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I just want to say that I am hardly on this account, but I do for check for messages. If you want to contact me, either send me a note or contact me via an instant messenger. Thanks.

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/15322415/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/15322415/ Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:26:40 PDT
As some of you may have know, as of August I have entered my sixth year of training martial arts. I train both Goju Ryu and Matayoshi Kobudo, and I have Shodan (1st degree black belt) rank in each. Martial arts has been the longest voluntary commitment that I have ever followed through with my life. My five years and so of training were very powerful into morphing myself to the person I am today. It is all because of a man named Peter Savoy.

Now, we all hate biographies, but Peter Savoy is without a moment of doubt the most significant man that I have ever met. He is the only man with a proper martial art in any respectable distance, and that is a fact that I have confirmed over the past five years. Not the smartest man in the world, he is in fact the perfect teacher. He has unearthly wisdom and forgotten knowledge, and passes down the morals on how to live a proper life. I admit it, I would have not come out to even as close of a respectable or disciplined person if it weren't for his strenuous training. I still gaze and wonder how he has pulled off what he has.

Now, the dojo which he has run for the past seventeen years, is closing. His body is failing him, attendance is lacking, we're losing a war of attrition. He has never made money off of the buisness, he has shown us black belts the accounting. He walks off with $200/month. I am not joking. The rest is saved to pay for rent over the slow summer months. Why does he persist? He loves the art. Yet, there has come the time that the person, and place that is the closest (albeit far off) to god and my church. And both of them are parting my life in a few short months, to go on with life.

I have never heard something so hurtful for as far as I can remember. He is right, and I mourn. His teaching and his training got me through five years of bullying. His teaching has made me the top student employee at work. His teaching has made me do my homework. His teaching has given me self-confidence. His teaching has turned me into a somebody. He took my life from the trash and turned me into a somebody.

I am at the verge of tears despite me never crying in the past five years of my life. This is major, and the last journal worthy thing I've had in months. I'm glad I have three days to just recover.

~Jacob

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Oh yes, here are thirty ways not to piss me off at work! [link]


Also, Bubble Dragon D&D Stats! [link]

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/15175287/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/15175287/ Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:16:00 PDT
RAWRBOTS

Oh yes, here are thirty ways not to piss me off at work! [link]


Also, Bubble Dragon D&D Stats! [link]

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/15175197/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/15175197/ Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:10:05 PDT
Oh yes, here are thirty ways not to piss me off at work! [link]


Also, Bubble Dragon D&D Stats! [link]

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/15133894/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/15133894/ Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:11:23 PDT
Yay, I'm worth money apparently.

Now, I have multiple routes on which I could go with on this journal. If you are reading this, that you would generally imply that you're reading this to the end, or until you notice this journal goes down a page of solid text, either way I have won in some metaphorical way. HA!

Here are the routes I could take:
1. Rant about something in a Maddoxesque way, while claiming the humor is my own.
2. Rant about work, for I got LOTS of attention from the guide on how not to piss me off at work below.
3. Give a 5 paragraph summary of the last month of my life, full of irrelevant details even I don't care about.
4. Continue on with this list as you pray for a punchline.
5. Cram poetry down your throats, become emo and ask for sympathy then find mental reform and come up with a new motto on life every week, on which I fail to follow through as you see on next Tuesday's journal.
6. Summarize many of the above journal styles and how I despise them.
7. Still waiting for a punchline?
8. Then stop reading, you aren't reading my tone properly, and my humor is far offshot from yours.

As you can tell, I'm rather bitter. Or at least, I should probably create the illusion of that so I could gather sympathy despite the fact of me being a jerk. XD

OK, me being questionable aside, fun time. I recently got my hands on a copy of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney. If you don't have a Nintendo DS, or a copy of said game prepare to be called a twat for being shallow enough to miss a true gem in video gaming. This is "teh shitz", and the game even includes a character who speaks in 1337. How could you ignore something so awesome. I'm going to list out of context many things the game includes:

1. Ruffled suits
2. Plot twists up the wazoo
3. Someone who is probably a hooker
4. A southerner
5. Recurring characters
6. A plot-line that doesn't suck

I could claim that commenting on such a game in a negative way would be against the law or something, but then you would see I'm blatantly stealing from the Zero Punctuation: Psychonauts presentation. If you don't know what Zero Punctuation is, start watching. That's an order!

Aside from me being as confusing as hell in exactly what my tone is, the truth is that I have nothing to say. I've been busy, and I spent three days beating Phoenix Wright. LEAVE ME BE!

Comment n' stuff. Please? XD

~Jacob

Note: Also, for those who did make it this far. I need CSS. If you make a nice journal layout for me, I'll give you a 3-month subby. Deal?

Oh yes, here are thirty ways not to piss me off at work! [link]


Also, Bubble Dragon D&D Stats! [link]

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14703697/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14703697/ Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:13:16 PDT
Firstly, Maddox. [link]

Second, NycterisA. Without you, I wouldn't be so.... okay I'd be the same, but you're simply just amazing.

Third, my commissioners. Without you, I'd be artless.

Actually, no. That's a lie. This is to everyone who has drawn me Giftart. Especially Angie. . If I missed you, PLEASE hurt me, as my memory is poor.

Also, my pirate crew, so again I link you to...

My friends lists includes many great artists, checks it out.

Also, special note to for all of her spamming. Spam her back.

YAY! LINKAGE!

~Jacob

Oh yes, here are thirty ways not to piss me off at work! [link]


Also, Bubble Dragon D&D Stats! [link]

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14614809/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14614809/ Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:24:12 PDT 's gallery and find out what I'm talking about. I'm not linking it specifically so you'll have to look through a bunch of her work until you can find it! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Random feature, check out . If you like wolves n' stuff, chances are you won't be dissapointed.

I haven't been online much since I've been deathly busy. I have a 10 page (minimum) essay on 9 philosophers, their lives and how I connect/disagree with them. It's rather intimidating, and it's due on Tuesday. I also have to read the Stonecarvers, but that can wait until my essay is done for good.

I'm taking three courses this semester, Advanced Functions, Canadian/International Law and English, all are University Preperation courses. Sure, it's supposedly a light workload, but lots of homework. I find it ANNOYING AS HELL that people don't understand how to analyze poetry or do simple mathematical processes such as "completing the square", which at this point should be at the level somewhere between not choking on your saliva and making sure your pant zipper stays up. BLEH. So I just sit there in class as people with gawking expressions stumble their way through courses that their parents forced them to take. It's not fun. <.<

Ummmmmmmmmm......................................... Big payday tomorrow. And I mean big, my boss owes me lots of money for my awesome.

I'm still playing through Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, the game is just plain amusing. To sum up the mentality of the main character, I've written this.

"Hey there! I'm Marche, the main character, who happens to have a PHD in Philosophy! I've entered my best friend's dream world brought on by a powerful magical artifact, and have a much happier existence going around and stabbing people with swords and stripping them naked with my steal skills. For some reason I can't explain I must destroy this world and be universally hated by everybody who wants this existence to remain and stumble across the crystals required to weaken the world on a monthly basis!"

It's just like Harry Potter, with different names.

~Jacob

Oh yes, here are thirty ways not to piss me off at work! [link]


Also, Bubble Dragon D&D Stats! [link]


~Jacob ]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14414126/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14414126/ Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:58:00 PDT Have an original species?
Want stats?
Just post a request here, and if it's feasible I'll get to it.


This is for

Bubble Dragon

Size/Type: Small Dragon
Hit Dice: 3d12+3 (21 hp)
Initiative: +3
Speed: 20ft (4 squares) fly 40ft (8 squares, average)
Armor Class: 18 (+1 Size, +3 Dex, + 4 Natural)
Base Attack/Grapple: +3/-1
Attack: Sting +8 Melee (1d6-1 plus poison)
Full Attack: Sting +5 Melee (1d6-1 plus poison) and slam +2 (1d6-1)
Space/Reach: 5ft/5ft
Special Attacks: Poison
Special Qualities: Blindsense 60 ft., darkvision 60 ft., immunity to sleep and paralysis, low-light
vision, spell resistance 15, soul devourer, inflation, bubble breath
Saves: Fort +4, Ref +6, Will +2
Abilities: Str 8, Dex 16, Con 13, Int 11, Wis 9, Cha 17
Skills: Listen +7, Spot +7, Survival +7, Hide +13
Feats: Weapon Finesse, Alertness
Environment: Temperate Forests
Organization: Solitary, Pair
Challenge Rating: 3
Treasure: None
Alignment: Usually Chaotic Neutral
Advancement: 3-5 Small, 6-8 Medium, 8-9 Large, see below.


Combat:

Poison (Ex)
Injury, Fortitude DC 16, Initial damage for inflation for one minute (1-99lb character rises at
30ft/round, 100-200lb character rises at 20ft/round, 201-400lb character rises at 10ft/round, slows
fall of 401-600lb character by 10ft/round, any heavier negates the ability) increasing their size by
one category. Secondary damage is 1d4 CON damage. Clothing/Armor does not adjust to size
changes. Piercing damage causes the character to deflate, falling normally. The save DC is
Constitution-based and includes a +4 racial bonus.

Blindsense (Ex)
A bubble dragon can locate creatures within 60 feet by nonvisual means (mostly hearing and
scent, but also by noticing vibration and other environmental clues). Opponents the bubble
dragon can’t actually see still have total concealment against the bubble dragon.

Soul Devourer (Ex)
Whenever a bubble dragon kills a creature of equal or higher CR, on the following round it can
take a full round action to devour that creature’s soul. This action provokes an attack of
opportunity. The soul of the deceased must make a will save DC 16, or be destroyed. When a
bubble dragon successfully devours a soul, it gains an extra Hit Dice up to a maximum of nine Hit
Dice. The save DC does not change with advancement.

Inflation (Ex)
As a move action, a bubble dragon may inflate itself to gain the effects of its poison (see above).
The bubble dragon rises at a rate of 30ft/round, and may do so where air normally is not available
(Ie. Underwater). This ability is negated by piercing damage, causing the bubble dragon to deflate
and fall normally (except in the case of when underwater, the bubble dragon simply loses
bouyancy). A bubble dragon may choose to deflate itself as a free action.

Bubble Breath (Ex)
In exchange for a regular attack, a bubble dragon can perform a bubble breath attack. This attack takes up a 20ft cone. Any living creatures with eyes are effected by this ability. Each creature effected must make a Reflex Save DC 15 or be blinded for two rounds. Any creature denied their dexterity bonus (if any) to their AC, then they automatically fail this save. The bubbles pop at the beginning of the bubble dragon's next round, and any creatures entering the cone must make a reflex save to avoid its effects. The save includes a +2 racial bonus and is dexterity based. A bubble dragon can use this attack once every 1d6 rounds.


You implied that I should make a monster entry for your character Spindrift, and now they exist! I'm pretty sure the stats need balancing, but heck I doubt this thing will ever recieve real play. XD

In other news, I got a Nintendo DS. Look below to see the entry I made from it using the Web Browser addition.

Oh yes, here are thirty ways not to piss me off at work! [link]



~Jacob ]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14202436/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14202436/ Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:28:11 PDT [link]

It said it was $799, it was $749. Don't let it fool you.

So yeah, no desktop after all of this time and hinting in IM's. Nope, I got a laptop, with my parents subsidizing a good chunk of the cost.

Wow, I'm excited, I get to pick it up tomorrow. SQUEEE!

Oh yes, here are thirty ways not to piss me off at work! [link]



~Jacob ]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14194577/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14194577/ Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:06:27 PDT
1. Act as if someone on the internet cared for me
2. Brag about the computer I may purchase
3. List what I've done

First thing on the menu, I finished the Alphabet of Manliness. Sure, there were SOME not so interesting chapters, but I seriously enjoyed the book. Anyone who has even the slightest taste for Maddox would love this book.

Also on the topic of things I've finished, I managed to beat XIII. It was well worth the $20 from the discount bin. I just wish that Ubisoft would get off their butts and make a sequel. Now time to stomp comps in the Multiplayer mode.

Now, for the big news topic, my new computer that I am going to purchase in due time.

AMD Athlon 64 X2 Dual-Core Processor 4000+
2GB RAM
Vista Home Premium
250GB Hard Drive
Integrated 7.1 Channel Audio
NVIDIA GeForce 6150 LE Integrated Graphics GPU (Low in todays world, but way better than what I've ever had. And I've managed to run WOW on full on my old one)
16x DVD+/-RW Drive
20 Inch Widescreen Digital Flat Panel Monitor
Mouse/Keyboard (durr)
Cheap Speakers (I use headphones anyways)
Random programs they throw on and free servicing

Sure, it could be so much better, but this is a MASSIVE upgrade on what I have now.

NOTE! I AM BUYING THE COMPUTER TONIGHT! WOOHHOO! HURRY UP POSTAL SERVICE!

Oh yes, here are thirty ways not to piss me off at work! [link]



~Jacob ]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14108198/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14108198/ Sun, 12 Aug 2007 15:02:39 PDT
Now, for the installment of the 30 things you can do not to piss me off at work. This is continued from my installment from two journal entries ago. You hear that Tim Horton's customers? Do these things again and you shall... suffer my displeasure.

#1: First, do not order plain light cream cheese. It does not spread, it mangles your bagel, and it subjects our hands to freshly toasted bagels, which are in case you didn't realize, hot.

#2:
a) Do not speak the words, "Bag in", especially when it comes to tea. Now, I'm not saying that everyone is an offender of this, but let me debunk the entire reason to get the, "Bag in".

Okay, first the primary argument is that our tea is too weak to have the bag removed before it is handed out to the customer. I can understand that, if you're having one of our many flavored teas than yes, please enjoy it with the tea bag in the cup. However, if you order regular tea and order the bag in, I will have to strangle you. Why don't you order our steeped tea? It's well advertised, easier to pour, and my I say... tastier than our bagged tea? This isn't just by my own opinion, blind taste tests show that the majority of the testers enjoyed the steeped tea to a larger degree than the bagged tea.

It isn't the effort of leaving the bag in the tea, for see there is none. But every time I hear the words, "bag in", it does not come from a male, but from a 16-26 year old female with a voice so high that it incinerates my eardrums over the drive-thru speaker every time they say it. When they order tea, I know the frequency so well that I have time to cringe every time they say it. I can't immitate it, it's like a banshee screaming in your ear. GAH.

No more bag-in unless if you're ordering flavored teas, where in that case we don't remove them anyways. BAM.

b) NEW! If you even attempt to ask for milk, cream, sugar AND sweetner on the side of your deluxe three milk, five sugar, double-bag in English Breakfast tea and a plain tea, after subjecting me to your banshee scream of the words "bag-in", be prepared to face the double-barrel shotgun I keep loaded underneath the drive-thru counter. If you catch on fast enough, you may just lose only the side of your car.

#3: Don't even ATTEMPT to pay with a debit card. We don't have the technology, and it tends to hold up lines where ever you go where people keep on keying in their pin number. Seriously, 99% of orders at Tim Horton's are under $10, you do not need a debit card to pay for that. Also, there's a RBC bank and a CIBC ATM just half a block away. No more debit, or else you just make me angry with your complaints that other stores have them, which they don't. That's also lying to me, so HAH!

#4: When I fill a box of Timbits (Donut Holes or Mini-donut spheres as they are also known), you will not order the following flavors in any combination without even trying any others.

Chocolate Glazed
Sour Cream Glazed
Cinnamon Sugar

Our store has 10 different Timbit varieties, but whenever somebody orders a box of them (more true with the larger boxes), they always ask for one, two or three of these flavours and nothing else. Hey jerks, learn how to eat our other varieties that are JUST AS DELICIOUS (except the Old Fashioned style ones, but there are several other tasty varieties). Hell, even our powdered filled Timbits are awesome, but nobody ever orders those. What about the Apple Fritter or Dutchie Timbit. Honey Dip? I guess not, nope they're all worthless pieces of crap apparently.

#5: Do NOT order more than two sandwiches in the Drive-thru. Let's face it, other people may let you do it, but when I'm there, I say sorry, please pull into storefront. And don't make a scene about how other people do it for you, let's face it, nobody cares. You're holding up the line with your incompetence and inability to walk inside to get, can I say it? FASTER SERVICE. Believe it or not, prepared food just happens faster in store front. Go figure huh?

You can order up to four breakfast sandwiches, three if they are on bagels in my drive-thru, and three bagels max in any situation in drive-thru.

#6: You may not order more than 6 of the following bagels when you order bulk bagels.

Everything Bagels

Nuf' said. Stop hogging all of the Everything bagels. For all of us, the employees and for our customers. Our store has to do the baking for two stores, including our own, we don't have time to deal with your lack... ]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14072499/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14072499/ Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:26:40 PDT
Okay, I saw the coolest thing on my way back home from unloading the truck this morning (after having to wait 45 minutes for a bus that didn't come, on a half-hour schedule), I saw eleven, that's right eleven red-tailed hawks. There wasn't and exhibit or anything, there were just eleven wild red-tailed hawks circling above me for the entire walking portion of the walk home. It was awesome.

So, furthering my use of my credit card (the one you pay the money before hand, and just use it up as opposed to incurring a debt) I purchased the Best Comic In The Universe. Sure, it cost me $10.40 USD, but I'm a fan-boy of Maddox's material. Now, I just need to snag myself a copy of the Alphabet of Manliness. Hmmmm.... [link]

I also purchased myself a copy of The Alphabet of Manliness. Enjoy your money Maddox.

So, I bought a great game for the Gamecube on Sunday, and I seriously have trouble taking my paws off it. It's called XIII (Thirteen for those who don't know their roman numerals). It's a first-person shooter illustrated in today's "new age" comic book style. It is simply sublime. There's nothing like running around with a Crossbow delivering head-shots from a distance. BUY IT! It's available on the Gamecube, Playstation 2, Xbox and the PC, all mirror copies of each other. It's also by Ubisoft, which has yet to let me down. BUY IT!
(Note - Rated M for Blood and "Extreme Violence". Pssh, about as extreme as ten bullets in somebodies chest cartoon chest. It's all in good taste, and the swearing is used appropriately. I've heard the word shit about four different times after many hours of playing, and that's about it.)

Oh yes, I nearly forgot to mention the bike accident that I had on Sunday. I was biking along at full speed on my racing bike, left hand break came off its stand and swung into the tire. It completely jammed it, and I was flung down without any chance to react. Instead of dying or ending up with broken limbs or being knocked out, I landed in a perfect front break-fall ending up with just pain from being flung off my bike and mild scrapes on my palm and left elbow. See, martial arts does pay off when you least expect it, that is if you train/are instructed properly, even on concrete at blistering speeds.

I ditched the bike in some tall grass, behind a road barrier to pick up at night with the van at night when my parents came home from the cottage (figures, I was working and they told me only a few days before, no hard feelings though), but somebody decided to take it. Meh, the bike is from the 80's, he might sadly end up in worse shape than I did (women don't steal bikes, let's face it, especially in rural areas).

I'm going to buy myself a computer at the end of the month, as this one is going back to my dad's work, and I'm just using a slightly older (but almost as functional) computer until I can scrap together $400.

Oh yes, I promise more poetry in the near future. I'm just busy with some forms of entertainment at the moment. *coughXIII/SonicCollectionscough*

Instead of a rating (YES, I'M REALLY AVOIDING THEM! STOP MESSAGING ME!), I shall expand on my list of ways as to not piss me off at work shortly. Happy? XD

~Jacob

Edit: Purchased the Alphabet of Manliness, discuss.

How not to piss me off at work: [link] ]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14006505/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/14006505/ Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:57:23 PDT
Firstly, I've finished reading Harry Potter: The Deathly Hollows, and it was surprisingly a satisfying end for the series. I'll spare plot details and the parts that I really liked, but I was satisfied spending $30 on it. Start buying if you've read up to book six you you're still procrastinating. NOW!

Second, I finally managed to get myself a deviantART subscription. I've been trying for a good month now to find a method of payment to get one, but after my long and horrible day at work today I stopped by the local variety store and decided to look at online payment cards. There it was, a $50 VISA gift card, pretty much a prepaid credit card. So now, I can pay for this account's awesomeness
In the first hour of my enjoyment with this, let me just say that the cool little symbol beside your name (like come on! The ~ sign is so boring) is worth it alone, but the ability to view 120 deviations at once through the search/gallery/favorites feature is simply sublime, and simply gives me easy viewing pleasure. Not to sound like an advertisement bot, but this is really worth getting if you're on DeviantArt at least on a weekly basis. Also, no ads, impossible I know.

Now, for the installment of the 15 things you can do not to piss me off at work. You hear that Tim Horton's customers? Do these things again and you shall... suffer my displeasure.

#1: First, do not order plain light cream cheese. It does not spread, it mangles your bagel, and it subjects our hands to freshly toasted bagels, which are in case you didn't realize, hot.

#2:
a)
Do not speak the words, "Bag in", especially when it comes to tea. Now, I'm not saying that everyone is an offender of this, but let me debunk the entire reason to get the, "Bag in".

Okay, first the primary argument is that our tea is too weak to have the bag removed before it is handed out to the customer. I can understand that, if you're having one of our many flavored teas than yes, please enjoy it with the tea bag in the cup. However, if you order regular tea and order the bag in, I will have to strangle you. Why don't you order our steeped tea? It's well advertised, easier to pour, and my I say... tastier than our bagged tea? This isn't just by my own opinion, blind taste tests show that the majority of the testers enjoyed the steeped tea to a larger degree than the bagged tea.

It isn't the effort of leaving the bag in the tea, for see there is none. But every time I hear the words, "bag in", it does not come from a male, but from a 16-26 year old female with a voice so high that it incinerates my eardrums over the drive-thru speaker every time they say it. When they order tea, I know the frequency so well that I have time to cringe every time they say it. I can't immitate it, it's like a banshee screaming in your ear. GAH.

No more bag-in unless if you're ordering flavored teas, where in that case we don't remove them anyways. BAM.

b) NEW!
If you even attempt to ask for milk, cream, sugar AND sweetner on the side of your deluxe three milk, five sugar, double-bag in English Breakfast tea and a plain tea, after subjecting me to your banshee scream of the words "bag-in", be prepared to face the double-barrel shotgun I keep loaded underneath the drive-thru counter. If you catch on fast enough, you may just lose only the side of your car.

#3: Don't even ATTEMPT to pay with a debit card. We don't have the technology, and it tends to hold up lines where ever you go where people keep on keying in their pin number. Seriously, 99% of orders at Tim Horton's are under $10, you do not need a debit card to pay for that. Also, there's a RBC bank and a CIBC ATM just half a block away. No more debit, or else you just make me angry with your complaints that other stores have them, which they don't. That's also lying to me, so HAH!

#4: When I fill a box of Timbits (Donut Holes or Mini-donut spheres as they are also known), you will not order the following flavors in any combination without even trying any others.

Chocolate Glazed
Sour Cream Glazed
Cinnamon Sugar

Our store has 10 different Timbit varieties, but whenever somebody orders a box of them (more true with the larger boxes), they always ask for one, two or three of these flavours and nothing else. Hey jerks, learn how to eat our other varieties that are JUST AS DELICIOUS (except the Old Fashioned style ones, but there are several other tasty varieties). Hell, even our powdered filled Timbits are awesome, but nobody ever orders those. What about the Apple Fritter or Dutchie Timbit. Honey Dip? I guess not, nope they're all worthless pieces of crap apparently.

#5: Do NOT order more than two sandwiches in the Drive-thru. Let's face it, other... ]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/13916449/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/13916449/ Sat, 28 Jul 2007 16:15:23 PDT
My brother came home today with corn on the cob and steak, threw them on the grill and split them with me. Now, this wasn't no whimpy 5oz steak you get at restaurants, this is basically a gigantic chunk of seasoned cow. It was delicious, and we ate it rare, as steak SHOULD BE EATEN! Forced morals aside, the general idea you should pick up is to just go to your local butcher and get those gigantic slabs of meat. They tend to make better steaks for a quarter of the price!

:iconmaplekobob: has started talking to me again, more often than she was before anyways. She's an awesome person, check out her gallery cause' I said so.

I get to go see my friend Jeremy tomorrow, finally. Seriously, I rarely ever get to go see this guy, even though he's just a two hour bike-ride away (up a good sized cliff). Hurray for me!

And boredom pursues, post n' stuff because you guys love me so!

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/13826580/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/13826580/ Sat, 21 Jul 2007 21:50:24 PDT
Okay, that aside, I found the final battles with Ganondorf to be exciting and unique, each section having a neat twist to it. However, it was far too easy, didn't even have to touch a Blue Potion or Fairy's Tear. The sword fight with Ganondorf was too much like fighting those Dark Nuts, minus their heavily armored stage. The horseback combat was rather meh, but fast paced. The most awesome part was the 2nd stage, where Ganon took the form of a beast, and you fight him as wolf link, where you get to practice my all time loveable technique, grab him by the head and throw him off to the side like you do with the goats in the beginning of the game. I LOVE doing that.

I also colored in two dragon line arts, courtesy of , so give her my thanks and check out her gallery. Check them out if you haven't already... pwease? :3

That's about it. My rating is me rating the final battle of Twilight Princess. Savvy? No stop complaining about my lack of ratings! XD

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/13800151/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/13800151/ Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:18:28 PDT
Okay, so I've been gone for a month and most of you who don't use IM's have been wondering where I am. Well, mostly at home/working, but otherwise I've been in New York City. I had plenty of fun there, and I saw the plays RENT, Avenue Q, Spelling Bee and The Drowsy Chaperone while I was there too. That was my third vacation to New York City in my lifetime, and I suggest to all who have the opportunity to go there to give it a shot.

Most exciting thing while I was there: steam pipe explosion. Tore up a huge section of road five blocks from my hotel in New York, and was the main story on the local news. I didn't check it out, but I can tell you I was surprised at how much damage that pipe did to the surrounding area.

Bad news, my camera is broken. It mysteriously broke after I left on my desk, untouched, for a month. However, I have been able to extract the library of images on it, which I will post shortly. Sadly, that means no more photography from me for a long time. However, I did have lots of fun with my camera, and will just buy a similar model for half the price at around Christmas time.

Thank you Nayru for taking my wonderful commission for a low price of $30. You will all love it when it comes out. While you wait for it, check out her impressive gallery! Also, if you don't suck, add her to MSN. She has quite the interesting personality.

I realize how fragmented my English is right now, but I'm still dazed from the ten hour car-ride home from New York City. It sucked the life out of me.

Otherwise, I'm in a great mood and I am enjoying The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess on my Gamecube. I've entered the Twilight Palace, have collected all of the Golden Bugs, quite a few Poes, 100-arrow quiver and a whole bunch of other stuff. It really is Ocarina of Time's equal, if not superior (which I think it is *prepares for angry mob*).

With that out of the way, prepare for some of my pictures from my now dead camera, and some poetry which I have had stuck in my head for quite a while that just needs to be written, for I am coming back to DeviantArt to be active once again.

No rating this time, for I have stuff to prepare!

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/13219754/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/13219754/ Mon, 04 Jun 2007 19:15:45 PDT
No generic relationship advice please, I've pretty much written the book on it and basically make a living dispensing it. Not literally of course, but figuratively. Best of lucks and "AAWWWSSS!" are what I really need right now!

I'll keep you guys updated on Soulefoin's dating life, as well as talk in third person.

Uuummm, what else. Hmm, I dunno, random details about her.

Age: 17
Gender: Female (I hope)
Looks: Fabulous
Fashion sense: Definitely
Hair: Blonde
Halarious: When she wants to be
Likes: Coffee, iced coffee (and related drinks), herbal teas, Coke, shopping, hanging out with friends, movies, famous actors (a wee bit of a fangirl if you keep it between you and me), my irresistable charm and food.
Dislikes: Eating (I know, loves food but hates eating), backstabbers, clingy ex-boyfriends (she's had many), her skin (? she looks fine), me being smart.

That should be a good starter for you guys. I've been a friend of her since grade 7, I just thought it was time to take the next step.

Don't have time to rate something. XD

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/13121490/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/13121490/ Mon, 28 May 2007 05:50:53 PDT

Alright, it's fun time. I'm no longer sick, well rested and back from my weekend of volunteer work at the Sulphur Springs Trail Race. Volunteering at the race was a very interesting experience, from the scores of experienced volunteers to watching the fourty-three runners running 100 miles on very hilly trails, involving a heavy rainstorm at 2-3am. There were also smaller races going on at the same time on the course, but those 100 milers were just amazing to watch in the middle of the night.

Okay, it's Monday which means I get to pick up my money from work. With that money, I am getting my Gargantuan Black Dragon, as well as two D&D booster packs (or maybe the Players Handbook II, I'll decide when I'm there XD). Fun stuff, I promise I'll take pictures.

Just this night, I had a surprisingly vivid dream sequence that absolutely grabbed my heart, that I want to post so I won't forget any important details. I warn you, there is some mature subject matter, if you can't handle it, then don't read it, I'll post another warning.

WARNING: MATURE SUBJECT MATTER! IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT, SCROLL DOWN AND LOOK FOR THE OTHER WARNING LABEL! THAT MEANS YOU JEFF!

Okay, I'll cut right down the the chase. In this dream I played the role of a ghostly observer, not able to manipulate the enviroment but able to see what others couldn't. Though the beginning of the dream was a bit sporatic, the focus came upon a girl. My guess from my memory she was around 18. She was a great person, really bright and cheery, and as the ghostly observer I could see her soul observing the entire scene aswell. The soul took the form of something between a Swablu and an Ataria (pokemon, google them if you don't know them). It wasn't an exact replica of such a hybrid, it looking much more mature and 3D, almost like the phoenix summon from Warcraft III. Wow, describing that really makes me embarassed of how many video games I play. XD

Anyways, it came to the most disturbing and disgusting scene that my subconsious has ever thrown at me. I'll spare you the vivid disgusting details, but this girl was raped, and I mean raped. Both her body and soul were ravaged by the attack, and the spirit struggled dearly to hold its wings of clouds but as the rape continued they became intangible and the bird became helpless.

But did she take this horrifying event as a trump card to blame for her later social issues? NO! She went on an adventure to hunt the man, while at the same time trying to keep her soul from dying on her. It was a heartbreaking adventure through the city. Eventually found the man, but she was about to be attacked again by him but his associates came in and slaughtered him. Though for the wrong reasons, the girl saw that justice had come and that she'd be able to heal, as well as her soul.

I saw some of the most horrifying and beautiful things that I had ever seen in that dream, and I would continue on to what happened to the girl but I must say that I no longer was watching her, but the rapists associates, which turned into another interesting story. But I won't digress. It was probably one of the more vivid dreams I've had in a long time, and one I will never forget.

OKAY! YOU CAN LOOK NOW BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE JUST MISSED! LOL JEFF, YOU MISSED IT! XD

So, I really want to write a poem explaining that experience in much greater detail. I'll hopefully get to it this week.

ANYWAYS, a little thought that came up from the dream sequence. It appears that women who get abused (whether sexually, physically or emotionally) are much more likely to bitch about it and use it as an ace to give her a reason to be a horrible, "secretive", "deep", "mysterious" person. Cut the bullcrap. For example, I was listening to the radio the other day on the Spider Jones talk show and he was with the author of the book "It's Time to Heal". There was a caller who came in talking about how his wife was sexually abused as a child, and how they're in councelling now and how it linked back to that sexual abuse, but his wife won't let him even bring up the abuse to the counceller so she can keep her "secret". What the hell is this crap?! I don't even want to know anymore and it makes me sick of people. Maybe I'll divulge this more on a journal when I have more time to write.

Well, I have a fun day ahead of me, and I better hurry or I'll miss my bus. My rating today shall be on.............. JEFF!

+ Non existant.

100% Comedic device

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/13084647/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/13084647/ Fri, 25 May 2007 05:17:08 PDT

As for my party, I have my Swampert, Torkoal (If only it were a Fire/Rock type...), Sableye and a Mightyena until I can find a replacement for it (Ie. Finally level up my Aron). I still need a rock, grass, psychic and an electric type. Screw the others I don't need them! XD

I posted some of my abstract work I made about a year ago last night, but I was sad to see some of my pieces weren't there. Damn me for deleting them. Ahh well, I guess I'll survive.

Sadly, no Gargantuan Black Dragon pickup today, so I'll have to wait until Monday. Chances are I won't be online all weekend, so send me your have a great weekends now before it is too late.

I'll rate something later today. Post n' stuff. Oh yes, because you people haven't gotten the idea, I'll answer any question about me that you ask, any. Well, not any, but within extreme reason and insanity.

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/13078457/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/13078457/ Thu, 24 May 2007 16:17:37 PDT
I cashed in all of my Tim Horton's points I got from unloading the truck on Sundays to get HBC gift certificates, and in turn bought some food and Pokemon Emerald. Emerald is atleast 10x better than Leaf Green, and I really enjoy it. I started off with a mudkip, and I have 3 gym badges so far. As for my party, I've been developing a Sableye and a Mightyena but the Mightyena simply has no firepower, defence or hitpoints, meaning I might just keep it for the Pokedex entry. Depressing I know. Now, I have a few fire pokemon I can level up, and I still need several more types to balance out my party. Whatever, I'll post my party online when I've beaten the Pokemon League or whatnot.

Errrrrmmm, I'm doing well on the current Neopets plot, having defeated the giant Mootix and solving the revolving puzzle door. I hope I can keep this up and get a perfect score on this plot, where this is the first one that I'm actually fully participating in. I missed all of the fun ones years before, so I might as well start making it up now!

Ummmmm, I hope I'm well enough to go to school tomorrow. See, if I go to school I can pick up my paycheque during lunch, and if I pick it up during lunch I can go down to the game shop and buy a Gargantuan Black Dragon and some booster packs (War of the Dragon Queen and some other set) for my D&D minis. I've been waiting for this for a while, and I won't have any time to pick them up this weekend (since I'm helping my dad by running an aid station at the race he is running.... for 36 hours). If I can't do it tomorrow, I'll just save it for Monday.

The braces are no longer hurting, and I have proven myself capable of eating bagels, so back to eating bagels again. I just have to brush alot, or else my teeth get all disgusting. Anti-bacterial mouthwash also helps too.

I'm considering sending in some poetry to some sort of online competition. If you have any suggestions as to what poems I should submit and any good competitions that are starting I'd love to know. I'd research it myself, but I'm having a hard enough time staying writing this. Maybe after the weekend I will, but until then start informing me of stuff. Please?

Speaking of having difficulty writing right now, I really am having some so I might as well rate something before I sign off here.

DIET COKE!

+ Contains caffiene

- No calories (from my standpoint, I like to get the full value for what I spend)

+ NO CALORIES! (For dieters)

- Diet Pepsi tastes better

+ Alot nicer on the teeth than real Coke

- Metallic aftertaste

10% Aspartame
70% Water
15% Suck
5% BOOOOOO! YOU SUCK!

What a horrible rating. Until I'm actually conscious again...

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12986221/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12986221/ Thu, 17 May 2007 05:56:07 PDT
I appear to be unable to bead the same damn mission on hard in Warcraft III, from the Night Elf Campaign in Frozen Throne, mission 7: The Ruins of Dalaran. If only I could secure another gold mine... *thinks about killing Kael to obtain the mine*

I dunno, just delerious I guess and numb with pain. I've been listening to an orchestrated version of "The Oath To Order", you know that song you hear over and over again in Majora's Mask you use to summon those giants? Yeah, that one. It isn't the greatest song in the world, but damnit I'm hooked to it. [link]

In other news, I might write another "raw" poem tonight because of the amazing response I've recieved from Little Dragon. I might get off my butt and take a few photos too, that is if I can remember where I put that pack of batteries in my room. Mind you, my room is a disaster right now. I'd take a picture of it, but then the irony sets in.

Any suggestions for what my next "raw" poem should be would be gladly accepted, but I have a few ideas stuck in my head. I'll try not to get stuck writing these, raw poetry turns into emo poetry by the eighteenth one, and if we all looked at my last journal you would know why emo poetry is a bad thing, especially when you're only 12 years old (age of the author). XD

Not being able to eat real food is really going to suck. And for the entire time I have braces, I have to quit eating plastic, pizza (NOES!), carrots (not a big loss ), gum, toffee (I STILL HAVE HALF A BAG LEFT!), sugar (Good luck with that one dentist), nuts (rarely eat them anyways), bagels (Heartbreaking), hard rolls (I guess I'll have to switch to open face BLT's at work) and a whole bunch of other stuff. This is really going to be a crappy 18 months.

Time to rate something. Okay, how about bagels since I'm going to miss them so much.

+ Come in hundreds of different flavors including Poppy Seed, Sesame Seed, Onion, Cinnimon Rasin, Whole Wheat, Twelve Grain (eww, and I prefer whole wheat over white any day), Sundried Tomato, White, Everything and many more.

- The bagel goes stale fairly quickly like bread, no bulk bagels for me

+ Nice and chewy

- Bad for braces

+ Great plain or toasted!

- I have to put unspreadable cream cheese on toasted bagels that scald your hand when they pop out of the toaster at work. It really hurts!

49% Full of chewy goodness!
20% Starch!
1% YEAST!
15% Flavour
15% Really good for making breakfast sandwiches

Plus...

100% KICKARSE!

Peace.

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12981675/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12981675/ Wed, 16 May 2007 18:40:57 PDT [link]

It makes me shudder on the inside.

News, I got my braces put on today, they are beginning to really hurt. I have some strong painkillers on standby, I think I'll start taking them before I go to bed tonight.

I wrote the poem Little Dragon today, what fun stuff. The idea has been stuck in my head for the past month, I just had to vent it. It appears my readers enjoy it, hurray for unrefined poetry!

None of my comics are up yet, somewhat depressing. I want to see what happens with the Order of the Stick and Pokemon X, and possibly Dragon Tails if it ever gets updated.

Now, time to rate something in this short journal, and damnit you better comment to this or else I will feel I wasted my time writing this! XD

I shall rate pain killers!

50% Amazing
20% Affordable
5% Mysterious chemicals
15% Perfect for sore teeth
10% Best invention of whatever century they were invented

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12965382/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12965382/ Tue, 15 May 2007 12:54:09 PDT
I less than twenty-four hours, I'm getting my braces put on. I have no problem with going to the dentist, but not being able to eat solid foods again is going to suck. I now have another new chemistry teacher, with the previous two gone meaning the cirriculum is thrown out of whack again. HURRAH!

As some of you may know, I have been swishing around poetry ideas like fine wine trying to taste their flavours and salvage any ideas I can. Yet, my fear is that I'll run cliché, thus making my poetry lame and predictable. It takes alot of thought on my side, some people just think it comes to me naturally. I'm still a newbie too, not good.

I beat Pokemon Leaf Green, which was an enjoyable experience but the Seven islands was a boring idea, they're too small, boring and condensed. Maybe some of you will agree with me on that, I dunno.

Okay, now for some actual ranting. This has been on my head for a while, but I actually saw this happen in class today. The teacher gave us two poems to read, one identified to be written by Margret Atwood, the other without the name of the author. Nearly the ENTIRE class commented how much they like the Margret Atwood poem while shunned away and scoffed the other poem since it seemed to them that it was written by someone not so experienced. They recieved a good slap to the face when it was revealed that the other poem was written by Margret Atwood as well, and that they were just trying to look cultured about things they don't know.

It's this kind of bias and attempting to look cultured that pisses me off. Just because Margret Atwood is a big name in Canadian literature does not mean that kissing at her feet is the way to be liked by a teacher. Stupid bastards, they should burn in hell or learn how to appreciate poetry.

I've been listening to the radio quite a bit recently. The regular host of my favourite radio talk show Jim Richards is off on vacation so Micheal Corhen(sp?) filled in for him like he always does. He is a great host, always knowing a great deal about any subject that is thrown at him, offering proofs, structured arguments and a wide variety of things to support is stron opinions. Because of this, he takes crap from the people who call in who are absolute morons who are just uneducated and dense. And this isn't a race issue either, or a sex issue. Men, women, Asians, Brits, Middle-easterns and mechanics alike all try to bash this guy. It's dispicable. He's a great talk show host, just because he isn't the regular guy speaking doesn't mean you should try to shoot him down.

I just inherited another good 400 cards to add to my Pokemon collection. Only one or two rares, both of them trainers and all of them from the Gold/Silver era and down but it was nice for my friend to give them to me. I started organizing them into type, mayble I'll take a picture of all of my rares and my piles of cards when I'm done. It'd be a nice collection to show off.

was nice enough to put me in her journal with one of my dragon color-ins and two pictures of my cat Leia. Oh yes, I saw Spiderman 3. I was pleased.

I'd keep on ranting, but I think you guys have decent idea of how I'm feeling right now. But just because I'm all grumpy today does not mean that I will spare you of my rating of an ordinary object in a comedic fasion. BEHOLD, rum flavoured toffee.

+ Tastes like Rum
- Tastes like Rum
+ TOFFEE!
- Relatively hard on the teeth
+ SUGAR

10% Rum flavouring
40% Toffee
42% Delicious
8% Fun to show off and give to friends

Peace

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12786762/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12786762/ Mon, 30 Apr 2007 13:35:21 PDT
I saw the play Little Shop of Horrors presented at my school and the movie Invisible Man, both were very good. I suggest seeing Invisible Man, it actually has some pretty good actors and a decent plotline.

Err... well.... I have so little to talk about. I dunno, post n' stuff.

I'll rate something later today.

~Jacob

Edit: Oh yes check this out. [link]

EDIT2!!!!!!!!!!:
Time to rate something, and as I promised, I shall rate... Claire!

70% Kickarse
1% Trans-fat
20% Amusing (Synergy bonus with the kickarse)
9% Smexy (About 91% behind me) XD

Enjoy Claire! Love you too.

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12651388/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12651388/ Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:29:43 PDT
So, craziness aside I am really enjoying my camera, but it eats batteries like I drink soft drinks so I take shots without flash, which it is great now that this dreary overcast I've been having for a while has cleared away to flawless blue skies. How nice.

I've also started a 4 army game of D&D miniatures, 400 points an army on this great map I have, and I'm playing all of the teams, two units at a time. It is coming out great, and frankly I think the Chaotic Good army will be the first to go if they keep on messing with my Lawful Good Epic creature, the Aspect of Moradin. I'll keep you posted on who wins. The Chaotic Evil Purple Worm is by far the greatest threat on the battlefield, and is limiting my Lawful Evil armies movement by keeping their flank open to attack. Good thing I got it stunned with a REALLY lucky low roll.

Today, I shall rate my digital camera!

+: Autofocus = Awesome
-: Likes to blur with movement
+: 6mpx
-: Only 6mpx
+: 2.4 inch full-color screen!
-: It's a newbie starter camera
+: Teaches me the basics of photography

67% Awesome
20% The essence of Rawr
13% I love it

Oh yes, I'm getting braces... Peace.

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12593025/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12593025/ Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:36:44 PDT
Anyways, I got me a digital camera! Sony Cybershot, 6mpx with a 2.4 inch screen, and enough photo taking options to make a newbie like me drool. Sadly, it only has a 26mb internal memory. I thought it came with a memory card, but clever packaging and wording ripped me off, so I'm getting one tomorrow or sometime this coming week. I can store 8 high quality pictures on that memory, so I should do fine for tonight. XD

I also got gum, cheap Duracell batteries and a nice mechanical pencil with plenty of spare lead on the side. It was a productive trip to Zellers.

Now, I told Claire that I'd rate her, and I will when the time is right, but now isn't the time. I won't explain why...

So, I shall rate the USB cable!

+: Hurrah
-: I'm too lazy to fill this out
+: Allows you to exhange information
-: Three different kinds of USB connections (it gets confusing!)

100% Rawr

I am really lazy today as you may of realized.

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12576054/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12576054/ Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:41:10 PDT
So, today is super paycheque + I am probably getting a digital camera day. Nothing special, but it will let me take decent quality pictures, all I need. Maybe today, you will get to see how awesome my writing desk is.

So, before I go to school, it's time for me to rate something! Today I shall be rating... grr I dunno... Ironing boards!

+: Nice, flat surface
-: Pain in the butt to use (in my opinion, of course)
+: Makes a good shield against home invading ninjas
-: It's a freaking ironing board!
+: It can be used as a weapon! Grab both legs and extend for a shocking attack no one will expect!

43% WTF
15% Soule, you're crazy
25% Practical
17% Goes so well with an iron

And I'm off!

~Jacob

EDIT: Turns out even though the bank says the money is in my account, it takes a day for it to process so I can use the money via. debit, so no digital camera until tomorrow. I picked out a sony 6mpx, looks like a sweet camera. So, no smexy pictures of me until tomorrow.

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12565215/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12565215/ Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:10:16 PDT
Firstly... [link] a bridge model design I drew up for my friend in Geometers Sketchpad. He was really struggling on actually designing the bridge, so I made that and he said that he'd finally partner with me after I showed him how to design it. He's apparently building it too, hurrah. My job is to write up the report. I suck at building things out of popsicle sticks and glue anyways. Mind you, some numbers are slightly off because the program simply likes being a pain, but I assure you both sides are identical and to the specifications of the assignment. Don't trust the lengths, those are actual meters, no centimeters, and then it is brought to a 1:25 scale for the actual model.

My good friend Andrew is scanning stuff in the scanner which is attached to the computer beside me, since he's interested in signing up on DeviantArt. Hurrah!

That aside.... well... I don't think I have anything to talk about. It is time to rate something that is part of my life! The BLT sandwich!

+: Contains bacon
-: Restaurants often skimp on that bacon
+: Contains lettuce and tomato!
-: Not very filling
+: Great with toast
-: Bleh on bread
+: Great with sauces! (Tabsco Sauce/Poppyseed Dressing FTW!)

My rating:
30% Bacon
10% Lettuce
20% Tomato
40% AMAZING ON TOAST

RAWR!

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12549392/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12549392/ Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:00:10 PDT
In other news, not much has happened. I repaired the breaking slats under my bed mattress, kept my room clean ever since I cleaned it and went to Karate yesterday. Pretty much normal stuff with nothing happening. Truth be known, I have had very little happen to me except for the two new people who started reading my poetry, hurray for them!

I dug up my neopets account from the grave, and I realize I have money and HEAVY collateral (super-painted pets, lab ray and other funky stoof). Maybe I should start paying people in neopoints to do commissions for me. Hmm..... or something like that. My account is syber2001, and my original one which I no longer use is dieing2001 (look at it for age XD), feel free to neofriend me. I'd love to have some serious trading partners anyways.

Anyways, with nothing else to talk about, time to rate the item of the day. It shall be..... toast!

+: Crispy
-: Hurts your hand right out of the toaster
+: Great with butter, ham or peanutbutter
-: Tastes bland when alone
+: It's awesome
-: The endpieces suck

80% Super special awesome
6% Ouch
4% Wheat germ
10% Whole Wheat

Peace.

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12535274/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12535274/ Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:02:03 PDT
ANYWAYS, I was proud to announce the new poem "Awakening" a few days ago, but I was never able to properly continue it so I killed it midway. However, I appeared to kill it in such a way that my readers still love it. Hurrah!

I am so freaking tired right now, I spent my entire afternoon and evening yesterday cleaning my room. On the upside, it is beautiful, full of open space, has a clean area rug and everything is organized. If I lose anything now, I will know if it was stolen. XD

I would like to conclude my feeble journal writing with how much I hate customers. They are just plain, horrible people who need to go bury themselves in holes and jump off cliffs. They just want to torture us Tim Horton's employees in hopes of getting cheaper, better stuff while trying to instill us with their morals as they talk down to us. They are just horrible people, and deserve to die.

Happy belated funeral Jesus! Sorry I missed the Easter journal posting everybody missed, but I was busy with church and family all Sunday. I didn't have any time to go online.

Anyways, what you all skipped down here to see, HARDCORE NUDITY! Okay, none of that, but you might as well get my rating of something ordinary. Today I shall rate... permenant markers.

+: They never come out
-:... Of clothes
+: Can mark anything
-: Mark things you don't wand them to mark
+: They're awesome
-: The good ones are expensive
+: I'm carrying one right now
-: BLEH!

It gets...

34% Practical
50% Unnessecary
16% WTF!

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12452959/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12452959/ Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:50:16 PDT
Kasucia drew me this [link] It's simple, but it retains along the lines of awesome. Everybody give her a round of applause for her valiant effort.

As for that poem I promised, it will be coming in a while. I've just been busy pestering people on IM's and stuff. I fear I may be becoming too much of a jerk for the internet, so I should tone down how I act.

Check out this site [link] It is still on April Fool's mode, and it is a complete mockery of loose change and pretty much every crappy consipiracy theroy there is. When the April Fool's mode goes down, it becomes the best site on the internet. Check it out often.

Look at the forums here [link] These will also give you a good laugh. Hurray for morons!

And now for the part you skipped down to, ignoring everything above this sentence to read my rating of an ordinary object. Incredible I know. I shall rate... chocolate.

100% Awesome

Any questions?

~Jacob

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Things are going great, and I have a very strange poem almost completed, and nearly ready for posting. Those who watch me will know when it's posted.

I'm mobilizing my friends to rebuild my D&D group of old, I'll probably run it seeing that I'm the brains and the comedian of the group. If I don't run it, I think I'll play an grey elf wizard, possibly a diviner barring necromancy. Not that any of you would care. XD

My Sensei has called on me to teach the white belts of the adults class at my dojo, because the higher ranked black belts are learning a new kata. Hurray I guess, newer students are always fun to teach. The two students I taught just yesterday were both stiff hipped, but were performing well beyond my expectations for white belts. Hurrah for success!

Today I shall rate.... the rubber band. Fairly useful object, great for binding large sections of paper together, holding the batteries into your old gameboy (the original one, long story on my part), makes great bouncy balls when bound and can be fired at long distances to inflict pain. However, they tend to break and their uses are limited. It gets a...

*drumroll please*

67% Useful
11% Awesome
22% Limited usage

And, I'm off.

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12359524/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12359524/ Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:09:05 PDT
Now, I find it amusing how when I post a journal with me being all fatigued and emo and stuff, I get all of these responses and sympathy notes. Yet, whenever I post one saying "Hurrah, I feel great!", I get zip. Nothing. Squat. Why is it that people only respond to me when I act emo? XD

Wolfbeauty is making me a sweet dragon for my DeviantID, hurray for her. She is also a rather talented artist, I suggest you check out her gallery. I assure you it isn't a waste of your time.

And, I'm out of things to talk about. Post here n' stuff.

Spark of an idea, how about I rate an object of everyday life? Yeah that's the ticket.

~Jacob

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I have spent the last week or so trying to write something coherent, but I have been failing at doing anything sucessful. I will just keep at it, and let the experience I get from my failure allow a greater level of poetry to unfold. Yet, that is how an optimist thinks.

One sleep, and the world is fresh, alive and vibrant once again. Damn these raging hormones, they can make any straight thinking person go crazy for a day.

Now, before I continue to ramble and be all optimistic and stuff, I would like to note that "My Lover Waits In Heaven" has taken its spot on my first page, because I feel it is a better show of poetry than Fur and Feather. If you disagree with that, feel free to give me a suggestion for another piece to put up front. I'd love to hear what you have to say. Maybe I should return the favour and actually post in other people's deviations, yeah that's the ticket.

Wot? Me rewatching the first season of Redwall has renewed my love for Basil Stag Hare, god bless him. His impeccable accent, his logic, his charm and his undefineable zeal make him a great character, hurray for Basil!

Bye now, I have things to see and places to go. God bless.

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12340070/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12340070/ Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:33:39 PDT
My life has been farily uneventful and boring. I feel mediocre, but meh.

Hurrah for journals bringing activity to my page!

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12245474/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12245474/ Mon, 19 Mar 2007 13:57:43 PDT , I was able to finish my poem "The Path To Paradise", be sure to check it out.

Oh yeah, check out her poetry too. It is the poetry equivelent to sex.

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12241500/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12241500/ Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:13:52 PDT
Things are good on my end, I worked a 8am-2pm shift yesterday, it went by quite fine.

I'm in the midst of writing a poem that will blow you guys away, it should be up later this afternoon.

Bye I guess, I'll keep you posted.

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12218949/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12218949/ Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:57:36 PDT
Not much else, I'm just a bit flustered right now.

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12210753/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12210753/ Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:07:31 PDT
I can't find any of my DeviantArt friends online except one of them. Where the hell are you guys?

In other news, I also got my glasses today. I love the abillity to see with clarity and percision.

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12199621/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12199621/ Thu, 15 Mar 2007 21:10:11 PDT
Not much else to say, I've been having a quiet March Break.

You know, maybe I should stop hitting on women who I meet on the internet. Just a thought. *cough* Celine *cough*

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12102006/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12102006/ Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:29:35 PST
I am now the swordsman of the pirate crew led on my katrina_madd, that is also reason to celebrate. Dr. Pepper and Swag for all!

In all seriousness, I will start writing a new poem soon. If I get off my butt, it will be tonight. No more animal stuff, it's time that stuff goes into the recyling bin until their big return. XD

Peace.

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12089865/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12089865/ Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:35:03 PST
Rawr.

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12077130/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12077130/ Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:06:42 PST [link]

Wrote a new poem last night, but I'm still too delerious to see whether it is good or not. We'll let my watchers be the judge of that.

Peace.

~Jacob

]]> ~Soulefoin http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12009513/ http://Soulefoin.deviantart.com/journal/12009513/ Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:14:09 PST
Maybe I will do some real Photoshop painting if I decide not to be lazy and do something non-abstract. Maybe I won't. Bleh. Sue me.

~Jacob

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