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]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/28698538/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/28698538/ Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:20:19 PST
playing zelda minish cap on my ds for the 17th time isn't time management

i have like close to a thou sand pictures to post but harrys the one with the scanner access and she is scary

in the next week and a 1 days i have a total of 6 finals

]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/26785444/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/26785444/ Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:14:02 PDT
edgar started his birth control today 2 get a pair tits 2 match his vagina hahaha

he say i ugly well he is too >:0

im clownin when he wax is whole body that shit turn me oooon

tomorrow im taking meagan to a dentist appointment and then shes taking me to the movies if this isn't love i dont know what is

think i have a kidney infection poor me poor me ouchie

]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/25309351/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/25309351/ Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:57:46 PDT
meagan: im really wet
shoe: alright
meagan: im touching myself
shoe: yea
meagan: im lactating
shoe: i like milk ^_^

so i 3wayed edgars mom and asked her to buy me some milk but all she say is "como"

]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/11075768/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/11075768/ Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:34:09 PST
i heard one of u guys are spreading rumors im gay

i had a dream that i went to an msi concert and some guy elbowed me in the nose even tho we were all assigned seats and my nose was bleeding everywhere and i bleed all over jimmy

o wait thats harrys lie

i dont believe u were that close to jimmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u didn't get ur lip peirced either sry

harry never pays attention to me just like everyone else bc my life sux guys she's never going 2 read this so im going to talk about bek instead XD nevermind beks boring wish shed lie to me about making out with jimmy

my moms indian friend everyone calls indian got out of jail early bc he needs surgry and the states cheap 8) indians are cool

]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/10591189/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/10591189/ Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:53:17 PST
cough business that i cant tell u nubs since ur not cough

which means u suck and r stupit

i play ffo too much gaku is a fag and so am i

we got a new dog her name is beulah and she and i have started a new relationship

a sexual one

and she does want what i give her

i would do nething for beulah

i would die for her i would kill for her

shes in heat right now and bleeding everywhere but mom doesnt mind since she supports my lifestyle choice i just think that ppl have no rite 2 fix animals and the sex is better this way

yay sex

some ppl mite call me a furfaggot or whatever but i prefer the term zoosexual or zoophile or just call me a zoo 8) since ive had sex with like lots of different kinds of animals and stuff

damn im disgusting

oh did i mention my name was shoe

this is definitely shoe and not bek

nope totally not bek bc bek uses proper grammar and so this is obviously shoe

i only go batshit when fishie leaves

crimefishie

hurhurhur

yeah this is shoe

>:E

my name is shoe

not bek

]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/9986789/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/9986789/ Wed, 06 Sep 2006 21:16:18 PDT
So she doesn't get one from me.

D:<

Journal written and deleted (and then written again) by beK.

If you don't know who I am, fuck you. ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/9079748/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/9079748/ Thu, 15 Jun 2006 17:41:25 PDT
i think shes going to dump me



did i mention my art sucks and has to details ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/8965537/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/8965537/ Sun, 04 Jun 2006 04:58:23 PDT EVER check her messages.

Other than beK's, 'cause Shoe's gay. >:E

Yeah.

SHOE WANTS TO BE JUST LIKE REE, AND WEARS A FATSUIT TO MAKE HERSELF FEEL PRETTY.

SHOE'S FAT. FATTY. FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY FATTY.

>:B ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/8962010/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/8962010/ Sat, 03 Jun 2006 18:31:15 PDT
>:E

You think I wouldn't catch you?

No guys, I totally love your comments.

I only reply to ~OneWhoWillKillYou's comments though.

Because i'm really lazy, i'll reply one day.

When Harry's not gay. ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/8959837/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/8959837/ Sat, 03 Jun 2006 13:38:45 PDT
Or so Harry says.

And seeing as how it's Harry, writing this journal, you know it has to be true.

HA HA.

SABOTAGE, BABY.

I'm so cool.

>:U

I'm totally writing a pointless journal, for the shoeless face.

DON'T COMMENT ON IT. >:U Shoe already has 481 message (THAT SHE BARELY EVER CHECKS). She doesn't need more.

Go away, I don't like you.

Okay, maybe I do.

Some of you.

>:U But what am I saying, I'm Harry, I'm as gay as Shoe.

Go look at my page.









http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/8878450/ Thu, 25 May 2006 21:36:37 PDT
ree's fucking fat

>=o ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/8482216/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/8482216/ Sat, 15 Apr 2006 19:20:08 PDT
Heres some high points.

Everytime pence would talk mom would say "Oh shut up Jelly-Belly." and "I'm really an egnormous fat man crying to get out."

"We shoulda used Pence as a barral and rolled outta here"

"Don't sit down! Fatty put a tack on that chair!"

Meanwhile I was having sex with Axels face for 95% of his screentime. Later on Mom left and me and Tiff played.

Tiff ruined all the dramatic parts.

Donald: "...Sora....Goofy..."
Tiff: "Eat my poopy!.. I'm kidding stopit Sora you little sicko."



Mickey creeped me out, Like Goofys perfectly normal to me. But i'd look at mickey and be discusted, first off I couldn't get over the fact that he looks like a two-year-old And second his arms like don't fit him, and his hairline and face are.. are.. gross. And then Riku touches him, a lot.

Yeh i'm back, living with a guy is dumb. He yells at me for not eating my green beans. ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/8126588/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/8126588/ Sat, 11 Mar 2006 00:00:37 PST
Your mom.

Has cancer.

Anyway. I (who are teh one and onleh Sh03-f4c3) was sexually harrassed by some old Mormon guy in the Salt Lake City airport. Because everyone who is in Salt Lake City is a Mormon.

Who, incidentally, are racist.

But that's beside the point.

I draw gay things.

*is picking up guys*

By the way, I (Shoe), of sound mind and body, hereby declare that I will not be present on deviant Art much in the next week.

Not like I ever get on. Period.

All I like to do anymore is torment little boys.

Honestly.

You really gotta try it.

Xavier, who's my favorite little twelve year old, is a terrorist. He kept on flashing me.

I wonder if anyone has realized that this actually isn't me.

SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION, BITCHES.


Yes, this is FIshie. Writing a journal for my lovely Shoe-face. I love her. Very much. I'm going to divorce beK and marry Shoe. Because I hate beK. I think she's dumb. They think you're dumb. I think you're smart. No, wait, I lied.

Get it?

Get it?

Get it?

...

You just don't get it. ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/7822812/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/7822812/ Mon, 06 Feb 2006 20:01:24 PST
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "If you don't come out and apologize, i'm poppin' this guys head of his neck right now."

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Mmm air.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A thing on Nazis

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
7:00- something?

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
7:21!

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My Ghetto neighbors stomping around.

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Just like Ten minutes ago, I was walking with Brandy.

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My keyboard.

9.What are you wearing?
None of your beeswax.

10.Did you dream last night?
I did! I did! I drempt about Dir en grey, being the little girls in that cartoon show Madilyn. The cathiloc boarding school girls you know "We love our bread, we love our butter, but most of alll... we love eachother"? >_> Shinya was Madilyn and wouldn't brush his teeth with the rest of Dir en Grey, instead he had to have this specail .. sink that.. .was in this little nook in the wall and went down so you had to have a mirror to see it.

Then I went to this j-rock like voodoo tribe. And got training.. to be a J-rocker. .. or something along thous lines.

11.When did you last laugh?
Today XP

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Tons of pictures of Jimmy, Some Dir en grey, lights, Johnny Depp posters, pirate flag... painting of the sea...Vash. All the pictures beK and keB sent me and my bunny bell

13.Seen anything weird lately?
I seen this old guy! With gangsta pants and was walking like a gangsta too.

He was totally thuggin'

14.What do you think of this quiz?
It's more like a .. survey.

15.What is the last film you saw?
Omg... Breakfast club. No wait, Meet Joe Black... but only part of that.. so.. lets go with the first.

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
1 plane ticket... then a ticket for the dir en grey concert (Over $300 dollars?!)



17.Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I'm a princess, for real. Totally ask Harry about it.

Oh and I'm 6'0" with my boots on


18.If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
What Harry said, but I would also change things about school and kid programming.

It's gay how schools just teach one side of things like, "Don't kill the trees!"

When we need to clean out things for forest fires and after a fire we NEED to log it! There's a fireground right outside of town (More like 80 miles) that's been there for what, three years? We don't even have fire bushes. If we could have logged the ALREADY dead trees and replanted then we'd have new trees ready to harvest in 30 years. But now the soils so dead and dry we couldn't replant if we wanted to, and then we have all these little faggots saying, "It's what nature wants" Fuck that, we've already screwed nature. WE need to keep it in balance now, and if thats the case let forest fires go freeeee, and don't worry about thoughs indangerd animals! It's natures course!

Also I would change PETA, I'd assrape them to death. Like my peers thinking everything they say is true.
Like when poeple butcher cows they're still alive! Oh noes! No, go work in a dis-assembly line, find out for yourself, they shoot a rod right threw the cows brain severing the brain steam. (I don't know how many PETA videos I've seen on that.) Of course it's going to twitch you retard anything with instant death twitches think of beheading (Or is it deheaded?), it's the same thing.

And also people around here that think we shouldn't kill the cougars, they're getting over populated. Idiots, don't let them kill us. They need to be trimed down, as said before. We've screwed up nature the food chain needs us.
Lookit the deer getting grossly over populated if we don't hunt. It's not like we go out and kill as many as we can and don't eat them but leave them to rot.
There's a reason we invented hunting tags, they're not going to die off, get a grip.

in closing, at first we needed the forsevice, we weren't replanting, we were cutting down to much old growth, but now we realize or whatever. We do... ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/7361679/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/7361679/ Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:20:03 PST Click that link or... I'll do something nasty to your dog.

Erm... anyways. I'm here to tell you allll... That Shoe isn't going to be online for another long while. ._. She left again. To Whoreville, Winnemuca. And she won't be back till like... Christmas Eve. And don't reply to this journal. x___X Shoe already has an inbox of 1,157 messages, and she makes me check her messages, besides my own. Stupid girl.

But yes. She's not going to be online for a while. ._. Sorry? Stop submiting things. Now. Stop thinking about submitting things. That's not good either.

...I'll leave now. You're probably not happy with me anyways. o_o Nyaaaaa. Deal with it. ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/6829470/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/6829470/ Fri, 21 Oct 2005 16:04:14 PDT
I got new fast internet

I was planning on rubbing it in beK's keB's faces..... but i'll rub it in Harrys instead

Harry.... I have highspeed internet.

...

Seto and Joey have a love child that appears in YGO!GX. ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/6677297/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/6677297/ Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:24:43 PDT
Wait, wait theres this story behind that.

I'm in Winnemucca still I'll be here till the 13th.

Sucks. >_> I really didn't want to delet that journal beK wrote for me.

Down on Winnemucca Blv. theres this computer. BUILT INTO THE SIDE OF A BUILDING. I could be homeless, and cruise around on the internet. Good ol' big cities. The computer was low to the ground so I was bent over on a street corner.

Get it? I'm a hooker.


I had this crazy dream about FIsh
It started out I was with these starving ethopian children in this creek trying to catch fish, but then I realized that if they hadn't eaten before in their life then fish would be to hard on their stomaches so I wanted to go to town and get them some cornmeal, because it would be good for the stomache and digest well... I had this all planned out.
Okay so I jumped on this yellow motorcycle thing and rode into town with the little starving kids. But I could slow down coming off this hill right before town and there was all this traffic I couldn't really turn either I ended up crashing but no one was hurt.... Then Tommy () and Tiff where there and I leave the starving kids to go a mall.

So we're looking around and there was FIsh. She said Dir En Grey was going to show up, so I'm like, "Okay" we go into like this pink store or something and there was Dir En Grey running around and trying on womens clothing and Kyo comes out in something that matches nothing in the store... this NASCAR blue jumpsuit and asks FIsh if it was to big (It was because he was so short) So FIsh tried it on and is running around in this NASCAR outfit when everyone else it trying on stuff...

It was really weird. Seriously.


I want the net back

beK


keB


FIsh


I like her


Yea.... ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/6464006/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/6464006/ Sat, 10 Sep 2005 00:27:03 PDT
I are teh Shoe! >.< Mooooo! Ph43r me!

As the Great and Mighty Shoe, I decree that treatment should be increased while abolishing mandatory minimum sentences!

Give me money.

Shimmy-shimmy-shimmy.

I learned my ABC's in Trailer Trash school today, mommy! A...B...C...

Fweeeeeeee.

*dies suddenly, horribly, and very painfully*

I have to go to bed now.

* * *

As you can probably tell (from the lack of grammatical errors) this is not ~Shi-The-Stampede. This is her buddy ~OneWhoWillKillYou. You may call me beK.

I’m logged onto Shoe’s account. I feel…so powerful. *twitch* I’m not sure why. Since it’s just SHOE and not someone famous like…uh…*comes up blank*

Well anyway.

FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE, READ AT LEAST THIS: Shoe is officially labeled “White Trash” or “Trailer Trash” and thus has no more Internet. For…EVER!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Actually only a couple of days. And she wanted me to tell you about it. And so she gave me her password...and now I own her.

So here I am. But I have to get up early. So I'mma go to bed soon.

And I figured the journal title was apt. Since she's not here. Though if she's out getting laid...umm...I don't want to think about it. Bad Shoe. Such a dirty little slut.

Speaking of which my cat is in heat. Give me sympathy presents.

And the journal title quoted MSI. And don't think Shoe does that. Because I do that. Not Shoe. beK. Not beK pretending to be Shoe either. beK quotes MSI for her journals.

...

My head hurts. @.@

I love you, Harry. And I'm sure Shoe does too.

Here are some cool people you should definitely check out:

The Transvestite From The Jerry Springer Show

Woot! More pluggage for the Harryness. *smug*

A Wiggly Thing In Your Cup of Tea

Oh. Look at that hot and sexy avatar. It's hot. And sexy. And therefore hot and sexy. It's midnight, okay!? I'm tired.

A Flickering Screen

Because I can.

And This Other Guy

Because Shoe mentions you in her journals.

And everyone else can just suck on it. I'm tired. ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/6150671/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/6150671/ Sat, 06 Aug 2005 14:25:30 PDT

Last night we were reading Tiff's dairy, we being me and Tiff. So I got to hear what a nine year old Tiff was like. She seemed pretty much the same. She would even say retarded things like she does now.

Example - "Almost halloween, I'm going to make a cool pumpkin (she spelt it "puncen" we couldn't figure out what the word was) it's going to be so scary if a little kid runs by they'll scream and it'll be very very funny." Okay, so not as funny and stupid (or perverted) as something Tiff would say now but, hey!

Then she would have stuff scribbled out that she wrote because she felt guilty about it, like "Mom hurt my feelings by calling me a spoiled rotten little brat (she spelt that really great btw) Mom if you're reading this then I HATE YOU!" .. then she scribbled it out and said.. "I love you".

Another was "Ethan is so STUPID!" ... then she added "Sometimes."



Then she had this entry about her being the dairy something like, "You aren't the only one that has it rough. Lookit us, you write on us and sometimes you push really hard and it hurts. Pages should have care to..." It was really funny to hear. Get off my back.


Forgot to mention my whore of a cat had kittens. They are the ugliest kittens that I have EVER! seen in my whole life. I'm wondering who in thier right mind would actaully take these things home. Plus I think they suffer from mental retardation. For real, like you'll pick one up and it's back leg will twitch and it'll just like not focus on stuff and just act weird, but they're healthy and junk. Theres this real light tappy with a white face, it's expecially ugly and retarded. I feel so sorry for that thing.

Anyways, tellephones aren't always the devil and no airconditioning really sucks.

My Orgy Partner


Bad Imune System


The Big Cheese


Mister Mittens


Harry <-- Most Impossible Person To Lable


~('_')~ FIsh


+My friends! +
+++ + + http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/6081167/ Sat, 30 Jul 2005 19:32:25 PDT


So I had this dream, that I was on DA And beK got this new account but she only had 8 pageviews in two days so I went on a quest to get beK more pageviews
Um, I Started out on Harry's () street corner where this old guy was talking to death, like the grimwreeper sorta death and then went over and was teaching his, i'm guessing grandaughter how to ride a bike, then sorta went away. But death was still there so the grandaughter invited him in the house xD he had to take off his hood cuz there was no hats aloud inside and he wouldn't play video games, but ended up killing both the parents in the end, The grandpa was still alive so the kids went to live with him in this huge house thing (mansion?) There was this guy that came and questioned him about pageviews (you don't need to tell me how retarded this dream is) and when he wouldn't give them they took the elevator up to the 12th floor and the old guy had to go into a tiny room O_o you know with no windows and it was like a clostet, anyways the grandpa got like scared and spazzed inside the room and had a heart attack... or something...moo...
About this time I get my body xD before this I was like a camera watching everything, anyways get my body so I can run around and I run into the mansion and run into Grave ( He's so cuuute ) Well he has to get revenege for the old guy so he goes off and I follow him >_> and ask him if he'll help me find pageviews. We are back on Harrys street and headed to the big hay barns (prolly only Harry knows what i'm talking about oh and it's nighttime btw) well we were walking and he was adorible we get to these bleachers/apartments (what a retarded combo) And we're looking for a way in, not sure why but this lady starts screaming that we are trying to brake in on her I explained that Grave only needed to use the bathroom, she started throwing a big fit so we decided on climbing the bleachers outta there on top the bleachers there was all these apartment doors and people looking out O_o; we made it to the top and were running to the edge because the lady had now called the cops... Stupido women We jumped down off the top into this room that looked like a shower room, with the white and the drains on the floor and it was dark and only had kinda this green light, and all these corners and stuff nad it was kinda spooky you know, well we run into beetle, my cousins dog that died not to long ago and went thru this whole in the ceiling it came out into somebodys house it was a mix between my Dads and Davids O_o;; and I couldn't get beetle to to behave and come out the door without waking people up and Grave wasn't helping because he was looking thru cuboards when I finally got them both out Grave turned into a dog O_o prolly because he reminds me of what Sirius should look like so much... well When he was alive and had black hair.. anyways They posed as dogs sleeping in the yard and I just couldn't pull it off so I was hinding behind this bush trying to look like a cat O_o; don't ask and then I woke up ._.

beK!


Carie!


keB! ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/5898461/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/5898461/ Sun, 10 Jul 2005 20:49:33 PDT
'Cept for the part with the waking up at 6 in the morning to go feed the stupid pig, Tiff and her early morning nature.



When I first got to the huge town of Adel (find it on a

map, no seriously...) the town is like a

post office and a restaurant/store. Least mine has houses in it.

I went swimming, my cousins were there, my family is everywhere.

Logan has way to big of month for his size.

I got a tan, kinda gay. And my freckles went nuts, I didn't even know I still had freckles.

Luckily my face was burnt so nobody had to see them.

It was like a hundred-trabillion degrees over there so it was

hard to sit even six inches away from somebody and not have

their leg or arm or whatever like transfer sweat to you.

Ethan kept on sitting on me to hear my whine about how hot it

was, then he'd giggle.

OH! Let me tell you about Tiffs brothers, first off theres Ethan. He's tall, then there is Square(Jake) He's 12 and he already has more facial hair (and has to shave) than his 15 year old brother.

His eyebrows, no joke could like cover my arms..twice.. they're shaped like Mr. Spok's and his hands are square his, pinky is like the same size as his middle finger, his frame is square to and he has this calick going all around his head. So his hair always looks screwed up. And he's kinda fat.

I can't look at that kid and keep a straight face. I don't think he likes me, I would go over and sit by him "Hey Square what goin-- AHahHAaHahAHAHa"

Then he'd get up and go to his room, I felt kinda bad but he would still talk to me and stuff...

So all that night we played video games.

Ate hotdogs ...and listened to Pussy All Night over and over and over, Tiff. Is. Obsessed.

Me and Tiff got stuck in the same bed because Mr.Spoks-Eyebrows took over the couch, and it wasn't like I was going to sleep with Ethan, or on their floor.

So I slept with Tiffy-poo in a twin bed squished against a wall and our legs were like...close and sweat and that was really weird... her toes kept touching me, I'd yell then she'd giggle.

Anyways more exciting stuff, I got into Tiffs moms pants!

Ethan has a metal bunkbed that makes dirty sounds all night long.

Logan got burnt. I laughed. Haha faggot!



I got a cell phone that no one calls me on! Call me thanks friends!

(541) 417-0932 oh yeeess

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]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/5830841/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/5830841/ Sun, 03 Jul 2005 17:10:54 PDT Adults are really stupid
"You shouldn't say such things!"
By the time I realized it, it was already to late. I wonder if adults feel like this all the time.
And when you look at it, it's comforting to see how shallow the world really is, the whole thin line between the "caring" and "passtion" factor.

I think i'm just going sane in a seriously fucked up world.

Nowadays lives are nothing but a continous pattern of strife. There are choices complicted and ultimatly cruel. You have very little time to make them. The worst thing one can do is to do nothing, dreaming that the situation will resolve itself while you sit around twiddling your thumbs, Everything goes to Hell and nobody's saved from the pain. You can't not make a choice, we're different from God right? We're no omnipotent our only alternative is to become demons. But... they were just some faggots words after all.

Quite possibly the Omnipotent


My Love


Holy Cheese


Mittens


Harry-ness
]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/5599615/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/5599615/ Thu, 09 Jun 2005 13:36:11 PDT

We had to dig up my septic. And it stuck. What a party pooper XD I'm hilarious.


TOMMY GAVE ME A COPY OF ZELDA Oot I'd lost mine. >_>

Ike gave me a candle.

John gave me a copy of StarCraft.

Mom got me a cell phone.



Ike spotted a horse and wanted to go ride it. I took them to look at it and stuff.

Turns out John is like deathly allergic to horses, His eyes went all weird and he sneezed and couldn't stop blowing his nose ... I think he clogged up our toilet again.

We watched angel sanctuary. John beat on Ike... a lot.

We looked at my blind dog.. And some more stuff happened .. But my minds went blank from having to remember that cat toy ...




My Orgy Partner


Teh Big Cheese


Bad Imune System


Harry <-- Most Impossible Person To Lable


~('_')~ FIsh


Little Bit of Both (If You Catch My Drift.)


+My friends! +
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OOOOkkkaay so I woke up this morning to find a bird in the wood stove

Lucky it wasn't lit huh? I saved the little feller and it stayed glued to my

hand for like 15 minutes before it flew away. During

those 15 mintues at some point a bee flew up my shirt. I

went back inside and sat down, it stung me right next to my belly

button ... it really hurts

12 days untill my birthday. Buy me presents! I want bee replent. ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/5403584/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/5403584/ Thu, 19 May 2005 15:16:01 PDT
Worship me.

Things To Do Before I Die

1.) Your Mom

2.) Shower in Tea

3.) Get a specail hip holster for my remote controls

4.) Produce a rental vidoe that consist entirely of FBI warnings

5.) Write a book ... With the surprise ending on the front page

6.) Publicly investigate just how long i can make a "croaking" noise

7.) Dress only in cloths colored hunters orange

8.) Buy a large quantity of traffic cones, and reroute whole streets

9.) Demand that everyone address me as 'Conquistidor'

10.) Get a cape that says 'Magnificent One' and wear it in public as much as possible

11.) Ask everyone that I meet what gender they are

12.) while making an important speach bob my head occasionally like a parakeet

13.) Lie obviously about the time of day to people that ask

14.) Sing along at the opra

15.) Go to a golf tournament and chant " swing-batabatabata-SUHwing batter!"

16.) Ask a waitress for an extra seat for my imagenary cat friend

17.) Pay for dinner only in pennies

18.) select the same song on the jukebox 50 times

19.) Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat the dinner mints next to the cash register

20.) Deticate an entire day to beginnning all my senstance with the phrase 'oOh lala'

21.) Deticate an entire day to repeating everything someone says as a question

22.) ask as many 1-800 operators for dates, times, and holidays as possible ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/4952585/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/4952585/ Wed, 30 Mar 2005 14:44:50 PST
This is awesome i'm not ...sure what is ...but it's awesome rest assured. I feel real good today. I think I hate being a teenager.

Ok Actaul Point --> it is the 30th of this month (follow me on this) ...tomorrow is that last day of this month (the last day of the contest).
No one has entered Billy Bob Joe contest cept me. If you have even an ounce of compassion in you ..call the number on the bottem of your screen, enter the contest, do it for billy bob..for the moose kind...enter the contest..join the i'm freaking gay fanclub



<--... in the flesh

:3

<-- jerk never comes home

she drew me a picture of Link shes dead sexy yo ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/4945297/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/4945297/ Tue, 29 Mar 2005 16:59:18 PST
I feel like shit and don't know why *Cries aimlessly.*

Even my mother is annoying me...and all I have to do is look at her T_T
My voice is annoying me to the point of wanting the tear out my vocal cords *Sinks to the floor* This really blows.

Anyways, enough of whining about how much I suck. I'll tell you a dream I had lastnight.

My Mother and I went back to the coast, (In my dream.) To this weird town right off the beach, and like right in the middle of the town was this huge creepy looking house with no stairs...so it was kinda imposssible to get inside it looked like no one lived in it cuz, well the grass was like three feet tall, so we went and rented a motel room and when I woke up (I wake up in my dreams, leave me alone.) The house was a different color and had some added on rooms. I asked this lady about the house and she glared and snorted and half ran off. T_T I walked to the bay and found this boat that looked like it was there since the first sealife.
It was so old and rotted that it felt kinda like a spunge and you could crack it just by grabbing it... so what did I do?... The first thing anyone would do! I jumped in and started to sail out. Naturally the boat started to sink and I was kinda freaking out. I made it to this huge pirate ship that looked like it was from the 17 centry. It was rotted too. So I ditched one rotted boat for the other and climbed up...to my amazment John, Tommy, Tiff, Harry, beK, Carie, and two adults that I have no clue how they got there...

It turns out this whole thing was some weird reality TV show, we were the stars...the boat was supposed to be haunted and we had to stay there for 5 days.

No big deal right? I could win, things aren't haunted.

We went below deck it was old, but fancy at the same time. We went to this big room with this huge dinner table; ate.

Then we all got shown our rooms, I got to share a room with Harry (beK and Carie with their room, John and Tommy for their room. And the two adults for theirs)

We were all waiting for someone to run home scared that night. We all believed that the place wasn't haunted. There must be some props and crap to scare us. But nothing serious. I feel asleep and kinda had this side dream while I was still having my dream.

Now it was like a movie. It jumped to a scene, in the dining room adult...lady was getting beat agianst this wall screaming by this really weird person...he looked human. But there was something weird.

He finally killed her then like his whole face opened up and swallowed her. I went back to first person view and ran back to my room and seen myself alseep and woke myself up..and I was back in my body and woke up Harry. >_>

She said I was just dreaming...so I stayed up untill the next morning.

I found out the lady wasn't anywhere. And didn't show up to brakefast. I told Tommy, he said she just got psyched out and left. T_T

I decided to like wander around the ship...alone *glup* I walked a stair case to the scene of the adult guy getting impailed thru this spike by the weird guy that eats people. He turned and looked at me, he didn't really have eyes. They didn't look blind of anything XD like darkness was leaking outta of them.

I turned around and ran as fast I could. I was breaking the sound barrier.
I ran into someone (prolly gave him wimplash) and asked where everyone was. No answer, I couldn't find Harry.

She was fine and having fun with beK and Carie.

I told everyone what I had just seen.They thought I was crazy and trying to scare them away.

They said the guy had decided to leave the ship right then and I should play tricks. "Ouch."

I figured the moster only attacked when we were alone. I didn't want anyone to be alone and beK said, (Being her witty self) That that would be awkward going to bathroom.

Next morening Carie wasn't with us. We couldn't find her anywhere I swore it was the monster guy. But people just said she left (Day three.) I got all brave and walked alone to see if he was real or I was just insane.

I was going down these stairs, came face to face with him ... and had no idea what to do. So I just stood there right. His face opened up into this huge mouth with like chainsaw teeth moving all around like three rows of them and all I did was try and scream. XD He went for my throat and I woke up.


My friends! ~*~ (not in any order mind you just random)
+ + ... ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/4928593/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/4928593/ Sun, 27 Mar 2005 20:44:36 PST
yup yup I'm back....my aunt is a suckwad...yea : D she sucks wads I walked in on her in the bathroom once

.... the coast would have been awesome...if it wasn't for my aunt.

Our pickups clutch went out so we got stuck in this stupid town staying at this gay guys house.

he was a friend of my cousins or something it was weird

my aunt is a lesbain... whats with me and the gay comments tonight?

ok ok my aunt smells really bad, I payed her back though....her sheltered little children's best insults were "you pickle!'' "pancake face I'm going to eat you!" and more things equally retarded things to do with food. Alan "accidentally" listened to MSI with me and by the time I left he was telling people to suck his dick B)

My aunt hates me! and i hate her shes GAY GAY FAT! Whoa I mean GAY! FATASS!

I totally don't mean that.....

holy crap shes fat

My friends! ~*~ (not in any order mind you just random)
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +


'Awesomeness flows off of her like shedding cat fur off of Ug.'

Juicy Goodness



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--> I am going to be gone....thats about it for like a week, i know this will be hard on you people *sarcasmsarcasm dont yell at me for being concieted you nut,...haha i said nut* i get to go to the coast where i used to live and visit all my favorite old haunts, the down side- my mothers sister is coming with...she hates me i'm being serious to she down right hates me >_O;;

things to come when i come back

Kuja for bek --> for her kiriban

yey beK won my other kiriban (three in a row shes got some talent) she asked for something sexy with hardly any cloths.

My friends! ~*~ (not in any order mind you just random)
+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +

All the Bitches love her :!::!::!:

'Awesomeness flows off of her like shedding cat fur off of Ug.'

Juicy Goodness

]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/4816161/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/4816161/ Tue, 15 Mar 2005 20:47:52 PST 1. Palosaurs (how stupid is that?)
2. shi_the_stampede
3. your mom
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. i'm a freaking genuis
2. ....
3. ...
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My lips
2. My ankles
3. My lack of skill at super smash brothers
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Half swedish
2. Irish
3. and Germen
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU (or mostly creep you out):
1. Dead people ... I cant watch discovery channle with mummies and have a not sick stomach at the same time.
2. fishhooks
3. your mom
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. computercomputercomputer
2. caffine
3. ..computer
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. home nudests rule!
2. ...
3. ..............
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment):
1. MSI
2. tool
3. something gay
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. any MSI
2. seriously
3. mmmm
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. twilight princess!
2. drawing something slightly realistic
3. getting skill at SSB
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. uhhh
2. errr
3. ...if i'm gay does it count
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: This one's a tricky one!
1. I hate myself
2. I went to an MSI concert
3. I watched tv today
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Hair
2. ... is it really shallow to say 'weight'
3. gay guys : D
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. play SSB
2. play SSB
3. play SSB
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. COMPUTER
2. ZELDA
3. TEA
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Your mom
2. drink potion to make me able to play platform fighters
3. go to sleep T_T
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. I dont have a life
2...
3. ..
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Sweden
2. Ireland
3. Turkey (How cool is that name, damn cool.)
THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. kids
2. are for
3. squares
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. ...your mom
2. play FF8 XD
3. twilight princess already dammit



WOOSH~! feel the awesome radiate off of her



Club of all Clubs



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'The superbowl is gay, the superbowl is gay,
superbowl, superbowl, superbowl,
the Raiders are gay, the Raiders are so fucking gay, the Raiders are gay,
the Bucks are gay, the Bucks are all so fucking gay, the bucks are all so fucking gay,
superbowl - gay,
Raiders - gay,
the Bucks - gay,
everything else - gay
Water - gay, cologe - gay, DVD players are gay, DVD are are gay. stray cats are gay, the sky is gayy but also sometimes grey, but most the time gay
cottage cheese - gay
yogurt - gay
Shirts - gay
vacume cleaners - gay
electronic devices name all of them - gay
Why are they so gay? why is everthing gay?
KFC is gay
Mcdonalds is gay, Mcdonalds is gay you must not misunderstand me when i say Mcdonalds is gay because it is so gay
Orenge juice is gay, orenge juice raped my father so that makes him gay to let you know orenge juice in a male
gay, gay, gay, gay, gay
you're gay! i dont wanna play with cuz you're gay
i don't wanna play with you cuz you're gay why don't you go eat hay? you should be gay why don't you go eat some KFC which i already told you is gay that would make you two a nice gay couple
you gotta eat KFC because you are so gay
just like the chicken that you're eating
Put on come cologe you faggot! because you're gay, so it the cologe
everything is gay that i know
dollarbills - gay
coins - GAY!
all of them are gay,
CD are gay, CD burners are gay they burn music from them because they're all gay'

The gayest link --> [link]

EDIT! : wanna see soemthing not gay? looky what carie got me [link] ]]> ~Shi-The-Stampede http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/4680399/ http://Shi-The-Stampede.deviantart.com/journal/4680399/ Sat, 26 Feb 2005 19:53:36 PST
We're already walking when I realize HOW COLD I AM and take Harry's coat, "Wont you be cold though?''

harry replies with an ingenuis comment, "No, actually I've been rather....-long pause-... cold lately." it was actually really funny, promise.

We get to the graveyard and I realize I'm scared, so we walk to the other graveyard (our town has two large collections of dead people)

Walking around I see this flag move in the wind, it made me feel all sick and everything I thought I was going to faint. Because it moved... and I was in a graveyard...and it was dark...

THE END






All the Bitches loves her~!



Harry gayboots Pavola



Yea, go ahead an DO! that bad grammar, you know you wanna

and this picture is actaully for me [link]

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(Guy1 and Guy2 are those hilarious guy from Hyrule Castle Town laughing at eachother?)

Guy1: Now listen I seen it!
Guy2: I hear you. *cleans out ear*
Link: *has horrible sour face in background*
Guy2: Now what was that you said you seen?
Guy1: Damn you.... *looks at link*
Guy2: What? *looks at link too* whats your problem?
Link: I.... sucked on a lemon....
Guy1: The lemon... it burns! *falls over and crap*
Guy2: ......*walks off*
(That exact thing happened with Tiff. What, give me a break I'm 15.)

-Trigun problem with lines-

Rem: *Enters room.* I am.....Ren!
Knives: Len?
Vash: Lem?
Rem: Lem....Lemon! I AM LEMON!
(Thi happened in real life, me and Harry were trying with all our might to say Rem. We said all these things.)

-Lunch Time-
Guy1: you are a bacon bit
Guy2: a what?...
Guy1: a bacon bit....
Guy2: like the stuff you put on salad?
Guy1: Whens lunch?

Coolest person on DA for sure


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