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:F PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

I AM SO WIN AND FUNNY.

Okay ANYWAY SOOOOO!

Here are the featured WINNNERRRRS of the October CONTEST:

Who was the first prize winner!
Check him out, his story and characters are to die for, and he's very helpful when it comes idea cultivation and story help!

annnnnd



She was the runner up, and she is an amazing comic artist!


Check out these pimping people, they are definitely worth yo' time!

ANYWAY,

TO DO LIST!

GO:
Trade with Aruluvr3 (BLUSHBLUSHI'MSOSOSOSOSORRYISUCK)
Sewing the mario pillow for Jordan
Secret surprise for secret win
Ethan's prizes----> COLORING!
Yeff0's PRIZE----> UPLOAD!
Sewing the Ddadadadadaaaaaa surprise.
Finishing comic for my characters
char. intros
A BUNCH OF DOODLE DUMPS

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/27891213/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/27891213/ Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:21:40 PDT
I'm going to be uploading art soooon, I PROMISE, I knoooow I say that all the time, but REALLY!!!!

Especially my trade with

It's like four pages long. OH YEAHHHHH.

Umm, other than that I'm just reaaaally stressed out right now, though my awesome buddies halped me out with it.

What's up with you guys?


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JOIN IT (I'm the admin of this club with Aruluvr3, so DO IT):


]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/27357582/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/27357582/ Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:48:44 PDT

I cannot wait for the month of September to be GOONNNNNNNNE, my birthday (Oct. 5th) and Halloween fall in the same month which = YES!!!!!!!!!!

Also more writing/art when school isn't trying to rape me over the dining room table at a dinner party.

I AM SO HAPPPPPPPYYYYYY CURRENTLY BECAUSE I AM FULL OF HAPPY! I FOUND NEW MUSIC AND THINGS ARE JUST GOING WELL! :3



Also much love to and for helping me so much with my story! I LOVE YOU GUUUUYS!


Also, anyone here love Gleeeee?

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/26960480/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/26960480/ Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:32:34 PDT
...

Now I don't now about you people but I've never had the chance to read a "Gangster Romantic Novel" I imagine that it would go along the lines of something scarily similar to the movie Bad Boyz only with much more estrogen and many more flowery, teary confessions of love followed passionate love scenes involving quivering thighs and wanton moans.

Some of you may wonder whether this angered infidel meant mafia style gangsters, or large bling gangsters, I can only assume the latter was her intention, because rather than pronouncing the 'er' she went for the very awkward sounding "gangsta'" which only confused me more.

I do assume she was high.

GANGSTER ROMANTIC NOVEL, how droll.

Ohmygosh I miss my ipod.

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/26565950/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/26565950/ Thu, 13 Aug 2009 09:56:55 PDT
I love music more than I can honestly explain.

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/25790062/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/25790062/ Tue, 07 Jul 2009 06:49:04 PDT
Yes, I'm back from my 15 day long hiatus in France Germany Switzerland and Italy. WOO!

I got hit on by creepy Germans and one Swiss guy. EW.

We bought things and frollicked and I met some pretty cool kids like this one German kid who showed me a really cool water fall and it was just generally awesome. YEAH!

Now on to far more important matters, I am thinking about starting to upload stuff again I know I haven't in like forevers, but that's because I've been going into serious comas of inactivity and lameness. So I'll try to be less of a doucher, thanks for being awesome!

In other news, AH! TIGER SPIDER! ---------->


IN OTHER NEWS, WATCH THESE:
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]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/24728520/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/24728520/ Tue, 12 May 2009 20:40:59 PDT HAHA!

Anyway, yeah, I love that so much.

I am writing a story and i am butt stuck, and I don't know what to do or how to start, becasue I'm not a skilled artist, and I can't write dialogue well, and just and just and just, YEAH.

Any help you guys want to offer?

I don't want to just introduce my charactes because I'm nervous and shaky on their story still. GRAH! If you want to know what it is/what it is about, note me.


Are you freaking out?
OUI!

Also, 38 DAYS UNTIL THEEEEEEE TRIPPPPP!

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I'M MOVING TO CANADA.

No, I'm not, but it seems fairly peaceful, but maybe thats just because I have my head stuck so far up my ass today.

I don't even know how to communicate properly anymore.

I KNOW THAT ALL OF THIS IS BORING AND NOT THAT FUN TO READ.

I APOLOGIZE.

Anyway, I hope Barack can improve the America's reputation a little bit.

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/23678318/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/23678318/ Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:55:49 PDT Look people I don't know directly in the eyes for long periods of time to make them uncomfortable.
Drink so much orange juice that my nose will turn orange.
Stop talking so much when it should be quiet.
Read less when in the presence of guests/friends at my house/teachers giving lessons.
Watch all of the Star Wars movies in order.
Do all the things I said I'd do for three people including:
Take them on a trip to my cabin
Make one of them an origami whale
Bake one a cake
Come to school in all out girl clothing, including make up (even though I AM a girl...)
And last but not least get someone a locket, because they got me one.
Bake more
Buy more wooden bead/rasta jewelry
Establish my own version of a bohemian/rasta style for myself
Use the WIi Fit everyday
Be kinder to annoying people (ha ha hahahhahahahaaaaa good one)
Be more sociable
Start encouraging children to become weird like me by baby sitting them.
Paint more
Become mostly fluent in French

Spizzle fizzle, I want all of you to do this tell me what you ASPIRE TO BEEEE!

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/23221519/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/23221519/ Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:04:06 PST Type in the following and choose between the first three links on the first page.


1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:

9: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:





Morghan needs and deserves to be part of her community and her siblings and family deserve to have an opportunity to be like any other family. .

Morghan looks like a ghost cheerleader.

MORGHAN DOES NOT WORK WELL WITH SUCKAZ!!!!

Morgan Hates The Weather

Morghan has gone to such lengths to be such a healthy child.

Morgan loves my girlfriend, hates me. I first became aware of Morgan during my senior year in high school.

Morgan eats like a man.

Morghan has runaway in the past but has always gone to school or made contact with her friends.

Morghan will be starting a. PhD in Educational Anthropology at Stanford. University next year on a full scholarship




I try to be as obnoxiously stupid as possible therefore, I do these things.

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/22297788/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/22297788/ Wed, 31 Dec 2008 08:44:36 PST
So, anyway, anyone have a few bitchin' songs and artists to suggest to me, on new ears eve, as a present and new beginning for new years? I'd love to hear 'em. As long as its not something batshit crazy like the Twilight sound track, 'cause then I'd have to kill you.

Yup, I'm tired of seeing traced things, GET A LIFE, however I've also been noticing some genuinely AWESOME artists, photographers, and writers thses days. Yay!

Does anyone love the song Maxwell Silver Hammer quite as much as I do?

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/22118757/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/22118757/ Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:52:04 PST
I can't quite get into the Christmas spirit as much as I used to be able to. Sadness.

Anyway, on to more important business.

I know the economy is all to tits right now and all, but I am seriously going to explode if I hear any more ignorant political banter, I understand that people voice their opinions freely and that's awesome, but if one more person calls Barack Obama our president, I'm gonna' SNAP KIDS, HE IS OUR PRESIDENT ELECT. OKAY????? OKAY???? God. I hope Barack Obama rocks America from the head down when he takes presidency. I really do. I wish him the best, because he has A LONG HARD JOB. Much like santa.


Also, I am open for trades and gifts, WRITING OF COURSE. Anything goes.


It Christmas folks, get some balls and hug someone on the street.

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/21902013/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/21902013/ Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:33:59 PST
I feel the need to lose hope for society, because I kid you not, the ONE day I didn't ride the bus to school some COMPLETE ASS decided it would be a ripping good time to beat up this awesome little kid name Jake, Jake is seriously awesome, he has the coolest backpack ever it is a Mighty Morphin' Power rangers bag and our bags totally match, anyway, this kid has a mental and physical handicap, and they BEAT HIM UP, AND NO ONE DID ANYTHING. I was so mad. How could you just let that happen? He's such a nice kid, and not even the bus driver did anything and I'm just SOOO MAD I can't do anything about it now. They all got expelled and blah blah but seriously? WHO RASIED THEM?????? It is not acceptable to be that mean, JUST NO.

Anyway, on a lighter note, I am pumped for Christmas, I love the undercurrent of rage and jealousy that follows it just as much though. YAY FOR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/21457461/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/21457461/ Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:35:58 PST
21st of July 2008
I kind of hope that a child died of leprosy today. I swear, CHILDREN, I hate them, seeing a bare baby ass was not part of my schedule today. Now, it’s not like I hate all children only the ones that insist on ruining whole boating trips for me, by running around bare ass naked with all there ( excuse my euphemism ) JUNK hanging about. It’s like being slapped in the face by an album of child porn or something. I just don’t like nakedness period. I mean SURE if you’re one of those overly attractive people, who ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD NAKED, then it’s fine, but kids, old people, normal people, and ugly people (Can you guess which of those I am?) SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO BE NAKED. Screw little kids, OH, and what’s up with people taking pictures of their baby’s butt? I don’t find that cute, I find that disturbing. I would feel VIOLATED above all else if my parents ever did that to me as a child. It’s kind of like saying “Oh hi, I don’t know you that well but look at my child’s ASS, isn’t it perfectly formed and beautiful?” I feel like slapping these people. America fails me today.


1st of September
Sunday is a bleak and vast expanse of hours, in which I prove myself of unsound mind once again. Peh. Whitney Houston can go give continuous never ending child birth, while I drown myself in Cheezits, “I Will Always Love You” “I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight” and “My Immortal.” This is by far one of the worst days I’ve had in a long time, I can’t really explain why except for the fact that it just is. IT IS. Holy mother donkey has this been a bad day, I am about to snap. I have so many problems that aren’t problems that are just me being a teen and having teenager angst. They’re so insignificant, and I know it, BUT I WANT TO COMPLAIN, however I can restrain myself, lest I sound too much like a petty mortal. So to keep my mind off of that, I’m going to inform all of my non existent readers about my recent musical endeavors. I have been listening to the worst music on my ipod repeatedly, just playing it again and again and AGAIN, until I fall asleep in the fetal position in a pool of my own excrement. I’M LIKE A FAILURE JUNKIE SEEKING FAILURE AND SHAME OUT AND ROLLING IN IT. Seriously I’m talking, “Faggot” by MSI, “Boulevard Of Broken Dreams” by Greenday, “Best Friend” by Toy Box, and “My Immortal” for CHRISTSSAKE I have Sufjan Stevens, Matt Costa, Sigur Ross, Vampire Weekend, ACDC, Led Zeppelin, Darude, Bach, and other bits of magic stuffed in my ipod, WHY AM I STUFFING MY EARS WITH SHAME? WHYYYYY? Whatever, I can deal with that, but I should go do things now.

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/21019014/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/21019014/ Thu, 16 Oct 2008 15:48:43 PDT she's my homedog and I haven't been able to chat her up in a long time. I should be more active soon though so thanks for your patience.

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/20072574/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/20072574/ Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:06:39 PDT still has to be fiddled with, and tweaked and I don't have anything uploaded, but if you'd like to see something other than the shitty doodles I have on here, well THERE YA GO.

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/19773113/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/19773113/ Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:39:05 PDT
I feel I'm going to burst I want to support the scales, but that's not how it works, I should be fine in this crowd but it worries me when I look into it's eyes. I feel the clouds pass me, how can I move this slowly and how can I speak this quickly. How did that come out of my mouth? What do I know to do? I can't garble this anymore without hiding the message too much, I don't know what to do, this crow on my back is still cawing, but I can't find my eyes. they must've fallen into you, but can't I have them back now please? It's been so long and I need them back. My ( blank ) sits next to me on the dock and retracts his claws, you're a star cocktail, and I love how profanity sounds on your lips. No point to mumbling when no ones going to ask you if you said anything. Denial works as well.



OKAY, that's better, I wouldn't worry much guys, I'm good just a little Frizzed out.

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/19558536/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/19558536/ Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:06:31 PDT

P.S. > For any of you who are intrested in my drawing, I am making a seperate account on a different e-mail, and it shall be up and running soon, because, I got A LOT of drawing done in Kentucky, and I don't want anyone that doesn't want to deal with drawings on this account to have to.


Please chack it out when I'm done.


I survived off Dr.Pepper (better known as liquid orgasm),chocolate and spicy sweet doritos while I was camping.



I MISSSSSSSSSED Y'ALL! Karli, your boredom, was my pain, I'll entertain you soon, oh sister of my very own.


LOVE YOU GUYS, thanks for being so kinf to me and reading all of my stuff, 'tis much appreciated. YES. LOVE. TO,ALLLLLLLLLLL.

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/19377935/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/19377935/ Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:06:50 PDT

Anyway, leaving for about two weeks, LOVE Y'ALL.


GONNA BE IN KENTUCKAH.

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/19329852/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/19329852/ Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:38:56 PDT
I have exhausted my supply of chocolate covered pretzels AND hershey's kisses, WHAT AM I GOING TO EAT?

ANYWAY, I am probably going to be doing some half assed stuff now, I can't get much inspiration currently, and I just want you guys to know I'm not half assing it on purpose.

SOAP, anyway, I have to do this journal thing now,

I'll do free sketches/poems/woodburnings of whatever you want me to.

5 open spots. GO. *cricket cricket*
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I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!!!! SHINING SHIMMERING SPPLLLLLLLLLLLENDID, TELL ME PRINCESS NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIIIIIDE???

Oh and if you haven't ever wathce Bo Burnham's stuff online, you SHOULD. HOLY GOD, I laughed myself into heart palpitations. All of his SONGS are awesome.

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]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/18261292/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/18261292/ Sat, 10 May 2008 17:42:52 PDT Not to brag, but we were pretty sweet, with our CADENCES, and LITTLE HATS. Anyway, I am SO tired, there was this little old man on rollerblades who was apparently a 'coordinator' or something, and kept on yelling at all the bands to "FASTER FASTER FASTER!"
we were going so fast that we were playing every three minutes and people were losing their breath, and OH it was fun. I was about to shove a stick in little-old-shouts-a-lot rollerblade wheels, and possibly somewhere else, he was THAT obnoxious.

Thank thee for your time.

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/18217147/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/18217147/ Wed, 07 May 2008 18:51:40 PDT
I can't concentrate.

Here's what I did to distract myself, YOUTUBE DISNEY VIDEOS.

My favorite word is back to 'restidigitation', I mean, come on, just SAY it. It is SO fun to say.

This had no point, sorry.

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/18052054/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/18052054/ Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:54:59 PDT
Writing:

Right now I'm writing numerous songs with no tune.

Trying to finish the Moon dog series.

I have so many start and stop bits of prose that need work lying about in my computer, here are some:

Contrast that seeps into the eyes of the beholder, and blurs strict lines of reform. Ghosts haunt the sickened caverns of your mind, coming and going. Time trickles out of your ear, a fluid too precious to taint. Man sings to the earth, a noxious demon that overtakes the holy, pushing them closer to the fire.

Education newsletters and schedules sink to the ground in a unused pile of excess. My head is off it’s swivel, rolling around in your gut. Catchy banter spurts from your mouth and gets me wet. I can feel the earth turning and burning, it feels like I’m screwed down to what might be sinking. I can’t see though the tangles and I can’t see through the cells, but someday I’ll float above it.

Exult to the sound of skeletons cracking,
perhaps you’ll learn from the billboards as we drive by,
but we don’t have time to teach you, no,
we don’t have time to teach you.
Your friends grin at you behind deceitful, ugly masks.
You don’t see the star fall from the sky because
you’re far too busy looking the other way, yes,
you’re far too busy looking the other way.

Warm lips part,
and come together.
Instant gratification.
The taste of flesh,
and foreign saliva.
I can’t relax,
Fall deeper in.
Chapped lips explore,
across expanses once off limits.
Cold digits and the shallow pursuit,
a physical journey of lust.
They slip over the body,
and into my soul.
We are one, united.
It is remorse,
it is repulsive,
it is beautiful.
It is,
One.

Drawing:

I am working on three hundred thousand things at once!

I have at last planned all ten of my characters, now they just references and I need to put the back story up here.

Also working on painting, I love it, its just so relaxing.

A portrait of Beck, Slash, and William himself.

A picture of my friend.

Last but not least, a trade for

]]> ~Serphaet http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/17577453/ http://Serphaet.deviantart.com/journal/17577453/ Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:22:27 PDT

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