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deviantART: by:SpAzHaRd http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:SpAzHaRd&section=today deviantART RSS for by:SpAzHaRd en-us Copyright 2010, deviantART.com Fri, 01 Jan 2010 04:26:10 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png Comment and I'll add your name and best work here http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11909243/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11909243/ Thu, 22 Feb 2007 16:58:50 PST You just comment here and I'll put a link to your page, and your best rrrtwrk k?
But first, I want to feature some dudes. Just, some cool dudes.

!Biggums1111 and !Biggums11111, soon to be a Biggums111111.
Seriously, he's a pimp. And I mean it that way.

Also, ~zim. He finally returned to the devART scene, and has cool Invader Zim rrrts.
No, I'm not just featuring him because of a Slipknot/Zim drawing. He's really good, seriously.

ALSO, ~HoneySythel, him being a good little band member and all. Seriously, stop by his page and check out cool concert pictures.
Then we have ~SpAzHaRd-Er, ~maggot723, and ~Fall3n0racle.
Why would I feature them?
THEY'RE MY FRIENDS, DAMMIT

Check them out and wing-ed blank man won't rip your fucking head off. He's feeling rather ravenous today.

Oh, and

would like to know who put the starch in his underwear. He needs answers, and the people have questions.

..FEATURES..

1. *YoureallDOOMED Best wrrk, k? HTFitized Murdoc
2. =votemark Best wrrk, k? Mr. Fuck You
3. ~TheBrightestDreamer Best wrrk, k? White Sands
4. ~Maxed1 Best wrrk, k? SUBREMA Sprite Comic No. 15
5. =Jess2006 Best wrrk, k? Craig_nrop (South Park
6. ~SpAzHaRd-Er Best wrrk, k? Rise Agaist Logo
7. =socomsnake Best wrrk, k? Electric Guitar
8. ~HoneySythel Best wrrk, k? Tears for Fears
9. ~Death--Blooms Best wrrk, k? IOWA
10. =theorderoffeeling Best wrrk, k? Once Upon a Midnight Dreary
11. *Wednesday13GOD Best wrrk, k? Alucard-Fixed
12. ~Alpha-Dee Best wrrk, k? Abstramatium
13. ~Webst3R Best wrrk, k? MW

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14. *Invader-Zero Best wrrk, k? :bbq:
15. ~TaskMaster50 Best wrrk, k? Sword of Sumay pt. 4
16. ~Blinx-The-Neko Best wrrk, k? Worms Animation
17. *http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11868310/ Sun, 18 Feb 2007 13:10:08 PST IGNORE EVERYTHING I SAY DO TOUCH FEEL AND SOMETIMES SEXX UP ON THE WEEKENDS..
WHICH REALLY ISN'T THAT BAD IF YOU ADD SOME LUBE
WHICH REMINDS ME OF D.J...AND HIS TOOTHPASTE TUBE FILLED WITH LUBE
~SpAzHaRd-Er, TAKE THE WHEEL

1. Cigarette: Also known as a fag.

2. Sex: Only on Wednesdays, kthnx.

3. Relationship: Riiiiiight.

4. Your Last Ex: Quella scopata che della madre odio così tanto. Jake.

5. Power ranger: I put the anger back into Power Ranger.

6. Marijuana: Hell no.

7. Crack: I'm not wearing underwear today, and I'm damn proud.

8. Food: Shit I like. "Best tasting frosted shit I've ever had."-~Fall3n0racle

9. Who: Definately not me.

10. War: Fuck the System!

12. Gas: Burrito night.

13. Halloween: Slipknot.

14. Bon Jovi: My mom is his sexx garl.

15. Religion: Buddhist. But don't tell God. I hear he's everywhere nowadays.

16. MySpace: It can kiss my ass.

17. Worst Fear: Dying before I eat an entire loaded Xtra large pizza. Live the American dream, folks.

18. Marriage: mummy sez im nevr 2 yng 2 flnt wut i got

19. Fashion: NO SUCH THING ANYMORE

20. Brunettes: THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY HAIR COLOR, NOW PLEASE TURN TO THE LEFT WHERE YOU SEE A HEALTHY LOOKING DIRTY BLOND! ~SpAzHaRd-Er: ROAR

21. Redheads: NO SUCH THING LOL

22. Work: Don't work at Gordie Howe's General Store.

23. Pass the time: Bite my nails and listen to good shit. "Best shit I've ever crammed into my ear canal."

24. One night stands: Only on weekends.

25. Cell Phone: I'll get one when I fucking need it.

26. The void: It sucks in more stuff than Dolly Parton's vagina.

27. Pixie Stix: ~Kala12 snorts 'em up reeeal fast.

28. Vanilla Ice Cream: "Best white shit I've ever had explode into my mouth."

29. Porta Potties: Don't put them in the flood area, dumbass.

30. Pajamas: AC/DC pants and whatever t-shirt I can find under my bed.

32. Woods: I get lost in my backyard for Christ sakes..

33. Surfers: All I can think of is a sweaty dim blond guy.

34. Pictures: Always look better when somebody's naked.

35. First Love: The Lucky Charms guy. I'm serious here.

THE LETTER A

are you available?: Yeah. Probably until Senior year in High School.

what is your age?: Between 0 and 40, you have one chance, if you get it right, you save the world. AND YOU GET THIS BRAND NEW JUICER!

what annoys you?: MY LITTLE BROTHER TOUCHING MY SHIT, DAMMIT "Best shit I've touched in years."

THE LETTER B

do you live in a big house?: It's not HUGE. It has an attic and a basement and shit. "Best shit I've ever lived in."

when is your birthday?: November 15th. Harry Potter fans, you know what to do.

THE LETTER C

what's your favorite candy?: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "FAVORITE CANDY". DOES NOT COMPUTE.

who's your crush?: CHRIScoughFEHNcoughCOREYcoughTAYLORcough JOSEPHcoughPOOLEcoughJOEYcoughJORDISONco ugh

when was the last time you cried?: When I fucking stubbed my toe off of the side of my desk. Dammit sharp corners.

THE LETTER D

do you daydream?: One was about ~Fall3n0racle's mom getting too many powerups, and I made my monster use water blast on her, but all she did was dance, and she didn't use the powerups, and then she went upstairs.

do you like dogs?: (SIC) 'em, cuddlepoops.

what day of the week is it?: Sunday + Church = Skirt x black²

THE LETTER E

how do you like your eggs?: Scrambled, but I don't like them that much. Crappy yellow shit. "Best yellow shit I ever put on a frying pan in my life."

have you ever been in the emergency room?: Only to see my grandma.

what's the easiest thing ever to do?: For me? Be a procrastinating, lazy, drooling asswipe with no job and no life.

THE LETTER F

have you ever flown in a plane: If I did, I would bring a shit load of boxcutters and strap a bunch of Oscar Meyer's to my chest.

do you use fly swatters?: I use the Sunday paper. That shit is heeeaavy. "Best shit I ever lif... ]]> !SpAzHaRd Modern day Lisa Simpson? http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11855155/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11855155/ Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:58:44 PST

= Vaffunculo Jake! Li odio, scopate! moron di scopata dell'asino del Nessun-cervello! Non mai seccatura Kala o qualcuno altrimenti ancora! Lo toccate, Li taglierò!

Take that and shove it up your pathetic, angsty, emo, using, abusing ass!

Okay, now that I've gotten that out of my system.
^dumbass...

You know my rant about being a Buddhist?
A certain picture and reduced ignorance has changed my view on PETA and the rest of the planet.
I've decided:
NO MORE MEAT
And my mom keeps calling me Lisa Simpson! >:#|
Yeah I can understand that though..
Yeah, that little smiley up there is Hitler.
He doesn't like Lisa either. Lol.
So Vegetarian + Buddhist = SpAz. Damn.

FREE SEX FROM THESE DUDES RIGHT HERE!

ESPECIALLY YOU, ~Djonin-Stark!

And one more message to that certain ass fuck:

I'm in conniptions for the final act you came here for

The one derivative you manage is the one I abhor

I need a minute to elaborate for everyone the

Everyday bullshit things that you have done



Your impossible ego fuck is like a

Megalomaniacal tab on my tongue

You fuckin' touch me I will rip you apart

I'll reach in and take a bite out of that

Shit you call a heart...



I don't mind being ogled, ridiculed

Made to feel miniscule

If you consider the source, it's kinda pitiful

The only thing you really know about me is...

...that's all you'll ever know



I know why you blame me (yourself)

I know why you plague me (yourself)



I'm turning it around like a knife in the shell

I wanna understand why, but I'm hurting myself

I haven't seen a lotta reasons to stop it

I can't just drop it

I'm just a bastard, but at least I admit it

At least I admit it



I know why you blame me (yourself)

I know why you plague me (yourself)



Kill you - fuck you - I will never be you

Kill you - fuck you - I will never be you

I can't fuckin' take it anymore

A snap of the synapse

And now it's fuckin' war

Kill you - fuck you - I will never be you

]]> !SpAzHaRd For the lonely on Valentine's Day. http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11809613/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11809613/ Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:17:14 PST +

The Terrorist Sponge

Corey Taylor gets retarded

Dr. Phil vs. Telemarketer lady (need headphones)

Party Boy Hitler!

Lol Super Mario brothers meet Inspector Gadget

Serioulsy, irony plz

Hitler has some smoooth moves

Tryin' to catch Hitler ridin' dirty

Hitler really wanted...

HITLER LOVES WATERMELON..BE AFRAID OF TECHNO MUSIC

LOL WTF Hitler has screwed up on another Knock Knock joke

LOL HITLER ..doughboy..

Caro Corey Taylor,
Noncare se calvi e siete sposati.
Voglia avergli "tempo attraente" con.
Gracias Borat.
Caro Chris Fehn,
Uguale con Corey. Forse guarderò a lui che due lo fanno.
TEMPO ATTRAENTE
caro inser-nome-qui-perché-Io è disturbato per essere-troppo molto-lui probabilmente mi non ha gusto, ma gli ho gusto.
Internets.

http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11773172/ Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:35:33 PST Ho desiderato appena dire questo a tutte i miei fratelli e sorelle italiani fuori là, mantengalo SIC, mantengalo reale, e larve, conservazione calda, perché è alto ghiacciato qui in Nuova Inghilterra. Lol.

In ogni modo, ha luogo circa tempo che faccio un giornale normale.
Sono spiacente per annoiarli e sprecare il vostro tempo con la mia aggiunta stupida a pathetic, quiz polarizzati che generalizzano basicamente ogni corsa, etichetta, ed artista. Non so perchè ho continuato a farli in primo luogo.
Hey, avete sentito parlare Senzafine della bobina della lacuna ? Quella canzone è la merda. Seriamente.

La scuola è impressionante.

Al ballo mi sono incontrato con il mio compagno della larva D.J. ed abbiamo appeso intorno, Ho preso il eyeliner del mio mom ed ho disegnato sulla sua faccia, ed allora ha portato gli indicatori lavabili ed ho disegnato ancor più sulla sua faccia. Il mio prank del Brady del compagno ha denominato il suo mom dalla scuola ed ero sul pavimento dalla stanza da bagno della ragazza, spezzandosi in su, Ho pensato che morissi perché gli odori della stanza da bagno delle ragazze gradiscono la merda e PMS, e stavo provando a ridere e respirare dentro senza sentirlo l'odore. Ugh.

L'OH, ed ho continuato a venire in su da dietro Josh e Caleb e Cody e Levi, attaccando il mio naso nella nuca del loro collo e respirando pesante. Allora sig. I ponticelli hanno giocato il Freak su un Leash da KoRn ed ho inseguito appena intorno a Josh che grida, Non è questo divertimento di canzone, JOSH!? HUH!?ed era come, TIZIO! ARRESTO! TIZIO! COME È QUELLO NON FREAKY, TIPI? TIZIO!
Hahahaha.
L'OH abbiamo avuti divertimento.
Ugualmente Male che non abbiamo ottenuto sentire alcun sistema di un basso.
L'OH, e sono ufficialmente addicted all'album Auto-Nominato del sistema di un basso. Hehhe.

L'italiano non è un crimine, yo.

DIO DELL'OH.
CHE COSA è SULLO SCHERMO.
CHE COSA L'INFERNO?
PORN!?
NOOOOO!
CANCELLAZIONE POPUPS
DI CANCELLAZIONE.
DAMMIT!

]]> !SpAzHaRd Seriously, don't read this. Seriously. http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11772214/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11772214/ Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:24:27 PST

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 3

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 2

Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs. (Does Lacuna Coil's "Senzafine" count?)
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10'' (Lol midgits unite)
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.(The bird and more)
Total: 9

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (What the hell? Oh, and hence the name, SpAzHaRd.)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (That has nothing to do with being Spanish!)
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green. (Depend what other colors are with it, though)
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party. (My grandpa's birthday)
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2
(This quiz is so fucking generalizationtastic it's killing my brains.)

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4
(Fucking A man)

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is. (I substitue SHIT with Schnitzel, not knowing what it means. HOLY SCHNITZEL!)
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (Lol grammar nazi)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ]
Total: 4
What the fuck? PRE-SCHOOL MAKES ME GERMAN?

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[/] You're lazy. (I try not to)
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty. (Give the jackasses what they deserve.)
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3 1/2

]]> !SpAzHaRd To the permabanned !SG http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11748257/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11748257/ Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:16:39 PST

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]]> !SpAzHaRd And on the 7th day, God declared 'THOU SHALT EDIT! http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11699280/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11699280/ Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:44:44 PST
^{EDIT MANNNN}
Alright..I'll do it.
AS ORDERED BY *YoureallDOOMED and ~HoneySythel

If you reply to this journal:
1. Ill respond with something random about you.
2. Ill tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. Ill pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. Ill say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. Ill tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. Ill tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. Ill ask you something that Ive always wondered about you.
8. You MUST put this into your journal.

*Bonus!!!* (~HoneySythel just made this one now)

9. Ill tell you what Music Video you make me think of, and Ill send you a link to it.

Nothing's more erotic then watching your male nutered cat lick his sore, mutilated genitilia on your clean, febreeze-smelling bed. On your favorite rainbow polkadot blanket.
Don't look at me like that, you blue-ball sonofabitch.
UM.
ANYWAY.
You guys, I'm tagging all you lovely fuckers who clicked on this link. You name what/who you love, what/who you hate, and your opinion on Valentines day. List as much as you like.

---+-^love_love^love_love^love-+---

^{i love}

+++Corey Taylor, dammit

+++Art, dammit

+++Music, dammit _{like the blues, techno, straight up your ass metal, and rock}

+++Halloween, dammit

+++Grafitti, dammit

+++The occasional SKxSK fan-fiction, dammit

+++Chocolate, dammit

+++My friends, dammit, on and off deviantART

+++Gray, rainy days {that's when I walk}

+++1 MONTH SUBSCRIPTIONS! {no I'm just kidding, even though I love subs. Nobody feel like I'm asking you to get me one, 'cuz I'm not}

+++CSS, I love customizing shit, dammit

+++Family, and especially my Nani, dammit

+++The Complaints forum, dammit

+++Pointless holidays that give you an excuse to act out/decorate like a motherfucker, dammit

+++The "

" icon, dammit

+++Lighting, dammit

+++Slipknot/Stone Sour/KoRn/Disturbed, dammit

+++All you guys out there that have supported me 24/7, even when I act like the hug... ]]> !SpAzHaRd You see, these types of entries piss people off http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11670067/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11670067/ Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:37:56 PST YOU NEED TO MOVE ON
BUT YOU JUST FUCKING CAN'T

My life's movie soundtrack

rules:
1. Open your library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits:
"Tattered and Torn"-Slipknot
Dammit, I haven't taken that off yet?
THIS IS MY EVIL!1

Waking Up:
"Snap"-Slipknot
Damn alarm clock, it goes off one more time and I'm going to fucking snap!

First Day At School:
"Holy Mountains"-S.O.A.D
Lol, yeah. We have two mountains that look connected by our school and has been dubbed "Titties mountain"

Childhood:
"Bother"-Stone Sour
I WAS EMO AS A CHILD?!

Falling In Love:
"Army of Me"-Chimaira
Lol. "I'm surrounded by FILTH!" ..I don't know if that would fit

Fight Song:
"When Darkness Falls"-Killswitch Engage
WTF LOL

Breaking Up:
"Refuse/Resist"-Sepultra

x 57483920758432 to the second power of..ten.

Prom:
"Swinging the Dead"-Devildriver

Life:
"A.D.D."-System of a Down
WHYYYYYYYYY

College:
"Duality"-Slipknot
Probably, because college sounds so fucking hard. But I'll get through it, RIGHT!?

High School:
"Revenga"-System of a Down
"My sweet revenge will be your for the taking it's in the making baby ooooooh." What the hell!

"JUST YOUR MOTHER'S HO MY SWEET CLEMENTINE"

Mental Breakdown:
"Lost in Hollywood"-System of a Down
IT MIGHT FIT GEE RLY

Driving:
"Forest"-System of a Down
HEY MAW, WHY DER LIL PIGGIES ON THAR INTERSTATE THAR?

Flashback:
"Bad Things"-Wednesday 13
IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF

Getting Back Together:
"Liberate"-Disturbed
I DON'T GET IIIIIT

Wedding:
"Before I Forget"-Slipknot
Oh right..uh..I cheated on you with your little brother Tom.
"HE'S EIGHT YEARS OLD!"
"WELL I'M HIS SEX ED. TEACHER! SUCK THAT!"

Birth of Child:
"Danger - Keep Away"-Slipknot
THAT SHOULD OF BEEN MINE

Final Battle:
"Stupify"-Disturbed
Hell yeah!

Death Scene:
"Inside the Cynic"-Stone Sour
Nahhhhhhhhh. Let's try a different one.
"Voices"-Disturbed
HELL YEAH MOTHER..TRUCKER..Sorry mom.

Funeral Song:
"The Fight Song"-Marylin Manson
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit!"
I could see it happening

End Credits:
"Orchids"-Stone Sour
RAWR

I TAG

^{~SpAzHaRd-Er...foo}

]]> !SpAzHaRd Slip is a fkhcheese sandwich. http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11660304/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11660304/ Fri, 02 Feb 2007 14:13:51 PST
Race: Maggot

Fur colour: SLIP HAS NO FUR

HE HAS SKIN.. OR SOMETHING
T'is orange bitch.

Hair: HE'S BALD

Color: DON'T MOCK ME

Eyes: Beady and black.

Orientation: He likes his chicks deep fried on a bun with a diet coke.

Likes: The laddiiiies, music, coffee (hell yes), Court T.V., orange halloween lights, strobe lights, and mosh pits (even though he gets his ass kicked all the time).

Dislikes: Women that are taller than him. Oh, that's a nay-nay. (John Pinette ftw). Also, snow, bees, and the itch you get on your forehead after you sweat.

Favourite food: Coffee with SweetTarts

Favourite possesion: His goggles, fool. Even though he needs to take them off sometimes.

Prefered genre of music: Uh. Metal? He likes doom metal.

Personality traits: He's a player. Well not really, he strikes out more than a little league pitcher during a home-run competition at the Yankee stadium. He can't go anywhere without knowing that there's coffee in his home. He does actually have a girlfriend named Maggie, but she's creepin' out around him.

Past: HE WAS BORN BY HIS FLY MOTHER WHO SAID THAT HE WOULD GROW UP JUST TO LOVE THE SAME OLD SHIT
IF YOU DON'T GET THAT JOKE THEN JESUS WON'T INVITE YOU TO HIS FRAT PARTY DOWN AT LEWIE'S DOG-ON-A-STICK UNIVERSITY.

]]> !SpAzHaRd "What the hell is a slow roll?" http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11611952/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11611952/ Mon, 29 Jan 2007 13:44:32 PST FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT HAVE PARENTS THAT WATCH WHAT YOU TYPE!!

Here are some alternate dumbass descriptions you can use for you abbreviations. This is what we call A.D.D. The words in italics are the alternates. Use those instead to creep out/assure your parents.

L.O.L. (Laugh out loud? Bullshit. Lots Of Love! From ~SpAzHaRd-Er's mom)
W.T.F. (What the fuck? Close but no. Where's The Fudge??)
R.O.F.L. (Roll on the floor laughing? No. Rapists Only Flog Ladies.)
L.M.A.O. (Laugh my ass off? Hahaha. Lubricant Makes Asses *Obconic.)
*Obconic means conical, with the base upward or outward; inversely conical. Haha.
T.T.Y.L. (Talk to you later? I don't even know you. Titties Translate Your Lover.)
G.2.G. (Got 2 Go? Stay longer and cyber! Girls 2 Guys.)
B.R.B. (Be Right Back? With this one, all you'll need is viagra! Bring Red Bull.)
B.B.L. (Be back later? Driving under the influence is bad. Boys Bring Liquor.)
G.I.F. (That bitch won't move a fucking inch! Gravy is Fabulous.)
J.P.E.G. (No. No fuzziness here. Jimmy's Pimps Enter Girls.)
BITMAP (Not an abbreviation really, but we can handle that. Booty is trippy, maybe at parties.)
T.I.F.F. (My XP doesn't even have that choice. Timmy isn't fat, faggot!)
^_______^ = Small, pointy boobs. And you know it.
X_______X = Softcore porno.
J.K. (No, you're not just kidding. You mean it, bastard. Junk Kitties.)
A.S.L. (50 yr. old pedophile. What? Ask Sally Leggs.)
D.F.T.T. (The Trolls are well fed, thanks. Damn Fags Took Timmy!)
D.I.A.F. (But..what fire? Damn Internet Ass Fuck! -For those with Firefox-)
D.N.D. (Oh, I will. For the lesbians out there: Don't Need Dick.)
F.A.Q. (Nobody cares. For the hypersexuals: Fucking Answers Questions.)
G.T.F.O. (NOW. Germans Troll Forums Only
I.D.C. (Then don't answer. If Denmark Could...)
I.M.O. (Go on.. Internet Mothers Only.)
O.M.G. (For those with the small ones: Only My Grapes.)
P.P.L. (SPELL IT RIGHT, DAMMIT! Powerful Penis Level.)
S.T.F.U. (Uhuh. Sick Tyrants, Fucking Ugly.)

YES, THAT'S ALL I GOT.
Hmm Hmm Hmm.
Some of it's funny, some of it's utter bullshit I came up with in two seconds.
Peace.

]]> !SpAzHaRd I wonder if there's a Shuffle on alcohol http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11576970/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11576970/ Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:18:44 PST "Lost in Hollywood"-System of a Down
LIARS

Will I have a happy life?:
"Lonely Day"-System of a Down
Wah

What do people really think of me?:
"Mr. Jack"-System of a Down
F.U. Pig.

Do people secretly lust after me?:
"Violent Pornography"-System of a Down
I'm gonna leave that one alone.

How can I make myself happy?
"Kill Rock 'n' Roll"-System of a Down
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NEVAR! FORGIVE ME DYLAN!

What should I do with my life?
"Attack!"-System of a Down
K then.

Will I ever have children?:
"Johnney"-System of a Down
Dammit!

What is some good advice for me?
"Know"-System of a Down
KNOW WHAT?!

What do I think my current theme song is?:
"Fade Away"-Diecast

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
"Army of Me"-Chamaira

What song will play at my funeral?
"Ddevil"-System of a Down
Crap, they found out

What type of men/women do you like?:
"A.D.D"-System of a Down
Just..

What is my day going to be like?
"Blue"-System of a Down
Jesus I sound so emo right now.

Why am I here?
"Shame"-System of a Down
LEAVE ME ALONE

What will people remember me for?
"Temper"-System of a Down
D:<

What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
"Condemned Until Rebirth"-?
LIES!

Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
"U-Fig"-System of a Down
COME ON! 50/50 CHANCE!

What will this year be all about?
"Suggestions"-System of a Down
Yeah, we need 'em

Why was I ever born?
"Wait and Bleed"-Slipknot
CURSE YOU WOMAN-HOOD

With accompany of which song I was made?
"Gently"-Slipknot

What song will be played on my wedding?
"The Heretic Anthem"-Slipknot

For what I'd kill someone?
"The Virus of Life"-Slipknot
DIIIIEEE

What is forbidden on DA?
"Scissors"-Slipknot
NO EMOS ALLOWED

What is the most precious in my room?
"Frail Limb Nursery"-Slipknot
LOL C'MEEEEEEEERRR LIL' KIIIID

With what song I'm falling asleep?
"Killers are Quiet"-Slipknot
LIES! I'm louder than hell!

With what song I'm gonna lose/ I lost my virginity?
"Do Nothing/Bitchslap"-Slipknot
Roflmao..leave me alone foo.

What will be my last thought before I die?
"Danger - Keep Away"-Slipknot
NOICE..DISEASES

What is the best song to describe my school mates?
"The Shape"-Slipknot

I feel so...
"Left Behind"-Slipknot
EEEEEEEEEMMMMMMOOOOOOO

Best song to describe my hidden sexuality?
"Only One"-Slipknot

Autosexual

Of what am I afraid?
"The Opium of the People"-Slipknot
GIT AWWAAAAAYYY

My favourite quote:
FDSAFDSAGFGDJHGFHJHFG (MY MP3 DIED!

)

CURSE YOU YAD!!!!! (I chose a different quiz..still similar)

]]> !SpAzHaRd i wnt a mnwich plz k thnx shatner http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11504374/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11504374/ Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:27:33 PST -Heheheheheheheheheh. The Hilton's.

2. How do you flush the toilet in public restrooms?
-I don't. If the bitch decides to take a piss on the seat and not in the toilet, then I guess I don't have to flush.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
-YES..OR I'LL DIE :C

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
-Dude. With life.

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
-Art supplies. And ideas.

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
-My mom said I looked like Joey Jordison (

), and my cousin Will said I looked like Corey Taylor..well, at least the hat and the hair. (

)

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
LOADED! LOOOOAAAADDDEEED!

8. Are your nails painted?
With red/black sharpies..sometimes..YELLOW AND BLUE..HMM

9. Do you crack your knuckles?
Yeah, and my toes and my neck and my back. WEIRD.

10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
"SHE WORE AN ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENIE YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI THAT SHE WORE FOR THE LAST TIME TODAY 'CUZ I RAPED HER AND THREW HER BODY IN A DITCH AND BURIED HER UNDER THE SAND AND THEN A MANATEE TAIL-RAPED HER HEART"

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
YES..because it was just on a yogurt commercial!

12. What are your super powers?
PROCRASTINATING AT SEVERAL THINGS AT ONCE!

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
-Lol spearpermint.

14. Where are your car keys?
I can't drive yet.

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
My mom's.

16. What are your biggest "pet peeves?"
-Spongebob, (He's a terrorist, doncha know..), Fallout Boy, ICP, and the ignorance of self-proclaimed metal heads.

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Yesterday, when I was sick.

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be?
Jake. End of story.

19. What is your best physical feature?
My fingers. That's about it.

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
LIKE..CLOSEST TO YOUR HEART, OR PHYSICALLY CLOSER..Closest to the heart isssss Slipknot-IOWA, and the physically closest to me is System of a Down-Toxicity.

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Milk, butter, and Rolling Rock.

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
Nothin'. Life's too short to worry about that stuff.

23. What color are your bed sheets?
PURPLE..OH EM GEE

24. Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
A bird! I WILL INFEST PEOPLE WITH BIRD FLU

25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
Shaddup. I told you I can't drive. D;

26. What are your favorite sayings?
"Because you touch yourself at night."

27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
"Banana banana banana terracotta banana banana terracotta pie!" Lol Vincinity of Obscenity.

28. If you could go back or forward in time, would you and where would you go?
I'd go back to when it was Kerry vs. Bush, and I'd stuff the ballot boxes with "KERRY KERRY KERRY"

29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Who the hell is Harrison Ford?

30. What CD is in your stereo?
Freddy vs. Jason soundtrack, Slipknot's Subliminal Verses, KoRn's Follow the Leader..and some others..I think Disturbed..

31. What cd will be in your stereo in a few minutes?
Probably System of a Down.

32. How many kids do you plan on having?
NONE. NOOOOOOOONE.

33. If you could kiss anyone, who would it be?
Your mom.

34. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
LOL COREY TAYLOR..LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
Uh. That..dude..who plays..Jigsaw..ehheheheh.

37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in yo... ]]> !SpAzHaRd Stolen Internets http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11411300/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11411300/ Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:53:33 PST

Stolen from

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4
"..The house cat's name had been Mr. Clean.."
Stephen King, Cujo

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Super dooper awesome heavy metal project from the sixth grade.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Sittin' on the couch with my mum watching "Trading Spaces" or something.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5:30 P.M.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
5:31:56 P.M.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
B.Y.O.B playing full blast and..me typing..along with this wicked sweet color changing water pump thing on the top of my bed. Hmm.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I checked to see where I could pick up the internets. Lol.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My hand and the scar it got from messing around with Kyle's watch. Note to self: Piss of Kyle more.

9. What are you wearing?
Baggy tan Tripp pants, a green T-shirt that says, "TOP TEN REASONS FOR PROCRASTINATION: 1.", a KoRn necklace (thanks to ~SpAzHaRd-Er and her mom's E-BAY haxx skillz), and three black bracelts, a barbed wire bracelet, and a watch.

10. Did you dream last night?
YES..I had a dream that I went to a Slipknot concert with my mom, and then I blacked out and didn't remember anything..then I was freaking trying to go to the next one, and the internets kept asking me for my Social Security number..then my dad interviewed the members of KISS, and we were in a car and my mom drove off the road and I lost my MP3 player..ALL OF MY WORST NIGHTMARES PULLED INTO ONE SICK NIGHTMARE..

11. When did you last laugh?
When Jason was ranting about Slow Cookers.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Oh snap..a lot of stuff. Well, here we go. *cracks knuckles and neck..for no reason)
A Stewie Poster that says, "YOU SUCK!" on it, A Slipknot poster that's orange and has all of them around a pentagram and the tribal S, a Slipknot poster with all of them posing all..dramatix like, the Subliminal Verses booklet pages under the first Slipknot poster, the SLIPKNOT booklet pages under it too, the IOWA booklet pages under the second Slipknot poster, a bulliten board with my facorite artwork, pictures from Wrestling, a picture of my best friend ~maggot723, all my paper puppets I've made from last summer up 'till now, papers on Buddhism, a NEON clock, more cool artwork, halloween lights, a sign that says, "Welcome to our tobacco free school!" (Stolen from our bus driver's lost and found..he didn't care), My crippled hang-me elmo, a Slipknot zipper hat, some thumbtacks, paint splatter, my Grandma's obituary in the paper, a Good Charlotte poster with mustaches and other stupid things written on it, some doodles of Corey Taylor, My Invader Zim wallet, a long chain found across the street, (teehee), an article from a People Magazine on Mick Foley, an article from the Lewiston paper on the SOLD OUT DISTURBED CONCERT YEEAH RAWK ON WOOT..yeah..and an article about a girl ranting about aliens, and the Disturbed concert ticket.
WELL, YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU GOT IT.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Serj Tankian point at his crotch during one song at the Ozzfest more then I do in a week.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It reminds me of me grand ma ma.

15. What is the last film you saw?
See No Evil...it sucked. But when he shoved the cell phone down her throat it rocked. The prosthetics are the best part.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
The Philadelphia Eagles and a bunch of band merch.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I have a small part of my personality I haven't shown to anyone. Done and done.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Child abuse. I don't mean 13 year... ]]> !SpAzHaRd STEAL THIS AND YOU GET HOT CHICKS http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11406006/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11406006/ Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:16:44 PST I was watching As Told by Ginger..yes I know. Well, you know Hoodsie? He gave me the idea.

What month were you born in?
November man.

Where do you live?
SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW

DESCRIBE YOUR...

Wallet:
Has Zim on it and it says "PREPARE FOR SOME DOOM!" and has a chain. Woo.

Car:
Yeah I wish.

Toothbrush:
It's green and caked with Crest.

Jewelry worn daily:
My 'Knot pic necklace, my KoRn necklace, a barbed wire bracelet with three black bracelets, and a watch.

Pillow Case:
Purple.

Underwear:
No, no, BOXORZ

Sunglasses:
They're invisible.

Favorite shirt:
My Outside the Nine T-SHIRT

CD in stereo:
Ten Thousand Fists, Slipknot, The Subliminal Verses, Toxicity, Freddy vs. Jason soundtrack.

Piercings:
Ears..

WHAT ARE YOU...?

Wearing now:
AC/DC pajamas and my 9.0 LIVE T shirt..I just woke up and is stealin' internets from the wireless connection next door.

Wishing (at the moment):
I wish I didn't have school today. (GYM! NOOO!)

Wanting:
A snow day.

The last thing you ate:
Shitty meatloaf.

Something you are afraid of:
Small child abuse.

DO YOU...?

Do you like candles:
YES, BUT THEY CAN'T SMELL LIKE THAT BUTTER CREAM FROSTING SHIT

Do you like the taste of blood:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO.

Do you believe in love:
NEVER

Do you believe in soul mates:
NEVER

Do you sleep naked?
NOT YET

Do you eat seafood?
Hells yes

Do you believe in God?
Nope.

Do you remember your dreams?
YES, AND THEY'RE TORTURE! It's always me going to the best concerts then blacking out and not knowing what happened at them! Dammit!

Do you consider yourself a study freak?
Nope.

Do you consider yourself a health nut?
I don't cram shit in me, but I don't eat my green beans.

Do you like tattoos?
yes

Do you believe in miracles?
Yep.

Do you burn easily in the sun?
I'M NOT SURE, I HAVEN'T BURNED YET

Do you speak a language other than English?
Sort of, Italian.

What's something you wish you could understand better?
MY BROTHER

RELATIONSHIPS

Are you shy around your crush?
I have no crush fool.

Still have feelings for anyone in a past relationship?
Nope.

Do you know what it feels like to be in love?
I thought I did.

FASHION STUFF

Where is your favorite place to shop?
Lol anywhere that sells overpriced, fall-apart shit. I'm looking at you Hot Topic. UH OH, I FORGOT TO PUT IT IN PARENTHASES! OOOPS!

What color looks best on you?
TEH BLACK CUZ ITS LIK MI SOL

What is your favorite thing to wear?
Baggy clothes ftw.

How much is the most you've ever spent in a single clothing store?
Probably 140.

Who is the least fashionable person you know?
NICK. OH NICK, I'M SORRY, BUT UNTUCK YOUR SHIRT DEAR

Do you match your belt with your hair color?
Hells no..even though it is the same as my hair color. Oh noes.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?
ONE..OH DEAR

What is the worst trend you see today?
Anything with a belt waaaaaaaaay up past your waist..it's so stupid.

Do you do drugs?
DRUGS ARE BAG, MMMMMMMKAY

What kind of soap do you use?
MMM, LILACS.

What are you listening to right now?
Mr. McMahon scream at DX. Heh, Vengance.

Who was the last person that called you?
My friend Brendon's dad.

How many buddies are online right now?
1...crazy.

Do you send out holiday cards each year?
NEVAR

Hair right now:
Brown, curly, and out of control. Dammit.

Mood:
LAZEH

]]> !SpAzHaRd These videos bring all the boys to the yard http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11334885/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11334885/ Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:06:19 PST

And they're like, it's better then yours!

These are the best movies I've seen so far. SRYSLY

Source: ~YoureallDOOMED/YouTube
Strange faces and Noises I can make III
A great way to scare your folks.

Source: YouTube
"Sugar"-System of a Down

Source: YouTube/Family Guy
Osama gets owned..eheheheh

Source: YouTube/Family Guy
Like that time I outfarted Michael Moore..

Source: ~http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11325481/ Fri, 05 Jan 2007 14:03:53 PST

OH DEAR, I AM SORRY, DID I OFFEND YOU!?
Gosh.

So, whaaaaaaaazuuuuuuup!? (Milhouse screams in the background)
Frickin' Smackdown toonight! Woo! James Brown is dead! Not woo!

Well, I can't say I liked James Brown, but I didn't hold a grudge against him or any dumbshit thing like that, so, yeah.
I heard that his Widow didn't hear about it from anybody, she had to read it in the paper.

How the hell does that happen?
Anyways, socks are in, and underpants are out.
THE FOLLOWING COMPANIES APPROVED THE STATEMENT ABOVE:

Pepsi
Victoria's Secret
Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton INC.

]]> !SpAzHaRd TEN PM AND I'M FEELING FINE http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11249499/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11249499/ Sat, 30 Dec 2006 19:36:58 PST

I'm at ~SpAzHaRd-Er's hooouuuuusseee. We're watching the um..40 Year Old virgin. WHY IS THERE SO MANY TITS!?
Yeah whatever. I saw worst stuff on Freddy Vs. Jason.
"WOAH GIRL DON'T KISS ME AFTER YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING!"
"But..they're menthol!"

"MICHAEL? IS THAT YOU? (school girl giggle, flashing of the headlights,..etcetera, etcetera..) MICHAEL! TEEHEE!"
..silence..
"MICHAEL IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!"

^{cha cha cha cha cha}
-THE CHICK STARTS TO RUN-
-TRIPS-
-FALLS-
-TURNS AROUND-
-CATCHES BREATH-
-SCREAMS-
-SEES JASON-
GOES TO COMMERCIAL
PAUSES
COMES BACK
JASON KEEEELZ HER GROOD TIMES
YEAH
BITCH TAKE THAT!

Er I mean..

]]> !SpAzHaRd AAAAAADSHkjfdks!!!1 http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11185509/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11185509/ Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:10:22 PST DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

This was an awesome, awesome Christmas!
What'd you guys get!?
Especially you, ~SpAzHaRd-Er, I want to know what you got.
I got...(dot dot dot)

1. VOLIMINAL: INSIDE THE NINE, HO HO
2. Slipknot 9.0 Live
3. 9.0 Live T-Shirt
4. These..tan..pant things with removable chains, ftw.
5. A GLASS CLOWN DOLL. IT'S FRIGHTENING
6. Six pink Gillette razors (for shaving)

7. CHOCOLATE UP THE AAAAAAAASSSS
8. A 'Knot Hat
9. Emily Sabbath slippers, ho ho.
10. A GIR and Pig switchplate.
11. A booklight (like I need it)
12. "Success with Words" -From my grandpa..poor guy
13. That's it.

The DVD's awesome! I won't say anything to ruin it for you guys. Heh heh heh.
I'm so happy. I LOVE CHRISTMAS

PRETTY GOOD, PRETTY GOOD

]]> !SpAzHaRd Have a wicked (SIC) Christmas! http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11177629/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11177629/ Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:39:06 PST
I..I think that was a threat.

Yeah let's play pretend.

You guys, get some sleep, eat santa's cookies, break some gifts, burn the tree, and rip the stockings, HAVE A VERY MERRY AND (SIC) CHRISTMAS!

http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11128832/ Wed, 20 Dec 2006 14:58:26 PST

'Ello thar, my pretties.

This is the official 1st Annual Holiday Rant with Confetti and Booze by ~SpAzHaRd. SHARE YOU COMMENTS, YOUR RANTS, ANYTHING, WITH ME!

Here's a couple of mine.

Happy Holidays vs. Merry Christmas: What the, what the hell? When did this start to offend people? I think it's pathetic, whoever started this, did you just craaaaaaaave attention or want to be on the news, so you start this thing about Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas! "Merry Christmas is offensive wah, I'm so upset because I feel uncomfortable when the Walmart greeter smiles at me and says Merry Christmas!" Wah wah wah. My god you people, must you protest and boycot EVERYTHING? It's a holiday where the families get together and celebrate either the birthday of Christ, or they just do it to give eachother gifts and spread the love, THE LOVE. I look on the news and see this begin to grow and it makes me want to cry, it seriously does. Soon we'll be burning Christmas trees and melting Manoras. It's pathetic! It's a holiday! There is no reason to get uncomfortable! It's not like the Walmart/K-Mart/Target/Hannaford/any other fucking market is trying to CONVERT you when they say Merry Christmas, it's just another way of saying have a nice day, happy holidays, good thoughts, cheer!

George Bush: Self explanitory. Won't go into it.

And here's something that I'M dealing with.

Hey hey, some of you might know I'm a Christian, right? Yeah, good ol' swearing vulgar don't-give-a-crap SpAzHaRd is a Christian.

I WANT OUT, I WANT TO CONVERT

What to, you ask? Buddhist. I want to be a buddhist.

YES YES YOU CAN LAUGH NOW

Buddhism = No gods. It has been told that there have been many Buddhas after the original Buddha.
Yes, I believe that desire is suffering. You wait and you wait, and getting and getting and spending will only put you in a deeper hole, with more want and more need, and that in my opinion is suffering. You want and you crave and sometimes you never get it, sometimes you do and feel empty.
Yes, I believe that there is a way to acheive NIRVANA. I believe that you can have good thoughts, good will, you can go without violence or dirty thoughts, or lust. I don't agree with "Hey hey no sex nooooo sex!!1" but I believe I will be able to do that at a time where it is not innapropriate, like right now. On the carpet. Next to the computer. By the Christmas Tree. Hey that sounds hot.

MUST-STOP-LUST

Okay, anyways, I do believe in meditation, relaxation, like therapy for yourself. I DO NOT BELIEVE that you will levatate or connect with a god by meditating. I believe that you can clear you mind of thoughts, and I believe that you can find inner peace and enlightenment.

Yes I'm still trying to stop you from laughing.

That is my rant. YES VERY SHORT YES
I will be adding more over time. I suppose this will get very long, eh!?

... ]]> !SpAzHaRd I'm ba-ack. (Funeral Music) http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11039414/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/11039414/ Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:07:19 PST

WOW
I was actually suspended. I lol'd in my pants when I saw that I was suspended. So did =crazyquesadilla. Just go, go ask. Just..just go.
And for the people that didn't know, if you see a dude called ~XxxxHxC-4-LYFE11xxxX, that's me, screwing around on a DIFFERENT account. A-derr. Never going to bad mouth on THIS one again. Lmao.

SOOOOOOOO
AT LEAST 12 MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS.
Whatcha want?
I tracked a package that I found out about sifting through my dad's trash. (Clean it out, dad.)

I'm getting a 9.0 live disc set, a 9.0 live MD T-shirt, khaki pants with chains on the side in like, a medium or something, Emily Sabbath Slippers, Slipknot Drumsticks, a Slipknot keychain, an Invader Zim lightswitch cover,

AND AND AND

THE BRAND NEW SLIPKNOT DVD

ANY OF YOU MAGGOTS GET IT YET!?
I also lol'd in my pants when I found out I was.
I thought I wasn't.
Because..you know
I suck.

And I was talking with some dude on another account and all of sudden they were all, "go suck a cock ^_^" and me and my good buddy ~SpAzHaRd-Er basically shit our pants laughing about it. Holy shit that was funny.

SO

LONG STORY SHORT

Chocolate-coated MORNING AFTER PILLS

http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10935187/ Sun, 03 Dec 2006 10:31:40 PST
Here's the real deal to seal the deal Ich Hagen Shmeil and grilled veal on wagon wheels: I'll probably be banned. Or suspended.

Why you ask? Well an asshole commented on my friends work saying something along the lines of "You don't need to be Leonardo Da Vinci or anything but you need to be able to draw something a little bit better then stick figures" Hey asshole, it was done in scraps..on MS PAINT! And deviantART has no rule saying what you HAVE to be able to draw to join. Fuck you.

So basically, I called them a few names and sent them this [link] telling how much I really care.

Then I go on their page, what the fuck, smudgy poorly drawn Yoshi fanart colored outside the lines like a kindergartener. I'm not saying my art's any better but don't fucking talk to my friends that way when you can fucking do any better.

So suck my female cock.

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Good news: ONLY 22 MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS, AND 2 MORE DAYS UNTIL THE NEW SLIPKNOT DVD COMES OUT!

]]> !SpAzHaRd Me and my bud need your help. http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10867783/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10867783/ Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:31:12 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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Hey, my best friend

is sick today so if it isn't too much could you just stop by her page and say something or something.

It'd mean a lot to me or her or both of us or something.

Now the cat's fucking whining at me for food. Fucking cat.

Well see you guys!

OH OH

FUN FACT OF THE DAY:
Did you know that kissing/making out is a form of sexual intercourse?

SPAZHARD IS NO LONGER A VIRGIN
WOO

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd Update THIS Bitch! http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10831482/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10831482/ Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:19:16 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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Tagged by: Fucking

cuurse you!

Taken a picture naked?
Hahahaha..aha..nooo.

Danced in front of your mirror?
MAYBE

Told a lie?
All the time, you don't know whether I'm lying or not!

I might be lying right now!

Gotten in a car with people you just met?
Yeah, a taxi car..

Been in a fist fight?
A fake one with some friends, rofl.

Been arrested?
Nope. NOT YET

Left your house without telling your parents?
Yeah sure, down to the High School.

Ditched school to do something more fun?
MOM DID IT, SHE TOOK ME OUT OF SCHOOL FOR HOT TOPIC

Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
My mom.

Seen someone die?
Court T.V. ftw.

Kissed a picture?

Slept in until 3pm?
Hell yes!

Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes?
No because everytime I do it starts to fucking rain..

Played dress up?
I WAS A DUCK

Fallen asleep at work/school?
At work..damn those people were mad.

Felt an earthquake?
Nope.

Made out with a total stranger?
Hell no.

Touched a snake?
I GROPED IT
ER I MEAN

Ran a red light?
When I was walking

Had detention?
Not yet.

Been in a car accident?
Hell no.

Pole danced?
Wtfuckz0rz.

Been lost?
Yeah because fucking K-Mart's employees are retarded.

Sang karaoke?
Nope.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
Yeah, I told myself not to fall asleep because KoRn was on the late show...I fell asleep dammit.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
YES

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yup.

Kissed in the rain?
NOT YET (WINK WINK)

Sang in the shower?
I talk to myself.

Got your tongue stuck to a pole?
Yeah because the bitch wouldn't take my money so I had to get her attention somehow.

Ever gone to school partially naked?
HEY GUYS (flashes) No I never did..

Sat on a roof top?
Yup.

Played chicken?
Yeah. Fucking cheaters.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Lol yeah!

Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
Nope..

Broken a bone?
Nope.

Forgotten someone's name?
Who the fuck are you?

Slept naked?
Heh heh heh.

Blacked out from drinking?
NOPE

Played a prank on someone?
Yeah but too bad the prick had caller I.D.

Felt like killing someone?
(Stares at brother on the couch)

U-Hmm no..no..

Made a parent cry?
Yup.

Cried over someone?
Well fuck yes!

Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
What the fuck!?

Had/Have a dog?
Nope.

Been in a band?
NEVER

Drank 25 sodas in a day?
About that much.

Shot a gun?
BB Gun..

Ever wanted to kill an ex?
..Noooo.

I TAG:
Your mom from last night.

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd THE CONCERT WAS INSANE!!1 http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10764098/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10764098/ Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:58:26 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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Ahahaha!

Nonpoint, Flyleaf, Stone Sour, and DISTURBED! IT WAS SO AWESOME!

Here's how it went down.
It took two hours to get there, then a half an hour wait to get in, then a one hour wait for the show to start.
WHEN IT FINALLY STARTED

Nonpoint played "Bullet with a Name" and tore down the house. They were headbanging like crazy and I though they'd fall off the stage, it was so awesome. But there was no beer, and that means I couldn't go in the pit, and that means I needed to get my mom drunk to get in, so wah. Oh well.

Then Flyleaf came on. ALL OF THEIR FUCKING SONGS SOUNDED THE SAME THEY WERE AWFUL! Oh, and lady? Just because you "growl" to make it sound metal doesn't mean it's metal! Okay, you're good, but not good enough to play 8 fucking songs that all sound the same.

God I hated Flyleaf.

Then we had, STONE SOUR, THE BEST BAND, STONE SOUR lol okay maybe not the best but they were fucking awesome.

They played "Come what (ever) May" as a tribute to Mr. George W. Bush, and everytime he talked he was like, "Holy fucking shit Portland..you guys are fucking LOUD TONIIIIIIGHHHHTTT!" and then he was like, "Guess what?" "WHAT?!" "I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU I SAID GUESS WHAT?!" "WHAT!?!?!??!" Then Corey looked back at Jim and laughed, and was like, "I just shit my pants!" and all the fucking people in the pit were...like cheering. It was funny. Then they played songs like, "Hell & Consequences" (With an awesome guitar solo) and like, "Pilate" (Which was really great) AND HE PLAYED THROUGH GLASS AND BOTHER..It was awesome awesome awesome! It was a fucking sea of lighters! I was so excited!

And then Corey took off his shirt..WRRRROOOWR. And his pants kept falling down. WRRROOOOWWR. Lol!

After Stone Sour, everybody was ready for Disturbed, and like, ...oh god.

They had a tit war. I HATED THAT! I was down curled up in a ball by the seat going, "I..AM THINKING..OF COREY'S..BUTT!" and mom kept laughing..she was critisizing the girls who didn't know the "correct" way to lift their shirt up. I was like, wtf.

THEN DISTURBED CAME ON.
WITH PYROTECHNICS TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEMMMMEEEEE! It was so totally awesome I felt like shitting myself. Or passing out from the extreme heat. Wtf.
They played "Down with the Sickness", "Voices", "Psycho", "Ten Thousand Fists", "Stupify", "Stricken", "Liberate", and so much more. It was so totally awesome.

There were people sitting down in the seats, and he said, "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'm not surprised that there are people sitting in the seats because they are probably all viiiirrrrrggggiiiinnnssss. And it is up to the gentlemen of Disturbed to pop their cheerrrrryyyy." Lol!

IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!
Spanks alot mom! And I gots me a cool t-shirt too. ROCK ON!

I'ma gonna post some hot pictures now of Corey (Because we couldn't bring cameras to the show)

Yeah g'bye.

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd Corey Taylor gave me some lovin's. http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10746411/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10746411/ Thu, 16 Nov 2006 15:06:38 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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ER I MEAN

Gosh I wish.
I'm going to go see Stone Sour, Disturbed, Flyleaf, and Nonpoint. THIS IS GOING TO PONE.
And I'm also starting on the drum kit. I love it so much, especially the bass drum, (which kicks ass)

AND NOW SOMETHING STUPID

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: John.
2. What is your weapon of choice?: YOUR MOTHER
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Yeah..
4. How about of the same sex?: BUT OF COURSE
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: My brother, probably
6. What is your pet peeve?: Idiots.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: Keep'm.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Clean my room?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 2:00 P.M.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: My godmother.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "I had too much homework"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: YES, FOR GIRLS GONE WILD-ER I MEAN
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: When we had recess today.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I don't have a snooze button

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: RED BULL HURDYFJDKS!
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: YES
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: I've..never had alcohol in my life.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Nope.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Spicy ftw.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: OH GOD YES

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: LOL a bunch.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?:

NOBODY
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: YES
4. Have you done it?: No.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Stfu.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Nop.e
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: HELL NO

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: THE BIG ZERO
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Hot Topic
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Uh, spend it?
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Famous
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: No way.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: When I was little I stole a sticker packet out of a card.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: LIKE, TWENTY THREE...MILLION

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: I ate an entire large pizza and two cups of soda, then half an Italian sandwich.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: I painted...something.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: To be a cartoonist
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: No..
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Not really
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Yeah, Soc. St. test in the third grade. Fucking Agonquit.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: I caught on to the "RATATATA ONEY AND A TWO-EY BASE DRUM BASE DRUM" thing.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: An X-box, like all my other friends seem to have.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: I hate that motherfucking show.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: ..Bill Gates?
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: I don't think so.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Yes, a small ass.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: A SMALL ASS!
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: GLUTTONY, IT'S NEVER ENOUGH

THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?: Christian
2. What religion were you... ]]> !SpAzHaRd Thomas Hooker on Hoes Street http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10745618/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10745618/ Thu, 16 Nov 2006 13:54:02 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

*Art is in fact, G.O.D*

Thomas Hooker: Minister of a congregation who moved to Connecticut Valley in 1636.

Hoes Street: Where you can learn more about Computer Technology

THAT WAS HILARIOUS-

AND SO IS THIS!!

I laughed so hard I CRIED

OH, AND THIS GUY'S NAME IS AWESOME
~AssCream

HE DESERVES SOME SORT OF AWARD
That is all.

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd Frigging birthday http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10730525/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10730525/ Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:14:26 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

*Art is in fact, G.O.D*

OOOOOOOOH ANOTHER BIRTHDAY
CAN'T WAIT TO BE EMBARASSED IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL

Stupid bitch.

Uh anyways, woop-dee-fucking do, my birthday today, I'm 13, woo. That is all.

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd Friday is a sexy word [EDIT] http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10686574/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10686574/ Sat, 11 Nov 2006 05:09:50 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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I HAD FUN! HOORAY!
Yeah it was fun at Jake's place, Nathan and Benny came over. Nate kept going, "I'll go in the closet so you guys can..you know (KISSES HAND IN AN ANNOYING FASHION)" So me and Jake were kicking his legs and trying to lock him in the closet with some weights under Jake's desk..then Nate kept pushing the door open and going, "HI, JUST SEEING HOW IT'S GOING!" and I was thinking, "Jesus he's attracting attention" so I went over to Jake and kissed him.

Surprise.

It isn't the first time we've done this.
Ahem, anyways, then we sat down on the couch and was watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Lol it was awesome, considering I've never seen it and the guys were practically guiding me through the entire movie. Then Nathan started doing the worm..

And Jake kept SITTING ON ME! AHHHHHH! But eventually he got up because I was uncomfortable.

Yeah, and then he sat on the top of the couch, fell over, and was on the ground for like, five minutes, it was hilarious. Lol.

And later we went outside and Benny pulled Nate's legs back and sat on his back..and Nate was on the ground for a long time flipping us off. So it was serious for 30 minutes. I couldn't stop laughing though, I had to go in the woods so the guys wouldn't be all, "Wtf" on me..

And so after all that shit was over we went up to Jake's room and listened to music like ICP and this scary techno music..It was interesting.

And now I miss Jake.

So that was my sexy Friday.
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Look at this art by ~Podrum-X, this art is AMAZING!

!SpAzHaRd Your mother is like a hardware store.. http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10676892/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10676892/ Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:21:11 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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..ten cents a screw! OOOOOOH!
Yeah whatever.
Dear old SpAz has a boyfriend and his name is Jake. And he's Jake-a-licious.
Yeah. I was going to post a picture of him but then I realized I don't have any pictures.

So I'M going over his house today to see him get his butt kicked by Benny and then laugh at him. Lol.
HE CALLS ME SHORT STUFF.
I AM NOT SHORT
MY LEGS ARE JUST SHORTER THEN HIS
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING 5 FEET TALL
NOTHING
And he plays this "I can do things better then you game"

"I'm taller then you"
"I can draw better realistic art then you"
"I'm older then you"
"I love you more"
CURSE YOU
I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT LOVE IT
YOU'LL GET SO MUCH OF IT YOU'LL
YOU'LL
Maybe I shouldn't say that. Oh okay nevermind.
Lol.
Pretty much.
So see you guys around.

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd THIS JOURNAL EATS BABIES http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10622539/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10622539/ Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:15:08 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

*Art is in fact, G.O.D*

Okay, starting off with HALLOWEEN:

I stayed home for Halloween.
Random kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes, yes I did. Because I was chatting with CLOWN. From..Slipknot. Yeah. Yeah. At outsidethenine.com, in the chatroom..and all that stuff. The quote in my signature is from him. Pretty much. It was awesome! I don't think I'll be the same!

....Okay maybe I'll be the same. Lol. But it was still cool. And then the next day I went into school and my good friends D.J. (My fellow maggot) and Sam (Count "Spazzula") gave me two freaking bags of candy. I ate the first bag all in Industrial Arts, and then pretended to have a sugar rush and was running around the school screaming "CANDY". It was awesome. I finished the second bag last period.

But at school on halloween I dressed up weird. I put my hair in four pigtails, drew stitches all over my face, put eyeliner reaaally heavily around my eyes, took my Straight Jacket T-shirt and put fake blood on it, wore some black and red striped socks and was a zombie. A hungry zombie. And I went up to Clifford and went, "BRAIIIIIIIINNNNNNS" and was grabbing his hair and he said, "NO I'M A GANGSTER, YOU DON'T EAT GANGSTER BRAINS" and..it was random. Yeah.

HERE'S SOMETHING SEXY!
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I did an art project too.

I took my old towercase of my computer, opened it up, spray painted the inside, put halloween lights on the top, put handprints all over it, made it look like there was blood coming out of the slots in the front (floppy drive, DVD drive, CD-RW drive, yeah) and I put paper Slipknot puppets all over it.

Once I get the project back, I'll post the pictures of it. Wooohooters.

Now my dad's screaming at the cat for some reason. Oh well.

My cousin Crystal got in a car accident. She was driving her sister Carmen's car and some guy smashed the back of her car, and it went flying. She had cuts on her face and complained of neck and hip pain and was sent to Rumford hospital. But she's okay now, she's back home watching her best friend Chris's blue-nosed pitbull.

It's a good dog.

My NANI IS 97 YEARS OLD. WOOHOOTERS. Srysly, my old nani, Teresa Salitino is officially 97 years old, from last night. FO SHIZZLIN'!

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Now that I got all that out of the way, here's some awesome art from ~deathcabpoetry. He's a great photographer, check out his art!!

http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10545908/ Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:59:34 PST Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

LOL! People were angry at me in the forums for ressurecting all the Slipknot forum threads from the dead.

I think I'll do it s'more later.

NOW A QUIZ-

You are...(looks)
[] Tall
[] In Between
[x] Short
--
[] Blonde
[] Redheaded
[/] Brunette
[/] Black-haired (I'm sort of in the middle)
--
[] Blue-eyed
[x] Brown-eyed
[] Green-eyed
[] Hazel eyed
[] Gold eyed
[] Grey eyed
[] With glasses
[] With contacts
--
[] With braces
[] With freckles
[x] With piercings (Ears..)
[] With tattoos
[] And have long hair
[] And have short hair
[x] And have mid-length hair

Your favorite color(s) are?
[x] Red
[] Pink
[] Yellow
[x] Black
[] Green
[] Blue
[] Gold
[x] White
[] Silver
[x] Purple
[] Brown
[x] Orange
[] Indigo

Some things you've done/played include...
[x] Soccer
[] Cheerleading
[] Dancing
[] Lacrosse
[] Field hockey
[x] Hockey
[x] Football
[x] Softball
[x] Wrestling
[] Gymnastics
[] Track/cross country
[x] Basketball
[x] Baseball
[] Golf
[] Chess
[x] Playing in the mud
[x] Playing music
[x] Hiking
[] Kayaking
[x] Camping
[] Horseback riding
[] Marching band

You are sometimes...
[x] Annoying
[x] Talkative
[] Shy
[] Sweet
[x] Funny
[] Mysterious
[x] Serious
[] Bubbly
[xxx] SpAz-zy
[x] Paranoid
[x] Fun-loving
[x] Laid back
[] Strict
[] Hyper
[x] Nervous
[xxx] Weird

The music you like is?
[] Rap
[xxx] Rock
[] Pop
[] Country
[] Hip hop
[x] R&B
[] Slow Jams
[] Christian
[] Classical
[xxx] Techno
[x] Oldies
[x] The 80's
[] Punk
[XXXXXXXXXXXX] Metal
[x] Reggae (LOL)
[] Goth
[] Latin
[x] 90's Grunge
[x] Musicals

The pets you have are?
[x] Cat
[] Dog
[] Lizard
[] Snake
[] Ferret
[] Spider
[/] Rabbit (Used to)
[/] Fish (Used to)
[/] Bird (Used to)
[] Hamster
[XXX] Little sister/BROTHER
[] Other

You're mostly labeled as?
[x] Goth
[] Emo
[] Prep
[x] Punk (Old people)
[x] Hippie (Little bro's friend)
[x] Nerd (Certain people)
[] Ditzy
[] hyper
[x] Happy (Mom and dad)
[] Everything
[x] I don't like labels (HATE 'EM)
[] I have no idea

You eat?
[] Dessert every night
[] No meat
[] Diet stuff
[x] Healthy foods
[x] Junk foods
[x] A lot of carbs (YOU WANT SOME-A PIZZA? IT'S-A GREASY LIKE-A YOU!)
[] Ice cream
[x] Lots of meat
[] Salad
[] Seafood
[] Exotic dishes
[x] Mountain Dew (OH YEAH

A typical Friday night...
[] Mall with your friends
[] Partying
[] Doing my homework
[] watching movies
[] going to the club
[x] Staying home
[x] Playing video games
[] Babysitting and getting $$
[x] Hanging out w/ my friends
[] Hanging out w/ your boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] Working while your friends are out having fun

Currently you are...
[] In a relationship
[x] Single and lovin it
[] Crushing..sorta
[] Single and looking for someone
[] Just broke up... and so sad about it

Online, you use:
[x]

[x] lol
[x] sup
[x]

[x] lmao
[x] stfu
[] ty
[] j/k
[] <3
[] ttyl
[] g2g
[x] xD
[] ^^
[] T_T
[] x_x
[] ^_^
[] o_O
[] TOT

I tag:
~your
~mom
~has
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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. SpAz
2. Coral
3. "Shut up!"

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. SpAzMast3r
2. SpAzHaRd
3. SpAzHaRdEr

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Folded laundry
2. Sent a note to ~YoureallDOOMED
3. Listened to "People=Shit" by Slipknot

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I like my er, body?
2. I can actually draw
3. I make people laugh

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. HORRIBLE ACNE, TERRIBLE, AHHHH!
2. WOMAN ISSUES, oh noes.
3. I can't play sports for crap.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Italian
2. French
3. American

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Losin' my friends.
2. Slipknot breaking up before my sweet 16. (lol fat chance)
3. Losin' one of my family members.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Slipknot guitar pic necklace
2. Black faded jeans
3. Slipknot 9.0 Hoodie

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My MP3 Player
2. An unhealthy dose of internet.
3. Food.

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. My MP3 player.
2. The computer.
3. My bed.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. SLIPKNOT, K?
2. KoRn
3. Sepultra

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Listen to plenty of music
2. Stay open-minded
3. Eat your vege-I mean ROCK ON.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. "Gently"-Slipknot
2. "People=Shit"-Slipknot
3. "Prosthetics"-Slipknot

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. To eat an entire pizza without blowing chunks (I almost did it last year)
2. Playing "Tattered and Torn" on the drum kit.
3. Meet Slipknot

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Not learning how to ride a bike, (LAZYNESS FTW)
2. Passing notes in the 3rd Grade
3. Etc. Etc. Misc. K.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Your mom.
2. Your mom.
3. Your mom.

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVING TO THE WORLD:
1. Another lazy fat white american "I LIKE HOT DOGS" loser.
2. ..Uh..The Greenhouse effect?
3. Another reason to hate the younger generation.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. Because you touch yourself at night
2. This is a quiz
3. Pink is the shizzle.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Penis..ER I MEAN
2. Nice eyes
3. Uh..taller than me?

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. DON'T BE EMO, PLEASE, LOVE LIFE AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME..Wait..
2. Enjoy rainy days.
3. That's all I got..uh..be nice?

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Ride a bike.
2. Speak German.
3. Love our Librarian.

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. How my cousins actually liked to hang with eachother.
2. My grandma.
3. HAPPY DAYS, WOO

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Two tickets to a Slipknot concert, (Me and mum, 'cuz she's awesome.)
2. A Pearl Drum Kit
3. Some autographed sticks. Drumsticks that is.

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. Don't want to be a clone. Even though I guess wearing black is pretty much a clone of everybody else who says they don't want to be a clone.
2. I can't stay sad, I like being funny and making people feel better about themselves. Or just gross them out.
3. Because you touch yourself at night.

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Drawing
2. Going on the interweb.
3. Playing defense on soccer. (That part is fun)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Go trick-or-treating
2. Eat some cookies
3. Change the channel

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Author
2. Starving artist
3. That guy at Burger King who if you piss them off they spit in your food.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Alabama (Where my cousin's are)
2. New York (Always wanted to go)
3. Boston (I love it there)

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Cartman (SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOIN' HOME)
2. Captain Hero (Drawn Together)
3. GIR from Invader Zim! Aww.

THREE BOYS NAMES:
1. Corey
2. Chris
3. Madonna

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Pete
2. Joe
3. Partrooda duh vit.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO... ]]> !SpAzHaRd Mushroomhead, fuck you [RANT] http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10507670/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10507670/ Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:45:16 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

INTERVIEW WITH MUSHROOMHEAD'S DRUMMER ON SLIPKNOT

I am severely pissed off right now. You know why? Because Mushroomhead, a more bullshit band (In my opinion), while whining about Slipknot and how they're the most corporate band blah blah blah had an EXOTIC DANCER and sells thongs with their logo on it? What, so maybe half the people went to go see your show because of YOUR FUCKING EXOTIC DANCER.

And there's nothing wrong with being a corporate band, selling stuff from T-Shirts to what, cards? Just regular decks of cards with the logo on the back.
THEY HAVE NINE FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE BAND-They don't get as much pay each as maybe SYSTEM OF A DOWN, that's why they have side projects and sell copies of their masks and so many merch, THERE ARE NINE FUCKING PEOPLE!

Oh, and them being the N*Sync of metal? While you had your dancer grind on your lap while you were TRYING to play the guitar? Jesus what the hell use is that? It isn't music, it's a way to make money and for people to come in.

And Slipknot doesn't think they're the gods of the mask metal, they've acknoledged and praised such bands as Gwar, Kiss, and so much more. They're not stupid asswipe.

"There are so many bands that haven't been brought up, it's always Slipknot" JEALOUS MUCH? It's not fucking Slipknot's fault that they get brought up, it's because ER MAYBE THEY'RE A FAMOUS, POPULAR BAND FROM THE METAL GENERATION? What just because MUUUSHHHRROOOMHEEAD doesn't pop up means that you have to flip out on them for something they never did? It's people's/fan's own ignorance if they think that Slipknot "started" it not theirs. So fuck off.

What is it like, "Slipknot's famous so that means they're a stupid dumbshit nu-metal band who shouldn't be getting praise and Mushroomhead should because obviously we're better then them!"

Not their fault, they just sound better, haha. Get over it and maybe work together to think up better music.

Doesn't matter if you retards have been around longer than them. As you said they hit the spotlight before you guys. OH YEAH, maybe if you wore more individual masks instead of fucking Black and White and face paint, k.
Of course people have done it way before you and them, who gives a fuck, most of those bands were good, and it's not like after them there shouldn't be anymore metal bands who wear makeup or masks.

"If we didn't wear the masks there wouldn't be any comparison" well then if you think it's so fucking stupid that you keep getting compaired to them, take YOUR fucking masks off and perform without them.

[/RANT]

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd Save it up stack cuppins! http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10498325/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10498325/ Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:42:18 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Yeah I'm veeeeeerrrrrryyyyy tired. My back hurts, my legs hurt, and my wrists hurt (from typing). I'm going to take a shower and jump in bed, and possibly listen to music. Cops and Forensic Files ftw. At least we get to sleep in an hour tomorrow mornin'. IN THE MOOORRRNIN'. Yeah sorry. Never play basketball in a kilt.

I hissed at Jason today in Algebra..he was like, "I LIKE PERCENTAGES!" and so Mr. Gammon said we'll be doing percentages.. and I just looked at him and went, "HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" and he said, "MR. GAMMON CORAL'S HISSING AT ME WAH WAH WAH" and he started laughing..it was er, neat.

Yeah, me and SpAzHaRd-Er are almost done our science project.
Amen.

And when Google Earth gets all digitally, that just means that what you're looking at is X-Rated. Don't try and hack the system, it's XXXXXXX. Yeah thanks.

And the reason I'm gloomy is because you touch yourself at night.

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd The journal to end all teen pregnancies. http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10475019/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10475019/ Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:59:11 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

..For this SPECIAL announcement! This is my journal, bitch!

Current requests:

~HoneySythel: %67

~Xaraseek: %44

~YoureallDOOMED %49

~Deathmoose %80

USE CONDOMS

See there you go.
Ended all the pregnancy, k.
Yeah that's about it.

NO I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU REQUESTERS. I'M STILL DOIN' THEM. AMEN.

THAT IS ALL.

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd The Fight Song http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10466663/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10466663/ Sat, 21 Oct 2006 14:32:07 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

(...Poor SpAzHaRd is now a Stone Sour junkie, oh noes...)

Yeah, it's a cool song. I have nothing better to do.

Nothing suffocates you more than
The passing of everyday human events-
Isolation is the oxygen mask you make
your children breath in to survive!
But I'm not a slave to a god
That doesn't exist
I'm not a slave to a world
That doesn't give a shit
And when we were good
you just closed your eyes!
So when we are bad
We'll scar your minds
Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight
You'll never grow up to be a big-rock-star-celebrated-victim-of-your-fame
They'll just cut our wrists like
cheap coupons and say that death
was on sale today!
And when we were good
you just closed your eyes
So when we are bad
We'll scar your minds
But I'm not a slave to a god
that doesn't exist
I'm not a slave to a world
that doesn't give a shit
The death of one is a tragedy
But the death of millions is just a statistic

(chorus)

Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd WHO RIPPED MY ARTWORK!!??! http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10434873/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10434873/ Wed, 18 Oct 2006 14:03:13 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

(...Poor SpAzHaRd is now a Stone Sour junkie, oh noes...)

Ho ho, got you by the balls.

Tagged by:

CUURSE YOU!

Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/hates about yourself"
People who get tagged MUST write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things/hates as well and state this rule clearly.
In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names.
--
1) Mudint Intect stack cuppins.
2) German accents are 10+ exp. points, bringing you up to a level 65 mage.
3) BITING MY NAIIIIIIILS!
4) I wish my vegatables were emo so that they'd eat themselves...wait
5) NUMBER 5!
6) I'm in love. OH NOES. And it's actually somebody from my school!!1

I TAG:
1) ~SpAzHaRd-Er
2) !testicles
3) ~iz
4) ~Mmkay
5) ~chachacha

NO I HAVEN'T SEEN THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd HITLER BABY FTW http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10431702/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10431702/ Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:49:45 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

(...Poor SpAzHaRd is now a Stone Sour junkie, oh noes...)

AWWW LOOKIT THE CUTE HITLER BABY! AWW!

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd You know what sucks? http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10420258/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10420258/ Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:09:01 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

(...Poor SpAzHaRd is now a Stone Sour junkie, oh noes...)

When I can't even get into my messages because the "Weight Phrase Limit has been exceeded". I hate you Bess. I'ma gonna put you down, you stupid dog. One way or another. I need to hack into the system. THE SYSTEM! SYSTEM OF A DOWN OHHHWWW. Anyways, I'll try my best to check some of my messages at school, mmkay.

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd Guess who's an OT9 member? http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10401552/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10401552/ Sun, 15 Oct 2006 13:26:58 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

(...Poor SpAzHaRd is now a Stone Sour junkie, oh noes...)

EDIT: KA-RAH-TAY!

BIRTHDAY PRESENTS ARE ALWAYS GOOD EXCUSES!
NOW MY LIFE IS FULL!
HO HO
HO HO
HO HO
HO HO
HO HO
NO, SORRY, I HAVE ENOUGH HOES. OH OKAY MAYBE TWO MORE

HO HO.

Ahem.

Yeah, yeah, now I won't be getting anything for Christmas.

It's cool there. Seriously.

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd SpAzHaRd-Er is cheating on you http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10390827/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10390827/ Sat, 14 Oct 2006 13:12:03 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

(...Poor SpAzHaRd is now a Stone Sour junkie, oh noes...)

Well she is.

How emo are you? Stolen from: ~SpAzHaRd-Er

[ ]You hate the world.
[ ]You hate society.
[ ]You think vampires are cool.
[x]You write poetry. (~Negative-13)
[ ]You have colored your hair black. (Yeah I wish.)
[x]You wear black/blue eyeliner. (Only when mom says so. Lol.)
[x]You write poetry that's not for school. (AHEM, ~Negative-13)
[ ]You are freakishly obsessed with darkness.
[x]You think love is a waste of time. (That kissy goo goo shit that you have in the 5-7th grade. Yes. When it's your mum and dad and brother, no, that love owns.)
[ ]You've given up on the world.

Total = 4

[x]You've shopped at Hot Topic. (Hell yes.)
[x]You've spent over $100 at Hot Topic. (Hell yes.)
[ ]You wear more bracelets than a Russian. (OOOH BURN!)
[x]You own a dog collar, that's not for your dog. (YEAH OMG IT'S MY CATS111"
[x]You're extremely pale.
[ ]You are a member of a poetry site.
[ ]Your screen name has been an oxymoron. (Your mother is an oxymoron.)
[ ]You are an atheist or agnostic.
[x]You don't believe in god. (I haven't gotten back my 100 bucks yet.)
[ ]Your screen name has/had X's in it.

Total = 4

[x]You have been referred to as scary.
[x]You have been referred to as demented.
[x]You have been referred to as weird.
[x]You have been known to hate teachers. (Mrs. Arsenault, Mr. Hanson, Mrs. Carr a.k.a. Mrs. Bus, Mr. Payne, and Mr. Chaimberland.)
[x]You have been known to cause trouble. (Only from the teachers. Lolololol.)
[x]Your hair has been dyed a color that was not natural. (Highlighted..)
[ ]You have at least one photoshopped picture on myspace. (Myspace sucks dick.)
[ ]You think pictures look better in greyscale or sepia tone.
[x]You are scared of yourself sometimes. (I looked in the mirror and saw something behind me and screamed. Okay maybe that's not me.)

Total = 7

[ ] Suicide has crossed your mind.
[x]You have screamed before. (LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! There.)
[x]You use big words that no one has ever heard before on occasion. (Anybody else know what hypnogogic means?)
[ ]You've seen The Exorcist.
[ ]You liked The Exorcist.
[x]You've seen Saw.
[x]You liked Saw. (Saw II is better though..)
[ ]You've done voodoo.
[x]You hate sports. (Can't stand it.)
[ ]You dress up as the most morbid thing possible on Halloween.

Total = 5

[x]Halloween is one of your favorite holidays.
[ ]You have an obsession with fire.
[ ]You have only a couple of actual friends.
[x]You're not afraid of spiders. (They're not that scary..)
[ ]You have had a conversation about how you want to die.
[x]You've painted your nails black. (No dur fools.)
[ ]One or more of your MySpace pics had writing on them. (MY-SPACE-SUCKS-DICK)
[ ]You have had the word "...." in your display name. (Lol, that isn't a word.)
[x]You love art. (Gee why the fuck am I on here?)
[x]You like art with negative meanings. (Some of it looks really awesome.)

Total = 5

Now add up your total and multiply by two.
25x2=50

50% Emo..Dang I thought I'd be more then ~SpAzHaRd-Er! Lol!

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd MY FAMILY IS A BUNCH OF DEE DEE DEE'S. http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10389936/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10389936/ Sat, 14 Oct 2006 11:32:32 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

(...Poor SpAzHaRd is now a Stone Sour junkie, oh noes...)

Oh noes, here comes the roll.

An army of rolls for that matter.

MY FAMILY IS A BUNCH OF MORONS.

Okay, so I have an Uncle. His name is Dicky. Now before you start making fun of his name, suck on this: He is a drug dealer.

HE WAS CAUGHT, CAUGHT IN THE ACT, OF DEALING DRUGS, WITH 9 OTHER PEOPLE! NINE OTHER PEOPLE! He was busted Thursday! Dee dee dee!

He owes, MY UNCLE, UNCLE VICTOR, TWENTY FIVE GRAND! TWENTY FIVE G! MY GOD!

So, the bail for it is 10,000 dollars right? Right? MY UNCLE VICTOR, WHERE HE COULD BE SPENDING HIS MONEY ON HIS KIDS, (Who do need some help, they need HELP!) HE BAILS MY FUCKING UNCLE OUT! WHAT THE FUCK!?

My family is a bunch of fucking morons. I am so fucking tired.

Just..just..

I can't believe it.

Uncle Victor and Uncle Dickey are fucking morons.

End communication.

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd Cheats/Walkthrough for Peasant's Quest http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10387617/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10387617/ Sat, 14 Oct 2006 06:43:59 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

(...Poor SpAzHaRd is now a Stone Sour junkie, oh noes...)

Is Peasant's Quest giving you a hard time? DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAY? Do you want to throw the baby!? Oh okay maybe you can't do that. But uh, how about this. Here are some cheat codes/walkthrough to get you through this fucking easy game.

STEP RIGHT UP AND SEE RATHER DASHING, THE PEASANT WONDER! AFTER HIS BURNINATED COTTAGE LEAVES HIM "RATHER PISSED OFFETH", HE GOES ON A QUEST TO DESTROY TROGDOR, THE BURNINATOR!

Step 1: Go here.

Step 2: When finally getting into the game, (after clicking and clicking to get you through, and pressing skip to get you to it), press talk. You will see you need to LOOK like a peasant, SMELL like a peasant, and need to be ON FIRE like a peasant.

Step 3: Walk around until you find a house with four berry bushes next to it. Type in get berries and press enter next to EACH TREE. After you type in get berries to the fourth tree that you choose, and press enter, you'll recieve a trinket, mmkay. Keep it for later use.

Step 4: Go over to the door of the house and type in open and press enter to open the door. Walk in, or something.

Step 5: Go over to the left of the house next to the lady rocking the baby. Stand next to the thing that looks like a bag with yellow stuff in it and type out get chicken feed and press enter. Then you'll get some chicken feed and stuff.

Step 6: Go over to the lake where the old guy is fishing and type in throw chicken feed. The old guy will catch a fish and shit and then go inside the Inn. Don't do anything in the Inn just yet, don't even go inside of it.

Step 7: Walk around until you see another lake with a bunch of pebbles or little dots around the sand or something. Get really close to it and type out get pebbles and you'll get some pebbles and shit.

Step 8: Go over to the well. Get really close to it and type out put pebbles in bucket and then they'll go in the well. Then type in turn handle and you'll get a "Monster Maskus". DO NOT USE IT YET

Step 9: Walk down until you see an archery, (With a bunch of targets and a stand with a guy at it.) Type out talk and he'll tell you to say haldo to his brother Dongelev.

Step 10: Walk over to the horse and get really close to it. Type out put on mask and you'll scare the horse and he'll run through the fence.

Step 11: Walk through the hole in the fence and there will be a guy shooting arrows. Go up to him and type out haldo and he'll go back to the archery. Then go up to the tree and type out get arrow. You'll get an arrow. Duh.

Step 12: Go back to the archery and type in GIVE TRINKET (Yeah, remember, the trinket you were SUPPOSED to have? HMM!?) and you'll need to shoot the arrow three times into the bullseye.

HINT: THE CLOTH THAT FLAPS IN THE WIND DETERMINES WHERE TO SHOOT THE ARROW SO THAT IT'LL MAKE IT INTO THE BULLSEYE.

Step 13: After you do that, you'll get a Super Time Fun Bow. I think.

ANOTHER HINT: IF YOU HAVE ALREADY NOTICED, THERE IS A GIANT PIG LOOKING MONSTER WALKING AROUND THE AREA. IF YOU HEAR SOME WEIRD MUSIC COME ON AND YOU SEE HIM WALKING, STAY AWAY FROM HIM. HE'LL KILL YOU.

Step 14: Go to where the pig looking monster is and type in shoot kerrek and you'll shoot him. Then it'll start raining. Go up to the kerrek and type in get belt AND VIOLA, YOU NOW SMELL LIKE A PEASANT.

Step 15: Walk around until you see a mud puddle. Walk into it. You'll get covered in mud.

Step 16: Go over to a bale of hay and type in jump in hay and you'll walk around in the hay.

Step 17: Walk directly down, and you'll see a pile of riches by a house with a man outside. Walk up to the riches and type in get riches. You'll get the riches but your hay will fly off and the Jhonka a.k.a man outside will say "You steal my riches?"

Step 18: Type in no. He'll say, "Oh okay. Tell me if you find anybody." or something like that.

Step 19: Go back up to the house with the four berry trees, walk over to the lady, and type in give riches and then the lady wil... ]]> !SpAzHaRd WHAT? NO MORE SLIPKNOT!? http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10360057/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10360057/ Wed, 11 Oct 2006 15:44:09 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

(...Poor SpAzHaRd is now a Stone Sour junkie, oh noes...)

LOL, guys, kidding, I'm just going to do more art involving Stone Sour, Murderdolls, all that other junk, maybe some Disturbed and KoRn and stuff, Horror Movies, expand it some more. Roflmao.

Until Slipknot gets back on tour and/or have their new CD come out, it's going to be mostly everything but Slipknot art and talk. Maybe. The avatar is staying though, the avatar is cool. Mmkay. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

"Sillyworld"

Freedom's just a word today
Freedom's just a word
When someone takes your word away it's seldom ever heard
So take a sentence full of things you're not supposed to say
Carry on, but don't write it down or you'll be gone

Love is just a song today
Love is just a song
When someone takes the song away
you seldom sing along
So take those lyrics serious and sing your life away
Carry on, but don't write 'em down or they'll be gone

All we ever do is talk
We like to ride but we never walk
We make it so damn easy
We get bored
Why can't anybody see what's good for you is good for me
I can't take your sillyworld
I can't take your sillyworld no more

Peace is just two fingers now
Peace was just a phase
When someone put it on a shirt
you knew to count the days
So take those fingers tape 'em up and shove 'em up your ass and carry on
but don't try it now cause peace is gone

All we ever do is talk
We like to ride but we never walk
We make it so damn easy
We get bored
Why can't anybody see what's good for you is bad for me
I can't take your sillyworld
I can't take your sillyworld no more

We fight our instincts
We go to extremes
We fight our instincts
We go to extremes

We fought a lot

...I don't want to have it all, I just want to have enough...

]]> !SpAzHaRd I need more sleep k. http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10358997/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10358997/ Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:00:54 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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"Surrealism=My mom working at Hooters" song lyrics

Yeah, yeah, I like how random shit helps you with brain cramps.
Hmm hmm.
I messed around with the CSS codes. It's almost ALL red and black, the fucking links I'm having a problem with. Mmkay. I want those red too. For some reason. Yeah.
I need to get ready for drum lessons tomorrow.
Snare drums are cool.
Very cool.
The roll is cool too.
Won't be actually drummin' on a real kit any time soon.
Learnin' the bells.
Xylophone.
Cymbals.
..Bells. Yeah I think I said that.
Yeah, percussion really, not drums.
I'm watching Vickey on FOP and her..sizzing butt? What?

I wish my butt had spikes on it.
Then I wouldn't have to sit down.
And Mr. Hanson wouldn't look at my butt.
Not that he'd want to.
Hmm hmm.
I'm afraid.
Seriously.

CSS is cool.
Stone Sour's cool too.
STONE SOUR!

Hell & Consequences is a great song.
Nice guitar solo.
DISABLING ENTER KEY
NOT WORKING
COMPUTER, DISABLE ENTER KEY

Computer: Does not compute

COMPUTER, SERIOUSLY

Computer: On lunch break

Damn.

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S L I P K N O T
~joeyjordison-club Come all ye Joey fans..and stuff. Of Joey.
~big-voice Like Corey? Would you like fries with that? Mmmkay.
This sacrament is sacrilege and sentimental, Deity experimental

ÛFaith is accidentalÛ

]]> !SpAzHaRd Surrealism=My mom working at Hooters http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10338293/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10338293/ Mon, 09 Oct 2006 15:24:11 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY FRIDAY
PAULA PATTY PAMELA VICTOR
WORKING WORKING PLAYING GAMING
THE MOTHERFUCKING WHITE WIZARD
NEVER GAVE ME MY THIRTY YEN
IT WAS WISE THAT YOU CAME TO ME
I AM MEARLY A VESSEL
HELP ME FALL OFF THE ROOF
I SUMMON THE WINDS OF HEAVENLESS HELL
TRANQUILITY SPIRITS
MAKING ME HIGH
HIGHLY UNORTHODOX RITUALS
I WANT GRAND CHILDREN CAN YOU FIX THIS?
I'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, WARD
RACKLEY
RAAAACKLEY
AUSTIN MAFLY STARSOBARTARD
I AM FIIIVE THOUSAND, FRIENDS TO DRINK WITH
WASTE MY SEED ON THE COMMON WHORE
FAIL
FAILURE INDEED
TOO MANY MEN
STAY AWAY FROM MY SON OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS
I HAVE POWER, TERRIBLE POWERS
MY SKILLS HAVE HACKED MANY MANY DRONES
DRONES CAN'T BE HACKED
GODDAMN
SPELLED GDDAMN
MY GOSH
YOU DON'T NEED A CRYSTAL BALL TO SEE WARD'S FUTER
RACKLEY CRACKLEY
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH
SHE'S AT IT AGAIN
I KNOW MY DAD MUST OF COME OFF OF SOME KIND
MAYBE A NUT JOB
CONTROLL MY FATHER AND MOTHER
NEVER THE LESS, BOBBY'S DADDY IS PART OF
THE CULT
THE MARVELOUS CULT
SUMMON A DRED FORCE
UNEQUAL POWER!
SOMEBODY
SOMEBODY DISABLE THE CAPS
FUCKING A
I AM A WIZARD STONER

SON OF A FUCKING BITCH
THAT FATASS WOULDN'T LET ME
LEEEEAVE
LEAVE ON TIMME
I WAS LATE FOR MY DATE
WITH MY GREAT UNCLE AUNT
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
YOU WILL BE KNOWN AS ROBERT
THE DOLPHIN
HONEY LOOK, DOLPHINS!
SWEET, VONAGE!
BABY I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS

UUUUUUUUURRRRAAAAAAARRRRRG!
METAAAAAAAAAL!

Ahem.

caps has beeen dissaaaabllleeed
fucking a
i sound like monopoly at mcdonalds
get your instand cash prizes
enter the dunnngeeoonn
so much cash
you could be next
so tuesday
shut off the monitor
get on his motherfucking lap
and

shop

shop online
at eeeeeeeeeebayyyyy!

uuuuuuuraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

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ÛFaith is accidentalÛ

]]> !SpAzHaRd THIS deserved to be a Daily Deviation! Check it! http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10325691/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10325691/ Sun, 08 Oct 2006 13:14:16 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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This is amazing!

made it! It's amazing, srysly. I can't stop saying amazing, mmkay. Srysly. That either. My god.
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It's so awesome! I mean..Interesting. INTERESTING!

Let's hope she gets a DD.

And then..back on the Wednesday 13 stuff.

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]]> !SpAzHaRd Bad Things http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10325158/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10325158/ Sun, 08 Oct 2006 12:21:03 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Fuck me, I'm all outta enemies

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GOD I LOVE THIS SONG..Z0RZ..

Whoah caps. Anyways, my mum's watching the ...weather channel? Poor mum.
Anyways, here's that sexy song.

A bullet in your head is how I want it

Your body on the floor -- a Kodak moment

You're a waste of air and a waste of space

I want sharp objects to fly into your face

I hate you now more than I ever did

I wanna kill you, dig you up and do it again

I want a car to run over your head

Put it in reverse and do it again



I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true

I only want bad things to happen to you

I want bad things to happen to you

I want bad things to happen to you

I want very bad things to happen to you



It would be really great if you drowned in a lake

Or put a bag over your face and watched you suffocate

I'd celebrate at your wake, I'd bake myself a cake

'Cause you're my favorite person that I love to hate

And you're the reason that murder should be legalized

If it was, you'd be dead and in the ground by five

Just in case I forgot to say -- 

I hate you motherfucker in the very worst way



And I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true

I only want bad things to happen to you

I want bad things to happen to you

I want bad things to happen to you

I want very bad things to happen to you



I want bad things to happen to you

I want bad things to happen to you

I want bad things to happen to you

I want very bad things to happen to you

I want bad things to happen to you

I want bad things to happen to you

I want bad things to happen to you

I want very bad things to happen to you

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ÛFaith is accidentalÛ

]]> !SpAzHaRd This is fucking hilarious bitches.. http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10294989/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10294989/ Thu, 05 Oct 2006 15:48:12 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Fuck me, I'm all outta enemies

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I took this quiz a long time ago, and then =crazyquesadilla took it again, so me being the unoriginal little shit she is, I took it again.

1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME
(name of first pet + street you live on):
Buttercup Hill (

)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME
(grandmother's/father's first name + favorite snack)
Dick Ding-Dongs.. (

)

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME
(first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant)
Subliminal ...Dick's.. (

)

(Hey, Dick's Restaraunt is a good place!)

4. YOUR SOCIALITE NAME
(silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied):
Little Poops Mexico (

)

5. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME
(first initial + first three letters of your last name)
CHOW..Hmm hmm.

6. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME
(favorite animal + name of high school):
Spider DMS..(

)

7. YOUR BARFLY NAME
(last snack food you ate + your favorite drink)
Salsa Code Red (FTW)

8. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME
(middle name + city where you were born):
Marie Auburn? Wtf?

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME
(favorite candy + favorite musician's last name):
Foamy Jordison (Foamy is the candy that makes your mouth foam up..lol)

FOAMY JORDISON!

10. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME
(name of [opposite sex] friend + cell phone company you use/would use if you had a cell):
Josh Verizon?

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME
(first 3 letters of your last name + last 3 letters of mother's maiden name)
How-TIN

Lol interwebsss..ss..ss.

That was fucking hilarity.

I tag everyone who clicked on the link to this fucking journal.

Tagged by: ~YoureallDOOMED NOOOOO!

Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/hates about yourself"
People who get tagged MUST write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things/hates as well and state this rule clearly.
In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names.

1. I can't go to sleep without listening to music.

2. I bite my nails and the skin around my nails..

3. When I'm home alone I feel the urge to clean the house.

4. One day without the computer results in a rash.

5. I like watching Vytorin commercials..they're cool.

6. I can't stop watching Fox News.

Tagging...
1.

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Fuck me, I'm all outta enemies

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No srysly, you shouldn't of clicked. I'm just dressing up the front page.

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ÛFaith is accidentalÛ

]]> !SpAzHaRd The "I'm Bored" Journal. http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10248645/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10248645/ Sun, 01 Oct 2006 13:28:37 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

*maggot-corps: ENLIST in the maggot army bitch!
If you're 555 then I'm 666, what's it like to be a HERETIC?

Fuck me, I'm all outta enemies

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Ahem. I am completely and utterly bored out of my mind. GOD. Here are quizzles and whatnot.

1.At this very moment, What time is it?: 3:10 P.M.

2.Full Name: SpAz M. HaRd

3.What's your favourite past time?: WRESTLING

4.What's your favourite tv show?: I'd have to say Family Guy and Happy Tree Friends ftw.

5.Favourite colour?: Black and Red. It uhm, owns.

6.Favourite Food?: MEEAT, MUST HAVE MEAT..Yes, I'm a meat and potatoes girl

7.N*SYNC or Marilyn Manson?: Marilyn Manson ftw. The Fight Song owns.

8.Look to the left, What's there?: The T.V..hmm, Discovery Channel. Uh, the towercase for the computer, my left hand, one speaker, a plant with halloween lights in it, a couch, my mom reading a magazine and the fireplace.

9.Look to the right, What's there?: My right hand, A mural of an angel and some kids walking across a bridge, a lamp, three shelves filled with books and frames and crap, a flashlight, my mouse, my mousepad, and a mirror.

10.Where do you live?: At my house.

11.Ice cream or cake?: Cake.

12.What's your favourite movie?: I loved Saw II, I thought it was realistic and exciting, for once. No sexual shit or anything, just plain, flat out blood and gore.

13.Who sent this to you?: I stole it bitch.

14.Whats a word that describes you perfectly?: Masturba-ER I MEAN..Maggot.

15.Are you even reading these all?: THE ANSWER IS 2

16.What do you wanna be when you grow up?: One of those guys who spits in your food at Burger King if you don't give exact change.

17.History or Gym?: Both of them suck ass, but I'll go with History.

18.Is that true?: NO NO, SHE FELL ON HER OWN!

19.Why are you filling this out?: Because you touch yourself at night.

20.Are you going to be a good little child and send this to people?: Hell no, bitch.

21.Was that a good question?: Like your mum next to the watercooler at Hooters..if they have a watercooler.

22.You are?: Tired.

23.Are you going to fill this whole thing out?: Yes.

24.Where do you think this is gonna lead you to?: More quizzes.

25.What's the last song you listened to?: Uh, "Metabolic" by Slipknot. Now I'm listening to Skin Ticket.

26.Are you bored at the moment?: Asks the quiz journal entitled, "I'm bored".

27.Did you dream last night?: Yeah, but I can't remember half of what I was dreaming about.

28.What's a phrase or word that people say a lot that annoys the hell outta you?: Cute. I hate that. "Oh my god, that t-shirt is so cute! THE 7TH GRADER IS CLASS B IS SO CUTE! THAT BABY IS CUTE! LOOK, THEY'RE EATING THEIR OWN PUKE, CUUUUTTTEE OMFMFKDJSLAKJF;!!11"

29. What do you think about plumbers, the president, the guy down the street?: Plumbers should be hot so I can enjoy looking at their ass, the president can kiss my ass, and that guy down the street should move.

30.What is one thing your more obsessed over and you love it more than life?: Coughcoughcough. Slipknot.

44.Hugs or kisses? OH EM GEE. Hugs.

45.What number are you on?: OMG, DAY 6 WITH PRILOSEC OMFG

33.What time did you begin?: Wait, I know this one.

34.Who's one person you hate?: It'd have to be our Librarian.

35. Do you want your friends to respond?: I don't care, I just want something to do!

36.Who's least likely to respond?: Your mom.

37.Who's most likely to respond?: Me.

MMKAY, NEXT QUIZ

1. What is your full name?: SpAz M. HaRd, bitch.

2. Who do you trust most out of your friends?: Deidre, just because she was my real first friend.

3. Who is the funniest friend you have?: I have too many fu... ]]> !SpAzHaRd Ben and Dragonfable http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10222865/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10222865/ Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:57:51 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

*maggot-corps: ENLIST in the maggot army bitch!
If you're 555 then I'm 666, what's it like to be a HERETIC?

Fuck me, I'm all outta enemies

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Ben likes Dragonfable. Jason likes Dragonfable. We all like Dragonfable. YAAAAAAAAAY!

Ben was vs. some halo dudes.
Now he's looking at a dog name killer. Then a picture of Michael Jackson. Then dogs in a hot dog suit. Then a sleeping puppy. Now he's typing out stuff. "This place has tight security"..

That's stupid.

Now he hit the halo looking dudes with fire. Now he's running. Now he's fighting more halo dudes. Now he's blocking, now he hikt the with wind. Now he blocked. Now they missed. Now he electricuted them. Now he got hit. YOUR MOTHER. NOW ANOTHER GUY HIT HIM. NOW HE'S DEAD. HE GOT OWNED. NOW HE ABANDONED THE QUEST. THEN HE RAN. NOW HE'S RUNNING. Doomwood? Mmmkay. NOW HE'S CLICKING BACK. THEN HE CLICKS IT AGAIN.. NOW HE'S READING HIS SCIENCE PAPER AND CLOSING HIS LAPTOP. NOW HE LOOKS AT THE PUPPY PICTURES..NOW THE TEACHER'S LAUGHING AT THE PICTURES..

AH CAPS

He's begging him to look at the killer dog. Mr. Buck laughed. Now he's clicking on the scared kitty..now the teacher's walking away..Then he clicked on a picture of a cat holding a gun. Then the teacher's talking. He said he watched David Letterman. It's AWWWEEESSSOOOMMMEE! Mmmmkay. All that stuff.

Now he's talking about hypnotizing lizards. Rubbing bellies. Crocodile Hunters. MMmmmmaky. KILLER KITTY, KILLER DOG, TIGHT SECURITY, MADDEN NFL. Oh noes, more dragon fable! JOIN ZORBAK, JOIN! Mmmmkay. Mmmkay. I like pie. Okay. Now that chick from NCIS named Abby sounds like me. Gothic Techno geek. Mmmkay.

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ÛFaith is accidentalÛ

]]> !SpAzHaRd CCCCCAAARRRVVEEE http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10201953/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10201953/ Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:58:11 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

*maggot-corps: ENLIST in the maggot army bitch!
If you're 555 then I'm 666, what's it like to be a HERETIC?

Fuck me, I'm all outta enemies

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No Math for us today.

Someone else's telepathy
Collapsed enemy
Always dealing with that and this
I released then I believe
64 elimination
We'll make you understand,
How feel,
Fascination,
I need a gun,
I need a gun to kill,

Your pain I see,

Carve! Theres something inside!
Carve! Theres nothing inside!
Carve! Theres something inside!
Carve! it's not done til over
Carve! Theres something inside!
Carve! Theres nothing inside!
Carve! Theres something inside!
Carve!

Your in your place trapped,
Your gonna get your face slapped,
Bring more,
Slice,dice and penalize,
Gonna get it slam dunk,
You fat ass punk,
You stick your own face,
Yet u can't afford your own place,
I am gonna give you a little more,
Gonna make you wanna to take it,
Thank you anyways,
I am just taking you,

Roll your ass,
Force you to pass,
Least I am not fucked,
Whatcha you going to do,
When god sees through you,
(You are fake)
You want it even louder,
Eyes and ears,
Listen to what we say,
so there is no way to eliminate,
(I want it all!)
I am going to showyou how to be deceiving,

SEE!
What your lies have done
YOU!
You are the one
YOU!
Are in your place trapped
YOUR!
Have gotten retrapped
YOU!
ARE GONE
YOU!
ARE MINE!
YOU!
SHOW YOUR OWN FACE TRAPPED
YOU!
JUST GOT RETRAPPED
CARVE!
CCCAARRRVVVEEE

CSS provided by =crazyquesadilla!

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ÛFaith is accidentalÛ

]]> !SpAzHaRd Typing from school, from school, from school.. http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10201366/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10201366/ Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:34:51 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

*maggot-corps: ENLIST in the maggot army bitch!
If you're 555 then I'm 666, what's it like to be a HERETIC?

Fuck me, I'm all outta enemies

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This journal is rocking. Doodpants.

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ÛFaith is accidentalÛ

]]> !SpAzHaRd Your mother in the dryer http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10200272/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10200272/ Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:41:10 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

*maggot-corps: ENLIST in the maggot army bitch!
If you're 555 then I'm 666, what's it like to be a HERETIC?

Fuck me, I'm all outta enemies

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Numa Numa and Bill O' Reilly parody.

Lol ftw. That parody was funny as hell.

And then, "Bullet with a Name" by NonPoint. It's grood. You should listen sometime.

My disposition is in a position for all to see.

Regretless for how it feels.

I got a bullet with a name on it.

Bullet with a name.



Because the cause for all, the pause you think you see

is really concentration on the steel.

I got a bullet with a name on it.

Bullet with a name.



See everybody watching and passing judgment

on every little move and decision I make.

How can I be an individual with the weight of the world

with 8 other planets to take?

and with everything happening

gunshots clapping and people all

running in every direction

with their hands up praying for the drama to end,

I got my hand out looking for some money to spend.





The price tags on the things I need are getting bigger by the day

I got a bullet with a name on it.

Bullet with a name.

The way I work so hard for things they just take away from me.

I got a bullet with a name on it.

Bullet with a name.



I'm working harder than a hundred black mules down in Mexico.

No water, no clouds, no cover,

from the hotter than Hell no dinner bell,

empty oven again from another bad opinion.

I mean who doesn't want the cars,

money, fame, attention, bars, honeys,

games, attention, stars?

Funny how we say we don't need it

then turn around and try to achieve it.



The price tags on the things I need are getting bigger by the day

I got a bullet with a name on it.

Bullet with a name.

The way I work so hard for things they just take away from me.

I got a bullet with a name on it.

Bullet with a name.





Everything that they say about me.

And everything that they make me need,

are nothing when they're taking everything away from me.

Everyone trying to make it harder

and everyone saying I would never be.

You're nothing but a name on the bullet that I aim...



The price tags on the things I need are getting bigger by the day

I got a bullet with a name on it.

Bullet with a name.

The way I work so hard for things they just take away from me.

I got a bullet with a name on it.

Bullet with a name.

Mmmkay.

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ÛFaith is accidentalÛ

]]> !SpAzHaRd CHUCK NORRIS CLUB http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10174124/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10174124/ Sun, 24 Sep 2006 15:44:58 PDT maggot-corps: ENLIST in the maggot army bitch!
If you're 555 then I'm 666, what's it like to be a HERETIC?

Fuck me, I'm all outta enemies

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Hey, you n00bs like Chuck Norris? How about you HATE Chuck Norris? Anyways, join HERE:

Norris Norris Norris, Chuck Chuck Chuck.

Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands, now they're just the Islands.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea-bag women, he potato sacks them.

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck with human skulls on them.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure Cancer..too bad he's never cried.

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes, he steps on necks.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon, he is one.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norr... ]]> !SpAzHaRd Steve-O meets Ashley Simpson http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10164006/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10164006/ Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:23:53 PDT maggot-corps: ENLIST in the maggot army bitch!
If you're 555 then I'm 666, what's it like to be a HERETIC?

Fuck me, I'm all outta enemies

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Yeah, I can't wait to see Jackass 2. If I can. Hmm.
Yeah, it's really rainy outside, I mean, if it was just a little bit colder in my room I could probably see my breath. That's sad. The heat never reaches my room, NOOOO! Oh well, at least I'll sleep better.

I went to a dance last night, pretty funny, BUT WESLEY KEPT STEALING MY HAT. AHHHH! I was running around the dance trying to get it back and trying not to get kicked out at the same time. CURSE YOU. I finally got it back after I punched his arm when he was SITTING ON IT..
My friend ~Kala12 seemed to have a good time at first, but then it seemed to suck for the rest of the night for her. I won't go into it though.

Me and D.J. were supposed to be buying glowsticks and then selling them for a rediculously high price, but at the last moment he was grounded or something, at least that's what his friend told me. Kinda missed him, he's my little maggot friend. Like a mini-me boy version of me. He has like, 25 posters crammed into his locker and me and him make puppets and shit.

Anyway, it's pretty boring here. It smells like chicken. And it's still raining. My room's a mess, and I'm tired. And cold. Yay cold.

OMG, SPAZ BOUGHT A DRESS!!111wtf. Yes, I BOUGHT, A DRESS. For the semi-formal! I was talking to Alyssa, and I said, "Yeah, I got a dress for the SF." and then the entire room went quiet, and Caleb was all, "YOU GOT A DRESS!!!!!?" and I was all.."Yeah..so.., I'll probably wear some other stuff too. Jesus." And it got all awkward and shit. I hate that. It's only one night. I probably go in with Chris's mask and jerk off,

.

Oh well. I guess the N00BS will never UNDERSTAND..NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME[/EMO]
Ahermehm.

Now for random GIFs I stol-ER, found and asked explicit permission to post here.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Lol random. Fearplz.

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S L I P K N O T

~joeyjordison-club Come all ye Joey fans..and stuff. Of Joey.
~big-voice Like Corey? Would you like fries with that? Mmmkay.
This sacrament is sacrilege and sentimental, Deity experimental

ÛFaith is accidentalÛ

... ]]> !SpAzHaRd Hey guys, I have a hate club! http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10111341/ http://SpAzHaRd.deviantart.com/journal/10111341/ Thu, 21 Sep 2006 04:10:12 PDT Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting