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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:43:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WHY IS THERE NO SHERLOCK HOLMES FANART IN MY DEVWATCH INBOX?<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://angrygumballplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/n/angrygumballplz.gif?2" alt=":iconangrygumballplz:" title="angrygumballplz"/></a><a href="http://angrygumballplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/n/angrygumballplz.gif?2" alt=":iconangrygumballplz:" title="angrygumballplz"/></a><a href="http://angrygumballplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/n/angrygumballplz.gif?2" alt=":iconangrygumballplz:" title="angrygumballplz"/></a><a href="http://angrygumballplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/n/angrygumballplz.gif?2" alt=":iconangrygumballplz:" title="angrygumballplz"/></a><a href="http://angrygumballplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" 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                <title>The awesome thing about college</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:20:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Is the fact that I get to meet Dan Barker in November! For those who don't know him, he's a prominent Atheist speaker/writer in America. He used to be a preacher but "lost his faith" in Christianity. He's coming out to USAO and we (the SSA club) will be having some din-dins with him before listening to a lecture later on! Woot!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>COLLEGE and USELESS INFO</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 08:55:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm going back to school to start my freshman year at USAO this Monday!! YAY! I spent all of last week in orientation (got lots of free stuffs--including 30+ books the library was giving away), which was both parts boring and fun. My course adviser, also my history professor, is absolutely fantastic! He's head of the History club and Zombie Survivalist club. There's also a Secular Students Alliance club which I'm joining, so my college years are going to be entertaining. <br /><br />On a different note: The prologue to the Continuum Series is done editing and hopefully will get posted soon!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>DW - Planet of the Dead spoilers</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:35:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>SPOILERS FOR DOCTOR WHO "PLANET OF THE DEAD" AND SPECIALS</b><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br /><br />"He will knock four times!"<br /><br />I think I have a good idea as to who this knocker will be, especially with the confirmations going around of the return of a certain awesome actor. Don't know what I'm talking about? <br /><br />Alright, then let's do a demonstration! Make a fist and knock four times on your desk, or whatever hard surface your near. Done? Good! Now do it again, but this time faster:<br /><br />1, 2, 3, 4<br /><br /><i>pause</i><br /><br />1, 2, 3, 4 <br /><br /><i>pause</i><br /><br />1, 2, 3, 4. <br /><br />What does that sound like altogether? .... <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />If you're still clueless, replace fist with your head, you knob!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Needs to get off her butt</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:51:03 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I should probably start doodling more House and Doctor Who comics, right? Those seem to be the breadwinners in my gallery. For I am a comment whore. It's going to be all in pencil though, because Louis can't save up the money for a tablet. Because she's lazy. <br /><br /><br />FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--<br /><br /><br />I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH METAL GEAR SOLID. FEED ME OTACON+SNAKE GOODNESS AND MAYBE I'LL QUIT BEING SUCH A LAZY WHORE.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>20,000 Views</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 07:14:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I has reached it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Atheism III</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:55:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <u>Any one want to discuss with me?</u><br /><br />"Atheism" is a weekly journal series of mine where deviants can come and discuss topics relating to secularism. Every Friday there will be a new topic up for discussion. Any one is more than welcome to post an opinion of, or experience relating to the current topic, but there are rules you have to abide by!<br /><ol><br /><li><b>No flamming, harassing, or slandering deviants for their viewpoints.</b> Whether they are atheists, agnostics, or religious, there is zero-tolerance for any nasty behavior. Trolls will be marked as spam on first sight and ignored.</li><br /><li><b>Keep on topic please!</b> I wont get on your case for wandering as long as you stay on topic. If you have a neat idea for next week's discussion, I'm all ears, just leave me a message on my display page.</li><br /><li><b>Light discussions are welcome; debates are a plus!</b> The goal here is to share ideas and knowledge with one another. While I usually tolerate rants tagged on my art, they are to be kept tolerant and strictly on topic here. No whining and moping please! That goes for the religious as well as atheists.</li><br /><li><b>A general warning that needs saying.</b> Not really a <i>rule</i>, but I feel I must warn people ahead of time that they may find things offensive. Like I said before in rule #1, there's a zero-tolerance for put-downs of any sort, but some topics will be taboo in nature. If you feel offended by a subject, topic, or piece of evidence/information, I can't help you. Let this be a warning!</li><br /></ol><br />That being said... Let the discussions begin!<br /><br /><br /><br /><u>Topic of the day is:</u> Censorship<br /><br />A common theme in George Orwell's chilling book, <i>1984</i>, censorship comes in all shapes and forms; political, moral, and corporate just to name a  few. Out of all of these, military censorship is the only positive type that springs to mind - after all, national security intelligence in the hands of an enemy would keep many up at night in terror. But anything else is, and should be, a ethically wrong. Governor Palin banned books in Alaska, a death sentence was ordered for Salman Rushdie for his novel "The Satanic Verses", and going further back in time, the Vatican covered up Galileo's support for heliocentric theory. <br /><br />Knowledge and education are the foremost processes for intellectual progression. And intellectual progression can lead to peace and prosperity. It goes without saying that, historically, any government with high censorship laws are war-torn, desolate, and morally unjust. Soviet Russia, Cuba, Hitler's Germany, and the Middle East are the big names. <br /><br />The question is, does the government have to right to censor any material from its citizens? Should the atrocities of history go untaught or sugar-coated because its "obscene" or "horrific"? Is pornography really morally bankrupt?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Atheism II</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:21:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <u>Any one want to discuss with me?</u><br /><br />"Atheism" is a weekly journal series of mine where deviants can come and discuss topics relating to secularism. Every Friday there will be a new topic up for discussion. Any one is more than welcome to post an opinion of, or experience relating to the current topic, but there are rules you have to abide by!<br /><ol><br /><li><b>No flamming, harassing, or slandering deviants for their viewpoints.</b> Whether they are atheists, agnostics, or religious, there is zero-tolerance for any nasty behavior. Trolls will be marked as spam on first sight and ignored.</li><br /><li><b>Keep on topic please!</b> I wont get on your case for wandering as long as you stay on topic. If you have a neat idea for next week's discussion, I'm all ears, just leave me a message on my display page.</li><br /><li><b>Light discussions are welcome; debates are a plus!</b> The goal here is to share ideas and knowledge with one another. While I usually tolerate rants tagged on my art, they are to be kept tolerant and strictly on topic here. No whining and moping please! That goes for the religious as well as atheists.</li><br /><li><b>A general warning that needs saying.</b> Not really a <i>rule</i>, but I feel I must warn people ahead of time that they may find things offensive. Like I said before in rule #1, there's a zero-tolerance for put-downs of any sort, but some topics will be taboo in nature. If you feel offended by a subject, topic, or piece of evidence/information, I can't help you. Let this be a warning!</li><br /></ol><br />That being said... Let the discussions begin!<br /><br /><br /><br /><u>Topic of the day is:</u> Homosexuality and Gay Marriage.<br /><br />John Stewart once said that the tradition of America is a progression of individual freedoms, and that gay marriage is the next step. Naturally, I'm inclined to believe that sentiment. Not civil unions, but the whole kit-and-caboodle. Why not? About 70% of marriages in America end up in divorce. Also, these days marriages don't necessarily have to have any religious say-so in regards to performance and legality. A judge can just as easily marry a couple and they never have to step inside a church. So the argument of "sanctimony" is null.<br /><br />The main adversary standing in gay marriage's way isn't simply "religious intolerance", but homophobia. But they fail to realize that marriage in itself is a personal affair. I don't see heterosexual couples inviting the world to their weddings in an effort to "shove it down our collective throats", nor do you see gay couples inviting millions to their unions. I don't think they'd even want that - as I said before, weddings are of a personal, special nature shared with close family and friends. Homophobes are frightened for no reason other than the <i>thought</i> of homosexuals fornicating. I say "thought" because I rarely see homosexual couples in broad daylight having sex against school buildings. Homophobes also perceive it as "unnatural", that the very sin of it brought down mighty empires like Rome and Gomorrah.<br /><br /><i>History check:</i><br /><ol><br /><li>Rome - Didn't fall because of homosexuality. Legal documents and first-hand accounts specifically attribute Rome's breakdown due to bad politics, a failing economy, and foreign invaders. Edward Gibbon, an English historian, even contributed the fall of Rome to Christianity itself. Though, the collapse of the Roman Empire is still a vague mystery, but historians are positive it had nothing to do with homosexuality whatsoever.</li><br /><li>Gomorrah - Everyone knows the story of Sodom and Gomorrah from the Christian bible; god sends two angels in disguise to investigate a sinful city. Religious homophobes cite that the town's inhabitants tried obstinately to rape the angels, and thus god burned the entire city to the ground. What majority of Christians refuse to understand is, Lot offered up his virgin daughters to a lustful crowd in order to save two strangers.</li><br /></ol><br /><br />And additionally, on the note of "unnaturalness", scientific studies show cases of homosexuality in animals as a normal occurrence. About 1.3% billy goats in a herd rejected mating with the females, choosing to stay abstinent or took up a partner of the same sex. Obviously, the numbers of gay human beings is much larger, but we can still witness natural acts of homosexuality in the wild.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Atheism</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 19:26:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Any one want to discuss with me?<br /><br /><br />I think the reason most people don't accept or completely disregard the theory of evolution is because they don't properly understand it in terms of biology. Despite being <i>called</i> a "theory", in the science world, it is the most generally accepted explanation of how everything came to be; the one thing that makes scientific sense out of any other theory up to date. Unless some other theory comes along that explains the origins of the species <i>better</i>, or expounds evolution with evidence, its a theory that will remain steadfast and true. I hope one day schools across America will be able to teach their students this with out fear of some backwater religious nuts taking the teachers to court for doing their jobs. If anything but to teach the students what evolution entails, not that anyone has to <i>believe</i> in it. Its common knowledge, just like algebra and European history is, why isn't it thought in school? There's an uproar from some Christians about it though, and they're advocating for the banning of evolution altogether or allowing both evolution <i>and</i> creation "science" to be thought. First of all, creation science (i.e. the Christian God totes came up with evolution long before "silly" Darwin ever did), is not a real science; it has no basis in real life and the only "evidence" it gets is from the Bible. Creationism is one last ditch effort by some Christians to keep the religion afloat in a rising sea of science and reason. Creationism even goes against the teachings of the Bible too, imagine that <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Swine Flu a.k.a. H1N1</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 09:29:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b><u>Warning: Rant Ahead!</u></b><br /><br /><br />Thank you Obama, for being the smart guy and telling everybody how stupid they are for worrying about the swine flu. THANK YOU.<br /><br />Oh hey, look! Even a respected epidemiologist is saying its nothing to worry about! But who should we believe more: a man with 12+ years of the finest education, or some redneck out in the boondocks who dropped out of high school?<br /><br />Wanna know how many people have died from the flu in total around the world?<br /><br />17 people.<br /><br /><b>17.</b><br /><br /><a href="http://wthplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/w/t/wthplz.png" alt=":iconwthplz:" title="wthplz"/></a><br /><br />And that's only because they waited <i>seven days</i> before finally visiting the doctors. And probably after getting so horrifically dehydrated that even an IV drip couldn't help them. People are blowing things completely out of proportions because they take one look at those pictures of people wearing face masks and conceive the worst possible scenario imaginable. 16 of those people died in poor, backwater third world countries where proper hygienic procedures are not very high on the list of hospital priorities.<br /><br />Right now, there are only 70~ cases of swine flu recorded internationally. It is not deadly. It is just a really bad cold. <br /><br />And if you <i>do</i> get sick, drink plenty of fluids (water, not soda dumbasses) and get some sleep. You will be just fine. And for the love of all things wonderful in life, <u>do not get a flu shot!</u> Not only will you be feeding the mega-million dollar monster known as the pharmaceutical company, you will also be wasting your money on a treatment that doesn't even work. The American government has repeatedly said they do not have a cure for swine flu. There is no cure for regular flu <i>regardless</i>. And if you know anything about viral treatments, you'd know that flu shots are nothing but arbitrary guesswork trying to treat a wholly new strain they can't even predict correctly. <br /><br />You want to know <i>why</i> this strain of flu is a little more resistant to drugs? Its not a pretty conclusion, I must warn you. But it is all humanity's fault. That's right people, its <b>our fault</b>. We humans drug ourselves up to the gills with medicine just to escape the owwies of a <i>runny nose</i>. We are breeding super-viruses with every new drug the pharmacies pump out. Viruses are not dumb, they are evolutionary success machines; when medicine kills off the weaker viruses, the stronger, more successful viruses that survived the initial bout of treatment go on to multiply. That means every year, bugs like the cold and flu become worse and worse - because we are stimulating the process of natural selection to the point where they become invincible. The horrible reality of that means, that in the near future, absolutely <b>no medication</b> we come up with will stop a <i>real</i> pandemic from sweeping the world. In Africa, a new strain of TB has emerged that is completely resistant to antibiotics... Swine flu could be considered a light <i>warning</i>. If that doesn't scare you, then you need to get your head checked. <br /><br />Medicine needs to be reserved for fatal illnesses, not allergies or colds. Start using natural remedies for small things like that and perhaps the bacteria and viruses will die out. Start pampering your immune system with vitamin C, etc, instead of suppressing it with pain killers and antibiotics. You are not doing your body a lick of good by eating Tylenol or buying anti-flu meds; your immune system needs to fend for itself otherwise it is no stronger than a three-year-old's. <br /><br />In conclusion: people are stupid. Listen, don't lock yourself up in your house. GO OUTSIDE. This is not an pandemic. The Spanish Flu of 1918, the first major outbreak of influenza, was a pandemic. It succeeded in killing <i>millions</i> of people around the world in just two years. The Black Plague was a pandemic. Smallpox was a pandemic. TB <i>is</i> a pandemic. AIDs <i>is</i> a pandemic.  World hunger <i>is</i> a pandemic. <strike>Gullible, dumb people are a pandemic.</strike><br /><br />If you're going to worry, worry more about the tiny kids, really old people, and immuno-compromised; as usual, its harder for them to fight off infections, hence they are at a higher risk of susceptibility than average, healthy adults. If I have to hear one more teenage weeaboo cry over getting the sniffles and dieing, I'm going to shove my foot so far up their ass...<br /><br /><br /><br />P.S. The whole slaughtering of pigs in Egypt is just a convenient excuse for Muslims to finally be rid of creatures they have long considered "sinful devils". Pigs are not the hosts of this strain of flu. "Swine flu" probably got its name because some racist schmuck noticed H1N1 originated in Mexico and thinks all Mexicans are dirty anyways. *rolls e... ]]></description>
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                <title>Roveren fanart!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:36:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey! Fellow deviant <a href="http://roveren.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/r/o/roveren.jpg?6" alt=":iconroveren:" title="roveren"/></a> did a spin-off of one of my Doctor Who pieces, <a href="http://sarcastically-yours.deviantart.com/art/What-Time-Lords-May-Dream-71390048">What Time Lords May Dream</a>!<br /><br /><a href="http://roveren.deviantart.com/art/Dreams-of-The-Doctor-120105385">Here's her version, entitled "Dreams of the Doctor".</a><br /><br />It's really great isn't it? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> You guys should totally check her out and give her some comments. Roveren is pretty darn cool 8D<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Meme and update</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:09:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've finished the pilot to Continuum, now all I need is my lovely editors to get done working their red pens to exhaustion XD Begun working on the sequel, <b>Darkest Before the Dawn</b> and I'm already at 10 pages! Woot! But this is going to take a lot more effort than the pilot. Expect up to 100 pages maybe more!<br /><br />In the meantime, here's a meme I found floating around.<br /><br /><br /><dl><br /><dt>1. What is your DeviantArt name and what does it mean?<br /><dd><i>Sarcastically-Yours</i>... hmmm... What do you think? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sarcasm.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":sarcasm:" title="Hahahahaha. No." /><br /><dt>2. Why did you join this site?<br /><dd>'Cause i r arteest wiff buuuuteeful artwerks.<br /><dt>3. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined?<br /><dd>Quite possibly House. Not sure though, it's been a while and my memory is dodgy.  <br /><dt>4. How many watchers are you currently watching now?<br /><dd>Not as much as I could be. I have a bad habit of manually typing out their webadds to see their updates instead of actually "watching" them.<br /><dt>5. Your first gift ever was to?<br /><dd>When I was a baby, my dad got my mom a mother's day present on my behalf! ...Oh was that <i>too</i> far?<br /><dt>6. List five things you are a fan of?<br /><dd>Stargate SG1 (Maaaayyybbbooouuurrrnnneee!), Sigur Ros, M/M fanfics, Thomas Jefferson, and general faggotry. <br /><dt>8. List four people you look up to the most?<br /><dd><u>Thomas F--king Jefferson</u>, Richard Dawkins, Stephen Fry, and my friends 8D<br /><dt>9. How many pets do you own?<br /><dd>One pug-face, one cat-face, and one fish-face.<br /><dt>12. Name 3 aspects of your personality?<br /><dd>Fanatic, lazy, silly.<br /><dt>13. If you could have a power what would it be?<br /><dd>Flight bitches! Not those gay angel wings either. Like Superman, even though he's a fudge nudger.<br /><dt>14. Who was the last person you talked to?<br /><dd>My pug. I talk to him constantly. He just looks at me like I'm crazy. So it's all good.<br /><dt>15. Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?<br /><dd>My friend Alex as we were saying goodnight to each other. She's my fluffykins!<br /><dt>16. Write the first five things that pop into your head?<br /><dd>Buttfuck; I need to get writing that story; ooo! Fanfics with hot Jack/Daniel; no you idiot! The <i>Story!</i>; buh-buh-buh! :c<br /><dt>17. What are the things you wish you could do better?<br /><dd>Draw, make monies, write, run (seriously, I can't run worth shit).<br /><dt>18. Do you like who you are?<br /><dd>EMO TIEM? Well, either way, I'm stuck with myself. <br /><dt>19. Summer or winter?<br /><dd>Spring plz!<br /><dt>20. Rain or sun?<br /><dd>Sunny rain! It's possible if you live in Oklahoma.<br /><dt>21. List 2 odd things about yourself?<br /><dd>Transvestite, Atheist (which isn't odd, but once again; <i>Oklahoma</i>, I <i>am</i> an oddity).<br /><dt>22. Pop or Hip hop?<br /><dd>Pop-hop? 8D<br /><dt>23. How many scars do you have?<br /><dd>Too many.<br /><dt>24. Do you wear spiked wristbands, Collars & belts?<br /><dd>Nope. Iz suspenders gurl.<br /><dt>25. Do you own anything from Hot Topic?<br /><dd>I'd rather not feed that disgusting fake-goth, emo-trash franchise plzkthnkx<br /><dt>25. Windows or Mac?<br /><dd>Anything that works! ...Which leaves me with Windows (heh<b>HEH</b>!)<br /><dt>26. Nyc Trpp or Lip Service?<br /><dd>Buttfuck what?<br /><dt>28. Steak or Chicken?<br /><dd>Both.<br /><dt>29. Favorite Color(s)?<br /><dd>Don't play favourites. I love every colour solely for the fact that I don't take my seeing them for granted.<br /><dt>30. Anime or Manga?<br /><dd>Not anymore. I only read one manga these days.<br /><dt>31. Beer or wine?<br /><dd>Vino!<br /><dt>32. Goth or Emo?<br /><dd>Nonconformist. Besides, goth is dead and emo is fake.<br /><dt>34. What is the most amount alcohol you ever drank in one day?<br /><dd>Usually on the hols, I get a glass of wine. Tasty!<br /><dt>35. Cold or Hot?<br /><dd>My temperature fluctuates wildly. Sometimes I think I'm cold-blooded with how often I get cold in 100 degree weather.<br /><dt>36. Favorite pair of pants?<br /><dd>I have 5 pairs of my fav faded black jeans! 8D<br /><dt>37. Do you like your user name?<br /><dd><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sarcasm.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":sarcasm:" title="Hahahahaha. No." /><br /><dt>38. Have you tried any drugs?<br /><dd><i>HA!</i> Who the bloody hell <i>hasn't</i>?!<br /><dt>39. If you have? what drugs?<br /><dd>Mmmm... Vicodin!<br /><dt>40. Do you have a myspace/Facebook page?<br /><dd>That's for camwhores <i>asking</i> for it and people who enjoy stirring up prepubescent drama.<br /><dt>41. Pizza or Kebabs?<br /><dd>The Italian in me sways towards the pizza.<br /><dt>42. Are you are nice person?<br /><dd>More like blunt-honesty person. It's not that I'm <i>mean</i>, people just can't handle the truth I dish out. Not my fault... ]]></description>
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                <title>Communism?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 09:51:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's kind of silly that dA practically <i>forces</i> you to sell your prints via their programme. I can't promote my own sight to you guys otherwise the Mods will suspend my account. And even if I did use dA to sell my stuff, I get practically nothing in return while dA is running away with up to $100. <br /><br />Talk about unfair system. Kinda reminds me of a certain time in Russia...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Continuum Series</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:05:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yay! I've finally come up with a title for my series involving the characters Aralia, DegarÃ©, Shade, and Thanatos. It's going to be called <b>Continuum</b>! <i>Sweet</i>... I'm quite excited about the entire thing so I've made <a href="http://www.sarcastically-yours.deviantart.com/gallery/#Continuum-Series">a folder in my gallery</a> for your viewing  purposes.<br /><br />I've done up the titles a little awkwardly though, so I'm going to explain it here; I'd originally planned the entire series to be nothing more than a bunch of youtube videos (which is still on the market if I can get myself a descent camera), so the books are called "episodes" and it's chapters are called "scenes". Hopefully it won't confuse any of you once I begin posting these.<br /><br />Here's a list of books I've already planned out and begun writing:<br /><br /><u><b>Series 1</b></u><br />I. Pilot: <i>Day of Volcano</i> [I'm up to 18 pages on this one you guys, and all I need to do is finish writing the big fight! Once it's edited, I'll post it!]<br />II. Episode One: <i>Darkest Before the Dawn</i><br />III. Episode Two: <i>End of Dissent</i><br />IV. Episode Three: <i>Threshold</i><br />V. Episode Four: <i>The Ordained</i><br />VI. Episode Five: <i>Prodigious Birth</i><br />VII. Episode Six: <i>Gentle Hands</i><br />VIII. Episode Seven 1/2: <i>Precipice</i><br />IX. Episode Seven 2/2: <i>Final Ascension</i><br /><br /><i>Day of Volcano</i> is just a short story that set's up who the bad guys are and the main plot of the first series. I don't expect it exceeding 30 pages, and I'll probably be able to post it all together. But the other books will be quite lengthy and will be posted scene by scene.<br /><br />Are there any questions? Comments? I'd love to hear your input!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Excerpt</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:13:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey, remember that story I was writing about Thanatos, Shade, Aralia, and DegarÃ©? Well, it's almost done! Yep! That's right! I've been working nonstop on the "Pilot" or prologue piece as I call it, and I hope I'll be finished with it by this weekend. Here's a small excerpt from the story for you to enjoy.<br /><br /><br /><br /><p>The other buyers looked ogle-eyed at the ensuing scene before scramming away like they were set on fire. Thanatos stared at the barrel of the gun for a few moments before his eyes came wearily to rest on Sticky Vick. <br /><p><i>ÂSo much for the whole book-covers-and-judging thing,Â</i><br /><p>ÂYou some kinda cop?Â Vick was demanding.<br /><p>ÂWell,Â Thanatos drawled indifferently, ÂNot really, no.Â <br /><p>ÂMan, you just made the biggest mistake of yo life! CominÂ up in my parts thinkinÂ you can con me,Â Vick punctuated his statements with wild flicks of his wrist, making the gun jolt back and forth, ÂNo body makes a foo' outta Sticky Vick!Â<br /><p>ÂNow, see here Sticky,Â Thanatos mumbled softly, his hands raising slowly in mollification. Any sudden movements from him could send the dealer off and litter Thanatos with holes. Maybe if the vampire could talk some sense into the man, it wouldn't come to that Â not that Thanatos would die from a few measly bullets, however they still <i>hurt</i>. Perhaps Shade would appear at the opportune moment and take the crazy Asian out... <br /><p>ÂI just want to talk to you Vicky-"<br /><p>Somewhere down the street, a loud crash was heard and before the vampire could pull his own weapon, a gun fired out into the grubby night. The sounds of squealing girls and the clacking of cheap heals echoed from the other end of the alley way, near the strip joint. But Thanatos was barely cognoscente of the stirring cacophony as the sharp pain lacing through his abdomen sent shockwaves up his spine. <br /><p>The vampire looked down at his striped shirt and discovered the material had been torn from where the bullet entered his stomach. He fingered the wound; the flesh was swollen and slightly sticky with blood.<br /><p>If Thanatos were mortal, heÂd be one dead fellow, but if the dealer wanted him dead then he was eighty years too late.<br /><br /><br /><br />And that's it for now. It's not beta-read yet, my friend Ed is going to get the finished draft and spruce up all my silly mistakes. Maybe when it's done I'll post it on dA? That's if any of you actually like this sort of stuff though.<br /><br /></p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p></p> ]]></description>
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                <title>Musings</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 08:05:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey, I'm not dead. Obligatory post to show you guys that I'm not dead. Saving up for that tablet though! Soon I will have such glorious new arts up >D Starting with some Battlestar Galactica. <br /><br />Am I a fan? Not exactly. I've recently started watching the episodes just to figure out what happened to earth and who the last cylon was. But I've since "fallen in love" with Gaius Baltar. <br /><br />He's such a silly twit it's lulzy. He's constantly crying his head off and wearing this constant "kicked puppy" look. He could be doing ordinary things like putting on a pair of socks and just start tearing up... <i>"These are t-the most wonderful p-pair of socks ever!"</i> I like to think it's hallucination!Six's fault. Whenever <i>we</i> don't see her, she's probably making fun of how he looks to the point where Baltar just breaks down and cries like a girl. In front of everyone of his bitches.<br /><br />Yeah. Baltar's got bitches! An entire harem of them! <a href="http://imhappyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif" alt=":iconimhappyplz:" title="imhappyplz"/></a><br /><br />Besides the numerous plot-holes, hypocritical characters, soap-opera dialogue, and funky directing, the show isn't that bad. If it weren't for the kickass music and Baltar, I'd probably just stop watching it. <br /><br />Cause I'm a Stargate fag, yessims. lol Michael Shanks was on Burn Notice. His character's wife died too, LOL! What? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /><br /><br />P.S. No, I haven't seen Watchmen and have no interest in it either. Sorry, kthnkxbai.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Tagged - Dresden Dolls</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:00:18 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ------------------------------------------------------------<br />The rules : Choose a singer/band/group<br />Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group.<br />Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged)<br />------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />1. Male or female?<br />Girl Anachronism<br /><br />2. Describe yourself<br />I'm Half-Jack<br /><br />3. What do people feel when they're around you?<br />Missed Me<br /><br />4. How would you describe your previous relationship?<br />The Jeep Song<br /><br />5. Describe your current relationship<br />Coin Operated Boy<br /><br />6. Where would you want to be now?<br />Shores of California<br /><br />7. How do you feel about love?<br />Dirty Business<br /><br />8. What's your life like?<br />Good Day<br /><br />9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?<br />My Alcoholic Friends<br /><br />10. Say something wise<br />Sing<br /><br /><br /><br />Tagged: I don't care. If this looks interesting to you, then do it <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";P" title="Wink/Razz" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Do I need to smack someone?</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:51:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I hate it when things like this make me mad, but people seriously need to get over the fact that two gay men kissing got a DD today. In terms of artistic merit, it deserved the award considering most DD's these days go to a lot of undeserving artists.<br /><br />I have a few theories <i>why</i> there are people who flip the hell out over this stuff and those are -<br /><br />1. Religion <br />2. Parents<br />3. Area of living<br /><br />Not to be a "bitch" bit number 1 seems to be the biggie and if you really want to understand where I'm coming from, read David Mill's book, "Atheist Universe". <br /><br />I'm done. Flame me if you want, but I can hardly give a crap about this site anymore. Too much Weeaboo's, teenage emo shit, and drama. Seriously.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Remembered</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:46:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1-22-08<br /><br />It's been one year to the day. <br /><br />RIP Heath.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>But I don't want to go in the cart!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 13:56:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm not dead (yet)!<br /><br />Been super busy lately.<br /><br />Decided to brush up on my photography skills and take pictures of my new puppy, Bruce McCoy. You can see the little series I've got going in my gallery. Brucey was a recent christmas present from my mom <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> I think Rufus would be happy...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Moar meme</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:29:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.<br /><i>The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy</i> "...nothing." (lol, it was the very end of the paragraph)<br /><br />2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?<br />My kitty. Oh no! He's ruining the Guide D:<br /><br />3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?<br />Newest episode of House. It was GOOD. Perfect balance of angst and comedy, rounded out with perfect characterization.<br /><br />4. Without looking, guess what time it is:<br />1:07 am <br /><br />5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?<br />1:08 am AWW! I WAS <i>ONE MINUTE</i> off!!<br /><br />6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?<br />The low hum of my fan, my cat licking his ass, my fingers type<br /><br />7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?<br />Just 15 minutes ago, I was getting in the car with my friends for a romp on the town.<br /><br />8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?<br />Stargate Search to see if any one posted some good Jack/Daniel stories to read.<br /><br />9. What are you wearing?<br />Blue jeans, black socks, white sweater, black shirt, skin.<br /><br />10.Did you dream last night?<br />Yes. They all seem to be having a vague Fallout 3 element to them. There was this one dream where I was dying from a deep neck wound. It was freaking creepy because I could <i>feel</i> the blood coming out of my jugular and spraying my ear/neck <br /><a href="http://nojoyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/n/o/nojoyplz.png?1" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconnojoyplz:" title="nojoyplz"/></a><br /><br />11. When did you last laugh?<br />At Ed's house. It was full of lulzy moments.<br /><br />12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?<br />Purple paint, some art, a mirror.<br /><br />13. Seen anything weird lately?<br />Spinnie was showing a clip of some weird game boss being beaten. It was weird because the graphics were pretty trippy. I ignored most of it and played Fallout.<br /><br />14. What do you think of this quiz?<br />HURRDURR<br /><br />15. What is the last film you saw?<br />The Professional <br /><i>"Bring me everyone..."<br />"What'd ya mean 'everyone'?"<br />"EEEEVVVVVEEEEERRRRRYYYYYOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!1!11!"</i> <br /><br />16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?<br />A pony. And then I'd go on Dragon's Den, not because I know about that kind of shit, but just to be an asshole.<br /><br />17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.<br />I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK!!<br /><br />18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?<br />Get rid of organized, monotheistic religion. Trust me, the world is better off with out it.<br /><br />19. Do you like to dance?<br />Alone, yes.<br /><br />20. George Bush:<br />Is gone.<br /><br />21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?<br />I don't want/like children. And if I were to have kids, I wouldn't have a girl.<br /><br />22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?<br />Despite #21, I have given this some deep thought. First boy would be Daniel. Second would be Heath. <br /><br />23. Would you ever consider living abroad?<br />Yes! I'm partial to Iceland.<br /><br />24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?<br />I don't believe in God. But if he/she/it did, it'd make my day if he went "HURRDURR!" at me<br /><a href="http://imhappyplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/i/m/imhappyplz.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconimhappyplz:" title="imhappyplz"/></a><br /><br /><br /><br />If anyone wants to do this, you're more than welcome to<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>WHAT?!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:45:16 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What is this Twilight faggotry I see in my DD's?!?!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Artist needs to spend her amazing talents elsewhere, not on that crap.<br /><br /><br />[12/5/08]EDIT: WHY DEVIANT ART?! WHY?! One of those DD's certainly DOES NOT deserve commemoration, IMHO.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Inadvertantly tagged and a small rant</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:39:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I ranted about Twilight over at my LJ (here ---> <a href="http://louis-lombardi.livejournal.com/11174.html">[link]</a> )<br /><br />Tagged (sorta suckered into it) by Ozza:<br /><br />RULES<br />1) You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!<br />2) Tag five people afterward.<br />3) Leave a message on their page telling them their tagged.<br /><br />ARE YOU?<br /><br />1. Perfect?<br />YES. <br /><br />2. Tall?<br />Fer a gurl.<br /><br />3. In your pajamas?<br />Do boxer-briefs and a huge fuck-all sweater count?<br /><br />4. Left handed?<br />No, I will not die early thank you.<br /><br />LAST:<br /><br />1. Friend you saw: IRL:<br />Edward and Spinnie <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> We went to the pool hall where Ed and I effectively kicked Spinnie's arse. But I lost at Cut-Through :c<br /><br />2. Talked to on the phone:<br />My mom :3 I suckered her into promising to watch TDK when I get eet.<br /><br />3. Person to text you:<br />My friend Anne... never answered her :c<br /><br />4. Was today better than yesterday?<br />No. I got a toothy-ache. I hope I'm not getting a cavity <br /><br />FAVORITES:<br /><br />1. Number:<br />Don't have one.<br /><br />2. Color(s):<br />I don't have fav colours, I like all of them. But I tend to wear green more often than not. <br /><br />3. Fruit:<br />Fresh picked peaches! MMMM<br /><br />4. Place:<br />Iceland<br /><br />Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?<br />Went to the loo and vomited at around 7am. Failed to fall back asleep so I curled up in bed and read Jack/Daniel porn with the heating pad on high.<br /><br />Q: Do you have anything bothering you?<br />MY FUCKING TEETH HURT AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!<br /><br />Q: What's the last movie you saw?<br />Umm... I think it was Mission to Mars. Heehee, oh Gary!...<br /><br />Q: Where is the last place you went?<br />The kitchen. For some FOOD.<br /><br />Q. Do you smile a lot?<br />Smiling makes my teef hurt ;_;<br /><br />Q: Do you wish upon stars?<br />Phhh, no. But I do look at them and wonder how many planets orbiting them have intelligent life. <br /><br />Q: Are you a friendly person?<br />I'm <i>polite</i>. There's a major difference between the two, trust me.<br /><br />Q: Where did you sleep last night?<br />Well, <i>hopefully</i> in my bed, at least, that's where I remember laying down. But you never know!! <br /><br />Q: When was the last time you cried?<br />History Channel was doing a biography on Heath Ledger. What do you expect I did? I BAWLED LIKE A FUCKING TWO YEAR OLD.<br /><br />Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?<br /><i>"Go away cramps! *sad frowny face*"</i><br /><br />Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?<br />3/4 I need a new job - I'm bored out of my fucking mind until I go to college in spring. And there is no working tablet.<br /><br />Q: What do you hear right now?<br />The Submarines singing like a hippy version of White Stripes <br /><br />Q: Does anything hurt right now?<br />... Seriously? WHERE HAVE YOU FUCKING BEEN FOR THE PAST KABILLION QUESTIONS?!<br /><br />Q: What's your favorite month?<br />Hmm... I love October <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />Q: What did you do last night?<br />Vomited some more, read some more porn, drew a couple things with this contraption called a "pencil", watched NatGeo.<br /><br />EIGHT EMOTIONS:<br /><br />1. Are you missing someone right now?<br />My heart. But can you miss something you've never really had?<br /><br />2. Are you happy?<br />Not at the moment, no.<br /><br />3. Are you sad?<br />Not right now.<br /><br />4. Are you bored?<br />That's why I'm doing this.<br /><br />6. Are you nervous?<br />No... should I be? ......<br /><br />8. Are you tired?<br />God, you have no idea!<br /><br />ABOUT YOU:<br /><br />001. Real name?<br />Jenny-John McDoe<br /><br />002. Nick names?<br />*cough*Realname*cough* Louis Lombardi<br /><br />003. Eye color?<br />Hazel<br /><br />004. Zodiac sign?<br />SCORPIO WHOO!<br /><br />005. Male or female?<br />Transvestite<br /><br />008. Slut?<br />Where? <br /><br />009. Smart?<br />Yes. Yes I am.<br /><br />010. Hair color?<br />Blackish brown. Very Lisa Edelstein.<br /><br />011. Long or short?<br />Short, short, short.<br /><br />013. Sweats or Jeans?<br />None.... :3<br /><br />014. Phone or Camera?<br />Mine acts as both, so HA.<br /><br />016. Drink or Smoke?<br />I indulge in the occasional wine, but I don't smoke.<br /><br />020. Tattoos?<br />No. I hate tattoos and piercings of any sort. It makes people look ridiculous.<br /><br />021. Righty or lefty?<br />WHOT IS THIS FAGGOT TREE????<br /><br />FIRSTS:<br /><br />024. First best friend?<br />Sean.<br /><br />025. First crush?<br />1st grade. There was a boy named Adam and we had this "puppy love out o... ]]></description>
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                <title>Cleaning going on</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 19:24:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Because I've got no tablet (therefor, no art) I found myself with a lot of time on my hands. So I decided to do a little cleaning up on my dA. <br /><br />In the light of one of my friend's banishment from this site, I've taken down a lot of my more "obscene" drawings to prevent any one from having cause to banish me as well. That has all been moved to my y!gallery and you can find the address in one of my previous journals. <br /><br />On the same topic, I feel rather disgusted/disappointed with some of the people on Deviant Art. I won't name names, but my friend was banned and her account frozen because one of her pictures supposedly depicted "pornographic" imagery. Now, I've seen the picture, and while there <i>is</i> room for that kind of interpretation, the artist clearly stated in her notes that that WAS NOT the case, and was not breaking any rules. And yet someone decided to repeatedly report the picture and thus got my friend completely BANNED from deviant art. No warning, no "please remove or else", she just simply tried to log in one day and wasn't given access. She sent a letter to the moderators in an effort to work things out, and all she got in reply was basically to "suck it up". When we her friends tried to vouch on her behalf, we all got a reply telling us that she needed to fight her own battles.  <br /><br />I see absolutely no justice in this scenario, which leaves me with little faith in the moderators as well as my fellow artists. This is technically an American run website, therefor every artist should have the same rights when it comes to free speech and expression. And yet I find myself face to face with this ugly truth. <br /><br />If you have a problem with someone's art, first of all, don't go behind that person's back and <i>tattle</i> to the next person with a higher power then you; it's childish and not to mention dishonorable. Strike up a conversation with the artist to express your POV (don't be a troll, the key word I used is "conversation") and maybe you can solve each others differences like adults. <br /><br />Secondly, this is an <b>art</b> website, where what we post is subject to numerous interpretations, not all of them bad or good. Majority of the people that post art on DA post nude photos (heck knows there's a shit load of them getting DD's), or perhaps yaoi. It happens. Doesn't mean people should go on holy crusades in an effort to "clean up" the website. As I said before, this is an American-hosted site, therefor American liberties of freedom apply here.<br /><br />What I'm saying does not by all means say your opinions about art are worthless. Or that we should go on Troll-hunts and flame the hell out of party-poopers. No. It means that as patrons of art, we should not stand idly by while moderators become robots and cater to every whiner's whim with out considering the victim's side. <br /><br />I removed some of my art because I felt that by printing this journal out, I'd probably get noticed, and then someone might take offense to what I said and try to get me banned. I have nothing to get chucked out over, and if I am banned, that will only serve as proof of injustice within the system.<br /><br />Please, this is but a plea for everyone here to come to their senses and quit being art-Nazis.<br /><br />That is all I have to say.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Sad Day indeed</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:42:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My tablet has finally kicked the bucket (and I have kicked it in turn for having kicked the bucket). So I wanted to give you all an explanation as to why there's going to be a lack in art, because I feel that you guys deserve one.<br /><br />I'm going to try and put more traditional art up in the meantime (losing my tablet has made me realize how dependent I've become on digital art, which makes me a bit sad) until I can buy a new tablet. <br /><br />I've already got a model in mind, but feel free to add in your own suggestions!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>What did I do? EDITED</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:03:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I cut and died my hair. Black. First time for me. <br /><br />OMG I TURNING EMO NAO!!!11 *cuts wrists and sings to MCR*<br /><br />Nah, seriously. It's just a "soft black" because I wanted to know how I'd look with darker hair. It's kinda cool too. <br /><br />I've got 8 projects lined up that I need to get done. Hopefully I won't randomly think of any more and put off the others. <br /><br />I need to quit hanging out at <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/batman_lulz/">Batman_lulz</a> and go to bed...<br /><br /><br /><b>EDIT:</b> Because two of you wanted some pics (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!) -<br /><a href="http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/louis_sarcasticmuse/Personal%20photos/100_2088.jpg">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/louis_sarcasticmuse/Personal%20photos/100_2087.jpg">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Life is good -OMG WTH is that? AHH-</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:58:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>I seem to have some sick fascination with pigtails... I keep putting my hair up in them! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eyepopping.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":eyepopping:" title="Eyepopping" /> It's very Vala Mal Doran...</i><br /><br />Got my car fixed! Yay! Applied for college yay! I'm going in the spring because we had too many problems going on that prevented me from applying like normal people (then again, I'm not normal, so it all evens out). I'm going to be majoring in photography (although my mom is bitching at me to become a CIA agent <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rolleyes.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":roll:" title="Roll Eyes" /> ), something artsy-fartsy. <br /><br />I submitted a cool pic to go along with my amnesiac!Joker comic. I spent an entire week working on that thing. I'm so proud of myself though (I'm not being egocentric; I think I deserve to be proud every once and awhile and so should any artist who puts time and effort into their art *COUGH COUGH*). Now I've only got to finish the 8 other projects noted to my monitor XD Psst! <a href="http://kubtanu.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/u/kubtanu.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkubtanu:" title="kubtanu"/></a>! You convinced me to doodle the entire SG-1 team and I've got O'Neill in the lineup! heee<br /><br />I was finally able to put video on my iPod! Woot. Now I've got a billion episodes of the IT Crowd on it. You should check it out, it's FUNNY. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *chokes on her lifesaver* GUH!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Brainstorming</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 11:40:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Lately I've been bumbling around the idea of starting some serious art projects. Two would be comic series, another would be an original story based off of a dream I had, and another would be posting my fantasy story about Thanatos, Shade, Degare, and Aralia online. <br /><br />The fact that I have a lot of time on my hands to achieve these goals really helps in the long run. But the fact that I'm notoriously lazy also plays a role in the future of my ideas. The big conundrum is whether or not to start these and risk the chance of dropping them because of boredom. <br /><br />I'm hoping that the popularity (at least, in <i>my</i> mind; although it'd be a major bonus if they gained popularity on the interwebs <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> ) of these projects will be incentive to work harder. <br /><br />As for the <b>ideas</b> themselves, let me describe them for you:<br /><br /><u>Comics</u><br />1.) A Joker themed comic based off of TDK (also, possible Joker/Batman elements, but not central to the story). In it, the Joker becomes embroiled in a seriously devious plot with another Badie that would have some horrific consequences against Gotham. But before the mischief can go down, Batman shows up and through a series of events, the Joker loses his memory. Batman, not having the heart (or morals) to kill an "innocent" man, secretly takes the Joker (now a tabula rosa) and gives him a new life. The comic will explore the idea of a more "normal" and human-like Joker living an average businessman's life, making odd friends with his new boss, Mr. Wayne, in the process... That is, until he becomes plagued with nightmares about a grinning, killing clown and some madman who thinks he knows some key detail in a scandalous plot sets out to get him! <b>This will be a serious plot line and a chance for me to harness my SRZ art skillz.</b><br /><br />2.) A weekly humorous comic about my life (in an exaggerated way). It details some misadventures that are happening to me lately and has special appearances by both my RL friends and internet buddies. Quite possibly doomed for failure, because a lot of people probably wont find my life funny XD But I'd like to show off my improved comic skills.<br /><br /><br /><u>Stories</u><br />1.) An apocalyptic/sci-fi story. This story is a newbie out on paper so far. Where the world as we know it looks like it's coming to an end; a new ice age is rapidly approaching and people are becoming infected with a serious, zombie-fying disease. People in America are racing to the south to escape these terrors except for 3 unlikely "friends". Middle-aged truck-driver Jay Dunbar (who, oddly enough, was Kurt Russel in my dream o.0 wtfbbq?), is about to drive south when he is approached by a weird young girl without a name. She claims to come from outer space and that she knows him. She wants to accompany him on his ride south. At the same time, another man is trying to hitch a ride off Jay; a young, cocky journalist named Robin Shriver (this time my brain dreamed him up as Alessandro Nivola with glasses...). Jay reluctantly agrees to take both of them south and from then on its a series of adventures ranging from downright silly to horribly scary, that ultimately reveal a secret that the two guys can't even begin to fathom. <br /><br />2.) A long pet project that I've been working on. Most of you have seen artwork for it in my gallery (ex: <a href="http://sarcastically-yours.deviantart.com/art/Pele-56866678">[link]</a> , <a href="http://sarcastically-yours.deviantart.com/art/Shadows-and-Light-56785154">[link]</a> , and <a href="http://sarcastically-yours.deviantart.com/art/WIP-sketch-Thanatos-Degare-95638094">[link]</a> ). Exploring the age-old good vs. evil plot-line, its a story that takes place in a hypothetical future where creatures/beings that we think are fantasy, are actually a reality in this universe. Vampire Thanatos and his Scottish shadow-mage friend, Shade, team up with Degare (a death spirit) and Aralia (a fairy) to stop a pyro-maniac and her goons from killing off all the humans on earth. This is one of my more bizarre stories, in that it was made in mind to become a t.v. show. But it's my baby story and I've begun to finish the short prologue and wanted to post it here for people to read and enjoy. <br /><br /><br />So there it is. I would like to hear some input from all you guys; what do you think? Are these ideas you'd want to read/see? Or am I just full of shit? Honestly, I'd like some con-crit because in the end, you guys are the ones I'm trying to entertain if I decide to go ahead with it. If there's any questions or room for improvement, I'd like to hear those too!<br /><br />Love and Kisses,<br />L. Lombardi<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>y!gallery</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:23:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Its official, I'm a proud new owner of a y!gallery page. <br /><br /><a href="http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/lombardi/">Lombardi</a><br /><br />I'm gonna post all my hardcore male/male related art there, and just keep the very vanilla stuff here. <br /><br />That's all, love and kisses!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>American Politics (gonna be boring, fyi)</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:49:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I saw the Democratic Convention with Obama's speech last night, and I've read and watched other peoples comments (and sometimes pissy bitchy rantings online) since then. <br /><br /><br /><br />I hate seeing my country torn up by opposing ideas like Democrats and Republicans, almost to the point of open hostility. But, I'm a realist, so I understand that to expect anything more out of them, is to be a bit on the loony side of life. <br /><br />But there are certain things that as an American citizen I want to address. <br /><br />1.) QUIT FUCKING BITCHING ABOUT OBAMA AND McCAIN AS PEOPLE!!!<br />  Who gives a flippin' f*ck about all that nonsense. So you hate Obama 'cause he's a democrat/pansy/pseudo-Muslim/WHATEVER. So you hate McCain 'cause he's a republican/hardass/old guy/Bush-in-the-making/WHATEVER. I understand that, YES these people are our choices for COMMANDER of the USA. But what I can't understand is why no one is listening to what they're REALLY trying to say. Take Obama's acceptance speech for instance; so many people online were complaining about it, sometimes whining about how hypocritical he is, how much "money am I gonna waste for you to have a better life" (a real quote let me assure you, that astounded me with this commentator's compassion for his/her fellow American. Greedy much??), or how "God" isn't gonna stand for this shit, yo. But absolutely NO ONE is reading into the IDEA behind his words. So what, you may not like Obama's policy, but you can't deny the power of morality behind some of the things he said last night. Our government should only be responsible for doing things we as citizens just can not do for ourselves. Other than that, we need to stick together and help each other out in hard times. So YES, it is our DUTY to STOP WHINING about problems and start DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Even if you hate Obama's policies, America's economy needs CHANGE. Maybe not change in just those candidates eyes, but YES, CHANGE. We can't stay the way we are now and still expect to come out strong. Come on America, it's not a bad word. <br /><br /><br />2.) Separation of Church and State<br />  While I don't give a hoot who or what your believe in (or not), it terribly irks me when people bring in religion to the affairs of state. It never sat right with me that the idea that it was GOD who made/makes America great, and NOT the hard working people who came here in the first place to make something of it; it demolish our ancestors achievements when we say that. Laws should be made with the idea of people bettering themselves and living life healthier, not as something to help them obey God more. Abortions, gay marriage - even if you don't like those topics, they should be legalized. If religious people have problems with it, I hate to say it, but TOUGH LUCK. All the reasons against them are religious and there is a the separation of church-and-state issue that needn't be ignored. Just because America legalizes abortions doesn't mean Congress is making it mandatory for women all over the country to go out and get rid of their babies. Not at all! If you're against it, and love your baby and can provide for it, then you don't have to get an abortion!!!!! Simple as that. Stay out of other women's business if it bothers you so much. Same goes with gay marriage; they're not going to be roaming the streets, making out in front of your poor children. They ARE human beings with etiquette and morals too, you know. And why are them getting married so scary? Trust me, marriage is a bonding in which two people who really love each other, can share in all the legal benefits that marriage comes along with. Why are people scared of that idea?? SERIOUSLY?? There is no LOGICAL explanation that DOESN'T involve God for why two men or women can't show their love for each other. If it worked in Canada and fiery balls didn't rain from the skies on it, than why can't it here??? In my personal opinion, I think religion should just butt out of politics, it only makes things more messier and suppresses logic and never gets anything done around here. <br /><br /><br />The End. I'm gonna go eat some babies, do drugs, and diddle a dolphin.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>RUTHUL BRAND WHUT?!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:43:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I'm lying on the couch being useless 'cause I'm sicker than a dog with heart worms (no, not really), watching this VH1 programme (I <i>think</i> it was VH1, IDK, I was busy being sicker than a dog, remember?) about the 40 most lamest fashion victims. When all of a sudden, --BAM!--<br /><br />There's fucking <b>RUSSEL BRAND</b> on a commercial.<br /><br />OH. MY. GOD. <br /><br />Turns out he, and along with Brittany Spears (but who gives a witch's tit about that freak), are gonna be hosting this years music awards. <br /><br />What the hell???? Not that I don't mind a good 4 hours of Russel (lord knows my unhealthy obsession with him and all his big haired, leathered glory), but when did he become popular enough in America to host one of this country's biggest television events? <br /><br />Ok, I admit, he was recently in an American movie ("Forgetting Sarah Marshall"), so maybe the 7% of American people that already knew his name went up to say, 20% after the movie's debut. But seriously... this is AMERICA; people who are almost completely clueless as to the goings on in British pop culture besides what few people with cable get from watching reruns on BBCA. How the HELL did RUSSEL BRAND land this one????<br /><br />And now I'm gonna be glued to my t.v. screen on September 7th, waiting for the 2 minutes out of every shitty-music-filled 40 minutes for Russel to appear with his stylishly bedraggled appearance. <br /><br />Be glad I love you Russel, or I wouldn't brave all that crappy, piss-poor American quality, rap shit music. God... did I ever mention it to you that I HATE American music???<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>hehe... Burn Notice anyone?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:48:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Michael Shanks is gonna be on the next episode of Burn Notice (USA network)! That's like, TWO stargate actors on the same show so far. You know, I never really thought of Shanks as "hot" material; more along the lines of handsome, easy-on-the-eyes, or that cute little nerdy-geek guy. But never INTERGALACTIC BABE. <br /><br />Now I do :3<br /><br />He's really come to be a VERY handsome man in his age and his (beautiful) wife is one lucky woman.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The Dark Knight</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:52:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ FUCK. YEAH.<br /><br /><br />Is it possible to be given an award if you're dead? 'Cause Ledger really deserves one for that movie. HOT DOG! It was a complete departure for him and it's too sad that he won't be able to continue the Joker. No one will ever compare in my personal opinion. <br /><br />Although, there were some boring bits, between the WHOO-EXPLOSIONS!! bits and the HAHAHA-SILLY-JOKER!! bits, but all in all it was a great movie. Full of dramatic irony, lawls (I couldn't stop giggling whenever Eric Roberts showed up), and a wee bit o' angst. It was better then the first one, because it goes in depth with Bruce's/Batman's character dilemma "hero or menace?" that the first movie failed to show. <br /><br />Favorite parts: The beginning scene at the bank, the pencil bit, Joker-in-drag, the big SWAT car chase, and GORDON!! (I know he's not a "part", but FUCK I LOVED HIM!)<br /><br />I wonder what they'll do for the next movie? Catwoman? Riddler? Hmmm... I have a feeling this series is gonna soar; because whereas majority of other series tend to get crappier the more they progress (Matrix, HP, PotC [shut up! The third one SUCKED!] the Mummy, etc), Batman's sequel was a REAL success.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>DW Series Finale - no spoilers</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 16:54:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ One Word:<br /><br /><br />Lame.<br /><br /><br />It was like the Christmas special; bits of "lawl" humor and the occasional "aww!" moment thrown into one big unoriginal, PG rated, cheesy plot line. Too fast paced, too much jobbledegook pulled out of RTD's ass when it became clear that the plot ran off without him, and the ending was crap. There was no real effort put into this, not like the poignancy the last finale had with the Master "winning". I spent more time raising my eyebrow than biting my nails off with anticipation. This was more of a campy send-off for RTD rather then a Doctor Who series finale. One where he pulled out every single trick out of his ass-bag and used them to the point of death. <br /><br />This is not to throw viewers off from seeing it however... You still need to watch it because... well... you're still a Who-fan, right?? Besides, I'm sure some people actually <i>liked</i> the episode, and that's ok. <br /><br />I didn't. <br /><br />I can only hope that in the next series, in the VERY LATE YEAR OF 2010, things will get better. <br /><br /><i>Dear Mr. Moffat, if I have to see one more F@#%ing Dalek I'm going to hunt you down and RAPE you. No, not <b>raep</b> you. R-A-P-E you. End of story. Love and kisses, Louis.</i><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Holy Buckets!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:13:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It turns out my dad actually <i><b>knows</b></i> Eric Roberts.<br /><br /><br /><br /><b>Eric Roberts</b>.<br /><br /><br /><br />Holy Hannah! Autograph signed by one of the campest versions of the Master, anyone?!?!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />P.S. Once again the Mood continues to be a twit. I'm actually quite shocked...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Doctor Who Spoiler Rants and why RTD sucks bum</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 21:06:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm trying to keep this as unspoilery as possible, for fans outside of the UK who are forced to wait ridiculous amounts of time for their countries to get their arses in gear.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Just saw up to <i>"Stolen Earth"</i> on the interweb because America is lagging behind MAJOR BAD. And I got to say.... WTF ARE YOU THINKING RTD??!?!?! <br /><br />SERIOUSLY?!?!<br /><br />How in the world does he get away with this shit??? I can see this going down:<br /><br />RTD: Because my awesome series 3 plot was SO spectacular, I gotta pull something EVEN MOAR SPECTACULAR out of my welsh arse!! ....And I can do it cause I'm awesome! Just look at my AWESOME award for being SUCH AN AWESOME WRITER! ...Hmmm, maybe I'll even bring back ROMANA!! YEAH!! <br /><br />STFU Rusty. You keep trying to make things bigger, better then all previous plot lines your going to burn out the show and piss the fans off (even more). Thank god Moffat is taking up the programme -- I'm every bit as confident he'll keep the spirit of Old School alive (even though he'd probably reduce every woman into a quivering nit; such is the price of a sexist *rolls eyes*). <br /><br />I seriously hope the Doctor pulls a Donna a la "Turn Left" to fix that stupid scene RTD left for us fans as a cliffy. If not I'll be seriously PERTURBED.<br /><br />And if, by some screwed up chance that what happened, STAYS that way... FUCK Robert Carlyle! I vote Eddie Izzard!! <br /><br />OR...<br /><br />F-ing <b>Samuel L. Jackson!</b><br /><br />"What are these <i>mother f*cking</i> snakes doing in my <i>mother f*cking</i> TARDIS?!?!"<br /><br /><br /><br />Bitches... up straight yo!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />P.S. If you want to leave any comments, please censor out any spoilers so that people who haven't seen the episode may not be spoiled. We can discuss in depth with notes, thank you.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Artsy Fartsy Blahblah-useless-info</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:22:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I should be getting my art porfolio back from the AP people and with it the complete collection of my TARDIS themed concentration (and hopefully an AP credit point - woot!). When that happens, I'll take the last two pictures of the paintings I had sent in and post them up here pronto. I hope you'll enjoy them; I think they're quite nice considering my crappy painting skillz. <br /><br /><br />...That's eet. .... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />P.S. Moods aren't working, I'm not really feeling sarcastic.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>For the record.....</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:31:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Panic attacks <b>ARE NOT</b> fun. Not fun at all...<br /><br />...Feel like an idiot now...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>UNF!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:31:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tom McBeath is in Andromeda Strain!!!!! <br /><br />UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF! UNF!<br /><br /><br />It's a completely lame movie (I prefer the 1973 version a LOT) but Tom completely makes up for the movie's suck. <br /><br />... Maybourne was such a cool guy <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Super-Louis to teh Rescue!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:21:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I spent the better part of my afternoon saving little tadpoles today. The neighbors across the street were draining their pool water out into the streets (I guess they wanted to reopen their pool for the summer and -being stupid- had never drained it for the winter and when spring rolled around they had a shit-load of the little guys growing in the water) and their was a flood of black dots. <br /><br />I grabbed a tupperware bowl and my pond net and started scooping up the ones still swimming. But man, a lot of them were dead by the time I went out there, what from the sun or just dead. It was sad. But I scooped at least 300 or more of them and dumped them into my pond out front <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> I think there's a good chance 15% of them will grow up to be big and slimey <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <br /><br />Other news, I'm thinking about doing a short comic involving Stargate SG-1 and a certain Mighty Boosh-esqe episode *cough*Metamorphosis*cough*..... Mutant race, any body? <br /><br />And Obahma won the Democrat spot in the elections.... crap.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>WHOO! GRADUATED!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 19:30:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'M DONE WITH HIGH SCHOOL SUCKAS!!!<br /><br />And it's a good thing too because that high school sucked <i>bad</i>! Talk about degredation of educational values. Want new textbooks and an increase in teacher salaries (thus an increase in incentives to teach/learn)? TOO BAD! We'll build a new gym for our basketball team! OOO! And how 'bout a car park too??? BRILLIANT!! They're only just NOW firing the shitty crap teachers... *roll eyes*. Sad thing is (even though it doesn't pertain to me anymore) all the great teachers seem to be leaving as well. They must hate that school as much as me : ) <br /><br />Graduation ceremony is friday, but I'm not going XD I'm the only senior not walking or taking part in the "festivities". Because not only are they a complete waste of my time, they're also one giant financial black hole that feeds our dumb-ass Board of Edu. I'm not spending $300+ monies on new school football uniforms or -GODFORBID- <b>another</b> $1,000 inflatable football thing that will only be used ONCE in the entire football season. YES. They did. And they will. Again. Meanwhile the entire freshmen, sophomore, and half of the junior classes act like complete and utter DUMBA**ES. Kids these days are not being raised right. Seriously yo. My school should spend it's money on developing a Boot Camp programme to send those damn punks to. <br /><br />OMG this has turned into a massive rant! <br /><br />Anyways... I'm done with high school and all I need is a driver's license, a job, and a major! Woot!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A Day in the Life of Suck</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:39:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm sick today, so I've stayed away from the heathen being that is school. Stayed home yesterday as well and now I'm freaking out about losing school days and making up work (because despite my previous statement about school being a "heathen", I actually prefer being <b>there</b> compared to being at home, bored). At least this gives me time to catch up on my emails, read some Hamlet, and check out some spoilers for some shows!<br /><br />House is gonna be so cool!!! (Don't worry, I wont spoil any of the plot) The commercials and spoilersites are really laying on the Hoyay! action between House and Wilson. I seriously just want House to admit he's in love with his fuzzy, adorable oncologist friend and get the futzing-about over with! But, irl, that would never happen, especially on FOX programmes. But these spoilers are so..... homo!! Oh well, I kinda don't want them to hook up on real tv because I just know they (the writers) are gonna fuck it up big time. I'd much rather have subtext then a screwed up relationship between those two. <br /><br />Torchwood: O.M.F.G. *cries*<br /><br />Moonlight: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! Much love for Alex O'Loughlin and Sofia Myles! Can't wait!!!<br /><br />As for another subject.... My art is being slow lately, and for that I apologize. I've attempted to draw a bunch of things, but lately I'm feeling poopy. I felt I owed you guys an explanation for my lack of updates. Hopefully I'll be back up and drawing my usual crazy shit in no time!<br /><br />Anyway, toodles for now! I'm gonna make some tea and laze about on the couch with my laptop and a hard drive full of porn and Mighty Boosh!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Where's the love? -NOT HERE!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:00:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sally Kerns...<br /><br /><br />It's people like her that make me sick of being an American.<br /><br /><br /><br />Then again, a lot of things make me sick: babies, men, cafeteria food, pork, women, politicians, homophobes, football players, math, fake American history, dA, marriage, emos, strawberry milk, wearing orange, oklahoma school systems, democracy, and other faggotry-inducing things. <br /><br /><br />Where has our country gone? Where are the <b>real</b> values? Why are we so superficial and fake these days?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>HOLY HAND-GRENADE!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:48:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OMG OMG OMG RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND!!!! GUHHHH!!!<br /><br />I FOUND OUT HE'S GONNA BE IN "FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL" OMG OMG OMG OMFG!!<br /><br />I was watching Shaun of the Dead on tv and the commercial for the movie came up. I was all, "man, this looks sooooo lame. Oooo! Hawaii, nice, like that... ok its lame again. I am sooo not going to see this-OMFG!!! Was that?!-REWIND!!..... O. M. F. G...! RUUUUUTTTHHHUUUULLLLL!!!!!!!"<br /><br />So, as it turns out, I'm going to go waste $5 and see that bitch when it gets out. Just for <i>Ruthull</i> Brand. How lame is that? <br /><br />...Who wants to come wiff meh?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>This needs to stop guys, for srz...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:23:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, tagged <b>again</b> by others. It's not that I don't mind; I feel obligated to do these things because I actually *chokes on the word* <i>care</i> about you guys. But this specific meme has gone on long enough. QUIT BEATING THE HORSE. IT'S DEAD. So this is the last I will do with this meme. <br /><br />Rules (That everyone must be familiar with by now...)<br />1. Post these rules in your journal so others know how it works.<br />2. Post 8 random facts about yourself in your dA journal.<br />3. At the end of your post, tag 8 more people to learn some random things about.<br />4. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged.<br /><br />1.) (Some of) My top OTPs are: Master/Doctor [<i>Doctor Who</i>], House/Wilson [<i>House MD</i>], Will Graham/Hannibal Lector[<i>Red Dragon</i>], Louis/Lestat [Anne Rice's <i>Vampire Chronicles</i>], Sean/Dean [<i>Supernatural</i>], Beth/Mick [<i>Moonlight</i> - Yes, a HET pairing], and my latest obsession Jack O'Neill/Daniel Jackson [<i>Stargate SG1</i>].<br /><br />2.) I'm gonna be a real doctor!... Some day... Hopefully with a TARDIS<br /><br />3.) I want to learn Icelandic<br /><br />4.) I am asexual - I'm not sexually/romantically attracted to any gender. But I do find people "pretty" or "beautiful" and worth a cuddle :3<br /><br />5.) I've had vicodin before <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> Twas tasty!<br /><br />6.) I don't eat pork<br /><br />7.) I spell things the British way. It annoys my english teacher when she reads my essays and finds things like "colour" and "programme".<br /><br />8.) I had the biggest crush on Luke Skywalker when I was a little ape child... DON'T LAUGH AT ME!!<br /><br /><br /><br />FUCK TAGGING!! NO MAOR!!! IT IS DONE!! And if people find it "funny" to tag me back with this one, I <b>will</b> hunt you down and stab you in the pancreas with a pair of chopsticks!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Torchwood AMAZINGNESS! *spoilers*</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:33:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just watched "A Day in the Death" and let me tell you... A-FUCKING-MAZING!!! The music, the drama, the emotion, the cinematography... it all made for one brilliant episode. It deserves some sort of award. <br /><br />The music was a big thing for me. When are they going to come out with a soundscore?!? I'm a big fag for soundtracks :B And tonight's songs i.e. the beginning narrative bits and the one where Owen's walking up the stairs and taunting the bodyguard.... *shivers* BRILLIANT. I've never felt so much for Owen's character.<br /><br />Of course, there were scenes that weren't necessary for the show (I think they kind of dampened the tone of the show and made it an A- all together), such as the old guy being generally weird and LAME, the stupid alien artifact, and the random cliches. <br /><br />But despite that, I'd rewatch it again and again and again and NEVER get tired of it. That's when you know an episode is good folks! <br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> Well I'm off to watch some Stargate (i r faggot, yes) and oogle the Danny boy!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Tagged in the Back! O noes!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 13:38:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tagged by my dirty slag-of-a-friend <a href="http://moogle-wannabe-vii.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/moogle-wannabe-vii.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmoogle-wannabe-vii:" title="moogle-wannabe-vii"/></a> *noms on her head*<br /><br /><br />1) Would you go gay for Johnny Depp?<br />Well, seeing as I'm of the female variety, I don't see how I could go "gay" for him.... unless.... HE'S A GURL!!! OMGLIEKWHOA!!! It would explain PotC *ba dum tshh*<br /><br />2) Have you ever tattooed a baby?<br />No! They taste better when they're not defiled with inks <br /><br />3) Would you marry a kitten?<br />If I was incredibly drunk on teh Baileys. And it better be no prissy purebred bitch! I've got taste!<br /><br />4) If not, is it because of the age difference?<br />Sure... the age difference. Who gives a frick about species boundries<br /><br />5) Have you ever witnessed beetle rape?<br />HAHAHA  YES EET WAS FUNNEE BUT THEN I WENT 2 BEETLE-JAIL FOR WITNESSING A CRIME EEN ACTIONZ AND NOT DOING A DAMN THING ABOOT EET! I WAS A DUNG-BEETLE'S BIATCH FOR WEEKS UNTIL MEH FRIENDS BAILED ME OUT!<br /><br />6) In your opinion, are grey squirrels dirty yanks?<br />Nah, they're brilliant drinking buddies; you let them near those fermented apples and BAM!- Party in the making! Heheheh, just watch them try and run up those trees now!<br /><br />7) Would you exchange diseased blood for tomato sauce in a restaurant?<br />Me: Waiter! This is diseased blood! I asked for FRESH DAMNIT!!<br />Waiter: I'm terribly sorry Miss, shall I return with something more to your liking? <br />Me: YES PLZ! And a complementary bottle of wine for your idiocy!<br /><br />8) Are you wearing new socks?<br />OMG MEH FEETS R NAKKID!!! COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE RASCLES!! WE'RE EEN PUBLIK!<br /><br />9) Do you make love to inanimate objects? Alternatively, would you ever pretend to be an inanimate object and make love? <br />Countless tables, a chair, my laptop (wiff Master/Doctor pr0nz on eet o' course!), and some German dictionaries that were askin' for it! >D<br /><br />10) Would you fuck spider man?<br />FUCK SPIDERMAN! BRING ME HOBGOBLIN BITCH!!<br /><br />11) Have you ever bathed in cockney urine?<br />Everyday! That damn Hitcher fellow keeps coming around asking for a cup a sugar and then he SHOWERS me with his f-ing urine! The bitch!<br /><br />And then I give him the sugar and ask him about Pauline. She's alright. We set dinner dates and go our separate ways.<br /><br />12) If you had a plushy of David Tennant. (10th Doctor Who) You would??...<br />He'd reside firmly between my boobs and I'd take him everywhere. And anyone who asks can SUCK IT! YOU NEVER SEEN A PLUSHIE IN SOME GIRL'S BOOBS BEFORE?!?! <br /><br />13) Do you know what plushing or stump fucking is??<br />STUMP FUCKING IS GOD!!! ME AND THE PORPOISES GO TO STUMPY McFUCKY'S ALL THE TIME FOR SOME WILD STUMP FUCKING!!<br /><br />14) What is the closest suburb of your home residency that contains hookers?<br />Well, if you want to count the slut-bag girls at school then you need not look too far! THEY'RE EVEEEERRRYYY WHERE!!!<br /><br />15) WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT?!?!?<br />BECAUSE THEY'RE WHORES WHO CAN'T KEEP THEIR CLEAVAGE IN CHECK!! *releases Tennant plushies ears and pats his head* There there hunny poo! That was something little boob-dolls are not aloud to hear! :3<br /><br />16) Can you bake me a pie?<br />Last time I baked a pie, I cut into it with my tiny pie cutter, and thousands of birds flew out, hitting me in the eyes and the temples!!<br /><br />17) Have you ever sacrificed a baby for the sake of a meal?<br />Hey, pass the fried baby feets! -Oh I'm sorry, what did you say?<br /><br />18) Have you ever satisfied a baby for the sake of a meal.... o.O;;?<br />....huh?.... <br /><br />19) Have you ever wanted to shout out 'IT'S A FIELD!!!!!'?<br />No, but I have shouted "YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE CRUNCH!" in the middle of my trig class<br /><br />20) What is the circumference of a shrew?<br />Dead. My cat ate him :'(<br /><br />21) If I was to offer you delicious candy in a exchange for a pair of your mothers undies, would you oblige?<br />What kind...?<br /><br />22) Have you ever exploded? If so, did you recover well?<br />Yes. I recovered, but it took forever to get the stains of the walls<br /><br />23) List the number of people you have had a conversation with whilst smiling and thinking of murdering them??<br />I tend not to smile at the people I want to murder; the expression looks disturbing when mixed with the UTTER LOOK OF ANNIHILATION burning in my eyes. It makes me look fat all together<br /><br />24) Are you in love?<br />Pppff... *shakes head in disappointment* !tupid, stupid, stupid naive child!<br /><br />25) If not WHY?!?!<br />Love is a mediocre, materialistic expression that corporations like Hallmark created to mindwarp people into buying their shit and wasting years of their lives/time/money on people who are... ]]></description>
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                <title>Sad art notice :(</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:54:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, that pretty picture of our lord and master and the Doc in a loincloth died... :C The power went out and PS did not save eet. It kills me too seeing as how I really loved it and wanted to share it with you all. But maybe when I'm not being a lazy bitch I'll redo it or perhaps write it. I loved the idea; you dont see skimpy-slut Doctor these days.<br /><br />I'm sorry guys <:C<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Art Notice</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:54:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Two journal entries in one day! Pheew! <br /><br />But I couldn't contain myself. I'm in the process of drawing this uber cute picture of the Doctor and the Master on a crazy adventure. The Doctor's also in a loincloth and eyeliner... if anyone cares...<br /><br />So the story behind this is actually a random dream I had where the Doctor, the Master, Marfa, and Jack are all a team after LotTL (which would never happen, I know, but still...) and they find some crazy juju going down on this ancientm almost Egyptian planet. Well, when they get there, the natives freak out and think they were sent by the gods, namely the Master. So they lavish gifts and honor upon the Master, much to his liking. And the Master, being devious and well, <i>masterly</i>, decides to make the Doctor his one true concubine. The Doctor is then forced to where VERY skimpy silks and jewels and can only be touched by the Master. The Master makes Jack a slave ('cause he hates him and wants him to suffer) and Martha some cleaning wench. The Doctor has just about had it with the Master though; his Time Lord companion is getting arrogant, they've forgotten why they came to the planet in the first place, and the Master's constantly molesting him.<br /><br />So yeah, the picture has the Doctor being all pissy and half nakkid, and the Master who's throughly enjoying the situation. <br /><br />Expect it finished by tomorrow <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Moar tagging!!! &gt;:U</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 16:12:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ tagged bai <a href="http://koschei-sigma.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/o/koschei-sigma.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkoschei-sigma:" title="koschei-sigma"/></a><br /><br />1. First thing you wash in the shower?<br />Actually, I just stand underneath the boiling hot water for about 20 minutes until I realize I was in the shower for a reason... And there is much rushing to get crap done. But my hair is the first to go!<br /><br />2. What color is your favorite hoodie?<br />Black<br /><br />3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?<br />No<br /><br />4. Do you plan outfits?<br />I just make sure they match and involve either a tie and/or vest<br /><br />5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?<br />Minty fresh! (just brushed meh teefs)<br /><br />7. Who was the last person you kissed?<br />My lame ex... YEARS ago<br /><br />8. Person before that?<br />No one... the curse of the asexual...<br /><br />10. What are you craving right now?<br />Some fried chickens and a caesar salad! YUM! With bits of parmesan on eet<br /><br />11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?<br />Red cabbage... blech... Or corn-beef stew! Yum!<br /><br />12. Do you make prank calls?<br />No, I either think them up or listen to other people make them<br /><br />13. Ever hooked up with some one out of state?<br />Nope. It's a dangerous idea that RUINS PEOPLE'S LIVES. End of story.<br /><br />14. Do you sleep with any stuff animals?<br />I tried, to see what all the rage was about (heh, sounds like a drug story) but sadly, the poor thing ended up being kicked out of the bed late at night. I do however, sleep/cuddle with a REAL animal... if that counts... Meh babeh Beefcat likes to sleep on my head :3<br /><br />15. Would you dance to the taco song?<br />Umm... Crazy Tacos??<br /><br />16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?<br />No. I DID write down a google before... Just put a 1 and then tried for a 100 zeros. It was amazing! Took up the entire page!... I was such retarded kid <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br />17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?<br />I can't bite into cold things D: So I "bite" with my lips 'cause licking takes forever: I WANT MEH ICE CREAMS NAO!<br /><br />18. Do you like anyone right now?<br />No. Unless you count the random actors I stalk and will never end up with<br /><br />19. What do you think of crickets?<br />...The bug or the sport? o.O Bug: DAMN LITTLE BASTARDS!! QUIT COMING INTO MY GARAGE AND DYING! MY CAT KEEPS EATING YOU AND THROWING UP LATER ON ME AT NIGHT WHILE I SLEEP! The sport: Ainley in his last moments of life = <br />"Oi Anthony! Good one chap!" <br />"Yes, now watch this one!.. HO! Look at tha-ECH.. *ded*"...<br />"An...Anthony? Hey pal... you alright? Oh bugger! He's dead!" <br />"Does that mean we win?" <br /><br />20. Have you ever met a celebrity?<br />Not that I remember. Although... *flashback to a scene in a crowded street, I bump into somebody*<br />Me: FUCK OFF! Can't you see I'm walkin' 'ere??<br />John Simm: Right back at you, you mindless slag!<br />Me: ... What a bastard!<br />*end flashback* <br /><br />21. Do you like cottage cheese?<br />*VOMITS*<br /><br />22. What are you listening to right now?<br />Something loud that will drown out the HORRIBLE sounds of our new puppy's EFFING BARKS<br /><br />25. Would you go sky diving?<br />If I was high, yes. But then again, that might make me dumb enough to NOT pull the tab thingy at the right moment... So... maybe when I'm old and ready to die. Or drunk and strapped to a professional<br /><br />26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?<br />Sure! Why not! It'll be fun; him the embodiment of UTTER LAME AND STUPID and me the personfication of everything he works hard at stamping out with his shit-laws! The bitch better pay though<br /><br />27. Would you throw potatoes at him?<br />It's a part of this stupid game we made up while waiting for our lobsters! Try and throw the biggest crisp into each other's mouth and the first who chokes loses and has to pay for the wine<br /><br />28. Is there anything sparkly on you?<br />No, just cat hair<br /><br />30. Do you rent movies often?<br />No, I'm a modern-day pirate<br /><br />31. Who sits behind you in your math class?<br />Meh fwend Anne! She came over today!We watched moovies togefer :B Mostly, I turn around and ask her to help me in that class, cause I'm UTTER SHIT at math<br /><br />34. Can you count backwards from 74?<br />I believe 17 is pushing it for me <br /><br />35. Who are you going to be with tonight??<br />My kitty... It's sad<br /><br />36. Brown or white egg?<br />Non-salmonella, please<br /><br />38. Ever been on a train?<br />Subway train<br /><br />39. Ever told someone you loved them?<br />Romantically, no. Platonically, yes<br /><br />40. Do you have a cell phone?<br />Yes, unfortunately. They are EVIL as well<... ]]></description>
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                <title>Tagged with my own meme...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 19:46:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://koschei-sigma.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/o/koschei-sigma.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkoschei-sigma:" title="koschei-sigma"/></a> tagged me with my own meme, the clever thing! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" /> <br /><br />I should seriously be going to bed right now, I always complain about lack of sleep, but I'm a masochist I suppose....<br /><br />Here it goes! (Warning: I had a CRAZY childhood)<br /><br /><b>Rules:</b><br />1.) Answer the following meme in a journal entry, copy/pasting these rules as well<br />2.) At the end, tag up to 5 different people, commenting on their DA page saying that they've been tagged<br />3.) HAVE FUN! <br /><br /><br /><b>Birth:</b><br />1.) What zodiac sign are you?  Scorpio! Apparently we're the horny, sex fiends on the chart...<br /><br />2.) Any quirks you had as a baby? I never let anyone hold me. True fax yo. My mother had to put me on a pillow and feed me at arm's length. Otherwise I would pitch a fit. Sad thing is, I still have touchy problems <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br />3.) Did you have a special toy or blanket you liked to sleep with? I remember having a stuffed chipmunk from that old Disney show... can't remember the name. But I kept it until I was 6, even went diving in the dumpster for it when my mother threw it out<br /><br />4.) Do you know what your first word was? No clue... I hope it was schnazzy though<br /><br /><b>Childhood:</b><br />5.) What was your first day at school like? SCARY! My sister hit me with a rolled up project all morning as we waited for the bus, and than I missed my bus in the evening because my "Buddy" ( a person from an older grade who led you around) forgot about me and I didn't know which one to get on.<br /><br />6.) What did you want to be growing up? A Paleontologist :B It was even put in my kindergarten diploma... so cute<br /><br />7.) Where you one of the loud kids, or the quiet one? VERY quite one<br /><br />8.) What were some of the craziest things you did as a child? HAHA lots of crazy things: I used to sneak into my mother's bathroom late at night and eat Tums like they were candy, I made Polly Pocket villages at least 5 times a week, I pretended to be a T-Rex, build mega fort tents in the livingroom with EVERY blanket and pillow in the house, sing to Meatloaf's "I would do anything for love", and much much more. <br /><br /><b>Teenage Years:</b><br />9.) What clique were you usually in? Prep, goth, nerd, etc.? I was the social outcast, not even allowed to be in the lame cliques <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br />10.) What was your least favourite class in school? Just about all of them, mostly math and PE<br /><br />11.) Did you ever write poetry to express your feelings? ...Yes... DON'T JUDGE ME!!<br /><br />12.) Did you go to school dances and prom? I went to one Winter Ball, and since then I've promised myself to never embarass myself again. So I hate any school related dance thing. Especially Prom. It is my mortal enemy.<br /><br /><b>DA Related:</b><br />26.) Traditional or digital media? I love traditional media, it's so under appreciated these days, but I try digital every now and again. <br /><br />27.) Are you a fandom artist or original artist? I started out as an original artist, but as soon as I found out the meaning of "fandom" I've been a big artist in that area. <br /><br />28.) How did you get started in drawing? (Or if you're a writer, how did you get started in writing?) It was around 6th grade and Anime was just starting to become big . I wanted to know how to draw like them so I began to copy some of the art online. That evolved into years and years of creating my own way of drawing. It's also why I think everyone has the ability to draw; they just need to PRACTICE.<br /><br />29.) What are you good at drawing/writing? Um... humor for the most part. I enjoy facial expressions. Writing... not too good at that, but lately I've been writing cheeky banter and that's working out rather well.<br /><br />30.) What are you bad at drawing/writing? Writing in general XD I'm a horrible author; I've got all the plot and juicy ideas but I'm seeped in a perpetual state of writer's block. It stems from an ex-bestfriend of mine stealing my work and since then I've felt self conscious about it all. I suck at drawing hands... DAMN HANDS!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/shakefist.gif" width="24" height="18" alt=":shakefist:" title="CURSE YOU!" /><br /><br /><b>Random Questions:</b><br />13.) Ever dye your hair weird colours or wanted to? The weirdest colour I've <i>wanted</i> to dye it was bright bubblegum pink like the Japanese singer Hide. He had pretty hair. The craziest I've gott... ]]></description>
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                <title>Torchwood Spoilers</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 20:04:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b><u>GUH! SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT!! FOR TORCHWOOD EPISODE 2x02!!! </u></b><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Sleeper just aired here in America.<br /><br />Is it me, or has Ianto gotten saucier?? Don't get me wrong, I'm loving it. In fact, all of the funny lines went to the Tea Boy tonight. <br /><br />And is Jack getting more callous?? He was just down right... <i>mean</i>...<br /><br />There was a scene I gotta ask about to all my Brit friends. Around towards the end, when they all get back to the hub after killing the last Sleeper dude, Jack sees Ianto and runs away from him, Ianto hot on his tails. Then the scene changes to Gwen and Beth. My question is, was there a deleted scene between Jack and Ianto? American tv likes to cut scenes and I just wanted to know if I needed to get a clip of that. <br /><br />I <i>do</i> know that Jack and Ianto kiss in the next episode, so I'm sure if there was a deleted scene, it wasn't that juicy thing. BUT THAT'S ALL I KNOW ABOUT THE NEXT EPISODE!! And I don't want to be spoiled.  <br /><br /><br /><br />But besides Ianto's sauciness (although the whole electric-chair joke was so NOT Ianto and was NOT appreciated on my part) the episode was a disappointment. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Sweet Justice!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:45:38 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sorry I've been gone lately. Driver's Ed is making sure I have no life after school. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> In the news:<br />-Scanner not working right... again. GAY!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mad.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":x" title=":x (Mad)" /> so my art is stuck going NOWHERE<br />-Doing a round-robin wiff my friend Logan: it's Doctor/Master so far. When the Master is brought back to life by Lucy, something goes wrong and now he's got the Doctor's mind inside his! Oh noes!<br />-I've got a BIG painting project in my art class with the TARDIS as my theme. Hopefully when it's all done I can get some pics on here. Working with acrylics is hard, but I enjoy traditional media (which is sorely under appreciated these days)<br />-I got locked outside of my house this afternoon. NOT FUN. It's freezing cold here, it was snowing and I was NOT dressed for cold weather. The garage door key pad wasn't registering the number, so I had to wait outside for 20 minutes for my mother to get there and open it with the remote. GAYER!!<br /><br />I'm so bored I'm thinking up a meme to hopefully go around. I've never made one before, but hopefully it's enjoyable!<br /><br /><br /><b>Rules:</b><br />1.) Answer the following meme in a journal entry, copy/pasting these rules as well<br />2.) At the end, tag up to 5 different people, commenting on their DA page saying that they've been tagged<br />3.) HAVE FUN! <br /><br /><br /><b>Birth:</b><br />1.) What zodiac sign are you?<br />2.) Any quirks you had as a baby?<br />3.) Did you have a special toy or blanket you liked to sleep with?<br />4.) Do you know what your first word was?<br /><br /><b>Childhood:</b><br />5.) What was your first day at school like?<br />6.) What did you want to be growing up?<br />7.) Where you one of the loud kids, or the quiet one?<br />8.) What were some of the craziest things you did as a child?<br /><br /><b>Teenage Years:</b><br />9.) What clique were you usually in? Prep, goth, nerd, etc.?<br />10.) What was your least favourite class in school?<br />11.) Did you ever write poetry to express your feelings?<br />12.) Did you go to school dances and prom?<br /><br /><b>DA Related:</b><br />26.) Traditional or digital media?<br />27.) Are you a fandom artist or original artist?<br />28.) How did you get started in drawing? (Or if you're a writer, how did you get started in writing?)<br />29.) What are you good at drawing/writing?<br />30.) What are you bad at drawing/writing?<br /><br /><b>Random Questions:</b><br />13.) Ever dye your hair weird colours or wanted to?<br />14.) Did/do you have any pets?<br />15.) How many places have you lived?<br />16.) Where do you want to live?<br />17.) Describe your dream house?<br />18.) Marriage for you?<br />19.) Religious?<br />20.) Would you most likely be my partner in crime or my conscience?<br />21.) Jazz-Funk fusion or Electro-Punk?<br />22.) Gen, Het, or Slash?<br />23.) Ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?<br />24.) Do you dump or get dumped?<br />25.) Do you have deep opinions or do you listen to both sides of the argument?<br /><br />That's it <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <br /><br />I think I'll tag <a href="http://koschei-sigma.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/o/koschei-sigma.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkoschei-sigma:" title="koschei-sigma"/></a> , <a href="http://moogle-wannabe-vii.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/m/o/moogle-wannabe-vii.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconmoogle-wannabe-vii:" title="moogle-wannabe-vii"/></a> , <a href="http://electro-poof.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/l/electro-poof.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconelectro-poof:" title="electro-poof"/></a> , <a href="http://kara--marie.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kara--marie.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkara--marie:" title="kara--marie"/></a> , and <a href="http://spookette.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/p/spookette.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconspookette:" title="spookette"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>This blows...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:06:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just found out from <a href="http://electro-poof.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/e/l/electro-poof.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconelectro-poof:" title="electro-poof"/></a> that Heath Ledger died today. <br />
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This is like one giant, shocking kick in the balls for me. He was brilliant. It wasn't even two days ago that I had seen a movie of his. <br />
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:'(<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Giant Tag-Thing of DOOM</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:02:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Basically this is one giant response post to some tagging. (WHHHYYY?!?!?!) So... yeah.. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />
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For Kos-Sig, my bunneh-boo <a href="http://koschei-sigma.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/o/koschei-sigma.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkoschei-sigma:" title="koschei-sigma"/></a><br />
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1. Post 10 random facts about the person who tagged you.<br />
2. Tags should be in a journal/ blog.<br />
3. At the end of the post, state 4 people who you would like to tag and name them.<br />
4. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged.<br />
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- Kos-sig wants to go to heaven, but will be tempted to hell by John Simm in bicycling shorts, gyratin' in a cage like a slag<br />
- Enjoys the SLASHY GOODNESS that is Sam/Gene<br />
- Lives in cheery ol' England<br />
- Has neither a shenis or a mangina!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eek.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":O" title=":O (Eek)" /><br />
- HATES rugby (DON'T DIEE!!! ;n; ) <br />
- Kos-sig is the youngest person I know in college, studying ten-tons of cool subjects like archaeology<br />
- Has teh coolest hair :B pretty colours... <br />
- Kos-sig PHAILED to spot the iceburg that our yacht crashed into, therefore RUINING teh Adventure Club<br />
- Writes delicious Whofic. READ IT!!! <br />
- Prefers Koschei/Theta love and academy-era fic<br />
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I LUV YOU KOS-SIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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I really don't know who to tag, mostly because I don't want to subject people to writing about boring me. :3 But if any one wants to, I'll leave the tagging agency open to all. ...I'm telling you now though, I'm not intresting. <br />
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And than there was another tag I got from <a href="http://anakoreta.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/a/n/anakoreta.png" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconanakoreta:" title="anakoreta"/></a><br />
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I suppose this goes along wiff the other tag. Because most people probably don't know me well enough (BESIDES the brain riddled wiff slash cancer):<br />
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1. Post these rules<br />
2. Each tagged person should post 8 aleatory facts about ones self<br />
3. The tagged person should post a journal/blog entry.<br />
4. In the end, tag and name 8 more people<br />
5. Go to their DA pages and comment that they got tagged and hug 'em!<br />
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1. I personally think the creator of this meme doesn't know what "aleatory" means. <b>I</b> had to look up "aleatory" in the dictionary. <br />
2. I was named after the main character in Anne Rice's novel <u>Interview with the Vampire</u><br />
3. At first, I normally hated my current fav fandoms... until I actually <i>watch/read</i> them. Then I'm all over them like flies on flypaper. Trust me; Harry Potter, House, Doctor Who? I hated them before I even knew what they were aboot XD I'm weird like that. <br />
4. I'm blind with out my glasses (which specifically resemble the 10th doctor's glasses)<br />
5. I ate tums like candy when I was a small child<br />
6. I LOVE Swedish Fish<br />
7. I'm going to be a medical doctor one day (probably a pathologist) and pay debts out of my arse for years. YAY STUDENT LOANS!<br />
8. I have problems with the word "squee!". Really, I can't stand it. I reminds me of those 13 year old fangirls that have ruined various good fandoms like Harry Potter.  <br />
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The same again, I'm not gonna tag anyone specific unless they want to participate. :B Enjoyz I'm off to the city to buy loads of books and eat gyros mmmm..... lamb...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>LOUIS! Don't use the time machine, love LOUIS</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:17:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok I understand Torchwood series 2 has recently been broadcasted in the UK. Well, it hasn't been in America. I don't want spoilers or tantalizing tidbits because, like the good child I am (cough), I'm gonna wait for it to show here. For once. It's a shocker, but I think the wait will be worth eet. <br />
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On a different note, I've made a companion piece to <a href="http://sarcastically-yours.deviantart.com/art/What-Time-Lords-May-Dream-71390048">"What Time Lords May Dream"</a>, but it's the Doctor's p.o.v. instead of the Master's. Therefore it is also darker than his. BRING ON THE ANGST!! It'll be scanned asap.<br />
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I'm gonna be very busy this month, I've only got free days on fridays and weekends now, because of driver's ed after schoo. I don't enjoy the idea of driving. My mother is forcing me. But it's wiff my favourite (gay) teacher! FONSIE! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> We bicker a lot and make fun of each other; he comments on my pathetic attempts at humor and I make derogatory remarks on his sexuality. It's all good. Ocassionally I'm hit with a book, but then again I break into his room and steal things... or stack his tables on top of each other.  <br />
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So in other words, I've got not time these days. Sorry. But I've got some pretty crap classes to do some doodles in. It all works out in the end. <br />
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                <title>I'M IN UR BUSHEZ STALKIN YOO!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 21:12:11 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ LOL So I just read an article about David Tennat having this CRAZY stalker. It's hilarious and yet oddly creepy. This woman is one hell of a nutter! <br />
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<a href="http://www.dailystar.co.uk/goss/view/26302/I-need-to-see-the-doctor-/">Read the article here</a><br />
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I feel terribly bad for poor Dave. Someone seriously needs to put that lady in crazy howse. I wonder who the crazy lady is? <br />
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It's not me though!.... *shifty eyes*<br />
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Anyways, I've got a few sketches on the way, some pics of Howard and Vince as well as the Hitcher and a cute cuddly Master/Doc. And I'm creating a new ID since I've grown to despise my old one. That and I look nothing like it anymore <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bored</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:26:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You can totally ignore this post, it's nothing special. <br />
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I'm sitting here all alone at home. I came back from the Doc's and she said I was good enough to go to school tomorrow (yay! I'm probably one of the only teens you'll meet that actually enjoys school and <b>is not</b> a nerd). I can't even text my friends cause they'll get their phones taken away. <br />
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Turns out that I'm gonna go see a Bill Engval show this saturday! More yays! He's a great comedian. Maybe I'll actually get to meet him? We can talk about our trips into vicodin land. <br />
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So because I'm bored, I decided to do this random quiz that I totally <i>did not</i> steal from Ozza. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <br />
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- If you could say anything to the person who has hurt you most in life what would you say?<br />
  STFU! You lying flithy crapweasel! Get stuffed!<br />
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- When will your next kiss be?<br />
  Ki-iss? What is this "kiss" you speak of?? Nah, real life or fantasy, cause I can tell you I'm secretly making out with Alex O'Loughlin. Reality? Umm... he doesn't know I exist.<br />
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- What song are you listening to?<br />
  Nanageddon from the Mighty Boosh episode of the same name. "Satan's evil in a nylon gown!!"<br />
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- Who does it remind you of?<br />
  Noel as an adorable granny. And Julian playing some wicked drums. <br />
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- Last film you watched?<br />
  Some old movie on TCM. It was about a womanizing magician who goes to Baghdad to rescue his stolen performers and ends up falling in love with a princess. <br />
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- Which of your friends lives closest to you?<br />
  My friend Jens. He's at the end of the street. But he's in schoo right now. Or maybe not. He tends to skip. <br />
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- What CD is in your stereo?<br />
  Hmm. Stereo. Of course it is all MP3 now. Stereos are obsolete.<br />
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- Has a friendship ended recently that you wish hadnt?<br />
  Not recently, and it's normally me that ends them (if they do). Normally that means that they weren't good friends to begin with and I don't regret ending it.<br />
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- What did you do last night?<br />
  Sat on the couch, ate some painkillers and antibiotics. Watched BBCA all day XD<br />
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- Last person you ditched class with?<br />
  I'm a loser. I don't ditch. I actually have panic attacks when I miss the bus or if I'm almost late to class. <br />
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- Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person?<br />
  Depends on how I feel. If I'm feeling cold I want a warm place and vise versa. But I like anyplace with beautiful nature... and no people to get up in meh face.<br />
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- What are you most looking forward to?<br />
  ... wtf kinda question is this?? Umm... not being in pain?? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!<br />
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- What are your nicknames?<br />
  Louis Lombardi. Or "Fluffylumpkins" by one of my friends, and "Loo Loo" by another.<br />
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- Describe your ideal significant other?<br />
  Umm... don't really like 'other' people. YAY for asexuality! But if I had to, I'd say a tall, slim, wild dark hair, and some one who understands that I dress up in the opposite sex's clothes (and maybe does it too XD ). And doesn't get scared of the word "yaoi"<br />
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- Where would you like to live?<br />
  Iceland... or someplace <i>other</i> than Oklahoma<br />
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- Last time you spent the night at someones house?<br />
  ....I.. can't remember. I don't enjoy spending the night or having people stay at my place. I'm anal.<br />
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- When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?<br />
  I don't think there's enough word space in this journal to list all the times I was LET DOWN. Gah, damn people. Ex: House MD season 4, my Shakespeare group (bunch of bastards the whole lazy lot of them)<br />
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TOP TEN TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU<br />
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1. Are you single?: Yes, and I always will be.<br />
2. Are you happy about that?: Quite. Human courtshipping makes me vomit, and vomiting makes me waste precious drugs. <br />
3. Are you bored?: WHY DO YOU THINK I'M DOING THIS?! Did you not read the title of this lame entry?!<br />
4. Are you sad?: Not since the loverly pills <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <br />
5. Are you Italian?: Yup. Both my parent's are, and I've got the butt to prove eet.<br />
6. Are you pregnant?: Pssh, what are you talking about? My species can't get preggers! Didn't you take biology?? <br />
8. Are you cool?: No, just insane. <br />
9. Are you Irish?: LAME. Italian FTW!!<br />
10.Are your parents still married?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAH A!!! *Cough, deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA HAHA!!!! No.<br />
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TEN LAST<br />
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1. Last phone call you made: To my pappi :3 <br />
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                <title>Doctor visits and yummy opiates!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:27:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So get this, I fell on my tailbone a week ago and I finally go to the doctor and discover I have a pilonidal cist growing over my tailbone. YAY! <br />
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No. NOT. COOL. <br />
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They chopped me up (more like cut me, but I'm being overly dramatic here) and gave me some yummy meds. And by meds I mean Loratab. And Loratab is just another fancy name for <b>Vicodin</b>. <br />
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Jack pot. <br />
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I see why House enjoys this crap so much. I can't feel nothin'! I'm soaring high on a cloud of opiates! Which is why this entry doesn't make any sense. <br />
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But I'll be better in a week or two <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Some good ol' fashioned soapbox ranting, via </title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:46:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, I've been hit with the rant bug after posting some new Anti-Rose artwork. So BE WARNED! If you really don't want to hear my whining, than I'm not making you read it. In fact, I'd probably advise you <i>not</i> to read this crap because it's well... crap. <br />
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Some topics for me to discuss:<br />
- Rose Tyler -- why I hate her so much now<br />
- RTD is a giant Welsh d--che<br />
- Het pairings with the Doctor = BIG. NO.<br />
- WTH is up with House MD?!?<br />
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<u>Rose Tyler</u><br />
At the start of the New Who series, I actually enjoyed Rose Tyler. She was adorable, cute, and smart on her feet. Her relationship with Eccleston!Doctor was basically "Happy Team TARDIS!". But now with the DW hiatus I've been given some time to re-watch all these episodes, as well as some more Old School at Stage6 (for those who haven't seen any of the classic series GO THERE NOW!!), and I've decided that I can't stand Rose anymore. Not so much first series Rose compared to second series Rose. Rose got too saucy for my tastes with Ten; she completely dissed her <b>boyfriend</b> Mickey countless times to go be "OTP" with the Doctor. I've also noticed that the hole Mickey/Rose thing was never resolved. It was mentioned countless times and it seemed like they were still going out with each other/ had feelings for each other ("Boomtown"), but despite this they constantly argued and Mickey finally left. With out resolving anything!! GAH! Rose kisses Mickey goodbye, runs away for a year, and they skirt around the issue without addressing it. WHY!! And "Doomsday", they're just supposed to live together?? That logic doesn't make much sense, especially when it's clear that Rose still loves the Doctor. This leads me to another point why I canÂt stand her. Her character is a complete disregard to the companion role in it's entirety! <a href="http://kara--marie.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/k/a/kara--marie.jpg" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconkara--marie:" title="kara--marie"/></a> discussed this a little bit, but I honestly think that Rose has ruined what it is to be the Doctor's companion. Previously, the Doc's companions were not "in love" with the Doctor; he traveled with people to teach them about the world and just generally have some one there. Sometimes he really didn't like them either. But Rose has been made to be the perfect companion; we've seen the Doctor waste a star just to talk to her for 3 minutes and that's not the Doctor of legend. And don't go saying that this is just evidence of "true love" between him and her; I've got a good talk for you weirdos in the next rant. The Doctor should never have done that because it teaches Newbies that Rose triumphs over all other companions and I find that an injustice. Who's to say Sarah Jane Smith, Jamie, or Turlough aren't as important? What I'm basically trying to get at is that the Rose-Doctor thing has completely warped the companion role into something that Newbies see as a <i>companion</i> role and not merely a student role (as it should be). RTD has made it clear that his creation, his "mary sue", is above all classic characters, making a mockery of DW into something more like a soap opera with sex, sex, love, womanizing, "Queer as Folk"-but-with-het rip-off. And I will not be appeased until he's gone and he takes his abomination Rose with him. <br />
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<u>RTD is a wanker</u><br />
Honestly, people who think he's a saint should be pummeled with a bag of bricks. As stated before, him and his Rose have damaged the companion role. What he's also done is made his word God's law. He is so opinionated and forces his views of DW down fan's throats. You can clearly see it in all the Confidentials; he thinks his shit don't stink. And that's not what DW is all about. Fans are the ones who should be able to have free run of the interpretation of each episode, but Davies has made it certain that there is no room for interpretation. All he is is a giant fanboi who's been given legal rights to his favourite show. It's almost as if going to fanfiction.net, plucking out one of those annoying 13 year-olds and saying "here, you own shares in Harry Potter now. So you can do what you've wished with your favourite characters". And of course she's going to every character and she'll lose sight of the original struggle the creator was trying to establish. Just. Like. RTD. He needs to go. Go on to Torchwood and leave his grubby gay hands out of DW. <br />
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<u>Doctor sexuality</u><br />
Here's a tetchy subject for most people, even me. Fandom allows fans to fictionally pair up characters, and I'm fine with that because hell, I do it too. But I don't enjoy seeing it in <b>canon</b>. When ever I see the Doctor kiss someone these days (Rose, Reinette, Jack, Martha, Astrid) I get the sense that the writers are cramming it down my throat and that's equivalent of them saying "you opinions don't... ]]></description>
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