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                <title>Shwa~</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:46:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I found a place to scan my art in. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SorrowfulDragon</author>
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                <title>-maniacal laughter-</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:51:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAahahahhahahaAHAHHAahHAH haHHhaaHHAHahHAAHhahahshdfjklhowj.....<br /><br />.....Ahhh....<br /><br />MAN! I am feeling FIRED UP! I'm so gonna write and post and do whatever! Because tonight I am PUMPED man!<br /><br />'Course, I don't have a scanner so all you get to do is read. Man this is a rare feeling for me! I don't even get this way on sugar....This is like an intense happy! A punch-a-bear kinda happy! A go up to a random stranger and ask for condoms kinda happy! Dude! Is this what adrenaline is like?<br /><br />No wonder people fucking jump off planes!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SorrowfulDragon</author>
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                <title>Erm...Hello</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:37:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *looks around nervously*<br /><br />Wooooow....It's been a while I've been on...hasn't it?<br /><br />I didn't even know I had DAILY pageviews...<br /><br />Uhhh...I think I'm gonna go scrounge up some art to post before I'm either forgotten or shot.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SorrowfulDragon</author>
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                <title>I'm Not Dead, I Swear!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:33:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sorry for not posting any actual ART recently. My scanner is down, my internet is shotty and the economy sucks. Plus we're poor.<br /><br />Anyway, now that I'm done making excuses I suppose I oughtta tell you why even though I have new chapters for stories I haven'y posted them. The answer is simple: I has a fanfiction account now.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1499451/SorrowfulDragon">[link]</a><br /><br />So...yeah. Take a look. Laters.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Lum ti dum</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:24:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Awaaah...My internet is finally back, not that it matters if I come on or not since I can't post anything. I'm feeling really shitty because finals are tomorrow and I'm sick. I'm worried that I may not pass if I'm not there but I've been so under the weather that I may not have a choice...<br /><br />Oh fates, why do you damn me so?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The grass is greener in Chicago</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:19:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ It's funny. The more I travel, the more I recognize my own home for being the pile of flaming crap that it is. The past few days I've been in Chicago at a house with 10 children, no television and limited internet. AND IT WAS STILL BETTER THAN MY ONE ROOMED CRAP-HOLE OF AN APARTMENT!<br /><br />Still, I have to appreciate what I've got so I'm going to shut up now. My mom recently discovered that she can drive despite her disabilities and she is still as much of a speed demon as ever. She was going 100 the entire dive down and I was clinging to my seat like a cat faced with water.<br /><br />Speaking of clinging, I'm learning to rollerblade and that involves clawing at the wall to avoid making a faceplant. Still, it's a good way to get around and summer's coming up so I think I'll be fine.<br /><br />I have a headcold right now though, so I guess learning will have to come later.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Left 4 Dead Amoung Other Things</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 20:58:49 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm stunned, really I am.<br /><br />I'm competent- no, not competent, that's not the right word, I'm GOOD at Left 4 Dead.<br /><br /><br />Why is this stunning? Because I suck at FPS shooters. I really do. In fact, I manage to kill myself more often than I kill other people in FPS games.<br /><br />So I have a theory for why I'm so good at L4D and not other games like Counter Strike:<br /><br />Y'know how in most games there's a fellow that's determined to kill everyone? The guy that runs ahead of the group and teabags your friends? Well in L4D it's impossible to be that guy. You get killed if you stray more than a few feet away. And if you don't help your friends you sorely regret it when your gonads are being sliced out by a Hunter.<br /><br />Now as a support person I do quite well. I can survive through a Horde attack with no difficulty and I never leave anyone behind. Instead of yelling at those who stray I merely calmly shoot the Smoker that's strangling them and tell them to stay with the group.<br /><br />Sadly, some of my teammates have proved to be not-so-nice. In one scenario I was 3 feet away from the group, at full health, getting strangled by a Smoker. I called out in game. I called out in life. My friends did not even turn around to save me.<br /><br />They died shortly after.<br /><br />This is why I love Left 4 Dead. Karma. If you leave a friend behind you WILL suffer for it. The only problem is you need a lot of friends to play, as the CPU are not as helpful as real living people. And you need all the help you can get.<br /><br /><i>On the flip side....</i><br /><br />As a zombie it turns from running around shotgunning zombies to adapting to the zombie types. Every type is unique and interesting and you need to learn how to use them or you're basically LETTING the survivors win.<br /><br />Boomers are great, fun and easy to use. Just hide around a corner and vomit on them up close, I guarantee that you're presence in a tight corridor will freak them out so hard that they'll open fire and doom themselves. Even if you don't freak them out there's no space for them to not be affected by the blast.<br /><br />Smokers are agonizing for me to play. Although it's amusing to team up with a Hunter and wipe the floor with survivors, it's very hard for me to get into a place where I can strangle without being killed. The best thing to do is to wait until they've attracted the attention of the Horde and pick off the one that's farthest from the group.<br /><br />Hunters, ah, my very favorite class. To crouch and pounce, to experience the sheer speed, and to see the gore splatter across your hoodie as you tear a survivor's face off...It's so invigorating and fun that I just want to go up to a survivor and give them a hug. While disemboweling them, of course. The most evil trick with a Hunter is to wait until the survivors attract the attention of the Horde, and pounce on them. If you have a Boomer splatter them, even better. They'll be so busy dealing with the other zombies that you'll have had a chance to kill or severely maim them.<br /><br />Tanks, well I don't really play them. I'm pretty good, but honestly I don't get enough practice to be really good with 'em or even to think up a decent strategy.<br /><br />--<br /><br />On a less grim note, I'm addicted to Keroro Gunso now. It's like an adorable happy crazy anime version of Invader Zim, on crack. It's so weird and insane that it's simply entranced me. I especially like Giroro, they psychotic bomb dude who uses friendly fire more often than anyone else I know. And I've played Time Splitters multiplayer with the Gingerbreadman. That cookie's fucking psychotic, the bazooka wielding bastard that he is.<br /><br />Oh, and my parents are out again. So I'm home alone again. But that's okay 'cuz I'm used to it.<br /><br />So...yeah. Laters.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ow.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 14:37:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You may have noticed that I haven't been putting any art up. This is partially due to the fact that my scanner is dead but mostly because I'm being run ragged.<br /><br />We had to do 4 MONTHS WORTH of laundry yesterday and I also had to vacuum up a lot of stuff. During the process a TV fell on my head. <br /><br />Yes, a TV. Don't ask how, don't ask why. It just did.<br /><br />And now I came back from a 2 hour long shopping trip. I ache, I'm dizzy, and I have a big bump on my head. The last thing I want to do is SHOP.<br /><br />Myyyyrh....I swear to gawd I'm gonna collapse. I hope my scanner starts running soon...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Flash Animation</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:56:56 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I just got flash and I'm SO happy. I just got it this morning and I've already got an animation of a dude failing epically -the rest is too graphic to say- and I've decided to try and start doing flashes!<br /><br />YAAAAAAY ALL ABOARD THE FAIL TRAIN! I JUST KNOW THAT I'M GONNA FAIL AT THIS!<br /><br />But it's soooo fun that I just can't stop! Muahaha! More senseless stick violence!<br /><br />I'll post any products of this that are marginally good.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>What a wonderful world....</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:28:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okez, so I was invited to a get together to play Left 4 Dead with some friends. Sounds like fun hunh? Well, it would have been, but the weather didn't permit.<br /><br />Now, remember the blizzard I told you about a couple of journals ago? Well, it's still running, on and off, like a spastic and manic depressive child. And it seems that whenever I need to go anywhere I get snowed in and everyone else goes and has a bloody good time. <br /><br />Well, it seems that the ONE TIME I shove my way through the snow to a bus stop and wait for 20 minutes for a bus that's delayed anyway, everyone decides to stay inside.<br /><br />So instead of having a nice Left 4 Dead tournament at a cyber cafe I ended up playing Oblivion at a cyber cafe. And my experience in Oblivion is as follows:<br /><br />-I got taunted for being a lizard stuck in jail<br />-Punched a clay jug for 5 minutes because I was trying to figure out how to pick it up<br />-Set said clay jug on fire for the same reasons<br />-Got mauled by a rat<br />-Found one <i>and exactly one</i> zombie and looted it<br />-Got stuck in stealth mode<br />-Spent 10 minutes figuring out how to drop shit<br />-Poisoned a Katana<br />-Got said poisoned Katana removed from my person because it was a relic -or some bullshit like that-<br />-Watched the king get murdered<br />-Got out of jail<br />-Killed a couple crabs -because I could-<br />-Got shot at by a bandit<br />-Thought I was getting shot at by a guard, and attacked the guard<br />-Found the bandit and killed her -with the help of the guard I had assualted-<br />-Looted the body<br />-Got arrested for possession of stolen property by the guard that I had <i>attacked</i><br />-Paid off my fines and got lost in the castle<br />-Looted the castle<br />-Decided to put everything back so I wouldn't have to get arrested again<br />-Got told by a Night Elf that I reminded her of her homeland during the plague (Well, I don't blame her, I WAS playing a lizard-woman)<br /><br />Then I realized it was getting late and went home. That pretty much sums up my experience of Oblivion. The next day I caught a horrible cold from the freezing weather and found myself strangely addicted to the game. Funny how that works.<br /><br />So...yeah. Laters!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>W T F</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:58:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Weeelll...I just tried to log onto facebook for no reason, and I just found out that my account is banned. I'm pissed because I just got on a day or two ago and I never do anything bad. So why in gods name was I banned?<br /><br />I mean seriously, I turn my back for two days and this shit happens? <br /><br />So...yeah. Otherwise life is fine, the printer's broke and I'm snowed in, but that's life. Laters!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Okami Fever!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:05:58 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hi. I'm SorrowfulDragon, and I SHOULD be posting art.<br /><br />I SHOULD be making a bunch of christmas/new year stuff.<br /><br />I SHOULD be writing my latest fanfic.<br /><br />But I'm not.<br /><br />Why, you ask?<br /><br />Because my birthday is in three days. And I got a new present. It's called Okami and it is the most FUCKING BEAUTIFUL game that my eyes have ever had the pleasure of burning themselves out on.<br /><br />So I'm hermiting myself away until I finish this game. Do not expect me to post, do not expect me to change anything. Do not even expect me to check my mail. Yeah, it's that important.<br /><br />So...yeah. Laters!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Back Like a BAD ITCH</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 18:49:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wa-Hey! I'm back like a sadistic tick from hell to bring the masses shitty entertainment coupled with bad art!Mwa-ha-ha!<br /><br />As you can see I feel much refreshed after my short vacation. There's nothing like seeing you extended family for making you miss home more than ever.<br /><br />I would post some stuff right here, right now, but my printer is down. Or, more accurately, it's a peice of shit. <br /><br /><br />Anywho, laters people, I gotta catch some Z's...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Wasting Time</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 19:00:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Kehkeh. Merry Christmas from Ohio! I'm sitting here in a luxury hotel, in the bloody special luxury loungue, in a cushy chair, doing <i>exactly the same thing that I do at home</i>.<br /><br />I'm just freaking wonderful aren't I? I totally deserve this vacation.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Toying With snow</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 08:35:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Merry Christmas, fools. Life's just fine on my end.<br /><br />Although I have no fucking clue what I want for christmas...<br /><br />Ballyhoo...I've just finished playing a Spiderman game I've borrowed from my friend. I admit I feel guilty about playing such a commercial game, but I must admit that you feel PRETTY FUCKING SWEET when you're swinging above New York at the speed of a freaking jet and punching baddies in the face. But now I've finished and I feel kinda sad. No more face-punching web-slinging for me! T_T<br /><br />In other news my mum just got a new compy so now I have my pwn to screw around with. It doesn't have sound yet but it does have a wireless mouse and keyboard, which is pointlessly handy. In fact, I write this entire paragraph in the kitchen.<br /><br />My mom got a new voice recognition thing and it's pretty sweet but seems kinda...glitchy. She sounds like an idiot when she repeats the same phrase over and over again.<br /><br />We've currently got a blizzard going. My dad started trying to go to work at 9 and he still hasn't left the driveway. We're making snowcones from the snow we've collected in bowls later on, so I feel pretty badass.<br /><br />Well, I guess that's what I've been doing in a nutshell. I won't be able to go anywhere today so I guess I'll just play Disgaea.<br /><br />So...yeah. Laters!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Myrahh Christmas</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:40:34 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, well it's the season of lovey-dovey gift giving and you know what that means?<br /><br />No, not Santa.<br /><br />No, not Santa art.<br /><br />It means that I get to go to Ohio and get back to my roots! Also it means I'll be getting older by a year soon. Muhahaha.<br /><br />So merry christmas various peoples!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Selling Art</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 20:06:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My mum decided that me throwing art away was a waste of her good money. She said that I should sell my reject art because "Someone" would want it. In reply I asked her who would want my half finished reference drawings? She replied that *someone* would want it. <br /><br />Then we had a yelling contest and in the end I ended up in my room with a sore throat and a hand throbbing from the effort of not strangling her.<br /><br />Now she's watching Christmas specials. I fucking love the holidays.<br /><br />Merry Thanksgiving to those with normal lives. <br />You have no idea how very lucky you are.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Turkyday</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:38:32 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Thanksgiving is coming up and that means work work work...<br /><br />How many people slave in a kitchen in the name of giving thanks for something we cannot even clearly remember the details of I will never know...<br /><br />i suppose I'm just being a prick because I know what my Christmas presents are despite my parent's best efforts. Sometimes it sucks being smart.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>What now?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:44:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm bored now. I don't know what to do. There are no parents to annoy. All the cats are in hiding and I can't leave my humble abode. I have run out of ideas for things to do. <br /><br />This is starting to feel a lot like summer...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hey, the Medic came!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:47:24 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well...my mom's in the hospital now. And my dad's in Ohio...<br /><br />What to do now....Party? No, it's 12...<br /><br />......*evil smirk*<br /><br />I know what to do...bwhahahaahaha...<br /><br />BLAST JPOP AND WRITE SHITTY FANFICTION WITH MY TOES AND DRAW WITH MY HANDS!!!<br /><br />Oh and play Disgaea in english with all of the swearing scenes so loud they can wake the dead...<br /><br />FUCK YOU NEIGHBORS!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SorrowfulDragon</author>
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                <title>MEDIC!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 16:34:42 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm stuck all weekend with my mother and she's got the stomach flu! She's puking and shitting all over the place! AND I'M STUCK ALONE WITH HER!!<br /><br />My dad's at a book signing in Ohio and I have to take care of her!<br /><br />OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN TAKE PITY ON MY WRETCHED LACK OF SOUL!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>STALKERS!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 17:31:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ OH MY FUCKING GAWD IN HEAVEN WITH CREAM OF BROCCOLI SOUP!<br /><br />People I know keep <i>finding</i> me. For the love of me, I can't figure out why they would even bother tracking down my DA account especially since I have the lowest hit rating of all of my friends.<br /><br />I suppose this is what comes of not participating in thumbshare, haha. Oh, and generally sucking so hard that I make leeches cry.<br /><br />Alas, I jest. I actually feel pretty happy. I'm coming down with something but then again I'm ALWAYS coming down with something. I suppose if I have enough energy to complain then I have enough energy to be happy.<br /><br />So...yeah. Happy Days.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Blark</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:01:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I have a headcold. My throat is sore and my head aches. My nose is overflowing.<br /><br />And someone stole my bike.<br /><br />Life is just fucking grand...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Homecoming</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 18:07:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>Hmm...~</i><br /><br />I had an interesting time at homecoming. My friend ToxicOxygen had a good time overcoming her social barriers. I basically had a monopoly on the Honeydew melon and tomatoes. I also learned a few new dance moves.<br /><br />I don't really feel happy or anything today though. I just feel satisfied that I helped people have a good time.<br /><br />So...yeah. Laters.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Eternal Sloth</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:28:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>Slowly<br />Bit by bit<br />I am working<br />To overcome<br />My natural demons<br />My sins of the heart<br />My procrastination<br />My boredom<br />My lack of motivation<br />My eternal sloth</i><br /><br /><br /><br />...So...yeah...Art later.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Complications complications...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:15:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My mum's in the hospital now...<br /><br />I'm having trouble breathing...<br /><br />And no one likes my art...<br /><br />Plus I have homework...<br /><br /><br /><br />My optimism is gone. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>LOUVERLY</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:03:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ School was just plain louverly! LOUVERLY!<br /><br />Everyone was confused (even the teachers) and they held us too long and we missed our busses and had to take a bus downtown.<br /><br />Now I'm tired, my feet hurt, and I've invented a horrible thing that I call "The Lemon Beast".<br /><br />OMFG, the same plant that makes poppy seed makes opium and also heroine. That's friggan weird.<br /><br />So...yeah. Rawr.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Up to my nose in kittens</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:46:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well...no art today because school's almost here and I have to mentally brace for that. Also; I've been working on quality so...yeah.<br /><br /><br />I have 7 cats now. What the hell should I do with them?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Someone Might've Drugged Me...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 09:49:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <i>Oh the world is made of happy...<br />If only you would see...<br />That the world's greatest happy...<br />Resides inside of you and me!~</i><br /><br /><br />I'm still happy and I have no clue why as the threat of school looms ever closer over my head! I suppose it's the kittens that run screaming from me but I feel GREAT!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>SorrowfulDragon...iz happy.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 19:35:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I dunno why but I'm really really happy.<br /><br />So I'll post.<br /><br /><br />My only problem is that I don't live up to my name.<br /><br />Eh heh heh heh heh...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>It's a bird its a plane, no; its BAD ART!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:03:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey! I just came back from my grandma's funeral and I feel GREAT~!<br /><br />I have a whole book full of art to upload and I'm fairly confident that no one will care!<br /><br />But that's ok because I feel VERY OPTIMISTIC!<br /><br />So I'm gonna keep truckin on and keep a non-homicidal attitude!<br /><br />Now some things to make you smile:<br /><br /><br />Puppies are cute! Give one a home!<br /><br />Flowers spring eternal from wells of joy!<br /><br />Eternal love! (Larharl dies)<br /><br />Girls have far more power than they used too!<br /><br />Love and joy flow abroad, life eternal is eminent!<br /><br />Kittens are adorable!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Meep</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:37:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ La ti da...<br /><br />Hallo again, working on my art, trying to master shading...<br /><br />Fun fact: I'm allergic to mosquito bites! <br /><br />Another fun fact: I live in an area with a lot of still water and its summer!<br /><br />So bearing those fun, happy facts in mind I'll try to produce some nice art for anyone who cares.<br /><br />Which probably amounts to what? Three people? T-T<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SorrowfulDragon</author>
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                <title>Holy Crud!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 21:06:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *jaw drops to floor*<br /><br />AWWWWWWWWWW CRAP! I go away for three days and now I can't search anything! Awaaaaaaaaah... Updates are a pain.<br /><br /><br />I have some art and I'll prob'ly put it up soon.<br />>.><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Look at all the cobwebs...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:02:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Heh, 's been awile...<br /><br />Sorry anyone who care...I've been busy with stuff...in places. I also haven't been doing much art. Eheheheh..I might be doing some pokecrap soon though...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SorrowfulDragon</author>
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                <title>Limit Break!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:21:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ok, I'm tired as hell and my mum is shoving Lunesta down my throat so I may not be very active. Sorry. So...yeah, I'm gonna go lay on a rock somewhere.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bleac</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 18:25:39 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm back. Sorry. I know I need to get more art up etc. I've just been really sick lately. So yeah. I'll get some art up or god help me, may I get struck by....<br /><br />*lightning flashes in background*<br /><br />...An angry cat!<br /><br />*cat flies into face*<br /><br />...Ok, I'll get on that art now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Return of The Mother! (*cue scary music)</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 18:27:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My mom's coming home tomorrow. I fear her return. 'Nuff said.<br /><br />In other (less depressing) news, I saw Iron Man today. It was pretty interesting and made me want to draw some biomech stuff. However, I feel like procrastinating so I'll do it another day.<br /><br />Same goes for scanning. My printer is acting up and I just woke up from a 4-hour nap. I'll deal with it tommorrow. <br /><br />So...yeah. If you'll excuse me, Konoichi Warrior is callming and I think I hear noobs failing on the dancing stones.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SorrowfulDragon</author>
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                <title>Art cram</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 19:58:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Basicly...I went through my art box and found a bunch of old crap. I've decided to upload most of it. (Because I can now, since I found the "Grayscale" effect.) So expect to get swamped with art as soon as I feel like scanning a lot of crap.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Afraid of homework</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:36:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm having...Troubling times. I need to get a crap load of work done, but quite frankly I'm afraid of it. And my Dad. He's scary when he helps with homework.<br /><br /><br />So I'm playing Kindom Hearts 2 instead. I'll worry about homework later. Sephiroth is going down!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Broken Mothers And Broken Keyboards</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:59:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The other day I went to a happy event at school. It was one of those after school things and it was kinda nice. But when I came home I had an ambulence at my door. I ran in and lo and behold, out went my mom on a streacher. <br /><br />I HATE it when this happens.<br /><br />And after that was all well and done, I found out that my keyboard was broken. That was just the icing on the cake. So now we have a new one that's way to sensitiv for my taste since my fingers practicly stumble acrss the keyboard.<br /><br />And as for my mom? She's still in the hospital, giving hell to the nurses I'm sure.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Stupid moniter, sentience is for carbon-based life</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:03:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Awaaah...My stupid moniter(sp?) keeps dying. It just shuts off for no reason at all. I'm not sure why and it just seems to do so whenever it feels like it. I'm pretty sure I've eliminated the phases of the moon and the placement of my chair as factors but I'm not so sure about the kitties...Maybe they short out the compter somehow.<br /><br />Anyway, swearing at it doesn't seem to help 'cuz it just shuts down again and again as if it could hear me. Stupid computer.<br /><br />So...yeah. Laters.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SorrowfulDragon</author>
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                <title>Nothing new</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:36:43 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I might get more art up. I'm very busy doing nothing. I thought my journal needed an update...So...yeah. Laters.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SorrowfulDragon</author>
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                <title>New Avvi</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:31:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hullo! As you may or may not have noticed, I have an Avatar now!! However, it kinda sucks. I can't crop so that's why. I'd make it neater, but I'm too lazy. <br /><br />Also this morning I woke up with people from an ambulance coming and asking if my mom needed to be taken to the hospital. She didn't.<br /><br />So...yeah. I'm sick again. But otherwise everythings fine. My teacher might still kill me though.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Not much new</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:24:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Life still in choas...still hating my mom...my mom horribly ill...cat with stone in paw...broken keyboard...not much new today I guess. <br /><br />Later my family might make spicy Onigiri since my mom messed up and bought spicy Nodi.(sp?) I might post some art soon. I'm pretty sure I'm screwed at school though so I might have to dedicate some art time to that. <br /><br />So...yeah. Laters.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~SorrowfulDragon</author>
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                <title>Good Morning! Here's a cat to your face!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:03:58 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Gruh. I went to bed for like....5 hours....And then...me mum woke me up...by throwing a cat at me...I'm tired...I'm bleeding...and while I was sleeping the blood pooled at the back of my head...<br /><br />I'll try to get some art up when I can think properly...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I be bleeding yo.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:06:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Weell...I tried to take my cat Violet for a walk today...because its a nice day and all...But one of my other cats escaped as well. At first it was cute, 'cuz she was happily meowing and going back to see her "friend" however, she was actually breeding rebellion. <br /><br />So the other cat waltzed around and evetually Violet just slipped out of her leash all together. Eventually I had to coax her out of a thorny bush and carry her home. But when she saw the house she just screeched and scratched and covered me in tiny painful cuts.<br /><br />Now I'm bleeding all over the floor, and even more fun is the fact that I'm actually allergic to catscratches...So I'm swelling at the cuts and pretty soon I won't be able to type.<br /><br />So...yeah.I'll tryy to get some art up...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:08:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My mom has TV now, and she won't turn it off! I'm sick of it! All I want to do is live a life of Youtube and here she comes with her 40 inch Tv blasting her stupid reality shows and saying she's gonna put me on What Not to Wear because I look like a teen dressing like a 40 year old! I just don't want guys staring at my freaking breasts just because I'm female! If I dress drably its because I want people to appriceate my personality! She also broke the keyboard! <br /><br /> I woke up last night at like 3 am, thirsty as a vampire in a town of frozen zombies and decided to get some fruit punch. Instead I ended up dropping a 5-ounce glass on my foot. I've been limping all day. <br /><br />However you're probably tired of hearing me complain now so I guess I'd better get on to other things. Life is pretty good otherwise and we have a break coming up so that may constitute some art. I'm pretty sure teaching my cat to sit on command was the smartest thing I've ever done.<br /><br />And it looks like hell froze over so I guess I have to get some art up, eh?<br /><br />So....yeah. Don't hit your head on the comment box.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Meh</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 19:09:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ahh....Sorry. I've been being worked like a dog and am currently crammed between boxes larger than I am and a wall. Making a one bedroom house work for 2 people and 1 hadicapped person is by no means an easy task. So I'll have some art up in abou...Well, how long do you think it would take hell to freeze over?<br /><br />In any event, I have lately been on a final fantasy rampage and have decided that I NEED to buy final fantasy 4 for nostalgic purposes. This may lead to some dragoon fanart although one can never be sure. Also people have been pestering me to make a TF2 comic so...yeah.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bleh</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:24:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Sorry various persons. I have no art because my mom's first order of business was to A) clean up the house and B) go through all of my clothing and C) to get us to eat "healthy". Her next project is to screw with the computer. Also, she expects me to keep her entertained via the internet because there is no TV. <br /><br />I honestly don't get whats so great about televison. It all just gives me a migrane while simotaniously boring me to death.<br /><br />I was also sick yesterday (I still am today) when my mom made me take Nyquil. I hate medicine. Hate it, <i>hate it, HATE IT!</i> Why can't I just let my bodies's immune system do the job? Also Nyquil looks suspiciously like antifreeze, I pointed this out to her and got an earful.<br /><br /> So...yeah. No art for a while.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Night of the Lepus</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:17:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well...Damn. It looks like reverse phycology doesn't work on Microrganisums or immune systems. So I'm still sick. And even better, since I live in such a small house, my dad got sick too. I swear, if this was the plague era we'd be screwed.<br /><br />Yesterday I watched a really weird movie. It was called "Night of the Lepus" and it was about giant rabbits eating people. It was pretty cool. Except there was this little girl who started to whole giant rabbit thing and probably had an IQ of 2. I mean, most of what she whined was "Papa!" or "Mama!" and she was like six. I hate people like that.<br /><br />So...yeah. I'll post some art sooner or later. Y'know. If hell freezes over.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Lying on a Bed of Tissues</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:47:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am sick, I know it. My body knows it, hell, I'm not so much breathing as bleeding hot air through my nose.<br /><br />But the thing is, I refuse to beleive it. Why? Because if I'm 100% sure I'm not sick, despite my physical limitations, I will be well. Phycology, y'know? <br /><br />And also I'm drinking copius amounts of tea and chicken noodle soup.<br /><br />I'm not surprised I got ill, recently, after serveral days of joyous sunshine, we get hit by a snowstorm. That screws with my asthma and allergies. Not to mention the fact that my room is like six degrees colder than the rest of our one-room, one bath house.<br /><br />And I'm really mad for some reason. I don't know why but I'm just realy prone to lashing out and smashing stuff today. Usually I'm pretty passive and very apprehensive. Go fig.<br /><br />And now I take my leave, for I feel the deep pangs of hunger that I always feel around 1 'o clock in the morning for some reason. And I can never quite satisfy them with food...So...yeah. Don't hit your head on the comment box.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>La la la....</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:11:02 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Lately I've been playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. Its pretty fun and the story line is ok-ish. I'm kinda peeved that you don't get to evolve 'till after the game is over. So I've been trying to rush it. Don't bug me about liking pokemon, I'm a first-gen fan. <br /><br />So...I went over to my friend Ben's today. His brother is a bit dramatic and likes falling on the floor pretending to be dead. So when I accidently knocked him with my backpack he lay sprawled on the floor in the most dramtic fashon. It was then that I had an interesting conversation, it went like this:<br /><br /><br />"SD? What are you doing?"<br /><br />"I'm looting you. Get over it."<br /><br /><br />And thus I *releived* him of his clarinet case, lunch and phone. Then I kinda put them in his house 'cuz stealing's a bit...illigal. And I like him. <br /><br />So we went and played brawl for a bit. Meta's a load of fun to play. He has enough speed and can rank damage up enough for my favorite tactic: Hit and Run. And most of his moves can be used to run away too. <br /><br />But I've noticed that his attacks take a second or two to warm up and his final smash (though flashy) is not terribly effective. So if someone has good timing and can catch you in the middle of a combo, you're pretty much done for. He's also pretty easy to knock down, or maybe that's just my tactics.<br /><br />At one point we played the co-op mission thingy, where you have to complete certain objectives with your partner. We did this one thing where Ben was Ike and I was Marth. Before we actually played it though, we decided who got what character. He was better with Ike so naturally he got 'im. Then I noticed the description on the thing: The swift and the strong! I said "Mwoooh..." and Ben asked my why I was sad. I said I had gotten the swift (Marth) and was unhappy about it. He asked me if I wanted to play the strong (Ike). I told him I wanted to play the short. (i.e. Meta, as much as I love him, he's a midget!)<br /><br />In any event, I had a good time and way generally pretty happy today. This is good because soon I'll be living in a dictatorship. <br /><br />Anyway...I'ma go walk my cat now!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Zomg...can it be?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:15:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A 100 page views??<br /><br />I thought I'd <i>never</i> get here...<br /><br />So yeah....<br /><br />*pulls out long elaborate speech*<br /><br />I'd like to thank uh...What is that? Kinda looks like a 6...Or a kitten juggling swords inside one of those monkey ball things...AH FORGET IT!<br /><br />*tosses script away*<br /><br />Curse my illegible handwriting...Anyway, thanks a lot guys, I'll keep posting, and maybe try to get one 'o those "Thanks for XXX page views" things up.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OH NO</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 21:13:49 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My mom....is coming...to live with me...On this weekend!!<br /><br />*screams in mortal agony and claws at face in aungish*<br /><br />OK, for those of you who don't know...my mom is a very very very...special person. She's very smart, very funny, and has a heart of fuggan frozen lead!! She's had 7 heart attacks, a triple bypass, and recently a stroke. She weighs at least 200 pounds and is shorter than I am. (I'm barely 5 foot) She has diebeties she never checks, drinks soda all day long and plays computer games! She hasn't had a job in over 12 years. She spent 4 of those years in BED. She's a household dictator and would do well in the court of law.<br /><br />AND SHE'S MY MOTHER. That's the worst part, because legally she can boss me to do anything and I have to grin and bear it. She left my dad who she was married to for fourteen years for a guy she met on the internet. WHO WAS MARRIED AND HAD A KID.<br /><br />And then she had her stroke and he realized that he had bitten off more than he could chew, so what does he do? He spits her out onto my doorstep. Since she and my dad never got divorced we get to take her in. Hoo-ray. My happiness and heaven has just been shattered.<br /><br />On the other hand, I got a watch that won't strangle my hand today.~ Its a pocket watch and I love it.<br /><br />So..yeah. That's all for tonight. See ya round and don't bump your head on the comment box.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy Irish Day!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:15:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Happy Irish Day!!<br /><br />*cat comes up, whispers in ear*<br /><br />Wait, what? Its called St.Patrick's Day? Since when? But Irish Day sounds better. Tradition? SCREW TRADITION!<br /><br />*pushes cat away*<br /><br />OK, so happy what is now and forever to be called, Irish Day. And yes, I'm not wearing green. Why? Three reasons, <br /><br />1) I forgot. <br />2) I'm Irish.<br />3) I'm Alien, I've got green blood.<br /><br />So yeah. I have a picture that I'll ink and upload, y'know, if I'm not too busy commiting deadly sins. (Sloth, yo.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Pacman is a God of Bowling!?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 16:42:52 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So yeah, I was invited to go bowling for Big Brothers/Sisters today and it was a boatload of fun. But no one told me it was a dress up thing and Ben and Micheal (my friends) didn't dress up. I wanted to go as a Prinny so every time my friends would score a point I could be like "Good Job, Dood!" but sadly I did not dress up and therefore could not say "Dood" without looking like an idiot.  <br /><br />However, other people DID dress up and we had all of the characters from Peter Pan, Toy Story and most notably, Pacman. Someone got a big mound of cardboard and yellow fabric, cut holes for eyes and wore a black tee-shirt. (The effect was eye dots) It was realy cool and despite his overly bulky costume,, he rocked the house with his mad bowling skills. I, on the other hand, first scored 7 (for the entire game) and then on the second game scored like in the fifties. Ah, you gotta love quick learning skills. <br /><br />What else...oh yeah, there was a raffle. Actually, 3 raffles. All of us won something on the first one, and on the second one Ben won like 150 dollars. Micheal (his younger brother) was not amused and tried to say that "Ben just had it in his pocket, Mom pulled it, so Mom should spend it." I was sadly disappointed by this childish display from the usually mature Micheal and personally thought that Ben probobly wouldn't get all of the money anyway. Surely such a large amount should be shared.<br /><br />Ok, I admit, I acted like an idiot there, but I'm always an idiot so it doesn't matter. Also, breaking people's concentration via balloon enduced static electricity is fun. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/letters/=p.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":P" title=":P (Lick)" /> <br /><br />Oh yeah, and my "Sin from God" piece was used in my dad's Podcast for his radio show today. Only he edited it to have color, much to my disapproval. Check it out.<br /><br /><a href="http://uncledavelewis.podomatic.com">[link]</a><br /><br />So...yeah.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Comment Spree!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:27:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ La la la...I'm not sick anymore and I'm feeling so happy I could ~sing~! So I feel like commenting happy things on all of my friends art and sumbitting a lot of art with my new uber scanner! <br /><br />Oh joy and rapture, what a wonderous night this is! I can almost ignore the gnawing hunger in my stomach and the voices telling me to kill people!<br /><br />Just kidding! <br /><br />Ok, not about the hunger, but about the killing. Though it is tempting when in the presence of *some* idiots, I have yet to get my hands on a gun and so the people of my town are safe...for now...<br /><br />So anyway...I'ma gonna go through my art and post a bunch of it. You people had better comment or there's gonna be an apocalypse sooner than you may think...<br /><br />Just kidding! Or am I?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Mood Swings</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:34:33 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Why is everyone so much better than me!?! I'm not even bloiting funny anymore!! Why are all of my friends so good at art!! Why am I so stupid!!?? Why god, why why WHY!?!<br /><br />GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG! It makes me so angry!! I could kick myself!! It seems like everything I do doesn't even matter because there's always someone out there better than me!! WHATS THE POINT IN EVEN TRYING ANYMORE?!?!?!<br /><br />-pulls chunk of hair out-<br /><br />*pant pant* *looks at above text* Hmmm...I do sound absurd...Ah, what a fool I am...I guess I should just go try extra-hard to make something funny now to make it up to you peoples. Sorry! This is what colds do to me. <br /><br />*skips off singing Caramelldansen*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Blaaaaaaaarg...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:09:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am sick. Yesterday, I was fine, now I'm dealing with a raging headache and the inablity to speak. <br /><br />DEAR GOD WHY?<br /><br />Yesterday I was all "Happy Fuzzy Joy Joy" and I was feelin' good. Today I feel like I was dragged to the very pits of hell and back with the souls of cheese sandwiches stomping all over me and Bush yelling his political crap in my ear. And don't say that doesn't make sense.<br /><br />If I made sense, I'd be just like the rest of you.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ninja Pirate Changling Go!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:59:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So...I'm into DnD and stuff now. Its pretty fun but I'm a noob. One day I was extremely bored and my friend asked me to make a character. So I was like "Kay." The result was a Ninja, Dread Pirate, Changling lady. Yeah. Its actually possible. I was gonna make it a warforged (Ninja Pirate Cyborg Lady) but I decided that stat penalties were not worth it. This is almost as bad as my friends Gelatinous Cube Monk. <br /><br />So my friend (the one with brawl) discovered that Meta had indeed not snapped, and was hanging around attacking random swordsmen (Marth) for no good reason. I was wondering why he had a gaint flying Mother-of-a-ship in the sky in his likeness, piloted by evildoers and all he's doing is going around fighting people. Then I realized the only reason you would do such a thing.<br /><br />Insurance.<br /><br />Meta. Had. Spaceship. Insurance. Why else would you let people get away with stuff like that? He must've had a whole crap load of insurance on that thing, WITH INTREST. <br /><br />Oh yeah, and I've fallen in love with Hoshii no Kaabii for reasons beyond my control. Its a kids show I know but somehow its just awesome. DON'T ASK ME HOW.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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