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                <title>yes, why should we care? indeed</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:47:07 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Why is South Park syndicated on MTV? Is there really anyone alive who has MTV but not Comedy Central? And if you can watch the entire run online for free, why would you watch a version cut down for profanity with more commercials? <br /><br />I love updating this journal. It's so refreshing.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SekritOMG</author>
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                <title>5000</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:28:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Catch it and you get a 1000-word request. (+/- some depending on the prompt.) I'm under no illusion that this is something everyone badly wants, so get in the game, fellas.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>okay, i'm sick of looking at that last journal</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:58:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ How do you piss Lady Gaga off?<br /><br />POKER FACE.<br /><br />(Psssssst, I have a 5000th page view coming.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Du hast den Farbfilm vergessen</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:57:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ah, so, it seems DA now lists the name of the user who gave another user their paid subscription on the latter's profile page.<br /><br />I wonder if that encourages people to buy each other subscriptions. For that matter, what if more than one person's given a user a subscription?<br /><br />Will DA ever stop creeping me out?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>the best genderswap everrrrrrrr</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:46:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=50955&e=579546">[link]</a><br /><br />Whenever I get sick of looking at an entry I update this.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SekritOMG</author>
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                <title>?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:41:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ What just happened?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SekritOMG</author>
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                <title>Really</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 14:58:05 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I love weather.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>criticism fest 2008</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:52:35 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://imaginaaation.livejournal.com/6415.html">[link]</a><br /><br />That sneaky ho ~<a class="u" href="http://imaginaaation.deviantart.com/">imaginaaation</a> has instigated a fabulous process for producing constructive criticism. On her LiveJournal, the link to which I posted above, anyone is welcome to submit a <i>South Park</i> fan work for honest, anonymous evaluation. <br /><br />I don't know what to say, because it's not my party, but if for some reason you come across this and want to randomly and authoritatively tell people what you think, please, participate.<br /><br />The link, again: <a href="http://imaginaaation.livejournal.com/6415.html">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ding</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 18:44:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW TO USE THIS SITE<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Craig! Craig! Craig!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 20:37:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And Kenny!<br /><br />.... And Craig!<br /><br />...... And more Stan/Kyle gayness!<br /><br />......... And Craig!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>obligatory</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:00:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I KNOW RIGHT<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>10 ficlets</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 21:20:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I know that not even 10 people are reading this, so this shit should be a breeze. <br /><br />That unscrupulous minx ~<a class="u" href="http://imaginaaation.deviantart.com/">imaginaaation</a> did one of these, and now I have to perpetuate it. So, I'm taking ten requests for writing prompts -- I make no promises about the length.<br /><br /><br />1. Randy/Gerald for *<a class="u" href="http://burnawayy.deviantart.com/">BurnAwayy</a><br />2. Intersex Kyle for ~<a class="u" href="http://imaginaaation.deviantart.com/">imaginaaation</a> [forwarded to ~<a class="u" href="http://imaginaaation.deviantart.com/">imaginaaation</a>]<br />3. CATG for ~<a class="u" href="http://locabambina.deviantart.com/">LocaBambina</a><br />4. Pop cultural commentary or Clyde v. Kyle re: Cartman for ~<a class="u" href="http://supermaids.deviantart.com/">SuperMaids</a><br />5. Stan/Kyle with nightmares for ~<a class="u" href="http://yosh-yosh.deviantart.com/">Yosh-Yosh</a> <a href="http://sekritomg.deviantart.com/art/For-Fletset-SxK-138253045">[link]</a><br />6. Stan/Kyle, <i>In walks a timid librarian</i> for ~<a class="u" href="http://eishi.deviantart.com/">eishi</a> <a href="http://sekritomg.deviantart.com/art/For-Eishi-SxK-113798631">[link]</a><br />7.<br />8.<br />9.<br />10.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>1500</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:09:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I need to replace that thing about Craig's glasses.<br /><br />So like, get 1500 and I'll write you something. <br /><br />I'm sure this will be just as successful as the last time I did this!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:29:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Look what you can buy!<br /><br />[Edit: So, okay, it turns out that you can't link to what I wanted to link to because two of the things in the link are actually DA code for smileys.<br /><br />...<br /><br />Jesus fucking Christ.]<br /><br />I seriously had to restrain myself from actually buying those things in neon pink, which is sad. Because, well, they're just about the ugliest thing you could put on your face, and even on sale, a complete waste of money. But on the other hand, OMG, just like Craig!<br /><br />I really wish I had something meaningful to write about.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hello meme</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:54:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ~<a class="u" href="http://burnawayy.deviantart.com/">BurnAwayy</a> tagged me, um, a while ago. This meme was really hard. Sob.<br /><br /><ol><br /><li>The first set of eight things I wrote was deleted when I cut and then never re-pasted them ... for no particular reason.</li><br /><li>I'm moving in like a week -- across the country, from a blue state to a red state. I've never not lived among liberals every waking moment. ... Balls.</li><br /><li>You might find this unbelievable, because I am apparently in the <i>South Park</i> fandom, but I hate poo. I can't deal with it, and I can deal with basically anything. Anything well-written, anyway, but this is the exception.</li><br /><li>Trader Joe's white bean and basil hummus is like having a hummus orgasm.</li><br /><li>Black is my favorite color.</li><br /><li>"Maybe a little." Favorite phrase ever. I want to work it into everything.</li><br /><li>I have been writing this for ... like, over a week?</li><br /><li>I just have to post this already. No time to think of an eighth factoid.</li><br /></ol><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:15:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ When you put a story on DA, it eats your formatting.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Pepper</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:33:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh, good. They made this site even worse.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Paper swap ... thing</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 12:54:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, you know what? DeviantArt is making this really hard.<br /><br />Some friends of mine are doing this:<br /><br /><a href="http://paperswap.radatrix.com">[link]</a><br /><br />I hate this site. They make it impossible to do anything.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>This is going to go just great I'm sure</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 17:29:17 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ If you catch 666, I'll give you something. Not necessarily something good, but ... like, I'll write you something, or something? A couple months of DA or LJ subscription? Some shit like that.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SekritOMG</author>
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                <title>Let's hear it for Gerald</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:41:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hooray for Gerald!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>By the way</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:22:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I realize that I post no art so no one's very likely to come here, but in case someone does, here is a link to the excessively long story I'm writing: <br /><br /><a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4074107/1/The_Other_Table">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>So, this is awkward</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:50:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm here for the <i>South Park</i> slash. And to spread good cheer throughout the nations.<br /><br />What's up, guys?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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