http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:SpAzHaRd-Er&section=today deviantART RSS for by:SpAzHaRd-Er en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Thu, 31 Dec 2009 06:16:36 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11896612/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11896612/ Tue, 20 Feb 2007 15:26:53 PST taking requests...plz...
Anything.....or almost anything.....JUST REQUEST PLZ

Now that I have fugured out how to make the digital camera take grood pictures, it's almost like having ascanner!

IN OTHER NEWS:

how ya doing?

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- OMG! One of my best friends EVER! LYK WE TOTALY STAY UP ALL NIT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES LOLOLOL

- okay, WHAT THE HELL DO I NEED TO DAY? She....well..okay...one word...hobo..

- Omg, one of the RANDOMEST people you will EVER meet, I'm serious now....you should see him talk to people at school dances,

- Geez, aka SAUSAGE, I don't know why...but SHE GIGGGLES AT EVERYTHING! OMG SHE TOTALY DOES!

- Three words, kick your ass

- One of the best Invader Zim style drawers I know!

- Okay....her you go: x infinitythousand
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Some CLUBS!
Mine:


Some that I'm part of:
http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11869095/ Sun, 18 Feb 2007 14:16:35 PST
OMFG UR TEH SIGNORE UF VERGINITÀ LULZ LULZ LULZ
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1. Cigarette: Known as a FAG! LULZ YOU SMOKE FAGS!

2. Sex: Soltanto con ~SpAzHaRd's gattino Coco

3. Relationship:

4. Your Last Ex: Lulz did not have any

5. Power ranger: I AM the Power Rangers...

6. Marijuana: Nessuna maniera maledetta nell'Inferno

7. Crack: PULL UR DAMN PANTS UP

8. Food: Not the hunny bun with Skyler's brother's "joy juices" on top....

9. Who: I didn't stole the cookie form the cookie jar...

10. War: DING FRIES ARE DONE

12. Gas: TACO BELL

13. Halloween: KANDY

14. Bon Jovi: Sux

15. Religion: SpAzHaRd-Er religion

16. MySpace: DOWN WITH MYSPACE

17. Worst Fear: Having to look at your face

18. Marriage:

19. Fashion: NO SUCH THING

20. Brunettes: Lulz ~SpAzHaRd

21. Redheads: My little Hitler brother

22. Work: My house- NO matter how much you work, NO PAY FOR YOU!

23. Pass the time: Bite my nails and listen to good shit.(I'm doing that right now!)

24. One night stands: 42

25. Cell Phone: DOn't have one.....

26. The void: It sucks........

27. Pixie Stix: YUM

28. Vanilla Ice Cream: WHITE SHIT

29. Porta Potties: FUCK! DON'T GOO IN THEM! WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T GO IN THERE!

30. Pajamas: loose PJ pants and a t-shirt that I don't feel like wearing to school the next day, or that week....

32. Woods: HIIIIIISSSSSSSSS

33. Surfers: Pants

34. Pictures: lulz...

35. First Love: Captin' Crunch

THE LETTER A

are you available?: Yeah, STFU

what is your age?: Between 0 and.....some other number less than infinity....

what annoys you?: EVERYTHING

THE LETTER B

do you live in a big house?: It's not HUGE...but it fits the family...and I have me own room!

when is your birthday?: July 26th Bitch....

THE LETTER C

what's your favorite candy?: yes

who's your crush?: asasdcoreyaslk;aslktaylorkjdkajkkkkolllllsuuuhytrppural llbihhhdhk;;k;kjjelulzthatguythatpumpsgasatthecornerst orekkkkkkk

when was the last time you cried?: WHEN I FELL

THE LETTER D

do you daydream?: Isn't that what you're supposed to do in school?

do you like dogs?: DAWGZ ARE (SIC)

what day of the week is it?: Sunday

THE LETTER E

how do you like your eggs?: Scrambled

have you ever been in the emergency room?: To see my mom when she had gangreous appendicitus...(sp?)

what's the easiest thing ever to do?: For me? SARCASTIC

THE LETTER F

have you ever flown in a plane: YEAH! RUB IT IN MY FACE

do you use fly swatters?: FUCK YEAH

have you ever used a foghorn: Er. No.
!SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11856794/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11856794/ Sat, 17 Feb 2007 15:20:52 PST
I HAVE ARTISTS BLOCK!

Can you guys maybe give me some suggestions about what to draw? I REALLY REALLY have no ideas....I seem to have "run out"......

Well, I have a few idea's...but they aren't things I would really want to put on DA....

So..could you spare an artist some ideas, thanx.

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11815843/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11815843/ Wed, 14 Feb 2007 13:52:47 PST ++++++

Corey Taylor
~SpAzHaRd's Mom for some concert reason....
Art man!
My little brother Dakota, aka HITLER!
The Fact That We FINALLY HAVE SNOW!
Rise Against/Stone Sour/Slipknot/SOAD/youknowtherest
Cookies!
Food!!1oneoneeleven/
DEVIANT ART! :dalove:

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MUSIC

Do I even have to explain this one? Ugh...okay..LOOK AT THE FIRST LOVE THING...Geez, just cuz' now he's bald doesn't take away the fact that he's got TALENT!

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And I was tragged!
By *YoureallDOOMED ~SpAzHaRd http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11776478/ Sun, 11 Feb 2007 17:08:11 PST
British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 4

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned. ( I BURN DAMMIT!!! YEAH! RUB IT INNN!)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[/] You have an australian something(I might..)
Total: 3 1/2

Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10'' (Lol midgits unite)
[ ] You know what a italian horn is (isn't it a pastri? or a canal?)
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.(The bird and more)
Total: 9

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos. (No, but I have a sweatshirt w/ Gir on it and it says Tacos are Good..)
[/] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (My name..)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (That has nothing to do with being Spanish!)
[/] You know what platanos are. (I SWEAR ITS A FOOD!)
Total: 3

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named natasha. ( I think..)
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. (OMG 12 YEAR OLD DRUNKARD!!1oneoneeleven/
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green. (Depend what other colors are with it, though)
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland. (ansestors and I think I also have LIVING relatives)
[x] You have blonde hair. (dirty blonde..
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 5

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[/] You like rap. (YOU MAH RAPS BE CWAP! YOU SMELL LIKE OLD SHAT!)
[/] You know how to shoot a gun (bb gun)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 4

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4
(Fucking A man)

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German. (yeah, some swears)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (ITS FOOD! )
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (Lol grammar nazi)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] LULZ YOU HAD GERMAN ANCESTORS! (nothing was here! I had to add something...)
Total: 6
What the fuck does PRE-SCHOOL HAVE TO DO WITH GERMAN?

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x... ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11671996/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11671996/ Sat, 03 Feb 2007 13:35:51 PST
Race: Cat-wolf-thing

Fur colour: Navy-Blue, damn straight

Hair: Long brown with some on the tips of her ears and it's in her face and stoof..

Color: isn't this the same shit as above?

Eyes: BLACK WITH A BURNING PASSION OF HATE AND DISTRUCTION!
racesist....

Orientation: pants

Likes: SOAD, Slipknot, Stone Sour, HEAD-BANG-MOSH 2-MUSIC, black and red, checker board shoes, art, ect, ect...

Dislikes: Bees, Richard Simmons (don't be dissin' fool), Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, retards, SpAzHaRd (jk), and your face..

Favourite food: pepsi and skittles with mashed potatoes and brownies, don't forget the ham.....

Favourite possesion: Her striped shirt that goes under all her other shirts..

Prefered genre of music: Head-bang-mosh 2-music

Personality traits: Uhh, she's hiper, and crazy. She can whoop your ass in a twitching contest. Loves to sleep......is totaly single man...and I think she likes ith that way....hit on her and she'll drop kick you so fast it'll make Chuck Norris look bad.....

Past: She was born in a pert shop...LEFT TO DIIIIE......escaped on night, and ran to New York, where there, she decided to look for her other and KILL HER, when, she was walking to McDonalds, saw her mother's dead, decaying body in the road, she was hit by a car....so Kittz just went on and ordered a large fry with a large sprite/root beer mix and another fry......

lulz

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11671796/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11671796/ Sat, 03 Feb 2007 13:19:17 PST
Tagged by

THE 7TH TIME YOU DO A QUIZ
YOU NEED TO MOVE ON
BUT YOU JUST FUCKING CAN'T

My life's movie soundtrack

rules:
1. Open your library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits:


Waking Up:
"The System is Down" - Strongbad
I'm gonna die today? xD

First Day At School:
"My Plague" - Slipknot
QUICK! RUN AWAY! SHE HAS A FLESH EATING PLAGUE!

Childhood:
"You're Pitiful" - Weird Al Yankovic
Do you know how awesome this song fits this?

Falling In Love:
"People = Shit" - Slipknot
I take it I won't fall in love.....

Fight Song:
"Beating Me Down" - Korn
So, I take that if I fight with someone, they are going to be, "beating me down, down, into the ground..."

Breaking Up:
"Vermilion" - Slipknot
Uhh, I don't think this really is the kind of "breaking up" song....

Prom:
"Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch" - Weird Al Yankovic
*no comment*

Life:
"Everbody To the Limit" - Strongbad (powered by the Cheat)
Wow...cool...

College:
"Canadian Idiot" - Weird Al Yankovic
Why is it playing all of the Weird Al songs? Maybe it's a sign

High School:
"My Name Is Darth Vader" - Weird Al Yankovic (I would have NEVER guessed)


Mental Breakdown:
"Elmo's Got A Gun" - Weird Al Yankovic
Watch out

Driving:
"Behind Closed Doors" - Rise Against
I thought it was gonna pick, "The Approching Curve", that would have been scary....

Flashback:
"Hell & Consequences" - Stone Sour
"Mam, step out of the car.."

Getting Back Together:
"One Backstreet Boys' Gay" - Weird Al?
That isn't really a good song...
"Uhhh, Jessica I have to tell you something.."
"Sure, what is it honey?"
"Uhhh, you know my friend Jake? And how we go out every Mon, Wed, and Fri?"
"Yeah...what about it?"
"Uhh, there's something more to that..."

Wedding:
"Ebay" -Weird Al Yankovic
THAT'S WHY MY MOM WILL BE THERE!

Birth of Child:
"Roadside" - Rise Against
You know, Ebay would have been an awesome song for this one, "..what I bought on Ebay.."
You bought you're kid on ebay?

Final Battle:
"Behind Closed Doors" - Rise Against
perfect.....that's like, the best song for this one.....

Death Scene:
"Left Behind" - Slipknot
SPAZHARD!!!! YOU LEFT ME BEHIND TO DIIIIE! I HATE YOU!

Funeral Song:
"Cigaro" - SOAD
Okay, I kinda wasn't suspecting that...

End Credits:
"You've Got An Ugly and Stupid Butt" - Strongbad
It's true.....

I TAG


]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11661055/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11661055/ Fri, 02 Feb 2007 15:40:18 PST
Well, I need a name, I'm tired of usinf things like my nickname JEZZ and SpAzHaRd-Er, it's not really a character if it has that name, just a lickness.

So, just comment with your idea of a name kay?

SPANKS ALOT

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11600729/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11600729/ Sun, 28 Jan 2007 14:33:44 PST
lololololololol

I'm a n00b...

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11485253/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11485253/ Thu, 18 Jan 2007 17:24:43 PST I made up stuff through the whole sign-up thing, like, I put my zip code as roflmaomgwt, and I live in N00b-City.


Here is my page:
[link]

I plan on subbimting some videos when I figure out how to make some and eberything, I learning right now...like right now...as I'm typing.....woah..



YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?!?!

Do you?

Absolutely NOTHING!

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11422278/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11422278/ Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:53:22 PST


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4
"....to bark out orders like a real ship's captain."
Deadly Waters-Gloria Skurzynski and Alane Ferguson

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Uhhh...nothing

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Spongebob FTW

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
3:25 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:32 P.M.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My little brother watching Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, sucking on his bottle, playing with blocks. Me typing....and talking to myself....

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
20 min. ago....gettin' the mail....

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A window...

9. What are you wearing?
Baggy black pants, a shirt that says, "I beat your mom at mario kart," Korn neklace thanks to my mom's l337h4xx skillz on Ebay, sum dark blue old navy soxx, and a misfits braclet.

10. Did you dream last night?
No.....I just fell asleep...and then woke up....

11. When did you last laugh?
Last night when I called my mom Michael Jackson....

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Nothing so I'm gonna say what's on the walls of my room....Uhhh...a big korn flag, a poster given to me for christmas from ~maggot723 that has a big chinese dragon on it and skullz, a "Room Rulz:" poster, a Yankees poster, paint...., uhh...not much because I haven't finished making my room mine....

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Uhhh...I looked at myself in the mirror this moring, what's weirder than me? (well...~SpAzHaRd and I put togerther and pretend to be siamese twins..)

14. What do you think of this quiz?
pointless?

15. What is the last film you saw?
Fucking pirates of the carrabiean 2...I had no freaking choice...my mom was like, either you go to bead or you watch the FUCKING MOVIE!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
......a bigger bed so I could sleep more!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Uhh.....I fucking hate you.....

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would probably stop....maybe those fucking losers that are going around abusing everyone...fucking rapeing them left and right...and like beating them and degrading their personalities...yeah.....you kinda get were I'm going right?

19. Do you like to dance?
Uhhh....maybe? I don't really dance...well...maybe Benny's bread dance....

20. George Bush:
Dubfuck asshole mother fucker fucking son of a bitch whore slut fucker....need I go on?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Igannah whoop yourass


22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Seymore Assez....


23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.....

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
"Welcome home son..."

25. 5 people who must also do this:
You know what? ALL OF YOU!

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11402205/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11402205/ Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:25:13 PST 's jonaurl.
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.



ONLY REPOST IF YOU CAN READ THIS. CHANGE THE NUMBER AT THE TOP THOUGH, "ONLY __ PEOPLE CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU?" and go up a number if you can read it

heh heh heh.....

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11275717/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11275717/ Mon, 01 Jan 2007 13:50:13 PST I've decided to.........START TAKING REQUESTS! :died:
Yeah....I probably won't get to many....but...who cares....I need stuff in my gallery...I don't know...soo....yeah....
Maybe if you guys have a drawing that you want colored, I can color it...if you want to.....(trades)
So, if you have one, (trade, request), just send me a note, mmmkay?

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REQUESTS:
OPEN
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TRADES:
OPEN
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Joke:
"I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning...okay...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign."
---Bill Engvall

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11273285/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11273285/ Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:59:38 PST NEW YEAR!!!!!
Yeah we watched the ball drop on tv....and when it when down I was like.."wooo....yeah..woot...." When I first saw the ball drop, I thought that it was gonna just...be let go...and it smash into little pieces....that would have been COOL!
Sooo.....
I fixed this picture---> [link]
Yeah...'cause I just got to hook up my mom's digital camera, and now I get to use it so.....I'm gonna be submitting pictures...that I've DRAWN!

That be all.....I guess....

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11220065/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11220065/ Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:30:12 PST



Heh heh heh.....
I just might join......

What about you guys?


Have a Grood Day!

HEY! You guys gotta watch this:
[link]

It's Jim Gaffigin doing his "Hot Pocket" joke.....I love that guy...he's awesome...one of the best....

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11152507/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11152507/ Fri, 22 Dec 2006 16:17:06 PST
Hey,

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needs:
people to join
deviations
affilites
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SOOO, do any of YOU GUYS want to join?
spread the word?

So, how are you guys doing? haveing a MERRY CHRISTMAS? Having a feliz navida? SOMETHING? CHUNAKA? IF THAT'S HOW YOU SPELL IT?
ANYTHING!?!?!??!?!?!?! COME ON!



Well.......my rambleing is compleate,
thank you for noticing that I am fucked-up...and weird...
thank you!

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11041712/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11041712/ Tue, 12 Dec 2006 15:45:27 PST Easter Bummy
Religious Bummy
Middle Eastern Bummy
Bummy the Cook
Bummy the Fireman
Bummy the Calender Girl
Osama Bin Bummy
Saddam Hu Bummy
Buddist Bummy
Catholic Bummy
Bummy the Mad Scientist
Grunge Bummy
Princess Bummy
Prince Bummy
Drama Queen Bummy
Bad Bummy
Punk Bummy
Emo Bummy
Fluffy Bummy
Tickle Me Bummy
Bummy Hamie Haaaaa
Rocker Bummy
Slipknot Bummy
Bummy the Clown
Old Saint Bummy
Jeasus Bummy
Seasons Greetings Bummy
Holiday Cheer Bummy
Christmas Bummy
Scarey Bummy (Bummy scarey just by being himself
Comefy Bummy (I KNOW! I spelt it wrong!)
Lounge Bummy
Weekend Bummy
Frank Bummy
Serious Bummy
Funny Bummy
Anime Bummy
PokieBummy (like POKEMON! eh eh
DigiBummy (DIGIMON!)
Swat Team Bummy
My Little Bummy
Make Me Pretty Bummy
Bummy Bear
Care Bummy
Cuddle Bummy
Movie Time Monday Bummy
Ash Wednesday Bummy
Gay Bummy or Bummy the Fruit (Like VINCE PORTER! )
Tuff Bummy
Bummy-man
Nascar Bummy
Chores Bummy
Old McBummy
Marco Bummy
Bummy the Artist
Play Bummy
Jolly Bummy
Touch Me Bummy
Super Bummy
Bummy the Dinosaur
Prtozoa Bummy
BC Bummy
Ancient Bummy
R-Tard Bummy
Lord of the Bummy: The Twin Busses
Metal Gear Bummy
Drumer Bummy
Bouncey Bummy
High Bummy
Stoner Bummy
Bummy the Walmart Greater
Flirty Bummy
SHIT-EH Bummy
Snow Bummy
Smexy Bummy * raises eyebrows suggestivley *
Captain Bummy
Pyro Bummy
Ninja Bummy
Athletic Bummy
Musical Bummy
BaaBaa Bummy
Forigen Bummy (Yeah, it's spelt wrong, I have a brain cramp)
Nazi Bummy
This Side Down Bummy (I was looking at a bag of popcorn! )
Crazy Quesa-Bummy
Mexicano Bummy
Devious Bummy
Power Up Bummy
Tech Bummy
Nerd Bummy
Lip Smackin' Bummy
Pregnat Bummy
Rise-A-Bummy
Rabies-Infested Bummy
Zombie Bummy
Camando Bummy
Harley Bummy
Biker Bummy
Lick Me Bummy
Chocolate Covered Bummy w/ a cherry on top
Crunch Coated Bummy
Nude Bummy
Beer Bummy
Drunk Bummy
Bummy the Hobo
Grandma Bummy
The Bumminator
Sunshine Bummy
French Bummy
Great White Bummy
Bummy the Virgin
Color Me Bummy
Cookie Snachin' Bummy
Redrum Bummy
Stephen Bummy
Hitler Bummy
Wash Me Bummy
Art Class Bummy
TV Bummy
Celeberty Bummy
Aberiginal Bummy
Invader Bummy
Dance With Me Bummy
Porn Stah Bummy
Pole Dancing Bummy
Bummy the Hooker
Prostitute Bummy
Telokenetic Bummy
Physic Bummy
Physco Bummy
Killer Bummy
Kink-eh Bummy
That's all for now...but there are A LOT MORE Bummy names, that for sure! http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/11007028/ Sat, 09 Dec 2006 14:32:12 PST dark2goth's house, it was his birthday party, and I was the only girl there. Other people who were there were our friend Nathen and his brother, Dylan, Sawyer, and ~cstyourmom. Well, first my mom and I couldn't get there because we got the wrong address, so we were searching up and down the street for a white house with red trim on the left. We found the house, but I looked at the mail box and it said "Hall," so we thought it was the wrong house. So, my mom went back home and I called ~SpAzHaRd to get the directions. She told me it was the house that we stopped at and I was like WTF?!? Other than that, it was awesome. We went sleding outside and stuff when I got there. When my mom dropped me off, here tire got stuck, but then it got UNSTUCKEDED! Then we went inside and played Lord of the Rings, and had cake and stuff. Yeah, well we were on this level where you fight this squid thing, and everyone kept dying, so then Nathen was like, "So, Jess you want to try?" And I said sure, then he said that he'd never seen a girl play a PS2 before, and was like, well, playing Video games is easy for me, I have an XBox, Gamecube, and PS2. So then I was randomly pressing buttons on the control and I was staying alive longer than anyone, then I got so close to beating it and I died. After that ~dark2goth beat it. Then we went back outside to sled. Dylan got in my way, then I chased him and said I was gonna kick his ass, then he ran away. Then we went to the back pourch and ~cstyourmom was gonna pull someone off the stairs and noone would go in, so I just hopped in the sled and he said, "Jeez, Sawyer(or Nathen I can't remember which one it was), she's got more balls than you." So he pulled me and when I was off the stairs I sadi, "Son of a Bich..." and then it was over. Then ~cstyourmom threw snow in my face and I chased him around the house and I think I heard someone say, "she's fast." I'm not sure, anyway, wen I got close enough I kicked him. Then Sawyer and ~cstyourmom left and it was just ~dark2goth, Nathen and I. We were throwing snowballs at this wood santa. Then my mom came.....and I went home....now I'm typing this....journal.....
So, how's everythign goin' wiht oyu guyz? Even though NOBODY IS READING THIS! EVERYONE HATES ME DAMN IT!

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10938539/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10938539/ Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:50:31 PST YoureallDOOMED's journal with this on it, I have to post it as well. The first ten people to reply to this entry will be featured on here where I will pick out three of their deviations that I like the most. Kay?

But you have to put this in your journal as well, so no cheating!

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]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10881599/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10881599/ Tue, 28 Nov 2006 16:54:55 PST Full of them......trail.....mix.....things....like....pretzels.......

Any-who.....tommarrow is WED.!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!?!?!!?!?!?! I have art class, which has "wicked good aht," in my aht, I mean ART teacher's words. Yeah....we finished these handscapes a while ago.....mine came out coolio.....he (my art teacher) thought it was teh SHIZZ! My friend Josh didn't add enough curves , in it, so it came out kinda block-ish. I was being nice and told him it looked cool, but he turned around (he was sitting down), and said, "Yeah Jezz, I know it sucks you don't have to rub it in....." and I said, "NOO! IT IS NICE!!" Then he said, "sure..." and then like, 5 min. later I was walking back to my space on the floor, (my picture was done on this HUGE piece of cardboard), and he said, "Hey Jezz, hold this up." So I held it up and he was studying it like a real artist, rubbing his chin, and he didn't do anything too it since the last time I saw it, well maybe he shaded a little more, and he said, "Yeah....that's it...that's gonna be awesome." Then he was like "thanks Jezz." and he walked away.....

WELL! I don't really know.......
my brother and sister are watching the Simpsons in the living room, and my rother keeps poping in where the computer is and he says, "HEY! YOU WERE JUST GONNA CHECK YOUR MESSAGES!" Which I WAS, but apparently, RESPONDING to them isn't the same as CHECKING them.....
Well, he has been on the computer since we got home, he got off like for a 20 min., then got back on. It's now, like 7:00 PM, and I just got on a couple min. ago. I should have never introduced him to Adventure Quest, or gave him his own file on it. Now, that's ALL HE GOES ON! It's crazy, and not in that grood way, that, it's so suckish, it's crazy, type-of-way.

Here is a song by teh WIGGLES!
No, not really. But, my little brother, he's 2, and he loves the wiggles. He also walks like HITLER! One day he did that little arm point thing that Hitler did. And, if you get hom mad, he'll hit you, or he'll come up to you and look all evil and point at you, like the evil monkey in Chris's closet (family guy).

Yeah, I just heard Homer, on the Simpson's punch something and go, "stupid barney...." and now he just whined about not haveing a nickname.....maybe the 'H-man' or....'Homer-G'......"shrug: I don't know, then he just argued to Barney about beer....and then Apu yelled at him, "HEY! you did not pay for that beer!" And then Homer Yelled, "AH!"

Mehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehhehehe ehhehehehhehhehh?
I have no idea what that means....

See, you guyz lat-tourz..............
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Random-space-wasteing!

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10866635/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10866635/ Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:20:33 PST Well, that was random....so anyway:

Yeah, I'm at home sick right now, I got out of school, but I'm gonna have tons o' teh homework. (At least it's not Soc. St, today we're having a quiz ) Yeah, I couldin't move this morning, after I had breakfast, (doughnuts and milk) I don't know what happened, but after I got dressed I was SO SICK! I coudn't move or anything. Then guess what I *up-chucked.... I couldn't go run to the bathroom WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT TO MY ROOM (I had a cramp in my leg...) So, all I could do was hang over the side of my bed and hope it didn't stain the carpet....I walked like a zombie to the other side of the house where my mom was on the computer and said, "I threw up momeh..." She said, "where?!?!" I replyed by sayin' "All over the place..." She said, with a moan, "oh God, in your room???" I told her yesh, then she went in there to clean it up. She said, "I can change sh*77y dipers all day, but for some reason, I can't handle puke..." so then I laid on my floor and like a half hour later I up-chucked again! But it didn't go on the carpet, this time I was smart-er than last time. I threw up in the blanket I was using. So then I was feeling better, my mom made me tea and toast, i watched "THE VIEW" and "MARTHA STEWERT" (that new show she has, I was curious to see if it was the episode wher she showed you how to take off her home-ankle braclet. ) Yeah...and now I'm typeing this...so...yeah..

*yeah teh up-chuckings was chunks of doughnuts and sour milk...nasteh....

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Taken a picture naked?
No.....I...don't even think I own a camera....

Danced in front of your mirror?
Who said I do that? Was it Josh?

Told a lie?
EVERYDAY!

Gotten in a car with people you just met?
mehbeh....

Been in a fist fight?
YES! A few actually, I won them! :triumph: (like, with my little brother)(no, SpAzHaRd, not the little Hitler one XD....)

Been arrested?
Nope. What have I done to be arrested?

Left your house without telling your parents?
I left the house then went into the garage....and on the swings in my backyard......

Ditched school to do something more fun?
NO! School is the backbone of society! (it can suck though! XD...)

Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
my mom...

Seen someone die?
No.....

Kissed a picture?
I'm not a stalker........

Slept in until 3pm?
no.....but I sleep until noon

Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes?
Yes...

Played dress up?
WHAT DO YOU CALL HALLOWEEN?(other than that, yes, I was little...)

Fallen asleep at work/school?
almost

Felt an earthquake?
nope

Made out with a total stranger?
no......I'm not a slut...

Touched a snake?
Yep.

Ran a red light?
I don't drive.....I don't even have a car....

Had detention?
No...

Been in a car accident?
No

Pole danced?
I'M NOT A HOOKER!

Been lost?
physicaly or meantly?

Sang karaoke?
no

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
yes? no?

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
.............yes! Even ask =SpAzHaRd ~dark2goth ~maggot723 and ~Fall3n0racle

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
yes....

Kissed in the rain?
no

Sang in the shower?
Did Josh tell you THIS too? I'm gonna get him.....

Got your tongue stuck to a pole?
I....I don't think so...

Ever gone to school partially naked?
Nope..

Sat on a roof top?
yep.

Played chicken?
What the Hell is played CHICKEN? Does it tast grood?

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
no, but I've pushed my older brother into a lake....when I was like.....7

Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
no...

Broken a bone?
nope

Forgotten someone's name?
yes, all the TIME

Slept naked?
No....did SpAzHaRd tell you I did?

Blacked out from drinking?
from drinking SpAzHaRd's mom's Scotch! (no, not really)

Played a prank on someone?
too many to count.

Felt like killing someone?
no.....

Made a parent cry?
nope

Cried over someone?
yeah.

Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! does it look like I stand on a street corner, get paid for it? Then have to give the money to a PIMP? I don't think so.....

Had/Have a dog?
Yes...

Been in a band?
uhhhmmmm, does almost being in one count? I started one... ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10803849/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10803849/ Tue, 21 Nov 2006 18:50:30 PST (yeah, some of the songs have weird videos.....I did the best I could...)

STONE SOUR:
Through Glass: [link]
Get Inside: [link]

SLIPKNOT:
Left Behind: [link] (Chris does the nose fwap! )
Before I Forget: [link]
People = Sht: (live in Sydney) [link]
The Heretic Anthem: (live on Conan O'Brian) (he fwaps his nose around again....) [link]

(I'd like to add that it's very amuseing to watch Chris's nose bounce all over the place when he's head-banging)

RISE AGAINST:
Ready To Fall: (live acoustic performance [link])
[link] (this video for it is weird, I;m not sure if it's even the real one....)
State of the Union: [link]
Give It All: [link]
Heaven Knows: [link]


these are just funny: [link]
[link]
[link]
(this one is weird: [link])

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10796379/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10796379/ Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:12:27 PST computer was all screwed up so when you turned it on it sadi some stuff
like, "Sorry for the inconveineince..." BLAH BLAH BLAH.....then there were
some choices and my mom and I chose all of them. No matter what one you
picked it would go to the windows loading screen, bu then it would restar
and go back to that balck screen.


So I was only able to go on DA at school on my laptop in my spare time,
and it got to the point i had 56 devianions and I went to click on it and
it was blocked. Now, I just went through all of those, and there was
nothing that should have been blocked on there. So, I could only go on to
my regular messages, but a majority of the journal entries were blocked,
so those piled up fast. Well, today my mom, just out of curiosity put in
the start up disk and OMG it worked, the computer worked! But, is was like
the day we bought it, so.....ALL MY FILES WERE GONE! It was
terrible. So, since I got home I was going back and forth between the
computer and my homework. And ya know what? The mouse was all screwed up,
so, when my dad called my mom from work on his cell phone my mom told him
to stop off at Best Buy and get a new mouse. And now, the computers'
working like a charm. Of course, we lost EVERY FILE! and I lost links and
I had to install Firefox again, but first I installed firefox 2.0 instead
of the one
I had before, and the I went to thems and I clicked on the Red shift
download and it said, "Sorry not compatible for Firerfox 2.0" so I had to
uninstall it, find the first one I had, then do everything else. So, yeah.


Well, my mom is SOOO computer iliterate......it scares me, I tell her to
do things that will make her life easier, like use Firefox because she
goes on Internet Explorer and gets frustrated about all the pop-ups and
even though we have a pop-up blocker, and she's like, "WHY?!" and I tell
her, "'cause it's better, faster, and more reliable..." I even tell her
stuff about the keyboard that helps alot.....and she ignores it.....


Well, that's all.....adioes.....whatever....yeah.....
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]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10628900/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10628900/ Sun, 05 Nov 2006 18:46:38 PST Well, I drew this picture of my old band teacher as a Nazi, only it took me like, 50 seconds to draw, and on her arm, instead of the Z thing, it's a black music note (RACISM). I think I should make it better, she kinda looks like Cartman. Yeah, well, I said "old" band teacher, because I quit band awhile back, because it was SO ANNOYING! I quit because it was interfearing with my school work (and I was tired of her yelling at people and watching her make kids cry because the forgot about band.), and I told her that, not the stuf in ()'s, and she was like, "School work or 'Social Life'," I was like WHAT SOCIAL LIFE?!?!? I wake up at 6 AM, go to school, come home from school, have a snack, do my homework, go on the computer, eat dinner, go back on the computer, go to bed. Where did I talk about a social life in there? Well, there's this kid in my school, who said something around me, that I wish they hadn't, and I won't say it, it's not bad, it's just, I don't feel like explaining it. I was with some of my friends, and now that he/she said it, I feel like crap. Adoreing and p1ss3d off at the same time. My language teacher is a b1tch okay? It's like the 3rd or 4th month of school and she's already had like 4 or 5 days off. And I KNOW from EXPERIENCE (she was my 4th grade teacher) that she's a b1tch. Oh, she was out on Friday, and we had a sub named Mr. Deerborn, and he's weird. He was reading this book to us and he said, "I keep wanting to call this guy Frank." And he always starts talking to himself. HE'S AGAINST MODERN TECHNOLOGY! I had my laptop open like, half a centimeter, and it wasn't even on, (this was when he subed our science teacher) he came over, pushed the top down and said, "NO LAPTOPS!" and he walked away. Also, when we all sat down he said, "Okay, shut those contraptions down, I want now laptops toady." And kids were like, "What if it's for, tech homework, or Soc. St.?" He said, "Nope, I don't care, NO laptops." So everyone was shutting them down, (this happened before he shut mine), and this kid in my class Travis, was saving his paper, and Mr. Deerporn, I mean DEERBORN <---joke with SpAzHaRd, Megamoose100, and our friend Deidre, said, "I said shut em' down." and Travis said, "I know, I'm saving this paper....." So ya' know what he does? he walks across the room, slams the lid down, walks across the room again to the teacher's desk and drops it on the desk. Then Travis is looking around the room like, "WTF?!?!", and then this one time before that, he subed for or pre-algebra teacher, and HE PICKED HIS NOSE AND WIPED IT ON A DESK!!! My god.
Well, also, on Friday, =SpAzHaRd, ~megamoose100/~Fall3n0racle, and our friend Deidre, all came over my house on the bus. We had a great time, but my brother and sister were being total n00bs. Oh, and my mom drove everyone home, and when we got to SpAzHaRd's house I walked with her into her house, and we were SO QUITE, her dad comes out of nowhere, with his glasses on, like he was TAKING NOTES! (inside joke with SpAzHaRd), and says, "Hey guys, thanks Jess." I was like, how the h*** did he hear us? Well, it was great. And ya' know what, I bet her mom was in the kitchen with the scotch.......
Yes, that was another inside joke with SpAzHaRd......


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]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10546804/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10546804/ Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:35:56 PST YoureallDOOMED
You are...(looks)
[] tall
[ ] in between
[x] short (yeah, RUB IT IN)
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[x] blonde (brown blonde)
[ ] redheaded
[ ] brunette
[ ] black-haired
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[ ] blue-eyed
[x] brown-eyed
[ ] green-eyed
[ ] hazel eyed
[ ] gold eyed
[ ] grey eyed
[x] with glasses (yeah but i never wear them)
[ ] with contacts
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[ ] with braces (getting them soon)
[x] with freckles
[ ] with piercings
[ ] with tattoos
[x] and have long hair
[ ] and have short hair
[ ] and have mid-length hair



Your favorite color(s) are?
[ ] red
[ ] pink
[ ] yellow
[x] black
[x] green
[x] blue
[ ] gold
[ ] white
[x] silver (it's so SHINEY!!! )
[ ] purple
[ ] brown
[ ] orange
[ ] indigo



Some things you've done/played include...
[x] soccer
[ ] cheerleading
[ ] dancing
[ ] lacrosse
[ ] field hockey
[x] hockey (gym)
[ ] football
[x] softball (gym)
[ ] wrestling
[ ] gymnastics
[ ] track/cross country
[x] basketball (gym and team)
[x] baseball
[ ] golf
[ ] chess
[x] playing in the mud
[x] playing music
[ ] hiking
[ ] kayaking
[x] camping
[ ] horseback riding
[x] marching band (I quit band it sucked)



You are sometimes...
[x] annoying
[x] talkative
[x] shy
[x] sweet
[x] funny
[x] mysterious
[x] serious
[ ] bubbly (wtf does BUBBLEY mean, yeah, like I'm a bottle of SHAMPOO XP)
[x] spazzy
[x] paranoid
[x] fun-loving
[x] laid back
[ ] strict
[x] hyper
[x] nervous
[X] weird



The music you like is?
[ ] rap
[x] rock
[ ] pop
[ ] country
[ ] hip hop
[ ] r&b
[ ] slow jams
[ ] Christian
[ ] classical
[ ] techno
[ ] oldies
[ ] the 80s
[x] punk
[x] Metal
[x] reggae
[ ] Goth
[ ] Latin
[ ] 90's Grunge
[ ] musicals
I don't really know, I just listen to crap that sounds grood. XD

The pets you have are?
[x] cat
[ ] dog
[ ] lizard
[ ] snake
[ ] ferret
[ ] spider
[ ] rabbit
[ ] fish
[ ] bird
[ ] hamster
[ ] little sister
[ ] other



You're mostly labeled as?
[x] goth
[x] emo
[ ] prep
[x] punk
[x] hippie
[x] nerd (NOOB)
[ ] ditzy
[x] hyper
[x] happy
[ ] everything
[x] I don't like labels
[x] I have no idea



You eat?
[ ] dessert every night
[ ] no meat (ALMOST no meat.)
[ ] diet stuff
[x] healthy foods
[x] junk foods
[ ] a lot of carbs
[x] ice cream
[ ] lots of meat
[x] salad
[x] seafood
[ ] exotic dishes (so there's a stripper in it?)
[x] Mountain Dew



A typical friday night...
[ ] mall with your friends
[ ] partying
[ ] doing my homework
[x] watching movies
[ ] going to the club (yeah, the club )
[x] staying home
[x] playing videogames
[x] babysitting and getting $$ (yeah, LIKE I GET MONEY FOR DOING IT!)
[x] hanging out w/ my friends
[ ] hanging out w/ your boyfriend/girlfriend (I am teh single BITCH)
[ ] working while your friends are out having fun



Currently you are...
[ ] in a relationship
[ ] single and lovin it
[x] crushing..sorta
[ ] single and looking for someone
[ ] just broke up... and so sad about it
(I.....I don't know...)
Online, you use:
[x]
[x] lol
[x] sup
[x]
[x] lmao
[x] stfu
[ ] ty
[ ] j/k
[x] <3
[ ] ttyl
[x] g2g
[x] xD
[x] ^^
[x] T_T
[x] x_x
[x] ^_^
[x] o_O
[ ] TOT

I tag: =SpAzHaRd 's mom 'cause she has the SCOTCH!

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10519308/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10519308/ Thu, 26 Oct 2006 16:53:45 PDT YOUR MOM ON A TIGHT ROPE EATING A BOLOGNA SANDWHICH WITH COKE AND EVERYTHING ON THE MCDONALD'S MENU WITH A DIET COKE AND A SLUSHY AND ALL THE FOOD ITEMS IN WALMART WITH A DUCK ON A STICK!!!!!
YOUR MOM ON A TIGHT ROPE EATING A BOLOGNA SANDWHICH WITH COKE AND EVERYTHING ON THE MCDONALD'S MENU WITH A DIET COKE AND A SLUSHY AND ALL THE FOOD ITEMS IN WALMART WITH A DUCK ON A STICK!!!!!
YOUR MOM ON A TIGHT ROPE EATING A BOLOGNA SANDWHICH WITH COKE AND EVERYTHING ON THE MCDONALD'S MENU WITH A DIET COKE AND A SLUSHY AND ALL THE FOOD ITEMS IN WALMART WITH A DUCK ON A STICK!!!!!
YOUR MOM ON A TIGHT ROPE EATING A BOLOGNA SANDWHICH WITH COKE AND EVERYTHING ON THE MCDONALD'S MENU WITH A DIET COKE AND A SLUSHY AND ALL THE FOOD ITEMS IN WALMART WITH A DUCK ON A STICK!!!!!
YOUR MOM ON A TIGHT ROPE EATING A BOLOGNA SANDWHICH WITH COKE AND EVERYTHING ON THE MCDONALD'S MENU WITH A DIET COKE AND A SLUSHY AND ALL THE FOOD ITEMS IN WALMART WITH A DUCK ON A STICK!!!!!
YOUR MOM ON A TIGHT ROPE EATING A BOLOGNA SANDWHICH WITH COKE AND EVERYTHING ON THE MCDONALD'S MENU WITH A DIET COKE AND A SLUSHY AND ALL THE FOOD ITEMS IN WALMART WITH A DUCK ON A STICK!!!!!
YOUR MOM ON A TIGHT ROPE EATING A BOLOGNA SANDWHICH WITH COKE AND EVERYTHING ON THE MCDONALD'S MENU WITH A DIET COKE AND A SLUSHY AND ALL THE FOOD ITEMS IN WALMART WITH A DUCK ON A STICK!!!!!
YOUR MOM ON A TIGHT ROPE EATING A BOLOGNA SANDWHICH WITH COKE AND EVERYTHING ON THE MCDONALD'S MENU WITH A DIET COKE AND A SLUSHY AND ALL THE FOOD ITEMS IN WALMART WITH A DUCK ON A STICK!!!!!
YOUR MOM ON A TIGHT ROPE EATING A BOLOGNA SANDWHICH WITH COKE AND EVERYTHING ON THE MCDONALD'S MENU WITH A DIET COKE AND A SLUSHY AND ALL THE FOOD ITEMS IN WALMART WITH A DUCK ON A STICK!!!!!
THIS IS A TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST QUIZ QUIZ QUIZ QUIZ QUIZ QUIZQUIZ QUIZ QUIZ QUIZ TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Wow.....that was random........very.......MAYONAISE!!!

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10519289/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10519289/ Thu, 26 Oct 2006 16:45:46 PDT
GUY-ISH

[] You own a jersey.
[] You like being sweaty.
[] You love mud.
[x] You've played at least one sport on a team.
[x] You've played more than one sport for fun. (if meaning in the backyard or something than YES...)
[x] You hate pink.
[x] You love hoodies and jeans. (kinda...@_@)
[x] Pranks are fun.
[x]Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's funny when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
Total: 8

[] Shopping is torture
[x] Pulling heads off of dolls isn't creepy. (It isn't. X3)
[] You don't cry. (... Guys cry....don't they?@_@)
[] Sad movies suck.
[x] Girl drama is stupid. (yeah.....all the freaking Drama at school, it drives me INSANE)
[] Painting your nails is weird.
[x]You own a PS2.
[x] You own an XBOX.
[x] You own a Gamecube.
[] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (What does that have to do with anything?)
[] You own a PSP. (SOON THAT DAY SHALL COME!)
Total: 5

[] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (The Power Rangers are gay...)
[] You watch Sports Center.
[] You watch sports on TV sometimes.
[x] Gorey movies are cool. (DUH! <3)
[] You aren't scared of anything. (... That's not true about guys either... I think...*_@)
[] You take part in "male bonding." (WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? HUH I ASK YOU THAT!)
[] You only go to your dad for advice. (Eh, I don't usally need advice.....if I do I ask my imaginary friend Joe....y.....the third...)
[] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
Total: 1

[] You like going to football Games.
[] Night games rock.
[x] Spiders and bugs are cool. (I eat them, and the strings that come off of =SpAzHaRd 's pantz XD)
[x] You like to freak out your sister/brother.
[x] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool. (Well, yeah...no one likes ass tight pants....unless their hookers....)
[] You get Sports Illustrated/other sports/guy magazine.
[x] Fire is cool.
[] You don't babysit.
[x] You're immature sometimes. (HAHA)
Total: 6

[] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue or silver are your favourite color(s). (HELLS YEAH. <3)
[x] Sometimes romantic comedies are boring.
[x] You don't care about your hair sometimes.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (<3)
[x] Climbing trees is fun.
[x] Contact sports like football are fun too. (Yeah, espically when you kick the other person's ASS xD)
Total: 6

Now add the numbers up and times by 2.
26x2
52% Guy.....eh...I can live with that......

GIRL-ISH

[] You wear lip gloss. (Hell no. Only chapstick bitch)
[] You shop all the time.
[] You wear eyeliner. (not really)
[] You wear halters and tube tops. (HOOKER CLOTHES!!!!)
Total: 0

[] You don't like shopping at Hot Topic. (... I just died inside. That's.....wrong....not to shop there.......I shall cry now
[] You wear the color pink. (EWWWWW PINK SUX)
[] You consider cheerleading a sport. (YEAH, LIKE DISTRACTING THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS WITH EVERYTHING AND YOUR GAY CHEERS IS A SPORT! You sicken me. )
[] You hate wearing the color black. (... I just died on the inside.....)
[] You love hanging at the mall. (Where is a mall I CAN HANG OUT AT?!)
Total: 0

[] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry. (Barbwire Braclets and some other stoof that's NOT PINK)
[] Skirts are a part of your wardrobe. (Not really....only graduation or something special....)
[] You take a long time doing your hair. (Grab brush....brush....DONE XP)
[x] Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. (HAHA I'M ON THE VARSITY BARGIN TEAM XP)
Total: 2

[] You hate the movie Star Wars. (D: )
[x] You cry in movies. (Only sad/angsty ones.)
[] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[] It takes you around 30 minutes to get dressed and put on make-up and accesories.
[] You smile all the time.
Total: 1

Add them up and multiply... ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10505821/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10505821/ Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:20:13 PDT
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WTH?
LOL
LMAO
ROFL

?


]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10400331/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10400331/ Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:27:22 PDT
It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Annabel Lee;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.

I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea:
But we loved with a love that was more than love -
I and my Annabel Lee;
With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven
Coveted her and me.

And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea,
A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
My beautiful Annabel Lee;
So that her high-born kinsmen came
And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulchre
In this kingdom by the sea.

The angels, not half so happy in heaven,
Went envying her and me -
Yes! that was the reason (as all men know,
In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud one night,
Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.

But our love it was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we -
Of many far wiser than we -
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;

For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling -my darling -my life and my bride,
In the sepulchre there by the sea -
In her tomb by the sounding sea.

Yeah tis a poem by EDGAR ALLEN POE BITCH! (Annabel Lee)
Link to other stoof by him like poems and short stories.... [link]
yeah...

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10390284/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10390284/ Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:09:22 PDT
[ ]You hate the world.
[ ]You hate society.
[x]You think vampires are cool.
[x]You write poetry. (sometimes, for kicks)
[ ]You have colored your hair black.
[x]You wear black/blue eyeliner. (twice.....for Holloween.)
[x]You write poetry that's not for school.
[x]You are freakishly obsessed with darkness. Yeah....I leave my shades down and ligts off in my room ALL DAY!)
[x]You think love is a waste of time. (Most of it is.....)
[ ]You've given up on the world.

Total = 6

[x]You've shopped at Hot Topic
[x]You've spent over $100 at Hot Topic.
[ ]You wear more bracelets than a Russian.
[ ]You own a dog collar, that's not for your dog.
[x]You're extremely pale.
[ ]You are a member of a poetry site.
[ ]Your screen name has been an oxymoron.
[ ]You are an atheist or agnostic.
[ ]You don't believe in god.
[ ]Your screen name has/had X's in it.

Total = 3

[x]You have been referred to as scary.
[x]You have been referred to as demented.
[x]You have been referred to as weird.
[x]You have been known to hate teachers. (actually, I only hate three teachers, my library teacher, my gym teacher, and my language teacher. I think that's all)
[x]You have been known to cause trouble
[x]Your hair has been dyed a color that was not natural.
[ ]You have at least one photoshopped picture on myspace. (myspace sucks ass)
[ ]You think pictures look better in greyscale or sepia tone.
[x]You are scared of yourself sometimes. (maybe not in the way this is talking about)

Total = 7

[ ] Suicide has crossed your mind.
[x]you have screamed before. (who hasn't?)
[x]You use big words that no one has ever heard before on occasion. (it happened...)
[x]you've seen The Exorcist.
[x]You liked The Exorcist.
[x]You've seen Saw.
[x]You liked Saw.
[x]You've done voodoo. (soap)
[ ]You hate sports.
[ ]You dress up as the most morbid thing possible on Halloween.

Total = 7

[x]Halloween is one of your favorite holidays.
[x]You have an obsession with fire. (It looks cool)
[x]You have only a couple of actual friends.
[x]You're not afraid of spiders.
[ ]You have had a conversation about how you want to die.
[x]You've painted your nails black
[ ]One or more of your myspace pics had writing on them. (DOWN WITH MYSPACE!!!!)
[ ]You have had the word "...." in your display name.
[x]You love art.
[ ]You like art with negative meanings. (sometimes, negitive art can be cool art sometimes...)

Total = 6

Now add up your total and multiply by two.
29x2=50

58% Emo......oh god...

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10360541/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10360541/ Wed, 11 Oct 2006 16:31:27 PDT
[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit.

[x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. (I don't, but I don't use the Home row or finger palcement either )

[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to f*ck off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.

[x] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh. (sometimes, depends on how it's used)

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out...

[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

[x] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[ ] I've done something really stupid wile I was drunk. (I've never ben drunk, I'm only...uhhhhh*counts on fingers*1....2....5....no I mean...3,4...uhhhh 12 )

[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
(What's up with all these DRUNK questions?)
[ ] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk

[x] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[x] I accidently break a lot of things...

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[x] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at. (Some of them, glares at =SpAzHaRd :disgust:

[x] I move my head to the side when im confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. (that happened today at recess I was talking to =SpAzHaRd, ~Fall3n0racle/~megamoose100<-----same, my friend Deidre, and my friend Skyler.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[x] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Total score [24]

now multiply by three and...

I am 72% Retard
I'm more of a retard than the last time I took this quiz.....I'm getting more retarded everyday...

I TAG:
ANYONE WHO READS THIS
(sept, 'cause he don't do 'em anyway...)

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10294880/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10294880/ Thu, 05 Oct 2006 15:38:13 PDT YoureallDOOMED

Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/hates about yourself"
People who get tagged MUST write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things/hates as well and state this rule clearly.
In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names.

1. Uhhh.....I.....cook..

2. There's a clown that lives under my bed who's name is BOBO......his weiner dog fluffy lives down there too.

3. My two year brother acts like Hitler

4. I thought your mom wasn't fun last night, she needs to improve.

5. Yes

6. That's what I said....

Tagging...
1.
2.
3.
4. Your mom
5. Her mom

anyone that reads it i guess....

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10201398/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10201398/ Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:40:21 PDT Sometimes in class the teachers go, "Well, I don't know about that, HEY! why don't we look up the answer on our laptops?" It's COOL! And SpAzHard knows what I'm talking about.

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]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10170228/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10170228/ Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:41:37 PDT [link] , see? well. I'm gonna go now......yeah.

]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10104332/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10104332/ Sun, 17 Sep 2006 18:11:09 PDT

1) Name: SpAzHaRd-Er (Jessica)
2) Name Backwards: rE-dRaHzApS (acisseJ)
3) Were you named after anyone?: Not that I know of......
4) Does your name mean anything?: Yeah, it means "Kick-ass artist who pwns everything" LOL. actually I don't really know.
5) Nick Name(s): Jezz, Fudge Master Jezz, Jezz-Masterino, Jess, Jessie, SpAz-Er, SpAzHaRd-Er, Freak, Weird-o, ect.
6) Screen Name(s): SpAzHaRd-Er, SpAz, Jezz, and maybe some other shit.
7) Date Of Birth: July 26th 1994
8) Place of Birth: Connecticut
9) Nationality : Irish, Scotish, German, Native American, Italian, Welsh, and some other crap that I don't really remember.
11) Sign: Leo
12) Religion: Uhhhhh, I don't really have one, but I'm Catholic non-practiceing....I don't care if I spelt that wrong.
13) Height: 4'9 or 5'0
14) Weight: 82-ish
15) Shoe Size: 5 kidz
16) Hair colour: Dirty blonde, Brownish
17) Eye colour: Dark Brown
18) What do you look like: Uh, a person? What kind of question is that?
19) Innie or Outie?: what?
20) Righty, Lefty, ambidextrous: Righty
21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Yes.
22) Best friend(s): Coral, Brady, Skyler, Deidre
23) Best friend you trust the most: I don't choose between my friends you asshole.
24) Best friends {Female}: uhhh, isn't this basicly the same as #22?
25) Best friends {Male}: uhhh, isn't this basicly the same as #22?
26) Best Bud(s): THIS IS THE SAME AS #22!!!!!!
27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: no. Bitchez
28) Crush: I don't care....
29) Parent(s): mom.....dad?
30) Worst Enemy: The preppy Bitchez at mah skool.....
31) Favorite on-line Guy(s):Uhhhhh, and other people.......i don't really have favorites
32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): , I still don't really have favorites....
33) Funniest friend: All my friends are funny in their own way.
34) Craziest friend: Brady.....
35) Advice Friend: I don't NEED ADVICE......
36) Loudest Friend: Skyler
37) Person you cry with: my pantz

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: yes, 2
39) Any brothers: yes, 3
40) Any pets: yes....
41) A Disease: no
42) A Pager: eh, no.
43) A Personal phone line: Do you HATE Life? Do you need asistance? Well then call 1-800-555-SpAzHaRdEr-569-crazyfoo-200-586
44) A Cell phone: no
45) A Lava lamp: soon young padawon, soon.....
46) A Pool or hot tub: POOL
47) A Car: uhhh, no....

Describe Your...

48) Personality: RDHBASETEWYREYECYRGEY
49) Driving: I don't have a car.
50) Car or one you want: I don't care....just as long as it's cool and can handle my music.
51) Room: uhhhh.....cooler than a hobo with a banana
52) What’s missing?: Your mom......
53) School: It's full of jocks and whores.
54) Bed: Queen size Bitch.
55) Relationship with your parent(s): Average.

Do You...

56) Believe in yourself: yes.....I don't hate myself...I'm not emo.
57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: not really....no
58) Consider yourself a good listener : It depends, if it's languarge with my bitchy teacher, than no, I have better things to do.
60) Get Along with your parents: Maybe
61) Save your e-mail conversations: no
62) Pray: No
63) Believe in reincarnation: Yes
64) Like to make fun of people: ...not really, well, depends on who it is
65) Like to talk on the phone: maybe...
66) Like to eat?: YES!
67) Like to drive: I don't have a car!!!
68) Get motion sickness: .....no
69) Eat the stems of broccoli: I don't like broccli.
70) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork... ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10103205/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10103205/ Sun, 17 Sep 2006 16:13:52 PDT GTFO
STFU
LOL
ROFL
LMAO
WTF
WTH
LAWL
YOUR MOTHER
F-U
SWEET
AWSOME
I SUCK
I AGREE
YES
NO
MAYBE
PIGS GO QUACK
I TOLD YOU

YAAAAAA

I suck......... ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10021800/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/10021800/ Sat, 09 Sep 2006 17:49:47 PDT

Well, I don't know what happened.......while we were going the feild hokey players were being SO fu**ing annoying, they were singing STUPID SONGS!!! So we decided to sing some songs people remade(like Weid Al), we will rock you, this---> [link] and some other stoof. We sang this to, REALLY LOUD with the windows down while we were in the parking lot:
Everywhere we go-o
(chours: everywhere we go-o)
People want to know-o
(chours: people want to know-o)
Who we are
(chours: who we are)
So we tell them
(chours: so we tell them)
WE ARE THE COUGARS
(chours: WE ARE THE COUGARS)
MIGHTY MIGHTY COUGARS
(chours: MIGHTY MUGHTY COUGARS)
(everyone:
ooh-aah we feel
ooh-ahh real good
ooh-ahh we feel
ooh-ahh real good)

Everyone was stareing at us...., they were staring, screw them , we were doing whatever the hell we wanted......I don't know why we added that last part......
So, my right shin is bruiseing and I ach.........good-bye ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9930358/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9930358/ Fri, 01 Sep 2006 13:21:41 PDT SpAzHaRd
(I have nothing against disabled people)
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[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit. (When you laugh.)

[x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. (I'm still wondering how Neo got the name "Neo".)

[x] I type only with my pointer fingers. (only if my other hand is holding something)

[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to fuck off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] I've caught myself drooling. (My pillow doesn't lie....)

[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.

[x] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out... (....What?)

[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (If you're Gene Simmons)

[x] I just tried to lick my elbow. (I guess I'm not Gene Simmons)

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice". (Got That right .)

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

[x] I ate a bug for $5 or less. (Yes)

[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (Homework isn't important...wait.)

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[ ] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk. (Not yet.)

[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk. ()( Naked)

[ ] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk. (What the hell. What point of 'NOT YET' do you not understand?)

[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (It happens alot...most of the time it's the remote)

[ ] I accidently break a lot of things...

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me. (Uh, I'm not that stupid.)

[x] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at. (It's a possibility.)

[ ] I move my head to the side when I'm confused. (No, I say, "I'M CONFUS-ID".)

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[x] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (I don't have texture on my ceiling, but I do it still)

Total score [21]

Now multiply by three and...
I'm 63% stupid? Oh God....?
I tag *megamoose100 =InvaderMar ~Schattendorn and =KornFreek ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9908754/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9908754/ Wed, 30 Aug 2006 14:33:29 PDT <----------------BF'S MAHN!

Mood: Comical
Listening to: Your Pitiful By: Weird Al (Your Beautiful)

YES! WOOT!!!! 100! deviations! WOOT!!!!! YES! Now I just need 1,000 pageviews....

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Mood: Clueless
Listening to: Your Pitiful By: Weird Al (Your Beautiful)

Yeah, as *SpAzHaRd said, school starts tomarrow not counting today.....and we have alot of math left to do in these freaking Math books we have to work in, but...I only have three chapters left to do.

Well, SpAzHaRd and I are said to be in the same class....I hope it's true! I also hope I make it into pre-algabra....why? 'Cause it'll make me feel special! But everyone says I'm special.....anywho my first day of soccer practice starts Wednsday,(the first day of school), and try-outs are on Thursday, I want to make Varsity! No more JV! There is NO Action! Just a bunch of whiney babies.......who are afraid of the ball and to get physical....."let's get physical, physical"......Uhhhhh, sorry....I had an urge to do that. Well, Deidre,(SpAzHaRd and My Friend), is in my art class, along with our grood friend Josh.....who sings at weird times. I hope ~megamoose100 is in one of my classes........maybe our friend Skyler too.......why you ask? because the are my freakin' friends and we are all weird...meaning we belong together.....not in THAT way....but as cool friends...like SpAzHaRd and I way........not the way that sounded......

Sooooo......I think I'm gonna end this....Now.

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]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9839386/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9839386/ Thu, 24 Aug 2006 13:19:08 PDT :SpAzHaRd: <----------------BF'S MAHN!

Mood: Crazy?
Listening to: American Idiot.
Reading: Tales of Poe? And....Robert Frost?
Watching: The tales of the computer screen....Hahaha

Stolen from:

:: W H O . W A S . T H E . L A S T . P E R S O N . W H O ::

1. Made you mad?
uhhhhh, my brother.

2. Saw you cry?
Actually, I don't remember the last time I freakin' cried in front of someone.

3. Went to the movies with you?
My family.......a long time ago? I don't know.

4. You went to the mall with?
My family?

5. You went out to dinner with?
My Family?

6. Made you laugh?
Jeff Foxworthy

7. Held your hand?
My 2-year-old brother?

:: W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R ::

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
Neither......sooooo....Fu*k You!

2. Be serious or be funny?
Both really.

3. Drink whole or skim milk?
I drink 2% thanks.

4. Die in a fire or drown?
I don't even wanna think about dying yet.

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?
I'm not the one to make enemies. My parents I guess.

:: D O . Y O U . P R E F E R ::

1. Flowers or candy?
Candy. XD

2. Gray or black?
I'll go with black.

3. Color or black & white photos?
Both? I kinda think it depends on what the photo is of.

4. Lust or love?
Uhhhhhhhh, WTF?

5. M&Ms or Skittles?
Skittles. They make me drool when I eat them. I don't know why.

6. Staying up late or waking up early?
I usually stay up late and wake up late.

:: A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y ::

1. Do you like anyone?
Yes.....maybe...I don't know.

2. Do they know it?
I don't know.

:: D O . Y O U . P R E F E R ::

1. Sun or moon?
Moon, It can't give you sun burn.

2. Winter or Fall?
Both?

3. Left or right?
PANTZ!

4. 10 acquaintances or two best friends?
Two best friends?

5. Sunny or rainy?
Sunny.

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
Both.......

:: A B O U T . Y O U ::

1. What time is it?
4:00 pm

2. Name?
I'm not tellin' you my name.

3. Nickname(s)?
Jezz, Jess, Jessie, Dude, SpAzHaRd-Er, Weird, Weird-o, Crazy, ect. ect.

4. What is your birth date?
July 26th.

5. What do you want?
Mashed potatoes. ! ^_^

6. Where do you want to live?
Uhhhhhhh.......Ireland? Italy? Scotland? Australia? Ur Mom?

7. How many kids do you want?
Uhhh. I didn't know I had to think about that stuff at the age of 12.

8. You want to get married?
Well YA.

:: U N I Q U E ::

1. Nervous habits?
Extreme nervousness..usually when I'm being questioned.

2. Are you double jointed?
Nope. And it's not possible to be double jointed, your just flexible.I read it in a bone magazine...I still have... ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9803188/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9803188/ Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:44:06 PDT , so I have to offer ten free sketches as well, so....ask away...mmmkay? It might take a while for me to get them on DA so, yeah. The first 10 who ask will get their sketch free.
In return you must offer 10 free sketches in your own journal.

[1]-DONE
[2]
[3]
[4]
[5]
[6]
[7]
[8]
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so......yeah...your request will be the comment you post for this.
COME ON!!! I have 7 FREE!!! spaces......it doesn't have to to be something big...... ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9781440/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9781440/ Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:50:57 PDT (it's peanutbutter jelly time, peanutbutter jelly time! )

1. I draw with: a pencil, coloured pencils, pen, paint....MS paint(computer wise), and uhhh.........paper...yeah...paper?

2. I use:.....pants.....look up above this.......a computer?

3. I'm not good at: spork?

4. I like to listen to music when I draw and color: When I draw I listen to what ever the Fu*k I want. Mmmkay?

5. I can draw detailed pics rather well, but not as good as some people: I have no clue how well I draw....anything...I mean I just draw and stoof and people say, "Wow, that's awsome." So.........I just draw.......yeah.....whatever.

6. I always think everyone else is better at drawing than I am: No, not everyone. Screw You all.........JK.....Not r'ly <-- heh heh....

7. I can never finish a comic 'cause I'm to Lazy to Finish: ......it depends.....I think.....

8. I draw in school: Well hellz yeah. I rarely get cought...

9. I want to learn how to do animation: Hell YES.

10.I use a SchetchPad: Yup, and printer paper, lined paper, and whatever is in reach of me being able to draw on.

I tag: ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9770450/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9770450/ Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:34:48 PDT Lil' quiz thing ~YoureallDOOMED made, and she tagged me.

Tagged by:

1. What colour is your hair?
Brown blondish?

2. Which band is better: Slipknot or Green Day?
uhm...both?

3. What would you do with the person that tagged you if you ever met them?
Uh, probably hang around with her, uh. Walk down to megamoose100's house dressed up as the IRS......make fun of the high schoolers at the skate park there......and.......stoof?

4. Coke or Mt. Dew?
Mountain Dew ftw!

5. Spencers or Hot Topic?
Dude, that's really hard. Because Spencers is normally where I get some cool sneakers and the T-Shirts are really, really funny, but Hot Topic has wicked awesome pants and all that shit. Both of them are fucking expensive though. I don't know.

6. Do you think you're ugly?
Uh. No. But that doesn't mean I think I'm ssseeexy!

7. Who would you marry?
I don't really know.....

8. Zim or Spongebob?
Zim BITCH!

9. Why did you add the person who tagged you?
-Pants?

10. Now tag 3 friends.
:megamoose100: :InvaderMar: :Super-Spaz:

And yeah. That's it

Well, I finally have the internet back after moving...so...Wow DA has really changed since the last time I came here...I wasn't able to figure out anything...I was getting confused... I have everything under control now..so yeah!

Well, now for things about my contest....since there were only two entrys.....both and win....so send me a note with your request! remember it's gonna be on paint so....yeah..... ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9551107/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9551107/ Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:11:48 PDT and another by .
If you are interested in this contest here are the rules and stoof:

Okay, in this contest you will have to draw me, or a likeness of me,...like all anime-like, or sonic-like...something like that. It doesn't hve to be like those options.....it can be anything. To see what I look like kinda anime-like, or sonic-like look in my Gallery at the pictures I've made of me like that. Okay, the winner of this contest will get a request. They will get to have me draw something for them on paint....anything....almost anything....something that will be easy to do on paint...because I can only do pictures on paint right now. It ends August 3rd. 2006. Yeah...

Rules:

1. NO MATURE CONTENT!!!!!
2. For it to be in the contest you will have to send me a note with a link to it, or send me the picture.
3. You are allowed to use Sonic char. and cartoon char.
4. If you draw another deviantart member in the picture, I request that it is someone I am friends with. (to see who I'm friend with check out my journal entry, Crazy Evil Mutant Cyborg Monkeys with Cheese.)

Well........that's all.....I guess....... ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9502763/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9502763/ Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:44:12 PDT Today is my birthday!!!

I would like to know something......is ANYONE going to submit anything in my contest OTHER than ? If not than I can just say who the winner is already..................well, I have a new icon now.....I might change it again some other time...I wanted to get away from that skull button already....I thought it was getting old...well, my new icon looks like this:


Weli....I think it p0wns.....and I don't care if I spelt p0wns right or not, I like to spell it this way, pw0ns, and this way, p0wns, well, if anyone is interested in my contest here are the rules...:

Okay, in this contest you will have to draw me, or a likeness of me,...like all anime-like, or sonic-like...something like that. It doesn't hve to be like those options.....it can be anything. To see what I look like kinda anime-like, or sonic-like look in my Gallery at the pictures I've made of me like that. Okay, the winner of this contest will get a request. They will get to have me draw something for them on paint....anything....almost anything....something that will be easy to do on paint...because I can only do pictures on paint right now. It ends August 3rd. 2006. Yeah...

Rules:

1. NO MATURE CONTENT!!!!!
2. For it to be in the contest you will have to send me a note with a link to it, or send me the picture.
3. You are allowed to use Sonic char. and cartoon char.
4. If you draw another deviantart member in the picture, I request that it is someone I am friends with. (to see who I'm friend with check out my journal entry, Crazy Evil Mutant Cyborg Monkeys with Cheese.) ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9488135/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9488135/ Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:27:10 PDT MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMARROW

Tagged by: , CURSES.

SEVEN THINGS YOU WANT TO DO:
1. Drive a car.......I got a while to wait.....I'm only 11.....12 tommorow....
2. Go to college
3. Have my friend SpAzHaRd sleep over my house instead of me always sleeping over her's....and that will come very soon! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
4. Stay on the computer more than I do now...
5. Get a scanner
6. Well, I want to walk down to SpAzHaRd's house.....but it's too far away...and I might get hit by the diabetus truck.
7. Go to New Hampshire so we can go shopping and go to a bunch of amusment parks

SEVEN THINGS I CAN'T (OR WON'T) DO:
1. Go on the computer for over an hour......usually
2. Listen to music....
3. Get away from my brothers and sister(s)....
4. Stay up past 11 PM.
5. I won't let my siblings go on the computer...
6. Go to a concert.....without my dad.....
7.Go to the beach right now

SEVEN THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
1. Dude!
2. Spanks alot
3. Pwons
4. Big huckin' chicken
5. friggin'
6. Mole S Tation......(it's a name SpAzHaRd and I used for a computer game when I slept over her house a couple days ago)
7. Holy crap.

SEVEN MOVIES I COULD (OR DO) WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN:
1. The Nightmare Before Chirstmas
2. The Ring 1 and 2 (they're not scary)
3. Eight Crazy Nights
4. The Scary Movies (1-4)
5. Stewie Griffin The Untold Story
6. AVP (alien vs. pred.)
7. Freddy vs. Jason

SEVEN VIDEO GAMES THAT THE STORY JUST GRABS YOU:
1. SSX on tour
2. Call of Duty
3. Sonic Games....Most of them
4. Shadow The Hedgehog
5. Resident Evil
6. Physconauts
7. Animal Crossing

1.Do you like animals?
Yes, for your information I belong to the National Wildlife Fedoration

2. Have you ever met an online friend in person?
Ummm, no, but my friends in person are on DA like me...

3. Are you athletic?
Sometimes......like for school the only sport team I'm on is the soccer team....nothing else...oh, there's what we do in gym.

4.Are you: thin, fat, athletically built etc:
I'm average.

5. How much do you weigh?
83 lbs.

6. What's your height?
4' 9''

7. Shoe size
5 kids

8. Girls- are you tomboyish, girly, normal, etc?
Tomboyish, bitch.

9. Guys- are you girly or guyish?
Lol, guyish
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10. How old are you?
Old enough to drink alcohol..illegally.

11. When's your Birthday?
July 26th

12. Do you like to recieve giftart?
I've never really recived it so I don't really know...

13. Are you sociable?
Maybe.

14. Do you have many freinds?
DEFINE MANY!

15. What's your race?
White. I think.

16. Do you like to talk on the phone?
Not really, but it depends on who I'm talking too...

17. Are you single or taken?
Single, and proud.

18. Do you eat meat?
Kinda...

19. Are you paranoid?
Who said I'm paranoid? Huh huh? I'm not paranoid? What who typed parianoid?
Who said paranoid? I'M NOT PARANOID!!!!!! wait...yes I am

20. Do you read a lot?
Only anime stuff, because I think the're easier to read than normal books....and the have pictures!

21. Do you listen to music, what kind?
Heavy fucking metal! And soemother things.....It says on my user page...

22. Do you play an instrument?
Drums, guitar kinda, and a french horn....and sorta the piano....sorta.. 8B

23. How long have you be... ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9468961/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9468961/ Sun, 23 Jul 2006 14:37:49 PDT I'M HAVING A CONTEST!!!!!

Okay, in this contest you will have to draw me...like all anime-like, or sonic-like...something like that. To see what I look like kinda anime-like, or sonic-like look in my Gallery at the pictures I've made of me like that. Okay, the winner of this contest will get a request. They will get to have me draw something for them on paint....anything....almost anything....something that will be easy to do on paint...because I can only do pictures on paint right now. It ends July30, 2006. Yeah...

Rules:

1. NO MATURE CONTENT!!!!!
2. For it to be in the contest you will have to send me a note with a link to it, or send me the picture.
3. You are allowed to use Sonic char. and cartoon char.
4. If you draw another deviantart member in the picture, I request that it is someone I am friends with. (to see who I'm friend with check out my journal entry, Crazy Evil Mutant Cyborg Monkeys with Cheese.)

Have fun! ........OR ELSE!!!!!!!!

P.S. can you please submit something in this? I only have one submittion....and if you don't want to submit anything please tell people about it? Thanks'

Bestest Friends For EVER :


Clubs :



Clubs I will be in soon......at least......I hope so.....:


Man.....that's alot of waiting.....
P.S. i also know this guy in real life.... ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9425820/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9425820/ Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:19:35 PDT I'M HAVING A CONTEST!!!!!

Okay, in this contest you will have to draw me...like all anime-like, or sonic-like...something like that. To see what I look like kinda anime-like, or sonic-like look in my Gallery at the pictures I've made of me like that. Okay, the winner of this contest will get a request. They will get to have me draw something for them on paint....anything....almost anything....something that will be easy to do on paint...because I can only do pictures on paint right now. It ends July31st. 2006. Yeah...

Rules:

1. NO MATURE CONTENT!!!!!
2. For it to be in the contest you will have to send me a note with a link to it, or send me the picture.
3. You are allowed to use Sonic char. and cartoon char.
4. If you draw another deviantart member in the picture, I request that it is someone I am friends with. (to see who I'm friend with check out my journal entry, Crazy Evil Mutant Cyborg Monkeys with Cheese.)

Have fun! ........OR ELSE!!!!!!!!

How emo are you? stolen from:

[ ]You hate the world.
[ ]You hate society.
[x]You think vampires are cool.
[x]You write poetry. (sometimes, for kicks)
[ ]You have colored your hair black Hallowe'en.
[ ]You wear black/blue eyeliner.
[x]You write poetry that's not for school.
[ ]You are freakishly obsessed with darkness.
[ ]You think love is a waste of time.
[ ]You've given up on the world.

Total = 3

[x]You've shopped at Hot Topic
[x]You've spent over $100 at Hot Topic.
[ ]You wear more bracelets than a Russian.
[ ]You own a dog collar, that's not for your dog.
[ ]You're extremely pale.
[ ]You are a member of a poetry site.
[ ]Your screen name has been an oxymoron.
[ ]You are an atheist or agnostic. (what the hell is that?)
[ ]You don't believe in god.
[ ]Your screen name has/had X's in it.

Total = 2

[x]You have been referred to as scary.
[x]You have been referred to as demented.
[x]You have been referred to as weird.
[x]You have been known to hate teachers. (actually, I only hate two teachers, my library teacher, and my gym teacher. I think that's all)
[ ]You have been known to cause trouble
[ ]Your hair has been dyed a color that was not natural.
[ ]You have at least one photoshopped picture on myspace. (myspace sucks ass)
[ ]You think pictures look better in greyscale or sepia tone.
[x]You are scared of yourself sometimes. (maybe not in the way this is talking about)

Total = 5

[ ] Suicide has crossed your mind.
[x]you have screamed before. (who hasn't?)
[x]You use big words that no one has ever heard before on occasion. (it happened...like foue times.)
[x]you've seen The Exorcist.
[x]You liked The Exorcist.
[x]You've seen Saw.
[x]You liked Saw.
[ ]You've done voodoo.
[ ]You hate sports.
[ ]You dress up as the most morbid thing possible on Halloween.

Total = 6

[x]Halloween is one of your favorite holidays.
[x]You have an obsession with fire.
[ ]You have only a couple of actual friends.
[x]You're not afraid of spiders.
[ ]You have had a conversation about how you want to die.
[x]You've painted your nails black
[ ]One or more of your myspace pics had writing on them. (DOWN WITH MYSPACE!!!!)
[ ]You have had the word "...." in your display name.
[x]You love art.
[ ]You like art with negative meanings. (sometimes, negitive art can be cool art sometimes...)

Total = 5

Now add up your total and multiply by... ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9363689/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9363689/ Mon, 17 Jul 2006 13:05:27 PDT I'M HAVING A CONTEST!!!!!

Okay, in this contest you will have to draw me...like all anime-like, or sonic-like...something like that. To see what I look like kinda anime-like, or sonic-like look in my Gallery at the pictures I've made of me like that. Okay, the winner of this contest will get a request. They will get to have me draw something for them on paint....anything....almost anything....something that will be easy to do on paint...because I can only do pictures on paint right now. It ends July31st. 2006. Yeah...

Rules:

1. NO MATURE CONTENT!!!!!
2. For it to be in the contest you will have to send me a note with a link to it, or send me the picture.
3. You are allowed to use Sonic char. and cartoon char.
4. If you draw another deviantart member in the picture, I request that it is someone I am friends with. (to see who I'm friend with check out my journal entry, Crazy Evil Mutant Cyborg Monkeys with Cheese.)

Have fun! ........OR ELSE!!!!!!!! ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9335570/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9335570/ Mon, 10 Jul 2006 18:20:51 PDT
Is Currently:

Oh my god, Crazy Evil Mutant Cyborg Monkeys with Cheese just attacked.........Greenland.....yeah...
Greenland....and now they're attacking Mexico!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Who
knows when WE will be in trouble....well, for no reason what-so-ever I have decided to post ALL the
emoticons, in alphabetical order.....see?:

http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9309811/ Sat, 08 Jul 2006 08:15:26 PDT "The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours.

1. There is an old lady that lives with her dog under my bed
2. I bite my nails
3. I eat with my feet sometime
4. I randomly shout words in big crowds and when I'm around friends or family
5. I walk around the house in the middle of the night
6. I make people listen to my crazy stories until they're ears bleed.

I'm tagging:













Sooooooo, HA! ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9289518/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9289518/ Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:40:03 PDT "The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their devpage comments and tell them to read yours.

1. There is an old lady that lives with her dog under my bed
2. I bite my nails
3. I eat with my feet sometime
4. I randomly shout words in big crowds and when I'm around friends or family
5. I walk around the house in the middle of the night
6. I make people listen to my crazy stories until they're ears bleed.

I'm tagging:

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6. ]]> !SpAzHaRd-Er http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9282855/ http://SpAzHaRd-Er.deviantart.com/journal/9282855/ Wed, 05 Jul 2006 14:59:13 PDT 2. Nickname: Spaz-er, Jezz, Loser, n00b, Crazy, weirdo, and Ms. Insain-o
3. Birthday: July 26th
4. Place of Birth: CT
5. Zodiac Sign: Leo
6. Male or Female: uhhhhh, Female, hence the nickname "Jezz"
7. Education: Middle School, I'm still in there!
8. Schools you went to: Lincoln Middle School (for pre-school), Isreal Putnum Elementary School, Jameson Elementary School, T.W. Kelly Dirigo Middle School.
9. Occupation: Student.
10. Residence: ME
11. Screen Names: SpAzHaRd-Er, jezz_spazharder

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Dirty Blonde, very long
13. Hair Length: down near my butt
14. Eye colour: Brown.
15. Best Feature: uhmmm, maybe my fingers?
16. height: 4ft 9in
17. Braces?: Nope. But I'll have them soon.
18. Glasses?: Yes, but I don't wear them, I think I'll get contacts or something.
19. Piercing: No. But I'm debateing on if I should get my ears pierced.
20. Tattoos: I'm FRUCKIN' ELEVEN!!!
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty! You n00bz

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Everybody was my first best friend, but now, it's SpAzHaRd!
23. First Award: Preschool, for outstanding story-telling and imagination
24. First Sport You Joined: SOCCER!!! ALL THE WAY!!! w00t!
25. First Pet: Buttercup. She was my rabbit. Then she died. Oh noes.
26. First Real Vacation: either New York or Hershey, Penn., I was too young to remember it now.
27. First Concert: My mom won't let me go to one yet, but my dad will, but my mom is always the one who wins at that one.
28. First Love: Oh, wouldn't you like to know.

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Freddy vs. Jason
30. TV Show: Invader Zim and Comdy stuff, but mostly Invader Zim.
31. Colour: Black, Dark Green, Dark Blue, and Red.
32. Rapper: megamoose100
33. Band: KoRn, Mudvayne, Slipknot, Greenday, Autopiolt Off, and a couple others....yeah.
34. Song Right Now: Too many, but I guess I don't have a favorite, they're all my favorites.
35. Friend: I don't play favorites. What do take me for? A.....a....a....a favorite friend maker giver person n00b?
36. Candy: Sugar Babies, Snickers, and lots more!
37. Sport to Play: SOCCER!!! and.....uhhhhhh hockey. CHECK UHMM JIMMY, CHECK UHMM!!
38. Restaurant: Maccaronni Grill, Ground Round, and uhhhhh McDonalds?
39. Favorite brand to wear: I say what the hell? If it looks cool, has no pink.....buy it!
40. Store: Spencers and Hot Topic.
41. School Subject: ART!!! DUH!
42. Animal: Kangaroos?
43. Book: I have no idear.
44. Magazine: Nick!
45. Shoes: My Bluse and White Convese shoes....

___Currently___

46. Feeling: I always feel this way.
47. Single or Taken?: Single.....bitch
49. Eating: nothin'
50. Drinking: pepsi
51. Typing: OH GEE I DUNNO
52. Online?: If not, then...HOW THE HELL AM ON ON DEVIANTART?!?!?!?!?
53. Listening To: The little voices in my head.
54. Thinking About: Blank......
55. Wanting To: GO TO SPAZHARD'S HOUSE!!!
56. Watching: The computer screen foo.
57. Wearing: Red missing skateboard old navy tee with dark blue old navy silk b-ball shorts

__________Future__________

58. Want Kids? Nope.
59. Want to be Married: Nope.
60. Careers in Mind: Marine Bioligest, Palientolagist, Art, Photomanipulator
61. Where do you want to live?: Where-ever the hell I feel like.
62. Car: Something....BADASS!!! (for the n00bs out there, BADASS means cool)

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: don't care
64. Hair length: don't care
65. Eye colour: don't care
66. Measurements: don't care
67. Cute or Sexy: Both?
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes.
69. Hugs or Kisses: What the hell do you care?
70. Short or Tall: Taller then me.
71. Easygoing or serious: Both.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both.
74. Sensitive or Loud: Again, both.
75. Hook-up or Relationship: I don't give a shit.
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Once again, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Nope.
79. Had Alcohol: No.
80. Smoked: No.
81. Ran Away From Home: Nope.
82. Broken a bone: Not yet.
85. Broken Someones Heart: I don't really know...
86. Broken Up With Someone: Not yet.
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yeah.
88. Cried At School: Yeah.

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