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Devious Journal Entry

~Sagegrl — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:48:27 PST

.: Purple Lights

Weeeeeeeeee..... Journal fun!!!

Hmmmm...not to much to say...

Awkwaaaaaaaard....

lol

Everything is good, life is fun, and art is great.

Thats about it!

BYE!!! *waves*

Life Ish Good.

~Sagegrl — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:49:04 PDT

*sings* It's My Birthday, It's My Birthday...

No really it's my birthday! ^^ and I type this journal on my new laptop! So happy, and excited about it! Also anxiously awaiting the delicious smelling dinner my father is cooking! It's making my stomach growl! Can't wait to spend time with my family over dinner, and see my nephew, who now has teeth and is starting to walk! They grow up so fast! He's gotten so biiiig!

Went to Ocean City with friends for meh b-day, much fun. Though it rained for a bit and we didn't get to go to the beach which was sad... but yay for fisher's popcorn! It le rocks man!

Ok.... I shall go now... *waves*

hiss ....people....

~Sagegrl — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 22:03:28 PDT

Ah the amusing conversations one could have.

Person -Whoa your hair is purple!
Me- No wai!!!
Person- Why is your hair purple?
Me- You know, I asked myself the same question about two weeks ago, one afternoon when I woke up. As well as the questions: Where am I? Why is there a duck over there? Do I smell cookies? Why the hell does my head hurt so much? among other questions. None of which I could remember the answer to. I did however, suddenly remember the reason why I don't drink.
Person- Really?!
Me- No you idiot. I just wanted to dye my hair purple. What did you expect?
Person- oh....

*sigh* Alas I'm to lazy to say something like that to a person who has to inform me that my hair is purple, as if I didn't already know.

People amuse me. They also make me want to slam my head against a wall.

Inconsistency

~Sagegrl — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 20:03:04 PDT

Why is it that I always go for months and months before I submit anything. Then randomly one day I go and post 'everything and the kitchen sink'? (Epi that line is awesome!) XD

Anyway... yay for art!

~Post 7 Pet Peeves!~
~pass it on~

1. I'm short. This is very obvious to me. Must everyone ALWAYS point this out? I like my height!

2. Why is it animals always have to stop right into front of me when I walk? That way I fall over myself trying not to step on them.

3. The hallway is wide enough for everyone. Stop elbowing me as I walk by!

4. When i'm talking to you, don't just suddenly walk away to talk to someone else across the room without telling me. It's rude when i'm in mid-sentence!

5. Do not grab my sides and squeeze. It hurts. I have ribs and other bones there. And when you jab me in the sides I will get angry and hit you back.

6. I am mildly OCD when I ask you not to crumple something or mess something up, please don't do it. It makes me sad. I'll only forgive you if you're my good friend.

7. If I ask you to stop talking about something, please stop. I'm uncomfortable with it. And when I tell you NOT to touch me. Or get the hell away from me, I mean it. Listen to what I say. Or I will freak out.

I'm sorry.

~Sagegrl — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 23:04:11 PST

I'm sorry.

But maybe I get a little bitchy sometimes. Maybe I should be allowed to have my off days. Maybe I get upset when my best friends yell at me when I try to help them. Maybe I didn't know that they've heard it all before. Maybe I go over your house all the time because I wouldn't see you otherwise. Maybe I like being somewhere, where I thought that people liked being around me. Maybe I don't have any where else where I felt accepted. Maybe I took all the bitchy, mean moments that everyone is allowed to have and didn't judge you because I love you like sister. I forgave you for any mean or rude times like I always have and always will because everyone deserves that, and to be accepted and loved by someone. Maybe I didn't know that I hurt you. Maybe I didn't know that you were crying like I am now. Maybe that's because you hid it from me. I can't always tell what you're thinking, i'm not a people person I'm not good at reading people. So you have to tell me. You know i'll always be there for you. That's what our friendship means to me. I'll always be there for you. I won't judge you. No matter if I don't agree with you all the time. Or when you confuse the hell out of me. Or when we're screaming at each other and by the end we can't even remember why we were fighting. Maybe I don't bring out the best in you, or your most lively side. But I thought you were happy when we were together. I always was. Maybe I'd like to not be put down all the time too. Maybe I have issues too. Maybe I hide them because I don't feel like I'm important enough for anyone to care or pay attention. Maybe for once I would like to feel loved and cared about. Or maybe I'm a shitty friend. Maybe some people don't deserve anyone. Maybe they don't have the right to be cared about. To have anyone loyal and kind. Maybe I'm one of those people. Who knows? I'm offically a public jerk now so it doesn't matter what I say.

All I know is that we may be insecure, issued, mean people and screwy friends. But when we're friends at least your MY screwy friend. And i'm YOUR screwy messed up friend. And at least when we're friends we know that we have someone who cares.

I'm sorry.

Just wanted you to know that I love you. Always will. You're one of my best friends.

A girl by one point, An aunt by one boy

~Sagegrl — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 19:53:00 PST

Your Boy Side
[X] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.

11/25 Im a guy...

Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[X] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[X] You like getting manicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (...no comment....)
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories. (I like long showers, they're relaxing!!! but I don't really wear make-up)
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[X] You care about what you look like....
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can. (..no comment!!! )
[X] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

12/25 ...

Haha a girl by one point XD

On another note... Good god im going to be an aunt in less then 7 weeks if all goes as predicted so some time in December. I can't wait. Little Mason is going to be spoiled to death XD. With him born we'll have 5 whole generations on one side of the family alive at the same time! Great-Grandmother, Grandmother, Mom, Daughter, Son. O.o my great-grandmother is like 96 and she can still walk by herself! How amazing is she?

Extreme attack sniper ping pong

~Sagegrl — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:58:51 PDT

Extreme attack sniper ping pong

What you'll need
1. At least 2 people, more is better
2. A ping pong table in a small room with no windows (or you can close the windows and block out all light)
3. At least 20-30 ping pong balls scattered around the room.
4. At least one paddle per person
5. A drink someone is drinking *must be in open cup* so you can laugh when the person hits the ping pong ball into their own drink
6. The bigger/stronger/more talented person on your team (optional but it's more fun for yourself this way)

Here's how you play.
1.First start out playing a normal game of ping pong.
2.Then add a few more balls.
3.Then hit the balls as hard as you can and off the walls (if you are in a smallish room like we were.)
4.Then just start flinging ping pong balls at each other using hands, paddles, ect..
5.Then hide under the table and hoard all the ping pong balls
6.Then get a big strong person on your team and give them all the balls to pelt at people
8.Then turn out the lights (make sure you play in a small room in the basement so there is only about a foot and a half around the edge of the table and no windows) *hint- make sure you're on the side of the table with the light switch*
9. Collect all the balls and hit them randomly and hope you hit someone, because it's pitch black and you can't see *hint- beware of other people also collecting the balls, they have paddles as well and will hit you with them (on purpose or not depends on who you're playing with)*
10.Randomly flick the lights on so you can find balls
11. Get tired and go upstairs and eat cake, or brownies, or some other fun sugary snack (optional if diabetic or have medical reasons, the rest of you have no excuse and i do not care if you are on a diet!)

RULES
1. No hurting little kids who play this (12 and under)

2. Try not to break anything, people WILL get pissed

3. No taking my game and saying it was yours, you do and I shall hunt you down and kill you (I have my ways)

4. Do not gang up on one person if there are more then 3 players, it's not cool and just ruins the fun

5. When someone screams OW please pause the game and make sure they are ok

6. People under the age of 6 shouldn't play this

8. There will be no #7 in my game (take that numerical order!)

9. Please tell me you didn't just check to see if there was a rule #7

HAVE FUN!!!

~~~NO KILLING PEOPLE~~~ (maiming is fine)

*sigh* fine I was kidding about the maiming -__-

People who have been killed for breaking rule #3 so far - 0

SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!

~Sagegrl — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 21:57:51 PDT

Well this has been a 'fun' couple of weeks before spring break (total sarcasm)

1. Lost a friend, who I want to make up with but I don't know if I can trust her again.

2. Had a nose bleed that lasted an HOUR! i was in the stupid nurse's office bored to death... that was alot of blood, has anyone else ever had one last a whole fricking hour???

3. number 3 is actually an okish thing lol, I was on costume crew for the musical (which I tortured emi and epi with by forcing them to go XD) which was fun, then the night me and my friend were working (it showed for 3 days and we had to work at one) me and her sat in the dressing rooms so bored that i actually started curling her hair! Her straight as a board hair, it looked pretty good to considering IÂve never used a curler! XD (IÂve never HAD to use one lol)

4. had to read half a book and do impossible dialectical journals on it (ugh!!!) then translate the Odyssey! Two whole freaking books of it! (which is like 2 extremely long chapters lol)

5. Had to play 'Bull Snot' in gym... don't. ask.

6. Emi left a day early before spring break, skipping the last day! I hate when she does that -__-, so now I have to plan some kind of torturous activity to put her through as punishment! *insert evil laughter here* lol

7. Now I think im getting sick and it's the first fricking day of spring break! I even lost my voice! T_T

Wow thats alot of numbers.... lol

btw what is it with shower scenes in movies? why does there always have to be some hot person taking a shower? And why is they're face always pointed directly into the stream of water? nobody takes a shower like that! Is it some kind of stupid fan service or something?

Well at least now it's spring break! OFF SCHOOL!!!! WOOTNESS!!!

Happy Easter everyone!!! ...now I gotta go spend time with my family... and my hyper little cousin, it's going to be the death of me! XD

k im done ranting now!!! you can go back to ignoring me! WOOT! lol

Quizzes are fun!!!

~Sagegrl — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:45:22 PST

1. Babe or baby: baby
2. Sweetie or cupcake: sweetie
3. Darling or Sunshine: sunshine
4. Hot or Beautiful: beautiful

PRESENTLY -
1. Is your hair wet? nu
2. Is your cell phone right by you? no
3. Do you miss someone? yeah
4. Are you wearing chap stick? no
5. Are you excited for tomorrow? yes
7. Are you wearing pajamas? nu

HAVE YOU-
1. Recently done anything you regret? i can't remember! XD
2. Ever licked someone? does biteing someone count? lol
3. Ever tripped over your own feet? ....this is me were talking about!!! ...yes -_-

TODAY -
1. Have you cursed today? yeah
2. Have you yelled at someone? maybe...
3. Have you gotten mad at someone? sorta
4. Have you kissed someone? no

Q&A:
1: Is there a person who is on your mind right now?
yeah

2: Why?
dunno

3: Do you have any siblings?
yuh

4: Do you want children?
eventually

5. How many?
dunno

6: Do you smile often?
yes

7: Do you wish on stars?
yeah lol

8: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
nope

9: Why did you last cry?
uhhh i think i slammed my hand in a door?

10: Do you like your handwriting?
ehhh it could be better

11: Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
mine -_-

12: What color shirt are you wearing?
blue

13: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
2 piercings in each ear

14: I Cant Wait until?
febuary

1. Are you into anyone right now?
sure

2. Did you kiss anyone this past summer?
what is with the kissing questions?

3. Who was the last person (besides you) in your room?
my cat?

4. Have you ever had chicken pox?
ugh i hated it

5. Is there someone you want to fight?
maybe..... xD

6. What were you wearing when your last kiss took place?
seriously! wtf?

7. Song playing right now?
amaranth

8. What are you doing tomorrow?
hanging out with epi and emi hopefully!

9. Does anyone like you?
no everyone hates me! (sarcasim people!!!)

10. What's annoying you right now?
my leg... it fell asleep T_T

11. Do you want to kiss any one right now?
idk

12. Have you ever watched a movie drunk?
no -_- ...epi, emi don't even start!

13. What were you doing two hours ago?
I was in school, in art class

15. Are you tired?
a little

16. Who will you be with tonight?
parents or friends?

17. Who were you with today?
friends and people i hate in school

18. What color is the shirt you are wearing?
wasn't this question already asked???

19. What will you do Sunday?
something?

20. Last person to call you?
they hung up! I hate when people do that!!! >.<

21. Last person you called?
uhhhh my mom i think?

22. Do you like dogs?
yes

23. Where were you at midnight on saturday?
last saturday.... uhhh... oh yeah! over epi's watching movies!

24. Are you married?
yes -_- ...long, annoying story *gets smacked* SPOUSAL ABUSE!!! XD

25. Have you been outside of the U.S.?
yup

26. The last comment you recived was from?
Epi

27.Do you wish on 11:11?
somtimes if i see it, yeah

28. Do you wear any jewelry?
yus my quarter!!! xD

29. Next vacation you're going on?
dunno

30. Do you have any piercings?
you already asked that!

31. Who did you last hug that wasn't in your family?
uhhhh... Elise I think?

32. What's one thing you want right now?
a cookie!!! lol jk, idk

41. Do you love anyone?
friends, family, meh wife XD jk

43. Current noise you hear?
music

44. Do you find yourself loved?
yes

45. Where is the weirdest place you have slept.?
On a futon squished between epi and emi... oh the pain...

46. What's the closest blue object to you?
my shirt?

47.What is your natural hair color?
PURPLE!!! XD jk jk

48. How many times have you dyed your hair?
none really

49. Have you done anything "wrong" lately?
...idk...?

Questionnaire

~Sagegrl — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:03:27 PST

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: no

What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone youÂve dated?:: ....

Ever been in a car wreck?: no

Were you popular in high school?: hell. no. XD

Have you ever been on a blind date?: no

Are looks important?: dunno
Do you have any friends that you you've known for 10 years or more??:: not really

By what age would you like to be married?: late 20s early 30s?

Does the number of people a person: yes?

Have you ever made a mistake?: -_- that was a dumb question...

Are you a good tipper?: yes?

What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:: dunno

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: nah

Have you ever peed in public?: no

What song do you want played at your funeral?: dunno

Would you tell your parents if you were gay?: yes

What would your last meal be before getting executed?: steak with sides

Beatles or Stones?: both

If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: i'd rather not be responsible for someone's death

Beer, wine or hard liquor?: I plead the 5th (jk I don't drink... despite what my friends seem to think!!! >.<; )

Do you have any phobias?: spider

What are your plans for the future?: to live, to love, to take over the world... you know normal stuff... XD jk jk

Do you walk around the house naked?: no

If you were an animal what would you be?:: Epi says mouse. but I dunno lol

Hair color you like on someone you're dating?:: any

Would you rather be blind or deaf?: deaf

Do you have any special talents?: being random, and extremely clumbsey?

What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: check phone messages

Do you like horror or comedy?: comedy (I hate horror!) damn you people and your zombie like movies you force me to see!!! (you know who im talking about -_-; ) XD

Are you missing anyone?: yeah...

If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?:: I refuse to answer that

Where do you want to live when you are old?: I want to travel til I die

Who is the person you can count on the most?: my family and best friends (there isn't just one!)

If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: dunno

What did you dream last night?: I was in japan... having some kind of arranged marriage... it was strange... XD

What is your favorite sport to watch?: football?

Are you named after anyone?: yes... XD

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: ......-__-;;;

Non alcoholic drink?: juice, soda, ect...

Have you ever been in love?: maybe... =^_^=

Do you sing in the shower?: sometimes XD

Have you ever been arrested?: no

What is your favorite Holiday?: all of them

Would you ever get plastic surgery?: nah

Have you ever caught a fish?: yup =^_^= fishing is fun!

...well that was fun...

NOW I COMMAND YOU TO DO IT TOO!!!!

christmas update weeee.....

~Sagegrl — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:09:27 PST

Ok so the last few days have sucked beyond belief. I was sick. My head hurt, my stomache hurt, I couldn't breathe, I was getting a bunch of nose bleeds. As you can see I wasn't happy... I hate being sick! ugh and right around the busiest time! Thank god I feel better today! I gots lots a cleaning to do. The christmas music is blasting in like every room and im mopping the floor. As you can imagine me being the spazz I am... yes I am dancing with the mop. It's sad because it's true... and all of my friends CAN imagine me doing that. Am I right? So lots of cleaning and cooking and wrapping to do. Busy busy busy...

Ornaments broken so far- 2
Times I almost died so far- 7 lol

christmas update

~Sagegrl — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:09:23 PST

WOOTNESS! update#1

~Sagegrl — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 15:01:06 PST

WOOT!!!! Thankies to for making teh awesome icon!!!! I luvs it!!! She is awesomes!!! Coranor and Kaz are just too cute!!! *has ANOTHER spazz attack* XD

on another note... ONLY 3 DAYS TO WINTER BREAK!!!! WOOT!!! I hope it snows again soon! I can't wait to see my family... althought the cleaning and cooking I could do without ughh, oh wells it shall all be worth it in the end ne?

The christmas tree incident -_-
So me and my mom are trying to put the lights on the tree. We both being the shortest people in my family and decorating a 9 foot tree you could imagine it's not going so well... so we finally get the lights on the top of the tree and BAM! ...ok so it was more like a zzzpt... all the lights go out on the tree! GRRRR so my mom goes out and gets new lights after we take the lights back OFF the tree. So we have to go through the whole process AGAIN! but this time with my mom falling off the chair, and me off the stool into the tree. But we all survived safely with the tree still in tact besides a few scratches on my part lol. So just as we get toward the bottom of the tree my dad comes down. And i was all like "where were you and your 6 feet tallness when we were at the top of the tree?!?!?!" LOL so now that we've got the lights on it's time to decorate it! I'll report later about that...if i live... oh and i shall be keeping count of how many ornaments are broken in the process! XD

Music is my life! (literally! XD)

~Sagegrl — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:29:21 PST

Rules:
1. Turn on your music player
2. Set it on shuffle/random,
3. Write down title of the song playing for each question
4. For every question, forward to next song
5. Tell people to pass it on!

How am I feeling today?
This is your life -switchfoot

Will I get far in life?
Around the world -daft punk (yay! XD)

How do my friends see me?
Fear through the eyes of madness -Coheed And Cambria (jeez guys! ouch! XD)

What is my theme song?
Kids with guns -gorillaz (wow....)

What is the story of my life?
Don't think twice, It's alright -eddie from ohio

What is high school like?
Crazy train -Black Sabbath (ohhhh! irony!!!! XD ...but true!)

What is the best thing about me?
Famous Last Words -MCR (yeah yeah i know...)

What is in store for this weekend?
Tonight's the night -Kris Kross (uhhh ok?)

What song describes my parents?
Rare equations -cut chemist (....?)

How is my life going?
Me against the world -Simple Plan (jeez... XD)

What will play at my funeral?
My setting sun -? (holy crap! irony!!! XD)

How does the world see me?
Start the Machine -angels and airwaves (ouch! DX)

Will I live a happy life?
Scenerio -A Tribe Called Quest (say wha?)

What do my friends really think of me?
Escape from hellview -CKY (so mean T_T lol jk jk)

Do people secretly lust after me?
Accidentally in love -counting crows (ummm...)

How can I make myself happy?
Imagine -A perfect circle

What should I do with my life?
Silver and cold -AFI (ummm... huh?)

What do I think I am?
Live & Direct -Sugar Ray

Well that was interesting...

uh... PASS IT ON DANG YOU!!! XD

SNOW!!!!!!!!

~Sagegrl — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:55:27 PST

OMFG!!!!!!! SNOW!!!!!!!!! *does happy dance* ...I have a happy dance?!?!? XD Anyways... holy shit! my bus got stuck on the beggining of our route! So all of the people on the bus decided get off and walk except for one smart kid cus he lives the furthest away. I called my dad and got a ride and brought my 2 friends with me. The rest of the people who didn't get a ride have to walk home... in the snow... and slush... most without winter jackets and shoes... some living about 4-10 miles away... conclusion: most of the kids on my bus are F*CKING RETARDED!!! HAHAHA I laugh at thier stupidity!!! My neighbor who lives next door still isn't home. It's been about 30-40 min. now. I laugh at them and thier very cold feet! You'd think the "future" of america would have a little more common sense eh?

pissed off?

~Sagegrl — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:24:52 PST

Ever in one of those moods where you just don't wanna get any bullshit from anyone? and you just want them to shut up and go away cus you hate them? Yuh. Well I was in one of those moods on friday (to many tests quizzes and stuff, i hate stress) so im on the bus and i get up to talk to one of my friends and this person who i hate takes my seat and throws my stuff into another seat. Why couldn't she just sit in the seat across the aisle? Cus she hates me and always has (im not gonna go into that) and she likes to piss me off. So my friend who sits with me gets on the bus and asks why we weren't sitting in our regular seat and i go cus mickey's a bitch and took our seat. Mickey overhears this stands up, turns and goes "you wanna say that to my face?!" So me being in that mood I was talking about, I turn around stand up, get right in her face a say not in a really loud voice but a bunch of people heard "You're a bitch" I even had the no nonsence, you don't wanna mess with me tone lol. Half the bus hears and they know we hate each other so everyone is like "oohhh shit" which was really funny. So after I say that she kinda just sits down and shuts up. I felt alot better after doing that. So moral of the story: don't mess with me when im in one of those 'moods' it will not be pretty XD

I've learned lately that i really like techno/dance music it kinda just makes you wanna move ya know? lol