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                <title>Secret Santa whatever it is</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:54:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Since our economy is in the crapper and my family is living off a fixed income and we have to pay for bills and medicine, anything I was hoping to get for Christmas will never be reality. But, truth me told, I don't want just material possessions, as you'll see.<br /><br />1. I want a Wii. I've been working toward getting one for a long time now, and even after saving up my money, I still don't have enough.<br /><br />2. I'd like for some people to at least read/comment on my PoF series. The last chapter I posted only got <b>one</b> comment.<br /><br />3. Prayers for my mom. Her condition has worsend. She's begun having trouble breathing, and constantly requires the use of a breathing machine. She does fine as long as she has the machine on, but unfortunately I don't know how much longer she'll be okay. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br />4. If I get a Wii, maybe a couple games for it, like brawl, or mario galaxy?<br /><br />5. I'd like to have Halo 3, or the entire halo series. However, I have 51 dollars saved up for a wii. If I don't get a Wii, I'll just buy Halo 3 with my Wii money.<br /><br />6. There are a couple Star Wars games I'd like. Episode 3 The Movie game, and Clone Wars Republic Heros.<br /><br />7. The Red vs Blue DVD box set. My internet is really slow and sucky, and I'd love it if I got RvB on DVD and not have to sit through load times or Youtube's gay ass advertisements or rating screens.<br /><br />8. GOOGLE, IF YOU READ THIS, SELL YOUTUBE TO SOMEONE COMPETENT, YOU MADE IT SUCK ASS.<br /><br />And thats pretty much everything I'd like to have one day. Though I don't expect to get any of it. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" /> Meh.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>I cried because of this</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:13:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="LinkBar"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/SWJS">Watch me</a><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to%3DSWJS">Note me</a><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://thewinator.nl/journalcss/deepblue/Deep%20Blue%20CSS%20Guide.html">Journal Instructions</a></div><br /><br />Got from ~<a class="u" href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/">Ginger2000</a><br /><br />When you were inside your mom's tummy,<br />your mom suffered the pain that you gave to her,<br />and you thanked her by kicking her all day long.<br /><br /><br />When you were 1 year old,<br />your mom celebrated the first birthday of you,<br />you thanked her by crying all day long.<br /><br /><br />When you were 2 years old,<br />your mom started teaching you how to talk,<br />you thanked her by saying ummmumumumumamamama.<br /><br /><br />When you were 3 years old,<br />your mom brought you to the park,<br />you thanked her by running around the pond, and chasing the ducks.<br /><br /><br />When you were 4 years old,<br />your mom bought you some toys,<br />you thanked her by breaking the toys on the next day.<br /><br /><br />When you were 5 years old,<br />your mom bought you a story book and read it to you,<br />you thanked her by ripping it piece to piece.<br /><br /><br />When you were 6 years old,<br />your mom sent you to the kindergarten, so that you can start making friends,<br />but you thanked her by fighting with your classmate.<br /><br /><br />When you were 7 years old,<br />your mom made you a very nice lunch for the first day of school,<br />you thanked her by throwing your foods around the class.<br /><br /><br />When you were 8 years old,<br />your mom handed you an ice cream,<br />you thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.<br /><br /><br />When you were 9 years old,<br />she paid for piano lessons,<br />you thanked her by never even bothering to practice.<br /><br /><br />When you were 10 years old she drove you all day,<br />from soccer to football to one birthday party after another,<br />you thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.<br /><br /><br />When you were 11 years old,<br />she took you and your friends to the movies,<br />you thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.<br /><br /><br />When you were 12 years old,<br />she warned you not to watch certain TV shows,<br />you thanked her by waiting until she left the house.<br /><br /><br />When you were 13 years old,<br />she suggested a haircut that was becoming,<br />you thanked her by telling her she had no taste.<br /><br /><br />When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp,<br />you thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.<br /><br /><br />When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug,<br />you thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.<br /><br /><br />When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car,<br />you thanked her by taking it every chance you could.<br /><br /><br />When you were 17, she was expecting an important call,<br />you thanked her by being on the phone all night.<br /><br /><br />When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation,<br />you thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.<br /><br /><br />When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition,<br />drove you to campus carried your bags. You<br />thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm<br />so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.<br /><br /><br />When you were 25, she helped to pay for your<br />wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply<br />she loved you. You thanked her by moving<br />halfway across the country.<br /><br /><br />When you were 50, she fell ill and<br />needed you to take care of her.<br />You thanked her by reading about<br />the burden parents become to their<br />children.<br /><br /><br />And then, one day, she quietly died.<br />And everything you never did came<br />crashing down like thunder on<br />YOUR HEART..<br /><br /><br />If you love your MOM & you thank her deeply,<br />repost this bulletin saying "I Cried Because Of This"<br /><br />If you don't...<br />then you obviously don't care if your mom dies BUT I WOULD<br /><br /><div class="Footer">Journal Skin by =<a class="u" href="http://thewinator.deviantart.com/">Thewinator</a><br />Shell stocks by ~<a class="u" href="http://huomennastock.deviantart.com/">huomennastock</a>, ~<a class="u" href="http://chop-stock.deviantart.com/">chop-stock</a> and ~<a class="u" href="http://hatestock.deviantart.com/">hatestock</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>Contest is now over.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:39:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="LinkBar"><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/deviants/add/SWJS">Watch me</a><a href="http://my.deviantart.com/notes/?to%3DSWJS">Note me</a><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://thewinator.nl/journalcss/deepblue/Deep%20Blue%20CSS%20Guide.html">Journal Instructions</a></div><br /><br />If you need more time, spak now or forever hold your pee.<br /><br /><div class="Footer">Journal Skin by =<a class="u" href="http://thewinator.deviantart.com/">Thewinator</a><br />Shell stocks by ~<a class="u" href="http://huomennastock.deviantart.com/">huomennastock</a>, ~<a class="u" href="http://chop-stock.deviantart.com/">chop-stock</a> and ~<a class="u" href="http://hatestock.deviantart.com/">hatestock</a></div> ]]></description>
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                <title>Busy Birthday Weekend</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:37:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, so the 27th was my 19th birthday, and over the Weekend I've been busy being the birthday boy.<br /><br />Saturday I had friends over. We played Halo 3 and Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe all day long. It was really fun. Seriously, Halo 3 is a great game to play with friends.<br /><br />Sunday, My Aunt Lorene, and Cousins Julie and Gean, had a "birthday surprise." for me. I had no idea. I was afraid they were going to do something stupid, like public humiliation by giving me a "birthday spanking", or, if you're from the south, a "birthday whoopin'". I was wrong. First, we went out to eat. We ate at a restaurant in Ft. Ogelethorpe called "Ryans". I hadn't been in about 15 years, and the food was delicious, especially the hot-buttered rolls with a honey-butter spread. Afterwards, we went to the "Dollar Tree", a local store chain where everything is $1. I got to get $10 worth of anything I wanted. I mostly chose candies, but I also got 2 packs of batteries for my 360 controller. Then we went to an Arcade, called "Winner's Circle". It was a load of fun. Playing the "Wheel of Fortune" game there, I amassed a small fortune of tickets(tradable in-arcade currency that can be used to purchase prizes). Over 2000. I managed to rack up on sweets there as well. We left for a short period becase it became crowded. We all bought drinks from a nearby convneience store, then went "Window shopping" at Walmart. There I found out the Wii had gone from $250 to $199, which may allow me one for Christmas. We also went into Gamestop. I fell in love with their massive collection of games. Afterwards, we returned to Winners Circle. We played nearly every game there, including Skee-Ball, and Air Hockey. Then we went to play Miniature Golf. It was fun, except for the fact I suck at any kind of Golf. Then we cashed in my tickets and went home. At home, I had even more surprises. 4 cards to open, one of which contained $10. Not much, but it certainly was a great gift. Then, my final surprise. Mom told me to look under the sofa. Upon doing so I discovered a gift, wrapped in paper with a bow, reading "Happy Birthday!" Upon opening it, I discovered a piece of equipment I'd needed for a while - an Xbox 360 headset, which was one of the best gifts today. Now, I can play online with people who've been wanting to, as well as just talk. I'll post pictures of my outings later.<br /><br />Over all, this weekend tured out brilliant, rain or shine.<br /><br />Thankfully, since mother nature rained on my Saturday, the cookout I had planned will be held Saturday the 3rd, so I will have another, even bigger chance to have more fun. I'm expecting to see a couple deviants there. :3<br /><br />Until then, though, I'm here to RP, write, Watch vids, and hang out with my web buddies. So to all my web buddies, have a great day, and I'll see you online!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Venting Off Family-related steam.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:41:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Don't read this if you're in a good mood, because I guarentee it will ruin your mood.<br /><br />My birthday is this weekend. And as it draws closer, people in my family ask what I want. Well, as you know I've always wanted a Wii. But no. no matter how many times I ask for it, nobody in my family ever has enough money. So, I try and make it easier on them. I look up Wii on the internet and try to find a ceap one. But no, when I do find one cheap, it's a scam.<br /><br />If I ask my cousin Ginger for a game, she'll only get one she likes, and If I want one she doesn't like, she'll say "I don't have enough money." Which I KNOW is a dirty lie. She draws a crazy check and gets over $1000 each month, some of which she wont even use, allowing her money to build up. Ginger only ever buys for me if it benefits her too.<br /><br />My mom and dad tell me "Games are stupid, I'm not buying stupid games, they make you stupid." I'm sorry, but I'M the only person in my family, to EVER graduate from High School, other than two people, and High School is 10 times harder than it was 50 years ago, and suddenly I'M stupid? And I'm sorry if something that I like makes me stupid. Well then, cooking makes you stupid mom. Watching Westerns makes you stupid, dad. Are we even now?<br /><br />Everytime I ask for something I want, nobody has any money, or they're not buying me "stupid shit," or they buy me something THEY want me to have. Since when did I ever believe bullshit? Do they think that because I'm "stupid" that I don't know they're lying? So what's next? If I ask Santa for something HE'S gonna say he has no money?<br /><br />I'm sick of my stingy bastard family always being cheap toward me. Sure Ginger can buy herself a goddamn car, but I ask her to buy a $15 used game at blockbuster and she says "I ain't got no money." WHILE stuffing $50 in her purse.<br /><br />I also need batteries for my controller. Nobody has any money. I need something else. No money.<br /><br />I TRY to find it at a lower price online, the website is a scam.<br /><br />To top off all my frustration, It's going to rain AGAIN on Saturday, so I can't have the cookout I planned. I REALLY wanted to make smores over a fire old fashioned.<br /><br />Guess what. My parents were going to be buying the cheap packs of fun sized hershey bars. So I can't even have an old fashioned smore? It just has to be a cheaply made smore.<br /><br />I'm not even asking for anything for my birthday anymore. I've gotten to the point to where I don't even care if I see my birthday. If my stingy, selfish family doesn't want to buy me something for my birthday, then so be it. I'd rather just not get something than get excuses.<br /><br />I'm just glad I have friends like <a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.png?15" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a> and <a href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/n/e/newanubian.png?5" alt=":iconnewanubian:" title="newanubian"/></a> who are there for me. I wouldn't dare ask them to give me anything for my birthday. They don't need to give me anything. They're there for me, that's all I need. I loving having the company of my friends. I'll be doing great if I get my family members to realise I'm not stupid and that unlike them, I GRADUATED.<br /><br />Thanks for reading guys. I really wanted to get this stuff off my chest. And if anybody knows someone selling a Wii under $100, I'd be really grateful. Thanks.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Anubian Symbols Drawing Contest</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 02:06:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey everybody!<br /><br />Recently I got to thinkin'. Some of the names of my characters, animals, and/or alien tech sound too similar to something from Earth. i.e. Sheade sounds too much like Cheetah, and Chiiger looks too much like chigger and sounds too much like tiger. I want everything that I create in relation to the Anubians and my fictional works to be completely original and unique, including the names. So that's where you all come in. I'm trying to create an Anubian alphabet, and I want this alphabet to be made up of 26 unique symbols, drawn by <b>you</b>. I will use the alphabet symbols you guys draw, to make up new, original, alien words. The alphabet will be based off the English alphabet, to make it easier. <br /><br />That is the contest. Create 26 unique symbols to be used as the Anubian Alphabet. Get creative if you wish too.<br /><br />The rewards for the winner will be one of the following choices:<br />1. A cameo of their character in my Planet of Fate Series<br />2. A biography written for a character they can't create a background for.<br />3. A short story about anything they wish.<br /><br />The contest will end October 2nd.<br /><br />Good luck!<br /><br /><br />Here I will post the pronunciations I intend to use for the symbols, from first to last, keeping in mind that each symbol's pronunciation is based of an english letter, as is the alphabet as a whole:<br /><br />"=" means the pronunciation "is equal, or is the equicilent to"<br /><br />1. ahnk = A<br />2. baht = B<br />3. kah = C<br />4. du = D<br />5. aier = E<br />6. ahff = F<br />7. gaht = G<br />8. hahoh = H<br />9. eee = I<br />10.jauk = J<br />11. sew = K<br />12. alh = L<br />13. nah = M<br />14. maj = N<br />15. aoah = O<br />16. poa = P<br />17. quaz = Q<br />18. rahsh = R<br />19. chau = S<br />20. tzat = T<br />21. oohuh = U<br />22. fay = V<br />23. wahv = W<br />24. zahc = X<br />25. aye = Y<br />26. shachk = Z<br /><br />For example, my name is Josh. In anubian, the symbol that is the equivilant of the letter J would be placed where the J is in my name, and so on and so forth. Once each symbol is in place, my name would be pronounced "jaukaoahchauhahoh" in Anubian. And the same goes for common words. Ice would be pronounced "eeekahaier". Now of corse, for simplicity reasons, any dialogue in my stories and such will be written in english. This is simply to further develope my characters and to learn how they would speak. It seems like jibberish now, but by learning it, you could say a sentence in Anubian and piss your friends off. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /><br /><br />You may use these pronunciations to help you create the corresponding symbols. You may also assign each symbol to a pronunciation yourself, or leave it up to me.<br /><br />Have fun and thank you all who participate!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Meh,  Updates and Such</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:39:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My computer is pretty much back to normal ever since it was viciously raped by a virus. Though it's still a tiny bit wonky, but oh well. It turns out my computer somehow backed up all my files, AND the virus, but Norton luckily found and removed. So all my stories, music and video files are hereby safe. Now I can get back to work on my stories, for all you fans who don't exist! :3<br /><br />I've got two games coming in. Dead Rising is gonna arrive within about a week. Assassin's Creed II I preordered, $90 for the Limited Edition. Burned a hole in my pocket, but it was worth it. AND, good news to all yew 360 owners with multiplayer capabilities, I'm most likely going to get a 360 Headset for my birthday/Christmas. So yeah. :3<br /><br />I also changed a kid's mind about what matters for in a video game by being philosophical. I'm actually quite proud of that.<br /><br />Well anyway, I'm bored, tired, anxious, wishing my games would get here, blah blah. Everyone have a nice Day/Night/Morning/Afternoon. Thanks for reading.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Hey everyone. I need help, badly.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 23:22:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Recently, my computer was infected with a hard drive killing trojan virus. Upon discovery I tried saving my important files in online storage, but each day it got worse, until my computer wouldn't work at all, and I had to wipe the hard drive clean. While a few programs, such as Firefox, survived in tact, I lost bookmarks, songs, stories, pictures, and over all, three years worth of irreplacable files. Over the past couple days and nights, I've been working to restore as many files and preferences as I can. This is where I need help. I can't possibly remember all the bookmarked sites, songs, and programs that I lost. So if you guys will please note me or comment with any sites, programs, or songs that you have previously shown me, or that you know I use(d) frequently. Also, if you have my MSN and you have sent me emoticons, please send those as well.<br /><br />Thank you.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Tell Me About Yourself</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:48:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. Your Name:<br />2. Age:<br />3. Single or Taken:<br />4. Favourite Film:<br />5. Favourite Song or Album:<br />6. Favourite Band/Artist:<br />7. Dirty or Clean:<br />8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:<br />9. Do we know each other outside of dA?<br />10. What's your philosophy on life?<br />11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?<br />12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?<br />13. What is your favourite memory of us?<br />14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?<br />15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:<br />16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?<br />17. Can we get together and make a cake?<br />18. Which country is your spiritual home?<br />19. What is your big weakness?<br />20. Do you think I'm a good person?<br />21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?<br />22. Describe your accent:<br />23. If you could change anything about me, would you?<br />24. What do you wear to sleep?<br />25. Trousers or skirts?<br />26. Cigarettes or alcohol?<br />27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?<br />28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>I want you're opinion on an idea.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:07:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Since ghosts were a big topic in the 80's, I had an Idea that in DAH!4, Crypto could visit a Ghost planet that, once he lands on it, becomes a Ghost to them. The ghosts on this Ghost planet are the souls of all the sentient life that has died in the galaxy, including plantlife, wildlife, and insects. There could be "ghost towns" in which these ghosts live, each town housing people/creatures of the same species. Also, I thought it would be cool if the ghosts of all Crypto's past enemies would be there as well. I had an Idea that would be a fun gameplay element, where you could destroy these towns, and bodysnatch/read the thoughts of these ghosts - bodysnatching being a result of Crypto being a "spirit to the ghosts" - and screwing with the Ghosts by PKing their other worldly objects and trinkets.<br /><br />I want everyone's opinion on this idea, and be honest please.<br /><br />Also, before you completely bash the idea, Please read the explaination I provided, and please understand that DAH! is completely fictional and in no way intended to be realistic. Please don't post any hateful or demeaning comments about how illogical the idea is or how "it could never work," and be constrctive about you're comments about you're thoughts on the idea. Thank you.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>I'm a Rabbit :U</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 13:13:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from <a href="http://chibixzaide.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/h/chibixzaide.gif?4" alt=":iconchibixzaide:" title="chibixzaide"/></a><br /><br />[ ] - Dust scares you.<br />[ ] - Your mother had more than 2 children.<br />[ ] - You are a smoker.<br />[ ] - You drink a lot.<br />[x] - You like to write.<br />[x] - You are religious. (I have morals)<br />[ ] - You like to burn candles.<br />[ ] - You prefer juice or water over soda.<br />[ ] - You have ridden a horse. <br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR = 2<br /><br />[ ] - You have done drugs.<br />[ ] - You are currently a drug addict.<br />[ ] - You are very artistic.<br />[ ] - You like stuffed animals.<br />[x] - You are attracted to shiny things. (mostly coins, or money <_&lt<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br />[ ] - You have eaten a bug before.<br />[ ] - You love cars.<br />[x] - Cats are your favorite animal.<br />[ ] - You hate animals.<br />[x] - You are spontaneous and random. (Sometimes. I can get pretty spontanious if I'm having a good time)<br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR = 5<br /><br />[x] - You like fruit a lot.<br />[ ] - You drive.<br />[x] - You make / made good grades in school.<br />[ ] - You are going / are in / have been to college.<br />[ ] - You like for things to be very clean.<br />[x] - You are very messy.<br />[x] - You love to eat.<br />[ ] - Christmas is your favorite holiday.<br />[ ] - You like the beach. (Never been)<br />[ ] - You hate the color pink. <br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR = 9<br /><br />[ ] - You wear glasses or contacts.<br />[x] - You chat online a lot.<br />[x] - You always use correct grammar. (Most of the time)<br />[x] - You like to take quizzes.<br />[ ] - You eat out at restaurants more than you eat at home.<br />[ ] - You enjoy swimming.<br />[x] - You have more than 5 pets. (7 cats)<br />[ ] - You have more than 10 pets.<br />[x] - You believe in ghosts.<br />[x] - You have seen a ghost. <br /><br />TOTAL SO FAR = 15<br /><br />[x] - You prefer comedy movies over romance movies.<br />[x] - You like dancing, either doing it yourself or watching. (I'm bad at it, but its fun)<br />[ ] - You have been to a strip club.<br />[ ] - You drink coffee in the morning.<br />[x] - You like to be awake at night.<br />[x] - You don't go outside often.<br />[ ] - You love to read.<br />[x] - You believe in an afterlife of some kind. (though the fact I'm going to die one day still scares the hell out of me)<br />[x] - You have had short hair.<br />[ ] - You know how to cook well.<br /><br />GRAND TOTAL = 21<br />Answers<br /><br />0 - 1 = Mosquito.<br />2 - 3 = A weed.<br />4 - 5 = Daisy.<br />6 - 7 = Janitor.<br />8 - 9 = Goose.<br />10 - 11 = Rock.<br />12 - 13 = Fireman.<br />14 - 15 = Rose.<br />16 - 17 = Mouse.<br />18 - 19 = Cow.<br />20 - 21 = Rabbit.<br />22 - 23 = Mental Patient.<br />24 - 25 = Grass.<br />26 - 27 = Water.<br />28 - 29 = Bat.<br />30 - 31 = Hippo.<br />32 - 33 = Crocodile.<br />34 - 35 = Vampire.<br />36 - 37 = Horse.<br />38 - 39 = Hawk.<br />40 - 41 = Spider<br />42 - 43 = Flea.<br />44 - 45 = Princess or Prince.<br />46 - 47 = President.<br />48 - 50 = You have done everything. Your lives have run out.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Graduation Party... Erh... Shindig? yeah.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 21:18:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, today, my mom planned a small party to celebrate <a href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/newanubian.gif?4" alt=":iconnewanubian:" title="newanubian"/></a> and my graduation. We had a really good time, despite getting my ass kicked at Bloody Roar 3 by a dumbass redneck. Oh it was brilliant. We played Uno until the meal was cooked. I won a few times, but I was still beat out by a dumbass redneck <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /> and he got held back a year... Bah. Anyway, we had steak, corn on the cob, Garlic Bread, salad, green beans, barbequed ribs, and rolls. For dessert, we had cake :3 After that, we played video games like straight up nerds! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /> Then we opened gifts. Let me tell you something kids, press toward graduation. You get A LOT of cash from family members. I have enough to get 3 games I've been wanting. The good thing is, my 360 was shipped on Friday, so I should probably have it back by tomorrow. The games I'll be getting are Saints Row 2, Assassin's Creed, and Star Wars The Force Unleashed. I may also get a Wii! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> I've been wanting one since I got DAH! Big Willy Unleashed. It'll be great to get one. I know I shouldn't spend all my money right away, but really, I have wanted this stuff for ages, and now I can finally get it. Plus, I'll still be getting money from other family members, so It's all good. Have a great life everybody. Good luck in life! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Aftermath, Graduation, and Lions. OH MAI</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 13:04:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I still feel awful about what happened between me and <a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif?8" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a> two days ago. Last night, my heart was pounding so hard, I could feel it in my head, and it gave me a headache. Not only that, I've ben having nightmares too. *<a class="u" href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/">Ginger2000</a> said her mother saw the message. I'm so ashamed, and so afraid. I'm naturally a good person, I don't know what came over me... It could have been graduation stress. I don't know, and it's too late anyway. *<a class="u" href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/">Ginger2000</a> seems to be acting strange. She insists that I don't work on Alienz. I fear it's because of what happened, though she states that she doesn't want me taking up two projects as I have reunite with my old friend ~<a class="u" href="http://jacqueline-elizabeth.deviantart.com/">Jacqueline-Elizabeth</a> and we were working on a project the last time we talked. It's frightening me. Otherwise, they're both talking to me again, but things have changed so much in the last few days, it feels as if I just met them... I'll never be able to get over what's happened. I'm still wracked with pain and heartache. I've been running out, keeping a straight face, even when deep down my emotions and feelings are swirling like a violent thunderstorm. I am happy that everything is good again, but my soul is destroyed...<br /><br />In lighter news, dispite Grad practice dragging on for hours, it went by pretty smoothly and we got to leave afterward. I had a nice talk with <a href="http://embryh.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/m/embryh.jpg?2" alt=":iconembryh:" title="embryh"/></a> while waiting on my dad, so it went well today. I just hope I can hold myself together tomorrow night.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Together again.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 10:19:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif?8" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a> Forgave me. I've never been so happy <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> And I managed to get something to eat. my stomach was actually growling, really loud ._.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Lee please stop ignoring me and just talk to me!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 18:20:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Please! I'm a nervous wreck! I've appologized and appologized! PLEASE LEE! I'm begging you! Please! Please god stop torturing me like this. TALK TO ME! PLEASE!!!! Please god just talk to me! I'M SORRY! PLEASE!!!!<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":cries:" title="Waaaah!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cries.gif" width=... ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm sorry, to all who I have hurt.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 13:49:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ To everyone, about my angry outburst yesterday. I've been spending the last few minutes reading all the hate and disgust messages. No words could possibly express the pain in my heart at the moment. I'm really ashamed of myself. School stress has fucked up my head, and turned me into and downright asshole. I've lost the only thing I've cared about, and it hurts... really bad. I've started panicing, and having heart palipitations. My hands are shaky, and my face is red and hot. I'm sorry Lee, Carla, and everyone else. I just proved myself the bastard that I really am. I'm sorry I hurt you. I'm considering suicide. Everyone I know hates me. No one even cheered for me when my named appeared on the Senior Slide Show at school. Nobody except a select few talks to me. I thought I was popular, but I can see I was wrong. I'm a bastard, and I never deserved the friends I had. I'm really sorry, I truely am. I know you've all blocked me, I know you hate me, I know I don't exist. So, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cry, let out all my pain, and go to sleep.<br /><br />Goodbye, forever.<br />~The bastard who ruins everyone's lives.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Let me make some things clear.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 21:03:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1. When I go to the grocery store, it should be noted that I live out in the country, and our shops and stores aren't a bike ride away. If I say I'm gone, don't expect me back in five minutes.<br /><br />2. This is the last week of graduation. Don't be surprised if I stay after school or some such and come online late. It happens, and it just so happens I still have projects to finish.<br /><br />3. If and when I go to college, don't expect me to be online a lot. Classes will be longer and harder.<br /><br />Sorry for the shortness, abrubtness, and blantness, but as you can tell I'm probably not in a very good mood. A friend on MSN pitched a fit because I was gone to the store for over an hour. You can imagine coming home to that wasn't very pleasing, and I was already tired and getting sick. This last week of school is gonna fucking kill me, I KNOW it. It's already getting bad, and I really don't need the extra stress. I'll probably stay offline until Saturday. I need the rest anyway. I've got 2 projects due tomorrow, and neither of them are even close to being finished. And now mom's bitching. It's all getting on my last nerve. And NOW she AND dad have both turned the TV up all the way. Here comes the headache.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Shitty week turns better for the worse</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 07:50:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, after this week of spontaneous self hurting stupidity, diarrhea, and worrying to hell over my missing girlfriend, the weekend has proved to be better... so far. <a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif?8" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a> is finally back! YAAAAAY! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/dance.gif" width="29" height="21" alt=":dance:" title="Dance!" /> Also, Saturday I got an unexpected... I mean REALLY unexpected visit from <a href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/newanubian.gif?4" alt=":iconnewanubian:" title="newanubian"/></a>, she and her family actually took me to the Balloon Festival in Menlo, Georgia. We got rained out AFTER we had fun! HA! Take THAT rain! <_<<br /><br />And yeah thats pretty much it. NOW TO HAVE SPAZMZ OVER GRADUATION. WEEEEEEEEEE *seizures*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 16:19:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, It's been 3 days now. I'm worried sick about <a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif?8" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a>. The stress isn't helping by adding on to finals and EOCT stress! Ugh! I KNOW I failed the Economics EOCT! I can't fucking take it anymore! I feel like I'm going to collapse from high blood pressure, not to mention I have a throbing headache.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>I Fucking Hate Mondays!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 14:27:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ To start off the day, I fell while getting off the bus. Nearly liked to snapped my foot of and I skinned my leg, but my pride was hurt more than my foot <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /><br /><br />Then through Web Design class I had diarrhea and had to go to the bathroom twice, leaving me little time to work on a massive project due in 6 days. Also, due to <a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif?8" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a>'s worrying absense, I sent the direct link to the pictures I needed to a site where I could download them at school. They were all character sheets, and about 12 were blocked for "sexually explicit" content... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blankstare.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":|" title=":| (Blank Stare)" /> That's fucking retarded! UGGGHHH! So now I have to copy those to a CD and bring them tomorrow.<br /><br />In economics class I FINALLY got done with the 140 terms for a test grade, but I was surprised by our EOCT tests, which count as 15% of the final grade, so I was completely unprepared.<br /><br />In English IV, I'm working with a friend on a Machbeth project. We're making a video. I found out that I HATE Macs. Mrs. Tollett's MacBook doesn't have Windows Movie Maker on it, only iMovie. The fucker was useless and wouldn't accept the file, so I downloaded it onto my MP3 player to use on her windows PC, but THEN WMM decided it didn't like the RealPlayer format that the file was saved as, so we got NOWHERE on a project due TOMORROW.<br /><br />Then lastly, Supervised Agricultural Experience, or SAE projects are due tomorrow in Floriculture, and I haven't even fucking started it yet.<br /><br />So yeah, I had "the best fucking day ever!" How could it get worse? It can't. THANK GOD.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Um... Little help anyone?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 17:03:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Has anyone seen <a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif?8" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a>? She's not on MSN, dA youtube, ANYWHERE. In her recent journal she mentioned being taken for granted. I recently asked her to help me with a website I'm making for a final Grade in Web Design class. I think she's taking it the wrong way, and If she's doing what I think she's doing, she's going to end up hurting both of us and causing me to fail web design. If ANYONE knows where she is, PLEASE tell me. I'm worried, and I need her help. Thanks.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>I'm ...% Shy</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 16:00:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HOW SHY ARE YOU?<br /><br />[x] You don't like public speaking.<br />[x] You find it hard to talk to strangers.<br />[x] You don't like to look people in the eye.<br />[x] You hate to go shopping alone.<br />TOTAL: 4<br /><br />[x] Being introduced to new people makes you nervous.<br />[x] When you're in a group of people, it's difficult to think of what to say<br />[/] You have a lot of trouble talking to the opposite sex<br />[x] You hate to be teased<br />[ ] You hate answering the door.<br />TOTAL: 3 1/2<br /><br />[x] You can't stand people watching you.<br />[ ] One on one conversations make you nervous.<br />[x] You don't like to ask people for help.<br />[x] You hate to read out loud.<br />[ ] You don't like answering questions.<br />TOTAL: 3<br /><br />[ ] You dread ordering food at restaurants.<br />[x] You are uncomfortable at parties, unless you know everyone well<br />[ ] You don't like to talk, because you're afraid of being embarrassed by what you say.<br />[x] You wish you were more outgoing.<br />[x] You hate being in the center of any room.<br />TOTAL: 3<br /><br />[ ] You don't know how to react to compliments.<br />[x] You prefer reading, writing, or listening to music than being around too many people.<br />[ ] You blush easily.<br />[x] you don't like singing in front of a lot of people.<br />TOTAL: 2<br /><br />Total of all :<br /><br />Add all the x's and multiply by 4<br />and post this as IÂm ... % shy<br /><br />I'm 62% Shy.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Good News, finally.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 23:45:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I passed my online classes, finally. Hated the bastars <_<<br /><br />I'm getting my 360 fixed.<br /><br />I'm most likely going to graduate.<br /><br />I'm getting money for graduation.<br /><br />I got mom a balloon, card, and rose for mothers day.<br /><br />Over all, I feel a little better now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Grad Schedule</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:44:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's gonna be hell <_<<br /><br />"-April 24th Senior Government day<br />-Have pic in by April 24th for senior slide show<br />-April 25th Junior and Senior Prom 7:00pm-11:00pm<br />-May 3rd Baccalaureate Service<br />-May 14th Academic Program 7:00pm (invintation only)<br />-May 15th Honors Day 8:30am in gym (I get my honor graduate ropes)<br />-May 18th 1st block senior slide show<br />2nd block powderpuff game<br />3rd Senior picnic<br />4th leave early<br />-May 20th I do not have to go to school because I can exempt my exams<br />-May 21st I do not go to school for 1st and 2nd block because I can exempt my exams.<br />I have to be there at 3rd and 4th block for graduation practice.<br />-May 22nd Senior breakfast at 8:15am followed by graduation pracice at 8:45am.<br />Graduation day. Be in the auditorium by 7:15pm.<br />Graduation starts at 8:00pm"<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Fake Friends</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:36:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ As quoted from <a href="http://ray-wrath.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/a/ray-wrath.jpg" alt=":iconray-wrath:" title="ray-wrath"/></a><br /><br />&#039<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" />eople are getting too fake on me . They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends'<br /><br />True friends will read and repost this. Fake friends will just ignore it'<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Supid Fucking 360</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 23:15:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, so I turn on my 360 about to play DAH!3, and one of the lights flashes red and the screen says "System Error. Contact Xbox Customer Service." ...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shithitsthefan.gif" width="40" height="20" alt=":shithitsthefan:" title="Shit is hitting the fan!" /> Okay, so I look it up online. Hardware Failure, not ring of death. This = good? No. I still have to send the bastard in for repair. Well guess what. YOU GOTSA HAVE CREDIT CARD. Why the bloody hell does everything require one of those damn things?! Next thing you know we'll be wiping our asses with circuit boards. Well, the only thing left to do that I'm stuck with is email the bastards. Guess what. I'm gonna have to wait two business days, just so I can read something like "This is an automated message. Please send us your 360 even though you just told us you have no credit card and have no way to, because Bill Gates is a rich Prick and doesn't give a shit about your peniless opinion." No PotF, no GTA IV, No Crackdown, no demos, no nothing. I guess I'll try beating DAH!2 again, but I'm so used to DAH!3's controls, it's hard to play now. And now I have 3 useless 360 games, one of which I WAITED TWO YEARS FOR. Oi! How the hell can a gamer get a break 'round here?! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><br /><br />To make it worse I had heart palipitations this evening afterward and looked it up online only to find and article about death and come to the abrupt realization I'm going to die one day no matter what the hell I do. Good news is, I've read some articles written by people who have died and come back, so it doesn't seem as bad. Still a scary thought thought. And my palipitations are related to stress and high blood pressure, so I'm most likely NOT going to die anytime soon. I just gotta lay off caffine and salt. Yippie! *sigh* Life's a bitch.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>RP Quiz</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:32:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ~THE RP QUIZ~<br /><br />1. Okay first question! How many rps have you ever had?<br /><br />Too many to ever count. WAY TO MANY.<br /><br />2. How many are you still doing?<br /><br />A lot<br /><br />3. Is it/Are they original?<br /><br />They are now, but they used to be fandom.<br /><br />4. How long has it/have they been going?<br /><br />Over 3 years non-stop<br /><br />5. What genre is it/are they (if rps have genres)?<br /><br />Mostly Sci-fi, some romance, some epic star wars style battle, etc.<br /><br />6. How about some personal questions. What's your rp style like?<br /><br />Script-ish<br /><br />7. Do you get along with different styles then yours?<br /><br />Yeah<br /><br />8. If you rp romances, how many do you like to have?<br /><br />Depends on what you mean by romance <_< We have lovey-dovey ones all the time.<br /><br />9. If you rp sci-fi how many do you like to have?<br /><br />All my RPs are sci-fi.<br /><br />10. Is your rp(s) really violent?<br /><br />Almost all the time. You can blame <a href="http://leewin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/e/leewin.gif?1" alt=":iconleewin:" title="leewin"/></a> for that <_<<br /><br />11. Pick a favorite?<br /><br />Alienz<br /><br />12. Do you do group rps?<br /><br />Tried. It sucked ass. So no.<br /><br />13. Where do you rp?<br /><br />IMs only now. Used to be chatrooms and forums. But those days died with Pandemic. God I miss those times <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br />14. And finally! Do your rps have plot lines and stories?<br /><br />Most of the time. But random funny ones pop up every now and again.<br /><br />15. I lied! Now tag some people!<br /><br />FACK YEW <_<<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>What the hell is wrong with parents today?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:49:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I came in today and told my parents that I needed a simple costume for a school project which is worth a test grade. They immediately began screaming and bitching at me asking why and all sorts of bullshit. I isolated myself as my dad went to get some cloth, then he came back screaming at me to "get off [my] sorry ass", causing me to cry out of frustration. Then dad ran out of the house as I was crying, and mom screamed until she couldn't breathe, causing me to cry more out of shame and worry until I made myself sick and went to puking. Dad came back in and half-assed a costume made from a sheet, then started calling me a baby because I cried and "pitched a shitty fit." If it wasn't for his goddamn bullshit I wouldn't have begun to cry. If they want me to pass my classes so badly, why do they start bitching everytime I need something?<br /><br />It seems this ignorance disease is spreading. My best friend <a href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/newanubian.gif?4" alt=":iconnewanubian:" title="newanubian"/></a>'s mom did a similar thing when she brought up something about German Food Day last semester.<br /><br />Also, just recently, she got a date for the senior prom, and her mom decided that since ishe was dating another guy, it was bad for us to be friends and stopped her from being able to come and visit.<br /><br />Her date's parents started making him carry a fucking condom with him too. WTF?! ._.<br /><br /><a href="http://objection1plz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/b/objection1plz.gif" alt=":iconobjection1plz:" title="objection1plz"/></a><a href="http://objection2plz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/b/objection2plz.gif" alt=":iconobjection2plz:" title="objection2plz"/></a><a href="http://objection3plz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/b/objection3plz.gif" alt=":iconobjection3plz:" title="objection3plz"/></a><br /><a href="http://objection4plz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/b/objection4plz.gif" alt=":iconobjection4plz:" title="objection4plz"/></a><a href="http://objection5plz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/b/objection5plz.gif" alt=":iconobjection5plz:" title="objection5plz"/></a><a href="http://objection6plz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/o/b/objection6plz.gif" alt=":iconobjection6plz:" title="objection6plz"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>I do stupid things 39% of the time.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:51:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Directions:<br />Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag 10 of your friends , and re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."<br /><br />1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out<br />2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails<br />3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it<br />4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking<br />5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking<br />6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head<br />7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush<br />8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand<br />9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull<br />10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push<br /><br />Running total: 5<br /><br />11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion<br />12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (hammer - nail = smashed thumb)<br />13. [ ] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs<br />14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave<br />15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair<br />16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble<br />17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it<br />18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard<br />19. [ ] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name<br />20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot<br /><br />Running total: 8<br /><br />21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on<br />22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle<br />23. [x] Have run into a closed door<br />25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it<br />26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke<br />27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer<br />28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan<br />29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk<br />30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock<br /><br />Running total: 12<br /><br />31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it<br />32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside<br />33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else<br />34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property<br />35. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot<br />36. [ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.<br />37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in<br />38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard<br />39. [ ] Walked into a pole<br />40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident<br /><br />Running total: 14<br /><br />41. [ ] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on<br />43. [ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small<br />44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it<br />45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do<br />46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it<br />47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up<br />48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye<br />49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on<br />50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair<br /><br />Running total: 18<br /><br />51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test<br />52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil<br />53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it<br />54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was<br />55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were<br />56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on<br />57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day<br />58. [ ] Forgot your own phone number<br />59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it<br />60. [x] Have ever... ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Countries</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 12:14:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ âº North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)<br /><br />[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood.<br />[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.<br />[ ] You're very happy-go-lucky.<br />[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.<br />[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.<br />[ ] You're a good artist.<br />[x] You can be clumsy at times.<br />[ ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.<br />[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!".<br />[x] You would surrender in a war situation. (I'm not getting shot just to make everyone happy ._.)<br />(4/10)<br /><br />âº Germany (Ludwig)<br /><br />[x] You're very stoic and serious.<br />[x] Sausages are (one of) your favorite foods.<br />[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog.<br />[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.<br />[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.<br />[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.<br />[ ] You work very hard.<br />[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'.<br />[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.<br />[x] You've had issues with money once or twice.<br />(5/10)<br /><br />âº Japan (Kiku Honda)<br /><br />[x] You're very mature.<br />[ ] You think everything over before saying it.<br />[x] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.<br />[x] You isolated yourself during childhood.<br />[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time.<br />[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world<br />[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people.<br />[ ] You're good at practical tasks.<br />[x] You need time to adjust to new people.<br />(6/9)<br /><br />âº United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)<br /><br />[x] You love hamburgers.<br />[x] You think you're awesome.<br />[x] You love to invent things.<br />[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films..<br />[x] You can seem to be very brash to other people<br />[x] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.<br />[ ] You're terrified of ghosts.<br />[x] You know aliens exist.<br />[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.<br />[ ] You wear glasses.<br />(7/10) (I'm not even fitted for my own country <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" />)<br /><br />âº United Kingdom (Arthur Kirkland)<br /><br />[x] You like tea.<br />[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid.<br />[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical.<br />[x] Your cooking is awful. (can't cook at all <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" />)<br />[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...<br />[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.<br />[ ] You have tried doing black magic before.<br />[ ] You get drunk quite easily.<br />[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.<br />[ ] You're good at embroidery.<br />(4/10)<br /><br />âº France (Francis Bonnefoy)<br /><br />[ ] You're very affectionate.<br />[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense.<br />[ ] You like wine.<br />[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.<br />[x] You love red roses.<br />[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.<br />[ ] You're very proud of yourself.<br />[ ] You love culture and the arts.<br />[ ] You're very flamboyant.<br />[ ] You say you're a gourmet.<br />(1/10)<br /><br />âº Russia (Ivan Braginski)<br /><br />[x] You had a very sad childhood.<br />[x] You're very tall.<br />[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities.<br />[ ] You wear a scarf all the time.<br />[ ] You love sunflowers.<br />[ ] You love vodka.<br />[x] You can seem intimidating to other people.<br />[ ] You're very strong.<br />[ ] You have a big nose.<br />[ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people.<br />(4/10)<br /><br />âº China (Wong Yao)<br /><br />[x] You're very mature<br />[x] You're very superstitious<br />[ ] You're very religious<br />[ ] You love pandas<br />[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes<br />[ ] You love Hello Kitty<br />[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.<br />[ ] You work hard<br />[ ] You're good at drawing<br />[x] You like sweets<br />(3/10)<br /><br />âº Austria (Roderich Edelstein)<br /><br />[x] You are very well-raised.<br />[x] You're polite.<br />[x] You love classical music.<br />[x] You like cake.<br />[ ] You have a mole on your face.<br />[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.<br />[ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at... ]]></description>
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                <title>1990</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 11:53:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You remember watching<br />[ ]-Kenan and Kel<br />[x]-Doug<br />[x]-Ren & Stimpy<br />[x]-Pinky and the Brain<br />[x]-Rockos modern Life<br />[x]-Animaniacs<br />[x]-Gargoyles<br />[x]-Hey Arnold<br />[x]-Out of the Box<br />[x]-Bear in the Big Blue House<br /><br />[x]-YouÂve never ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"<br />[ ]-You just cant resist finishing this . . ."In west Philadelphia born and raised..."<br /><br />You remember:<br />[ ]-Step by Step<br />[x]-Family Matters<br />[x]-Boy Meets World<br />[x]-Full House<br />[x]-You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.<br />[x]-You remember reading Goosebumps<br /><br />When everything was settled by:<br />[x]-rock paper scissors<br />[ ]-miss mary mack<br />[ ]-When kick ball was something you did everyday<br />[ ]-You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.<br /><br />[x]-You remember Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis <br />[x]-You remember The Original Game Boy<br />[x]-You always wanted to send in a tape to AmericaÂs Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.<br /><br />You remember watching:<br />[x] -The Magic School Bus<br />[x]-Wishbone<br />[x]-Reading Rainbow<br />[ ]Ghostwriter<br /><br />[x]-You remember when Yo-Yos were cool<br />[ ]-You remember those WhereÂs Waldo books.<br />[x]-You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers <br /><br />You remember watching:<br />[x]-Batman the Animated Series ('Cause Harley rocked)<br />[x]-Aladdin<br />[x]-Ninja Turtles<br />[x]-Ghost Busters<br /><br />[x]-You remember Ring Pops<br />[ ]-If you remember when everything was "da BOMB!"<br /><br />[x]-You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.<br />[x]-Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them<br /><br />[ ]-You played and/or collected Pogs<br />[ ]-You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere u went <br /><br />You watched the original cartoons of<br />[x]-Rugrats<br />[x]-Wild Thornberrys<br />[x]-power Rangers<br /><br />[ ]-All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand <br /><br />You collected<br />[ ]-Beanie Babies<br />[x]-Pokemon cards <br />[ ]-Carebears<br />[ ]-Silver dollars, which were cool to have<br /><br />[x]-Everyone watched the WB<br />[x]-When everybody knew all the pokemon by heart.<br />[x]-When digimon was still on.<br /><br />[x]-If you even know what an original walkman is...<br />[ ]-you know the Macarena by heart (lol, i know the song, just not by heart.)<br /><br />[x]-"Talk to the hand" <br />[x]-You went to McDonaldÂs to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary<br /><br />[x]-Before the MySpace frenzy (DIE STUPID SITE)<br />[x]-Before the Internet & text messaging. <br />[x]-Before Sidekicks & iPods<br />[x]-Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360<br /><br />[x]-Back before X box period<br /><br />[x]-Before Spongebob <br /><br />[x]-When light up sneakers were cool.<br />[x]-When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs<br />[x]-When gas was $0.95 a gallon.<br />[x]-When we recorded stuff on VCR (Or even on Beta!)<br />[x]-You had slap bracelets!<br />[xxxxxx]-You Actually played outside until it was dark! <br />[x]-Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear...<br />[x]-Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times. .<br />[x]-And if you remember at least half the stuff on here....<br /><br />Re-post with the year you were born<br />1990<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Ima Mish Mish of Personalities! D:</title>
                <link>http://SWJS.deviantart.com/journal/23850917/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:58:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ stole from <a href="http://chibixzaide.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/h/chibixzaide.gif?4" alt=":iconchibixzaide:" title="chibixzaide"/></a><br /><br />Prep<br /><br />[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale. (Snobby bastards)<br />[ ] I am/was a cheerleader.<br />[ ] I'm pretty ditzy.<br />[ ] I wear pink 24/7.<br />[ ] My looks are very important to me.<br />[ ] I canÂt live without my cell phone.<br />[ ] My hair is always straight.<br />[ ] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot<br />[ ] I laugh 24/7.<br />[ ] I have a million friends.<br />[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies.<br />[ ] I'll only date popular guys.<br />[/] I listen to rap & pop music. (pop)<br />[ ] I have at least one designer bag.<br />[ ] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics<br />[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.<br />[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love<br />[x] I don't have a job<br />[ ] I wear lots of makeup.<br />[ ] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.<br />[ ] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.<br />Total = 1 1/2<br /><br /><br />Emo<br /><br />[ ] I cry a lot.<br />[ ] I go to local shows.<br />[ ] I wear black everyday<br />[/] I write sad poetry.<br />[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.<br />[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.<br />[ ] I self mutilate myself.<br />[ ] I think about suicide or death often.<br />[x] People have told me to cheer up.<br />[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.<br />[ ] My myspace pics are black or white or angled.<br />[ ] I wear many band shirts.<br />[x] No one understands me.<br />[x] I don't talk too often.<br />[ ] I look down when I walk<br />[ ] I wear black eyeliner.<br />[ ] My fingernails are black.<br />[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.<br />[ ] My hair is black. (NATURALLY)<br />[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.<br />[ ] I love Hot Topic.<br />[ ] I always say 'life sucks'.<br />Total = 3 1/2<br /><br /><br />Nerd<br /><br />[ ] I have straight A's.<br />[ ] I wear glasses. <br />[ ] I always do my homework and study.<br />[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.<br />[x] Video games = Love.<br />[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.<br />[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.<br />[x] I have a bedtime.<br />[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.<br />[ ] I carry a calculator with me.<br />[ ] I bring my lunch to school.<br />[x] I always follow the rules.<br />[/] I'm shy around the opposite sex.<br />[x] I'm always on the computer.<br />[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes. <br />[x] I always answer every question in class right. (most of the time)<br />[x] I correct people's grammar.<br />[ ] I read a lot.<br />[ ] School is very important to me.<br />[x] I always stump people.<br />Total = 8/12<br /><br /><br />Rebel<br /><br />[x] I always speak my mind.<br />[x] I have 0% of school spirit.<br />[x] Forget you I won't do what you tell me!<br />[x] I stand up for what I think is right.<br />[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors. <br />[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite<br />[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.<br />[ ] I always break the rules. <br />[/] I refuse to compromise. (depends on WHAT and for who)<br />[x] I'm always arguing with people.<br />[ ] I love debate.<br />[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.<br />[/] I don't give a crap what people think of me.<br />[x] If I watch a crappy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.<br />[x] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.<br />[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.<br />[/] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what. (Again, depends on what and for who)<br />[ ] I laugh at compromising people.<br />[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.<br />[ ] Rules were meant to be broken.<br />Total = 8 1/2<br /><br /><br />Jock<br /><br />[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.<br />[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.<br />[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.<br />[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.<br />[ ] School Spirit 100%.<br />[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.<br />[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time.<br />[ ] I'm muscular.<br />[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.<br />[ ] Go Team!<br />[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.<br />[x] I eat a lot.<br />[ ] I'm egotistical.<br />[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.<br />[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.<br />[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.<br />[ ] I go to lots of sports games.<br />[ ] I'm very athletic<br />[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.<br />[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.<br />Total = 1<br /><br /><br />Comedian<br /><br />[ ] I'm very funny. (I dunno, you tell me)<br />[x] I'm always making jokes.<br />[/] I interrupt class by making people laugh.<br />[x] I always entertain people by being funny.<b... ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Question Meme</title>
                <link>http://SWJS.deviantart.com/journal/23788223/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:09:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Generated by <a href="http://mct421.deviantart.com/art/Question-Meme-Generator-69266481">[link]</a><br /><br />1. What would you do if Ginger2000 confessed love to you?<br />She already has <3<<br /><br />2. Have you dreamt of Sarko before?<br />All the time :/<br /><br />3. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Leewin and Tex, and why?<br />Tex is more of a follower.<br /><br />4. Would you marry Toxo?<br />No ._.<br /><br />5. What is Xaphir's favorite TV show or movie?<br />Wheel of Torture <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" /><br /><br />6. Do you think Soul of Angst is a virgin?<br />I know so.<br /><br />7. How would Celia insult Toxo?<br />Point out how unfashionable she is <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br />8. What would you do if Page confessed love to you?<br />Tell Leewin and Hide ._.<br /><br />9. If Tex and Toxo teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish? Anything <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" /><br /><br />10. What would you do if Chlora confessed love to you?<br />I'd see if she's been sniffing her own "potions" <_<<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>I steelz journal survey, lulz</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:04:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ stole from *<a class="u" href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/">Ginger2000</a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br />/= Meh, Maybe, Depends, or 1/2<br /><br />Outcast<br />[ ] You don't have very many friends. (1 best friend, like 6 other "meh" friends) <i>This DOES NOT INCLUDE ONLINE FRIENDS. ALL MY ONLINE FRIENDS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS, AND I'M GLAD TO HAVE MET THEM ALL. PERIOD.</i><br />[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.<br />[x] You were always picked last for kickball.<br />[ ] You don't like to talk a lot. (If I get to know someone I can be talkative)<br />[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities.<br />[x] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.<br />[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.<br />[x] Your friends have blown you off before.<br />[x] You sit alone in most of your classes.<br />[x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.<br />[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.<br />[ ] People don't find you friendly.<br />[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.<br />[ ] You eat alone at lunch.<br />Total = 8<br /><br />Party Girl/Boy<br />[ ] Lets face it: you like to party.<br />[ ] You party every other weekend.<br />[ ] ...Or every weekend?<br />[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.<br />[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.<br />[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state... world.<br />[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.<br />[ ] You've hooked up at parties.<br />[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.<br />[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.<br />[ ] You've partied all night.<br />[ ] You've snuck out of the house to party.<br />[ ] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.<br />[ ] You're pretty much nocturnal.<br />[ ] You like to go clubbing.<br />[ ] You and your friends always party hop.<br />[ ] You've crashed a party before.<br />[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party.<br />[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.<br />[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.<br />[x] You can dance. (Eh, just casual freestyle "WTF are u doin?!" stuff <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" />)<br />[ ] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.<br />Total = 1<br /><br />Scene Kid<br />[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.<br />[ ] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon.<br />[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr<br />[ ] People have called you scene before.<br />[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.<br />[ ] You have a mirror pic.<br />[ ] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.<br />[ ] You enjoy going to shows.<br />[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.<br />[ ] Your hair is multicolored.<br />[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.<br />[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.<br />[ ] You mosh.<br />[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.<br />[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.<br />[ ] All of your friends are scene.<br />[x] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.<br />[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.<br />[ ] You enjoy photography.<br />Total = 1<br /><br />Prep<br />[ ] You pop the collar. (huh?)<br />[x] You won't go near the "goths". (I'm anti-social)<br />[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.<br />[ ] You are very clean cut.<br />[x] You are squeamish. <br />[ ] People have called you preppy before.<br />[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume.<br />[ ] You have a lot of money. (I FREAKIN WISH )<br />[ ] You know who LC is.<br />[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.<br />[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.<br />[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.<br />[ ] (Girls) You carry a purse wherever you go. (Depends on the purse)<br />[ ] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready.<br />[ ] (Girls) You do not leave the house without make up.<br />[/] You are content overall with how your life is going. (meh )<br />Total = 2 1/2<br /><br />Band Geek<br />[ ] You have played an instrument before. (Tried to.)<br />[ ] You still play an instrument.<br />[ ] You are/were in regular Band.<br />[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.<br />[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.<br />[ ] You've never dated anybody outside of Band.<br />[ ] Most of your friends are in band.<br />[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.<br />[x] You enjoy listening to Classical mus... ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Journal Survey Thingamabob 2</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:37:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [x] You watch(ed) anime.<br />[ ] You read manga.<br />[ ] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes<br />[ ] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.<br />[x] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.<br />[ ] You have cosplayed.<br />[ ] You have done so in public.<br />[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention.<br />[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.<br />[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.<br />[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.<br />[ ] You enjoy(ed) drawing anime.<br />[ ] People you know you as the 'anime' person.<br />[ ] You know that it is pronounced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.<br /><br />Anime/manga nerd = 2/14<br /><br />ART NERD<br /><br />[x] You like art.<br />[ ] You actually consider yourself an artist.<br />[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.<br />[ ] You have a favorite brand.<br />[ ] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.<br />[ ] You give people your drawings as gifts.<br />[ ] People actually ask for your drawings.<br />[ ] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school. ((Well technically I didn't go to school, but...))<br />[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or ' pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.<br />[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.<br />[ ] You have considered a career as an artist.<br />[ ] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.<br />[x] You have a favorite artist. (*<a class="u" href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/">Ginger2000</a>) <br />[ ] Your drawings have been framed.<br />[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.<br /><br />Art nerd = 2/15<br /><br />MUSICAL NERD<br /><br />[ ] You play(ed) a musical instrument.<br />[ ] You play(ed) more than one instrument.<br />[ ] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.<br />[ ] You've given your instrument a name.<br />[ ] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.<br />[ ] You are known by what you play.<br />[x] You listen to classical music.<br />[ ] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.<br />[x] You have a favorite composer. (Garry Schyman)<br />[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.<br />[ ] You write music.<br />[ ] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...<br />[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.<br />[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.<br /><br />Musical nerd = 2/15<br /><br />VIDEO GAME NERD<br /><br />[x] You play video games.<br />[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems.<br />[ ] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.<br />[x] You play video games every day.<br />[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.<br />[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3/Ipod.<br />[x] You love to talk about video games.<br />[x] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.<br />[x] People know you as the 'gamer' person.<br />[x] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.<br />[x] Your gaming system is in your room.<br />[ ] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.<br />[ ] You've had debates over which company is the best.<br />[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it. (Most of the time, unless I hate the game or suck at it)<br />[ ] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.<br /><br />VIDEO GAME NERD POINTS: 11/15<br /><br />Grand Total! 17/59 fft<br /><br /><br />----<br /><br />1. what is your character's name?<br />Sarko<br /><br />2. what is your character's name in another language?<br />Sarko <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br />3. how old is he/she?<br />782<br /><br />4. what is your character's race/species?<br />Anubian<br /><br />5. do they have a crush?<br />Celia :3<br /><br />6. do they have many friends?<br />Hellz yeah! Tex, Toxo, Leewin, Page, Celia, Jolans, etc.<br /><br />7. what planet is your character from?<br />Anubia<br /><br />8. does your character like to eat?<br />He's recently taken a liking to cheeseburgers.<br /><br />9. what's his/her favorite food?<br />Cheeseburger.<br /><br />10. what's his/her favorite drink?<br />Chidori Sugar Water<br /><br />11. is your character annoying?<br />Far From it<br /><br />13. is your character loved?<br />Yesh :3<br /><br />14. is your character hated?<br />By his enemies, and sister <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br /><br /><br />15. is she/he... ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Merry Christmas!</title>
                <link>http://SWJS.deviantart.com/journal/22201841/</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 23:39:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I had a pretty good Christmas. Family came over, we played DAH!3, ate, opened presents, and played DAH!3 and GTA IV.<br /><br />For Christmas, I got:<br />GTA IV<br /><br />FEAR: Files<br /><br />A new Craig 2GB MP3/Personal video player with 1.5 inch color display<br /><br />A bag of candy, cookies and fudge, and a carton of grape soda<br /><br />A large bottle of Welches Sparkling<br /><br />and a T-shirt<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Stolen journal thingeh</title>
                <link>http://SWJS.deviantart.com/journal/22125184/</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:24:45 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I stole it from <a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif?3" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a><br /><br />1. What does your deviantart name mean and why did you join this site?<br />My deviant name is an acronym that stands for starwarsjoshsmith, the single username that I use almost everywhere. The acronym nickname was given to me by friends on the Pandemic Forums long ago. I joined because <a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif?3" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a> got me interested.<br /><br />2. What fandom where you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?<br />Destroy All Humans!/Star Wars, and now... Destroy All Humans! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br /><br />3. How many watchers do you have now?<br />*looks out window* Is that including the creepy bums?<br /><br />4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.<br /><a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif?3" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a> BEST ALIEN ART EVAR!!!!<br /><a href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/e/newanubian.gif?3" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnewanubian:" title="newanubian"/></a> Best anime stories on dA.<br /><a href="http://embryh.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/m/embryh.jpg?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconembryh:" title="embryh"/></a> She is a good artist, writer, and friend. <br /><br />5. Do you comment, fav, or both?<br />Mostly fave but I do both about 95% of the time. Most of the time I just collect dA stamps XD<br /><br />6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on DA?<br />Co-Admin of <a href="http://dah-fanclub.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/a/dah-fanclub.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":icondah-fanclub:" title="dah-fanclub"/></a><br />Member of <a href="http://leewin.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/l/e/leewin.gif?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconleewin:" title="leewin"/></a><br /><br />7. What is your most popular deviation?<br />Shodow of Nihilus or Puma in the Doctor's Cobbletree<br /><br />8. What are you favorite non-anime TV shows?<br />Star Wars Clone Wars<br /><br />9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?<br />Everything! I couldn't draw my way out of a paper bag.<br /><br />10. Summer or winter?<br />Neither. Extreme temperatures suck.<br /><br />11. Rain or Sun?<br />Rain. It helps me sleep :3<br /><br />12. What's your favorite type of music?<br />Thanks to DAH!3, I'm really into Disco/70s and 80s music. But I like all types of music, except rap and heavy metal.<br /><br />13. PC or Mac?<br />PC. Macs are shit.<br /><br />14. Anime or Manga?<br />Anime<br /><br />15. Coke or Pepsi?<br />Either.<br /><br />17. How many hours a day do you spend on DA?<br />I usually keep a dA tab open, so prettymuch all day.<br /><br />18. Name a hidden talent.<br />Writing.<br /><br />19. Flash or traditional cartoons?<br />traditional?<br /><br />20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?<br />Sonic. Their fries pwn.<br /><br />21. What are your top 3 favorite books?<br />Holes, The Giver, and The Outsiders<br /><br />22. Wii or Playstation?<br />Playstation<br /><br />23. Name 3 of your favorite bands.<br />The Trammps, The Village People, Pink Floyd, The Bee Gees<br /><br />24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?<br />medium typer.<br /><br />25. Do you like Denny's?<br />Never tried their food.<br /><br />26. What is your favorite emoticon?<br />Jesus, you expect me to choose ONE emoticon??? Fuck that! There's too many!<br /><br />27. What did you want to be as a kid?<br />Teacher<br /><br />27. What do you want to be now?<br />Video Game Developer<br /><br />28. If you could eat one person, who would it be?<br />Umm...Chris Edwards? That fat fucker always stole my lunch, and my game, and my MP3 player >8U<br /><br />29. What character would you hate to be stuck in a room with?<br />Natalya.<br /><br />30. When is your birthday?<br />September 27th<br /><br />31. Favorite type of ice cream?<br />Cookie Dough pwns!<br /><br />32. Last book you read?<br />DAH!3's instruction manual XD<br /><br />33. Which store would you max out a credit card at?<br />Walmart <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br />34. Do you buy / sell / both on ebay?<br />I don't use ebay.<br /><br />35. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?<br />Are you gay? Are you going out with so-so? Do you have a meth l... ]]></description>
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                <title>Time once again for my annual journal update</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 09:21:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's almost the end of my first semester of school. Finals are a bastard, and I'm on a thin line between graduation and utter failure. Ima kill the bastard who invented tests <_<<br /><br />In better news. I've some some inspiration for some stories, so I should have some up in the next few weeks :3 One funny story, One kind of heroic story involving horses, and one involving Me and Potf and School.<br /><br />I got DAH!3 Path of the Furon on Dec. 3rd. My opinion? ITS FRIKKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Except for some REALLY annoying bugs and the removal of ragdoll and being able to pick up dead bodies. Otherwise, I give it best in series. It's fun as hell, funny, and teh storeh is teh epic. I'm trying to get 100%, but the invasion sites are massive and the collectables are tiny hidden bastards >_<!<br /><br />In news about Alienz... Well, <a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif?2" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a> pretty much covered that side of the street. But I SWEAR BY MY ABILITY TO WRITE THAT THE STORY WILL BE EPIC WIN. If not I dai by Leewin D:<br /><br />As for my personal life? All you need to know is it's all gone to shit.<br /><br />Well, thats it. Ima do my work and listen to music nao.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Happy Birthday Mom!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:15:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yep, Today is my mom's birthday! She's 59 years old. She was born on November 29, 1949.<br /><br />For her birthday, I fixed her a slice of Chocolate cake with a candle in it, and then I gave her $20.<br /><br />I hope she has a good b-day :3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>PS3 Tragedy...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:16:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm sorry to report this, but People who own a PS3 have all experienced a hellish tragedy. DAH!3 Path of the Furon, has been canceled for the PS3. PS3 users, my hate goes off for you... if I wore a hat.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>100 Truths</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:55:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 100 TRUTHS:<br />001. Name - Josh<br />002. Nickname - Tater<br />003. Status - In School :B<br />004. Zodiac sign - Libra<br />005. Male or female - Male<br />006. Elementary - done with it<br />007. High School - In My Senior Year!<br />008. College - Thinking about it<br />009. Smart - Smart in one subject, complete dumbass in another<br />010. Hair color - Black/Brown<br />011. Long or short - Short :/<br />012. Loud or Quiet - Inbetween<br />013. Sweats or Jeans - Sweats<br />014. Phone or Camera - Neither :/<br />015. Health freak - meh<br />016. Drink or Smoke? - You Dai Nao <_<<br />017. Do you have a crush on someone? - MINE! >8U<br />018. Eating or Drinking - Nop<br />019. Piercings - Fuck no<br />020. Tattoos - NEVA<br /><br />FIRSTS:<br />023. First piercing - none<br />024. First best friend - Alex. Met in Kindergarten xD<br />025. First award - Grade School Cert.<br />026. First crush - Mah Bibi<br />027. First pet - a dog, Dun't remember much<br />028. First big vacation - none<br />030. First big birthday - My 16th <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br />CURRENTLY:<br />049. Eating - nothing<br />050. Drinking - nothing<br />052. I'm about to - Go to lunch, 4th Period, then go home and maek DAH! vids<br />053. Listening to - Celebrate Good Times<br />054. Plans for today - Get outa school and make DAH! vids<br /><br />YOUR FUTURE:<br />058. Want kids? - I hate kids.<br />059. Want to get married? - yes! To mah bibi 83<br />060. Careers - GAME DEVELOPEMENT and WRITING<br /><br />WHICH IS BETTER WITH OPPOSITE SEX?<br />068. Lips or eyes - both<br />070. Shorter or taller? - in between xD<br />072. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic<br />073. Nice stomach or nice arms: Both dammit<br />074. Sensitive or loud - Calm yet impulsive<br />075. Hook-up or relationship - Relationship<br />077. Troublemaker or hesitant - In between<br /><br />HAVE YOU EVER:<br />080. Lost glasses/contacts - Nope<br />081. Ran away from home - Nope<br />084. Broken someone's heart - Yea ;_;<br />085. Been arrested - <br />087. Cried when someone died - No not really. Nobody died, yet.<br /><br />DO YOU BELIEVE IN:<br />089. Yourself - meh<br />090. Miracles - sometimes<br />091. Love at first sight: Yes<br />092. Heaven - alittle<br />093. Santa Claus - used too when i was 4<br />094. Sex on the first date - oh don't make me laugh xD<br />095. Kiss on the first date - maybe<br /><br />ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:<br />097. Is there one person you want to be with right now - Fuck yes! MAH BIBI!<br />098. Are you really happy with where you are in life? - Meh, it's not perfect, but I'm content.<br />099. Do you believe in God - kinda<br />100. Post as 100 truths and tag: LEEWIN! >83<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Journal Thingy</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 09:41:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Total: 100%<br />[ ] Smoked<br />[ ] Drank alcohol<br />[ ] Cried when someone died<br />[ ] Been drunk<br />[x] Had sex<br />[ ] Been to a concert<br />[ ] Gotten/given a handjob<br />[ ] Gotten/given oral<br />[ ] Been verbally/sexually harassed<br />[ ] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody (Verbal)<br />Total left: 99%<br /><br />[x] Felt someone up and/or been felt up<br />[x] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose<br />[ ] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before<br />[ ] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend<br />[ ] Been to formal/prom<br />[x] Cried at school<br />[ ] Gotten lost in a department store<br />[ ] Went streaking<br />[ ] Given or received a lap dance<br />[x] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room<br />Total left: 95%<br /><br />[ ] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over <br />[x] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house<br />[ ] Kissed a stranger<br />[ ] Hugged a stranger<br />[ ] Went scuba diving<br />[ ] Driven a car<br />[x] Gotten an x-ray<br />[ ] Hit by a car<br />[x] Had a party<br />[ ] Done serious drugs<br />Total left: 92%<br /><br />[ ] Played strip poker/darts<br />[ ] Got paid to strip for someone<br />[ ] Ran away from home<br />[ ] Broken a bone<br />[ ] Eaten sushi<br />[ ] Bought porn<br />[x] Watched porn<br />[ ] Made porn<br />[ ] Had a crush on someone of the same sex<br />[x] Been in love (I AM in love BITCH >8U MINE!)<br />Total left: 90%<br /><br />[ ] French kissed<br />[x] Laughed so hard you cried<br />[x] Cried yourself to sleep<br />[ ] Laughed yourself to sleep<br />[ ] Stabbed yourself<br />[x] Shot a gun<br />[x] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day<br />[x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours<br />[x] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours<br />[ ] Watched an animal die<br />Total left: 84%<br /><br />[ ] Watched a person die<br />[ ] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person<br />[x] Pranked somebody<br />[ ] Put somebody in the hospital<br />[x] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out<br />[ ] Kissed somebody of the same sex<br />[ ] Dressed punk<br />[ ] Dressed goth<br />[ ] Dressed preppy<br />[ ] Been to a motocross race<br />Total left: 82%<br /><br />[x] Avoided somebody<br />[ ] Been stalked<br />[x] Stalked someone<br />[ ] Met a celebrity<br />[ ] Played an instrument<br />[ ] Ridden a horse<br />[x] Cut yourself<br />[ ] Bungee jumped<br />[ ] Ding dong ditched somebody<br />[ ] Been to a wild party<br />Total left: 79%<br /><br />[x] Been caught stealing something<br />[ ] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls<br />[ ] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend<br />[ ] Gone out with your friend's crush<br />[ ] Got arrested<br />[ ] Been pregnant<br />[ ] Baby sat<br />[ ] Been to another country<br />[ ] Started your house on fire<br />[ ] Had an encounter with a ghost<br />Total left: 78%<br /><br />[ ] Donated your hair to cancer patients<br />[x] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by<br />[ ] Cried over a member of the opposite sex<br />[ ] Had Boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months<br />[x] Sat on your butt all day<br />[x] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself<br />[ ] Had a job<br />[ ] Gotten cut from a sports team<br />[x] Been called a whore<br />[ ] Danced like a whore<br />Total left: 74%<br /><br />[ ] Been told you resemble a celebrity<br />[ ] Been in a car accident<br />[ ] Been told you have beautiful eyes<br />[ ] Been told you have beautiful hair<br />[ ] Raped somebody<br />[x] Danced in the rain<br />[x] Been rejected<br />[ ] Left a restaurant without paying<br />[x] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face<br />[ ] Been raped<br />Total left = 71%<br /><br />Meh :B<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Journal Survey Thingamabob</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:21:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Before the survey, I've some news to say... I ORDERED A 360 HARD DRIVE YESTERDAY! YAY!!!!!<br /><br />Now back to your regularly scheduled Survey.<br /><br />[ ] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous.<br />[x] I am really ticklish.<br />[x] IÂm afraid of the dark.<br />[ ] I canÂt sleep in a room if the door is open<br />[ ] I canÂt sleep in a room if the door is closed<br />[x] I am heterosexual<br />[ ] I am homosexual<br />[ ] I am Bi<br />[ ] I am Asexual<br />[x] I believe in true love.<br />[ ] IÂve ran away from home<br />[ ] I listen to political music<br />[ ] I collect comic books<br />[x] I shut others out when IÂm sad.<br />[x] IÂve stayed out all night.<br />[x] I open up to others easily.<br />[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.<br />[ ] I watch the news.<br />[ ] I love Disney movies.<br />[x] I am a sucker for green eyes.<br />[ ] I am a sucker for brown eyes.<br />[x] I am a sucker for blue eyes.<br />[ ] I don't kill bugs<br />[ ] I have ÂxÂs in my screen name.<br />[x] IÂve slipped and fell in public.<br />[ ] IÂve slipped out a ÂlolÂ in a real conversation<br />[ ] I love Spam<br />[ ] I bake well.<br />[ ] I have worn pajamas to class.<br />[ ] I want a better job<br />[x] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.<br />[ ] I love Dr. Phil.<br />[ ] I like multiple people<br />[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.<br />[x] I am self-conscious.<br />[x] I love to laugh.<br />[ ] I have tried (tasted) alcohol.<br />[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.<br />[ ] I have tried a cigarette.<br />[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.<br />[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.<br />[ ] I have cough drops when IÂm not sick.<br />[ ] I canÂt swallow pills.<br />[ ] I have a lot of scars.<br />[x] I canÂt sleep if there is a spider in the room.<br />[x] I like chocolate.<br />[ ] I bite my nails.<br />[ ] I am not comfortable with being me.<br />[x] I play computer games when IÂm bored.<br />[ ] Gotten lost in the city.<br />[x] Thought of suicide before.<br />[x] Seen a shooting star.<br />[ ] Gone out in public in my pajamas<br />[ ] Hugged a stranger.<br />[ ] Been in a fist fight.<br />[ ] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose.<br />[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.<br />[ ] Made out in an elevator.<br />[ ] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose.<br />[ ] Been skydiving.<br />[ ] Been bungee jumping.<br />[x] Gotten stitches. (After a surgery)<br />[x] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (I LOVE milk 8D)<br />[ ] Bitten someone.<br />[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.<br />[x] Gotten the chicken pox.<br />[ ] Crashed into a car.<br />[ ] Been to Germany.<br />[ ] Ridden in a taxi.<br />[ ] Shoplifted.<br />[ ] Been fired.<br />[ ] Had feelings for someone who didnÂt have them back.<br />[ ] Stole something from your job.<br />[ ] Gone on a blind date.<br />[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.<br />[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.<br />[ ] Been to Europe.<br />[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.<br />[ ] Been married<br />[ ] Gotten divorced<br />[ ] Saw someone/something dying.<br />[ ] have a list of people you want to kill.<br />[x] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day<br />[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (bits and peices, I wanna see it all though)<br />[ ] Thrown up in a bar.<br />[ ] Eaten sushi.<br />[x] Cried in public.<br />[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.<br />[x] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldnÂt have.<br />[x] Thought of someone a lot lately.<br />[x] Hate the world.<br />[ ] I think IÂm really attractive.<br />[ ] I prefer winter over summer.<br />[x] I am a geek.<br />[ ] I am a shopaholic.<br />[x] I am reasonably intelligent.<br />[x] I am attracted to girls.<br />[ ] I am attracted to boys.<br />[x] I like British accents.<br />[ ] I smoke regularly.<br />[ ] I smoke socially.<br />[ ] I drink socially.<br />[ ] I drink regularly.<br />[ ] I get drunk easily.<br />[ ] I do Âdrug(s)Â.<br />[ ] I will never date a bad kisser.<br />[ ] IÂve lied to avoid kissing them again.<br />[ ] I brush my hair at least 50 times a night.<br />[ ] I am religious.<br />[x] I am not religious but have morals.<br />[ ] I lie frequently.<br />[x] I am impulsive. (mildly)<br />[ ] I am hardworking. <br />[ ] I loved Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind<br />[ ] SheÂs All That is one of my favorite movies.<br />[ ] I am good at History.<br />[x] I speak more than two languages.<br />[ ] I enjoy taking pictures.<br />[x] I like spending money on myself.<br />[x] I like spending money on others.<br />[ ] I have a regular income.<br />[ ] I earn money on a job-by-job basis.<br />[ ] I pay my own bills.<br />[x] I rely on my parents for money. <br />[ ] I can cook.<br />[ ] I enjoy cleaning.<br />[ ] Tidiness is a must in my life.<br />[x] I like clutter.<br />[ ] My idea of good music is Britney Spears.<br />[ ] I am fashion-conscious.<br />[x] I have good taste.<br />[x] People tell me I hav... ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>I stealz teh survey again! &gt;:3</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:37:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ stolen from *<a class="u" href="http://chibixzaide.deviantart.com/">ChibiXzaide</a><br /><br />RICH KID<br />[ ] You go tanning.<br />[ ] You own something from Coach<br />[ ] You have over 10 pairs of jeans.<br />[ ] You own something from Prada<br />[ ] Usually when you ask your mom for money she gives it to you.<br />[ ] You like going to the mall.<br />[ ] You own an iPod/MP3 player.<br />[ ] you love Starbucks.<br />[ ] You have been called a brat.<br />[ ] You have tons of shoes<br />[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale<br />[ ] You have more than one house<br />Total: 0<br /><br />GOTHIC<br />[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.<br />[ ] You have thought about death.<br />[ ] You've attempted suicide<br />[ ] You wear chains.<br />[ ] You like heavy metal.<br />[ ] You've shopped at Hot Topic.<br />[ ] You have worn black lipstick.<br />[ ] Your hair was/is dark. <br />[ ] You dislike preps.<br />[ ] You have/want piercings.<br />[ ] You're going to/or have a tattoo.<br />Total: 1<br /><br />PUNK<br />[ ] You can skateboard.<br />[ ] You wear plaid.<br />[ ] You like Converse.<br />[x] You hate MTV.<br />[ ] You have/had/want/wanted blue, red, purple, or green hair.<br />[ ] You dislike pink.<br />[ ] You hate preps.<br />[ ] You wear/have worn skateboarding shoes.<br />[ ] Shop at Pac Sun<br />Total: 1<br /><br />GEEK<br />[x] You love the computer.<br />[x] You like Star Wars.<br />[x] You are supposed/wore/wear glasses/contacts<br />[ ] You get straight A's<br />[x] You like reading.<br />[ ] You were/are in a band.<br />[x] You have a curfew.<br />[ ] You always do your homework.<br />[x] You never miss school unless you're sick.<br />Total: 6<br /><br />EMO<br />[x] You've been depressed.<br />[ ] You have black-rimmed glasses.<br />[ ] You like the band Thursday.<br />[ ] You cry easily.<br />[ ] You like emo music.<br />[ ] You hate being called emo.<br />[ ] You keep a journal/diary <br />[ ] You have written a sad poem. <br />[ ] You have/had a sad MySpace layout.<br />[ ] You think emo kids are hot<br />Total: 1<br /><br />GHETTO/GANGSTA<br />[ ] You like rap<br />[ ] You are in a gang.<br />[ ] You wear rubberbands in your pants.<br />[ ] You have had a freestyle battle.<br />[ ] You have worn converse with the tongue flipped out.<br />Total: 0<br /><br />HARDCORE<br />[ ] You like loud music<br />[ ] You love the Ninja Turtles (ninja turtles are NOT fucking hardcore)<br />[ ] You never walk anywhere.<br />[ ] You wear slip-on shoes.<br />[ ] You love Normal Jeans.<br />[ ] You wear band t-shirts.<br />[ ] You love to 'hardcore' dance.<br />[ ] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.<br />[ ] You wear blue jeans.<br />Total: 0<br /><br /><br />PREP<br />[ ] You love The OC<br />[ ] You have a tiny dog.<br />[ ] Your usual outfits consist of bright or cheery colors<br />[ ] You LOVE buying shoes<br />[ ] You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F<br />[x] You love/like to shop<br />[ ] You like jeans.<br />[ ] You like Paris Hilton<br />[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.<br />[ ] You wear big sunglasses<br />Total: 1<br /><br />Athletic<br />[ ] You watch the Super Bowl<br />[ ] You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.<br />[ ] You collect your jerseys.<br />[ ] You have/have had a special shelf for trophies and awards.<br />[ ] You have/had posters or plaques of famous athletes.<br />[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.<br />[ ] You have a space in your room for awards and/or plaques.<br />[ ] You have a large amount of medals.<br />[ ] You belong/belonged to a school team.<br />[ ] You are going/have gone to a sports summer camp.<br />[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.<br />[ ] You are/were on a select team<br />Total: 0<br /><br />Lulz, Ima Geek XD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm afraid of _ out of 72 common fears...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 15:30:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Nicked from <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />*<a class="u" href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/">Ginger2000</a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br /><br />If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling<br />If you get more than 20, youÂre paranoid.<br />If you get 10-20, you are normal.<br />If you get 10 or less, youÂre fearless.<br />People who donÂt have any are liars.<br /><br />I FearÂ<br /><br />[x] the dark<br />[x] staying single forever<br />[x] being a parent<br />[] giving birth<br />[] being myself in front of others<br />[ ] open spaces<br />[ ] closed spaces<br />[x] heights<br />[ ] dogs<br />[ ] birds<br />[ ] fish<br />[x] spiders<br />[ ] flowers or other plants<br /><br />Total so far: 3<br /><br />[] being touched<br />[] fire<br />[x] deep water<br />[x] snakes<br />[ ] silk<br />[ ] the ocean<br />[x] failure<br />[ ] success<br />[ ] thunder/lightning<br />[ ] frogs/toads<br />[x] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad<br />[x] boyfriends/girlfriends mom<br />[x] rats<br />[x] jumping from high places<br />[ ] snow<br /><br />Total so far: 7<br /><br />[ ] rain<br />[ ] wind<br />[x] crossing hanging bridges<br />[x] death<br />[ ] heaven<br />[ ] being robbed<br />[x] falling<br />[ ] clowns<br />[ ] dolls<br />[] large crowds of people<br />[] men<br />[] women<br />[x] having great responsibilities<br />[x] doctors, including dentists<br />[x] tornadoes<br /><br />Total so far: 6<br /><br />[] hurricanes<br />[x] incurable diseases<br />[x] sharks<br />[ ] Friday the 13th<br />[ ] ghosts<br />[x] poverty<br />[ ] Halloween<br />[ ] school<br />[x] trains<br />[ ] odd numbers<br />[ ] even numbers<br />[] being alone<br />[x] becoming blind<br />[x] becoming deaf<br />[x] growing up<br /><br />Total so far: 7<br /><br />[X] creepy noises in the night<br />[x] bee stings<br />[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals<br />[x] needles<br />[ ] blood<br />[ ] dinosaurs<br />[ ] the welcome mat<br />[x] high speed<br />[ ] throwing up<br />[ ] falling in love<br />[ ] super secrets<br /><br />Total so Far: 5<br />Final Total - 30<br /><br /><i>... if you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of _ out of 72 common fears...</i><br /><br />Meh, so I have certain fears, I don't need you cunts to tell me if I need therapy. Whoever wrote that part should get over themselves.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Dinner and a Movie... And an RV?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:19:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /> Okay, so today ~<a class="u" href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/">newanubian</a> and her family took me out to the movies. First, ~<a class="u" href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/">newanubian</a> and her stepdad picked me up, and we went back and got her mom and little sister. Then we went to <i>Bea's</i> and ate there. It was good too, their smoked ham is very good! Then we went looking for a theater with a good movie showing. After going to the moon and back, we finally decided we'd see <i>Hancock</i> at the "El Cheapo" theater. But we still had like, 2 and a half ours before the movie started, so we went and looked at some RVs <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /> We actually went inside them, and they were so nice and spaceous, and they had BIG TVs and really comfortable beds. They said they might rent one for two weeks and take a road trip. I wanna go cause, I've never lived in a big rolling house before O_o. Well anyway, it came time for the movie, so we went and bought our refreshments and sat down as the movie started. The movie was really good, I recomend it :3 So after that, we went and we took a nice walk in a recreational park. It felt so nice to walk in the fresh air. Then I went back to ~<a class="u" href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/">newanubian</a>'s house, and they let me stay and watch the movie <i>Iron Man</i> with them, which is also a movie I would recomend, especially those who are into futuristic, high tech, sci-fi robotics. Then they brought meh home. I really enjoyed seeing all the sights around my area. I had no Idea that we had a restaurant named Bea's ._.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Question for Ginger2000's Watchers</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:43:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Do you or Do you not like her artwork and/or stories?<br /><br />All I want is a yes or no. Reasons are optional.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I stealz teh survey &gt;:3</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 08:04:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I forget who I stealz it from D:<br /><br />1. Do you like chinese food?<br />I don't like it, I love it.<br /><br />2. How big is your bed?<br />The bed in my room is normal size. The bed I actually sleep in is kingsized.<br /><br />3. Is your room clean?<br />make sure to use your Xray Vison to see the floor <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><br /><br />4. Laptop or Desktop computer?<br />Desktop.<br /><br />5.Favorite comedian?<br />Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall.<br /><br />6. Do you smoke?<br />God no! I wanna keep mah lungs, bitch!<br /><br />7. Does anyone like you?<br />Does anyone like you? Cause I don't <_< >_><br /><br />8. Whats the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?<br />Her Name? O_o<br /><br />10. Sleep with or without clothes on?<br />I mostly sleep in my boxer briefs. Unless it's winter.<br /><br />11. Who sleeps with you every night?<br />I sleep in my dads room. He has a heater and Air Conditioner. Like Ima sleep in a room that get 100 in summer and -32 in winter. <_<<br /><br />12. Do long distance relationships work?<br />Duh! What are you? Some nerd who never got cyber-laid?<br /><br />13. How many times have you been pulled over by the police?<br />Never. I don't drive <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif" width="29" height="27" alt=":rofl:" title="rofl" /><br /><br />14. Pancakes or French Toast?<br />French toast.<br /><br />15. Do you like coffee?<br />Yeah, but I don't like it black. It has to have lots of cream and sugar.<br /><br />16. How do you like your eggs?<br />Omelette, scrambled, scrambled with cheese, over easy, sunny side up, and not so sunny side up your ass.<br /><br />17. Do you believe in astrology?<br />Yes.<br /><br />18. Last person you talked to on the phone?<br />Ginger<br /><br />19. Last person on your missed call list?<br />Ginger T_T<br /><br />20. What was the last text message you received?<br />I dun't has cell phone. The radiation will scramble your pathetic human brain,<br /><br />21. McDonalds or Burger King?<br />Hardees<br /><br />22. Number of pillows?<br />Two.<br /><br />23. Last thing you ate?<br />Candy<br /><br />24. Last thing you bought?<br />Erm... Well, Ima buy a 360 Hard Drive and 360 game soon.<br /><br />25. What are you hearing right now?<br />Mah music<br /><br />26. Pick a lyric?<br />"I wanna love like Johnny and June, rings of fire burning with you, i wanna walk the line, walk the line, till the end of Time.<br />I wanna love, love ya that much, cash it all in give it all up! And when you're gone, I wanna go too, like Johnny and June..."<br /><br />27. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?<br />Grape.<br /><br />28. Can you play pool?<br />Yeah. You just hit the cue ball with the sick and home in knockes the others into the side pockets. Duh.<br /><br />29. Do you know how to swim?<br />No.<br /><br />30. Favorite ice cream?<br />Chocolate chip cookie dough 8D<br /><br />31. Do you like maps?<br />Err... wtf? ._.<br /><br />32. Tell me a random fact:<br />I'm obssessed with and overly dedicated to Destroy All Humans! Ya got a problem with that? No? Good.<br /><br />33. Ever had a hard on at work?<br />I've had hard ons in severa places actually.<br /><br />34. Ever attend a theme party?<br />No.<br /><br />35. Ever do a keg stand?'<br />wtf? No.<br /><br />36. Craziest place you've slept after a night of drinking?<br />I don't drink. I like my liver.<br /><br />37. What is your favorite season?<br />Fall.<br /><br />38. What is the first music video you ever saw?<br />Oh... hmmm... It was a song by John Michael Montgumery, that I do know.<br /><br />39. Pick a movie quote:<br />"Rasputin! Ohohohoho! Destroyed, by Your, DESPICABLE FAMILY! What what comes around goes around and around and around!"<br /><br />41. What is your favorite hangout?<br />My secret nerd cave<br /><br />42. Best friend's name?<br />Internet: Mah Bibi <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />*<a class="u" href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/">Ginger2000</a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><br />School: ~<a class="u" href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/">newanubian</a><br /><br />43. How long have you known them?<br />*<a class="u" href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/">Ginger2000</a> - It'll be our 3rd Anaversary in March<br />~<a class="u" href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/">newanubian</a> - Since 6th grade.<br /><br />44. Last time you laughed at something stupid?<br />Probably today.<br /><br />45. What time did you wake up this morning?<br />Around 10 or 11.<br /><br />46. Wake up next to anyone?<br />No.<br /><br />47. Best thing about winter?<br />The absence of fucking bees and biting insects!<br /><br />48. Name a couple of favorite colors:<br />pink, blue,... ]]></description>
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                <title>Birthday. Yay I'm Old Now!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 19:20:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, to start the day off I had a shower, got online, answered my messages, then went outside to help set up the party. While carrying firewood for the fire, a bloody bee came up and stung me on the ankle >_< Needless to say, the little bastard wont sting me again <_<... So, as we were carrying food out, guests started arriving. My Aunt Lorene, Cousin Julie, Cousin Jean, Cousin Ginger, Uncle Bobby and Aunt Rhonda, Ginger's Friend Sarah and her kids, Cousins Ricky and Gary, and my Aunts Ruth and Mary, Cousin tammy and her youngest daughter, and My Aunt Mamie. My cousin Julie gave me my present early, which was a sack of sweets and junkfood, and a massive jug of iced tea. She got all my favorite candies X3 Then finally, my best friend from school ~<a class="u" href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/">newanubian</a> came. She and I played UNO, then we ate and rosted yummy marshmallows <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/drool.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=":drool:" title="Drool" />. Then we came inside and I introduced everyone, then ~<a class="u" href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/">newanubian</a> and i played a little more UNO while we talked with my mom. When she sat down, ~<a class="u" href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/">newanubian</a> had a good time sinking into my unbelievably soft sofa LOL. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /> I'm sooo glad everyone got along great. There were a couple smartass little boys though, but other than that everyone got along great. And so after that, ~<a class="u" href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/">newanubian</a> and I went out back with 2 or 3 boys and I played my first game of Backyard Football and Volleyball. ~<a class="u" href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/">newanubian</a> and I both hit ourselves in the head with the ball a couple times. But it was so funny we both rofled <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /> I sucked at it, but it was fun none-the-less. Then I went inside, had a drink, and we roasted a few more marshmallows. Then I opened all my birthday cards, and each card had some money in it. YAY! I HAS MONIES! I came up to $165. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> And we played UNO some more. I swear that game is so much fun, and easy. I needa go buy an UNO deck, <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" />. Then sadly ~<a class="u" href="http://newanubian.deviantart.com/">newanubian</a>'s stepfather Roy came and got her, but he was friendly and said she might get to come back :3 So when everyone had gone home at about 15 till 9:00, we recounted the money and discovered $10 was missing. I'm a little ticked at that and the bee sting, but other that that I had a really good time. :3 But, I'm really happy, because now I has enough monies to get a 360 Hard Drive, and I may even have enough left over to get a game! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> So yeah, today was a good day. I'm a little sad that I didn't get to talk to <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> though. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> But I'll make up for it tomorrow :3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>PotF 3rd game in series!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:42:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok guys, this is one of the biggest issues about Bwu and PotF. Is PotF the 3rd game, and BWU just a side game? the answer is yes, now, let me tell you exactly why this is so:<br /><br />Everyone says that BWU is the 3rd game, just because it came third :/ And the fact THQ said it was the 3rd game. The only things relating to DAH!2 were in side missions, and the Main plotline had absolutely nothing to do with PotF, except that they bought the casino with the BW money. Ok, first of all... Wtf? Why would they buy it?! They're frikkin super intelligent extra terrestrials, they could take it by force! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":p" title=":p (Lick)" />isseoff: Ok, now you're probably saying "But Josh, I thought you were against complaining about the storyline!"<br />In truth, I am. However, considering the fact that BWU was pure crap that stole PotF's music, my guess is that BWU will never be mentioned anywhere throughout PotF, and that the story will in fact say something like "Crypto crashed into the Space Dust Casino, took it over by vaporizing the owners, and turned it into a DNA harvesting Sceme while Pox worked on building a new saucer." Bada Bing bada boom. Everyone's happy, BWU is left out of the picture, treated as a side game, and blam, PotF is the true 3rd game. Another fact that would prove this is that ALL THROUGHT BWU all it was about was "Big Willy" This and "Big Willy" that. Seriously, Pox is an evil Furon Mastermind and all he could come up with was a fiberglass "fart n' puke" robot that's only 15 feet high, just so he could crack hit or miss filthy sounding double entendres? Crypto is supposed to be the horny, dirty, wise-cracking jerk, NOT POX. Also, Pox acted gay in Bwu, and he said no Big Science words! The game has nothing to do with PotF! If PotF is a sequel to that Pathetic excuse for a DAH! game then I am Rosie O'Donnell.<br /><br />Ok, before I go insane and murder THQ and Locomotive, bottom line, PotF is the 3rd game in the series. NOT BWU. Period. The proof is right there! It's like, right THERE man! and seriously, if it was a sequel to DAH!2, why did everything and anything relating to DAH!2 show up only in side missions? Really, I mean that's just pathetic. Sequel/Prequel my Phylangeopods!<br /><br />Once again, before I murder THQ and Locomotive, who all here agrees? If you don't, well whatever, it's your opinion, and hey, you may have actually liked BWU. I'll admit, the weapons were fun and creative, but bottom line, the game had less replay value than a movie starring John Travolta -______- And, dick jokes are funny... the first three times. Not after the 50 millionth time.<br /><br />My point- PotF is the third game. End of story.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Sick, Worried, and scared</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 19:50:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My allergies and sinues are killing me T_T<br /><br />Well, down to business. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> and I were working on Alienz and having a fun RP. Then I learned of the fight between her Great Uncle and father. picturing it in my head, I thought of several bad scenarios, and now I've become scared for her and her sisters, and her mom and dad. I wish i could be there with her <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Very Happy</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:48:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today, dispite not being able to talk to my GF over MSN for a fucking coputer hog and an attention craving 34 year old crazy girl, I got really happy. Why? Well, The Path of the Furon Official Site is up! <a href="http://www.destroyallhumansgame.com/">[link]</a> I'm so excited, it even shows more info about Emperor NIPPLEZ... I mean... Menengitis. It also gives a little more background info on Pox!!! CX I can't wait to get on and show <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> and geek out with her. EEEEE!!!! X3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>FFC Problems and Blah blah Blah</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:36:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, not long ago, on the FFC forum that *<a class="u" href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/">Ginger2000</a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> and made, a spammer kept impersonating people and trying to get them banned. luckily, I looked under help on the CBOX, and under privacy, I found out how to ban him and delete messages. Problem solved <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> As for my Wii drawing thing, I have 55 tickets total. Is it enough to win? God I hope so. As for the DAH! Web Show ~<a class="u" href="http://jacqueline-elizabeth.deviantart.com/">Jacqueline-Elizabeth</a> and I are working on, we've got a plot Idea settled, and she is gonna send me a Mic, hopefully, and I will voice one of the characters. So yeah, you might get to hear what I sound like. Also, my forum got more active, so I have something to do <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /> And, the Sandblast Developer that comes on Gamespot came back on today after a couple of weeks. Once he answers my questions, I'll update the FAQ on my site <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br />Uh, eh, uh ,eh, Thats All Deviants!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I Might Win A wii, hopefully</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:36:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okie, so recently, I found a site called Kabillion, which is having a drawing for a Wii. To win, you purchase tickets with 25,000 "Kachings", which you earn by doing random stupid crap. Fortunately I found out ways to get free Kachings, only you can only get 3 chances per day. Easy right?... NO! You can play games to get them, but you can only ply 3 times a day. Also, the site IS GAY. You can't cuss, you can't even say the word "sucks" to show how much you think the site sucks. Also, there are no good videos to watch. I'm not sitting through a shitty 26 minute video just to earn like 50 Kachings. Fucking whimpy kiddie baby site. Why couldn't a hobo give away a free Wii? I'd rather trade a bottle of whiskey to a hobo for a Wii. -_- Srsly, wtf... Well anyway, up to 5 people can win, I have 34 entrys thanks to people who gave me codes for free Kackings <3< Wish me luck guys...and girls, and things <<<br /><br />GAH! THE SITE IS FUCKING GAY! IT BURNS MY EYES! AHHHHHHHH!!!!<br /><br />But, I'm desperate :B And if I can stand going on this site and doing stupid gay crap every day till August 3rd, I just may win a Wii...*looks at site* Yippie... -.-;<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>New Firefox Browser! .:Website Update:.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:43:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, so I found out by downloading Firefox 3.0, I could get the DAH! PotF music from <a href="http://www.garryschyman.com">[link]</a> So I downloaded it. Its pretty similar, except instead of saving my addresses in the address bar, it saved my Bookmarks AND Addresses X.x Now I probably won't remember half the sites I vist. You guys who know me well, please tell me all the sites you know I visit X.x Like DAH! related sites, forums, Wikipedia, Gamespot, etc. I'm also looking for two recipies for my mother- Brocolii Casserole and Squash casserole. The new firfox looks kinda funny though, Its confusing me X.x and it'll take some time to get used to. Otherwise it's a great benefit to me. Ima put the DAH! Music on my website, which I'll post the updated version of in an update in this journal ^_^ If you Majestic fans want the G-Man theme from the First DAH!, let me know ^_^<br /><br /><b>EDIT</b>: Ok, so I've finally got most of my site finished. Due to freewebs being a gay bastard, I can't add any more than 20 pages, unless I pay for "Premium". Well "Free"webs can take their "Premium" and shove it up their ass. I had to remove two pages to get two page I wanted on there. I've added backgrounds, and music, but frewebs only gives you enough bandwidth before you have to switch to premium, so the fucker kept freezing up and not accepting changes. Luckily I managed to fix it... I think -_- Well anyway, you DAH! fans better appriciate this site, I work really hard on it and went through hell and back to put on finishing touches, so I don't wanna hear "There is nothing on that site I didn't already know." or "I only said I already knew about all the stuff on that site cos I was told to appreciate it but I can't at the moment."<br /><br />Yes, someone said those things. Anyway, please look through it, leave a comment, and give me your honest opinion, and oh, if you want to point out something wrong, use the "Report Site Errors" feature on the NavBar, I wanna see if it works. Enjoy! <br /><br />Website - <a href="http://www.freewebs.com/destroyallhumansfan/">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Getting Better - Barely</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:22:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, so after I learned <a href="http://jacqueline-elizabeth.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jacqueline-elizabeth.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjacqueline-elizabeth:" title="jacqueline-elizabeth"/></a>'s father passed away, and <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> and I had our little indifference, I felt like crap. However, <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> came online, and we settled our differences. I was so happy I managed to add more onto my website, including music and background images, and cheat codes for DAH! BWU(I worked really hard on that section!!!). It can be found here- <a href="http://www.freewebs.com/destroyallhumansfan/">[link]</a> <br /><br />I also talked to <a href="http://jacqueline-elizabeth.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jacqueline-elizabeth.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjacqueline-elizabeth:" title="jacqueline-elizabeth"/></a> over MSN, and I helped her to feel better. She really needed someone to talk to. I'm so sorry for her <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br />I was honestly feelng better than ever; however, while I was talking to her, <a href="http://ironknight3.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/r/ironknight3.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconironknight3:" title="ironknight3"/></a> and <a href="http://crypto356.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/r/crypto356.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcrypto356:" title="crypto356"/></a> Came online and started badgering and flaming me about my Personal Message, saying it was "inappropriate". Naturally, being the ignorant bastards they are, they acused me of being ignorant and not caring about <a href="http://jacqueline-elizabeth.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jacqueline-elizabeth.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjacqueline-elizabeth:" title="jacqueline-elizabeth"/></a>. <br /><a href="http://crypto356.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/r/crypto356.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcrypto356:" title="crypto356"/></a>, still flaming me and not letting me speak, said "<i>I'll be laughing when your mother dies and Jackie doesn't try and help you one bit.</i>" That really upset me, and I'm really sick and tired up putting up with his shit and IT IS GONNA FUCKING STOP! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pissed.gif" width="15" height="20" alt=":pissed:" title="Pissed" /><br /><br />Even though <a href="http://jacqueline-elizabeth.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jacqueline-elizabeth.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjacqueline-elizabeth:" title="jacqueline-elizabeth"/></a> got <a href="http://crypto356.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/c/r/crypto356.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconcrypto356:" title="crypto356"/></a> to back off, I feel like shit again, having to put up with those two God Damned assholes, and I'm reminded of my bad feelings for what happened in the past two days. My chest became tender after that too.<br /><br />Anyway, bad stuff behind me, I'm glad to hear <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> got a Wii :jealous: and got to Play BWU. But, now that I know even she thinks BWU sucks, I can sleep tonight! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":XD:" title="XD" /> Though I still want some new DAH! game to play till PotF gets released.<br /><br /><i>YES!!! Journal Moods are finally loading!</i><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>My Apologies about last night</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:51:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Good Day everyone. I just wanted to say that, I am sorry for what was said in my journal last night. Truthfully, I had only just read the comments on <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />s journal. Upset by what I saw, I wanted to speak my mind and heart about what had been said, even though apologies were made. I'm feeling alot better this morning, or, what whatever the time is >>'', the hives have started to go, and I'm not sick. To be honest, I couldn't hardly sleep last night, due to the regret I felt from writing the journal. This regret became worse when my mother told me that When she saw "Out of Area" come up on our caller ID, she thought it was a telemarketer, but when <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> left a message on the answering machine asking if I was ok, I knew I had gone too far. Some of you may call it over reacting, or something else, but it was wrong for me to do. I assure you all, I am fine, and I apologize for the journal I posted last night. I'm sorry, esspescially to <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />. I hope you can forgive me. I am sorry.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Website and other concerns</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 22:37:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yesterday, and today, I started fixing up an old website dedicated to the newest DAH! games. You can view it here- <a href="http://www.freewebs.com/destroyallhumansfan/">[link]</a> But I don't care if anyone looks or not. Its just some shit website I worked hard to make cause I was bored...<br /><br />Concerning my girlfriend and her fish. I feel sorry for her. But she, along with other people hurt me today, in their hateful comments towards cats. I've become so upset, I've broken out in hives, and I feel sick... I know it hurts to lose something, and I loved those fish too, especially the ghost Koi, I thought it was cool looking, but hearing my girlfriend say that she'd even kill the kittens made my heart stop. Cats are living creatures too, they have feelings. "Cats are the minions of satan." Well, I have minions of satan as pets. Thanks guys for condemning me to hell. Nobody knows what the pain I've started to feel is. Everyone always talks about how cruelty to animals is bad, and how animals deserve better. To all the people who said those things, I am ashamed of you. You say one of God's creatures is a minion of satan. Im beginning to think someone else is. I always threaten to kill my neighbors dogs, but I never could. Taking the life of a defenseless animal is wrong. I'm afraid of death, I honestly don't want to bring that which I fear upon an animal. You have no Idea how much pain I'm in as I write this. I...I... I just... can't take the hurt anymore. I can't even believe what I read in my girlfriend's journal. I thought all the people I knew were animal lovers... I can understand many of you will probably hate me, or be upset with me when you read this. I doubt I'll even come online again. But what was said and done cannot be changed, nor the scars that have been left on us all removed. I'm sorry. After reading the comments I read, Im choking on my own tears. Why must we choose sides? One hates dogs, one hates cats. Its exactly like war, something that I know, as long as there is hatred, will never go away. I don't know about any of you, but I respect the creatures on this planet equally. I don't know if I'll be online tomorrow. I'm sick, and breaking out in hives, and I feel faint. I may stay in bed. Before I end this journal, I want the world to know I love <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />, and no matter what, that will never change...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>Waiting On Eternity to Never Get Here</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:48:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay... I'm REALLY bored. I'm not in too much of a writing mood... As a matter of fact, I want to go plop down on the sofa and stay there O.o I think its just me being lazy. I also want DAH! Path of the Furon REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD. The more I think about it, the more I want to play. Bad news- It won't come out until AFTER school starts back. Also, next year, my school is doing this stupid thing where all the Freshmen are on one hall, sophomores on another, and so on. All my friends are in DIFFERENT grades, so I wont see them at ALL. Stupid fucking principle.<br /><br />They're also going to fix the security cameras and putting up CCTV around the school. Okay, so the security cameras were broken for 5 years, and just in January my precious MP3 player with voice and music was STOLEN, and the thief would have been cought IF the security cameras worked <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pissed.gif" width="15" height="20" alt=":pissed:" title="Pissed" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pissed.gif" width="15" height="20" alt=":pissed:" title="Pissed" />. Well, at least I can come home to <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> and PotF once I get it.<br /><br />I've finally started to try and get online. Since I have no headset or anything, I have to chat with my 360 controller, which takes FOREVER. Gee thanks alot people. Seriously, why did Bill Gates make the 360 Arcade? IT SUCKS. But, once again, at least I'll get to play PotF. But since theres no hard drive I can't try out the Demo first. -_-<br /><br />Mom also told me that we were in debt, and the hospital was fucking going to sue us for not being able to pay for her hospital bed! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/chainsaw.gif" width="49" height="20" alt=":chainsaw:" title="Chainsaw" /> God Damn cheap ass bastard doctors.<br /><br />In other news, my cousin Ginger got a new car. Yes it's shiny. I hope a drunk hobo crashes into it. our other family members get money but they wont lend any to us to help my mom out. Fuck them.<br /><br />The Internet has become fucking boring. All the Forums are dead, and Pandemic just sucks anyway now. Internet games, well, most of them, turn out to be stupid and boring, and I've watched youtube until Im sick of it. Weee!<br /><br />I weighed myself the other day. I weigh 290. Yes, thats to much. I've been thinking of going outside and walking to excercise, but that would seriously cut into my MSN time. GAH! I hate life! But I prefer it over death <_<, I wanna live long enough so I can play PotF, and get my dream job and get married and all that.<br /><br />I've recently been editing alot on the DAH Wiki, and DAH! Articles on Wikipedia, reporting vandals and reversing edits. Its fun, until no one's doing it anymore. :/<br /><br />I've also tried to work on that RvB inspired DAH! Webshow with <a href="http://jacqueline-elizabeth.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/j/a/jacqueline-elizabeth.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconjacqueline-elizabeth:" title="jacqueline-elizabeth"/></a>, we FINALLY got a good plot going after trying out 40 different ideas. However the website and forum are dead T_T<br /><br />My Pox article got a bad review on Uncyclopedia, but a good review on Illogicopedia. I like Illogicopedia better. Fuck you Uncyclopedia.<br /><br />Work is going slow on the Pox Fansite <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /><a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" /> started. I posted about it on the DAH! Gamespot Union. A couple people joined the project, but not the new DAH! forums. Were currently settling on a site name and password.<br /><br />Sigh, I should have got a PS3, Sony doesn't frikkin charge money for EVERY single thing. Does anyone know where I could get a 360 hard drive, <b>cheap?</b> And, I mean CHEAP.<br /><br />I sent a Fan email to Richard Horvitz, the actor who played Zim and Pox. Still no reply <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /> I wonder if I sent it to the wrong address again. <_< Anyways, yes, the email would make me look like a suck up, but I mean come on, the guy played POX <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/x/xd.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":X... ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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                <title>...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:50:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today has been the fucking worst day of my life, and I really wish I wasn't such a damn pussy so I could just drop dead. I woke up with a sharp pain in my sides, I'm in pain because I had to help dad unload a truckload of Yard Sale crap. I've had to deal with flaming little bastards on my youtube videos. I got threatened to be reported by some little fucker on wikipedia, which cause me to have an anxiety attack. I didn't notice <a href="http://ginger2000.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/g/i/ginger2000.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconginger2000:" title="ginger2000"/></a> sign on to MSN, so she got upset and left. ;_; I don't want to be bothered for the rest of the day, I'm afraid I might snap on someone. ;_;<br /><br /><b>EDIT</b>: Okay, so I went out to finish helping dad unload his truck. I got up on the truck and went to step into the building, but I slipped and fell, hurt my shoulder and skinned my leg. I helped dad dispite the accident, but I became too sore and tired and had to go inside. I feel like more crap T.T<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SWJS</author>
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