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Stop spamming my pictures. Go enjoy your hand or something.

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/24627951/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/24627951/ Wed, 06 May 2009 23:41:21 PDT
But here's my warning to all of you out there taking any AP exams this week...

DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.

I know your teachers prolly already warned you (and my saying anything won't help at all.)

Just sayin'. It'd suck for your whole class' tests and essays to become void just because you thought you could get away with saying something. :/

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/24455269/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/24455269/ Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:18:15 PDT
Yesterday sucked.

AP European History practice test was yesterday (which took three hours, might I add). I think I screwed the whole thing up. >:[ I only did one out of the two FRQ's and even that was crappy. The DBQ was okay though. I think I at least got a 3. Which is a passing grade... But I used enough documents, so I should be solid.

After that, we went to the last competition of this year. The judge for our unarmed exhibition deemed us "boring", which I think is a load of crap. Just because we don't do stomp, that doesn't mean we're BORING. Ugh! Then, to make things worse, it was windy during the Color Guard. I could tell that Colin and Brian were having trouble with the colors. Brian told me that the wind caught the MC color and it knocked him forward slightly, so it looked like he'd adjusted. We did so terribly. I feel bad, since Colin didn't bring home any awards for his color guard before he has to leave. :[

Oh, and then we went to go have some shirts made, since this family business had their t-shirt-making stuff there for everyone. We put in an order for 5 custom shirts (which we paid extra for) at around 1400. After the award ceremony, we went to check up on them and they had only completed two shirts (they both looked crappy, since they kept dropping them on the asphalt). It was 1830. Four. And. A. Half. Hours. And still no shirts. We were so pissed. Since Saj-Maj wanted to leave ASAP, we had to demand a refund and snatch the money and run to the cars.

And Mo wanted to go to the dinner thing at Lauren's house, but her dad was being stubborn and said she couldn't. My mom managed to buy her a little time, though. So she got to come into Lauren's and eat dinner before having to leave.

, Lauren, and I all played Enter Sandman on Rock Band. That was so cool. on vocals, Lauren on guitar, and me on drums. We were like... SO much better than Metallica. Fer shurrrr.

Whatever. I'm tired. And that gay show Wonder Pets is really annoying, for the record.

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]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/23111903/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/23111903/ Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:24:05 PST !


1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Ashley (I C WAT U DID THER)


2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Ashizzle (My friend Marann called me A-rizzle. It was exponentially cooler, cuz her name is Marann. And I pretty much love her, so...)


3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Blue Shark (Yeah, orange was bumped down to my second favorite color.)


4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

Redas (Totally gonna use this somewhere in the future. I'll name my next pet Redas. Just for the lulz.)


5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

The Orange Dr. Pepper (See, this is funny cuz Dr. Pepper cans are usually dark red. Oh, me. WOAH, DEJA VU. >_<


6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)

Sdmaeyman (I CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT. AGH.)


7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your fav. food)

Meatball Soup (I'm Italian, so shut up.)


8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Aero (Oh, that is so cool. That. Is. So. Cool.)


This made many lol's.


So I tag you, if you wanna do it. Then link me to it, so Iz can lol with you.

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/23091422/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/23091422/ Sun, 08 Feb 2009 20:20:59 PST
AND THEY'RE REUNITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Count them and weep. For I am clever.

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]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/22877024/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/22877024/ Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:32:44 PST screamed...)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (It was funny after the pain went away.)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (I'm kinda stupid sometimes.)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (All too often, really.)
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush. (I don't like doing dat. )
[x] You have been called a blond. (I'm brunette. I am a disgrace to brunettes everywhere.)

TOTAL: 5

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (I know two people who can. And they both did it in journalism last week. I am totally changed forever.)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (I've tried before and know that I can't.)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (I am so smart.)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. (I'm listening to Daft Punk.)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (I am a klutz. This is a physical problem, not a mental problem.)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Hahahahahhahahaa.)

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (I chose the red pill.)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (Haha.)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Well idk if that popcorn actually ignited...)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (That's always funny when it happens to someone else.)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling (When I woke up.)

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Recently. After finishing my Spanish final.)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Zoning out can do that to you.)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (I'm rather ADHD-esque sometimes.)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (All my friends have done this at least once.)
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (Not really.)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. (I didn't use any scratch paper or calculator to do my algebra final. It was all in my head. I'm so proud of myself.)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (I'm very paranoid about stuff like that.)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (>_>
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (I've been doing that frequently...)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Sigh....)

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t. (Not recently. But when I was in third grade, I remember doing that a lot.)
[x] You break a lot of things. (Like my relationships?)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (........shut up.)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (Sad, but true.)
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Is that really a bad thing?)
[x] The word “um” is used frequently. (Mostly in text messages.)
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means. (Isn't it just a sound some people make when they're thinking or at a loss of words?)
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot. (I listen to music when I walk from class to class, so when people try talking to me, I don't hear the first few seconds of what they're saying... Resulting in a "huh?" or "what?")
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...)

TOTAL: 4

GRAND TOTAL: 22

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/22291783/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/22291783/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:59:00 PST

Here's what I'm doing: I'm drawing people from bands.

Yes, that's it.

In case you haven't noticed, I've already started.

Each one will be dedicated to the person in my life that inspired me to draw the certain musician.

Oh, if I know you IRL, please feel free to suggest or request!! I'd love to draw for you.


Finished
12/30/08 - Dave Mustaine Dedicated to Jono.

12/30/08 - Tom Delonge Dedicated to Josh (and Kyle, I guess).

1/1/09 - Serj Tankian Dedicated to ~paints-by-numbers.

1/7/09 - Kurt Cobain Dedicated to ~Jpah.

To Do

Adam Lazzara, Patrick Stump, Pete Wentz - Kristin




I miss all y'all!

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/22264234/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/22264234/ Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:12:11 PST - Available: Not at the moment. But soon, I think.
- Age: Older than I was a month ago.
- Annoyance: Homework.
- Animal: Shark or panda or owl.

B
- Beer: Lololol no kthxbai.
- Birthday: November 29th.
- Best Friends: Are awesome.
- Body Part on opposite sex: I love boys' eyes. They're so pretty...
- Best feeling in the world: Accomplishment? I dunno. >__>
- Blind or Deaf: HEY LOOK, A PIANO IN THE SKY!
- Best weather: Rainy and warm.
- Been in Love: Don't think so.
- Been on stage?: Yeah. It was fun at the time.
- Believe in Magic: Not until Pokemon are real.
- Believe in Santa: Hahahahah my dad is Santa.

C
- Candy: Is delicious.
- Color: Orange. Or blue. Or red.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate all the way.
- Chinese/Mexican: That's a toughie. But I'll say Chinese cuz it's slightly yummier. And yes, yummier is a word.
- Cake or Pie: Pie. Apple pie. MMMM.
- Continent to visit: Either Europe or South American.
- Cheese: Yaplz.

D
- Day or Night: Night is nicer. That's why 'nice' and 'night' both start with an 'n'.
- Dance in the rain?: I would if it rained more often. It seems to stop raining when I go outside.
- Do the splits?: Used to be able to!

E
- Eggs: Yummy when cooked.
- Eyes: Hazel! 8P
- Everyone's got a(n): WATER BUFFALO. YOUR'S IS FAST AND MINE IS SLOW.
- Ever failed a class?: Nope! (But if I keep it up, I'll be failing one. >_<

F
- Full name: Is non'a yo biz, m'kay?
- First thoughts waking up: "Oh crap. It's 7:30. RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA!"

G
- Greatest Fears: Blood, scars, and being alone.
- Goals: To raise my grades by semester.
- Gum: 5 or some other Wrigley's.
- Get along with your parents?: Yeah. I think so. o_o
- Good luck charm: My dogtags.

H
- Hair Color: Dark brown.
- Height: 5'6"
- Happy: Kinda sorta.
- Holiday: Christmas!
- How do you want to die?: For a cause.

I
- Ice Cream: Spumoni. XD
- Instrument: Bass, sometimes. Oh, and Guitar Hero.

J
- Jewelry: None right now. >_>
- Job: Marine Corps. >:3

K
- Kids: Sure, why not?
- Kickboxing or karate: TAE KWON DO.
- Keep a journal?: Not really. >__>

L
- Longest Car Ride: Uhhh... No idea. But I remember the bus rides when we were on the East Coast took FOREVARRRR. o___o
- Love: Stinks. Yeah, yeah.
- Letter: I don't hand-write letters. I send e-mails.
- Laughed so hard you cried: Those were the days.

M
- Milk flavor: Regular milk? Or chocolate milk. :3
- Movies: Donnie Darko, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and The Nightmare Before Christmas are my favs at the moment.
- McD’s or BK: Well McDonald's has cheaper stuff that I could buy in a pinch.

N
- Number of Siblings: Uno.
- Number of Piercings: Dos. One in each ear.
- Number: 5 and 7.

O
- One wish: Good grades. ;_____;

P
- Perfect Pizza: Must be homemade. I don't like eating greasy fake pizza.
- Pepsi/Coke: Canada Dry? >8P

Q
- Quail: I'm pretty sure that's Kyle's nickname.

R
- Reason to cry: Idk. o.o
- Reality T.V.: Is funny.
- Radio Station: JACK FM ALL THE WAY.


S
- Song: At the moment, I'm listening to Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim.
- Should you lie?: No one should lie!
- Shoe size: Tens. In other words: boat feet.
- Salad Dressing: Ranch with Italian. Yes. Together. It's quite nice.
- Sushi: I should have some...
- Skipped school: Not in high school.
- Slept outside: Uhhh... Don't think so.
- Smoked?: No. I like my lungs, thank you.
- Skinny dipped: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. No.
- Sing well?: I don't think so. But I try. XD
- In the shower?: All the time.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: If they're fresh and from Canada, I like blueberries.

T
- Time for bed: Lately, after midnight. >w< Heheheh.
- Thunderstorms: Are c... ]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/22131184/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/22131184/ Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:59:32 PST 2. For each question, skip to the next song. Whichever song appears is your answer.
3. YOU SHOULD WRITE THE NAME OF THAT SONG WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT!
4. Tag seven other people using a note (including the person that sent it to you) that you believe will have as much fun with this game as you did.

If everyone says, "everything is well," what do you say?

Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen (TELL IT TO MEH, SISTAH!~)

What best describes your personality?

Oogie Boogie's Song (Wow, I must be like... really evil.)

What suits you today?

B0UNC3 (lol I'm not as happy as this song's title suggests. -_-)

What is your goal in life?

Hound Dog (lolwat)

What is your motto?

What A Friend We Have in Jesus (lol I feel so religious all of a sudden. XP)

What do your friends think of you?

Hanging On the Telephone (lol if anything, I don't call people enough...)

What do you think about often?

Baby Come Back (lol I'd rather not get back with any of my exes.)

How much is 2 + 2?

Trepak (Nutcracker) (WHAT NAO HO)

What do you think of your best friends?

Without You (How appropriate. -w- I need my friends, or "I'm not okay")

What do you think of the person you like?

The Dangling Conversation (I'm afraid I don't understand this.)

What is the history of your life?

Dance Hall Days (LOL I LOVE THIS SONG. IT IS SO ME. LOLOLOLOLOL!)

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Girl Gone Bad (lolwut i'm a perfect angel o.o)

What will you do when you meet the person you like?

Headknocker (I'll... wat.)

What do your parents think of you?

Beep Beep (O.O)

What will you dance to in your wedding?

Sound of Melodies (Not exactly a wedding song, but it'd be epic to waltz to. 8D)

What music will play during your funeral?

Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto in B Flat Minor (wow. Random, but it's a nice song. o.O)

What is your pastime?

Jolly Roger (I IS PYRAT LOLOL)

What is your biggest secret?

Losing My Touch (;_; This makes me sad.)

What do you think of your friends?

Michael, Row the Boat Ashore (ASDJKFHASLKJDFH)

What is the worst thing that could happen?

Symphony #41 (OMG I LOVE MOZART. Maybe the worst thing was him dying prematurely.)

How will you die?

When You Were Young (That's not a HOW, that's a WHEN. Totally irrelevent, right? But in terms of the song, maybe I'll die of heartache or a bad boyfriend. o.o)

What is the only thing you regret?

Rockstar (I WAS NEVER POPULAR LIKE THIS SONG SUGGESTS)

What makes you laugh?

Bagatelle in G Minor (O I IS L-ING O L!!!! T_T)

What makes you cry?

Kakashi (OH KAKASHI YOU MAKE ME SAD, YOU AND YOUR SPIKEY GREY HAIR)

Who will you marry one day?

My Best Friend's Girl (No. I am not lesbian.)

What scares you the most?

Jump in the Line (Apparently, I'm afraid of dancing. o.o)

Does anyone like you?

Don't Rock the Jukebox (sigh..........................)

If you could go back in time, what would you change?

I Will Stand (SIGH..................................)

What hurts you now?

That's Not How It Is (maybe the fact that a lot of guys tell me that it's not how it looks. SIGHHHHH!)

What will you name this post?

The Barber Of Seville: Overture

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/22131183/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/22131183/ Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:59:32 PST 2. For each question, skip to the next song. Whichever song appears is your answer.
3. YOU SHOULD WRITE THE NAME OF THAT SONG WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT!
4. Tag seven other people using a note (including the person that sent it to you) that you believe will have as much fun with this game as you did.

If everyone says, "everything is well," what do you say?

Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen (TELL IT TO MEH, SISTAH!~)

What best describes your personality?

Oogie Boogie's Song (Wow, I must be like... really evil.)

What suits you today?

B0UNC3 (lol I'm not as happy as this song's title suggests. -_-)

What is your goal in life?

Hound Dog (lolwat)

What is your motto?

What A Friend We Have in Jesus (lol I feel so religious all of a sudden. XP)

What do your friends think of you?

Hanging On the Telephone (lol if anything, I don't call people enough...)

What do you think about often?

Baby Come Back (lol I'd rather not get back with any of my exes.)

How much is 2 + 2?

Trepak (Nutcracker) (WHAT NAO HO)

What do you think of your best friends?

Without You (How appropriate. -w- I need my friends, or "I'm not okay")

What do you think of the person you like?

The Dangling Conversation (I'm afraid I don't understand this.)

What is the history of your life?

Dance Hall Days (LOL I LOVE THIS SONG. IT IS SO ME. LOLOLOLOLOL!)

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Girl Gone Bad (lolwut i'm a perfect angel o.o)

What will you do when you meet the person you like?

Headknocker (I'll... wat.)

What do your parents think of you?

Beep Beep (O.O)

What will you dance to in your wedding?

Sound of Melodies (Not exactly a wedding song, but it'd be epic to waltz to. 8D)

What music will play during your funeral?

Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto in B Flat Minor (wow. Random, but it's a nice song. o.O)

What is your pastime?

Jolly Roger (I IS PYRAT LOLOL)

What is your biggest secret?

Losing My Touch (;_; This makes me sad.)

What do you think of your friends?

Michael, Row the Boat Ashore (ASDJKFHASLKJDFH)

What is the worst thing that could happen?

Symphony #41 (OMG I LOVE MOZART. Maybe the worst thing was him dying prematurely.)

How will you die?

When You Were Young (That's not a HOW, that's a WHEN. Totally irrelevent, right? But in terms of the song, maybe I'll die of heartache or a bad boyfriend. o.o)

What is the only thing you regret?

Rockstar (I WAS NEVER POPULAR LIKE THIS SONG SUGGESTS)

What makes you laugh?

Bagatelle in G Minor (O I IS L-ING O L!!!! T_T)

What makes you cry?

Kakashi (OH KAKASHI YOU MAKE ME SAD, YOU AND YOUR SPIKEY GREY HAIR)

Who will you marry one day?

My Best Friend's Girl (No. I am not lesbian.)

What scares you the most?

Jump in the Line (Apparently, I'm afraid of dancing. o.o)

Does anyone like you?

Don't Rock the Jukebox (sigh..........................)

If you could go back in time, what would you change?

I Will Stand (SIGH..................................)

What hurts you now?

That's Not How It Is (maybe the fact that a lot of guys tell me that it's not how it looks. SIGHHHHH!)

What will you name this post?

The Barber Of Seville: Overture

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21723833/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21723833/ Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:43:04 PST
Today, in 1963, U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson establishes the Warren Commission to investigate the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.

(sorry, i thought that one was really cool, so i pasted it hurr)

I share the same birthday as C.S. Lewis, Madeleine L'Engle, Howie Mandel (WHO IS CANADIAN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH), and Ashley Force (nice coincidence, i think).

Lawl I'mma shut up nao.

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21656089/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21656089/ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:53:55 PST .
oooh how i love to waste time.

Put your music library on shuffle. Post the first lines of the first 25 songs that come up. The game: Guess which songs the first lines are from! No looking them up or googling or anything. Names and artists, though if more than one artist did a song, I'll take any of them. Memory only!

Imma skip the instrumentals and the operas and the non-English stuff, just so you know. Oh, and also the really obscure stuff that NO ONE has heard of.

1. Seems like the other day/ My baby went away/ He went away 'cross the sea~ (btw, it's not by who you think it is)
2. Your empty walls/ Your empty walls (sorry, this one's boring.)
3. Hey porter/ Hey porter/ Would you tell me the time?/ How much longer will it be till we cross that Mason-Nixon line? (its an old one...)
4. When there's trouble you know who to caaaall/ TEEN TITANS! (as if this one is really hard to guess.)
5. Water for the thirsty/ Wholeness for the meek/ Shelter and foundation for the weak (you may not know this one.)
6. Makin' my way downtown/ Walking fast, face is past an' I'm homebound (lol its kinna old and lame.)
7. She keeps a moet et chandon/ In a pretty cabinet/ "Let them eat cake," she says/ Just like Marie Antoinette (if you don't know this one, i will personally make a point of how deprived you are.)
8. What have I done?/ What have I done?/ How could I be so blind?/ All is lost/ Where was I?/ Spoiled all/ Spoiled all (think Disney movie)
9. Come fly with me/ Let's fly, let's fly away/ if you can use/ Some exotic booze/ There's a bar in far Bombay (crooner!)
10. Lollipop/ Lollipop/ Oh, lolli-lolli-lolli (come ON!)
11. Well it's 8 o'clock in Boise Idahooo/ I found mah limo driver, mistah take us to the shooow (70's-ish)
12. I pack me case/ I check my face/ I look a little bit older/ I look a little bit colder (think of the band that everyone COUGHBRIANCOUGH dislikes)
13. Well my daddy left home when I was three/ And he didn't leave much to ma an' me/ Just this 'lone guitar and an empty bottle of booze (old country singer that EVERYONE listens to. same as #3)
14. Somewhere/ Beyond the sea/ Somewhere/ Waitin' for me/ My lover stands on golden sands/ And watches the ships that go sailin' (everyone knows this song. and if you don't know it... you should find it and listen to it. it is a classic. HINT: Finding Nemo end credits.)
15. Little surfer, little one/ Make my heart come all undone/ Do you love me?/ Do you surfer girl? (please tell me you know this one.)
16. They gonna put me in the movies/ They gonna make a big star outta me/ They'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely/ And all I gotta do is act naturally (COME ON PEOPLE.)
17. Let me take you down cuz I'm going to/ Strawberry fields (please.)
18. You gotta take a little time/ A little time to think things over/ I better read between the lines/ In case I need it when I'm older (i love this song. i want to know what it is. I JUST GAVE IT TO YOU.)
19. Sometimes in our lives/ We all have pain/ We all have sorrow/ But if we are wise/ We know that there's/ Always tomorrow (everyone needs to know this song or else. XD)
20. She said/ I know what it's like to be dead/ I know what it is to be sad/ And she's makin' me feel like I've never been born (...)
21. My grades are down from A's to B's/ I'm way behind in History/ I've lost myself in fantasies/ Of you and me together (hahah this one is old... and very poppy.)
22. Is this the real life?/ Is this just fantasy?/ Caught in a landslide/ No escape from reality... (it is SERIOUSLY not what you're thinking. think CRAZY.)
23. For the benefit of Mr. Kite/ There will be show tonight on trampoline! (.....>:T)
24. I've been cheated/ Been mistreated/ When will I be loved? (lol...)
25. I think I'm drownin'/ Asphyxiated/ I wanna break the spell/ That you've created (eh.)

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21573271/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21573271/ Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:37:57 PST 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!


IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Broke Food - Bill Engvall
(haha ooookay.)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Heart Turns to Stone - Foreigner
(are you saying that i'm easily heartbroken?!?!?.....well you're right. :[ )

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Fire On High - ELO
(oookay... totally weird, but okay. )

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
You Cheating Heart - Patsy Cline
(maybe it means that i'm starting to notice a certain someone's cheating heart...)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Crazy Times - Jars of Clay
(haha... "You're trying in vain." that's a line from the song. how depressing. XD)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Daniel - Elton John
(okay, now THIS is depressing.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
(now that's what i'm talkin' about!!! )

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
A Whole New World - Brad Kane & Lea Salonga
(*sigh*)

WHAT IS 2+2?
Hound Dog - Elvis Presley
(Hahaha i'm so smart.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Rose in Paradise - Waylon Jennings
(well, she is darned pretty. )

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
(he knows i'm here waiting for him. lol jk. XD)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Polkarama! - Weird Al Yankovic
(really now? maybe this means that i'm a gernerally hilarious person? XD)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Happy Together - The Turtles
(oh, how i wish...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Magical Mystery Tour - the Beatles
(huh... maybe it means that i'm so happy...? )

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
When - Shania Twain
(they think what they want when they want. o.o)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
The Ways of a Woman in Love - Johnny Cash
(well... not exactly my first choice, but whatevs.)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
It's the End of the World as We Know it! - REM
(hahahahahahahahahahahahaha how fitting. XD jay kayyy!)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Revolution 1 - The Beatles
(lol we all wanna change the world.)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Daddy's Eyes - The Killers
(i kinda do have my dad's eyes. well, half. mine are hazel and his are green. but it's no secret. XD)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
What You Need - INXS
(eveyone needs friends like mine. )

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
(lol i kinda believe in karma. but kinda not. haha it's weird. but karma don't scare me... at least not at the moment. o.o)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Beat It - Michael Jackson
(MICHAEL JACKSON'S GONNA DANCE ME TO DEATH! D8> SAVE ME!)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Leave Your Bourbon on the Shelf - The Killers
(i'm a minor, i don't drink. XP awesome song though.)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Male Model - Sleater-Kinney
(well, i do find male models kinda funny. hot, but funny.)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
I'm Not Coming to Your Party - 3 OH! 3
(i'd be sad if someone said that to me. baww...)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Sunshine On My Shoulders - John Denver
(d'aww... hopefully that means yes. =.= )

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Mississippi Queen - Mountain
(lol... makes no sense.)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
I Heard it Through the Grapevine - Creedence Clearwater Revival
(haha i wish.)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
I Want to Tell You - The Beatles
(tell who what?! o.o)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Sadness into Kindness - some Japanese band... Naruto opener, i think...
(lol i am starting to become more happy, as of late. )

WHAT WILL YOU POST... ]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21524090/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21524090/ Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:35:05 PST

If you like metal and you don't listen to them, go to youtube and get yourself acquainted... SRSLY.

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1. What does your DeviantArt name mean and why did you join this site?
Well, here's the thing: I used to like the song "Shpadoinkle Day" from that one musical... and one day, whilst trying to decide what I should name myself, I remembered that song. And in my stupidity, I thought that it was "Shpatoinkle Day." With a "t" instead of a "d." So now, I am Shpatoinkle. I'm pretty sure I joined because told me to.

2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
ooh, I was really into Naruto and Lord of the Rings and One Piece. Now, I'm not obsessed. In fact, I'm not really into any fandoms right now... wait! Unless there's one for Scrubs, Doctor Who, and Flapjack. 8D

3. How many watchers do you have now?
49. D':

4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA:
, , and :]

5. Do you comment, fav, or both?
I usually just fav and run. But only because I've got limited time on the compy. Buuut if there's like an amazing piece of work that screams for a comment, I do so. ;]

6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on DA?
Nope. :/ I draw for my own pleasure... and for newpaper, too. XD

7. What is your most popular deviation?
Out of my stuff? Hmmm... I'm pretty sure it was [link] cuz it has the most views and favs of all my stuff. :/

8. What are you favorite non-anime TV shows?
Doctor Who, House, Scrubs, Lost, Chuck. :3

9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
Profiles, hands, and legs. :/

10. Summer or winter?
I'm partial to autumn. >8P

11. Rain or Sun?
Sun when it's windy and rain when it's cloudy. I mean, come on! Clouds just scream for attention, so just bring on the rain!

12. What's your favorite type of music?
I like everything! Even some rap! Hahaha Afroman.

13. PC or Mac?
I'm a PC.

14. Anime or Manga?
I prefer reading to television, so I'll go with manga. Not like I read it that much anymore, anyways. :/

15. Coke or Pepsi?
I prefer Pepsi over Coke. But I don't really care for them.

16. Read or TV?
I have this like... internal calendar that determines when I want to read and when I want to just sit around and watch TV. :<

17. How many hours a day do you spend on DA?
Ehh not as much as I spend on Facebook, apparently. (Some kid at school is writing a yearbook brief about how "obsessed" with Facebook I am. *fumes*)

18. Name a hidden talent
Making funny noises. Ask anyone I know irl, they'll tell you.

19. Flash or traditional cartoons?
I like traditional better, cuz you can tell when you see it that they animator put their blood, sweat, and tears into it.

20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Hmm... maybe Panda Express.

21. What are top 3 favorite books?
Flipped, Night, and Lord of the Flies.

22. Wii or Playstation?
Playstation. Wii is for wussies. That's why Wii and wussy both start with the letter "w". Playstations are for PWNINATORS!

23. Name 3 of your favorite bands musicians/groups.
Aerosmith, The Killers, and The Beatles.

24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
Fastish. My mom doesn't like how loud I type. (I type loudly cuz I type quickly. XD)

25. Do you like Denny's?
Ehh I haven't been there in ages... but I remembered that I used to love it.
<... ]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21349162/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21349162/ Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:06:16 PST
[x] gotten kissed (this is bad... how?)
[x] gotten a phone taken away in class (from ym stupid freshman english teacher... >:T)
[ ] gotten suspended (lol i'm a good kid~)
[x] gotten caught chewing gum (got a detention for it. the teacher made me do slave labor, too!!!)
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test (me? cheat on a test? never! people cheat off of me! Lol but that was freshman year. and only like.. once. XD)
Total so far: 3

[ ] arrived late to class more than 5 times (just once this year.. and it was for zero period. :/)
[ ] didn't do homework over 5 times (pshhh...)
[ ] turned at least 3 projects in late (as i said before, im a good student!)
[x] missed school just because you felt like it (only cuz my parents let me!!! it's only once a year.. under the name of "Mental Health Day."
[ ] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 4

[x] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school (for legit reasons, of course!)
[x] text people during class (*evil laughter* I'm such a txt-ninja.)
[x] passed notes (pshhh who doesn't?!)
[x] threw stuff across the room (haha got detention for it, too.)
[x] laughed at the teacher (he cracks jokes all the time!)
Total so far: 9

[x] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal (ehh i think i was yelling at vigil today. cough, i mean staff sergeant VAGISIL!)
[x] took pictures during school hours (i brought my camera to school today. they called me obsessed with taking pictures...)
[x] called someone during school hours (it was during break...
[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours (pshh are you kidding me?! everyone does that!! if you don't mark this one, you must be lying!)
[x] skipped a class period (Tried to last year, but i got dragged back to class.)
Total So Far: 14

[x] threw something at the teacher (not intentionally.)
[x] went outside the classroom without permission (dont need it in bio. just went to the restroom.)
[ ] broke the dress code
[ ] failed a class (lolno.)
[x] ate food during class (i ate a pumpkin cookie today during AP Euro.)
Total So Far: 17

[x] gotten a call from school (yeah cuz they accused me of ditching. WHICH I WASN'T!)
[ ] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly (good student here, remember?!)
[x] didn't take your stuff to school (pshh... so im forgetful..)
[ ] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking (i generally dont use "the finger.")
total so far: 19

[ ] faked your parents signature (i remember a friend getting in trouble for it, so i dont even bother. its not like i need anything signed thats bad, anyways. CUZ IM A GOOD STUDENT!)
[x] slept in class (what, i only had two hours of sleep the night before!)
[x] cursed at your teacher (i had to cuz it was for drama and it was during a monologue. XD)
[ ] copied homework
[ ] got in trouble with the principal-the vice principal
total So Far: 20

Multiply by 3 = 60

Grand total: 60%... hmm that's lame.

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21266600/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21266600/ Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:15:57 PDT 's page and I feel like procrastinating.

Do you eat eggs?
Yeah...

Have you ever been to Iowa?
Uhh... Nope.

What did you last eat?
A coupla french fries. o.o

If you had to date a famous person, who would it be?
Hmm... I don't think I'd want to date a famous person. :T They're all way too old for me anyways.

Have you ever tried illegal drugs?
Hahaha of course not. I'd like to not ruin my life, thanks.

Do you care about politics?
I suppose.

Have you ever made out with one of your top friends?
Yes. Only cuz we were together at the time. :/

Have you ever dyed your hair?
Nope. I'm au natural~

Have you ever dated someone way older than you?
Uhh he was like 3 or 4 years older than me at that point. Ewww...

Have you ever been in a play?
Yup. Grease, baby!

Do you like clowns?
Nooo they scare me... DX

Does your mom fart in front of you?
No. o.O

Did you ever trip over your shoe laces?
Knowing how clumsy I am, I wouldn't be surprised if I have.

Ever had your driver's license suspended?
No, I don't even have one.

What is your favorite ice cream?
I don't really eat ice cream too much.

Have you ever had a wart?
Not that I know of...

What do you wear to bed?
Why do you want to know? CREEPER!

Would you ever dye your hair purple?
No! XD

Have you ever cheated on a bf/gf?
Never have, never will.

Do you know what your IQ is?
I don't remember specifically, but I do recall that it's like significantly lower than my sister's IQ, or something.

What do you eat for breakfast?
Scrambled eggs, toast, and bacon. Rather generic, aren't we?

How many children do you want?
Maybe two... a boy and a girl.

What is the last book you read?
Catcher in the Rye.

Have you answered all of these questions honestly so far?
Of course. I have no reason to lie.

Have you ever kissed someone who smoked?
Uhh no. Not to my knowledge.

Have you ever been drunk?
Nah, I just have sips of my dad's alcohol from time to time. Which is rarely.

Do you have brown shoes?
I think I have some brown flats...

Have you ever touched an elephant?
Uhh...? O_O

Have you ever spent the night in the hospital?
Yeah, when I broke my leg the summer of sixth grade.

Has anyone ever under-estimated your intelligence?
I think so. I only know because they told me straight up that they thought I was stupid and apparently I'm not as stupid as they thought I was.

Could you date someone of another religion?
Ehh, I would, but it'd be really wierd. :/

Do you have any siblings? Are they older/younger?
Yeah, is 13. I think... XD jay kay.

What is one thing that all of your ex's have in common?
Hm... maybe the fact that I've cried over all of them for a total of 10 hours or more. Not all at once, but if you add it all up, it's a lot. :/

What was your first pet?
It was either our cornish rex cat, Elvis or our demon white cat named... ugh, what was her name? She hated me.

Where were you born?
Los Angeles, CA

Have you ever moved to a different state?
I've never moved.

Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes. I don't wanna get into it. :/

Do you believe in soul mates?
Sure, I guess...

Have you ever lived in a house with a basement?
No... (okay, these questions are losing creativity...)

Do you have any pets?
Yeah:
-Bonnie, pug
-Faith, ragdoll cat
-Ginger, wiener dog
-Molly, kitten
-Larry, african grey parrot
-Aero, betta
-Franz, betta ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21240089/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21240089/ Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:48:43 PDT
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i was gonna be like a panda/penguin or something, but that seemed a little too lame on my part.

i really wanna dress up, but i don't have enough time to make a costume. :/

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21060582/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/21060582/ Sun, 19 Oct 2008 09:49:29 PDT . Mwahahaha~



Are you male or female?
Beauty and the Beast - Angela Lansbury (Hmm... I assume I'm a female... but I'm a beast of a female!)

Describe yourself!
All I Ever Wanted - Basshunter (All I ever want was to see you smilin'~ Aww I really like this song. Maybe it's saying that I love to see my loved ones happy! )

What do people feel when they're around you?
Double Vision - Foreigner (Hahaha I'm so ugly I make people have double vision... XDDD jay kayyy~)

Describe your current relationship.
Savages - Alan Menken & Stephen Schwartz (It's from Pocahontas... Ehh... My love life ain't savage! XP)

Where would you like to be now?
Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd (Yeah, I'd like to be flyin' as free as a bird. >w<

How do you feel about love?
Best of My Love - The Eagles (Hahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAH!)

What's your life like?
Get Ready for This - 2 Unlimited (Lol maybe this means that I adapt easily? Lol I HAVE NO IDEA~)

What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Dance, Dance, Dance - Steve Miller Band (I'd wish that I could dance. No, seriously. I can't dance. )

Say something wise.
Sinners - Little Brother From the Ladykillers soundtrack (We are all sinners. Man, I almost forgot. Thank you, Little Brother.)

If someone says "is this okay?" you say...
Stomp to My Beat! - idk, its from DDR (PUMP IT, PUMP IT, ALL NIGHT!! Lol...)

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Heartaches by the Number - Guy Mitchell (Awww I hate heartache. :/)

How do you feel today?
Jocko Homo - Devo (Are we not men? WE ARE DEVO! Hahah I'm hyper, if anything. D. E. V. O.)

What is your motto?
Across the Universe - Jim Sturgess (I'd love to slip away across the universe. JAI GURU DAVA OM! Nothin's gonna change my world...)

What do you think of your parents?
Ievan's Polkka - Loituma (I LOVE THIS SONG. I LOVE MY PARENTS? lololololo!)

What do you think about very often?
Got to Get You Into My Life - The Beatles (Hahaha I need to see my friends more often. )

What is 2 + 2?
Girl - The Beatles (Still you don't regret a single day~ Ah, giiiirl... Haha I suck at math anyways.)

What do you think of your best friend?
Down on the Corner - Creedence Clearwater Revival (Hm... My bestie isn't a hooker. XD)

What do you think of the person you like?
Ready for Love/After Lights - Mott the Hoople (o.o)

What is your life story?
It's Not Over - Daughtry (My life isn't over? Or what? Haha IT'S NOT OOOOVERRRRR~ Try to do it right this time around~ This love is killin' me, but you're the only one~ nanananana~)

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Working for the Weekend - Loverboy (I want to work on weekends? Ughhh I want those off, man! Srsly! Wait... Unless I can work with The Todd. Then I wouldn't mind. Haha BANANA HAMMOCKS~)

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Tell Her Tonight - Franz Ferdinand (OMG MY MAN IS GONNA TELL ME A SECRET! OH NOEZ!)

What will they play at your funeral?
Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye - Steam (Haha how lame. I want them to play Free Bird!)

What is your hobby/interest?
Oh! Look at Me Now - Frank Sinatra (I'm not the girl who cares about fortunes and such, never cared much, ooooh look at me now~ I never knew the technique of kissin', I never knew the thrill I could get from your touch, never knew much ooooh look at me now~ HAHAHAH!)

What is your biggest fear?
City is at War - Cobra Starship (Hm.. I never really liked war... It's interesting to learn about, though. Don't really fear it... o.o)

What is your biggest secret?
Everybody Loves a Loser - Morcheeba (Lol, people call me a loser and say they love me. It's so totally true. XD)

What do you think of your friends?
Auf Achse - Franz Ferdinand (Aww what a sad song for me to view my friends with. :/)

What will you post this as?
Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz (Lol sure, whatever.)

RULES:
1.Put Your itunes, windows media player, MP3player, etc on Shuffle
2.For each question,... ]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/20939162/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/20939162/ Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:10:11 PDT
If someone catches it, just tell me and I'll do an art request for you. ;]

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Then I'd prolly be a better singer.


RUHS WON 23-22 TO CULVER CITY!!!!

GO BIG RED!!!

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Lee. Hands down.

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?

JirTsu, ShikaTem, NaruHina

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

nope. nooo thank you.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

Nuh uh.

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise.

I have a bunch of mangas, a Kyuubi Naruto plush (from ) and other miscellaneous stuff.

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character?

Nope. I used to think I would end up with James from Team Rocket. He was my OTL.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina, indubidubly.

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

Ehh, I prefer neither.

9) Which team is your favorite?

Team Asuma

10) Do you support the Obito theory?

Ehhh kinda. More so than the Madara theory. :T

11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father theory?

I did think so. And I still do. Dude, update this quiz. >_>

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Kisame. Cuz he's a shark. I like sharks. Nom nom nom.

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Pshh anti-Saskay all da way!

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Ehh most of em.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far?

Nope, I start reading it at random points in the story.

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Hahah I guess it's possible.

17) Sub or dub?

Subs, homiez.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Welllll I kinda used to dislike her, but after she sliced her ugly hair down, she started to appear kinda cool to me, thus earning my respect.

19) Tobi Annoying or funny?

A little of both, really.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yep, and I think it's pretty lame.

21) Gai Sexy beast or ugly nerd?

Do you have to ask? LOL

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?

I remember thinking that Neji was a girl the first time I saw the Naruto dub.

23) Rock Lee weird or awesome?

Awesome! A little weird, but I love that. :]

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?

Lee.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?

Some of them... But I haven't read one in ages.

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?

I used to.

27) Do you like lemons?

Ehh I tend to avoid them most of the time.

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Yeah... it's so awesome. XD

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?

Hahah I love that... I've seen three episodes.

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?

YESSS! I LOVES THEM!

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yeah! I was so proud.

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?

YEAH! It's always fun when someone recognizes some random character midway thru drawing it.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?'

Yeah, and now that teacher appreciates manga.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?

Well knowledge of it and other animes and such kinda help me to familiarize myself with people.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Haha I had no money to begin with.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Kinda... but not for the ecchi... only for the storyline, I swear!

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Noooope. Falso.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art?

Uhh... *looks around* Yeah?

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?

No. "Sasuke" and "sexy" never occur in the same sentence. Except for "Sasuke is not sexy."

40) Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yeah, quite a few. :]

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Nah. I hide my love for it.

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And tomorrow? Yeah, I'm gonna go and Brawl with , , and Austin.

BAM.

I'm so freaking tired.

But at least I finished my Euro homework. -_-

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]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/19633960/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/19633960/ Mon, 28 Jul 2008 01:45:23 PDT 's journal... :> post the thumbnail if you're a subscriber, or the link if you aren't subscribed. Please do it, it's fun! :]

RULES:
1) Answer the questions below
2) Take each answer and type it into dA search box
3) Take a deviation from the first page of results (may use ' popular' or 'newest' ) and post thumb (for subscribers) or link (non-subscribers)
4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you


1. The age you will be on your next birthday:

[link]

Aww so cute

2. A place you'd like to travel:

[link]

This is really creative!

3. Your favorite place:

[link]

I put in "with friends" heheh...

4. Your favorite object:

[link]

Heheh my iPod's a video.

5. Favorite food:

[link]

Aw this is pretty cute.

6. Your favorite animal:

[link]

Heehee I totally want this. :>

7. Your favorite color:

[link]

This is truly interesting! They used the orange peels exquisitly.

8. The town/state/etc in which you live:

[link]

I entered "California" and it gave me a close place to where I live! I love Santa Monica.

9. Name of past pet:

[link]

I wanted to do my old goldfish, Miss Lovey, but nothing relevant came up. I miss Mabel... We had to put her to sleep cuz she tried to maul two people. One of them was me. :c

10. A dream come true:

[link]

Heehee~<3

11. Your nickname/screenname:

[link]

I don't even smoke... The girl that gave me the nickname does, though. XD

12. Middle name:

[link]

My hair used to be that short. XP

13. Favorite Smell:

[link]

I am a salt-water lady~ :>

14. Bad habit of yours:

[link]

My face looks like that sometimes... Curse my Irish temper and German irritability!

15. Your first job:

[link]

I'm a good student who keeps her thoughts on paper. X]

16. Favourite Movie:

[link]

I couldn't pick just one... So I went for a trilogy! ;]

17. What are you doing right now?

[link]

Nothing much to do at 1:30 in the morning.

18. Whats The Weather Like?

[link]

The weather isn't magical, it's warm.

19. Favourite Sport:

[link]

Me like hockey!
I'll give you a big hug i... ]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/19584918/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/19584918/ Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:31:58 PDT
IT MADE ME HAPPY.

MY FACE LOOKED LIKE THIS --->

SORRY FOR THE CAPSLOCK, BUT I'M JUST SO HAPPY.

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/19510438/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/19510438/ Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:26:40 PDT 's page! It's cute, huh?







(If you can't tell, that's a bu... ]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/19472266/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/19472266/ Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:37:43 PDT


Well, I think that today's epsiode was a really good interpretation of a play's interpretation of an actual event. (if that made any sense... ^^) Being a drama geek, it was kind of ironic that I found it to be good. XP Althoooough, I must admit that the play's story could have been more... appealing..?

I must admire their show of bending. The use of ribbons to portray fire/lightning bending was pretty smart!

HAHAH! As much as I love Aang...

ZUTARA: 1 KATAAG: 0

LOLOLOLOL

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** This guy writes some pretty dang awesome lyrics and poems. His poems can be sad, happy, or whatever! They definatly are void of boring material! He's a cool dude, so be nice and comment! ;]

** Mah sista from anotha mista! To put it bluntly, my friend here likes to draw horses. Don't you dare challenge her to a horse-drawing battle, cuz you'll most likely lose horribly. >D

** Well, this girl is my literal sister, but what the hey? She does some cute drawings and has a colorful picture of Captain K'nuckles from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack on her page! C:

** A magnificent photographer, indeed! Cosi likes to take beautiful pictures and be an awesome artist! :3

** Cosi's twin is also an amazing photographer! She knows darn well what great subject matter is! :]]


If I didn't feature you and you deserve to be featured, just know that I'm working thru my watcher list.

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I know my voice isn't very exciting
But I try my best, so you can accept it
You can fall asleep, I really don't mind
I'd be happy to be your lullaby

I wish you could do the same for me
but you're too excited and you're too busy

So I sing you to sleep
Even though you don't like it
I just sing you to sleep
The only time you're at home

But you're too excited and you're too busy
You don't sleep 'cause that's just who you are
Well I'm just lonely and I'm just depressed
And I don't sleep 'cause I know who you are

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/19404621/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/19404621/ Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:16:24 PDT
All I really have to say is that I'm really gonna miss Sparky-Sparky-Boom Man. D':

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/19362078/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/19362078/ Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:03:45 PDT
RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Ashley needs to keep wearing stuff like this. (yeah, I'm wearing a nerdy t-shirt and my cute jeans. whaaatever.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Ashley looks like a mermaid, a stripper mermaid that is picture published by lovelyrunner4. (D8 I LOOK LIKE A STRIPPER MERMAID???? IS THAT BAD???)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Ashley from the Pussycat Dolls says hi to her fans. (I don't listen to the Pussycat Dolls. :/ Gooood job, team.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Ashley wants to know what we're doing. (Yeah! What exactly are you doing, huh??)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: (inaplicable)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Ashley hates Zac's girlfriend. (Yeah, Zac, I hate your girlfriend. D< )

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Ashley asks, Does the show get to me? I do detach myself from the show. At the beginning, it wasn't so easy for me. Once I had kids. (Uhm... Ooookay. Maybe I do watch Scrubs too much, geez...)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: (inaplicable)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Ashley likes Zac. (Too bad, Zac's girlfriend. >:/ )

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Ashley eats Pokemon. (...Dang. I kinda miss that one Pikachu. But I ate him.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Ashley Wears the Turban (sort of). (I only sort of wear a turban? How can you partially wear something like a turban???)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Ashley was arrested for shooting Tom, who was lying in the alley. (O.O wooah.. I'm a bad girl. D8 )

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I don't get to go. D':

Pleeease, please, please, please post pictures if you went! I'm so sad. :C

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

In other news, these mah f'ends. C:



And these mah famly. :])
http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/19038705/ Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:39:05 PDT ... heheheh.

Info
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4. - 5'6, bitches.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes. -sometimes? that's an understatement.
[x] I have many scars. -one on my chin, one on my head, one on my self-esteem.
[ ] I tan easily. -I burn easily... I can burn when it's cloudy.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo. -pshhhh.... maybe someday.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. -It doesn't need much of an explanation.
[x] I have/I've had braces. -Mhm... I just got them tightenened. roarrr..
[x] I wear glasses. -I just lost them. heheh.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free -please, there are people who have severe physical mutations that deserve surgery more than someone who wants bigger boobs.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. -Kinda creepy, but ooookay.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles. -I have freckles on my freckles.

Family/Home Life
[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday. -I like a challenge.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school. -GO RUHS...! Wooohooo...ooo...
[ ] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school. -What can I say, stoner-Science is easy.
[x] I almost always do my homework. -All my slacker friends call me a goody-goody.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. -*rubs neck nervously*
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. -On accident!!
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing. -Unfortunately, it's a regularly occuring occasion.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public. -In drama. Everyone wanted to see the hole in the butt of my pants!!! UGHHH!! D'X

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples. -My chin and head
[x] I've broken a bone -My right leg. Now it's shorter than the other one.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox. -I got the shot, so only one spot came up.
[ ] I've had measles

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. -I slept thru most of the trip, luckily.
[x] I've been on a plane. -To Sacramento and Virginia for my east coast trip.
[ ] I've been to Canada. -Soon! TWO MORE MONTHS!!
[x] I've been to Mexico. -I'm on the Mexican radiooo. dududududu... I wish I was in Tijuana eatin' barbecued iguanaaa... lolololol I love that song.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe. -I wish. D:
[ ] I've been to Africa. -I'm gonna go for a mission trip sometime.

Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star. -When I was on a grassy cliff on Catalina Island. It would have been romantic, but I was in seventh grade with all my classmates. hahaha
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. -Very fun.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. -IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!! Poor Hunter..
[x] I've been to a casino. -Who hasn't?
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle. -I get my kisses from my boyfriend. Don't need no game.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. -coughI'mlactoseintolerantcough
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play. -GREASE! With ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/18594892/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/18594892/ Sat, 31 May 2008 14:21:28 PDT
i got, "I yelled at a surfer because I can." heheh... *yells at science teacher*

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

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]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/18583248/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/18583248/ Fri, 30 May 2008 19:59:50 PDT
1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
uhh... (JP), (Chloe), or (Fish Tacoooo)

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
i try to. but sometimes im complelled to just leave it in a parking space. :B

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
uhh... i don't really like talking a whole lot. sometimes i go a whole day without saying anything at school. home is different cuz i have a little sister. XD

4. Do you take compliments well?
hehe i usually just say "Awwww, thank you!!!" and blush.

5. Do you play Sudoku?
not anymore. i suck at it. heheh.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
uhh... maybe. i've had some minor experience. and i know a bit about what's edible and what isnt. and i'd know how to make fire.

7. What song are you listening to right now?
Highway Song by System of a Down lolololol

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
uh... like organzied camps.... i've never been camping, though.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
i loved playing red rover. and jump-roping. and pokemon yellow version!!!

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
i don't know... my current bf is Catholic, and im Christian... and they're pretty similar.. :\

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
well i used to pursue... but apparently, according to mah big bro, i'm pursueable! :]]]

14. Use three words to describe yourself.
geeky, awkward, easy-to-screw-over

15. Do any songs make you cry?
not really. unless they remind me of my last boyfriend and what he did to me.

16. Are you continuing your education?
well i certainly plan on it.

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
nope. but i watch enough t.v. to make an accurate guess.

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you'd grab?
my family and pets? all at once?

19. How often do you read books?
almost all the time. i always have a novel in my purse.

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
the past, nowadays.

21. What is your favorite children's book?
Baby Baluga… (does anyone else remember this book? It had a song that went with it!)

22. What color are your eyes?
Hazel… Brown and green. Yaaaaaay green!

23. How tall are you?
5’ 6.5" I GREW A HALF-INCH! lol jp is freakin' 6'4"... XD he's like two heads taller than me! heehee! *hugs him*

24. Where is your dream house located?
in redondo beach. or in italy. broad spectrum, yes, i know.

27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
No, but i totally want to!!!!

28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
i don't even know...

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
school. i go to school 2 cities away from where i live. heheh.

32. Do you like mustard?
i used to hate it, but i now love it. :]

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
i love sleeping... but i also love eating! if there wasn't any aftermath to a feast, i'd take the feast, then sleep it all off... XDDD

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
yes, i do like my mom and my dad. XP

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
maybe 5 to 10 minutes.

3... ]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/18582060/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/18582060/ Fri, 30 May 2008 18:39:23 PDT . im bored. not bad.

[] smoked weed or cigs..
[] consumed alcohol..
[] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.. (sleepover! with chuckleZ!)
[x]made out with someone of the opposite sex.. (i don't like thinking back to those days, thanks.)
[] made out with someone of the same sex.. (ew...i'm straight, thanks.)
[x] had someone in your room of the opposite sex. (again, don't like to think back about it...)
[] watched porn
[] bought porn
[] done drugs..

TOTAL: 3 (oooh big whoop. )

[x] taken pain killers...
[] taken someone elses prescription medicine.
[x] lied to your parents.. (hahah. back in fourth grade, i lied about when i got a bad grade on a big test. lololol)
[x] lied to a friend.. (for their safety, i assure you. tho it was a long time ago and i don't lie to my friends at all now.)
[] snuck out of the house..
[x] done something illegal..(i stole m&m's when i was six. lol)
[] cut yourself. (coughlolcough)
[x] hurt someone... (my old bestie crystal. i used to pinch her. now i look back and go, wow what a jerk.)
[] wished someone to die..
[] seen someone die..

TOTAL: 5 (omg-izzlez~!)

[] missed curfew.. (do i even go out of the house? XD)
[x] stayed out all night. (only for like, lock-ins and other organized stuff.)
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself... (what, it was a ben & jerry's! it's not that big! and i was depressed! i need my comfort food, sometimes! D8 )
[] been to a therapist..
[] been to rehab..
[] dyed your hair
[] recieved a ticket..
[x] been in a wreck.. (as in car crash? when i was younger. lol my parents were driving. )
[] been to a club..

TOTAL: 3


[] been to a wild party..
[] seen the Mardi Gras..
[] had a summer break in Florida..
[] sniffed anything.. (uh, i've smelled MJ when i was walking by this dude. didn't do it tho.
[x] wore black nail polish.. (how is this considered 'bad'? lol???)
[] wore arm bands..
[x] wore t-shirts with band names.. (...?)
[x] listened to rap.. (haha eminem. XD)
[] own a 50 cent cd..

TOTAL: 3


[x] dressed gothic. (*laughs* eighth grade, man...)
[] dressed prep.
[x] dressed punk... (my usual attire can be considered slightly punk sometimes.)
[] dressed grunge..
[x] stole something.. (uhh... m&m's!?!?!?)
[] been too drunk to remember anything.
[] blacked out.
[x] fainted.. (yeah in drama right after a rehearsal for Grease. i stumbled badly and everything went black for a few moments. it was scary! D': kevin let me have his water. what a nice boy. lol i hadnt eaten anything for the past day and a half.)
[] had a crush on your neighbor.. (all my neighbors are over the age of 40. o.O )
[] had someone sneak into your room

TOTAL: 4

[] snuck into someone else's room..
[] had a crush on someone of the same sex
[x] been to a concert.. (haha shania twain, brad paisley, brooks & dunn, big & rich. all country, so shut up! DX )
[] dry humped someone..(nope, but i've been dry-humped...)
[x] been called a slut.. (well he called me a whore, but it's all the same, right?)
[x] called someone a slut... (well it was true... jeez, she was wearing latex and fishnets... >_> )
[] installed speakers in your car..
[] broke a mirror.. (lol nope. )
[] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house..
[x] brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush.. (i'd rather not remember that. >:C)

TOTAL: 4

[] consider ludacris a rapper.. (hehe i dont listen to ludacris.)
[] seen an R rated movie in theaters.. (first R rated movie i've seen was in my eighth grade history class! Glory!!!)
[x] cruised the mall... (hasn't everybody...?)
[x] skipped school… (hey, my parents allowed it. )
[x] had an eating disorder.. (*frown*)
[x] had an injury.. (broke my leg... D: )
[] gone to court..
[] walked out of a restaurant without p... ]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/18405211/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/18405211/ Mon, 19 May 2008 19:07:39 PDT
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YOO WATCH TOO?

YOO TELL MEE?


lolcats FTW.

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/18278784/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/18278784/ Sun, 11 May 2008 18:34:40 PDT
You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now ... here he comes!

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined when you were young

Can we climb this mountain
I don't know
Higher now than ever before
I know we can make it if we take it slow
Let's take it easy
Easy now, watch it go

We're burning down the highway skyline
On the back of a hurricane that started turning
When you were young
When you were young

And sometimes you close your eyes
and see the place where you used to live
When you were young

They say the devil's water, it ain't so sweet
You don't have to drink right now
But you can dip your feet
Every once in a little while

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now here he comes

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined when you were young
(He talks like a gentlemen, like you imagined when)
When you were young

I said he doesn't look a thing like Jesus
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But more than you'll ever know


it's cuz my ex was... like that... he talked nicely and kinda did look like Jesus... o.o.... but yeah... *wallows in self pity*

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/18258795/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/18258795/ Sat, 10 May 2008 14:24:35 PDT 's journal that a man starved a dog as a piece of art. Puh-leez, people... get a heart and realize that it is WRONG to kill innocence incarnate!

here's the info page... AND PICS AS WELL! [link]

and here's the petition against that madman! I SIGNED IT! You should too! ... [link]

What a heartless, sick man. He should jus'... URGG!! *rips up an imaginary piece of paper in anger*
THAT MAN SHOULD NOT CALL HIMSELF AN ARTIST!!!!

Please, go to the links above... That dog died in AGONY, as said on the page. Do you doubt it? Go look at the poor dog. It's a skeleton with fur. *seethe*

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/17066218/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/17066218/ Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:38:48 PST
also, as an fyi, i'm over my ex boyfriend and am no longer depressed over him...

cuz i've got a new guy on my mind to be depressed about... *sigh*

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/15868308/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/15868308/ Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:23:17 PST
i am in need of some ideas for Christmas gift art for those of you that desire it. and for those of you that don't celebrate Christmas, and you want a giftart, it could be a Hanukkah or Kwaanza or whatever-thing-it-is-that-you-celebrate gift.
(and by the way, sorry if i misspelled those two celebrations... i'll have you know that i suck at spelling. D: )

omg... i stayed up for 24 full hours... and i was running on 3 hours of sleep and coffee all day! homg that was tiring!

alsoooo... happy happy burfdae to !!! her bday is on the 11th, so go and wish her a happy burfdae, yoo gaiz.

Love, peace, and chicken grease,
Ash

(love, peace, and chicken grease is copyrighted to my friend, so no stealing!!!!!!)

^_~

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/15209180/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/15209180/ Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:24:51 PDT
Alsoooo... Lexy-chuan~ I still need to color your lineart, and I personally think it's the cutest big-eyed-chibi that I've done so far. :B

LOVE, PEACE, AND MUCH JOYNESS!!,
Ash

*does the happy dance*

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/15047885/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/15047885/ Sat, 13 Oct 2007 18:13:01 PDT
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this
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come on, people. I don't care if you're for abortion, just don't slander here... I think it's killing, and if you look at it, it really is. Teenagers shouldn't even be getting knocked up anyways, so don't do it if you're not willing to take care of the baby that you might have.

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/14963425/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/14963425/ Sun, 07 Oct 2007 22:40:12 PDT ...

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (I HATE that show)
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. (nani???)
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (guilty...)
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total = 1 (woah... imma teensie bit British, i am!)

Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year. (if i could, id walk around barefoot...)
[x] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops. (on occasion... then i end up embarassing myself...)
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll. (heheh.. i know now.)
[x] You love the beach. (minus the part when the cun turns me into jerky, )
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. (goodness.. its horrible!! i hate it! it just slips sometimes...)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. (A what now?)
[ ] You have an Australian something (haha no. but i could go for a flag... )
Total = 5 (i is a aussie, yays!)

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. (looks too scary... D: )
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. (if my grandma was a dude, then it would...)
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (i guess.)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. (mmhmmmm...)
[x] You know Italian songs. (a few~)
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (blackish-brown hair and hazel eyes...)
[x] You speak some Italian. (only a few words..)
[x] You are under 5'10''. (5'6"... or was it 5'7")
[x] You know what a Italian horn is (vaguely...)
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!! (i dont like pizza... but pizza pwns!!!)
[x] You talk with your hands. (anyone that i know IRL can vouch for me... *sigh*)
Total = 9 (i take great pride in my Italian heritage, yes i do... *waves hands around*)

Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember. (if only you knew...)
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (i know enough to keep a convo going for about ten minutes... >.>
[x] You like tacos. (sure, who doesn't?)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (NEEEEVAAAARRRRRRRR!!1!)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (only all the time!)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 4 (wait till i tell my espanol teacher!! *sarcastic optimism*

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered. (You have noooo idea...)
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily. (what does that have to do with anything?)
[x] Rain is fun for you. (i luff rain, yes.)
[ ] You get into contests all the time. (not enough to mark the 'x'
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (I can only SURVIVE in cold weather)
Total = 4 (yays! )

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. (lolno)
[x] You have a bad temper. (yoooou betcha!)
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (yays! so that's where the 'an' in my last name comes from...)
[ ] You have blue or green eyes. (naw... but green eyes would be nice...)
[x] You like the color green. (OMG FAVE COLOR!!)
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's Day Party. (only once or twice.)
[x] You have a family member from Ireland. (sure... paternal granddaddy was Irish, i think...)
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles. (*hides face* Nuuuuuu... D: )
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing. (only when its the whole family does it include beer... but that was only once.. and singin... ]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/14720625/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/14720625/ Thu, 20 Sep 2007 19:56:50 PDT
also, i may be getting a car soon... even though i wont be able to drive until March next year, we're lookin' at some cool cars... my favorite of the possible ones is a 1978 green El Camino... :joy: It's soooo beautiful.

mucho love,
Ash

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/14650239/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/14650239/ Sat, 15 Sep 2007 20:23:00 PDT
[nicknames]: Ash, Lari, Charlotte
[bday]: November 29th
[birthplace]: Los Angeles, CA…
[hair color]: dark brown… almost black.
[eye color]: hazel
[righty/lefty]: righty..
[heritage]: Italian, Canadian, French, German, Irish
[weakness]: my self-esteem
[fears]: being alone, spiders, blood
[your thoughts first waking up]: ‘Mmm… one more hour, mom…’
[best physical feature]: nothing… but some people say that they love my freckles… >.>;
[bedtime]: whenever I feel like it

[FAVORITES]:

[food]: yakisoba, at the moment… :B
[drink]: water… agua… vasser… H2O…
[band]: *shrug* I dunno…
[type of music]: anything that sounds good, yes.
[instant messaging service]: AIM
[color]: green and orange. :3
[book]: I dunno. I’ve read plenty of books, so I can’t decide.
[sport]: uhhh… I like to watch the contact sports… like hockey and football. I like watching people get tackled.
[country]: I dunno. *shrug*
[state]: Hmm… Virginia is really pretty.
[city]: I loooooved New York City. It’s so fun to be there.
[place to go on a vacation]: Hawai’i, France, Italy, Australia, Japan (yoooshh!!!)
[candy]: err… chocolate, I guess. But only on occasion.
[ice cream]: I’d prefer strawberry gelato. It’s a lot healthier. :B
[shoe brand]: Vans… or just plain old flip-flops
[tv show]: House M.D., LOST, Mythbusters
[place for a date]: never been on a date, but I’d go anywhere that my boyfriend would want to go.
[animal]: maybe wolves… or toucans…
[vegetable]: cauliflower
[cartoon]: hm… I dunno… a lot of animes, though.
[school subject]: so far, I really really like Drama 1-2…
[toy]: my iPod and PS2… :B


[DO YOU]:

[have a bf/gf]: I wish… but he said that there would be pain in the end and that he couldn’t bear to see me sad.
[have a crush on someone]: why yes. Yes, I do.
[drive]: not yet. but this time next year, I will be.
[have a car]: nope. we’re already looking for possible cars.
[have siblings]: yes.
[sing in the shower]: yes. especially when I feel sad.
[dance around the house]: only when I’m home alone.
[plan to go to college]: well, if an Art institute counts, then yeah.
[want to get married]: ….yeah. Of course.
[want to have kids]: maybe… *wistful sigh*
[want to be president]: nokthxbai
[want to be famous]: not really.
[habla espanol]: Si. Como te llamas, mi amogos/amigas?
[think you could live w/o a comp]: sure… but I’d prolly go into withdrawal. D’:
[take a shower every day]: I try to. but if I wake up too late I can’t.
[like school]: I love high school, yes. 8D
[believe in yourself]: I have no self esteem, thx.
[get motion sickness]: not often.
[think you're attractive]: nope. but I’m told otherwise. but who’s to know if they’re lying?
[think you're a health freak]: I dunno…. >.>
[like thunderstorms]: YUS!
[play an instrument]: sorta
[get along with your parents]: yeah, I guess. :B
[wear a watch]: nope. that’s why I have a cell phone. XD
[believe in miracles]: yes.
[believe in magic]: haha… no.
[trust others way easily]: *shrug*


[HAVE YOU EVER]:

[drank]: only tried tiny sips of some wines…
[smoked]: absolutely not. I don’t plan to, either. D:<
[been in love]: yes.
[played a sport]: yeah. but I find sports too exhausting… but they’re fun when you play them with friends…
[sky dived]: I wish!
[bungee jumped]: naw.
[been out of the US]: to Tijuana… in Mexico…
[waited for someone to IM you]: yes… *glances at AIM buddy list* *is disheartened when she sees that a certain someone isn’t logged on* *emoooo*
[fallen for your best friend]: no. my bff was a girl.
[been rejected]: sorta. but I hope it won’t ever happen again. but as Jiraiya says, “Rejection strengthens you.... ]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/14564815/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/14564815/ Sun, 09 Sep 2007 16:57:09 PDT .... :B

18 or lower means I'm not stupid

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (I was giggling xD)

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.

[ ] You have ran into a tree.

[ ] It is possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (i feel guilty now.... >3< )

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. (hur hur... i've known that since i was like, thirteen... *is fourteen*)

[ ] You just tried to sing them.

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (see, i am smurt!!1!one!)

[x] You have choked on your own spit. ( >.>;...)

[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

[ ] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice. (haha... i noticed it, and fixed it... but then i read this question and put it back.... o3o )

[ ] You just looked at it.

[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[ ] People have called you slow.

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (I like fire. *blank smile*)

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. (almost... but no. XDDDDD)

[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (but only after a nap... >.> <.<

[x] You've fallen asleep in class. (i nodded off during clothing class on Friday... Mrs. Miller was sooooo boring...)

[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh. (that is sooooo sixth grade.... pshaw.)

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (d'urrr...)

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about (Yup. But doesn't everyone have those moments?)

[ ] People shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ] You have eaten a bug. (I remember one time when i caught an ant, my dad took it and popped it in his mouth... i freaked out and he was like "tastes just like chicken." hur hur hur... i was like, three when this happened, so i really wanted to try an ant... mom said no.)

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. (*sighgroan* Earth Science and Honors English hmwk... pshhh... laaame...)

[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket. ( happens waaay too often...)

[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you. (aahahahaa... i used to do those chain posts when i was younger.. i was so scared that they would come true if i didn't spread the spam... XD)

[ ] You break a lot of things.

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused. (yup, im like a dog.... )

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (yus yus, it happens... -.-)

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (Hur hur hur... :B)

[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day. (well, definately not as much as the Sorge used. XD)

Total: 15... WOOT! I'M NOT A TOTAL DUMB@$$!!! *celebrates*

I tag... WHOEVER IS READING THIS, LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWL!!!1!1ONE!

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/14479098/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/14479098/ Mon, 03 Sep 2007 21:14:18 PDT .>

If I were a month, I would be: November
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 9:00 pm
If I were a planet, I would be: Neptune.
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a shark.
If I were a direction, I would be: West.
If I were a piece of furniture: a futon. (cuz I like them a lot… )
If I were a sin, I would be: Wrath
If I were a historical figure I would be: Anne Bonny XD
If I were a liquid, I would be: orange gatorade
If I were a stone, I would be: Emerald
If I were a tree, I would be: a cherry tree.
If I were a bird, I would be: an owl.
If I were a tool, I would be: a hammer.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: mistletoe
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: rain.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a liger… >:B
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: drum set.
If I were an animal, I would be: a wolf.
If I were a colour, I would be: grayish green.
If I were an emotion, I would be: Love. (hur hur hur…
If I were a vegetable, I would be: an Artichoke
If I were a sound, I would be: the sound of someone clapping their hands.
If I were an element, I would be: Fire
If I were a car, I would be: a 1952 green El Camino
If I were a song, I would be: Take on Me by ah-Ha
If I were a movie, I would be: Alice in Wonderland (because of how I act, lawl.)
If I were a book, I would be written by: L.A. Meyer
If I were a food, I would be: crepes
If I were a place, I would be: a theme park.
If I were a taste, I would be: spicy.
If I were a scent, I would be: melon and lotusflower
If I were a religion, I would be: Christian.
If I were a word, I would be: Loyalty
If I were a body part, I would be: a fist.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: an OMG face
If I were a subject in school, I would be: art
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Maleficent… lawl
If I were a shape, I would be: a rectangle
If I were a number, I would be: 656
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: jeans
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: a bracelet
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: a belt

Yaay! I tag anyone who wants to do this quiz!

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/14440844/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/14440844/ Sat, 01 Sep 2007 12:10:25 PDT 's LJ... >.>;

1. A is for age:
14, but in a few months, I'll have a '5' in my age for the first time in ten years~ lawl.

2. B is for beer of choice:
hnnnmmm... >.> <.< uhhh... *cough*

3. C is for career right now:
High school. >:C

4. D is for your dog's name
Bonnie. :3

5. E is for essential item you use everyday:
uhh.... nerrrr.... iPod? ... or camera, when it's not broken... D:<

6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment:
LOST... or BLEACH... HUR HUR HUR I CAPS.

7. G is for favorite game:
Guitar Hero: II... or Kingdom Hearts (almost beat it! i'm soooo close!)

8. H is for Home town:
Los Angeles, yo

9. I is for instruments you play:
uh. I can play some songs on the piano... >.>;

10. J is for favorite juice:
I love OJ~

11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick:
Plungas. D:<

12. L is for last place you ate:
The kitchen... >.>

13. M is for marriage:
i hope so... :B

14. N is for your name:
Ashley R.

15. O is for overnight hospital stays:
when I broke my leg... no one came and visited me.... ;A; but mom stayed by my bed the whole time. and my english teacher stayed with me on the trip to the hospital... cuz i broke my leg ice skating and he happened to be there and in charge of the trip.... >.> *cough*

16. P is for people you were with today:
just family............ *sigh* I really wanna go to Canvas tomorrow...

17. Q is for quote:
"Wait... so his name is Al Burns?" - (sorry, I couldnt think of anything else... >.> )

18. R is for Biggest Regret:
*glances at scale*

19. S is for status:
Single. Hating it.

20. T is for time you woke up today:
9:15 or so...

21. U is for underwear:
*checks* yes...? black?

22. V is for vegetable you love:
Hmm... my fav veggie would have to be brussels sprouts with melted cheese on top. ^_^

23. W is for worst habit:
maybe when I stop eating when I get depressed or upset. it makes my friends angry, and i don't like making people angry...

24. X is for x-rays you've had:
Leg, ankle, hips, hand, teeth... :B

25. Y is for yummy food you ate today:
a burrito... :3

26. Z is for the zodiac sign:
Sagittarius.

yeah... im bored... >.> and wishing that I could be in California... and at Disneyland.

]]> ~Shpatoinkle http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/14430149/ http://Shpatoinkle.deviantart.com/journal/14430149/ Fri, 31 Aug 2007 18:14:45 PDT ... and you can read When Curiosity Met Insanity here, on LiveJournal... --> [link]

Seriously... go read it. I am a fan of it, and I just started reading it today. That's how cool it is. XD



Also, if you have any plans of going to see Mr. Bean's Holiday... cancel the plans. It's a really lame movie which made me writhe in my seat. But that's my opinion. Also, proof that it was a dumb movie - 5 minutes before the movie started, when we went in, the only people there were three older women... my grandfather and I theorized that they were Bean Groupies... >.> So yeah. Sorry to anyone out there that liked the movie.

]]> ~Shpatoinkle