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So you know what really pisses me off? People who whore out other characters.

Now, I'm not talking about two pairings with them in it, (I will be using Naruto as an example) like, let's say you like both Sasori/Deidara and Tobi/Deidara While that's alright, because both have decent development and evidence, (although I still like Saso/Dei more, I respect the people who DO like Tobi/Dei) like many other pairings in Naruto.

HOWEVER

I'm not talking about them. I'm talking about the people who absolutley-fucking-love to just whore out Deidara or Sakura who are, let's put it bluntly, the two biggest Naruto whores there are.

Like I said, liking Sasori/Deidara or Tobi/Deidara is fine, same with liking Naruto/Sakura and Sasuke/Sakura. Both have good development and decent evidence.

What I don't fucking like is when people deliberatley put them with fucktarded people. I mean, I can tolerate Hidan/Deidara, despite the extreme lack of evidence, and even Deidara/Sakura. If I see that it's in a story or a fanart, I'll just click the back button. I won't flame them, for it's pointless.

What I don't like, however, is Itachi/Deidara. Although it is much less popular than Sasori/Deidara, it pisses me off due to the negative evidence it produces. Deidara deliberatley says he basically hates all the Uchihas. (Minus Tobi, for he was not aware of his persona.)

To put it simply, Deidara fucking hates Itachi. Deidara's character is a proud douchebag who dislikes losing very much, however, will respect the person who has beaten him. That was not the case with Itachi, as in the recent databook it said he wished to fight him.

Do you take that as love?

And a few popular yaoi Naruto artists are perfect examples of things I hate. Sure, they have very good artwork, but they insist on whoring out Sasori and Deidara and Itachi.

Let me put it this way: SASORI IS A FUCKING PUPPET. HE CANNOT FUCK A PUPPET FOR THEY CANNOT PHYSICALLY HAVE SEX. THEREFORE, WHY THE HELL IS THIS PAIRING POPULAR. And even IF you make him alive, Sasori would be like, what, fifteen? Somewhere around there. Then it would be 'O HAI GAIZ, I'M SHOTA, NICE TO MEET YOU OLOLOLOL.'

Shota is fucking weird and sick. You think pedophilia is hot? Jesus.

It just pisses me off at what they're doing to good, well-developed characters. Not that the Sasori/Deidara or Tobi/Deidara fangirls are doing them any more justice, mind you. I draw fucktarded!Deidara for the lulz, so you can keep your fingers unpointed, thank you.

Just honestly, what the hell. I know it's fanfiction and fanart, but it just annoys me to see them pairing these badass guys with people they have explicitly stated their disdain for.

I sound stupid.

And retarded.

Fuck this, it's not worth losing more of my dignity.

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1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.

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Um

Thanks. I guess.


I'm going to go be awkward now.

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9000 pageviews? Jesus.

I'm still alive, totally.

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HEY EVERYBODY!
Today's mi birthday!

I'm ferteen! !

See ya~!

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/19151588/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/19151588/ Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:29:44 PDT

The journal is all freaky.
I DON'T LIKE CHANGE.

Anyway.

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (my mom counts, dammit)

SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 3

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
( ) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die (A squirrel. And multiple bugs that I've crushed)

SO FAR: 5

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart / sheezyart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 6

Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 8

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 12

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 16

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO far: 21

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 22

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 24

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 26

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 28

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 32

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 35

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 38

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 39

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 43

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
(x) Been Humped By A Monkey (dreams are weird)

SO FAR: 47

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
(x) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 50

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars

SO FAR: 53

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 56

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 60

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have/had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 63

Level 25
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 66

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You L... ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/18683626/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/18683626/ Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:44:51 PDT

1. Who is your favorite Pokémon?
Absolute Favorite: Shaymin
Kanto/Generation I: Dratini
Johto/Generation II: Sneasel
Hoenn/Generation III: Flygon
Sinnoh/Generation IV: Shaymin
Grass starter: Bulbasaur
Fire starter: Torchic
Water starter: Piplup
Eeveelution: Glaceon
Legendary Pokémon: Shaymin
Starter in Basic form: Piplup
Starter at Stage 1: Bayleef
Starter at Stage 2: Blaziken

2. Why do you like your absolute favorite?
He's so freakin' adorable I could hug him to death.

3. What is your favorite type of Pokémon? Why?
Grass or Psychic. They're both pretty kickass.

4. If you were a Pokémon, what would you be?
What I am? Ursaring. What I want to be? Weavile.

5. What starter Pokémon would you choose?
Torchic

6. What would be the first Pokémon you catch on your journey?(Name one for each region.)
Kanto: Caterpie
Johto: Hoppip
Hoenn: Ralts
Sinnoh: Pachirisu

7. Name your dream team.(Any region)
Blaziken, Starmie, Honchkrow, Shaymin, Flygon, Lucario

8. How long have you been interested in Pokémon?
Because I had Blue and a working Gameboy and was like "What the hell?".

9. Do your friends and family like Pokémon?
Brother used to. Maybe still does.

10. What are their favorites?
I htink my brother's is Mewtwo.

11. What do you value more, the games or the toys?
The games. I only have a pikachu doll and a mew clip-on, and a togepi and Jigglypuff doll.

12. What games do you have?
Blue, Snap, Sapphire, Diamond, Pearl, LeafGreen, FireRed...probably have more, just can't think of 'em.

13. What is your favorite plush? Figure? Game?
Plush? Eevee. Figure? Togepi. Game? Sapphire.

14. Name your top 5 favorite Pokémon:
Shaymin
Gallade
Beautifly
Blaziken
Togepi

15. Name your top 5 least favorite Pokémon.
(The ones that won't leave me the hell alone.)
Geodude
Rattata
Pidgey
Onix
Machop/Machoke/Machamp

16. What is your most favorite and least favorite regions?
Most: Sinnoh
Least: Johto

17. Do you like anthropomorphic(human-like) Pokémon(Pokémorphs)?
Sure.

18. Which kinds of Pokémorphs do you prefer and do you hate? Mostly human(Gijinkas), mostly Pokémon, or Pure/Classic/True Pokémorphs?
...

19. Which would you prefer for transformation? Human to Pokémon, Pokémon to human, human to Pokémorph, or Pokémon to Pokémorph?
....................?

20. What Pokémorph species would you want to be?
.....the...the good one...

21. Would you like it if Pokémorphs became official canon in the Pokémon franchise?(In other words, they become accepted by The Pokémon Company and Nintendo.)
Suuure.......?

22. What is your favorite moment in the Pokémon anime?
That one time with that one guy.

23. What is your favorite shipping couple(s) in the franchise?
Dawn/Paul

24. Which feature in any Pokémon game do you enjoy the most?(e.g. multiplayer battles, contests, day/night system, etc.)
Contests

25. What is your favorite Pokémon song(s)(or song used in the Pokémon anime and movies)?
The original theme. God it's so funny.

26. What are your top five favorite Pokémon movies? Bottom five least favorite?
1. Giritina and the Sky Bouquet: Shaymin
2. Mewtwo Strikes Back
3. The power of One
4. Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
5. Jirachi: Wishmaker
-least-
Idk. -doesn't care-

27. Do you prefer Pokémon that are powerful or Pokémon that have a good design (in other words, good looks)?
Good looks. I'm a picky bitch.

28. Do you like Pokémon of a certain condition?(Cool, Cute, Beauty, Tough, Smart)
Beauty.

29. There are many Pokémon fan clubs on deviantART. Which ones do you prefer the most? The least?(To see an incomplete list of Pokémon clubs, head to the ~Pokemon-Directory.)
Not in any.

30. Quick! What is your most random thought(that's clean) of a Pokémon doing something that humans do?
...................................................................................................................................................Mudkip smacking a human saying: "So i herd u leik humanz?"

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/17638461/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/17638461/ Tue, 01 Apr 2008 17:10:14 PDT

?????
Did anybody else, around 2:00-2:30 have their avatar changed to a mudkip, and it saying 'Do you leik mudkips?'

Cause I did, and I was like, WTF.

So yeah.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/17381329/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/17381329/ Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:58:42 PDT

HA. I got Brawl. Ohohohyes.

FRIEND CODE: 2277-6447-5721

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/17276099/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/17276099/ Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:02:11 PDT

Stupid time change...it's gay!

I'm tired. And I have contest in five days. *garglemesh*

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/17169699/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/17169699/ Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:13:25 PST





I am happy. I am elated. Yayzorz.
I HAVE A LESBIAN LURVER.

AHah. You guys are tards. Not literally.
Yes. Well. Cough.
ILY JENNAAAAA.(spelunking!)

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/17107629/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/17107629/ Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:24:23 PST

I've lost count. Really.
Stolen from somebody who doesn't know my name.

SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE :
1. Matt/Mello
2. Near/Linda
3. Pein/Konan
4. Light/Misa
5. Matsuda/Sayu
6. Alice/Jasper (Screw EdwardBella.)

THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
7. Rem/Ryuk (._.)
8. Zelda/Link (Still lurve them, though. Just won't draw.)
9. Naruto/Hinata (wtf. jeez.)

THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
10. L/LIIIGHT. (What the hell is the big deal with them anyway?)
11. Mello/Near (NO. NO. EW.)
12. MatsudaMikami (...No comment...)

TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
13. Dawn/Logan (That professor's assistant in Pokemon? Anybody? He prolly has a different name in the anime.)
14. Yusuke/Botan (Keiko is USELESS.)

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much? (Mello/Near)
Because Mello hates Near. UH, NO YAOI FANGIRLS. I GO BY LOGICAL REASONING. ish.

2. Who do you know that ships #13? (Dawn/Logan)
Uh.......me?

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3? (Pein/Konan)
Whips. Handcuffs. Whipped cream. Need I say more?

4. What is your favorite moment for #1? (Matt/Mello)
When Mello says he's sorry for Matt's death. I about had an anureism from fangirls overload. (Srsly.)

5. How long have you been following couple #6? (Alice/Jasper)
A while. I'm sick of the Edward/Bella tards. I heart Alice and Jasper. And Emmett kicks ass too.

6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring? (Zelda/Link)
Death Note, Naruto, Pokemon. Just anime, really.

7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4? (Near/Linda vs. Light/Misa)
Ohhh....er....Near/Linda, I guess. Because Idk about Light/Misa.

8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12. (L/Light vs. Mikami/Matsuda)
L/Light, definatley. THEY. ARE NOT. CANON. THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER, DAMMIT.

9. What interests you about #14? (Yusuke/Botan)
I've only come across their characters through Lanipator's Yu Yu Hakushuyo Abridged, I still think that Keiko is the (Pre-Timeskip) Sakura of YYH. Useless.

10. When did you stop liking #7? (Rem/Ryuk)
I dunno. ._.

11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series? (Naruto/Hinata)
No. Not really. I like both of them, just not together all that much. I'll only read them if the story is good.

12. What's a song that reminds you of #5? (Matsuda/Sayu)
...uh.......

13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
MATT/MELLO. It has CONSUMED me. No exaggeration, either.

14. Which do you dislike the most?
MELLO/NEAR. HATE THEM.

15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Pein/Konan and Matt/Mello. Lol. I would pay one hundred dollars to see that.

16. Have #2 (Near/Linda) kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
Wtf, no! Linda has like, one line. She's mentioned only twice after that.

17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely? (Light/Misa)
Uh, no. Light got killed by an albino r-tard, while Misa killed herself.

18. What would make you start shipping #14? (Yusuke/Botan)
If Yusuke wasn't such an ass.

19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6? (Near/Linda or Alice/Jasper)
...Oh geez, I can't choose. Uh, Near/Linda, I guess.

20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them? (L/Light)
L lives and Light dies and L, Matt, Mello, and Near all dance on his grave. Woot.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/17014809/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/17014809/ Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:55:11 PST

OHMYGAAWD.
I had my play tonight. It was awesome! It was great! It was stupendous! I loved it, it was sooo fucking great.
People must see it. VISIT ME AT MY SCHOOL, DAMMIT.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16942869/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16942869/ Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:34:10 PST

Yeah, so I told one of my friends about that whole thing about me in love and shit, and she hasn't responded.
Maybe I scared her off? Possibly. O.h.w.e.l.l.
Anywayz, my play is in a week! I'm excited, scared, and kinda freaked out all in one emotion! Huzzah for tri-motions!

Anyway, would someone like to donate me their 360? I can't wait five months for one!

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16904706/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16904706/ Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:42:26 PST

so there's this guy who broke my heart.
i feel all hollow inside. like my heart is actually broken.
he actually kissed his girlfriend, who i assumed was just his friend with benifits. butno, they actually bought each other valentine gifts.
and now i just want to go cry for a while. but i can't. i just...i just can't anymore.

and it doesn't help that he's the main reason for my servere mental depression right now.
i want to break all ties.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16758752/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16758752/ Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:37:33 PST

1.- Why and how did you become a DN fan?
Why: Friends got me into it. (Worst mistake they have ever made)
How: I don't know.

2.- Which one is better? The anime, or the manga?
Errgg...I guess the anime. It has like, a second more of Matt(exclamation point!)


3.- Have you ever watch the movies?
Yeah, on Youtube. The ending is so unintentionally funny.

4.- If you said yes, which one did you like it more?
First...?

5.- Who's your favorite character and why?
Matt. Hell if I know. He just is so awesomely rapapble.

6.- Who's your less favorite and why?
A tie between Near and Takada. Takada killed Mello, and I don't really like Near that much. No reason, I guess. :/ But I don't hate him with a passion. I'm on the neutral side of him, I suppose.

7.- Make a list of your favorite characters in order of which one do you like the most.

Matt
Mello
Mikami
L
Misa
Watari

8.- Kira or L?
L-shizzle

9.- Apples?
I CAN BRIBE DEATH!

10.- Do you like Shinigamis?
Ryuk scares the hell out of me, but yes.

11.- Who's your favorite shinigami and why?
Rem. She the ONLY female. D:

12- Who's your less favorite shinigami?
That one guy with the face.

13.- Do you like one shinigami just for his/her design?
Sidoh.

14.- Wammy boys? SPK?, the Kiras? Task Force Yotsuba? Mello's mafia gang?

Yotsuba and Mello's gang and Teh Wammy's (No order)

15.- Mello or Near?
Mello, bish.

16.- Do you know who's Matt?
I want to rape him. Yes

17.- Sakujo?
SAKUJO!

18.- Did you know there's a zero episode from the manga?
A what now?

19.- Did you know there's an special eraser to bring back to life, the people whom died with the death note?
...MUST. BRING. BACK. MELLO. AND THEN. BRING. BACK. MATT. EVEN THOUGH. HE DIED. BY TAKADA'S. BODY GUARDS. BUT WHATEVER. IT STILL COUNTS.

20.- Did you know Misa comitted suicide?
Yeah. It did not SHOW in ze manga, though.

21.- Do u know who Tota, Hideki, Shuichi, Hirokazu, and Kanzo?
Yeah. Tota Matsuda, Hideki Ide, Shuichi Aizawa, Hirokazu Ukita, and Kanzo Mogi.

22.- Do u love Kenichi Matsuyama?
Uh...

23.- Which opening do you preffer?
The first one.

24.- Ending?
Don't care.

25.- Do you like Linda?
Yes. I like NearxLinda too.

26.- Wammy or Roger?
Wammy. Watari is underappreciated.

27.- Your favorite pairings?
MattxMello (Seme Matt is uber winage)
MisaxLight (Yes. I like this pairing. Sue me.)
MikamixTakada (...What?)
LindaxNear (MORE UNDERAPPRECIATED CHARACTERS.)
LxMisa (Hellz yeah.)

28.- Your least favorite pairings?
TakadaxLight (Misa pwns her.)
NearxMello (WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY?!)
LxLight (Oooh, for shame! Both are straight.)

29.- Ryuk or Rem?
Remyuk.

30.- Did you know that Shinigamis just eat apples?
Uh...No. Not all. Sidoh eats chocolate.

31.- Do you own doujinshis?
No. CAN GET SUM OFF eBAY THOUGH!

32.- Have you ever written a fanfic?
Uh...yes. Yes I have. A lot. Click the link for more info.

33.- Have you ever drawn fanart?
Yes. It belongs in a trash can next to the Lourve.

34.- What kind of merchandise do you own?
Just the manga's. ATTEMPTING TO GET MORE CRAP.

35.- What kind of merchandise do you wish?
Light Plushie, L plushie, Mello, Near and Matt plushie. And An L backpack. And an L shirt.

36.- Halle or Gevanni?
Both paired.

37.- Do you own an original character for the series?
Hellz naw.

38.- Is he/she paired with a canon char. or another oc?
I didn't make one, dammit.

39.- Have you ever cosplayed of any DN chara?
No, but I wear my hair like Misa every day. Duzzat count?

40.- Mello with scar or without it?
No preference.

41.- Matt matches with the wall in the anime.
Crap. More difficult to rape and/or force Mello to rape. Only legally. Sex, I guess.

42.- Misa-misa is __________ (fill the blank space)
SUPER. (IloveMisa)

43.- Aizawa looks better with the afro, or without it?
Without.

44.- Tota x Sayu?
Siiiii. Matsuda so likes her.
~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16713152/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16713152/ Sun, 03 Feb 2008 19:09:57 PST

WEUIORUEWIORHWEIOTR
OH
SHIT
That was like...the best game in the history of ever.
The Giants scored with 35 seconds left on the clock!
THEY BEAT THE MUTHERFUCKING PATS!

SWEEEEEEEET!
This is like...awesome.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16693224/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16693224/ Sat, 02 Feb 2008 15:51:12 PST

I GOTS POKEMON DIAMOND.

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH.
Now I must trek to Tenessee to steal my brother's 360 so I can FINALLY play Portal/Team Fortress 2/ Half-life.

I'm going to go fangirl now. Toodles.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16572577/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16572577/ Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:25:16 PST

Yes. You know who you are.
...
...
.......
Go here: and...uh...
fuck it. I joined.
I have now...OFFICIALLY crossed to the dark side. OFFICIALLY. It is OFFICIAL.

...
And Paranoia, say ANYTHING and your teeth will be GONE.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16492125/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16492125/ Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:57:06 PST

Who the FUCK is Beyond Birthday?!
Someone tell me. Now.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16435944/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16435944/ Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:31:38 PST

...

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16344054/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16344054/ Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:34:28 PST

Grafetgehrejg12.
I am sick. Again. This time with a goddamn sinus infection or something. And I had play practice today! >:[
I'm tired...I hope my mom got me Vol. 10-12...

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16260243/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16260243/ Fri, 04 Jan 2008 18:53:55 PST

Dear mother,

Thank you for telling me I can't be trusted. I'm so very sorry for having flaws. I'm sorry I'm not a perfect person. I'm sorry that I can't be the little girl that you've *always* wanted.

I'm sorry that I ashame you. I'm sorry that just because I want to have friends over alone makes me stupid.

I'm sorry for being stupid.

Thank you for making me feel like shit.

Sincerely,
Elaine

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16182566/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16182566/ Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:51:10 PST

Honestly, I couldn't care less.
Well, whatever. Auld Lang Syne and all that crap.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16100080/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16100080/ Tue, 25 Dec 2007 19:58:45 PST

All of you. Now. I demand it. Go see 'Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story'. It is the best. movie. ever. My stomach STILL hurts from laughing so hard.

Alvin and the Chipmunks is shit next to this movie. Alvin and the Chipmunks wasn't even good to begin with...so...it's just a piece of shit movie that doesn't even deserve the title 'movie'.

DC, on the other hand, is funny, awesome, and has great acting.

Now go see.
ESPECIALLY YOU

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16094296/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16094296/ Tue, 25 Dec 2007 13:39:21 PST

OH
MY
F**KING
GOD!
I got EVERYTHING I wanted for Christmas. EVERYTHING!
A brand-new, shiny red DS! And Animal Crossing: Wild World AND Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass!

AND MORE INVADER ZIM CRAP! (Shirts and sweatshirts galore!)

AND...um...OH YEAH! GUITAR HERO III! I beat it on easy. (With my brother's help, of course)

AND TTFN AND L8R G8R!

AND MARIO AND SONIC AT THE OLYMIPCS! RIOEWRJETHJWKEHR!

And...um.......other crap!
(My mom got a gnome...lolroflcopter.)

Merry Christmas!

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16058247/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16058247/ Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:12:10 PST

MISA APPEARS SOON!
MISA APPEARS SOON!
That's enough of that.

LOL JIRAYIA WAS KILLED. Hell if I care if you didn't know.

SO...UM...CHRISTMAS EVER=TOMMORROW. I thank my religion, because I get to open presents TOMMORROW INSTEAD OF TEH 25.

Epic Win.
(And if my brother didn't get me ttfn and l8r g8r, someone will be stabbed. : D )

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16034437/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16034437/ Fri, 21 Dec 2007 19:14:45 PST



It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16004060/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/16004060/ Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:19:17 PST

One of my bestestes friends is moving. D:
He's going to a different school! Dammit.
It's like...no. Stop it.
I'm tired and sick and I have finals goddammit.
Happy birthday
Now get back to drawing.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15950473/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15950473/ Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:33:37 PST

SHIIIIIIIIIIT
Guess who made a MySpace account (again?)
Me.
Oh. Yes.
I am filled with so myuch shame it ain't possible for people to have more shame than ME.

GAAREGH.
D:

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15949297/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15949297/ Sat, 15 Dec 2007 18:54:42 PST

SEVEN

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15864225/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15864225/ Sun, 09 Dec 2007 14:25:31 PST

I had to cut a worm in half today...Well, cut a worm in half per se.
I tried to. I did. Honestly. But I felt so sorry for it. I mean, when I made a small cut into it, its organs spewed all over the plate, and then it started to squirm....god, it was just terrible.

And now I'm traumatized.
Wonderful.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15823661/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15823661/ Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:09:16 PST

LULZ HEY THERE DELILAH.
My arm hurts...
So, after I stressed out a little and screamed a little, I'm fine.
Science is just pissing me off.
MRS. YKRATS SUCKS.

(_{But Death note Rocks...})

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15754909/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15754909/ Sat, 01 Dec 2007 19:31:40 PST

I've been dead.
And I will be until after Dec. 14.
CUZ, UM...MY SCIENCE TEACHER IS GAY.
A mythbusters project! It's worth, like, one-third our grade or something! And we have to take 'lab reports'! It's all just incredibly....incredibly stupid.

IN OTHER NEWS...
Project Runway kicks ass.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15683293/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15683293/ Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:32:49 PST

SO TODAY in spanish, my friend Jesse needed a pencil, and so I'm like 'Just use the colored pencil on the ground'
and he says
"I don't like color."
I STARTED CRACKING UP. It was HILARIOUS.

Oh yeah, you know the stereotype 'black people like watermelons'?
Why watermelons? Why not, like...oranges? Or strawberries? D:

Elaine is confused.
BYE BITCHES.

P.s. DO L AND LIGHT KISS?! D:

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15654188/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15654188/ Sat, 24 Nov 2007 18:22:06 PST

_{LOL SMALL TEXT FTWin AMERICA!}

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15641417/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15641417/ Fri, 23 Nov 2007 20:41:20 PST

I fail at spelling Thanksgiving.
So my brother and wife came home yesterday for approximately 16-17 hours yesterday.
We only saw him for five hours.
And it was awesome. Ice Cream Cake galore!

OH YEAH GUYS, I HAVE AN F IN SPANISH which really sucks, because I like Spanish now. Honestly I don't know why; I've been turning everything in and doing all the work. I suppose I've just been getting bad grades.

I REALLY WANT TO STAY IN SPANISH (until Ms. Hoagbitch comes back, which, hopefully she will not)

BYE GUYSSSSS

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15551483/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15551483/ Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:18:34 PST

SUPER
MARIO
GALAXY
IS
AWESOME.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15480078/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15480078/ Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:20:24 PST

CHOUJI
IS
NOT
DEAD
GOD
DAMN
IT.
Bloody dub watchers...

In other news, I deleted a BUNCH of deviations. A BUUUUUUUUUUNCH.
..
Kay : D

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15436169/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15436169/ Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:15:52 PST

Stolen from Darky () Since I'm bored.

Naruto
[x] You're stubborn. (Shit yes.)
[ ] You like ramen.
[ ] Are foxes your favorite animal?
[x] You're afraid of ghosts. ('Afraid' and 'Believe in' are two different things)
[x] You're jealous of your best friend.
[x?] Are you a hands-on kind of person? (Whut? Sure...?)
[x] Do you have a crush on someone, who isn't interested in you?
[x] You want people to respect you.
[ ] You never give up.
[ ] Are you tan?
[ ] Were you born on the 10th of October? (GODDAMN I WAS ONE DAY OFF FROM SASUKE'S FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY)
Total: 5.5

Sasuke
[ ] You don't care about other people or their opinions.
[ ] Are you left handed?
[x] You prefer being alone.
[x] Are you cold, cruel or withdrawn? (No...not at all..*sarcasm*)
[x] Are you talented? (Writing, drawing, etc.)
[x] Have you had to work on your social skills? (A few times.)
[x] Do you practice your skills? (Piano.)
[x] Do you have a motive in you life that you live for?
[ ] Do you feel like you're cursed?
[ ] Were you born on the 23rd of July? (24 GODDAMN IT! ONE. DAY! ONE DAY! GODDAMN IT!)
Total: 6

Sakura
[x] You like the color pink. (Mehhh...I suppose.)
[x] Do you feel like something inside of you is ordering you?
[x] You and your friends have a crush on the same person. (Maybe...)
[x] You're smart.
[x?] You have a five-finger forehead. (Height or width?)
[x] You usually repress your emotions.
[ ] You insult people just to annoy them.
[ ] You're aiming for a medical career.
[ ] You grew long hair because of your crush.
[ ] Were you born on the 28th of March?
Total: 5.5

Kakashi
[x] You read romance novels.
[x] You like to spend time in the fields.
[x] Have you separated from some group? (Seperated from my Kindergarten friends...)
[ ] Is your personality hard to describe? (No. I'm evil, sarcastic, and I hate the people in this god-forsaken world.)
[ ] Are you often late? (Not often. Rarely, would be a good term.)
[x] Do you like to use something that covers your mouth? (Tape when I'm being silly)
[ ] Do you use the sayings: "A black cat crossed my path..." or "I fell into a sewer..."?
[ ] Is one of your eyes a different color from your other one?
[ ] You only have one hobby.
[ ] Were you born on the 15th of September?
Total: 4

Itachi
[x] You like red and black.
[ ] You wear purple nail polish.
[ ] You paint your toenails.
[x] You've been the leader in a group. (like, in science groups and projects. ._.)
[x] You're a lot more advanced than other in your age class.
[x] You're unforgiving at times.
[x] You judge people.
[x] You hang out with a certain crowd.
[ ] You have a little brother. (An OLDER.)
[x] You dress in overly long clothes. (Ish. Some clothes can go about two inches past my waist.)
Total: 7

Gaara:
[x] You like sand.
[x] You could care less.
[x] You feel like no one loves you.
[x] You're alone a lot of the time.
[x] You've made some sort of a symbol of love on your skin. (Sureeeee.....)
[ ] Your name means death in Japanese. (No...I'm Polish. My name means Bright. And so does my middle name.)
[ ] You have one reason to live.
[x] Your life has had a significant turn.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] Is you birthday on the 19th of January?
Total: 6

Lee
[ ] You believe in hard work.
[x] You're decisive.
[ ] You have large eyes.
[x] You're a unique person. (Everybody's unique...)
[ ] You've seriously decided to do something.
[x] You have a huge crush on someone.
[ ] You have a person who you share a warm relationship with. (uh....sure?)
[ ] You have a black bowl-cut.
[x] You've been in an accident where you were had little chance to survive.
[x] You like green.
Total: 5

Jiraiya
[ ] You write and sell romance novels.
[x] Are you a pervert? (I undress people WITH MY EYES)
[x?] Do you like alcohol? (Well...not exactly. Like, I like taking small sips of pina coladas but nothing leik, HUGE.)
[ ] You're somewhat famous.
[ ] You have long/white hair.
[ ] Do you spy on people for some reason?
[x] You're specialized in some field.
[ ] You're over 20.
[x] You're in some way great. (Suree....?)
[x] Do you have an ambiguous way of thinking... ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15421929/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15421929/ Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:00:16 PST

What? What is this?
I've gotten spamed with random generic websites every friggin' day. goddamn it's annoying.
In other words...

Cameo is still a complete retard who should be bashed in the head with a large bunt object.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15381728/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15381728/ Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:15:20 PST

well, today, I finally didn't suck at Ocarina of Time
I mean, I'm to the Goron part and I've been playing since yesterday.
Woot.
Anyway.

-Do any of you care? D:

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15320618/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15320618/ Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:35:07 PDT

Do you know that one defining moment in life, where you know however much you do, you still won't be able to get it?
That moment kind of hit me today.
The guy, I like, that I've been bitching and whining about for about a year now, I just realized, will never. ever. ever. like me.

Ever.

It hurts, believe me. But that doesn't even compare to the fact that he hugs and flirts with his other female friends.
And what do I get?
Some glances, comforting words if I'm sad. It sucks beyond suckage.

This feeling, this...place is not something of which I would wish on my worst enemy.

But to put all of this behind, and start to go play Mario Kart for the fourth time that day, to ignore the feeling and start doing homework, to joke around with friends on Myspace, is saying that you aren't, I'm not, willing to give up, and aren't willing to say die.
You won't tie the knot until he finally realizes he's been a total jackass.
And until that day,
you must keep trying.
No matter what it takes.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15290825/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15290825/ Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:37:21 PDT

No. Seriously.
It does.
What, 101,000 YEARLY?
Hell. I wanna be a frikin' Astronomer...Badly.

Anyway

-Today, my whole grade went to this (rather large) gym and did this 'LIving in the Real World' Thing. It was cool! I had a kitty, and I ended up with $2772.67 after paying taxes, housing, insurance, transportation, etc.
I WAS FILTHY MOTHER FCUKING RICH.
And it felt grood. :]

-Black Jack and P.T.Y.M were outside and started to hump a pole
Yes. I know. Weird.
But, whatever makes them happy.
(Although I'm pretty sure Black Jack's girlfriend was ticked off.)

-Today, Asshole called Pink Punk some names. She was quite upset, and vented her anger on me (sorta)
God I want that little emo piece of cheese to die.

-I WANT CANDY KNIVES.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15274132/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15274132/ Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:52:23 PDT

So, a few hours ago, I learned that L, one of my FAVORITE FREAKING CHARACTERS EVER was killed by Kira/Light. Bastard...
And Misa was killed by L! Misa! My other favorite character!
D100
Oh well. I'll stop my incessant whining for a moment.

-Blondie was, as always, awesomely emo and hyper. Aww, but we still love him!
BUT HE RUINED MY DAY. (see above)
Aughh....Oh well. He has to have stitches so, whatever. Sucks to be him.

-Pink Punk (Formerly known as Shorty. Changed the name so I wouldn't confuse her with Funsized.) was absent today, due to a cold, er, flu or something like that. Hell, I dunno. But I was SAD. D:

-Black Jack and I are STILL getting along great. But, he's a totall idiot and can't see when his goddamn girlfriend is depressed. (No, I'm not his girlfriend. I'm keeping that a secret.)

-Rims was...emo, or a variation of today at recess. She cheered up in Gym, though.

-Cameo, the jackass who, although he is annoying, we all know and love, is starting (again) to show signs of liking Sage. Dude. Make up your frickin' mind!

-Shorty and Raggedy are dating (again). What is this, the ninth time? D:

-HALLOWEEN, is in two days, bitches! I can't go (I wanna go as Misa or Mello[Since Blondie is going as L] but I can't since I don't have enough time to get a costume, which sucks) but I'm gonna be happy sitting at home, watching X-play until my eyes bleed.

Man, this was long.

Oh well.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15256675/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15256675/ Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:14:56 PDT

Stolen from since I'm bored and i don't want to do my Social Studies.

Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Black - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Red - $75
[ ] Brown - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $2
Total: $50

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $150
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $50
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $200

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[x]4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45
Total so far: $250

Age:
[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $350

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ] First born - $300
[ ] Only child - $250
[x] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last born - $200
[ ] Third born - $100
[ ] Fourth born - $100
[ ] Fifth born - $250
Total so far: $500

Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] Yes - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $0
Total so far: $900

Vision?
[ ] Perfect vision - $300
[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[ ] Contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1050
Total so far: $950

Car Color [or familes' car(s)]:
[ ] White - $2,000
[x] Maroon - $800
[x] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Pink - $475
[ ] Black - $450
[x] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[x] Silver - $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0
Total score: $3150

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ]12 and a half to 13 - $250(I have big feet...)
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[x] 7 to 10 - $600
[ ] Under 7 - $550
Total so far: $3750

Favorite Colors(three):
[x] Green - $750
[x] Black - $600
[x] Red - $800
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $ 50
Total so far: $5900

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] No - $1000(I was lazy)
[ ] On some - $750
Total so far: $6900

how many people are you going to tag?
[x] 100 - 150 = $250,000 (I LIE. Oh well. I get more money!)
[ ] 90 - 80 = $100,000
[ ] 70 -60 = $50,000
[ ] 50 - 40 = $10,000
[ ] 30 - 20 = $5,000
[ ] 20 - 10 = $1,000
[ ] 10 - 1 = $500
TOTAL: 256,900
Yay for richness!

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15247496/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15247496/ Sat, 27 Oct 2007 18:11:51 PDT



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It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15219323/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15219323/ Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:21:01 PDT

I've been speaking a lot of Spanish lately.
Don't. Ask. Why.
Srsly.
ANYWAYESSSS...

-Today, Fuhn-szied pissed me off royally. AND I MEAN ROYALLY. He won't stop talking crap about Raggedy. And then, when I SPOKE my OPINION, he says that it was stupid and wrong. He didn't respect my opinion. And people who don't do that, don't earn my respect. I'm happy now, but he's never going to be respected by me again. EVER.

-Blondie went emo. AGAIN, today in FACS.
Yay...? D:

-Black Jack and Sage are getting along quite nicely. He and I had a good conversationg today/yesterday about how sometimes, he sounds like a Walrus.

-It is official. Cameo will never, AND I MEAN NEVER, respect/like Sage. Well. Damn.

-Waves is probably more scared of our school now due to the Conga! line we had today at recess. Rejoice!

-SCRUBS STARTS TONIGHT, BITCHES.

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My feet are FREEZING.
And I have socks on.
Stupid October...
ANYWay, you might be wondering how my life is! Or not.
MOstly not.
WHATEVES.

-Blondie went emo for a NewRecord! Today. A half-hour!
ON HALF HOUR!
He deserves a trophy.

-Fun-sized and Raggedy have officially broken up. For now.
I bet they get back together in a month-or less-times.

-Blue Water hates Zac Effron with me! HELL YES.

-Cameo does not, and never will like Sage. If he doesn't respect her goddamn opinion, then he'll never like me.

-Sage is starting to question her own feelings for Cameo.

-BLONDIE LIKES SHORTY!
BLONDIE LIKES SHORTY!
BLONDIE LIKES SHORTY!
BLONDIE LIKES SHORTY!

-Banana still fails.

-Italy was back today. Yay! He was gone yesterday from being sick.

-Bleppie was back today after being ''sick''. She skipped. Like, a week. Total.

-It's about damn time Jackass is jicked out of Seventh Period gym! (For a week...D: )

-TU MADRE, BITCHES.

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You see that little link at the bottom?
Click it.
You know you want to.
ANYway...

-Blondie has decided to COPY off of SAGE. I expect him to call me Sage!
CALL ME IT, DAMMIT!

-For some odd reason, Rims got upset halfway into gym today. Me thinks it has something to do with Black Jack, but she was happy after she talked to him.

-Someone has a crush on Cameo.
BITCH.
Kidding. As long as he's happy, then I'm happy.

-Banana was back today. After his arm broke from quote-unquote 'getting hit by a bus'. Acutally, he just fell.
But getting hit by a bus is epicer.

-Pervant and I complained-(more like bitched...) about how the frickin' lunchroom didn't have any frickin' FOOD in it. So, we get two pizza days because I spoke my mind.
Hellz yeah. HIGH FIVES.

-It has been deduced that Pessy and Seafoam are not friends anymore. They were fighting over a goddamn BOY.
A BOY.
That's sad.

It's time for a sexy party.

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I've been a little...dead. Sorry, I got MySims. It's AWESOME. I played it for like, six hours STRAIGHT-only taking a few breaks in-between.
SO HA-HA MR. .

No gossip today. I had a three-day weekend! Yaysssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
sss.
And FINALLY updated his story. Go check it out. The title is 'Just another day'. It's angst-tacular!

And read my stories.
And +fav them.
And +fav me as an author.
Or die
Painfully.

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DUMBLEDORE
IS
GAY.
Gay. Homo. Fag. Queer. He's GAY.


It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15050800/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15050800/ Sat, 13 Oct 2007 22:30:07 PDT

E: An Amazing Friend
L: Loves to laugh and smile
A: Hot
I: very good kisser
N: Easy to fall in love with
E: An amazing friend

Meh...

A: Hott
B: Amazing kisser
C: good kisser
D: can kick ur ass
E: is an amazing friend
F: loves people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: cute
I: very good kisser
J: is really sweet
K: crazy
L: loves to laugh and smile
M:makes dating fun
N: easy to fall in love with
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: is a good person to be with
S: makes people laugh
T: their smile is to die for
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times


[] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x]You are in love
[x] You have your own room.
[x]You own a cell phone. (It's a piece of shit, though.)
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 1 best friend.
[] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 6

[x] You dress how you want to.
[] You hang out with friends more than once a week
[] There is a computer/ laptop in your room
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x] You NEVER cry more than twice a month. (Although it depends.)
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
T0 T A L: 5

[] You have over 50 friends on myspace (Myspace is gay.)
[] You have over 500 friends on myspace (It still sucks)
[] You have over 1000 friends on myspace (What the hell is the big deal with fucking Myspace?)
[] You have pictures on myspace. (GAWD. Myspace is GEH.)
[] Your parents let you have a myspace (They wouldn't care.)
[x] You get allowance
[] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to school
[x] You don't wish you were someone else. (Sometimes, but not really.)
[] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school. (Playing my Wii. IT COUNTS, DAMMIT.)
T 0 T A L: 4

[]You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your mom
[] You are happy with your appearance
[x] You have never gotten a failing grade in your life (On a report card. The lowest I've gotten was a D.)
[x] You have friends
T 0 T A L: 3

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about many people.
[x]You know more than one language (Broken Spanish.)
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs. (Broken, though.)
[x] You dont have any enemies (That I know of.)
[...x?]You are a generally nice person. (Kinda...)
T O T A L: 8

TOTAL OVERALL: 26


multiply by 3 and post as I am _78_% happy
Joyous day! I'm not emo! Well, I never was...but YES.

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15016454/ http://Sage-of-Dorks.deviantart.com/journal/15016454/ Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:42:59 PDT

OKAYOKAYOKAYAOKAY!
Guess what happened?
Black Jack and Pale got in a fight today. It was awesome.
Not so much of a fight, but here ya go.

-Pale threw some orange juice thingy at him. Black Jack got pissed, so he attacked him. It kept going until Cameo broke it up, (which makes him more sexy...well...awesome, more or less) and then Black Jack attacked him again. It was epic. So, Black Jack settled down and was still highly pissed at him.

Okay, so here's the other crapola.

-Kitty is moving schools. Damn.

-Rims and Black Jack are still getting further apart.

-Bandana, Prune's sub, is awesome on so many levels. I'm actually learning.

-Cameo has shwon sings of liking Sage, but I am not sure.

Blondie came over today. And I saw his DOLLY PARTON picture. He was cross-dressing.
Ha.

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UARGEHRAEKRJWEQHKREWNM I had to go to the Dentist. And it sucked. Well, I don't hate the denTIST, I hate going there. The taste in my mouth is just horrible
So, I'm downing about three gallons of moutain dew.
ANYWAY.

-Apparently a day or so ago, Ms. Prune shoved/slapped a student. I hope she gets fired.

-Dammit, My mom got a Laptop!

-HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOVANATOR!

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This is some random thingy I stole from
Something about my life as a fantasy movie...

OPENING THEME:
Sweetness-Jimmy Eat World
(YES.)

You wake up to see bright lights falling from the sky.
LDN-Lily Allen
(...okey...)

You tumble out of bed and run to the window, but a falling light transports you to a new world.
We Didn't Start the Fire-Billy Joel
(I GET TO LIGHT FIRES! AND PRETEND I DIDN'T!)

When you come to, you are in a strange place.
Gay Boyfriend-The Hazzards
(I'M IN A FIELD WITH GAY PEOPLE! OH THE EXCITEMENT!)

You wander for a bit and come to a city.
This is Halloween-Panic! At the Disco version
( )

A strange man approaches you. You can't see his face. What does he say?
London Beckons Songs about money written by machines-Panic! At the Disco
(What the hell does that mean, anyway?)


Upon hearing that, you run away, only to have the main villains chase after you. They call you an unfamiliar name.
Whatsername-Green Day
(Bastards...)


You duck into a deserted alley and that same cloaked man is standing in front of you. He takes off the cloak to reveal that he is a beautiful young man. And he tells you:
It's time to Dance-Panic! At the Disco
(HELL. YES.)

Once you arrive, you find a cast of characters who all seem to recognize you. Confused, you ask for an explanation from the young man, who calls himself:
Dead!-MyChemicalRomance
(...ZOMBIEEEE!)

You find out that you are the reborn savior of this world. The world is called:
Move Along-All American Rejects
(What the FUCK? )

The villains find you and your friends and capture them. The young man bids you to run and leave the rest behind.
Miss Murder-AFI
(Kay then.)

You are the only one who has escaped, but you know that you have to rescue your friends. Steeling your heart, you set off, determined to find the leader of the villains, whose name is whispered with fear.
American Idiot-Green Day
(YES. Good ol' Geroge W.)

Upon arriving at the castle, you burst in and demand your friends' release. The leader reveals that he is actually a:
Hitchin' A ride-Green Day
(A hobo? For God's sake man, what the hell?)

Shocked, nevertheless, you must battle. You somehow magically remember your past life and all your past life's abilities. Your weapon _______ appears at your side.
.......Everyone's A little bit Racist-Avenue Q Soundtrack
(So my weapon is racism. Dammit.)

It is a long and arduous battle and you are both exhausted. Finally, you demand the villain's name. And they smile before telling you:
A Walk Through Hell-Say Anything
(Their Name is HELL? I'm GOING there, bitches.)

Finally, you strike the villain down. They are vanquished, and with a sad smile, they tell you their last words.
The Presidential Suite-Say Anything
(I WANT TO STAY IN ONE, DAMMIT.)


The villain spirals up into the sky as a tower of dancing lights and your friends are freed. The leader's minions were actually all conveniently brainwashed and now are all on your side. They give you your new title:
If you were gay-Avenue Q Soundtrack
(I hate life.)

You look down in surprise as your start fading away into lights, much like the villain has. Your friends are also surprised, and you exchange tearful farewells. Apparently you're also dying.
Honestly-Cartel
(HONESTLY, I' dying. HA! I made a funny!)

You give one final look to the beautiful young man and he tells you something important. Those words are:
It Ends Tonight-AAR
(Well Duh, asswipe.)

You are transported back to your world and wake up to find that it was only a dream. Or was it?
Passion-Utada Hikaru
(...)

ENDING THEME:
Kiss Yourself Goodbye-AAR
(And once again, one of the only good ones on the stupid thing.)

It's time for a sexy party. ]]> ~Sage-of-Dorks