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        <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:59:39 PDT</pubDate>        
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                <title>omg I'm Back to Plug My YouTube Channel</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 05:05:42 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">omg I'm Back to Plug My YouTube Channel</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ What kind of asshole doesn't post a deviation for like 5 years, then shows up to try and get people to check out his mediocre YouTube channel?  Fucking...me, dude.<br /><br />If you fit any of the following criteria...<br /><br />1. Politically-minded (and perhaps a little liberal?)<br />2. Gamer geek<br />3. Amateur guitar fan<br />4. Have a dislike for Fox News<br />5. Are LGBT, gayby, or interested in LGBT issues<br />6. Like to make noise about racism<br />7. Think I've got good hair<br />8. Fancy yourself an intellectual.<br /><br />...then you might just love my YouTube channel, http://youtube.com/MrTomFooligans<br /><br />And if you instead fit any of these criteria...<br /><br />1. Republican<br />2. Christian<br />3.  ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:20:29 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Devious Journal Entry</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I have become a caricature of myself.  I think the time in my life that was well-served by dA has passed, and I think I won't be back for a while.<br /><br />A man walks down the street, he says,<br />Why am I soft in the middle, now<br />Why am I soft in the middle, the<br />rest of my life is so hard<br />I need a photo opportunity<br />I want a shot at redemption<br />Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard<br /><br />Bonedigger, Bonedigger,<br />Dogs in the moonlight<br />Far away, my well-lit door<br />Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly<br />Get these mutts away from me!<br />You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore<br /><br />If you'll be my body guard,<br />I can be your long lost pal<br />I can call yo ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Omoide wa Tooku no Hibi</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:05:21 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Omoide wa Tooku no Hibi</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Daddy's ghost behind you<br />Sleeping dog beside you<br />You're a poem of mystery<br />You're the prayer inside me<br /><br />Whenever I forget to take my pill, I can feel my regular thoughts creeping back in.  Not even creeping, they make themselves known.  Something like, "you thought you could get rid of us, but guess what fucker, we're back!"<br /><br />Went to a lot of trouble last night to help secure bud to smoke with a friend who never, ever smokes...he never came by (to my knowledge) and the rest of my friends all smoked without me.  Great, that's just great...real communal, you assholes.<br /><br />I'm consistently on the fence between wanting to do something motivated (l ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Apocalypse Please</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:00:39 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Apocalypse Please</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Saw the first 20th Century Boys movie, and it was just great.  Go check it out.  I have some new photos to upload but it seems like the process is just so very tedious anymore...it's easier to upload heavily compressed shots to facebook than to get the good ones up on here.  I don't know.<br /><br />Hopeless time to roam<br />The distance to your home<br />Fades away to nowhere<br />How much are you worth?<br />You can't come down to earth<br />You're swelling up<br />You're unstoppable ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Waltz #2</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:30:25 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Waltz #2</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ She appears composed, so she is, I suppose<br />Who can really tell?<br />She shows no emotion at all<br />Stares into space like a dead china doll<br />I'm never gonna know you now<br />But I'm gonna love you anyhow<br /><br />Mulligan.  I call a mulligan on the journal I just posted.  Not gonna lie, I was kinda toasted when I wrote it so I just let my thoughts spill out rather than sensibly organizing them.  Fine for a journal I guess, but certainly not front-page material.  Here's the easy bulleted list<br /><br />*Started anti-depressants, they kinda work.<br />*Need job, going to apply around the Greene<br />*Going to buy motorcycle, want Suzuki SV650 w/ full fairing<br />*School is an aw ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Needle in the Hay</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:29:22 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Needle in the Hay</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Now on the bus, nearly touching this sturdy retreat<br />Falling out, sixth and Powell, a dead sweat in my teeth<br />Gonna walk, walk, walk, four more blocks, plus the one in my brain<br />Down downstairs, to the man, he's gonna make it all okay<br /><br />I've been trying very hard to learn to play Needle in the Hay by Elliott Smith.  I am not usually driven to pursue anything; especially something difficult like music.  But I feel motivated lately.<br /><br />What a difference medicine makes, amirite?  I've been having a hard time trying to get the dosage right on this Celexa...if I take one pill / day like I'm supposed to, it gets me really anxious and impulsive which,  ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Take a Happy Pill</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 01:16:34 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Take a Happy Pill</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Started on anti-depressants.  Broke up with girlfriend.  Need job, want motorcycle.  Lotta friends telling me what a fuck-up I am.  No big, it's my life to gamble and at worst it'll make an interesting story to tell later on.  Gonna try and get my GPA up so I can transfer to OSU, major in Japanese.  Want to write around the clock, can never think what to write.  Reading 20th Century Boys; incredible.<br /><br />Aspirations are disappearing rapidly.  Every time I try to hold my head up and make a move for myself, someone has to try and drag me down.  Feels like the collective dragging is getting me very heavy.  No matter how high I want to shoot, feel l ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>With a Grain of Salt</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 18:07:17 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">With a Grain of Salt</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Does anyone else ever just sit around pondering what kind of serial killer they'd be?  Am I the only person who wonders more about how he'd be a serial killer than how he'd be a successful adult?  I wonder what that means...<br /><br />Also applying for a job at a local non-chain game store.<br /><br />Hey also, is it weird to sit around and think about seppuku?  I need to get out more, I think.<br /><br />Xbox 360 red ring'd because fuck me, right?  Instead of Far Cry 2, and Fallout 3, and Street Fighter IV I'm playing Sonic the Hedgehog on Genesis to pass my time.  I want to fucking die without my Street Fighter, I'll tell you that right now.<br /><br />Some days (read: most) I a ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Bonsai, Zetsubou, and 100 Other Useless Words</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 09:20:46 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Bonsai, Zetsubou, and 100 Other Useless Words</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ From time to time, I have been known to suffer massive depression.  I spend this indefinite period of negative self-reflection brutalizing myself for everything that makes me who I am.  I have recently owned up to the fact that I probably need medication for it, and that's probably fine.  The irony of it all is that I have spent a lifetime establishing myself as the funny cynic.  The guy you go to for straight-forward advice, but never to ask if that particular flower looks nice.  I might, instead, offer ways in which the flower might better itself by contributing more to society and being more vibrant.  I've never minded being the asshole, i ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Sitting in Women's Studies Writing This</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 11:26:33 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Sitting in Women's Studies Writing This</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Got me a girlfriend, and a copy of Street Fighter IV.  It's gonna be a good stretch. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>I'll Show You A 2009</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 10:31:09 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">I'll Show You A 2009</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ So, a month into the new year and what's up?  I've been keeping my room fairly clean, made an enemy out of another scumbag girl, been hit on by a milf, put 110 hours into Fallout 3 (downloading the expansion content now), begun the greatest LittleBigPlanet level of all time, started school at WSU, dropped one class at WSU, gone through drama with friends, and discovered this amazing song M83 - Skin of the Night.<br /><br />I thought I would have more to say, but I don't, and class is in 45 minutes so I'm gonna go. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Butcher Pete, Pt. 1</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:32:59 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Butcher Pete, Pt. 1</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I've spent the last couple weeks contributing 60 hours of my life to Fallout 3.  It's like Oblivion, for the uninitiated, but instead of being high fantasy it's set in post-apocalyptic Washington DC.  And it has guns.  I loved Oblivion and all that but there were no guns.  No mini-nukes either.  Hopefully now that I have to send it 2 floors up to its rightful owner, I'll be able to get some work done around here, like cleaning my room up and getting it ready for the holidays.<br /><br />I fucking love the holidays.  I have got 24 Christmas movies and / or specials at the ready.  I could've had 25 and done one for each day in December up through Christm ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>TOO EMO</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 22:56:29 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">TOO EMO</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Last entry too emo.  Time for spunk.  Fuck!<br /><br />I just bought Rock Band 2 but my wrist is too fucked up for me to drum.  There's not much point in singing by yourself, and my wireless guitar pickup is missing&#151;but guitar his for lamers anyway, it's all about drums.  SHIT.<br /><br />To explain my last post, I defied a rule I had set for myself and got my ass tangled up with a high school girl.  18 years old, not creepy.  Point is, high school girls are dumb.  Them's the rules.  I put in like a month in a half's worth of time being nice to her, part of that trying to cheer her up over her break-up, never making a move even though the whole world&#151;e ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Never Gonna Find a Girl</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 00:38:19 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Never Gonna Find a Girl</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I'll keep this brief and try to hold on the emo.<br /><br />If movies are to be believed, my mother brought me up to be the perfect guy.  I am decent-looking, I am sweet, I am thoughtful, I am romantic, I am funny, fun, forgiving...but in the real world, that's not what girls want.  The fairer sex has an attraction to the kind of guy who shoves them around, and treats them like shit.  They want to be taken advantage of when drunk, they want to make nice guys like me suffer for being so nice.  I try and I fucking try to be this wonderful guy, but all it amounts to is dick because movies and TV lie.  Women don't want a guy who remembers their birthday an ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>I've Begun my Blog Again</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:36:28 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">I've Begun my Blog Again</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ For anyone interested in my writing, I've gone back to keeping my "BriBlog" active.  It serves a dual purpose...I can complain about things (mostly the game industry), and I can post any of my actual writing pieces with some effort put into them.  The link is in my profile information, but here it is as well:<br /><br />http://seifex.deadjournal.com/ ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>If Wanting Was Enough to Make Things Happen</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/If-Wanting-Was-Enough-to-Make-Things-Happen-237236604</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:31:44 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">If Wanting Was Enough to Make Things Happen</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ What's new with me...<br /><br />I am back in school, and trying to manage a regular sleep schedule.<br /><br />I am on my 4th re-read of Berserk.<br /><br />I am teaching myself to eliminate the phrases "want to," "hope to," and "planning on" from my vocabulary.  It's easy to say "I want to learn Japanese," "I hope to go to Japan to teach English to children," and "I am planning on opening my own store one day" but it is equally easy to brush things off when they are only hopes and plans.  When you replace those phrases with the term "will" it is much harder for anything to get in the way of your dreams.  I WILL do these things, and more.  I WILL do something with my lif ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Life is Hard</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Life-is-Hard-237592004</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:07:37 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Life is Hard</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Ever notice that?  You try and do the right thing but people still stand in the way of you getting anything accomplished?  Oh well.<br /><br />&#31169;&#12399;&#19981;&#24184;&#12391;&#12354;&#12427; ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Wish I Were Okay</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Wish-I-Were-Okay-237984237</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:32:31 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Wish I Were Okay</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I can't remember the last time I was okay.  Was it with my last girlfriend?  I think I was still fucked up then, too.  It seems like no matter what I do, for myself, or for others, somehow the world winds up taking a shit on me.  Drew is home and every time I see him I enjoy myself, but it's far from what I could honestly call being happy.  Seeing him with a girl makes me feel lonely.  Being lonely reminds me how many people hate me.<br /><br />Recently, I was told that one of my friends hates to bring his problems to me because about a dozen people all do and it's got to be hard for me.  He told me I should pursue spending time with a girl because my  ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Comic</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Comic-238624291</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:27:36 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Comic</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/e/seifex.jpg?4</media:credit> 
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I updated my comic for the first time in as long as I can remember...so...live it up ya bastards.  I guess now that I have a crappy minimum wage job I have lots of fodder for mediocre comic humor. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Untitled Project Gone</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Untitled-Project-Gone-238679576</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:16:41 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Untitled Project Gone</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/e/seifex.jpg?4</media:credit> 
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Hey, everyone.  Coming as a surprise to no one, I am down on myself.  As product of that, I have removed my untitled prose project.  Reading Berserk (superior story) and starting a new book called The Last Templar (superior writing) has made me realize why I eventually give up on every project I begin.  I have no vision for it, and no talent to bullshit my way through until I figure out where it's going.  Don't get me wrong, I had a general bullshitting plan for my untitled project but it was neither original nor interesting.  That's why it was bullshit.  The whole project was bullshit.  So sorry to the two people who thought it was worth rea ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Guh</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Guh-238756353</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:37:35 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Guh</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ My laptop has taken a shit on itself and as such I can continue writing my little story but cannot update that which I have already finished.  So it won't get put up until I make my computer work properly. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Survey deal</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Survey-deal-238889253</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 23:37:42 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Survey deal</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Stole from :icon-jin-:.<br /><br />1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?: "Ugh.."<br /><br />2. When is the next time you will make out?: I am very single.<br /><br />3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"?: Fuck<br /><br />4. What's your favorite planet?: This one I guess<br /><br />5. Who's the 4th person on your missed calls list?: Diana<br /><br />6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?: Bleed Well by HIM<br /><br />7. What shirt are you wearing right now?: Meijer uniform red polo piece of crap<br /><br />8. What do you "label" yourself as?: Awkward<br /><br />9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?: Rebok<br /><br />10. Bright or dark room?: That I live in?  Ligh ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>I Love My Weighted Companion Cube</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/I-Love-My-Weighted-Companion-Cube-239069779</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:06:02 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">I Love My Weighted Companion Cube</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ My Weighted Companion Cube was my best friend.  It was with me through the good times...and the bad times...mostly there were bad times.  But he was always there.  He had helpful words of inspiration when I couldn't figure out how to propel myself past the turrets.  He had inspirational words when the testing had me losing my faith in religion.  He had a slice of cake for me when I was super hungry.  My Companion Cube was my everything.  I would have married him if it weren't for the fact that he was a he...and a weighted cube made out of metal and probably some plastic.<br /><br />Then that stupid bitch made me kill him.  She made me euthanize my best ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Regarding deviation "My Name is Pat"</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Regarding-deviation-quot-My-Name-is-Pat-quot-239380057</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 22:30:17 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Regarding deviation "My Name is Pat"</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I wrote this story when I was feeling bad and even though it turned up towards the end, it is rooted far too deeply in my life and for the sake of protecting the interest of myself and those for whom I care, I have removed it.  Sorry, but it was a good exercise in making myself feel better, but a choice of poor taste to post on dA. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Regarding my Presence</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Regarding-my-Presence-239541780</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:32:07 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Regarding my Presence</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I know I haven't updated...anything lately.  Well I've been thoroughly depressed.  When that happens, I either update more or I update less.  My creativity either shoots up or I have not the energy to do a damn thing.  Well, some shit just happened I don't want to bother getting into&#151;don't bother asking, I don't want to expose my life for attention&#151;and that "more likely"&#151;"less likely" margin is gonna broaden.  So keep an eye out for a couple weeks and if nothing happens, you can guess which one I'm leaning towards. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Grarahargagar</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Grarahargagar-241035650</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:58:42 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Grarahargagar</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ So, yeah. Let's start with the obligatory note that the sketches have not been forgot about. I am just super irresponsible.<br /><br />Right now I am working on Static 17. It's in a similar comic/toon format as the Interactive Demo I posted recently. And for the record, if the outcome of that one seemed random to anyone, you've not played FEAR.<br /><br />Static 17 is going to focus on my friend Drew. I can't say much more for now but an early build got his girlfriend's seal of approval so you all ought to enjoy it.  For the animation I have simplified the speech element to save time and effort, since animated speech bubbles were kind of pointless anyway.  The r ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>I'm Not Dead Yet!</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/I-m-Not-Dead-Yet-241419162</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:11:40 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">I'm Not Dead Yet!</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I am still alive.  I have a comic I have not yet posted, a pair of new jackets I am working (too slowly) on, and I've begun to write a story on request.  I think maybe I'll finish this one.  I won't get too ahead of myself, nor will I post anything on it until it's done...but I will give you this: the working title is Lurker.  I am also vectorizing my Viewtiful Joe commission sketch.  I am also not forgetting about the remaining commission sketches.  Don't worry, kids, they're coming.<br /><br />By the way...<br /><br />PHOENIX WRIGHT FTW!!!!!1!!1!ONEONE ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Static</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Static-241549833</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:45:52 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Static</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I put up a new Static, then put it up again due to an image problem with the first copy.  That said, no it is not dead.  I cannot guarantee any regularity (though I do have a new one drawn that I'll be putting up at some point today) and it looks like, in order to get some damn material I may make it like the rest of my life and focus it a lot on games.  Who knows?<br /><br />The next one is about Zelda: Twilight Princess. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Free sketches, anyone? 4 Down</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Free-sketches-anyone-4-Down-241728194</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2007 22:39:13 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Free sketches, anyone? 4 Down</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Still have slots to fill.  Just ask.<br /><br />So, for anyone wondering, I have not forgotten about all this.  I actually have finished my new comic...I just have to scan it in.  As for Viewtiful Joe, Badass Chainsaw Guy, the kitty kitty, and my family as a cartoon, I've not forgotten.  Mostly this is all just being delayed because of Christmastime.<br /><br />I also just remembered that Signs of Life by the Poets of the Fall is one of the best albums I've ever heard.  Rock on.  Unfortunately, it's more summery music than wintery...if that makes sense.<br /><br />1. Viewtiful Joe for :icontheophastus:<br />2. A New Comic for :iconxyellow-blue-busx: *fixed*<br />3. Badass chainsa ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>I Made a Tattoo!</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/I-Made-a-Tattoo-241855348</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2006 22:18:00 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">I Made a Tattoo!</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ So this fella, :devsmarshy74: got one of my pieces tattooed on his person.  Before I link you, I'll say that I did not come up with the concept for that type of Heartagram, I only built (lightly) on it and made a deviation of it.  I never thought much of it or expected to have anything done with it by anyone, for any reason, ever.  That said, I would like to say with all the humility in the world, how proud I am that someone chose something I made to stick in their skin forever.  He plans to outfit it with lyrics later on, but here's what he got:<br /><br />http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44252046/<br /><br />from what I made:<br /><br />http://www.deviantart.com/devi ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Free sketches, anyone? *2 Down*</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Free-sketches-anyone-2-Down-242055220</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:32:00 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Free sketches, anyone? *2 Down*</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I'm changing the rules.  Not to be untrue to Julie's journal, but to get some friggin suggestions for sketches.  I will take requests and you don't have to post your own little 10-sketch thing.  Just ask me for a sketch and I'll do it.  I'm bored.  Only 3 people have made their suggestions so far and it's a-bummin' me out.<br /><br />The first 10 people who comment on this journal will get a free sketch by me. But in order to participate and get the sketch, you must copy and paste this text on your journal, and give 10 free pics to whoever asks as well. If you don't feel like doing this, don't even answer this journal. And yes, I will look in your jour ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Bene</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Borat-Cultural-Learnings-of-America-for-Make-Bene-242074751</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2006 00:06:52 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Bene</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ This was possibly the greatest movie in the history of film.  Go see it...ya know, if you're not easily offended. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>ROFL</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/ROFL-242079280</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:43:54 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">ROFL</media:title>
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                        <media:rating>nonadult</media:rating>
                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/e/seifex.jpg?4</media:credit> 
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/41743925/ ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>FINALLY</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/FINALLY-242110226</link>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2006 16:38:00 PST</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">FINALLY</media:title>
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                        <media:rating>nonadult</media:rating>
                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/e/seifex.jpg?4</media:credit> 
        <media:copyright url="http://seifex.deviantart.com">Copyright 2006-2013 ~Seifex</media:copyright>            <media:description type="html"><![CDATA[  ]]></media:description>        
        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I finished updating my DeadJournal to clean out the old entries (or, rather, hide them from prying eyes).  Here ya go.  And DJ has an annonymous comment feature so people who aren't members can still leave their thoughts.  I do urge you to take advantage of that. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>:'(</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/--242124895</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:19:42 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">:'(</media:title>
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                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/e/seifex.jpg?4</media:credit> 
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Nobody comments on my stuff -cries- ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>So Many Journals</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/So-Many-Journals-242133608</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 22:19:01 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">So Many Journals</media:title>
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                        <media:rating>nonadult</media:rating>
                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/e/seifex.jpg?4</media:credit> 
        <media:copyright url="http://seifex.deviantart.com">Copyright 2006-2013 ~Seifex</media:copyright>            <media:description type="html"><![CDATA[  ]]></media:description>        
        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I am so close to being done with my damned autumn pictures.  I put the last one up, only to realize that it was only like half done.  I also deleted a picture.  Just try and guess which one.  Anyway, after I finish with this crap I'll be done with these frequent journals.  Bleck.  I'm not in a good mood right now. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>GEARS SPINS GOLD!</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/GEARS-SPINS-GOLD-242137189</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:59:49 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">GEARS SPINS GOLD!</media:title>
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                        <media:rating>nonadult</media:rating>
                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/e/seifex.jpg?4</media:credit> 
        <media:copyright url="http://seifex.deviantart.com">Copyright 2006-2013 ~Seifex</media:copyright>            <media:description type="html"><![CDATA[  ]]></media:description>        
        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Gears of War went Gold today!  For those of you outside the gaming world, that means that the game is finally done (after a couple years of production) and is finally in the factory being pressed on hundreds of thousands of DVD-ROMs as I type this!  -rolls around on the floor- IT'S ALMOST HERE! ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Pics n More</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Pics-n-More-242137986</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:36:34 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Pics n More</media:title>
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                        <media:rating>nonadult</media:rating>
                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/e/seifex.jpg?4</media:credit> 
        <media:copyright url="http://seifex.deviantart.com">Copyright 2006-2013 ~Seifex</media:copyright>            <media:description type="html"><![CDATA[  ]]></media:description>        
        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I'm working on a few new pictures to round out my Autumn line of pictures.  I'm also working on getting that dang journal back up and running.  Almost there. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Journal</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Journal-242149962</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:03:46 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Journal</media:title>
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                        <media:rating>nonadult</media:rating>
                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/e/seifex.jpg?4</media:credit> 
        <media:copyright url="http://seifex.deviantart.com">Copyright 2006-2013 ~Seifex</media:copyright>            <media:description type="html"><![CDATA[  ]]></media:description>        
        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I'm working on converting my old DeadJournal into a respectable blog to rant in since my site is no more and I am too lazy to bring it back.  If you don't know the address, then don't worry...I'm not done hiding my shameful entries of melodramatic youth yet. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Boo!!! BOOOOOO!!!</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Boo-BOOOOOO-242172956</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:02:11 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Boo!!! BOOOOOO!!!</media:title>
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                        <media:rating>nonadult</media:rating>
                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:copyright url="http://seifex.deviantart.com">Copyright 2006-2013 ~Seifex</media:copyright>            <media:description type="html"><![CDATA[  ]]></media:description>        
        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Konami and Roxor games settled in court today... they agreed that Konami gets the rights to the In The Groove series of games... meaning that we will lose our hope that dancing games would still be fun and fresh.<br /><br />Dance Dance Revolution got very stagnant very fast.  DDRMAX came out and had a fresh line-up of songs and new hold arrows.  DDRMAX2... added more songs.  And DDREXTREME... added more songs to that.  DDR SuperNOVA gives it a fresh coat of paint but beyond that... adds more songs.<br /><br />Then on the side there was In The Groove, created by a team of dancing game players who were bored as hell with the uninspired stepcharts and stupid, licen ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Guh</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Guh-242192085</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:50:53 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Guh</media:title>
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                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Just so everyone's clear: the new Evanescence album is, yes, worse than Fallen. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Official Journal For Today</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Official-Journal-For-Today-242220750</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:21:58 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Official Journal For Today</media:title>
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                        <media:rating>nonadult</media:rating>
                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I'm really digging the autumn weather.  Except for the random too-friggin-hot or too-friggin-cold days, it usually feels absolutely perfect.  It's cool, not too dry, often sunny, and the colors are changing every day.  There's also a certain scent of some sort with autumn that I can't put my finger on but it's great too.<br /><br />Hopefully going to the pumpkin farm on Fri with kids.  Oughta rock my socks off.  In a really geeky way.  More later when I have time.<br /><br />I found out today that a project I thought was due on the 18th is actually due today, so I have to get it done between the time I get home from work (9:45-10) and midnight in order to get cr ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>I Hate Math</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/I-Hate-Math-242220781</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:04:11 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">I Hate Math</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Quick journal for kicks... while doing math today I found myself thinking "I'm going to kill myself" over and over for two hours. Fun. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>hfdygyjred</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/hfdygyjred-242357584</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 22:30:22 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">hfdygyjred</media:title>
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                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Couldn't think of a title.  Sinclair's going okay.  Working at Gamecrazy now.  Rules.  Wanted to get my last journal off my profile. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Sinclair</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Sinclair-242382628</link>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2006 19:22:43 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Sinclair</media:title>
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                        <media:rating>nonadult</media:rating>
                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ In a little less than 12 hours I will be at Sinclair, meandering around, trying to figure out where my classes are.  Holy crap.  This is kind of intimidating... ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Fall</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Fall-242390114</link>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 04:08:25 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Fall</media:title>
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                        <media:rating>nonadult</media:rating>
                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/e/seifex.jpg?4</media:credit> 
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Fall kicks ass.  I mean I know it's not technically here yet but where I am it feels like it's already made itself known.  It's cool during the day, chilly at night, there's a general smell in the air that just shouts fall... and everywhere I go I smell something either cooking or burning, which just absolutely enchants the already fantastic air.  Man am I ever digging nature at the moment. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Back.  I Guess.</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Back-I-Guess-242400502</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:49:37 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Back.  I Guess.</media:title>
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                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/e/seifex.jpg?4</media:credit> 
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ So I found out that I could appeal the removal of my stuff, and after reviewing what was and was not copyright violation, I got my vectors put back up.  I didn't bother with Bald Drew Eagle because even though I don't even remember where the stock photo of the eagle came from, I didn't want to press it.  I am still dumbfounded as to why Greg Dancing was removed other than that it may have been placed into the wrong category?  Either way, I got what really mattered put back up.  I also got a short lecture about doing vector artwork that looks too damned close to the source material.  Am I good or what? ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Guh</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Guh-242408296</link>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:53:57 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Guh</media:title>
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                        <media:rating>nonadult</media:rating>
                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/e/seifex.jpg?4</media:credit> 
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ [Update 3] I have put in a request that dA revise the removal of the pieces I care about.  I have left the things which included actual copyrighted stuff off my list of complaints, and instead only asked them to look at the Vector stuff because I did put in hours of work on those things (23 hours on one, 50 layers that was) and just because they look like their source material doesn't mean they are the source material... by nature of their being vector, one would think that that could be deciphered from the lack of pixelation on images that are much larger than they would have originally been.<br /><br />Anyway, here's to hoping.  If this gets resolved ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>I AM SO HAPPY</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/I-AM-SO-HAPPY-242418436</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2006 21:59:37 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">I AM SO HAPPY</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Holy Jesus!  I am so happy!  I was looking online for the number to call for Applecare, the Mac insurance policy, and I wanted to argue with them about my eligibility to get a replacement for my shot battery on my PowerBook G4, and Dustin showed me the article about the third recall of iB and PB batteries, and frustrated that despite my serial #'s being in the range and it never saying I was eligible, I tried one last time and I'M ELIGIBLE NOW!  I don't have to argue with anyone, I don't have to beg and plead, I don't have to pay a single cent... my new battery's on its way now! ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Clean-Up</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Clean-Up-242423804</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:08:26 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Clean-Up</media:title>
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                <media:category label="Personal">journals/personal</media:category>
        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ So I've been going through my dA gallery and scrapping a ton of stuff... stuff I'm not real proud of or whatever.  Talking to a friend earlier, I told her I had some writing on the site, but as I read some of the things she said she was reading I realized they were thoroughly embarrassing.  Despite the nice comments people had left, I still felt ashamed of myself for posting such a piece of crap.  Most notably, my Silent Hill project that I started back in 2005.  I have since scrapped it and begun to completely rework the thing.  This isn't a normal revision (what I set out to do) but a monster overhaul.  Sweet.<br /><br />Otherwise not much is new.  I ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Toxic Shock vs. Porch Monkeys 4 Life</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:10:35 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Toxic Shock vs. Porch Monkeys 4 Life</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ It was a tough battle but by the end, the true victor was determined: Porch Monkeys 4 Life!<br /><br />Post-Script 1:  These were team names in a massive game of Halo 2... massive in the sense that I say it was<br /><br />Post-Script 2:  Porch Monkeys 4 Life isn't racist... we're taking it back... if you don't know what I'm talking about, go see Clerks II then come back and laugh.<br /><br />Post-Script 3:  This journal mostly exists to get that long RBF one off my page and make it normal-looking again. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Concert</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2006 23:44:05 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Concert</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Okay okay okay okay so here's the scoop on the concert.<br /><br />1:30PM I am sitting at work, not doing anything.  I get off at 2.  I am very excited.  This concert is going to be bitchin.  I am going to bolt out the door, head home, meet Dustin, and we will ship out to make sure we get there on time and maybe feed ourselves before they open the doors.  We are to be there no later than 4:30.<br /><br />1:45PM They tell me that there is cake and my presence is required.  They are doing for me what they did for Dustin... giving a going-away-cake.  Awesome.  Now, how can I get this cut, passed out, and my piece eaten in the next 10 minutes?<br /><br />1:52PM Bitchin, I cut ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>OMGRBFLOLZ!!</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/OMGRBFLOLZ-242464037</link>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:13:52 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">OMGRBFLOLZ!!</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Reel Big Fish concert today!  Gonna meet the band!  Gonna get an autographed live album!  Gonna poop my pants!  Yeeeargh! ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Stood Up. [UPDATED]</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:19:26 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Stood Up. [UPDATED]</media:title>
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        <media:credit role="author" scheme="urn:ebu">Seifex</media:credit>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I was stood up for my job interview.  The guy who scheduled me had gone home and no one there knew I was coming in.  When called he did not call back.  I am pissed.<br /><br />[UPDATE]  So after calling... a lot... I got it rescheduled for next Wednesday.  The guy emailed the manage woman as he was talking to me so we know it'll be on for certain.  Bitchin. ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Apology.</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Apology-242470437</link>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2006 11:22:11 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Apology.</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ I want to apologize for the last journal.  I've been stressed out lately, and instead of dealing with my problems like a man I posted a pseudo-emo, vague journal like every other person who wants to draw attention to their sadness on this site in a similar way.  Stress is stress and I've got a lot of it but that doesn't mean my life is shit.  My life has been much worse.  I was just in a very low point with my mood and I posted a dumb journal because I could.  For everybody else who sympathized by relation, thanks, and I hope I can do something for you, and I'm glad to have had your sympathies on the journal, but it's gone now because I've de ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>New Macs.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 07 Aug 2006 13:46:19 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">New Macs.</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ They announced the new Mac Pro's (to replace the old G5 PowerPC towers)!!!!1!one1!!  "But Brian, you can't afford one of those, you're just a poor douche bag!"  True, BUT they also put up a sneak peek of the next edition of Mac OS X: 10.5 Leopard.  It looks sooooo good, and THAT is something I can actually afford!  Oh God, oh God, I wish I'd had sex at some point in my life so that I could proclaim this to be better than it!  Someone bring me a whore! ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Emo Kids, I Need Your Help!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Aug 2006 20:32:34 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Emo Kids, I Need Your Help!</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ Dear Emo Kids,<br /><br />I need emo kids' help.  All over the world, there are emo kids cutting themselves and now I need them to give me a hand.  I know I've been mean to them in the past, but this is my public outcry: please help me!<br /><br />You see, I have a problem with mosquitos.  They really like me and I don't want them biting me.  I want to put a big bag of blood out during the summer, like hang it from my garage, and then they'll drink that instead of my blood.  Emo kids who spill their blood obviously don't care where it goes to, so why not send it my way for a useful cause?  You can even help save the environment by recycling old Mountain Dew bott ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>No Sleep 'Till Halloween</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:41:16 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">No Sleep 'Till Halloween</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ HIM has announced a new tour for the US... again.  As of right now there are no Ohio dates, but there usually are and the band also has a habit of expanding the tours significantly after the first dates are published.  So here's to hoping.  I am a tad worried though because this tour will also be featuring Papa Roach, The Lost Prophets, and Kill Hannah so the ticket prices will probably be very high.  The only one on ticketmaster right now is the date at the Hammerstein Ballroom and that costs 40.<br /><br />The dates as of right now are:<br /><br />10/18 Lowell, MA (Tsongas Arena)<br />10/19 New York (Hammerstein)<br />10/20 New York (Hammerstein)<br />10/21 Camden, NJ (Tw ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>Cyans.</title>
                <link>http://seifex.deviantart.com/journal/Cyans-242482536</link>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 05 Aug 2006 23:05:15 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">Cyans.</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ So Lesa, the lesbian bitch who abandoned our family now like 5 years ago, got "gay married" today to her bitch "partner" some time after they had taken the same last name of "Cyan."<br /><br />For anyone who doesn't know, my mom is a lesbian and she and Lesa lived together (with us three chitlins... I am by nature an only child) for a decade and then Lesa up-and-left.  Since then, she has abandoned her kids, leaving them to our household but still demanding love of them, all the while alienating them by changing her name from theirs (their father is dead, by the way, and she moved to Springfield, leaving them with us, right before the first Christmas s ]]></media:text>            
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                <title>OMGLOLPWNZED</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:11:45 PDT</pubDate>
                        <media:title type="plain">OMGLOLPWNZED</media:title>
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        <media:text type="html"><![CDATA[ So anyway, I'm happy to report that they got the voice of the original Optimus Prime to do him in the live-action Transformers movie.  I know.  I know, you are all freaking out.  Don't feel bad, it's okay.  Embrace the feeling.  Also, I got a job interview at Best Buy on Wednesday.  W00T. ]]></media:text>            
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