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                <title>Yes, I am the Holy Grail</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:44:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Now leave me the fuck alone.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ART DUMP!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 16:40:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah so they're all sketches I've done recently, anyways I may color a few or all of them if I have time or motivation.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>CLICK!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:53:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://rooook.myminicity.com">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Social Life...a Failed Attempt</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:19:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just as the title says.  It was a failed attempt, but you know what.  I could care less.  No skin off my nose and it's not worth my time to be all upset about it.<br /><br />I'm used to being disappointed by people, so I half expected to be stood up.  *shrugs*  Oh well.  At least I got to work on my speech for class.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm so confused</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:51:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I tend to attract the most random of people, but never really the ones I want to attract.  Well, if I do attract the one I'm digging on, I haven't the slightest.  I just wanna be invisible sometimes.<br /><br />This entry is scattered and random because I have no real stream of consciousness going on.  I'm tired, I hate my job, and I'm confused!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Voulez Vous</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:03:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Stolen from 13-Theories<br /><br />RULES:<br />1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.<br />2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.<br />3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.<br />4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.<br />5.Put this on your journal.<br /><br />1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?<br />"Don't Hold Your Breath" by cKy<br />[That's amusing]<br /><br />2.How would you describe yourself?<br />"Liar" by KoRn<br />[Me? Never!]<br /><br />3.What do you like in a girl/boy?<br />"The Weak and Wounded" by Silverstien<br />[NO!  I only attract them, doesn't mean I like 'em]<br /><br />4.How do you feel today?<br />"Cold Reader" by Stone Sour<br />[Well, I was freezing cold]<br /><br />5.What is your life's purpose?<br />"Alive" by KoRn<br />[Makes sense to me]<br /><br />6.What is your motto?<br />"Where Do I Stab Myself in the Ears (The Legion of Doom Remix)" by Hawthorne Heights<br />[All the time!]<br /><br />7.What do your friends think of you?<br />"Rx Queen" by Deftones<br />[That's funny]<br /><br />8.What do you think of your parents?<br />"Ocean Soul" by Blue October<br />[I'm lost]<br /><br />9.What do you think about very often?<br />"Falling" by Staind<br />[I do fall a lot]<br /><br />10.What is 2 + 2?<br />"1982" by Mindless Self Indulgence<br />[I knew it!]<br /><br />11.What do you think of your best friend?<br />"Trash" by Silverchair<br />[Never!]<br /><br />12.What do you think of the person you like?<br />"Broken Promises" by Element Eighty<br />[Wow...that's not true and totally random]<br /><br />13.What is your life story?<br />"Intermission" by Tool<br />[That is possible]<br /><br />14.What do you want to be when you grow up?<br />"Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite" by Eddie Izzard<br />[I wanna join a circus!]<br /><br />15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?<br />"Spit It Out" by Slipknot<br />[Exactly]<br /><br />16.What will you dance to at your wedding?<br />"Why Don't We Just do it in the Road" by The Beatles<br />[*falls over laughing*]<br /><br />17.What will they play at your funeral?<br />"The Ghost Woman and the Hunter" by Lacuna Coil<br />[That's a cool song]<br /><br />18.What is your hobby/interest?<br />"Eyes-Radio-Lies" by Orgy<br />[eh?]<br /><br />19.What is your biggest fear?<br />"Stitches" by Orgy<br />[Not really.  How do you think I got all my kick ass scars]<br /><br />20.What is your biggest secret?<br />"Reflections of a Sound" by Silverchair<br />[Um...ok]<br /><br />21.What do you think of your friends?<br />"Could've Gone Mad" Poe<br />[Could've?  Ha!  They're all crazy!]<br /><br />22.What will you post this as?<br />"Voulez Vous" by ABBA<br />[....]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bowling for AiPx Students</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:14:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I probably had the most fun I've had in a year. Today there was a BBQ and a water slide at student housing and I went on the water slide fully clothed. It rocked! I am a rock star. I was the only chick going and I proved my klutziness once again. Then again, wet tarp or whatever the material was doesn't make a very reliable ladder. The first time I fell, one guy was bouncing and I lost my grip and I slid all the way down. I wound up in the fetal position at the base of the ladder. The second or third time I fell I had to push myself out of the corner and into the little pool at the base of the slide, just so I could stand up. I didn't get as crazy as the guys because they went down two-three at a time, and the rode each other. It was pretty funny. At one point one guy went down while others were standing in the little pool and he knocked the others down. When I saw that I shouted "Bowling for A.I. Students!" It was awesome.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>AH!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:26:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I turn 21 in 3 weeks!<br /><br />That's all.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>GAH!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:56:50 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, as far as my commission goes, the woman saw it and now says she wants it in black and white!  What the hell?!  I told her from the beginning, I'm best with value, especially on a large scale, but no, she wanted it in color and at some ridiculously small size, 8x11".  Now she wants it in black and white.  I dunno if she changed the size, but I will.  I'm gonna do it at a size that I'm comfortable with...say 14x28"!  No, a little smaller.<br /><br />On a lighter note, I'm retaking Art History this quarter because I failed it last quarter, but on my first test of this quarter, I got a 93%!  WOOT!  Go me!  I just put up my not so most recent work, it's for an assignment in Art History.  I have recreated a piece by Theodore Gericault.  It's not too fabulous, but I dig it.  Go check it out.<br /><br />Oh, and I've decided to conform, and join the masses on DA.  I'm currently working on a pixel ID, and possibly 2 others when time and motivation is allotted.  I'm excited.  I like doing pixel stuff...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Blah</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 22:33:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I'm hoping to have more stuff up soon; both poetry and art work.  This next quarter should be a little easier since it looks like I only have 4 classes instead of 5.  Plus it looks like I'm repeating a class that I failed last quarter...so I know what's in store...as long it's the same instructor.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Well, I'm alive</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 00:02:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My surgery went well and now I'm in a shit load of pain.  My left shoulder and left side of my neck is stiff due to the surgery and the fact that my muscles have formed a natural splint.  My throat also is acting like a natural splint and closing up every once in a while.  I am partially bionic and my voice rattles when the pacemaker is working.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm Having Surgery</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 20:57:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Basically what the title says. I'm having surgery on the 15th which is this Thursday and I'm so totally excited. I'm getting what's called the V.N.S. (Vagus Nerve Stimulator). In short, it's a pacemaker for my nervous system so I don't have seizures anymore. Of course it will take 6 months to a year to kick in.<br />
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That's it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:49:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I got drawn today and honestly it looked more like a former friend of mine than me.  It was still cool though, I've never been drawn before, well to my knowledge.<br />
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I would like to be drawn.  I've drawn myself many times, but I think it'd be cool to be a model for someone.<br />
<br />
I think that's it for now...oh, check out my new, and long overdue poem.  I'm really proud of it, even if it was a school assignment.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fucking MySpace!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 17:52:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My account was apparently phished so I couldn't do anything in in it.  I'm extremely irritated because I'm getting used to 2 new medications, and I've got a cold.<br />
<br />
So MySpace is giving me a fucking migraine!<br />
<br />
So if you wanna still be freinds on that retarted site, and I know you, my new url is <a href="http://www.myspace.com/duckyrodetheshortbus">[link]</a> <br />
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You know who you are.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Almost a full year ago...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:06:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ That's right, almost a full year ago you threw me away.  Almost a full year ago you made it clear to me that I meant nothing to you.<br />
<br />
Tell me what to do to make this pain go away.  All I want is to make these tears stop falling.  I thought the pain was gone, but it's not.  You and your selfishness are still embedded in my soul.  Feeding off of what is good in my life.  Making me remember how little I meant to you.<br />
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I will never regret my choices, nor will I ever wish I still knew you.<br />
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It is you who will wish you still knew me and it is you who will wish you could forget my face.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hm....</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 00:51:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I don't know if it has anything to do with the lack of sleep that I'm getting or whatever, but I'm slowly starting to scare myself.<br />
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I think I'm starting to enjoy the fact that people who I once considered friends are miserable.  It's like a sadistic joy that shouldn't exist.  I feel like I shouldn't be so...so elated that they're entire worlds are crumbling around them, but I honestly can't help it.  It's almost as if their misery and mundane lives are a drug to me.  Maybe I feel joy from their pain because I was never truly respected by them.  They used me as an outlet for everything they hated about themselves.<br />
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I don't know.  Just speculating, I suppose.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OMFG!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:41:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HOLY HELL!  I'm too damned young to be an insomniac!<br />
<br />
Sure I have irregular sleep patterns, but 3 1/2 glasses of Mango Malibu w/ Tea should knock me out!  I mean, seriously!  At 11:30p.m. last night I was ready to crash!  When I laid down I even felt like I was sinking into my mattress!  I felt damn good!<br />
<br />
And right now it's 4:33a.m. and I haven't slept AT ALL!  Not one bit!  Sure I started to doze but once that happened, something HAD to adjusted (i.e. my shirt, blanket, or hair) and/or something itched (i.e. my nose, arm, foot, cheek)!  Seriously!  I'm a lightweight when it comes to alcohol (and I'm proud of it), therefore the logical thing is that the small amount of alcohol I consumed on an empty stomach, might I add, should have TOTALLY knocked me out cold.  I should be asleep right now, dreaming of...whatever it is that I dream of.  I can never remember my dreams, but that's besides the point.<br />
<br />
The point is...actually points are...<br />
A.  I'm Pissed!<br />
B.  My body is exhausted<br />
C.  I'm awake!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Like I Said</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:17:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Leave it to me to fail a gen ed course with only 5 assignments!<br />
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That's right!  I failed Humanities!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>WOOSH!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 23:28:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I had four cups of coffee today!  My last cup was at like...5:30 p.m. and it's now 11:23 p.m. and I'm still amping!  <br />
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I almost feel like I'm gonna explode!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Caffeine...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:16:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Caffeine...<br />
There's a reason I don't drink anything with major amounts of caffeine in it...I get really jittery and it takes forever to wear off.<br />
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But I do love it.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Just Make it all stop</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:49:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm pretty sure I have some anxiety issues going on because when I was riding the bus home today I felt a multitude of emotions.  I wanted to yell at this girl who was standing in the doorway and kept making it open, I wanted to cry, I wanted to yell at the bus driver because he was a jerk, and I wouldn't let go of the chain on my purse.  Then when I got home I just wanted to scream because my brother had his friends over and I just felt boxed in.<br />
<br />
Anyways, stuff just isn't going all that fantabulously right now.  It sucks.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Well this puts a damper on things...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:31:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I kinda don't even feel like going to the Family Values Tour now simply because a girl that I pretty much refer to as a sister kinda has her head up her ass right now.<br />
<br />
I told her I went last year and she completely forgot, oh, but her boyfriend went to it last year so he knows everything.  I've only been telling her constantly that I went last year and that it will be cool to go this year too.<br />
<br />
So when I want to reply to her comment about totally forgetting that I went too, all I could come up with were catty/snarky comments.  So I don't say anything but I do mention that that's all I could come up with and she kinda bitches me out because "she had a shitty day" Well how the fuck was I supposed to know?  She has no idea that I had a psych eval the other day, nor does she know that I hate myself and often times I'm depressed and in a shitty mood, and why does she not know that?  That's right, last time we were supposed to get together (her idea) before she left in June she totally bailed on me, both times.<br />
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I don't know if I'm more mad at her for bitching at me or at myself for putting so much faith in people even if I've known them for 6 years and getting hurt when they let me down.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Finally!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:08:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I finished the collage.  I'll post it later.  It only took a week and my sanity.  So...hooray, I'm finally finished.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Just Kill Me</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:26:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm going to die before I finish this thing!  I don't do well with free-range projects.  I need guidelines or else I get manic and overwhelmed then I quit.<br />
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I feel like I felt when I was painting the mural for my aunt.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh My Dear God!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:39:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This image manipulation assignment is going to kill me if I don't go insane first.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Stupid Self Ritious Prick!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:30:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Fucking bastard!  My ex has the fucking gall to post a journal entry on his myspace referring to me as a mistake!  As well as stating that I wasn't there for him.  I have a fucking migraine now.  God damned jerk!  I dropped everything I had planned for him!  I supported him and his stupid dream, and he never not once was supportive of me!  Shit!  When I chose to go the Art Institute of Phoenix he and his family all looked down their noses and tried to convince me that it wasn't a good school based on their own experiences.  I never got one ounce of support from him.  I supported him in his endeavors.  I helped talk sense into him when he was about to give up, and I got shit on for it.  And now he has the gall to say that I was a mistake?!  No fucking way.  I'm the one that made the mistake to take his sorry ass back after he threw me away!  Not the other way around!<br />
<br />
There are no words to describe how pissed off I am at the moment.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>Gotta Stay Positive</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:34:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was hoping to come home today with a job. Unfortunately the manager was totally busy so I just filled out an application and left it there. I'm pretty sure I left a good impression and I'm pretty sure thing's will turn out good.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>I Love Concerts</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 23:31:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, Saturday I'm going to see Adema with Inkult, Vitruvian, The Sammus Theory, Awaking The Fallen (a local band).  Today I was talking to one of the band members of ATF, Jesse, because he told me to make sure I said "Hi" at the show, and I said I would.  He sent me a PM informing me that that the band gets $2 from every $15 ticket that's sold, so I told him that I go to school with the guy that does their art and that's how I got the ticket.  And Jesse was all, "Oh, that explains a lot."  Anyways, when I was at school today, I saw Philip, the one who does thier art, and called his name (he owed me $5).  When I told him about it, he said that Jesse was a flirt and that was just his personality (because I told him that Jesse asked me what color hair I would be wearing to the concert, and I said my natural hair color because I don't believe a pink wig can withstand jumping around) and I laughed and said "I could tell."  Then i said that I was a natural flirt as well so it doesn't bug me.<br />
<br />
Anyways, totally random post and all, but whatever.  Randomness is what makes the world go 'round.  Plus I totally lost the point that I was wanting to make. <br />
<br />
Awaking the Fallen's Myspace page  <a href="http://www.myspace.com/awakingthefallen">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>Can It Really Be Called That?</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:59:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, I had plans this weekend, but they all kinda blew up in my face...in a way.  They got canceled, then the guy who I was supposed to go with apologized for canceling and stated that he doesn't like standing people up.<br />
<br />
So my question is, can it be called being stood up?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>I've Just Realized Something</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 00:11:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I start back at school on Tuesday and I've totally pissed away my entire 3 week break.  I spent 3 days trying to clean my room, only to get totally overwhelmed and it's still pretty messy.  I am still jobless.  I've realized I'm not happy with who I am, although I have realized I need therepy.  I just feel utterly defeated by life.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>*Cries*</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2007 22:59:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am so proud of Leilene!  She didn't win, but she did learn a lot about her self!<br />
<br />
Incase no one knows what I'm talking about, I'm talking about this really dumb reality show on VH1 called Flavor of Love Girls Charm School.<br />
<br />
Anyways, the entire time, I was really rooting for Leilene.<br />
<br />
That's all on my retarded rant. ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>Happy Birthday to Me!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:48:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So yean, I turned twenty yesterday.  My mom took my brother and me to a resort for 3 days.  Then last night we went out to dinner and we saw Earth, Wind, and Fire in concert.  That was hella fun, then today we went and floated the Salt River.  I didn't get as scorched as I thought I would, but I still got scorched.  It was funny though, when my mom went over a rapid, she hit a huge rock from behind and the tube with the cooler (and food and tea and water) tipped over.  So she and I frantically tried to gather everything up with the help of a stranger and my brother who was hiding behind a rock.  We lost the tea, but managed to get everything else.  Unfortunately, when I was conected to the cooler and went over a less bumpy rapid, the cooler again flipped and we lost the food but saved the water and the cooler lid, while my brother saved the cooler.<br />
<br />
Overall this was a really great birthday.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>Incoherent Inner Thoughts and Rants</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 22:48:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I look in the mirror and wonder who is staring back at me. Have I truly strayed that far off the path that I can't even recognize myself? Do I really hate myself that much? Am I that transparent? I can feel my heart slowly freeze as the days go by. I don't want to become her. I don't want to go through life like that. I know I'm impatient, and flakey. How can I break this wreckless cycle? How do I deal with the task at hand? I don't want to be numb again. I don't want to be numb forever.<br />
<br />
<br />
Oh, and to whoever cares, I should have new stuff up within a week or so.<br />
<br />
And...<br />
<br />
Wednesday is my birthday!  I turn 20...not that it's a HUGE milestone.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>Holy Shit</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2007 01:52:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Damn...it's been over a year since I've submitted any art on here.<br />
<br />
Hm...ok, so an update on me I suppose.<br />
<br />
I am now a student at The Art Institute of Phoenix for Graphic Design.<br />
I am single, once again...don't ask.<br />
Life is pretty good, even with it's shitty moments.<br />
<br />
Oh, and I'll try to keep this thing updated with my artwork and junk.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>No longer single</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 23:10:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Title says it all. Anyways, I got back in contact with Thomas, and yeah...<br />
<br />
So Thomas and I went out to see 'Silent Hill' last night. My third time, his first time. I couldn't really focus on the movie because I wanted to hold his hand, and when I'm around him I get all...shy. So, yeah, I sit there, mentally screaming at myself to just grab his hand. Then finally I hook my pinkey with his and hold it for a while, then I hold his hand completely. Well, the way our arms were, it was a tad bit uncomfortable so I moved my arm and kinda...fell. ^.^; Then reality hit me and I started kicking myself like 'What the Hell?!' And I began to psyche myself out, but I still didn't move. I calmed down and kinda dozed off for a couple minutes a few times. I also started coming up with random excuses incase Thomas decided to look at me like I was crazy at the end of the movie like, "My hand was cold" or "I got tired" then there was the truth..."I forgot what it was like to hold your hand and I missed it." I'm hopeless...still. So anyways, after the movie I really didn't feel like going home so Thomas and I just chilled at the park by my house and ignored how cold it was. We talked, well I rambled about stuff then finally Thomas came out and said, "I'm not really sure about us getting back together." Honestly, I felt like my world came crashing down and the dream that I had been holding on to for so long was slipping away. I understood how he felt and everything, but I just wasn't in the real world...I never am when I'm around him. He was my whole world and still is. So we talked and I started crying...I'm insanely emotional...We just talked about stuff then held each other for what seemed an eternity, I didn't want to let go. Then Thomas whispered something to the extent of, "It feels like the rightest place for me to be is right here, with you." And I just cried more and said, "Same here." So we just sat outside, in the cold, ignoring the cold...Then after a while we realized how cold we really were and went back to my house and talked more while I played with his hand. Then I asked him, "Is it safe to call you /Teaddy Bear/?" Thomas laughed and said, "Yeah." I just smiled then asked, "/My/ Teddy Bear?" And Thomas hugged me tightly and said "Of course." Yeah, and we just talked for another hour or so with occasional kisses, then he had to go before he fell asleep. As much as I begged and pleaded, he still had to go. I was laying on the couch and I raised my arms and Thomas picked me up *dreamy sigh* and asked, "Where am I carrying you to?" I just shook my head and said, "Nowhere." Then I kissed him and walked him to the door...and we just held each other for a really long time and kissed then said our "Good nights" and he left and I went to bed and then I woke up this morning feeling like the night before was a dream...and it wasn't.<br />
<br />
So yeah...<br />
A. I no longer feel like an empty shell<br />
B. I'm the happiest I've ever been<br />
C. Thomas is my true love ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm hopeless...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 14:38:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Right now I'm a bit tired and overexerted but I'm also really happy. I got back in contact with someone I had lost contact with about a year ago. I also feel like a bit of a dork because I'm still head over heels for him, so yeah...I think that's it. Oh, if he's feeling better tomorrow, we might go out and see a movie after I get out of work. I really hope he's feeling better. ]]></description>
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                <title>Update on me...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 20:09:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I really don't feel like writing out things in big paragraph mode so yeah...<br />
<br />
1.a.  I'm single again<br />
1.b.  My ex has a girlfriend...not that I care but if you saw how long he and this girl had been communicating...you'd understand why I'm a bit cranky<br />
2.a.  AniZona was fun...<br />
2.b.  I met Michael McConnohie, the original voice actor for D from Vampire Hunter D<br />
2.c.  My cosplay as Winry was a success.<br />
3.a.  Denny's is now a place for Cory and me when we're depressed<br />
3.b.  Cory and I had a long moment of awakening (tears, tears, and more tears...and understanding)<br />
3.c.  Cory and I are already planning cosplay for AniZona 3<br />
3.d.  This year we're going to start early...for real<br />
4.a.  My job is a pain<br />
4.b.  My boss loves me and my boss's boss is impressed with how well I'm doing.<br />
5.a.  I'm going to prom again...a friend of mine from work needs a date and I said that I'd go with him.<br />
5.b.  My mom isn't very happy with the fact that I'm going to prom with a kid who I used to complain about constantly.<br />
<br />
EDIT!!!!<br />
<br />
6.  I just bought the wig that I fell in love with at AniZona.<br />
  <a href="http://www.pettingzoowigs.com/wig_candy_tripper.html">[link]</a><br />
<br />
<br />
I think that's it... ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>Update...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 21:08:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Warning:  Self-pity coming up....<br />
<br />
So I've realized my life is nothing but work and school.  I have no social life, and I don't believe I have close friends.  God my life sucks right now.  All my routine is is get up in the morning, go to school, then go to work.  It's been about 4 weeks since we got new carpet and my room /still/ looks like I just moved in or am moving out.  I have no time...it really sucks.<br />
<br />
I'm feeling a little...ok more like A LOT heart broken/hurt/stood up right now.  I told my mom to set me up because I'm lonely and so far I haven't been doing too good with choosing guys, so she found me one.  He was supposed to come into my work today so we could meet and yeah...she kinda got my hopes up because she thinks that he wants to ask me out on a date.  Well, he never showed up, as far as I know.  I work the drive-thru and today was really busy, anyways, I'm feeling like crap.<br />
<br />
So I get off work, feeling hurt/heart broken/stood up, and I need to call an old friend because tomorrow's her birthday and I needed the info...I also wanted to talk to her.  Anyways, I call her house, no answer, then I check the messages on my house phone, low and behold, it's a message from my friend and she sounds...dissappointed.  The message was left at 4:15, and I was at work at that time, and she wanted me to call her a.s.a.p.  So I did.  I called 4 different numbers and none of them led me to her.  So I'm freaking out because I was already in bad shape so I asked my brother to take me over there, he did.  No one was home.  Then my brother just had to open his mouth and say something hurtful so I wind up bursting into tears because he practically called me shallow.<br />
<br />
So I'm irritable as fuck right now and extremely cranky because reality has set in...I have no fucking life.  My life revolves around school and work and the occasional outings with my mom.<br />
<br />
I wasn't expecting this to be this long, but hey, who cares...I needed to vent...sort of.<br />
<br />
<br />
EDIT:  I am out of my self-pity mode and feeling better.  The guy that I was supposed to meet today contacted me (kind of) on Myspace. ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>Day off...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 21:04:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Today was supposed to be my day off, but I got called in.  Tommorow was supposed to be a day off, Seyha, my boss wants me to come in.  So yeah, I work everyday until Christmas.  But hopefully he'll live up to what he said and let me have at least Tuesday night off.  I want to go to a couple of my friends' Sweet 16 because I haven't hung out with them in a long time.  I need to hang out with my friends.  Anyways...yeah, I needed a new journal entry. ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>WOOT!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 20:09:12 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I start work tomorrow!  I can't wait! ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>Killing time</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2005 17:17:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just killing time until I leave to go to the Winter Ball.  I'm so happy I get to go. ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>So bored!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2005 19:29:20 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm grounded right now for some random reason...I'm getting constant migrianes and I'm getting sick and tired of my house. ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>No Arguing on My Page!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 22:36:36 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm so close to punching someone in the head!<br />
<br />
That's all I have to say... ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>My boyfriend's a chew toy!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2005 08:13:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Life is a lot better right now, not really caring to elborate.  But things are better. ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>Life Sucks...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 18:59:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Things are just...shit in certain parts of my life some I'd rather not mention or talk about.<br />
<br />
But today I found out that my grandfather, who is recovering from a massive heart attack, fell off a ladder and got all busted up...he's on akumaden.  The real kicker is that he refuses to go to the doctors!  Oh, and his brother, my great uncle is dying. ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>Bored in Transition</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:58:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The Family is proud of me and three others...that's all I have to say. ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>Can't sleep...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 23:30:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm supposed to be in bed, but I can't sleep, so...yay...<br />
<br />
This really sucks.  I think I've become dependant on Niquil to fall asleep. ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>Blah</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2005 21:00:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just got internet back and yeah...I need to start drawing again.<br />
<br />
I'm getting over a cold...and yeah...I think that's it. ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>....</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2005 08:05:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I feel sick and I really don't wanna go on a 4 hour drive to Pinetop to see my grandpa.  I wanna see him, but it's the  fear of motion sickness right now cuz I feel like vomiting.  I just wanna go home and sleep or something.  I feel like curling up in a little ball right now and sleeping. ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>News...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2005 12:24:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Lessee...Long stories short...<br />
<br />
Thursday I went to the mall with Angie and was inducted into the "Family".  And before that I got the nick-name 'Spider-Man'.  I wound up buying Gilly hand-cuffs because he wasn't old enough to get them.<br />
<br />
Friday Angie and I went to the mall again and met up with the family, and almost didn't make it.  Angie and I realized that we have the worst timing for the city bus.  It took us like...an hour and half to get there so Sean was convinced that we weren't gonna get there.  But we made it.  After Angie and I got there she went straight for Spooky and I went with Sean, Tweak, Black John, and Kyle to go get water.  Then we went to the park and I became a pillow.  Stuff happened and we talked and hung out and just had fun.  While waiting for the bus I was hanging off of Tweak and developed a thing for him.<br />
<br />
Saturday, Angie stayed the night Friday and we walked to McDonalds.  It was so hot outside.  Around 11:30, Angie got picked up and went home then we wound up going out to the mall again with the intent on walking to Harkins which didn't happen.  I wound up getting tied to Tweak, actually he tied himself to the O-rings on my pants...that's after I found out that he told the other guys that he liked Spider-man, which is me.  So I spent the whole time at the mall clinging to Tweak and him to me.  It was nice...So ending the day with a boyfriend.  XD  I like Tweak. ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>Procrastinating...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 17:41:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ School started yesterday, it was cool.  I like my classes and my teachers.<br />
<br />
Have to write a paper.  400 words minimum on something we found funny.  I'm striving for something funny and can't for the life of me think of something.  Well I have a few ideas, but I'm stuck on which one to do and how to start.<br />
<br />
Ideas as follows...<br />
<br />
1.  The time I fell up the stairs<br />
2.  When I messed up the word 'grief' and said 'grease' while singing<br />
3.  When I tried to do a headstand and totally messed up<br />
4.  When I fell face first in the floor when copying *pISforPARIAH<br />
5.  When I got tangled up in the blanket<br />
6.  My attempt to get up out of a chair failed and I just flopped around like a fish<br />
7.  I was at ~DullOnAClearDay's and kept slipping off the raft<br />
8.  When I got stuck in the 2 floaty rings<br />
9.  Dancing at the movie theater<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Gah!  It's horrible. ]]></description>
                <author>~Sexy-Pink-Lady</author>
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                <title>Look!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 11:07:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I joined a club!!!  <a href="http://da-arizona.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/d/a/da-arizona.gif" width="50" height="50" alt="" title="da-arizona" /></a><br />
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Gah!  I have to take the bus all by myself to the dentist today so I'm a bit freaked out. ]]></description>
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                <title>Stolen from Lati</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2005 20:38:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [ .. CURRENT .. ]<br />
- Current Clothes: Green shirt and navy blue Dickies<br />
- Current Mood: Calm<br />
- Current Music: None<br />
- Current Taste: Cornish Hen<br />
- Current Make-up: None<br />
- Current Hair: Pulled back in my usual retarded bun<br />
- Current Smell: Nothing<br />
- Current thing I ought to be doing: Dunno<br />
- Current Desktop Picture: Estell from Magna Carta<br />
- Current Favorite Artist: Toulouse Lautrec, Kaori Yuki, and Lati<br />
- Current Favorite Band: Slipknot<br />
- Current Book: How to Win Friends and Influence People<br />
- Current CD in CD Player: Queen of the Damned soundtrack<br />
- Current tape in VCR: Don't have one<br />
- Current Color Of Fingernails: Blue<br />
- Current Refreshment: Water<br />
- Current Worry: A lot of stuff<br />
<br />
[ LAST PERSON.. ]<br />
- You Touched: Lati<br />
- You Talked to: Michael<br />
- You Hugged: Michael<br />
- You Instant messaged: No clue<br />
- You Yelled At: Dunno...My mom, I think<br />
- You Kissed: My mom or my dog, Libby<br />
<br />
[ FAV0URITE .. ]<br />
- Foods: I like food<br />
- Drink: Root Beer<br />
- Color: Barbie pink, black<br />
- Album: Dunno<br />
- Shoes: Black and pink Vans and flip-flops<br />
- Candy: Gummy Bears<br />
- Animal: Cats<br />
- TV Show: Right now it's Harvey Birdman<br />
- Song: Truth - Seether<br />
- Vegetable: Dunno<br />
- Fruit: Dunno<br />
- Cartoon: Too many<br />
<br />
[ ARE Y0U .. ]<br />
- Understanding: Yes<br />
- Open-minded: Yes<br />
- Arrogant: Nope<br />
- Insecure: Nope<br />
- Interesting: I think so<br />
- Easily Amused: Yup<br />
- Random: Blue<br />
- Hungry: Not really<br />
- Friendly: Yes<br />
- Smart: Yes<br />
- Moody: Sometimes<br />
- Childish: Sometimes<br />
- Independent: Depends<br />
- Healthy: Yes<br />
- Emotionally Stable: Not sure<br />
- Shy: Rarely<br />
- Difficult: Depends<br />
- Bored Easily: Sometimes<br />
- Messy: Depends<br />
- Thirsty: Yes<br />
- Responsible: In some ways<br />
- Obsessed: Depends<br />
- Angry: Yes<br />
- Sad: Yes<br />
- Happy: Yes<br />
- Hyper: Sometimes<br />
- Trusting: Depends<br />
- Talkative: Very<br />
<br />
[ WH0 D0 Y0U WANT T0 .. ]<br />
- Kill: Not sure<br />
- Slap: Not sure<br />
- Get High With: No thank you<br />
- Tickle: Uh...<br />
- Look Like: I like me...<br />
- Talk To Offline: People<br />
- Talk To Online: People<br />
<br />
[ HAVE Y0U EVER .. ]<br />
- Been kissed?: Yes<br />
- Done Drugs?: Never<br />
- Eaten an entire package of Oreos?: Yes<br />
- Been on stage?: Yes<br />
- Dumped Someone?: Yes<br />
- Gotten in a car accident?: No<br />
- Been in love?: I think so<br />
<br />
[ FAV0URITE .. ]<br />
-Shampoo?: Whatever we have<br />
-Toothpaste?: Whatever we have<br />
-Soap?: Dove<br />
-Room in your house?: My room<br />
-Instrument?: Voice<br />
<br />
[ EITHER/0R .. ]<br />
-Coffee or hot chocolate?: Hot chocolate<br />
-big or little?: Eh?<br />
-Lace or satin?: Satin<br />
-New or old?: New<br />
-Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?: I can't choose!  They both make such great vampires!  ^^<br />
-Vogue or Cosmopolitan?: Neither<br />
-Jeans or cords?: Both<br />
-Sweater or sweatshirt?: Hoodie!<br />
-T-shirt or tank top?: Tank<br />
-Skirt or dress?: Skirt<br />
-Wool or cotton?: Cotton<br />
-Rose or Lily?: Rose<br />
-Oldies or pop?: Oldies<br />
-ever have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes<br />
-Do you have a best friend?: Uh...<br />
<br />
[ IN THE LAST 24 H0URS, HAVE Y0U .. ]<br />
- Cried?: Majorly<br />
- Helped someone?: Yes<br />
- Bought something?: A movie ticket and Pringles<br />
- Gotten sick?: Yes<br />
- Gone to the movies?: Yes<br />
- Gone out for dinner?: No<br />
- Said "I love you"?: Yes<br />
- Written a real letter?: No<br />
- Moved on?: Eh?<br />
- Talked to an ex?: I don't think so<br />
- Missed an ex?: No<br />
- Talked to someone you have a crush on?: I don't have any crushes<br />
- Had a serious talk?: Yes<br />
- Missed someone?: Yes<br />
- Hugged someone?: Yes<br />
- Fought with your parents?: Sort of<br />
- Fought with a friend?: No<br />
<br />
[ D0 Y0U .. ]<br />
- Wear eye shadow?: Rarely<br />
-Put on a "front"?: No<br />
- Have a crush on someone?: No<br />
- Eat with your mouth open?: Ew.<br />
- What color is your floor/carpet in your room?: Multi<br />
- What was the last CD you bought?: The highlights from 'The Phantom of the Opera'...I think<br />
- How did you spend last summer?: Went to New Jersey<br />
- When's the last time you showered?: Today<br />
- Are you lonely?: Not anymore<br />
- Are you happy?: Ya<br />
- Are you wearing pajamas?: No<br />
- Are you talking to someone online?: No ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm home!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2005 19:13:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...Yeah...I'm home.  I'm tired, cranky, and jet-lagging. ]]></description>
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                <title>Gus is Dead</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 09:07:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My mom's dog, Gus, was put down yesterday morning.  The paralysis spread throughout his body causing him to slowly shut down.<br />
<br />
<br />
That is all for now. ]]></description>
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                <title>Today's the day</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 06:58:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, um...yeah...I leave for the airport in an hour and a half...8:30...to catch my flight which is at 11:35.  I'm dead tired right now because I bearly got any sleep.  I rolled on my right shoulder the wrong way and hurt it.  So my back it all messed up and my knee still hurts from whatever happened to it last night.  I'm hungry and fidgety right now...I want a Whopper right now.  I've been wanting one for a couple days now.<br />
<br />
I can't wait to get out of here...my brother and my mom are driving me up the wall.<br />
<br />
I think I'll stop rambling now. ]]></description>
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                <title>*beats modem with a pot lid*</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 14:11:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Son of a bitch!  My internet's all screwy and it's pissing me off.<br />
<br />
I had a shitty weekend and my depression isn't going away.  The internet screwing up is just adding to my frustration and irritation. ]]></description>
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                <title>Blah...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2005 10:48:24 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My meds finally arrived in the mail.  I've been Felbatol-free for about 5 days.<br />
<br />
My home life is shit right now.  My mom's depressed, my brother's blowing it off, and Michael and I are caught in the middle, venting to each other.<br />
<br />
We (Michael and I) were supposed to go give blood today, but I've been so scatter-brained from the stress, I forgot my I.D. so we're gonna go do it Tuesday.<br />
<br />
I'm leaving for New Jersey to visit my aunt on the 18th and won't be back until August 5th.<br />
<br />
Oh, Lati...my mom is gonna get tickets for August for us to go to Water World. ]]></description>
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                <title>The Phantom of the Opera</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2005 00:20:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WOOT!  I'm gonna go see it tonight!!!<br />
<br />
I can't wait. ]]></description>
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                <title>Stolen from Lati</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2005 19:15:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ----------------DESCRIBE--------------- ----<br />
<br />
-- YOUR HERITAGE: French, Polish, German...uh...and tons more<br />
-- THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: No shoes for me today<br />
-- YOUR EYES: Blue<br />
-- YOUR WEAKNESS: Sharpies!!! ^^<br />
-- ONE THING YOU'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE: Too many to count<br />
<br />
-----------------STATISTICS------------- -----<br />
<br />
-- NAME: Kehly (pronounced 'Kelly')<br />
-- ALIAS: Sexy Pink Lady, Dark Euphoria<br />
-- BIRTHDATE: June 27, 1987...2 days until I'm 18!  WOOT!!<br />
-- BIRTHPLACE: Arizona<br />
-- BIRTHTIME: 5:21 p.m.<br />
-- GENDER: Female<br />
-- ANGEL: Eh?!<br />
-- BIRTHSTONE: Pearl and Alexandrite<br />
-- ZODIAC: Cancer<br />
-- PET CATS: None<br />
-- PET DOGS: 3 dogs<br />
-- OTHER: Pigeons ^^<br />
-- ACREAGE OF YARD: It's about the size of the district van<br />
-- ROOMS: 3<br />
-- BATHROOMS: 2<br />
-- PHONE #: Uh...no<br />
-- CITY: Glendale.<br />
<br />
-----------------WHAT IS------------------<br />
<br />
-- YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: "Fucking alarm clock!"<br />
-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: Eyes<br />
-- YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: Hm...my eyes?<br />
-- YOUR BEDTIME: Depends...School nights - 10:00 other nights...random<br />
-- YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: *shrugs*  Passing the AIMs...<br />
-- YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: Um...*shrugs*<br />
<br />
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------<br />
<br />
-- PEPSI OR COKE: Coke<br />
-- MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: Burger King<br />
-- SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Uh...depends on who I'm going with<br />
-- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate<br />
-- CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: Cappuccino<br />
-- ADIDAS OR NIKE: Neither<br />
<br />
-----------------DO YOU------------------<br />
<br />
-- SMOKE: No<br />
-- CUSS: Yes<br />
-- TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: No<br />
-- HAVE A CRUSH(ES): No<br />
-- WHO ARE THEY: N/A<br />
-- DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE?: Possibly<br />
-- WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: Duh!  I'm gettin' a free ride from the state<br />
-- LIKE HIGH SCHOOL: Sometimes<br />
-- WANT TO GET MARRIED: Not really<br />
-- TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: Depends<br />
-- GET MOTION SICKNESS: Not that I know of<br />
-- THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: Yes<br />
-- THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: Far from it<br />
-- GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Parent...no 's'...and yes<br />
-- LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: No T.T<br />
-- PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: No...I want to<br />
<br />
------------IN THE PAST MONTH DID/HAVE YOU--------------<br />
<br />
-- DRANK ALCOHOL: Yes<br />
-- SMOKE(D): No<br />
-- DONE A DRUG: No...unless my perscriptions count...<br />
-- HAVE SEX: No<br />
-- MADE OUT: No<br />
-- GO ON A DATE: No<br />
-- GO TO THE MALL: Yup...many times<br />
-- BEEN ON STAGE: No<br />
-- BEEN DUMPED: No<br />
-- GONE SKATING: No<br />
-- MADE HOMEMADE COOKIES: No<br />
-- BEEN IN LOVE: No<br />
-- DYED YOUR HAIR: No<br />
-- STOLEN ANYTHING: No<br />
<br />
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------<br />
<br />
-- FLOWN ON A PLANE: Yes, many times<br />
-- MISSED SCHOOL BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING?: Nope<br />
-- TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?: Yes<br />
-- CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: Yup<br />
-- EVER THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT: Yes I have<br />
-- HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: Nope.  I have a twin brother, I had no need for an imaginary friend<br />
-- BEEN ON STAGE?: Yes, many times<br />
-- CUT YOUR HAIR: Yes, when I was little<br />
-- HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: No<br />
-- PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED REMOVAL OF CLOTHING?: Yes<br />
-- BEEN TRASHED OR EXTREMELY INTOXICATED: Not really<br />
-- BEEN CAUGHT "DOING SOMETHING": ...No<br />
-- BEEN CALLED A TEASE: Yes<br />
-- GOTTEN BEATEN UP?: Nope<br />
-- BEEN IN A FIGHT: A few times<br />
-- SHOPLIFTED: Yes<br />
<br />
-----------------THE FUTURE------------------<br />
<br />
-- AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: Not sure if I'm ever gonna get married...<br />
-- NUMBERS AND NAMES OF CHILDREN: No kids!<br />
-- DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: *laughs*<br />
-- HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: Quick and painless<br />
-- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?: Historian, librarian, cartoonist, or mortician<br />
--WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT?: Beats me<br />
<br />
-----------------OPPOSITE/SAME SEX------------------<br />
<br />
-- BEST EYE COLOR: Hm...I'd say either blue or green<br />
-- BEST HAIR COLOR: *shrugs*  I dunno<br />
-- SHORT OR LONG HAIR: In the middle...I guess<br />
-- BEST HEIGHT: 5'9-6'<br />
-- BEST WEIGHT: I dunno<br />
-- BEST FIRST DATE LOCATION: Uh...<br />
-- BEST FIRST KISS LOCATION: Where ever it happens...?<br />
-- IMPORTANT PERSONALITY TRAIT: Humor...<br />
<br />
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------<br />
<br />
-- NUMBER OF BOYFRIENDS/GIRLFRIENDS YOU'VE HAD: Uh...*counts*  8...I think 0.<<br />
-- NUMBER OF KISSES YOU'VE GIVEN: I'm supposed to count?!<br />
-- NUMBER OF DRUGS TAKEN ILLEGALLY: None<br />
-- NUMBER OF PEOPLE I COULD TRUST WITH MY LIFE: Hm...4<br />
-- NUMBER OF PIE... ]]></description>
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