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The day 1 photo report is up. No cosplayers yet.. that'll come later.

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By the way can we start an Alodia fan club?

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Have you?

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He had a whole train of retainers following him around.

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I don't think the epoxy on my outfit is going to fully harden by then... argh.

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And I haven't finished my outfit! Ahhhh!

]]> ~Sausage69 http://Sausage69.deviantart.com/journal/28387202/ http://Sausage69.deviantart.com/journal/28387202/ Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:26:12 PST Does anyone know anything at all?

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What do I do now?

I have been supervising grasscutting, making sure grass is not more than 2 cm tall, measuring how thick tree trunks are with a regular measuring tape, and routinely listening to complaints about people's rubbish bins overflowing, for more than 3 years. When tasked with developing their staff's potential, my bosses sent me for a course on operating a cherry-picker crane. I was also asked to go for a course on playset assessment, involving pushing and pulling slides, swings and see-saws to ensure they don't fall apart, but I refused vehemently, seeing as to how it would entrench me further in this field given the unbelievable additional bond period for something that isn't exactly analogous to a course in rocket science.

I go to work in long-sleeved office clothes daily as my mother would kill me if she found out I'm supervising grasscutting after wasting 4 years getting an honors degree.

It got very old from week 2, but I have been doing this for 3 years and 3 months already, with no other job offers on the horizon at all even after sending out close to 200 job applications in the past 3 years. To add insult to all this, only last month did my boss tell me that among the 14 existing 'managers', only 2 of us - me and another, were degree graduates. That immediately explained everything - the general lack of motivation, interest, initiative, EQ and all. In addition, apart from these 14, another 2 new 'managers' who had just joined were fresh graduates. I always thought 'manager' was a position someone reaches after some years of experience. Clearly this is not so here, and all along I had been working like some real manager, unaware that I was being given all the so-called 'manager'-level work (which really isn't high-level; just that the others don't know how to use computers) that the other 'managers' could not do - either due to incompetence or lack of interest. And I shan't even elaborate on the fact that 16 of the branch of 22 are 'managers'. Seems like everyone is a 'manager' these days. Clearly, I was cheated from day 1 when I applied for this 'manager' position.

Today, I was listening for almost 2 hours, to a resident, a retiree probably older than 65 who didn't need to work and could stay at home in his expensive land-based house all day watching TV, complain about how 'his rubbish bins have not been emptied for 6 months already', how he can see students routinely having sex at the benches near his house every week, and how he is unhappy seeing workers smoking when they are sweeping up leaves, I and noticed the way I was addressed was similar to how ruffians treat mangy dogs. Lots of cursing, belittling, insinuation and basically, loud volume. As usual I managed to keep myself in check, but if I wasn't part of the organization I would've let him have an earful right on the spot. I really wanted to twist his head off like one of those 1.2 liter screwtop bottles.

So much for that upper-tier biology degree. Measuring trees with a measuring tape and supervising grasscutting is definitely not biology.

Is this kind of thing common in other countries too, given the ubiquity of honors degrees, or is it just a Singapore thing?

]]> ~Sausage69 http://Sausage69.deviantart.com/journal/28302009/ http://Sausage69.deviantart.com/journal/28302009/ Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:46:03 PST Study hard, do well in school and get a good job, they said.

We did the study hard and do well in school bit.

Hopefully this will change once I quit my job first thing next year.

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I got 0 birthday presents.

]]> ~Sausage69 http://Sausage69.deviantart.com/journal/27757892/ http://Sausage69.deviantart.com/journal/27757892/ Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:50:52 PDT I installed Windows 7 and forgot to back up all my old fonts! I lost Trajan, Myriad, Copperplate, Gotham and a whole bunch of good stuff!

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And he remarked that it was incredible how I got 'sausage', '69' and 'deviant' all in the same address.

I didn't realize it myself.

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Recce report from the first public day of the toy convention is up here:

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Another weekend wasted when I could have done something more productive. Two incidences on both days too. If they're not interested, why can't they just say so instead of coming up with all kinds of excuses and I'll reschedule someone else instead of wasting my time? To think all these people approached me to do a shoot first, not the other way round.

Luckily I learnt from the previous times when I bought roses two times for a shoot and they flaked out on both instances. What a waste of good money. This time I bought food that I could finish off myself.

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I wish I could afford them

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This is something along the lines of the modernized Romeo and Juliet released some years back.

Now I want to do an elizabethan era photoshoot!

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Only in Singapore do people get so uptight over a hobby, complaining to newspapers, gearing up for a witch hunt, and things like that, over a newspaper article aimed at nobody in particular.

My favorite line: "the vehemence and rabidness of your tone in the e-mails sent in just show you for what you are - an empty (psychotic) vessel making too much noise."

So very true. Some years back, in a similar vein, some cosplayers even took it upon themselves to represent 'the entire singapore cosplay community' to demand an apology from a shopping center here after they held a cosplay event, for 'exploiting cosplayers', when what they did was just organize a cosplay competition. They even showed up in person to demand this.

Sheesh.

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At every cosplay event I go to, he'll be there, and once he spots me, he'll make a beeline for me and deliberately stand behind me to irritate me. I'm very sure he does it so that he's in a position to photograph me secretly, for purposes that are probably less than honorable. I do not understand why people are always looking for trouble. Is this a product of the education system in Singapore, that instills such overcompetitiveness in its people?

Yesterday was no different. I was standing at the stage watching. He saw me from far and came over, and stood behind me.

I immediately turned and moved, and ended up behind him.

He immediately turned and did the same, and was behind me again.

And I did it again.

And he knew he'd been discovered.

So he went off somewhere else.

But his camera was always pointed towards me, even when his back was facing me.

A remote trigger?

I don't know what he's up to but I know he's been collecting photos of me for a while (read, many years).

I hope it's not one of those cases where they hope to climb up the ladder (pardon the irony) by discrediting other photographers.

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Some have observed that Enigma's popularity seems to fall by half with every successive album release. They did have some albums that weren't up to par, like Voyageur and A. Posteori, but I really like how they've rebounded since then.

I'm really hunting all over for their first DVD now. There're some really inspiring visuals in that.

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One of my exceedingly dull colleagues came to my cubicle, didn't knock as usual, just waltzed in as usual, and took some paper for use in the photocopier.

And then she saw it.

Then commented that I was very disturbed. And walked away without attempting to hide her disgust.


Mere mortals will never understand art.


But anyway, art is anything that elicits some kind of emotion from its viewers. In this case, it's disgust.

Brilliant.

My art is a success.

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The good guys think I'm the bad guy.

The bad guys think I'm the good guy.

They both want to kill me.

Should I go into hiding?

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Luckily, I didn't appear here.

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I got 0 flowers today.

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Seems like she just did a shoot with some other photographers, and when I asked her today if she was interested in another shoot sometime, she said she wasn't interested unless she was being paid.

Nothing wrong with that, but because of the timing, it's obvious ideas have been put into her mind by jealous photographers. She must've told them she did it at no cost, and like the jealous small people Singaporeans are, well, you know the rest.

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It's a strange combo... old spaghetti western-styled music played with chinese instruments.

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How many of you have been retrenched from your jobs so far?

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Zoukout is the best time to see people in the region revert back to their roots of ape-like behavior.

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Long live zoukout.

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I don't know why. Old age?

What perfect timing.

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I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleached blond hair and well,
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free

I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

Hey hey I wanna be a rock star
Hey hey I wanna be a rock star


Rockstar - by Nickelback

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Why don't they make music like this any more? The new Chinese Democracy album just lacks so much without Saul Hudson and Matt Sorum.

Some other old stuff I really like:

Heart
Pet Shop Boys
Depeche Mode
New Order / Electronic / Joy Division


I seem to be listening almost entirely to vocal trance on the web radio these days. I wonder why.

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I'm going to be there both days for AFA2008!

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Seems like a new commanding officer just got posted in and he's probably trying to score points for being very switched on.

Being a Singapore citizen is really a liability rather than an asset.

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Happy birthday to me.

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Nick Murray Feat Tiff Lacey - The Sweetest Sound (club Mix) (from DJ Kewlaid's Watermelon vocal trance mix; what a beautiful intro!)

Headstrong Feat Tiff Lacey - Show me the love (Judge Jules mix)


Basically, just listen to the DJ Kewlaid watermelon vocal trance mix. It's great.

I just caught the Midnight Meat Train and it has placed many images in my mind. I had no idea Ryuhei Kitamura had crossed over to US cinema. I felt that the movie didn't have the poor pacing present in many of his Japanese releases, and it was pretty good.

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Dow Jones at -800. Go to the toilet and pee. Come back and see it at -120.

I don't trade in stocks and shares, but lousy forex rates mean there go all the cheap hentai PVC figures from Japan.


US$ rate is now 1.48 and rising steadily, from just 1.36 about 2 months ago.

and

Japan Yen is 1.48 too. Suprise. It was hovering around 1.28 2 weeks ago.

Looks like the Singapore $ just could not sustain an artificially high value.

So now the world is in a global recession. I wonder who's going to come to Singapore for the casinos now? Not the common folk, for sure.

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"There is this trend for organisers to do bikini, lingerie and nude shoots. Take a look at the section "Services Wanted" and see how many people are asking for lingerie and nude shoots. This seems to be taken for a place to get models for shoots involving very little or no clothes. What is happening?"

And I agree with the poster. Over the years the photo gatherings have degenerated, with the models becoming younger and more inexperienced by the day. The surface area of their clothes also decrease likewise.

It wasn't always like this. Seems like these days anyone can take a nude photo and call it art. Where are our standards headed?

Please, give us more style and less sleaze.

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For me I generally get stood up for 75% of arranged photoshoots. This is one of the realities of living in Singapore, where you could say that subjects, in general, have the facades of Hotel 81, but the attitude of Paris Hilton.

I injured my back again from a shoot that didn't materialize on sunday. I think I did some serious damage to my back from my Japan trip last year, and I've got to cut down on carrying all the camera equipment. I just looked in the mirror and realized that, when relaxed, my right shoulder is permanently lower than my left. Time to give up shoulder bags.

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and they are laffing at me!

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Sheesh.

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Singapore is the cosplay drama hub of the world.

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If you don't want to do something, just say you don't want to do it. It's fine with me.

Why make up all kinds of reasons last minute when all you need to do is as simple as just saying you simply don't want to?

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Does anyone have suggestions for scenic indoor locations (ie. with air conditioning)?

I can't think of any besides

1. roof of Suntec
2. roof garden of the national library building, victoria street
3. Fort Canning Center

not-so-indoor ideas would be
3. esplanade roof
4. Chjmes
5. Sungei Buroh Nature Reserve
6. Hort Park Pavillion
7. Singapore Botanica Garden Pavallion

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Free photoshoot with Miss Pink Lacus
Radiopopper Jr set ($200+)
Dell Inspiron Mini 9 ($800+)
Dream of Doll Shall ($900+)
Wacom Intuos 3 (bought already at $200 - courtesy of my wallet)
IPPT or reservist waiver for the rest of my life

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Guns and Roses - Estranged
Def Leppard - When Love and Hate Collide
Def Leppard - Hysteria
Enigma - Modern Crusaders
Modern Talking - Cheri Cheri Lady
Baltimora - Tarzan Boy
New Order - True Faith
Roxette - The Look


I've been listening to these since I was around 16 and I still keep playing them over and over again. They really don't make music like in the 80s and 90s anymore. The piano work in Guns and Roses' Estranged is the bomb.

I've just put up some photos of yesterday's Game Convention Asia at [link]
It was a small event but was relatively enjoyable, since the usual photographers with a political agenda didn't show up. This is the way events should be.

And now I want to keep a headcrab zombie as a pet.

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I cannot help but wonder why jobs in Singapore are created for mindless drones with no real goals in life other then living a repeating cycle of work-pay bills-sleep-repeat tomorrow.

We all have dreams when we're kids. Why does this thing called the real world kill them as we get older?

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* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
* Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

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Peasants borrow money from banks.

Banks lend peasants money.

More and more peasants borrow money to buy a lot of things since the economy is good.

Banks found out they may not have enough money to tide over future problems, but still lend money.

Banks, one day, found out that they really do not have money for their own use. So they ask peasants to return. But peasants cannot return since they don't have money to return.

So banks close.


I love being a peasant.

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Loverush UK - Different World
Oceanlab - Sirens Of The Sea (Above & Beyond Club Mix)
Aurora feat Lizzy Pattinson - Summer Son (extended)
Kewlaid - Wild Berries


It's been a dull week. I've been spending time picking up drawing again. I realized that so many of my awful drawings last time could be made presentable by applying rules of perspective. This will take some time to master.

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Right during my reservist period. Bam.
I hope they let us out during weekends.

Anyway here's their website, for more info.

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