseyhereololol>. she's PRETTY HOT. and peed all over kasey and my mom's car. fun fun fun. <br />but anyways, then we went to brandon's house. and we drank juice and sat in his backyard and watched sex and the city. I AM SAMANTHA. seriously. <br />thennnn after that, we went back to our school to see this commedia dell'arte thing. it was pretty cool. anddd that was my day yesterday, pretty much.<br /><br />oh, and when I got home I looked up stuff about colleges. okay, so I realized I wanna major in illustration and theatre (double majors ftw) with a minor in either psychology or russian literature and philosophy or queer studies or....well, anything cool like that. so yeah, I think I'm gonna go either to Eugene Lang, NYU, Ithaca College, Sycamore University, or...yeah, any one of those. but I'm indecisive SO I DON'T KNOW.<br />but what I do know is that in 3 years, I'll be a poor college student living in a tiny roach infested flat in manhattan with brandon and martha. and we're gonna be all like "YAY ART" and have hot threesomes every night. although I don't know how the threesomes would work out. hmm.<br /><br />in other news, my young rep audition is on thursday. I still need to write a paragraph and get a recent photo of myself or whatever. yeah, anyways, my monologue is really cool. it's really funny and I almost have it all down. hopefully the audition will go well, but anything is possible.<br /><br />so yeah.<br />that's all, I guess.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>fruit salad. yummy yummy.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 16:36:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ today I ate cranberries, blueberries, and an apple. oh, and strawberries.<br />now THAT is just FUCKED UP. if you know fruit language, that is.<br /><br />I really want to do something right now. like go to someone's house. or complain about things that I can complain about. but everyone's either busy or can't come over to my house. and I have no way of getting anywhere. shiiiit son.<br />ugghhh I hate not doing things. because if I'm sitting at home, I get bored and then I eat food and my fingers. and then I get fat and my fingers get icky and then I DIE.<br /><br />oh man, so I recently realized that I do not like short hitler children that much at all. I actually prefer tall blonde babes with brown eyes. and dsl. I still dig the dsl. and I suddenly dig tall people because THEY ARE FUN TO HUG. amirite?<br /><br />I really want to hang out with apple right now. <br /><br />dude, I need to check my voice mail more often. I keep on missing really important calls. like that one call with the stuff and yeah.<br /><br />jesus christ.<br /><br />someone kidnap right now. I don't like sitting at home. it gives me bad posture and makes me FAT.<br />ugghhhh.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I've converted to a new religion.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:23:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ we worship hobos. the make out hobo, the sex hobo, the masturbation hobo, the celibacy hobo, etc.<br />I happen to be the sex hobo. or uh, lesbian sex to be specific. haha.<br /><br />but anyways, dude, you know what the weirdest feeling in the world is? that feeling you get when you're sitting on a couch, playing tetris, and watching a movie while two of your friends are fucking each other somewhere in the same house but you don't know in what room or anything. and then you hear a scream/moan. and then you're like "SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THERE HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FFFFUCK." and I'm not gonna say any more stuff. but yeah. it's a REALLY WEIRD feeling. jesus christ. <br />I mean, I'm not saying it's ever happened to me. jeez. <br /><br />oh man, you know what's really weird? all my friends always feel the need to tell me about their sex lives. and they like to include the dirty details. and the weird details. like "penis tastes weird when it's in your mouth." and "oh god, he made me BLEED" and whatnot. god, what skanks. I mean, I don't mind or anything. it's just kind of weird to hear about a different person's sex life every day. haha.<br />why is everyone I know a skank? jesus christ.<br /><br />my ankle hurts.<br /><br />today I had an epiphany but I forgot what it was. it's pretty depressing. srsly.<br /><br />oh dude, did I tell you guys about that marilyn manson concert I went to last wednesday? no, I didn't. but now I will.<br />I owe you 8 bucks guy is my new hero. he got me and brandon some free alcohol and it was tasty. haha. yeah. that guy was brilliant. "you don't know if I'm gay! you don't know if I'm straight!" <br />oh, but that one bitch was a bitch. she left a swollen bruise on my leg. that cuuuunt. but brandon did thingsss with her boyfriend, so it's all good. karma bit her in the asssss for serious.<br />but anyways. marilyn manson is amazing. I touched his hannnnnd. it was lovely.<br />ugghh I would say more but I'm tired soooo yeah. jeez.<br /><br />okay yeah that's all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>today in french class I decided</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:40:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm giving up sobriety and celibacy for lent. but I totally don't know when lent is. it's next week, right? I'm also not catholic. soooo yeah. jeez.<br /><br /><br />but anyways.<br />today was awesomesauce fo sho. I went to brandon's house with ana and kasey. and brandon, of course. <br />we did nice stuff involving...uhhhh.....orange juice. but not really. olololol.<br />then we watched random sex scenes from random movies. just the sex scenes. so then we all got horny. except me (not really) and kasey. we were just DIZZY for reasons that can't be disclosed. <br />and we ate ice cream for drunks. don't ask me what it is, plz. just use your imagination. but yeah, it was damn good ice cream. although it seems really bad and the moment and the thought of it makes me cringe. BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME.<br />and we all did liberating things. like removing clothes. mmmtasty. because anything that involves removal of clothing is liberating. ahaha.<br />annnnd we did other stuff too. that I won't speak about, so I could be MYSTERIOUS.<br />k thnx yeah.<br /><br /><br />hmm. apparently, I need to go out and have straight sex. haha.<br /><br /><br />emmy interrogated me about my LIFE today. what a skank. jeez emmy. ]:<br />it's all because I said that brian (not brain, but BRIAN) said that I'm a slut that doesn't get caught. even though he totally knows nothing about anything. <br />and I'm not a slut. but I do get caught.<br />ahahahaaaaaaa.<br />OOOOOH SUSPICIOUS.<br /><br /><br /><br />so, how's your week been?<br />what are you giving up for lent? celibacy? sobriety? both? neither? god. skanks.<br />are you a SLUT? do you get CAUGHT? OMFGGGGG.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>a word of advice.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:34:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ if you ever do sexy things, with like, ANYONE, make sure that you have no witnesses and that if you do have a witness, they're not one of your best friends. because they WILL BUG YOU ABOUT IT.<br /><br />that is all.<br /><br /><br /><br />nah, not really. let's talk about my week.<br />I totally had finals. they were hella easy. especially the art, geometry, history, french and uhhh I think that's all the subjects I have except english. the english final was okay. I don't know what linking verbs are. but why am I obligated to know all this? why does it matter if I know what a collective noun is?<br /><br />dude, I was 17 minutes late for my art final because I was watching spongebob and totally thought school started at 9:30 but IT DIDN'T. so I was late. haha. but the spongebob episode was good, although I forgot which one it was.<br /><br />but anyways, other than that I'm a total genius.<br /><br />omfg I got to sleep in so late on tuesday. it was amazing. and since I had no homework for the whooole week, I've been doing more stuff that usual all week. <br />on tuesday, me, kasey, kelthey, tanner, and bryany all went to my house to play ddr, which didn't work out because my sister was playing video games like a nerd. so then we went to this park which I do not know the name of. how exciting. thennnn we played ddr. and after like, everyone left except tanner, we TOTALLY beat luigi and this other little dude at mario party 8. I was peach the whore and tanner was waluigi. funfunfun.<br /><br />then on wednesday, I went to. uh. oh fuck. I forgot. I went to kasey's house, I think. to eat chili. yeah. and melonie was with us and it was all really awesome and we watched youtube videos and hannah montana. hellz yes. it was awesome.<br /><br />and oh thursday, I went to ana's house with martha, kasey, tanner, bryany, and shannon. bryany and martha left after like, 5 minutes. then we all uhhh....the rest of the information cannot be told in mixed company. and yeah, we totally had an orgy.<br />dude, after the geometry final, me and tanner were being fat kids and doing all these retarded hand signals and shizz to talk. I PELVIC THRUST MY FORMER LOVER. AND NOT THAT ONE. THE OTHER ONE. AND I HATEHEARTEXPLODEEWBEATUP CHIPMUNK KID. AND I HEART AUDREY. lulz.<br />yeah.<br />thursday was awesome.<br /><br />yesterday I had NO FINALS AT ALL. just drama and p.e. I ate food in drama. oh, fuck, I totally forgot about that. I was so convinced that the only things I ate today were toaster strudel and kettle corn. but anyways. I saw 27 dresses and atonement. 27 dresses was a good movie. it wasn't like, AWESOME, but it was pretty good. james marsden or however his last name is spelled is a BABE. I'd tap that.<br /><br />today I had to walk home from the bart station. which means I walked about 3 to 4 miles, alone, in the dark, in the whitest city in the world. so it's all good. lulz.<br /><br />I am so fucking hungry. all I've eaten today was some weird chinese food thing. this morning. and sour ice breaker mint thingies. yeah. what the fuck. I'm gonna go get some food.<br /><br /><br />that is all.<br /><br />p.s. I am not a slut. jeez.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>happy new year, darlings.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 18:29:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have a feeling that 2008 is going to be way more awesome than 2007. I mean, 2007 was fucking amazing, but 2008 is SRSLY GOING TO BE EVEN BETTTERRRRRR.<br />
I'm like one of those cliche motivational speakers. lulz.<br />
but yeah, I learned hella stuff over the course of all of 2007. so now I'm not young and stupid and I can use my KNOWLEDGE to make 2008 FABULOUS. <br />
...although I'm sure in about 6 months, I'm going to say "I was so young and stupid back in january!"<br />
DAMN.<br />
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but anyways. I've decided that now that it's the new year and whatnot, I'm going to devise a To Do List. Because those things are pretty awesome annnnd I need to get all my stuff that I need to do sorted out. you dig?<br />
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So yeah. <br />
here's my To Do List!<br />
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- go SWIMMING with some really hot people. ololololol. eh, that might possibly sound more dirtier than it was intended to be. darn.<br />
- actually practice playing the guitar omfg n00b.<br />
- go meet some hot boyssss with kelthey and drag them into a hot tub. haha.<br />
- learn to sing better. so then everyone will say "u sound gud" instead of having half of the population saying I'm tone deaf and the other half saying that I have a lovely voice. jeez, you guys confuse me.<br />
- BUY MOAR SOCKSSSS and tights and shizz.<br />
- uhhh not get fat. o lawd.<br />
- find someone who owns a MOTHERFUCKING HOT TUB DAMNIT. but they have to be a totally awesome person. because really, who wants to sit in a hot tub that belongs to an asshole? I don't.<br />
- DRAW MOAR.<br />
- PAINT MOAR.<br />
- play twister....MOAR.<br />
- read wikipedia MOAR.<br />
- learn about hella random stuff that I still somehow don't know about. DAMN.<br />
- see juno, because supposedly it's REALLY REALLY good.<br />
- SEE ENCHANTED MOAR BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE IT AND IT MAKES MY HEART SING AND KDJFGJDFKG. if you haven't seen it then you SUCK and need to go see it RIGHT NOW.<br />
- that stuff involving the stuff and the nakedness only not really but it's cold and in the middle of the night and uhhh yeah. wow, DESCRIPTIVE. but yeah, if you're cool enough you probably know what I'm talking about.<br />
- go to concerts. I didn't go to like, any in 2007. except the mika concert. damn.<br />
- go to berkeley and san francisco moar, because they are like jesus. and I haven't been to berkeley since august. and I haven't been to sf in like, over a month. jeez, that sucks.<br />
- GFHKGFHKFGHKFGFG<br />
- ....SDJFJWEKLFJSEOGDFGL<br />
- I guess that's all.<br />
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oh btw, I actually CAN spell more, but moar is just so much more...intense. you get what I'm saying? because I really don't.<br />
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so ladies and not ladies, what are you going to attempt to accomplish within this fine year, which will obviously be superior to 2007?<br />
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and where the hell do I find hot boyssss? jeez.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I was bored so I made a livejournal.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 01:26:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://iamasexyrobot.livejournal.com/">[link]</a><br />
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uhhhh add me or something.<br />
idk my bff jill.<br />
I made one entry. isn't that awesome? dfjkgdfg.<br />
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god I'm so fucking tired. I haven't stayed up this long for like, ever.<br />
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amish bread is delicious. so is sweeney todd. it made me hungry. no joke. but it's not because I'm a cannibal. I just wanted some pie. god. <br />
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dude, I saw enchanted thrice in my life. aren't I so friggin' awesome? yeah. I am. and I'm so hxc that I only paid for it once of all those three times.<br />
I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF A TRUE LOVE'S KISSSSS. lalalalalalalalala.<br />
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uhhh dude winter break is awesome. and I'm sleepy. blah.<br />
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I saw batman on friday lalala he gave me a quesedilla lalala and he didn't give you a quesedilla lalala because you're not awesome enough to have been at la salsa with us.<br />
but then he left us to hang out with other people. it's just because he doesn't realize how much he loves me yet. ahaha. god, I'm retarded. someone slap me. no, I'm not retarded. just tired. if there was an i in retarded, you'd be able to spell tired. if you get what I'm saying. blahhhh.<br />
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so apparently artists molest people in their parents' cars. do any of you ever do that? because apparently, I do.<br />
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I'm so hardcore that I have a bruise on my left arm, my left leg, and my left hip. and my right kneecap has a bloody dent in it because I'm a super spaz. oh jeez.<br />
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I need to have a sleepover soon because my people and I have some unfinished business to uh, finish. well, it's not really unfinished because it hasn't even started. but we totally need to like, do this thing with the stuff and the blah and okay I'm going to bed.<br />
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so lovelies, how's your winter break been so far?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>AWKWARD TURTLE.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:01:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I went to the school's A Capella concert today. It was pretty awesome. dude, those people sing really well. I WISH I COULD, but I can't. tragic!<br />
but anyways, after the concert I choked on lemonade while doing the nazi salute (accidentally, of course) because kristine said "I lost my purse" in sign language. for some unknown reason, I found it hilarious. I laughed so hard I cried.<br />
I have pictures of people making out. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHO THEY ARE, even if you do look at the picture because it's hella blurry. but they don't know that. haha.<br />
<br />
dude, I'm not a bad influence anymore. isn't that lovely? asking people for weed doesn't count as being a bad influence, btw.<br />
<br />
I bought a rainbow swimsuit top at target today. in the winter? wtf mary. but it's really fabulous and rainbowy. I would buy rainbow swimsuit bottoms, but there were none. so now I'm gonna have to buy some that are either leopard print, neon pink, turq(uoise),  or have unicorns on them.<br />
rainbows + leopard print + neon pink + turq + unicorns = Mary. no joke.<br />
<br />
I totally wrote that Romeo and Juliet essay thing and it hella sucks, but that's okay because I'm sure there's other people that suck more than me!<br />
<br />
my habit of capitalizing certain things that should be capitalized and not capitalizing other things is retarded. it's so...inconsistent. jeez.<br />
<br />
<br />
....does anyone happen to have a hot tub? because I've needed to sit in a hot tub since late august, and I haven't gotten to do so. it's quite depressing. the last time I sat in a hot tub was like, on the 4th of july with kelthey and emmy. I think. it was quite orgasmic. oooh and there was that time with the bubbles.<br />
emmmmyyyyy can we go sit in that hot tub again? plzplzplz. lolz. I NEED IT.<br />
<br />
<br />
elf child is drinking HXC sauce right now. ololol THAT IS SO HXC.<br />
 refrigerator <br />
<br />
today maria told me that running around in your underwear at parties is degrading and shouldn't be done. well, fuck on a stick!<br />
<br />
it feels like I have a cut in this one spot on my right hand, but the thing is, I actually have a cut about an inch away from that spot. wtf.<br />
<br />
anyways.<br />
uhhh that's all, really.<br />
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so darlings, have you witnessed people making out recently?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>fuck you, shakespeare!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:07:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ well not really. shakespeare is actually pretty awesome.<br />
but see, the thing is, I have to write an essay about romeo and juliet and if they HAD to die or not. the rough draft is due tomorrow, but I barely started the outline. <br />
I'll just say I left it at home and do it tomorrow because I am a lazy ass slacker like that. wow I'm really cool.<br />
<br />
that little lazy icon thing looks kind of like two little blobs humping each other. <br />
<br />
dude, so I finished reading 1984 two days ago. it made me wanna CRY because it was so depressing. I think you should all read it. that book is like jesus, only better. kind of like wikipedia.<br />
my french teacher said I was rude because I was reading 1984 in class. wow that's hxc.<br />
<br />
kelsey and I are so cool. we made our little interpretive dance thing today. it's not all interpretive dance though. there's really bad acting in there too.<br />
YOU CAN'T DO THAT. I'M A BEAUTIFUL BIRD. FUCK YOU HAIL!<br />
olololol.<br />
then we sat on an abandoned couch on the sidewalk. people stared at us as they drove past us in their cars. <br />
did you know that you can get crabs from couches? damn.<br />
<br />
<br />
hey you.<br />
guess what.<br />
I saw your ex-girlfriend NAKED.<br />
actually, I probably didn't. buuut whatever.<br />
dude, according to emmy, kelthey and I go naked too much. PFFT, she's just a prude and is missing out on the awesomeness of not wearing clothes. because she's a PRUDE.<br />
emmy, kelsey and I need to rape your computer to edit our interpretive dance/bad acting videos because we love you and youtube. so yeah, you should totally have a sleepover sometime soon. and we can all go streaking down your rapist driveway. ololol.<br />
<br />
did you know that my new tablet is amazing? I love it so much. it's way awesomer than any other tablet I've ever had before. I swear.<br />
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<br />
okay. uh. well. that's all, I guess.<br />
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so darlings, how was your weekend?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm a bad influence!?!?!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:39:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ dude. seabass's parents hate my life because I'm a "bad influence."<br />
wtfff I don't recall doing anything BAD. I mean, I'm not a drug addict or child molester or anything like that. I'm a good person. jeez. but supposedly, I was totally raping seabass in front of his parents. PFFT, it wasn't in front of. it was in a car, and his parents were in the front seats so we were totally behind them. <br />
oh wow that kind of makes it sound like we were having hot sex in a car. buuuut no, that's not what it was. jeez. and kasey and kyle g were in the car too. SO LIKE. YEAH. NO SEX. DJFGKDFGD. <br />
OKAY CHILDREN, LET'S ALL DO SOME CRACK NOW. YAAAAY.<br />
I honestly don't see how I'm a bad influence. like, for srs.<br />
BAD INFLUENCES DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S.<br />
<br />
so in art I had to make a color wheel. why do art classes constantly force me to make color wheels? I mean srsly, I already know about the existance of those colors. and I know which colors are opposite each other. kind of. jeez. djkfgjkdfg. I wanna do an art project that doesn't involve painting in squares. jeeeez.<br />
<br />
according to kasey, batman already has a lover. holy fucksicles. so I need to find out who the bitch is and kill her. or if she's hot, abandon batman for her. orrrr uhhh I dunno.<br />
mmmbatman's a BABE.NET. I swear. I'd tap that. even though I barely know him BUT OLOLOL WHATEVS.<br />
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I finished reading the communist manifesto today. holy crap. so I thought that maybe after reading that, I'd see why communists are like "LOL COMMUNISM IS AWESOME" but holy fuck, I so don't understand it. why abolish families and cities and shizz like that? and why establish one huge social class? it would destroy all competition and no one would be motivated to do anything because it's human nature to be competitive. and there'd probably be only one company making the same type of products. like, only one company making razors or something. and what if they went out of business? BAM! razor deficit. <br />
you know what? I say we establish the junior anti-sex league. it will be doubleplus good.<br />
dude, I fucking love 1984. even though it's depressing and makes me wanna punch a baby because it's so depressing.<br />
<br />
dude, so this past month I've slept on three peoples' couches. isn't that exciting? I love sleeping on peoples' couches. it's so fun.<br />
<br />
so anyways darlings,<br />
what's your opinions on my being a bad influence, color wheels, batman, communism, and sleeping on peoples' couches? hmmm?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>guys, let's spin the mono!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 13:09:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ dude, my party last night was hella intense.<br />
BRYANY SKIPPED IN HIS BOXERS DOWN THE STREET. LOLOLOLOLOL WOW BRYANY YOU ARE SO COOL. I wish I had filmed it. <br />
but yeah anyways, that party of mine was awesome. we spun the mono/herpes/AIDS, played leapfrog in the street, ran around in our underwear down the street (actually, only me, kelsey, audrey, and laurel did that.), played DDR and wii sports, and had mad hot sex. and I saw my idk bff elvira for the first time since christmas eve. oh my godddd.<br />
thomas crashed into a wall. now there's a dent in it. I'm gonna send him a letter telling him that he needs to pay me some amount of money and wish him a merry christmas. the joke in that is that he's jewish. OLOLOL THAT'S A KNEE SLAPPER.<br />
I have mono from like, 9 people now. I already had mono from 3 of them. o lawd. unfortunately, I got no mono from my secret future lover. who none of you know about. annnnd it's not that one kid or that one other kid, k? you'll NEVER figure out who it is, I swear. bwahaha.<br />
<br />
wtf this journal won't let me change my mood to horny or something awesome like that. I guess I'll be christmas spirited for the rest of my life.<br />
<br />
but anyways, after the party me, audrey, kelthey, and amelia all went to audrey's house. we watched pocahontas. I actually didn't watch it because I was asleep on top of kelthey. oh baby. ahaha. thennnn we played twister, if you know what I mean. which you don't.<br />
I'm scandalous and like wearing rainbow socks. oh bby.<br />
I've been sleeping on peoples' couches for two days in a row. wtfux. although I doubt I'll sleep on a couch tonight.<br />
dude, at audrey's house I was reading this super catholic book. apparently, if you're in a relationship with someone you shouldn't EVER hug them because it'll lead to sex and you'll regret it for the rest of your life. you'll be SCARRED EMOTIONALLY. don't have sex, children! it only feels good if you're married, and premarital sex is as bad as sex between a married man and woman is good. and masturbation is bad because you're having sex with yourself and that's WRONG. wtf super catholics. wtf.<br />
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<br />
dude. this weekend has been so eventful, starting friday after school. <br />
on friday, that band I'm in (except kevin) and I went to matt's house to practice. band practice consisted of raiding matt's kitchen, talking about sex and hot chicks, and playing guitar hero. wow. okay. god, I love my men.<br />
bilsky and I were debating about whether he was hotter than me or not. of course he's not. so I asked forrest whose arse they'd rather touchdown on. forrest said that he'd rather bang me because I'm a chick. and right after forrest said that, matt said "I agree with forrest. you have a sweet rack." forrest's reaction to that was amazing. he like, had a seizure while yelling "WHAAAAT!?" hot damn.<br />
forrest is jesus at guitar hero. I swear.<br />
<br />
after band practice I went to that football game. it was so INTENSE. and we won. yaaaay. my feet got frostbit. almost. it huuuurt.<br />
<br />
then I went to emmy's house, along with maria and kelthey. we camwhored, played wii sports, and raped each other. well, actually, it was mostly me doing the raping. it was lovely.<br />
our thinking faces are amazing. kelsey's a WHORE.<br />
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<br />
so, how has your weekend been?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>apparently, I am a smoker now.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 19:54:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so I have this really weird cold, and sometimes when I start talking I sound like a chain smoker. it's really weird. sooo now I have to drink hella tea. that's nice right? tea is nice. buuut colds are not. jeez.<br />
I want some orange juice.<br />
dfjkgkdfg.<br />
<br />
in other news, I went to san francisco today with amelia and gabby. I ate at subway again. oh my god.<br />
I bought a foster's home for imaginary friends shirt at hot topic. OH MY GOD I AM SO HXC. but it's a hot shirt, I swear. annnd I HAVE NEW SHOES NOW OH MY GOD. but they're my birthday present, so I don't really have those shoes yet. ahaha.<br />
<br />
I really need to get some oil paints and a canvas. I mean, I have a canvas but I ruined it a few years ago. oh dear.<br />
so yeah. I need oil paints because I just came up with this awesome idea for a surrealist-type painting. I have the sketch all done and whatnot. it's gorgeous, dahling. and has legs and dsl in it. I really need to make a painting out of it or I'll die.<br />
<br />
speaking of surrealism, there's this salvador dali book that I REALLY want. actually, it's two books in a box type thing. buuut yeah. it's so amazing. it has like, almost all of his art and whatnot.<br />
DALI, I LOVE YOU AND YOUR MOUSTACHE.<br />
I bet those books cost like, 60 bucks. or more.<br />
that one david lachapelle book costs 60 bucks. I want it, but I'm a poor little high school student that can't afford stuff like that.<br />
<br />
dude. did you know that me and kelthey are beautiful birds that need to make exercise tapes full of interpretive dancing and deer leaping through forests full of RAIN AND BIRDSSSSS? wellll now you know. ahaha.<br />
<br />
so a few days ago I discovered that me and elf child both have a horrible habit of inviting ourselves to peoples' houses. oh dear. I guess this means that either our parents didn't raise us properly or she wishes she was just like me. <br />
<br />
so lovelies, how's your thanksgiving break been?<br />
and if you don't have a thanksgiving break then LOL U R SUCH A NOT AMERICAN. but that's okay, I am too. I just happen to live in america. <br />
TURKEY IS WEIRD AND CRUNCHY. I DON'T LIKE IT UNLESS IT'S NOT IN THE SHAPE OF A BIRD, if you get what I'm saying.<br />
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okay yeah I'm done with ranting now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>dude. I'm hxc.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:41:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so today I was in the castro and I bought a sexy neon pink skirt for 9 bucks. whoaaaa.<br />
<br />
but anyways, uhhh what was I gonna say? oh yeah.<br />
DUDE, ART TABLE PEOPLE. we need to chill sometime this week since it's thanksgiving break and whatnot. annnd I haven't hung out with you sexy ladies in so long. sooo yeah. civic park orgy plzplzplz.<br />
<br />
OH DUDE.<br />
today when I was in the castro, liuba and I walked into this souvenir type store to see if there were rainbow flags there. welllll, that store turned out to be a porn store as well as a souvenir type store. ahaha wow. so we were surrounded by all this gay and lesbian porn and dildos and whatnot. it was pretty sexy. ahaha.<br />
<br />
I want food.<br />
<br />
I ate three slices of pizza yesterday. what a fattie.<br />
oh, and apparently, I'm asian at DDR. 'cause like, yesterday me and some cool kids were at the arcade and we were all playing DDR and I beat everyone at it. including the asians. LOL I AM SO COOL.<br />
<br />
<br />
SO, HOW'S YOUR DAY BEEN?<br />
<br />
dfkgjkdfkkdfg.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I have groupies already!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 13:19:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ and my band has only practiced ONCE.<br />
well, actually, I only have one groupie. and it's martha. ahaha.<br />
buuut yeah anyways. that band I'm in totally jammed at red house yesterday. it was awesome. they played all these random beatles and queen songs and I SANG WOOOOO. and no one criticized my singing ability, so I guess that means I'm either okay or totally suck. ahaha. bilsky said I sound like an elf. wtfux. but yeah anyways, that band I'm in is so awesome. everyone can actually play their instruments. oh my goddd awesome. now we just need a name.<br />
I have to challenge tyler to a sing off because yesterday I told him to sing for me, but he wouldn't. you see, he's the lead singer in his band, which consists of him, ian, gramps (grant), and chris. okay whoa whut. I guess this means I'll have to see ian every other friday. well, fuck on a stick. annnd I srsly need to challenge tyler to a sing-off and WIN because supposedly he talks instead of singing. bwahaha.<br />
dude, I totally figured out how I can reject ian now! I can be all like "dude, I totally wanna rape someone that isn't you.' YAY HORMONES. but dude, I really wanted to be asexual. I guess I can't do that now. damnit!<br />
did you know that seabass doesn't play the guitar? he plays the WOMAN. the curvaceous skinny woman with stubby arms and legs and a looooong neck. tyler was playing the fat woman because he's a chubby chaser. chris can't use his woman right now because one of her strings broke. oh dear. it wasn't the g string though.<br />
so apparently asking someone if you can use their woman/guitar is like asking them if you can eat their babies. mmmmtasty.<br />
dude! seabass, bilsky, and I made up an improv blues song about an italian mob member named dennis. hot damn. then we had an orgy on a couch. supposedly, it was an "everyone loves seabass" orgy, but that would make bilsky gay and me straight. it would also mean that tyler and gramps are really determined to get in seabass's pants.<br />
dude. yesterday was so friggin' awesome.<br />
I say dude too much.<br />
<br />
<br />
okay. well. anyways.<br />
DUDE. so according to this one dream dictionary, the last dream I had is telling me that I have unfulfilled emotional and sexual desires. uh okay what. and supposedly, I want something but don't know what it is but once I figure out what it is, I'll totally get what I want.<br />
lolwtfux.<br />
SO, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT I WANT?<br />
<br />
<br />
okay. I'm done ranting now.<br />
so...does anyone here have a WOMAN?<br />
djfgkdfkg.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>5 pounds of candy, communism, and people. damn.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 19:55:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ dude, halloween was HELLAAAAA awesome. I went trick or treating with Shannon, Tanner, Seabass, Kacey, Kyle O., and Kyle G. I was a pirate hooker. WOOOOO. my costume was so hot, I swear.<br />
but anyways. it was friggin' awesome. I got 5 pounds of candy and it was an AMAZING BONDING EXPERIENCE. bwahaha.<br />
and I had sexual relations with Kacey, Shannon, and Seabass. It was quite sexy. Seabass pelvic thrusted me while I was on top of him. It was WAAAAAY less dirty than it sounds. I swear. <br />
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I'm so nice that I gave candy away to people at school. I'll probably give away more on monday, since I'm a nice SOCIALIST unlike Mallory, who is a CAPITALIST and doesn't share unless she gets something out of it. Aren't people supposed to learn sharing in kindergarten? I never even went to kindergarten, but I share things anyway. Except sex partners, unless I'm sharing my sex partner with another sex partner of mine. Get what I'm saying?<br />
<br />
Speaking of socialism and capitalism, that Stephen kid bought the Communist Manifesto for me! Bwahaha. even though I totally had money, but he was like "I'LL BUY IT FOR YOU OLOLOL" so I was like "k" and I don't have to pay him back. So far, I've read the introduction and like, two pages of the actual Communist Manifesto part. I'm gonna read more of it when I'm not being a lazy biatch.<br />
Communism is so fascinating.<br />
THE GOVERNEMENT IS GOING TO SHIT ON YOUR LAWN AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!<br />
SOMEONE'S GONNA THROW UP ALL OVER THE TOILET INSIDE YOUR LIVING ESTABLISHMENT THAT THE GOVERNMENT OWNS AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!<br />
DJGFKDF!<br />
<br />
Speaking of which, me and Forrest are making a powerpoint for history class. It's gonna be about the rise of SOCIALISM! and we're gonna include a slide on communism in it.<br />
<br />
Oh, and this is COMPLETELY unrelated to any of the above but I got asked out today by that Ian kid. DAAAAMN. okay. well, he's a nice person and all buuuut I'm a shallow bitch and don't want to rape him. But I can't tell him that. Because that would probably crush his ego.<br />
"SO WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?" "I CAN'T, I'M A SHALLOW BITCH AND ONLY LIKE SHORT, SKINNY GUYS."<br />
see, that's just CRUEL.<br />
so. what the hell do I do?<br />
<br />
<br />
dude, I need to tell my mom to sign me up for acting lessons at ACT. then I can like, not suck at acting. WOOOOO GOOD ON ME. and I could be in PLAYS AND MUSICLS AND WHOA. DAMN, that'd be hella awesome.<br />
<br />
Today Martha and I read sex books at Barnes&Noble. They were like, the books made for TEENAGERS LOL. One of them had like, only illustrations and no photographs. And it had s too, but that's not important.<br />
Sex books are so weird. Some people are kind of dumb. "IS IT TRUE YOU'LL GO BLIND FROM MASTURBATION?"<br />
DUDE, YEAH, TOTALLY.<br />
<br />
Holy crap, I'm totally going to a party tomorrow. It's Amelia's birthday party and it's 60s mod themed. Me and Maria are gonna like, fat around together and get ready before the party and be totally hot. And Seabass is going. woohoo~<br />
It's gonna be SO FRIGGIN' AWESOME. <br />
God, I've been so party deprived lately. Because you people all SUCK. Therefore, I need to go to Canada or Australia, acquire some new friends there, and get laid/party all night long. olololol not rly.<br />
But yeah, tomorrow's gonna be awesome. I might see Saw IV with the people I went trick or treating with.<br />
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okay, I think this rant is over now. because I don't really have anything else to rant about.<br />
<br />
I bet there are like, hella typos in this journal entry. because my keyboard is a laggy bitch and sometimes leaves out letters even if I do type that letter! dear god.<br />
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OKAY, I'M DONE.<br />
ILUALL.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>dear god, naked people.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:14:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I was thinking about stuff, and I realized that one of the best things about being an artist is that you can draw naked people and not look like a complete pervert.<br />
You can also watch someone shower/change/have sex/etc. and if they freak out and ask why you're doing it, you can just say "It's okay, I'm an artist!"<br />
DAMN.<br />
<br />
speaking of artists, my camera is dead but I have hella new art and stuff. buuut none of you get to see it until my camera isn't dead or I get a scanner. whoa.<br />
I need a scanner and new tablet, because my current tablet is an asshole piece of shit fuckface. pardon my language.<br />
<br />
I really hate the phrase "pardon my french." like, it really shouldn't be used unless you were yelling "MERDE! PUTAIN! CHIENNE! etc. etc." because then it would be totally acceptable to say it. <br />
saying "pardon my french" even though you were swearing in english is like, an insult to the french because you're saying that french is like, a dirty language or something. jeez.<br />
<br />
my left hand really hurts. but like, I type mostly with my left hand sooo it hurts more than it should. wtfux my life is pathetic.<br />
<br />
I love how everything is capitalized properly in the first paragraph and then I just stop capitalizing everything except "I" and french swear words.<br />
I say like too much. wtfux my life is pathetic.<br />
<br />
speaking of patheticness, this actually isn't related to patheticness at all, I finished the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series yesterday! I finally finished mostly harmless. over the course of 5 weeks, I read 118 pages. then yesterday I read 159 pages and finished the book. god, I read really retardedly. <br />
<br />
did you know that I can say corner without saying coroner? IT'S AMAZING.<br />
now people won't think I'm saying "turn left at the person that inspects dead bodies."<br />
not that anyone's ever thought that, but whatever.<br />
<br />
I really need to draw more stuff. because I feel like drawing, but I can't think of anything.<br />
CAN I HAVE SOME IDEAS PLZ? <br />
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kthnxbye~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>whoa I got tagged like, 3 weeks ago. ololol.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:00:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ THE OC SEX QUIZ<br />
<br />
OCs:<br />
Sparkling Champagne<br />
Dante<br />
uh...Denise? ;D<br />
Madame Kittie. ololol. faux queens ftw.<br />
<br />
<br />
1. Are any of your characters daring enough to wear a cheetah-print skirt?<br />
Sparkling Champagne and Madame Kittie, for sure.<br />
<br />
2. Underwear?<br />
Sparkling Champagne is a whore and likes to go commando. bwahaha.<br />
<br />
3. Speaking of which, if you had to buy one of your attractive<br />
characters new underwear, what would you get them?<br />
I'd get Dante a leopard print thong.<br />
AHAHAHA.<br />
<br />
4. Do any of them have irrational fears in the bed? If so, of what?<br />
uh. no?<br />
<br />
5. Incense or Marvin Gaye?<br />
incense, bby.<br />
<br />
6. Which could handle being naked in public?<br />
Sparkling Champagne, duh.<br />
<br />
7. ÂA slap on the butt or a slap on the boob?<br />
Butt, I guess.<br />
<br />
8. Ever wanted to grab one of your characterÂs crotches? If so, whose?<br />
ALL OF THEM, DAMNIT.<br />
ahahaha.<br />
I want to fuck my own art, baby.<br />
<br />
9. Have you ever made up penis sizes for your male characters, even if the information would never be used in the actual narrative?<br />
ahaha no. xD<br />
<br />
10. If you answered yes to the last question, give us the penis length. (If no, tell us your preferred penis length for a potential mate.)<br />
uhhh I don't like penis.<br />
<br />
11. Even if against their will, who would make the best exotic dancer?<br />
Madame Kittie or Sparkling Champagne.<br />
<br />
12. Have you ever paired one of your characters with an already established one from a television show/anime/movie/video game? (ex. Jack Sparrow and X)<br />
ahaha no.<br />
<br />
13. If you answered yes to the last question, whatÂs their theme song? (If no, just give me a random sensual song.)<br />
...satisfaction by benny benassi. ;D<br />
<br />
14. Interested in bondage?<br />
lol no.<br />
<br />
15. Do you hate yaoi?<br />
yeah. but not for the gayness, just because it's hella retarded.<br />
LET ME LICK YOU AS YOU BLUSH, MY SEME UKE THINGIE BLAH. wtfux, man.<br />
<br />
16. Yuri?<br />
LET ME LICK YOU AS YOU BLUSH, MY UH WHATEVER.<br />
<br />
17. Would you be offended if I referenced one of your characterÂs bumholes?<br />
not really, no.<br />
<br />
18. Uke x Seme, Uke x Uke, or Seme x Seme?<br />
OW MY BUTTHOLE.<br />
<br />
19. Are any of your characters virgins?<br />
pffft no.<br />
they're all SLUTS.<br />
wow, I've actually never thought about this. but yeah, I doubt any of them would be virginsssss. because they're like, all older than 16. so yeah.<br />
<br />
20. Are any of your characters sexual deviants?<br />
Sparkling Champagne, duh.<br />
<br />
Tag three other people who you think would be comfortable doing a quiz like this, and have a nice day.<br />
uh. I tag whoever reads this and is hot. ;D<br />
olololol.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Robotic-Lollipop</author>
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                <title>elf child is listening to satisfaction right now.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:06:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ she's like, blasting it. wtf. I can hear it in my room and stuff.<br />
PUSH ME AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME 'TILL I CAN GET MY SATISFACTION~<br />
<br />
ahaha wow elf child.<br />
<br />
so anyways.<br />
I'm single again!<br />
wooooooooow.<br />
apparently it's because I'm "pushy" and "clingy"<br />
jeeeez. I am?<br />
although I think that this may possibly be because of my drunken rampage on labor day weekend. I'd explain it all, but it'll take too long and I'm lazy. o lawd.<br />
so anyways. now I need to find an "easier piece of ass." HOW DO I DO THAT? JEEZ.<br />
<br />
dude, my life is so retarded right now. but like. not in a bad way, you know? I'd explain all that too, but it's just so retarded that I don't think anyone wants to hear about it. ahaha.<br />
<br />
so I've had a lifelong dream (by lifelong I mean since yesterday) to go to the mall dressed up like a guy and pick up chicks.<br />
according to bryany and conrad, this would never work because I look too feminine.<br />
I don't look androgynous at all. wtf. I'M LIKE, 100% WOMAN. JEEEEEZ WTF. <br />
<br />
I need to go to that halloween store downtown and buy a bunch of leg stuff. and a pirate hat. pirate hookers ftw~<br />
<br />
I saw a football game on friday. a school football game. wow. uh. I didn't even watch the game. all I did was talk about THINGSSSSS and hug people every 5 seconds. o lawdddd.<br />
<br />
this journal entry is like...more of a rant than a journal entry.<br />
<br />
kfghjfkg<br />
it's probably because I'm completely braindead at the moment.<br />
<br />
uhhh okay.<br />
I'm done now.<br />
<br />
p.s. I need you. <br />
sexually.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Robotic-Lollipop</author>
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                <title>100 THEMES O LAWD</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2007 22:02:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I totally drew a bunch of stuff for the 100 themes thing today. and yesterday.<br />
<br />
uhhh. yeah.<br />
<br />
<b>1. Introduction</b> - <a href="http://robotic-lollipop.deviantart.com/art/100-themes-introduction-thing-51710544">[link]</a><br />
<b>2. Love</b> - <a href="http://robotic-lollipop.deviantart.com/art/2-100-Loooove-63374094">[link]</a><br />
<b>3. Light</b> - <a href="http://robotic-lollipop.deviantart.com/art/3-100-Light-63374310">[link]</a><br />
<b>4. Dark</b> - <a href="http://robotic-lollipop.deviantart.com/art/4-100-Dark-63374796">[link]</a><br />
<b>5. Rot</b> - <a href="http://robotic-lollipop.deviantart.com/art/5-100-Rot-63374956">[link]</a><br />
6. Break<br />
<b>7. Heaven</b> - <a href="http://robotic-lollipop.deviantart.com/art/7-100-Heaven-63375657">[link]</a><br />
8. Away<br />
<b>9. Cut</b> - <a href="http://robotic-lollipop.deviantart.com/art/9-100-Cut-63375785">[link]</a><br />
<b>10. Breathe</b> - <a href="http://robotic-lollipop.deviantart.com/art/10-100-Breathe-63375894">[link]</a><br />
11. Memory<br />
12. Insanity<br />
13. Misfortune<br />
14. Smile<br />
15. Silence<br />
16. Spit<br />
<b>17. Blood</b> - <a href="http://robotic-lollipop.deviantart.com/art/17-100-Blood-63376042">[link]</a><br />
18. Under<br />
<b>19. Gray</b> - <a href="http://robotic-lollipop.deviantart.com/art/19-100-Gray-63376170">[link]</a><br />
20. Fortitude<br />
21. War<br />
22. Mother<br />
23. Distastefull<br />
24. Want<br />
25. Lurking<br />
26. Europe<br />
27. Foreign<br />
28. Sorrow<br />
29. Urban<br />
30. Rain<br />
<b>31. Flower</b> - <a href="http://robotic-lollipop.deviantart.com/art/31-100-Flower-63376600">[link]</a><br />
32. Night<br />
33. Wrath<br />
34. Moon<br />
35. Walk<br />
36. Precious<br />
37. See<br />
38. Abandoned<br />
39. Dream<br />
40. 4:29 PM<br />
41. Citric Acid<br />
42. Still<br />
43. Die<br />
44. Two Roads<br />
45. Two Guns<br />
46. Drop<br />
47. Dirt<br />
48. Young<br />
49. Preservatives<br />
50. Breaking the Rules<br />
51. Sport<br />
52. Old<br />
53. Desecrate<br />
54. Tower<br />
55. Need<br />
56. Biohazard<br />
57. Sacrificial<br />
58. Kick in the Head<br />
59. No Way Out<br />
60. Desert<br />
61. Fairy Tale<br />
62. Voodoo<br />
63. Do Not Disturb<br />
64. City<br />
65. Horrorific<br />
66. Snow<br />
67. Drum<br />
68. Hero<br />
69. Annoyance<br />
70. 67%<br />
71. Obsession<br />
72. Mislead<br />
73. I. Can't.<br />
74. Confrontation<br />
75. Mirror<br />
76. Broken<br />
77. Testament<br />
78. Drink<br />
79. FUCK<br />
80. Words<br />
81. Pen and Paper<br />
82. +<br />
83. Heal<br />
84. Cold<br />
85. Sick<br />
86. Seeing Red<br />
87. Hunger<br />
88. Pain<br />
89. Through the Fire<br />
90. Triangle<br />
91. Drown<br />
92. Rape<br />
93. Iron<br />
94. Soft<br />
95. Advertisement<br />
96. Storm<br />
97. Safety<br />
98. Puzzle<br />
99. Alone<br />
100. Gone<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
wow, I'm done with 10.<br />
only 90 more to go!<br />
but for some of them, I REALLY NEED PHOTOSHOP. ARRRRGHHHH. i haet my lief.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Robotic-Lollipop</author>
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                <title>I got tagged, yo.</title>
                <link>http://Robotic-Lollipop.deviantart.com/journal/14233588/</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 23:53:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got Tagged by <a href="http://kitty--in--a--mitten.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/i/kitty--in--a--mitten.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkitty--in--a--mitten:" title="kitty--in--a--mitten"/></a><br />
People who get tagged must write in their journals about their 6 weird habits/facts/dislikes as well as state this rule clearly.<br />
<br />
In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names.. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you're tagged" in their deviant page comments and tell them to read yours.<br />
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1- <b>Habit</b> I pick at the skin around my nails and scratch my index finger with my thumb when I'm nervous. wow, that's pretty weird.<br />
<br />
2- <b>Dislike</b> I haaaate people who call me emo. Jeez, I'm not emo. I'm a flamboyant narcissist. Emos aren't flamboyant narcissists. They also don't wear a lot of neon pink and turquoise.<br />
<br />
3- <b>Fact</b> I'm not really fazed by anything. Remember that time when Felix dumped my sexy Russian arse so he could slut it up? That didn't make me feel horrendous or anything. I mean, I was hella pissed at him but not as much as I should have been. He, on the other hand, cried about it. Wow, Felili, wow. I love that kid. bwahaha. Oh, and pictures of goatse, aborted fetuses, and crap like that don't really freak me out all that much. SEE, I'M NOT FAZED BY ANYTHING.<br />
<br />
4- <b>Habit</b> I shave my armpits like, twice a day. Except right now I can't since my razor is totally dead and I need to get a new one. ....I think you all totally needed to know that. 8D <br />
<br />
5- <b>Fact</b> I really love the LGBT community. Like, way too much. So much that I went on a straight date with my lover to the San Francisco LGBT pride parade. Even though he wasn't my lover at the time and it wasn't really a date even though we spent the whole day together and whatnot. From noon to 10 p.m., yo. OKAY YEAH ANYWAYS. LGBT COMMUNITY = AWESOME. <br />
<br />
6- <b>Fact</b> I really don't like wearing pants. Especially jeans, ew. They feel so weird and constricting and blahhh. I prefer skirts. Skirts are sexy. And I have sexy legs, so a sexy skirt + sexy legs = twice the sexy. Bwahaha. 8D<br />
<br />
<br />
I taaaaag<br />
<a href="http://oh-so-piccolo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/h/oh-so-piccolo.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconoh-so-piccolo:" title="oh-so-piccolo"/></a> <a href="http://dali-picasso.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/a/dali-picasso.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondali-picasso:" title="dali-picasso"/></a> <a href="http://unicorn-dreams.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/u/n/unicorn-dreams.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconunicorn-dreams:" title="unicorn-dreams"/></a> <br />
uhhh I can't think of other people. Just do this if you want to, kthnx. xB<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Robotic-Lollipop</author>
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                <title>butt slugs</title>
                <link>http://Robotic-Lollipop.deviantart.com/journal/12251941/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 21:59:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've decided to steal this thing from ~<a class="u" href="http://pregosaurus.deviantart.com/">Pregosaurus</a> because I'm bored and want to draw stuff but I don't know what to draw. yup.<br />
<br />
I, just like Prego, am going to do all this in order. then I can look back at my art and be like "wtf is that" 8D<br />
<br />
1. Introduction  -  <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51710544/">[link]</a><br />
2. Love <br />
3. Light <br />
4. Dark <br />
5. Rot <br />
6. Break<br />
7. Heaven<br />
8. Away<br />
9. Cut<br />
10. Breathe<br />
11. Memory<br />
12. Insanity<br />
13. Misfortune<br />
14. Smile<br />
15. Silence<br />
16. Spit<br />
17. Blood<br />
18. Under<br />
19. Gray<br />
20. Fortitude<br />
21. War<br />
22. Mother<br />
23. Distastefull<br />
24. Want<br />
25. Lurking<br />
26. Europe<br />
27. Foreign<br />
28. Sorrow<br />
29. Urban<br />
30. Rain<br />
31. Flower<br />
32. Night<br />
33. Wrath<br />
34. Moon<br />
35. Walk<br />
36. Precious<br />
37. See<br />
38. Abandoned<br />
39. Dream<br />
40. 4:29 PM<br />
41. Citric Acid<br />
42. Still<br />
43. Die<br />
44. Two Roads<br />
45. Two Guns<br />
46. Drop<br />
47. Dirt<br />
48. Young<br />
49. Preservatives<br />
50. Breaking the Rules<br />
51. Sport<br />
52. Old<br />
53. Desecrate<br />
54. Tower<br />
55. Need<br />
56. Biohazard<br />
57. Sacrificial<br />
58. Kick in the Head<br />
59. No Way Out<br />
60. Desert<br />
61. Fairy Tale<br />
62. Voodoo<br />
63. Do Not Disturb<br />
64. City<br />
65. Horrorific<br />
66. Snow<br />
67. Drum<br />
68. Hero<br />
69. Annoyance<br />
70. 67%<br />
71. Obsession<br />
72. Mislead<br />
73. I. Can't.<br />
74. Confrontation<br />
75. Mirror<br />
76. Broken<br />
77. Testament<br />
78. Drink<br />
79. FUCK<br />
80. Words<br />
81. Pen and Paper<br />
82. +<br />
83. Heal<br />
84. Cold<br />
85. Sick<br />
86. Seeing Red<br />
87. Hunger<br />
88. Pain<br />
89. Through the Fire<br />
90. Triangle<br />
91. Drown<br />
92. Rape<br />
93. Iron<br />
94. Soft<br />
95. Advertisement<br />
96. Storm<br />
97. Safety<br />
98. Puzzle<br />
99. Alone<br />
100. Gone<br />
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<br />
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yup. that's all. :B<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Robotic-Lollipop</author>
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                <title>GDFJKGJKDFGJKDFG</title>
                <link>http://Robotic-Lollipop.deviantart.com/journal/12161702/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 19:58:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The game is to reveal 7 of your deepest fetishes. After being tagged you must claim 3 more victims to reveal their desires, link them to this journal so they may see the instructions. Now get on with it!<br />
<br />
1. jdfkjsdklfklsd uh I love man-chests. they're so hot and fondleable. but I hate six packs. I like skinny guys that are still kind of toned and have some arm muscle but are still really skinny but not so much that their ribs show. yup. <br />
2. CHILD BIRTHIN' HIPS. which only applies to chicks, because guys shouldn't have large hips. yeah. curves r hot. B:<<br />
3. Arty fags that aren't gay...unless they're gay for me. I'm fine with that. ;D<br />
4. HOT NOSES AND DSL AND BLUE EYEBALLS ARRRRGGHHHH AND HAIR FSDJFOWEJDHOWEJGJWEG<br />
5. hot people that can SIIIING or play a musical instrument well. but mostly SIIIING.<br />
6. hmm...I like people that have a freaky sense of humor JUST LIKE ME. yayayayayayay.<br />
7. pretty clothes. because if someone dresses like they just went to the ghetto and got shot, then I'll hate them or think they're dumb. so yeah people, wear hot clothes plz. ;D <br />
WTF WHY IS THERE ONLY 7!?!?!? WHY NOT 9? I LIKE HOT LEGS AND GUYS WITH LONG RING FINGERS ARGJFSGIKFGJKDFJAG.<br />
<br />
I taggggg<br />
uh, I dunno. whoever reads this. D:<<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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