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        <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:40:09 PST</pubDate>        
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                <title>Tear</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 10:28:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The family computer died so i started begging my brother to let me use his lap top to check messages and stuff but he wont let me use it for anything else so i can't post artwork unless my other brother starts letting me use his.  This really sucks right now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Skizzers101</author>
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                <title>Finals Week</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:47:40 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's finals week at my school which equals death.<br />F.I.N.A.L.S means something otherwise they wouldn't suck so bad<br />F *$%<br />I<br />N ever<br />A ctually<br />L earned<br />S hit<br />That's what finals means and it fits!!!!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Skizzers101</author>
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                <title>My Chemical Romance =suicide cult?</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:46:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Apparently my chemical romance is the "foremost of these 'suicide cult' bands"  If you have never listened to mcr you have no idea how stupid that claim actually is. <br />A 13 year old girl in the Uk Hannah Bond commited suicide by hanging herself with a tie.  The girl was an "emo" and when her parents found cuts on her wrists she told them it was part of her "initiation" into the emo trend(I didn't know emo was a gang) and promised them she would stop(and these morons believed her?) the day of her suicide she went straight to her room after being told she wasn't aloud to spend the night at a friend's house saying, "I want to kill kill myself"(they knew she was cutting herself, she just screamed she wanted to kill herself and her parents left her alone in her bedroom? WTF?!)<br />You may be wondering how that makes mcr a suicide cult.  This stupid brat was listening to the band for two weeks prior to her death.  apparently the lyric  "although your dead and gone believe me your memory will carry on" means 'go hang yourself from your bunk bed with a tie.'  <br />My chemical romance is a very openly anti-suicide band.  "If you or someone you know is severly depressed you need to fucking talk to somebdy!  Your best friend, your mom, somebody at school, I don't give a fuck, because pissing away your life on suicide is fucking bullshit!" those are totally the words from the leader of a suicide cult.<br />MCR has been my favorite band for 4 years i am not part of suicide cult if i was i wouldn't be writing this. My Chem saves lives every day if this one dumb brat misinterpreted their lyrics they aren't to blame.  One girl is dead but millions of others are alive because of this band.  If anyone is to blame it's this kids parents wouldn't you think?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>still death</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:38:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ schools out so i'm happy, i'm working as an artist at an amusment park which is fun when it's not 100 degrees outside then it equals death so now that i'm not in a half century old school with a/c as old as the building(aka none) i'm working in a wooden stand in the middle of elitch gardens in downtown denver standing next to a 320 degree heat press.  I'm so moving to alaska when i get older<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Skizzers101</author>
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                <title>uggg...death</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 16:42:01 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have been having major artist block so someone should be nice and give me an idea for a drawing because i have nothing to do.  In other news mondays equal death but i only have two mondays left before I'm out of school for the summer and go off to work at Elitch Gardens (an amusment park by my house) I work painting airbrush shirts which is fun<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Skizzers101</author>
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                <title>I'm still not crazy</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 10:12:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ do da de do da de da.......I'm not crazy, i'm not crazy, i'm not crazy, i'm not crazy........ da de do da do<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>bored</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 19:25:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ okay Since i have been trying to update my artwork every so often i've started to become obsesed with it and i'm getting behind on writing my book so I'm not goning to be on DA as much if you don't hear from me for a while it's not because i died even though i am a little sick.  I just want to write my freakin' story because when i don't i get writer's build up and then my characters start talking to me...like actually talking to me and the only why to make them leave me alone is to write few chapters to keep them busy for a while......IM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>this will make you laugh</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:44:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.  These excerpts are published each yaer to the amusement of teachers across the country.  Here are last years winners.<br />
1. Her face was a perfect oval like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by Thigh Master.<br />
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head making and breaking alliences like underpants in a dryer without cling free.<br />
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind becase he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.<br />
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.coli and he was room temperature Canadian beef.<br />
5. She had a deep, throaty genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes before it throws up.<br />
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.<br />
7. He was as tall as a six foot three inch tree.<br />
8. The revelation that his marrage of 30 years had ended because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formally surcharge-free atm machine.<br />
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.<br />
10.McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.<br />
11.From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeapordy comes on at 7:00pm instead of 7:30.<br />
12.Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.<br />
13.The hailstones leaped from the pavement like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.<br />
14.Long separated by cruel fate, the star crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains one having left Cleveland at 6:30pm traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19pm at a speed of 35 mph.<br />
15.They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.<br />
16.John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.<br />
17.He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.<br />
18.Even in his last years Granddad had a mind like a steal trap, only it had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.<br />
19.Shots rang out, as shots wont do.<br />
20.The plan was simple like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Plil. this plan might just work.<br />
21.The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.<br />
22.He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaohorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.<br />
23.The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.<br />
24.It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing their kids around with power tools.<br />
25.He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells like she was a garbage truck backing up.<br />
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Wasn't this one of the most hilarious thing ever?  If you wrote one of these you desirve a cookie or something cuz these are gold.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>THIS SUCKS!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 22:29:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay tell me this isn't f*cked that my bro refuses to turn off the computer at night WHEN HE'S SLEEPING or during the day WHEN HE'S AT SCHOOL he leaves it on 24/7 and now it's being retarded taking between 5 and 10 minutes to scan things or open up word processer, photoshop,the internet, etc.,etc. So now I can hardly do anything on it. The internet is actually turing itself off every few minutes even though I'm trying to reply to comments or answer emails. So this SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Skizzers101</author>
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                <title>murder plans</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 20:02:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have this list of people who must die and you'd be surprised how may people who are on it I already have a plan for the first 4.<br />
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to bad if i posted on the internet the doctors in the white coats will come for me =-)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Skizzers101</author>
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                <title>EMOS</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 21:35:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I love emos thaey're so hot and so easy to make fun of but you have to give them a hug after you tease them or else they might go home and slit there wrists and that's no bueno<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Skizzers101</author>
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                <title>lalala</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:16:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala la in case u havent noticed i'm really bored so yea someone pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease entertain me................... no perversion please<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Skizzers101</author>
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                <title>hi</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:36:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wow my last jourmal entry sounded really emo didn't it?  Anywho I'm just typing this one cuz I was at lunch today I realized how fucked up my life must be to have gone from the innocent little girl to who I am now.  Has this ever happened to you cuz i want to know that i'm not alone in this.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Skizzers101</author>
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                <title>Miss Hartless</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 20:02:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I hate geography my teacher.  She is stupid and has no idea what she's doing.  Sometimes I wish I had a dollar for every time a student had to correct her on something that's just plan comman sense, I'd make at least 50 dollars a day.  Sometimes she tries to make excuses for her stupidity in the classroom by saying that it's her first class of the day so she uses us as test subjects to see what works and what doesn't, but other days she says she so stressed out because the class she just came from was rowdy and wouldn't listen to her.  Sometimes I want to kill myself because of it.  She give rediculous amounts of homework saying that "this is an 'x' class I'm supposed to assign homework but she gives work that college kids would be given as a 3 week assignment and expects 9th graders to have it done and back in 3 days.  Even worse is her name.  The name that now haunts my dreams and brings me pain at the mere sound of it.  It makes her sound so nice but it's a lie.  She's made my life hell and makes me want to splatter my brains against the wall and a pistol look like my best friend.  The devil is on Earth and walks the halls of George Washington High School.  She resides within the classroom 216 and her name is Miss Hartman.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>nothing</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:39:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm gonna write a book ain't it awesome 'specially with my kick arse english eh?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Skizzers101</author>
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