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Anyway, I've put my RE fic on hold for the time being- I'm now focussing on this original fic I'm writing (not the vampire one). It'll be two chapters and is currently the longest thing I've written (section I'm doing now is nearly 3000 words and I've a feeling the whole thing will be at least 7000). It'll be posted on adultfanfiction.net when I'm finished if anyone's interested. Yeah, it's slash. Did you expect any different? :3

Two games that look most awesome are Dragon Age: Origins and Assassin's Creed 2, but due to Christmas present buying, I've asked for them for Christmas.

I did buy Morrowind, though, but I need to wait for Xbox to send me a disc for the update so I can play it.

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/27577026/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/27577026/ Sun, 04 Oct 2009 11:38:58 PDT
I saw the trailer for the Darren Shan movie, The Vampire's Assistant, and as a firm follower of the books, it looks shit. It looks like it glorifies vampirism, when in the first couple of books, he hates it. It just looks like another 'DURP HURP VAMPIRE MOVIE FOR YOU TEENS'. The Vampire Chronicles are so, so much more than that.

The End. I'm too pissed to write anything else.

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/27263300/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/27263300/ Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:49:39 PDT I survived this internet drought by playing Half Life 2 (on the PC, I just found out how good computer gaming is) and Rollercoaster Tycoon 3.

Tomorrow I officially stop being excused from the Palace of Degradation and Social Awkwardness (or, to give its Latin name, College) and must return to the ranks of the superficial and unenlightened. There I shall study Psycholology and Sociology. Also, media studies, for some reason that was only half explained to me by the man-who-controls-stuff.

And I'm scared. All my friends have left and I predict my sanity will take a slow circle downwards again. Then rise a little around February. Then drop again.

Ah well, at least it's the last year.

I bought RE4 for the PC today, so I can grab the cutscenes. I saw RE5 being advertised on Steam, but I'll wait until it comes down in price. No way I'm paying £25 for it. Anyway, I grab the cutscenes and make certain characters have South Park voices again! Woo!

(Also I can make a bunch of videos ragging on Wesker, but that's another story...)

I want to put some parts to relevant music as well, if YouTube isn't such a FACIST CUNT about the copyright shit...

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/27099156/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/27099156/ Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:40:53 PDT
The dilemma' I am referring to...

I got Underworld: Rise of the Lycans from for my birthday. Thank you, Tom, I love it . However... the scene where [SPOILERS LOL] Lucien is getting punished with the (presumably silver) spiked whip was exactly like a scene I have written for my vampire fic where my naughty protagonist is punished by the Synod for... stuff. Exactly like it.

So, here's the dilemma. Do I change the scene to incorporate a different punishment (IMO the worst thing anyone could accuse me of doing is stealing ideas) or do I keep it since I did think it up myself?

Thoughts?

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/26929943/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/26929943/ Mon, 31 Aug 2009 05:55:49 PDT
The worst thing was the steroids they injected in my IV to keep the swelling down. They made me feel very sick, burned my veins and made my feet tingle. Yick.

Anyway, home now and can only eat soft mush for the next six weeks. No more fish and chips, chocolate, sandwiches... anything. It's hard to eat when half your face is as puffy as a toad and a bright yellow from bruising and feels more like a chore than something to look forward to. Luckily the swelling is slowly going down and I'll look a little decent for Thursday (mum's first writing class) and Friday, which is my birthday.

I do get two weeks off the beginning of college (all that ranting about how I wasn't going back next year kind of faded when I got my results and discovered I'd actually done a whole lot better than I'd thought) so a full fortnight of recovering without anyone to bother me is in order.

I did get a new laptop (my great aunt passed away earlier in the year and she left us all a bit of money) since mine broke for real. Also, we have two new cars, one second-hand, one new. Believe me, with the shitty cars we've only been able to afford over the years, a brand new one is the jackpot. We also got the patio doors fixed (no more leaky draughts) and got some flea-stuff for the dogs. Yeah, interesting...

I need to do more writing, I feel like people have gotten bored with waiting for me (probably true and I don't blame them) or have just had their RE enthusiasm waning a bit. That's cool, I know it's my own fault anyway for not posting stuff nad posting crap. I'm writing, certainly and I'm doing my best to write things that are interesting and explore the characters more rather than just write crack and sex for the sake of it. There may still be sporadic one-shot crack-fics, we all have days when we just want some fucking porn after all.

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/26520365/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/26520365/ Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:46:15 PDT
I've never had blood taken before, but I now really respect those who give it voluntarily. Needle kind of hurt, and then afterwards I felt cold and sick and nearly passed out. I feel like such a wuss- I know they take about a pint when you donate it. She didn't even take half a pint and I almost fainted. XD It was like being drunk, only without the fun, happy feeling.

Now my right arm is being a drama queen and feels all weak. I don't quite know how that works since it was just the blood they were taking. Just feels like when you've exercised and pushed it too hard, or when you wake up in the morning and immediately try and make a fist or something. Had to ask the nurse to open my biscuits, lol.

What else? Hmm, downloaded Mothership Zeta and The Pitt for Fallout 3, which now means I have all the add-on packs for it. Damn, I feel like Microsoft's whore.

Writing- yes, I still am.

*Sigh* I guess that's everything...

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/26218768/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/26218768/ Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:01:26 PDT

I'm trying to find cut scenes of RE5 (or any Resident Evil game, for that matter) that I can download. I want to make more RE/South Park videos, but I have no cut scenes. All my RE4 ones got lost in a computer wipe and I can't get them off the internet again.

All the RE5 ones on YouTube have the bloody subtitles, or are bad quality. Dubbed vids with subs don't really work since people are drawn to the words on the bottom of the screen. Most irritating.

Anyone know where I can get any nice cut scenes without subtitles?

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/25624171/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/25624171/ Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:33:53 PDT

Couldn't sleep last night. Took the day off today and I still couldn't sleep. Ah well.

I got a subscription to make that fucking 'WHICH TWISHITE CHRACTER ARE YOU?' banner piss off. I raged and had to go lie down every time the fucking thing came on. Maybe it's a conspiracy by DA to make everyone get subscriptions. I fell for it. Clever, DA, clever...

Posted a fic. *Points* Now I must write some more. I'm trying not to do what I have previously been doing- posting a fic and then going 'THAT'LL DO FOR THIS MONTH.' No. All writings, now.

On a good note, I only have one real week of school left. One more week of the same old cunts being cunty-faced cunts. Then two more weeks of some pointless work experience in the library- THEN IT'S CLEAR SAILING!

Since I'm not actually planning to do anything even after the holidays (because there's not a chance in hell I'm going back for another year of school- it's driving me mad and I'm not kidding.) it'll be full writing, full time. (Unless I manage to get a job...) I'll be working on srs biz original stories- according to my mum a website is coming up somewhere that'll be looking for story submissions, and I'm not sure but I think it's a proper publishing site. Which means I could actually make money from my writing.

Also, starting in September, I'm going to be helping mum with her writer's group that she's setting up. It's a proper class thing she's doing as well.

Now, back to work I go.

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/25377611/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/25377611/ Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:45:54 PDT
...For my writing anyway.

My relationship with the internet makes me feel like an abused spouse- no matter how much it hurts me or calls me a newfag, I come crawling back for more because I know it only wants what's best for me and I deserve it anyway.

Despicable analogies aside, I have decided to make a Schedule. This Schedule will mean that for at least two nights a week, there will be no tomfoolery with this here inter-net. This is drawing from the fact that when I take my laptop to school (where I have no access to the internet from it) I write a lot more since I can't check my e-mails like a madwoman every five minutes (I tend to be convinced that every minute I'm not online, Something Serious is happening) or watch Full Life Consequences for the billionth time on YouTube.

I'll have to unplug all consoles and the TV as well. Damn enticing games/DVDs!

This will hopefully give me a large arse-kicking to sit and fucking WRITE all these damn fan/original fics I've been working on for the last year. My God. (Although, I did write one whole paragraph today! Drunk Mendez jacking off to fantasy!Saddler- what?)

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/25308960/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/25308960/ Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:37:02 PDT
I went into town on Friday. Went into Waterstone's (book shop).

GUESS WHAT'S NUMBER 1, 2, 3 & 4 IN THE 'BEST TEEN BOOKS' SECTION?

THAT'S RIGHT!

TOTAL SHIT!

Or, to be more specific, the Twilight books. Below those were some other shitty 'LOL 16 YEAR OLD GIRL GOES TO A SUPERNATURAL SCHOOL AND VAMPIRES AND SHE FALLS IN LOVE BLAH BLAH BLAH!'

Fuck off. Fuck FUCKING off. I hate seeing this shit now. I hate seeing all these shitty books get hype so millions of fucking stupid teenage girls buy them.

Let me tell you this now. These are not good books. These are not good books. That's a fact, not an opinion. I can make various charts and do experiments with potassium and sodium to prove this fact, I can give evidence in front of a jury or panel of judges and writ a fifty-two page essay on this.

As I was saying, Waterstone's.

They also had Wuthering Heights in some faggoty Twilight cover with (I shit you not) 'Bella and Edward's favourite book!' on it.

I swear to God, I hate the people that think up these merchandise things. I also saw Bella and Edward action figures in HMV. I want to buy them just so I can burn them at some kind of stake.

If Stephanie Meyer decides to visit Britain, I'll be there. I firmly believe her birth was some kind of huge mistake that someone needs to fix. Yeah, Stephy, that's not a threat, it's a promise. No more fucking this place up with your shit writing. At the very least I want to cut her hands off. Then again, she probably wrote Twilight by slapping her head against the keyboard. We'll need to fix that as well...

TL;DR: Twilight sucks, if you like it then kill yourself. Stephanie Meyer lives on borrowed time and I am the lizard queen.

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/25062206/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/25062206/ Mon, 01 Jun 2009 01:36:53 PDT
The expo was awesome, I met some great people and had a fantastic time. Lots of RE cosplayers (all with better costumes than me x3). Next year I'll have to do something special...

Still working on stories (these bitches are taking forever)- mainly on Tin Men and Toy Soldiers. POOR MENDY.

Been playing Half-Life 2... on to episode 2, now!

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/24873668/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/24873668/ Thu, 21 May 2009 13:14:44 PDT

Differences from last year will be that we are staying both days, we've booked a hotel for two nights, going to the after party and I'm cosplaying.

Ok, so crappy Umbrella scientist is a bit of a cop-out from Salazar, but hey, I made a cute ID tag... that has a picture of me with a pizza face. Wry did I have to have my passport photo taken the day my hormones went haywire?

Yeah, pictures will be taken.

Also, got Shivering Isles for the Xbox. Fuck, who DOESN'T love Sheogorath?

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/24424508/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/24424508/ Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:10:31 PDT
LOLOLOLOLOL

Hugs and kisses.

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/24329552/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/24329552/ Sun, 19 Apr 2009 16:29:21 PDT [link]

Sorry for the attention whoring. I could just use some assurance and I'm scared.

Writing: Fanfiction is getting nowhere, though you probably expected that. Writing chapter 5 of the original vampire one (even though I haven't done much on the previous chapters.

I feel bad for not updating- have a random snippet. It's just rough, though. *sigh*

The witch paused for a moment, the silence only broken by an ominous bubbling from the stone cauldron. She threw her head back and gave a howling laugh that sent bats screeching through the air.

“The demon pines for his lover! The Heartless can feel feeble, human emotions!”

He clenched his fists as she continued to rock back and forth. Heat crept through his body in a fierce rush and he began to shake. “Tell me, tell me, demon- did he court you with flowers and sweet words? Did you feed by candlelight while he serenaded, make love on a bed of rose petals? How-”

She squealed as he grabbed her throat, puffy lips opening and closing like a fish desperate for air. James growled, the sound shivering through the cave.

“Don't laugh at me, you bitch!” He lifted her off the ground and she wheezed, eyes rolling. “It's not fucking funny- I need to see him! If you don't help me, I'll bleed you dry and find someone who will!”

She suddenly stopped her choking, stopped her struggling. He frowned and tightened his hold, anger ebbing at her unusual reaction. Was she giving up, hoping he'd let her go? The witch tilted her head down, staring with a hawk-like gaze, and smiled.

Vines tangled his arms and legs, thorns punching through skin. Flames ate the air around him. A gust of wind snatched away his yelp and left the scent of earth and cinders behind.

What the-?

He tried to struggle against the vines, to move from the searing heat, but they tightened and he only succeeded in driving the spikes in further. His hand still gripped the witch's throat, but the pale, slack skin was now dark and furred. James looked up, wide eyes meeting with twin pools of jet.

I feel like I should put a copyright sign somewhere, but I don't want to look too presumptuous.

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/24206254/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/24206254/ Sun, 12 Apr 2009 17:27:31 PDT
Got to get up early tomorrow to catch a plane over to Poland. Mixed feelings about being on a plane. Part of me is going: 'This is going to be awesome! I'm going to fly!" And another part of me is going: "OMG METAL TOMB IT'S GOING TO CRASH! D:"

Just trying not to think about the beginning of Bioshock... hope I get a window seat. It's only a couple of hours flight anyway...

IN REGARDS TO WRITING: Been working on that fucking vampire one. Yeah, I know, vampires are unoriginal and shit and it will probably read like every other vampire fic on adultfanfiction.net, but it'll be a step forward from fanfiction at least. Which I'm still doing, don't worry, people who care. Not that I'm sure many do.

Tempted to post snippets. Very tempted. I don't know, maybe.

So, yeah, I'll report back in (with pictures) on Wednesday, assuming my charred corpse isn't in the morgue .

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/23691763/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/23691763/ Sat, 14 Mar 2009 10:15:32 PDT
Well, I know where I'm preordering from next time, and it won't be Amazon. They jacked up the price by about £14 overnight, the bastards...

Also ordered the walkthrough/guide, which came yesterday. Had a quick flick through it- but I don't want to read it in too much detail yet. I'm nearly finished on the game, but I don't want to spoil the ending for myself.

Anyway, my thoughts on the game- amazing. The controls that all the fanboys were whining about are so quickly picked up. The Sheva AI can be a little dumb, but she did save my ass many a time and acted as a perfect decoy- uh, I mean partner. Weapons system I'm a little 'eh' on, but all in all? What. A. Great. Game. I'll be surprised if it doesn't pick up as many awards as 4 did...

Tomorrow, for me, involves an eight hour car journey to Devon. Eight hours with my bastard brother and sisters and my mum undoubtedly putting Radio 1 on so we have to listen to the inanity of fucking Chris Moyles. I cannot concentrate when the radio is on. I cannot fucking think when the radio on. Especially when they play songs that don't match my mood, or talk for hours on end without putting any music on. Hell, even chavy techno crap is better than listening to them talk about shit nobody cares about and the stupid in-jokes they have.

*Sigh* Guess I'll have to beg mum's MP3 off her. Oh well, at least I can get on with some damn writing, which brings me to my next point.

I don't want people to think that I'm not working on anything- quite the opposite, I now have five fanfics I'm working on (no, seriously) along with two originals. (Not to mention the Oblivion/Silent Hill/Fallout 3 fics that keep trying to burst out.) I think that's the problem- all these damn ideas keep crawling around in my head- usually when I'm halfway through a fic. *Headdesk* Newest little fic obsession is titled 'Tin Men and Toy Soldiers'. I can't get the right tone I want for it but I can't leave it alone, either. Damn it.

I know, I suck when it comes to updating... still, a couple of days without internet may work wonders.

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/23005172/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/23005172/ Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:26:32 PST
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: huge success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction...

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You know that feeling you get when someone you loathe and despise gets their comeuppance?

JUST HAD IT!

[link]

Finally, finally a famous author has called Stephanie Meyer out on her bullshit. This famous author is no less than Stephen King, the absolute master of words. About time someone stood up and said 'uh, actually, she's shit', and I'm glad it was him. Fucking Twitards don't have a leg to stand on anymore.

Also, what a coincidence, my anti-Twilight jacket came today. 'TWILIGHT: The cancer of literature' is what's on the back- made it on one of those make your own t-shirt sites. I'm going to wear it tomorrow in school, here's hoping much lulz and butthurt will occur.

And since I'm so pissed at my school and don't give a shit, I may get nasty. I don't care.

So, here's to you, Mr. King. I hope others follow your example and verbally beat down this talentless hack.

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/22731162/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/22731162/ Thu, 22 Jan 2009 11:49:36 PST
And you're walking away-

And I will die in this place.

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So, once again I have taken my deadline and thrown it against the wall until it bled to death.

Well, I wanted to get something out once a month, and this month is not over yet. I'm still optimistic that something will be posted.

What happened was that last week, I was ill. Nothing serious, just my yearly fucking cold. Anyway, I got around to starting a new fic (lolwut, I hear you cry, you promised us a Salazar/Saddler AND a Salazar/Leon, you whore- but fear not gentle readers, for I am still working on that one) which is basically a strange one that features Mendez and Salazar. I won't say in what context, but they are not banging, for once. In fact, there's no actual sex in the fic- however, Mendez/Saddler implied. You all know what a jealous little bitch Salazar possibly could be- and let's just say, naughty fights make Saddler mad.

Boo hoo.

I'll have to edit a lot of what I've written, though, since writing whilst ill does not yield the best results.

Also, damn Fallout 3 fics are popping up in my head, so I must make them leave... stupid Mister Burke and his orgasmic love of explosions...

Oh yeah, and Poland in April. First time I'll have ever been abroad.

After I get coffee, I'll commence writing.

>>

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/22309831/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/22309831/ Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:42:28 PST ---
It's goodbye to the shortcuts, hello to the grind
Nobody ever said it would be an easy ride.

Suffer for your art.
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There will be but one- just one- resolution that I will try my damn hardest to stick to this year.

You can probably all guess what it is, but I'll say it anyway.

Write.

Fucking WRITE.

What the fuck is my problem, seriously? I can get a chapter/one shot done in a night, but last year (heh, I can say that now) I only fucking updated once, and I feel like shit for that since I promised giftfics and whatnot.

*Sigh*

If I want to be a writer, I need to get my damn arse in gear and stop with the Xbox already. Yes, I have shiny new games (Fable 2 today) but seriously, playing for five hours straight and not doing anything else is not good.

I need some discipline, and also a schedule. I think I need to take drastic steps, such as asking a member of my family to keep a hold of the Xbox until I've updated.

Ok... basically, I want to get something new done at least once a month. Over on AFF, I see people updating their stories a couple of times a week, and I just think 'why can't I do that?' The thing is, I can do it. I just need to put my mind to it. I have a strange way of working- I feel more inclined to write late at night, and when I'm tired, and also find it hard to stop and start by doing just a few paragraphs a night.

So yeah, I'm really sorry, everyone. I feel like crap for being such a fucking lazy bitch and making excuses constantly. I love writing, and God knows I need a reason to be happy nowadays.

Yes- come on 2009. Let this be the year that I get the procrastination shit beaten!

(Oh, and I know everyone will probably be all 'yeah, right, she won't do it anyway', but if anyone has any strange RE4 pairings they'd like to see, go ahead and lay them on the table. I love a good challenge when it comes to pairings. XD)

Hmm, something I forgot to mention- I'm also still trying to write this original vampire fic to stick on AFF, just to prove to myself that I can do plots along with sex. Because, srsly, it doesn't all have to be about teh cock. But anyway, I hope you'll all like that as well when I get it up.

And everyone have a happy new year.

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/22221689/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/22221689/ Sat, 27 Dec 2008 07:02:17 PST ---
im in ur town, armin ur bomb.
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*Sigh*

I know, I know, when it comes to updating, I suck the hefty, sweaty balls of a super mutant.

I was writing away on Christmas eve (and eating into Christmas day 'til about 3 in the morning) until KABOOM!

Well, not kaboom, maybe thhhpppttt.

See, I was all busy typing away- until I hit a sentence that I didn't know how to construct. Bye bye went my inspiration. ><

I'll try and get it up (heh) in the near future. The really near future. Like, in the next couple of days, if I can drag myself away from Fallout 3...

Well, hope you all had a good Christmas! I'm happy because now there is actually food in our fridge. Real food! That's not rotting, mouldy or sour! Yay!

*Ahem* Yeah, moar writing...

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/22080718/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/22080718/ Sat, 20 Dec 2008 07:49:54 PST ---
Unity in the face of oppression.
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*Sigh*

It's hard to believe that it's less than a week 'til Christmas. We broke up from school yesterday- didn't really do anything spectacular, but we watched a few movies during our free lessons and ate some delicious and moist cake. Oh, and cookies.

I feel really shitty that I've only posted a new story once this year. WTF is wrong with me? I've been writing a crapload of story material down in my little notebook at school- but none of it has been typed up.

I know I say this a LOT, (like last year- me = FAIL) but I'll try and get something posted before Christmas. For real this time. I have a little Saddler/Salazar ditty in the works, one that involves snow and fluff. I'll try and get round to writing that today, just need to clean my room and dye my hair- red and black for Christmas!- and then get something down. I already have the beginning and the end...

I also have that Salazar/Leon one STILL to do, but the good news is, I know what's happening in chapter one, so in theory, it shouldn't take me that long to do.

(Also, need to get down some of that original vamp fic... LOLPROPERVAMPIRES KTHX MEYER.)

Ah yes, thanks to the wonderful I now own Bioshock, Gears of War 1&2 and The Orange Box, and have been playing Half-Life 2 obsessively on it. Done Portal, and I started Bioshock a few days ago. Wow. What a fucking awesome game. I'm hoping to get Fallout 3 for Christmas since I loved Oblivion and the more I hear about it, the more I MUST OWN IT!

Hmm, nothing else to say really... I wrote a damning article about Stephanie Meyer's books for the school magazine that'll be published next year. Shame I'm not allowed to swear in it...

Well yeah, if I don't update before it, everyone have a wonderful holiday!

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/21887505/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/21887505/ Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:26:15 PST ---
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: huge success.
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I want to cosplay as Salazar for the London MCM expo in May.

No, YOU'RE crazy!

Hush, it'll give me something to do between wandering around, cursing SM and not writing.

*Headdesk*

Yeah, I only got this idea a few hours ago when my brother said he might go as the Merchant.

However, now I'm a little obsessed with doing this. I just hope my enthusiasm doesn't disappear...

I was going to go as an Umbrella scientist (which is still a possibility if I lose my nerve) but, y'know. I'm on coffee. So blargh to you, good sir.

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/21502969/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/21502969/ Sat, 15 Nov 2008 14:48:30 PST ---
I wish I was James Bond, just for the day
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
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Ahh, isn't this woman great?

She can write fantastic stories that are well-thought out with good characters and a decent plot.

In case you hadn't noticed, I am not talking about Stephanie Meyer. However, I will now.

Basically, I was having a good ol' IRL rant about this bitch-queen today when my family and I went into town. Of course, no-one had any idea about what WTH I was on, so they all (as they do) ignored me. BUT THAT'S OK, because I got it off my chest. Yep, doing it here as well, because I'm feeling good, I'm naked and the window is open, letting in all the clean, clean country air.

This all stemmed from when my friend and I found a few copies of 'Eclipse' at the school book fair. I wanted to buy two- one to burn and one to write corrections in and then send back to Meyer (oh, can you imagine the fun?)- but unfortunately, I forgot about the £40 lingering in my wallet, the retard that I am. Seriously, went a few days without lunch because I thought I didn't have any money. *Eye roll at self*

You guys want good stories? The Darren Shan Vampire Chronicles, and his Demonata series and the Artemis Fowl series to name a few. Excellent stories with none of this purple prose of Meyer.

ANYWAY, yes, I was reading excepts from 'Eclipse' to my friend, and we were seriously falling over ourselves laughing at how fucking shitty the writing is.

*Cracks knuckles* Let me read you a couple of sentences that have stuck in my mind. These were what I saw when I flicked through the book, and I practically snorted in laughter while reading them out to my friend.

'...and then I yawned hugely.'

'...I staggered woodenly at his side.'

(I know that there's probably a lot, lot better examples of this woman's fucked-up writing in the book, but hey, I just skimmed.)

*Applauds* I AM SO GLAD SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE ADVERBS PROPERLY!

NO. THIS IS NOT HOW THOSE 'LY' WORDS ARE USED. YOU CANNOT TACK THIS SUFFIX ONTO EVERY OTHER WORD TO MAKE THE SENTENCE PRETTY.

...Though she gets enough describing done over that cunt Edward, amirite?

(Yes, I'm aware that both 'hugely' and 'woodenly' are words, but seriously, bad placement.)

By the way, Meyer, quit it with those 'ly' words, would ya?

I can't read and get through a story and enjoy it if there are massive, gaping grammar mistakes like these. I really can't. Call it writer's sense, or whatever, but I notice these little mistakes, these little flaws in your writing, Meyer, and they are simple things that ANYONE who is serious about writing knows not to do. Hell, anyone with half a brain could look at these stories and say 'what the fuck is this shit?'. Then again, let's face it- the fans aren't exactly all there, are they?

Also, I am ashamed to admit that she had a word in there that I didn't know- 'aroxsyms'. Now, thank you, I have a large vocabulary (at least, I like to think I do) but it had me WTFing over it. Meyer? Adding advanced (lulz) words in your stories does not make up for the overall shit standard.

Bad Meyer. Very bad. Were your editors out to lunch, or are they just busy masturbating over their large amounts of money while laughing at you?

I must admit, it was very clever of you to build up some guy who is as pretty as a superstar model. (Edward the fucktard with no personality) What's the target audience for this book- early teens? Yep, clever of you to appeal to all the thick, impressionable girls as puberty hits them and they turn sexually active so that they can buy your awful books and then gush about how that Edward boy is so gosh darn cute.

In short, Stephanie Meyer, you have inspired me.

Inspired me to write something better than that pile of shit you call a story.

Please cut out your brain so that this nightmare ends.

Hugs and kisses,

Skarto.

(P.S. Thank you for fucking up the whole concept of vampires with your pussy, weedy-ass pieces of shit. I like my vampires dangerous, vicious- proper vamps that'll rape a virgin and then rip her throat out. Yeah, that's what vampires are all about. Afraid to get your hands dirty?)

To everyone who is not SM: Gentlemen, it's been an honour.

http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/21167288/ Sun, 26 Oct 2008 08:04:02 PDT ---
Is it really that time again?
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Right, this'll be quick as I'm supposed to be writing two other things besides this...

Ahem, you know that Leon/Salazar one-shot for I keep saying I'm going to write?

Ah... no longer a one-shot. No longer fucking for the sake of it, no longer half plot-less.

And that's all the info I've got for you, small fry!

Also, I had a magnificent idea. When I next go to a London expo, next year, I'm going to have a bign sign that says 'TWILIGHT SUCKS!' on it. The butthurt will worth all the broken bones.

Oh, and I think I should mention this now, in case you didn't know: I don't hide comments on my page. I don't block people either- unless they spam. I consider that cowardice. Anyone is welcome to get in a debate with me- about the suckiness of Twilight or about their shitty TDI art. Anyone. Come on.

(And I have an Xbox 360. I've been on Oblivion for about a week solid- Halo and Assassin's Creed are getting dusty XD)



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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/20829052/ Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:04:56 PDT ---
When morning comes, the daily life we led up until now will never be again. That's why I want to take this life I've taken for granted for so long and burn it into my memory... Sear it, carve it into myself...

So even when morning comes, I'll continue breathing as I've always done- and I will not cry.

What need have I to cry?
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So, I cleaned my room today. There's nothing spectacular about that (unless you're like me and only clean it once in a blue moon), but I did find my missing Resident Evil 4 disc. I'm playing it now- not only because I've missed it, but because I want to get to the parts of the castle I'm using in my next fic, and have a look around. Details are important *nods sagaciously*.

Trouble is, I can hear my PS2 straining at the cut and loading scenes. I hope I can make it to the damn tower before it gives up on me >.o. If not, I'll have to buy the fifth PS2 version I've owned. I'm so bad when it comes to these discs!

Oh, and apparently, our school's going to have an LGBT club. That's Lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender for all you ones not in the know. All I can say is... FINALLY!

...That's really all I wanted to say. I know, needs moar fics, right? Well, since my last fic was written in May, I should be due the next, soon. RPGing on FFN every night is (hopefully) improving me.



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]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/20323147/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/20323147/ Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:07:17 PDT ---
Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists save empty space and you. And you are but a god.
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Oh, wow, here we are again.

Well, eighteen, what can I say?

I had a great day, sat down to a nice dinner with my family, and got some nice stuff. Laptop's not back yet, but it should be soon, thank God.

So, yeah. Not really much else to put. Been a great day ^-^ Then tomorrow is Cantonese restaurant day! Wooo!

EDIT: Not only that, but I have a surprise £50 in my bank, for some reason. No idea I had it in there. Reverse credit card thieves?



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]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/20271186/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/20271186/ Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:06:59 PDT ---
Still ing
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Oh yes, awesome Dead Rising dream last night. This is what you get for watching a crapload of video reviews of it on YouTube. I was basically going at a couple of zombies with hedge clippers. Heads are hard to cut off in dreams. D:

Ahh, I go back to college on Wednesday, and then on Thursday, it is my freaking eighteenth. That’s right; I’ll be the big one-eight (which I know a whole load of you guys are already past, but hey, you’re only it once, right?). Friday evening I’ll be going out for a meal with my friends to zee Cantonese restaurant. Yes, I intend to get at least a little plastered. Not too much, because on Saturday it will hopefully be Xbox 360 Elite day, where I can buy all the beautiful games like Halo 3 and Gears of War, Assassin’s Creed, Dead Rising… the list is endless! (Well, it isn’t, but it sure feels like it.)

Not to mention get an account on Adultfanfiction… who wants to see me write dirty words into a story?! HAH! No more skirting around with euphemisms!

Oh yeah, don’t worry about all the whorish TDI screencap MSPainting thirteen year olds. They want to expose themselves so I can report more of them, then they can go ahead. After all, I’m getting kicks out of every little insult they attempt. That’s right- I’m getting off on it.



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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/20258834/ Sun, 31 Aug 2008 19:13:33 PDT ---

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No, seriously, I do! A bunch of screencap MSPainting art thieves have decided to show their love for me reporting them and their... art.

[link]

Now, make sure you all go join, ok? LOL!

Oh, and be sure to report their asses as well.



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]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/20118457/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/20118457/ Sat, 23 Aug 2008 18:43:16 PDT ---

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Ahem. Anyway.

My laptop has once again been sent off to the fucking nerds who keep putting plasters on an amputated limb.

That wasn't a good metaphor, huh?

What I mean is, my laptop's been sent off to them about four times, previously. It works for about a month, then fucks up again. I don't tell my mum for ages, because I hate being without it.

Like recently, I have to use the big computer downstairs. it is slow and virus-riddled.

Anyway, the nerds better fucking fix it properly this time, or I'll complain. Oh yes, you know I can complain.

Bought Batman Begins, 30 Days of Night and Phonebooth on Thursday. Nothing better than seeing a pretty man terrified and crying.

Well, I’ve been spending a couple of days on ’s roleplay forum on FFN. It's really fun. [link]
I've been trying to draw my character, Adam, but I suck balls at drawing. >< I'm going to keep trying though. Try, try, and try some more.

And… uh, stuff. *Headdesk*



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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/20010847/ Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:31:34 PDT ---

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I know, I know. I’m being an absolute fucking suck-ass bitch when it comes to updating. I’m a horrible liar and I cannot keep to deadlines.

Part of the reason for this is, I think, because I’m being bombarded with fandoms that I want to expand my fanfiction to- such as Batman and Zelda. So whenever I get into bed and let my imagination wander, I’m thinking less about Leon, Salazar and Saddler, and thinking more about Dr. Crane in Arkham, or some Link/Ganondorf slash.

I get to my laptop and bring up Word, and all I can think about is what would happen if The Scarecrow and Joker were, for some reason, placed in a room together in Arkham.

Sorry, guys. I feel bad about this- I really need to disclipline myself more. I can and have write a whole oneshot/chapter in a night- it’s just getting down and doing it that’s the problem >>.

Heh, when I think about it like that, I could plausibly bring out seven pieces in a week…

Damn it, I’m going to get myself organized! I’m going to make a list of everything I want to write and then fucking do it.

Right NOW.



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]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/19863683/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/19863683/ Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:19:12 PDT ---

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Ahem.

I know a lot of people have been saying stuff about The Dark Knight. So I thought, after seeing the movie yesterday, I’d give my two cents. Pennies. WHATEVER CURRENCY.

Fucking awesome, and I must see it again. The minute I come home from Scotland tomorrow, I’m planning a trip with :gordons-llama: so we can go and see it again.

I also saw a proper trailer for Hellboy 2, which looks BEAUTIFUL by the way, so maybe after Batman we’ll get straight on to the Golden Army.

Either way, I must see it again. Favourite bit? The bit where they’re watching the recording of the little ‘film’ that the Joker made where he’s torturing that guy dressed as Batman. I won’t lie- that got me excited.

Joker was THE BEST character... EVAR. Funny and crazy. Heath Ledger is GETTING that fucking Oscar!

All the panic and mayhem was just… mmm… so inspiring! There’s nothing better to get your heart racing then watching people get hysterical and run.

Don’t know why, but thatgetsmeturnedon- YES, I HAVE PROBLEMS!

For some Batman lulz I recommended [link] .

Oooh, I saw Cloverfield tonight as well. Brilliant film. Could have expanded on the reasons WHY stuff happened, though. Maybe the sequel will explain it in more detail. Needed to be longer as well… barely an hour (not inc. credits) of monster action? WHY DID YOU THINK THAT WOULD APPEASE ME?!

Home again tomorrow… looking forward to seeing my cat again.



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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/19833683/ Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:19:31 PDT ---

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Lemme... lemme get home first.

I'm in Scotland doing shit at the moment, hence lack of... anything...

I'll be home on... Sunday? I don't know. Then I will pump out shiny writings for you all.

Goodnight, everyone.



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]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/19609048/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/19609048/ Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:17:14 PDT ---

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Grabbed from someone's LJ:

Rules of the game
* Answer using titles of songs.
* Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged).

1. Are you male or female? She’s So Lovely.

2. Describe yourself. Disenchanted.

3. What do people feel when they're around you? Still Alive.

4. How would you describe your previous relationship? I Don’t Love You.

5. Describe your current relationship. I’m So Ronery.

6. Where would you want to be now? House of Wolves.

7. How do you feel about love? Cute When You Scream.

8. What's your life like? Mad World.

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? Down With the Sickness.

10. Say something wise. Put a Banana in Your Ear.

I tag and anyone else.



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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/19520425/ Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:41:06 PDT ---

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Currently I have three fics on the go.

One is 's Salazar/Leon one (That I've finally found a good beginning to. It's going to be one hell of a ride, kiddies!) and the other fanfic is an Ada/Ashley one. Yep. You read right. Now THAT'S a real challenge... hmmm...

(I really need to do some more with Saddler in after these; he is my favourite character in RE after all... Anyone up for some Saddler/Mendez? I have about three different, half-done fics with that pairing anyway...)

Oh yhus, and the other is an original. Don't get excited- it's not an epic sega in-depth plot with lots of twists and turns. Oh no, I thought I'd start out with just an original slash piece that'll be posted on my AFF account when I turn eighteen in September. (Although it'll be on my LJ looong before then.)

Yeah, only one day of college left, and then I am going to fucking do some writing. Hell yes, there will be writing. Hopefully there'll be something new up before this week is out. Although, I've set myself deadlines before...

Here's hoping I stick to this one. Keep checking my LJ for stuff- I might post stories there a day or so before I put them up here. And maybe extracts...



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]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/19312257/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/19312257/ Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:14:02 PDT [link] here (post 1062)). It’s sort of stupid of the little trolls- all they’re doing is driving the fact in harder that signed reviews should be able to be deleted.

SO, I’m giving the admins a month to either reply (though they have a seriously bad track record in that regard) or make a relevant improvement to the site. Seriously, the spam is kind of getting out of control. If they don’t reply or improve the site, then it’s bye-bye FFN, no more stories there.

On another note- does anyone know how to actually create a website? I mean the html stuff. I have Dreamweaver but to be honest, I have no clue how to do… anything on it. I’ve found a website hosting site thing, but it’s just the actual creation of it. I don’t mean one of those free, cheap little sites that everyone has, I mean one you pay for. (Though, could be some time before I get the money.)

If anyone wants to know, a quality-controlled fanfiction site is trying to be created. :/

Still writing. Uh… sort of.



]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/19076897/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/19076897/ Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:00:43 PDT
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what’s actually next to you.
Title: Resident Evil: Underworld
Author: S.D Perry

Text: The animal screamed, so close that John couldn’t hear the bullets, couldn’t hear anything but that quavering, high-pitched shriek – and then it dropped, landing on the dark floor, pulling its wings in – and walking toward them on its elbows, like a bat, moving jerkily through the shredded trees, shrieking in short, sharp barks of sound.

(Yes, the sentence really is that long. >>

I tag anyone.

(By the way- anyone else getting pushed back a page when they try and change their mood?)

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/19020982/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/19020982/ Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:19:25 PDT
Where's the sex?

On another note, Candlejack is great in be

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/18955491/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/18955491/ Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:52:10 PDT
I have AIM, YIM and MSN. Feel free to add me, 'cause I get bored while procrastinating and I'd love to talk to anyone, any time about anything.

(I've cleaned all the stamps away to make things easier.)

I've not been updating this journal much, purely for the fact that I've been using my LiveJournal one more frequently. And I keep forgetting to write when I update it (see below).

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WORKING ON:

Giftfic for =SexySickness
Giftfic for ~Snow-Puff
Giftfic for ~Komodo-Cath
Giftfic for ~Chargal4
You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )

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The Epics

]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/18752182/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/18752182/ Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:14:08 PDT
If you want to read these f-locked posts, feel free to make a Live Journal account (www.livejournal.com) (if you don't already have one) and add me as a friend. I'll friend you right back.

If not- well, thanks for taking the time to read this anyway.

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WORKING ON:

Giftfic for =SexySickness
Giftfic for ~Snow-Puff
Giftfic for ~Komodo-Cath
Giftfic for *Chargal4
You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )

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The Epics

http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/18587556/ Sat, 31 May 2008 04:09:12 PDT
Shadow of the Colossus.

I was so happy, that I started translating songs into French. In my head, of course. No, I’m not weird!

Anyway the guy at the shop said for me to take it straight home and play on it, because it’s so good. God bless him, he was right.

I’m on the…thirteenth Colossus now. He’s a big, big bird-thing… called Stephan. That’s right; I give the giant monsters normal human names. Oh, and I couldn’t remember the main character’s name, so I called him James. At least I have a name to shout when… he does something wrong. I swear and talk to him a lot, as well.

I’m a little disappointed that the game is almost over so quickly… I’ll have to do another round when I’ve finished this one. Apparently, they’re making a SotC 2. God, I hope so.

In other news, my older brother has moved back in with us. The house is now officially full. *Headdesk*

I updated my LiveJournal, should anyone want to see Expo pictures.

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WORKING ON:

Giftfic for =SexySickness
Giftfic for ~Snow-Puff
Giftfic for ~Komodo-Cath
Giftfic for *Chargal4
You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )

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The Epics

http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/18526938/ Tue, 27 May 2008 12:41:17 PDT
Anyway... I'm back from London! And I also updated my LiveJournal again to reflect the epic events. I'm also going to rant about Quizilla right now for no reason.

Dear Quizilla:

You suck.

(I'm also a little pissed at DA right now... but I may talk about that later, on my LJ.)

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WORKING ON:

Giftfic for =SexySickness
Giftfic for ~Snow-Puff
Giftfic for ~Komodo-Cath
Giftfic for *Chargal4
You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )

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STAMPS OF WIN

http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/18457354/ Fri, 23 May 2008 03:23:58 PDT
Thought you should know.

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WORKING ON:

Giftfic for =SexySickness
Giftfic for ~Snow-Puff
Giftfic for ~Komodo-Cath
Giftfic for *Chargal4
You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )

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The Epics



STAMPS OF WIN

http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/18431676/ Wed, 21 May 2008 13:47:13 PDT
Good stuff, that is.

Apart from my stories being spammed by a troll that I got in an argument with on a FFN forum (though I don’t really mind that, he only managed to do three before I blocked him), some very good stuff has been happening in the past two days or so.

First of all, I have finished all my exams, save one. The last (Philosophy and Ethics) is a week next Monday. That means I’ve got all that time without school. WHICH MEANS…

The next good thing, is that my brother and I have accommodation by way of the lovely for London. I also have my train tickets, and is coming with me. I should have enough moneys to get stuff for certain people .

The other (and possibly best) thing that happened to me was today. An author who writes absolutely brilliant RE4 fanfiction recommended me on her LiveJournal! I felt so honored- and it was a real boost to my self confidence as a writer. Because of this, I have a sudden writing surge of inspiration, and may pump out that Leon/Salazar story for in the next few days ^-^. The author is Maiafay, and her LJ link is [link] . Her RE4 stories (and her Silent Hill one as well) are really good. So I am returning the recommendation: hers are the best Resident Evil 4 fanfics you will ever read. Seriously. Oh yhus, her profile on FFN is [link]

Yeah, I’ll get down to some writing now! Woohoo!

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WORKING ON:

Giftfic for =SexySickness
Giftfic for ~Snow-Puff
Giftfic for ~Komodo-Cath
Giftfic for *Chargal4
You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )

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The Epics

*SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/18332777/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/18332777/ Thu, 15 May 2008 08:03:51 PDT
No, I'm not dead x3. In fact, Prozac is back, so I'm happy.

I just realised that I haven't updated 'You're My End of the World' for over a year.

Whoops.

I think it's because I hate it XD I haven't given up on it- it's just taking a while to think of the next stage. Oh, and also I'll be revamping the first chapter soon.

Moar life shizz on my LiveJournal soon. - Updated.

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WORKING ON:

Giftfic for =SexySickness
Giftfic for ~Snow-Puff
Giftfic for ~Komodo-Cath
Giftfic for *Chargal4
You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )

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The Epics



<... ]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/18182563/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/18182563/ Mon, 05 May 2008 14:56:12 PDT
I'll tell you what I've been up to: Sod all.

For some reason, I've become increasingly bored with both the internet, and with gaming. On the internet, it's the same five sites over and over again, everyday, with me constantly just refreshing pages to see if anything new has been added. But, even if it has, I'm still too lazy to reply. I haven't played RE4 in ages- even when I do it's only really short 15min bursts.

With writing, it's the same. I've lost my muse, my interest- hell, I don't even look on Fanfiction.net to see if anything grabs me anymore! What the fuck is wrong with me? I used to LIVE for fanfiction and Resident Evil!

Shit, I hate this feeling. I hate feeling apathetic all the time. I need to fucking feel alive. I don't even get worried when the teachers yell at me for not doing my homework. I want to do well at school. I want to go to University. I just... Jesus Christ, I don't know anymore.

(On top of that, I have a fucking cold)

Eh, good news, I got my Prozac again. So... maybe I'll be able to take an interest in things once more.

Well, I hope everyone else is ok. Sorry for the emo-ness.

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Giftfic for =SexySickness
Giftfic for ~Snow-Puff
Giftfic for ~Komodo-Cath
Giftfic for ~Chargal4
You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )

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The Epics

http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/18070380/ Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:42:56 PDT
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WORKING ON:

Giftfic for =SexySickness
Giftfic for ~Snow-Puff
Giftfic for ~Komodo-Cath
Giftfic for ~Chargal4
You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )

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STAMPS OF WIN

http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17979209/ Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:23:18 PDT
That's why I sockpuppet.

I haven't been doing much writing recently, and I feel terrible. I did lay out the start of something that might be 's (very very very) late Xmasfic (let's just cut out the Xmas part for now x3). But yeah, my energy is depleating for some reason, I feel constantly tired though I've started going to bed early (12ish), so maybe I have a bug or something. Tired bug. Hah. Viruses are so cruel.

Ok, on to what the title is about.

Anyone know of a Deviant who sells RE4 prints? I mean, there's probably not much call for them, but if they were nice ones then I'd definitely get one (after the London expo, of course). I really like , and 's styles of drawing but I don't think they have print accounts. :/

But yeah, if anyone could help me find someone who sells them (or even if someone with a print account is taking commisions) that'd be great.

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You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )

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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17895286/ Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:06:42 PDT
._. I'm going to be brave and go downstairs, I hate it when they all shout, but my stepdad always breaks things when he does.

EDIT: Well, I missed the fun, looks like the whiny baby (my stepdad) went off in a huff somewhere. I swear, if he ever manages to hit my brother, like he keeps trying to, I will fucking attack him with a god-damned knife. No joke, I'll seriously do it.

*Rolls eyes* Total of things broken this time: ANOTHER lightbulb (an energy saving one- expensive), on of those long plug sockets that can hold four plugs and the front of a cupboard. Damn hypocritical little shit, whining about how they always have to buy us stuff and oh how expensive we are! and then he goes and breaks things. Someone has serious regression (Doing Freud in Psychology.).

And does my mum complain or say anything to him? Oooh no, she just keeps turning it back on us, no matter how many things he breaks. I think he could knock my brother unconcious and she wouldn't say a damn word against him.

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You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )

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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17807902/ Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:39:58 PDT 's giftfic story. I finally have a title for it now- Gemini. That may give you a clue as to what it's about.

And yes, I'm being a nerd again and researching the attributes of Gemini. I love Wikipedia.

Eh, I have to clean my room first so I have a good writing atmosphere. I can't write whilst downstairs- especially not with hyper children around setting fire to things ><. Why couldn't I be an only child?!

Well, yeah, I'd better make a start on cleaning my room.

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Remember? Chapter 2
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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17766916/ Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:11:25 PDT
Lately he's sent me four consecutive PMs from fanfiction.net, and I won't lie, I'm not laughing about them. Each one is about as rude, vulgar and bigoted as you can get without actually physically beating someone up.

He also keeps trying to point out how America is better than Britain, and keeps telling me to 'go lick the Queen mother's hairy c***.' I'm not the most patriotic of people, so that just makes me roll my eyes.

But you honestly will not believe the shit this guy keeps bringing up. Stuff like 'that shit band the beatles were from Liverpool'. The Beatles? Just what the hell does this have to do with The Beatles? And apparently, British people 'sound so gay!' God, he watches too many movies.

He also has the most lulzy idea that and I are lesbians x3. THAT bit I laughed at. Go and see his profile, we're mentioned at the bottom! [link] Now come on. I have to admit he has better ideas than me. I mean, shitty dialog, Gary-Stu OCs and an unbeknown plot? OMG HE'S BETTER THAN STEPHAN KING!!11!

Joking. He's winning Bishop as 'erson most raping the fandom.'

This guy doesn't read replies properly, brings up unrelated things, is arrogant, bigoted (oh yeah, he called me bigoted for calling him bigoted. Clever, huh?) and has the mind of a seven year old. So Cath and I have reported him to the admins. HOPEFULLY, they'll do something.

Also, the flame he left on Cath's story will, quite frankly, make you want to find this bitch and kill him. Look at it. Seriously. [link]

...Bad day at school as well. ._.

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Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )

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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17751151/ Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:31:23 PDT

RULES!

1. tag 10 ppl (not the one who sent it to you!)
2. answer all truthfully
3. take it in public!
4. tell all taggees on their profile that they have been tagged,
and link to your journal

[x] I am shorter than 5'4. 5"2 ._.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes. -_-;
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color. Ravyn black!!1! XD
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I've had braces. ><
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
[ ] I hate my dad.
[ ] I hate my mom.
[x] I have a brother.
[x] I have a sister
[ ]I've sworn at my parents
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[x] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years lol wut?
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.Every day XD
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[x] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I was born in a different country.
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[ ] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city
[x] I've seen a shooting star
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace. MySpace?! MYSPACE?!
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night. Every summer ^-^
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[x] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[ ] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[x] I'm bi.
[ ] I'm gay.
[x] I've had sex. Includes gay, right?
[ ] I've had phone sex.
[x] I've cybered.
[ ] I've had sex in public.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler. Big time ^_^
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I'... ]]> *SkartoArgento http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17662388/ http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17662388/ Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:51:32 PDT
I haven't saved it for ages because there were no save crystals. Wait, I lie. There was a crystal bug, but I couldn't kill it. And now I'm up against a massive ice thing with ice elements around it... and I'm getting my ass kicked and about to die.

So I've had it on pause for about twelve hours so I don't have to think about what to do.

I'm single handedly killing this planet!

Sorry.

On an unrelated topic, wtf is up with DA now? I try to look at the new pictures people have done, and they're all jumbled round, so I have to scroll through them all to try and remember which are new and which aren't ><.

Come on, DA admins. Fix this, pl0x, it's irritating.

On another unrelated topic, I may ask one of the betas in the RE fandom to beta 'Storm Warning.' No offense to ANY of you guys who review (far from it- I appreciate all the reviews I get from you), but I'm just not getting the feedback I desire. I need people to really tell me if something doesn't seem right, or they don't like a bit of it for whatever reason so I can improve further. Again, no offense to you guys.

I have a beta in mind (a really good one- you'd be amazed, I found someone who spelt about three things in his beta profile wrong.)

Moooo.

Oh, and I actually snored last night. I could hear myself, and it was so very strange because it was during an RE dream (Jill, Claire and Billy?!) and they coincided with when Billy was speaking. So his voice was snores.

Oo I've never snored before XD

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You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )

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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17617925/ Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:39:20 PDT
I've been up since 2 this morning, traveling back here to my wonderful home and e-mails by lovely people, like Native Soldier, who thoughtfully wrote me a wonderful flame for my latest story, on fanfiction.net, which I am tempted to keep on there- then again, I can have it removed because he swooooreee attt meeeeee. Yep, there will be much ranting on his stupidity later.

Oh yhus, and thanks to the people who didn't call me a lesbian c*** whilst reviewing as well ^_^.

Well, I'm just catching up with e-mails and messages and so forth, then I'm going to eat and then bed XD.

BTW, LOLMUDKIPAVATARS!

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Remember? Chapter 2
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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17521895/ Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:16:06 PDT
Tomorrow morning we're setting off at five to go down to Somerset for the funeral.

Five hours in the car, there and back. As usual, there'll probably be everyone fighting with everyone else in the car, plus nobody is staying at home so we have to take the dogs.

Cramped car will be craaaamped.

Oh, and mum'll have the radio on, loud, with damn Chris Moyles talking about shit that no-one cares about and only playing one song (probably a shitty chav dance track that the radio presenters swear is OMG SO GOOD!!!) every half hour.

Therefore, my MP3 will be full blast with everyone telling me to TURN IT DOWN! So I point out that the only reason I have it on so loud is because the radio isn't so much background noise as foreground noise...

You get the idea.

We're staying down for about five days *headdesk* No idea where we're staying overnight at, but it better hold some privacy for me, I'll take my laptop and get more writing done. Won't have internet access (unless I can nick wireless off some poor sod nearby), so nobody do anything!

XD j/k.

I should go pack...

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Remember? Chapter 2
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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17466505/ Sat, 22 Mar 2008 22:44:43 PDT
I want to thank everyone who replied to my last journal as well, you guys are really wonderful ^^.


On a 'how everything is going' note, I have waded into more drama. It's actually pretty funny. That person who flamed 'Domination' after Bishop, Native Soldier, is back! And now, he has a story!

Oh joyous day!

Well yeah, so, of course, I had to smack him after reading his profile (which is full of fail and lies).

Anyway, for anyone interested in this MOAR DRAMA, my LJ is updated for your viewing pleasure!

(Oh yus, I'm not asking anyone else to get involved. You can if you want, but you can also watch from the sidelines as the kiddo gets his reality check.)

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You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )
Challenge/dare- RE4, 'My Immortal' style
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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17423416/ Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:34:28 PDT
I was debating whether or not to go to the funeral, but today while my mum and I were walking the dogs she asked if I could write a poem or small piece to say.

Of course, I couldn't say no.

The funeral's a week on Friday, so I have to think of something to say. Poem, or a short piece of writing?

I really have no idea.

Now that my holidays have started, there'll be more time to think.

(I don't really care about Bob anymore- if he wants to be a stuck up prick, then he's welcome to his stupidity.)

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Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )
Challenge/dare- RE4, 'My Immortal' style
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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17413457/ Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:11:53 PDT 'I'm leaving it to the DA admins. Hopefully, they'll do the right thing.'

Forget it. Looks like they'd rather have me march on over to Bob's page and spam it with a bitchton of sock puppets than lift a finger to help. (No, I won't go spamming, but the idea has definitely crossed my mind.

I guess DA etiquette doesn't really mean much, hmm?

When I said that Bob's 'filthy fans' comment offended me, I meant it. What he was saying didn't bother me just because it was anti-yaoi, it was homophobic as well.

Thanks for the help, DA!

By the way, everyone who cares! Recent activity reveals all! Oh yeah, so does my LJ!

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You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )
Challenge/dare- RE4, 'My Immortal' style
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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17351772/ Sat, 15 Mar 2008 18:13:28 PDT >

Apparently (sp? lol braindeadcba), while I was trolling Habbo with ~Komodo-Cath (as a kind of weird birthday thingy (lol momcorpse)) and as my brother and sister were trying to conserve energy by tuning off a light, my stepfather took the bulb out of the light of the main living room and smashed it on the kitchen floor.

Aaaannnnddd just left the shards of glass lying there. With the dogs around.

ROUND OF APPLAUSE, MOTHER FUCKER. ROUND OF APPLAUSE. YOU'RE THE BIG MAN OF THE HOUSE, AREN'T YOU?

Stupid twat. What the hell does my mum want another kid for? He's enough of a baby as it is.

I notice he never pulls his shit with me around, I'm getting moar violent by the day (no, srsly.) so I wish he would. I'd fu*king throw mugs at his head.

But enough of family shit.

I was on at the internet live stream of DC Anonymous' march on Scientology. It was EPIC WIN.

I bought a respirator and motorcycle tinted goggles on eBay. Go figure x3. I'll be epic at London in May.

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Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )
Challenge/dare- RE4, 'My Immortal' style
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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17305978/ Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:07:57 PDT
I have to hand the first draft of my Philosophy and Ethics coursework in tomorrow. (~crazyamoebs and I naturally decided on 'Examine and comment on the attitudes of the Roman Catholic and Anglican Churches to homosexuality' as a coursework title)

Have I done any of it?

Have I buggery.

So now, it has just gone one in the morning, and I am wondering wtf I am doing updating my journal. Check out my procrastinating skillz again.

Basically, because ~Izzy-Kei has done an awesomesauce pic of Leon and Salazar ([link]), it has got my brain running into the 'lulz slash' stage again, and all I want to do is continue writing =SexySickness's giftfic which yes is a Leon/Salazar one.

But I have to do this essay, or I will be beaten, chopped up and then thrown out of college.

Oh God, I have to get back to work! D:

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You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )
Challenge/dare- RE4, 'My Immortal' style
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http://SkartoArgento.deviantart.com/journal/17256116/ Sun, 09 Mar 2008 13:02:14 PDT
This moment, me = writing. Well, writing fanfics as well as this journal.

So frustrating- wrote a load last night and then saw that it really doesn't need to be in. Wrote an awesomesauce sentence as well.

Still trying my very hardest to keep the characters in canon. Reading lovely writing books to help me.

Needs a better first sentence.

*Headdesk*

(Bought RE: Extinction. Dammit, Claire doesn't smoke! And CJ is a twat! And Wesker should have been played by James Masters! And Alice is a Mary Sue! And WHAT HAPPENED TO JILL AND ANGIE?!)

Oh, and if you would be so kind, trundle over to ~Komodo-Cath's page and look at some of her work. She is a greatly underrated artist, and very good.

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You're My End of the World Chapter 13
Remember? Chapter 2
Crack! Pairing- SaddlerXWesker (Half done )
Challenge/dare- RE4, 'My Immortal' style
SaddlerXSalazar (Half done)

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