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Pre-birthday trolling

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/25405836/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/25405836/ Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:33:28 PDT Just a warning, this is helluh long, but explains the history of America and how it will repeat it self again. It's a good read if you have nothing to do

there is also Racism, amongst other things in the following story.
You have been warned

this story was shortened to keep it "interesting"

to find the actual history part, Press Ctrl F, and type in "50 pounds of food" without the quotes. (you'll miss out on a lot though)
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Austin says (7:37 PM):
this purple cup tastes weird
how many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth?
Journey to the center of the earth was written by Charles Dickens
Charles Darwin has no relation
but discovered man
in a cave
caves are usually the breeding spot for Christians
Christians have no knowledge outside of Jesus
Anthony says (7:38 PM):
thats a myth.
Austin says (7:38 PM):
Jesus and Jebadiah are friends
even though Judas sold him out for chocloate coins
Judas Priest is a band
as well as a description for a Priest, who is Judas
the Judas Brothers have no relation with the Jonas Sisters
there are no women in the Jonas family
they are all asexual
and reproduce by thinking about it
thinking causes things to happen
it was once proven that a man could move things with his mind
by just thinking about it
so
when tested on todays modern people
it didn't work
because they're all fat 3-year-old christians
who play Xbox
so they got a group of smart people
and they moved a mountian
that mountian is now known today as "Killamanjaro"
beacause it killed a man, jaro
it's only in Africa because it keeps the blacks out
there is a suprising amount of black people in the Ghetto
this is currently sweeping the nation
because they steal from chinese gas station owners
who sell nothing more than cheap vodka
Russians pronounce "vodka" as "Wodka"
this is a proven fact
A fact is something that actually happened
or that can be proven
to prove something is to fuck Christianity in the face
and shit all over the bible
the bible is a book of lies written by some fat piece of shit in the South
the South is where all the lazy white people live
they get mad at the blacks for being even lazier
that joke was from Family guy
Family Guy is the most watched animated show on television for the targeted audience of 3-years-old
3-year-olds are the majority of America
America sucks and has a black president
Anthony says (7:44 PM):
just like africa
Austin says (7:44 PM):
A black president who makes things worse should be over thrown
in the old days, people would overthrow the goverment
that was known as the "Middle Ages"
The middle ages was one of the most advanced periods of time
unlike modern society
today, in America, there are over 100,0000,000 obese people
so they tried to lower what was considered as "obese"
lowering the percent from 98 to 96
people all over America were happy with the change
and decided to celebrate with McDonalds
McDonalds was started in Kentucky
along with the Colonel
who invented Fried Chicken to stop the savage hunger of the blacks
who would eat white people
because they enjoy white meat
Wendy's was also a successful resteraunt
until last year, when blacks and fat people learned that they use fake chicken and healthy ingredients
this suddenly showed a huge loss in profits for the Wendy's chain
thus ending Hunger in Africa
the only problem is that Killamanjaro is still in the way
so the children have to climb it to get the food
but they get aids along the way
and eventually die
even though they are all normal weight
and have large stomachs
they still claim they're hungry
Blacks are the most needy race of people on the earth
right next to Christians
and fat people
they steal becaus they claim they need it
even though they have nice cars
with large speakers
they also live in mansions
and make millions of dollars on record deals
because all black people can sing
the only thing they are actually good for is working
which no one seems to let them do
they did great in the fields
until one of them got lazy
and the British came in
and stopped them from working
because they were jealous
America wasn't going to be called America at first
it isn't even written into the declaration
the government made that up
along the lines of "America"
in the year 1990
when the first fat person was... ]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/24989179/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/24989179/ Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:01:49 PDT
this idea actually make sense to steal, so do it.

A FUCKING BIONIC COMMANDO ARM!
Just like the mega-man blaster, there is a fake one.
This fake one is like a grabber toy thing (here)
the real one fits your arm
(right or left doesn't matter, you crazy Canadian bastards)
AND FUCKING WRECKS SOME ZOMBIE FACE.
like, it can grab some shit, and spin it like fuckin crazy!
or punch
or what ever the fuck you guys want it to do

STEAL THIS

I don't want any credit this time around, just DO THIS
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on another note, we released a new song. Enjoy
(Myspace)
(Youtube)
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DO THIS TOO, BITCH.. (by the way, sorry to hear about you guys and the swine flu over there in Japan)

Austin says (6:32 PM):
it's nothing special though
I thought it would be cooler
OH SHIT, FRANK WEST!
Anthony says (6:33 PM):
fucking chuck greene
Austin says (6:33 PM):
nah nah nah
lol
Anthony says (6:33 PM):
oour name
Austin says (6:33 PM):
they'll probably announce Frank though
in a multiplayer trailer
Anthony says (6:33 PM):
lol
Austin says (6:33 PM):
like
you'll see Chuck fighting
Anthony says (6:33 PM):
oh and willamette is a real place
Austin says (6:33 PM):
and then the camera looks up at a roof
yeah
shut up
listen
Austin says (6:34 PM):
Chuck is trying to fight off zombies in a crowd
Anthony says (6:34 PM):
dead rising 2 gets shitty
Austin says (6:34 PM):
and the camera looks up at a roof
you see a guy, but shadowy
then it zooms on his mouth
SMILEZ
then he jumps down
Anthony says (6:34 PM):
lol
Anthony says (6:34 PM):
he looks kinda cool
Austin says (6:34 PM):
stands up
FRANK WEST
Anthony says (6:34 PM):
yellow infamous jacket
Austin says (6:34 PM):
guy: NEW 4 PLAYER CO-OP
four guys
beattin up zombies
Austin says (6:35 PM):
Frank, Chuck, and two other people
announcer guy: FEATURING CHARACTER CUSTOMIZATION
Keji Inifune: nah nah nah
Anthony says (6:35 PM):
lol
Austin says (6:35 PM):
Keji: jay kay
Keji: single player, PS3 exclusive
Anthony says (6:35 PM):
LMNOP

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/24485928/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/24485928/ Thu, 30 Apr 2009 01:47:36 PDT

G4TV version

Youtube version


apparently, the hero's name is Chuck Greene..

Me and Lordi said it would be like Chuck East or some shit

pretty cool to know, you can even check my journal to see I'm not lying, we argued about it

(check out my journal about it here.. most of the info is near the bottom of the journal, and in the comments)


The actual journal

The arguement/ comments

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/23872631/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/23872631/ Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:55:24 PDT [link]

go read it now..

OnLive is a console, service, and the best damned thing ever

you can run it from your computer and play ANY GAME no matter what you're running, and if you chose to buy the console, it should be under $100 TO PLAY ANY GAME ... and.. it's smaller than a fucking PSP
nerdgasm

(make sure you read both pages on IGN)

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/23859616/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/23859616/ Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:27:35 PDT
lulz

be humored... [link]

things to look up : WARNING NSWF :

Falcon punch
Operation Falcon Punch
An Halo
An Hero
Mecha-Hitler
Halo
Christian
Arab
Gun
9000
ninja
pirate

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/23859582/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/23859582/ Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:22:08 PDT
]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/23740185/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/23740185/ Tue, 17 Mar 2009 01:57:18 PDT
Watchmen:

was too fucking long in my oppinion. I loved the comic, but Zack Snyder is only good with slow motion, half-naked chip'n'dale men sword fighting.
Blue dicks are fun and all, but a three hour long cock fest isn't.
the part where the comedian was thrown out the window was cool, but that's about as cool as it gets.
Mad props to Jackie Earle Haley for doing Rorschach, and nerdy-ass Patrick Wilson for bein' night owl.
And for christ sakes people, this isn't a family movie, stop taking fucking three-month-old babies to watch it. (unless you like blue dicks and blood)

I have new drawings, as usual, and they'll never get uploaded.
my computer is fixed (for the 100000th time)

Wanted: Weapons Of Fate sucks
Eat Lead: Return of Matt Hazard rocks
Resident Evil 5 was and is predictable
Lost planet 2 was announced
Army of two: 40th day was announced
God of war III is still cool
Duke Nukem forever will never come out


oh yeah, on a side note...

I read somewhere in an interview that the protagonist of Dead Rising 2 is going to be more interesting than Frank West. Yeah, right. What are you gonna do? Name the guy Chuck East, who happens to be a documentary camera man, and is somehow related to Frank?
I want Frank back, even if he isn't the main character. And I know he was in the trailer, in a fuckin mega man costume. So, Frank, there will always be a place in my heart for you, and Chuck East will have to do.


Disclaimer
I made up the name "Chuck East", in case there are any retards out there who think capcom would seriously name him that. But, if Capcom happens to stumble upon this, please feel free to take the name. The only thing that I'd hope for is that this would be here long enough for people to see that I may have had something to do with it.

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/23346657/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/23346657/ Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:35:43 PST Street fighter 4 is okay, just not my cup of tea. If any one is wondering "wow this guy is a total loser, who doesn't like streat fiaghtah?" it's because it's too difficult for me. It took me well over an hour for the last two people in medium on Arcade mode. And it's not that I suck, I even had a couple friends who played and had almost the same problem. The way I see it, (I'm not sure if this is true, but it's fun to say and it sounds cool) the A.I. is progressively harder, and it thinks "wow, this guy beat the last dude, AMP IT UP bitch!" It doesn't help that they learn how to beat you based on how you've been playing and they keep doing it . Even "Easiest" mode is pretty challenging and hard (for me) to get the achievement for beating it without using a continue.


Any way, I have so much to upload (as usual) and my computer is broken again... (when isn't it?)
the only thing I could totally do is COSPLAY PICS!!!

maybe...

latahz!

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/23107066/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/23107066/ Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:56:00 PST [link]

I've covered wars ya know

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/22833079/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/22833079/ Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:36:36 PST enter
enter
enter
expect a few more drawings
enter
kthxbye comma
space bye

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/22552301/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/22552301/ Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:51:59 PST
I'm working on stuff and have lots to upload, but my scanner is still broken

I'll try to fix it as soon as I can

kthx

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/22361595/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/22361595/ Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:27:34 PST
...

witty comment

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I need to fix my scanner

ktxh

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/22289283/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/22289283/ Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:25:06 PST
and I swear to god, if the "5 second drawing" gets the most views and favorites of anything in may gallery, I'mma do something...

and now....MY SCANNER IS NOW APPARENTLY UN-COMPATIBLE WITH MY COMPUTER! so I'm reduced to dumb, stupid, or otherwise bad art.. which is apparently awesome

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/22112125/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/22112125/ Sun, 21 Dec 2008 22:34:22 PST
not that it makes a difference or anything, but (as usual) there won't be any drawings posted for a while (at least until I get back)

I wanted my last one to be something that I thought was cooler than cool, and that was fan art for

if you get a chance, check out his stuff and.....

MERRY CHRISTMAS, or what ever the f*ck you lil' rascals celebrate now-a-days

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/22041084/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/22041084/ Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:54:41 PST
if you haven't had a chance to play any of the fallout games, the name of my latest deviation probably won't make sense.
the Rock-it-Launcher is a bitchin' rocket launcher thing that f*ckin' shoots anything you pick up. I liked the name, so why not spread deh luvz?

OFF TO NEVUH LUND KTHXBYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(for sexy hair man: "Spiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"
"Neiiiiiigh" )

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/21940457/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/21940457/ Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:00:44 PST
HIGH FIVE FOR GETTING STUFF DONE!!!

wooooooooopwooooooooopwooooooooooopwooooooooopwoooooooop
even though I only submitted two test animations (that are practically the same thing..) I can finally say "IT'S AWESOME NOT TO QUIT OUT ON STUFF (HALF WAY THROUGH)!!!"

I would have usually stopped by now, but I think the hatred for the one person telling me I couldn't do it, is driving me to make something I can see being "great"

expect more soon

ktxhbye

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/21891746/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/21891746/ Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:59:58 PST
I actually tried some of them and a few moves suggested by friends and the internet, and surprisingly, it worked on a few ledehz. If I could ever get anything done, I would. As usual, I have stuff to upload, but probably never will. I NEED TO GET SOMETHING DONE. I have great ideas, but a horrible tendency to start (or almost start) something and never finish, or completely forget about it.

ktxhbye

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/21806461/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/21806461/ Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:55:09 PST
almost got punched by some dude today... not necessarily a good thing, but pretty bad ass on my part.

any who, I've been wanting to make fun of the crusades so I thought I'd do that this month some time.. if I can get something done in a week or so, I'll post it here. otherwise, same thing to expect from me; absolutely nothing

I'mma keep drawreeeng naow

kthxbye

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/21615441/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/21615441/ Sat, 22 Nov 2008 14:11:42 PST
ktxh

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/21239653/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/21239653/ Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:08:22 PDT Austin says (5:40 PM):
OH MY GAWD
major bonargh for God of War 3
like
right naow
Anthony says (5:41 PM):
god of war 3
kratos becomes a subway manager
Austin says (5:41 PM):
who goes on to a murderous rampage
Anthony says (5:41 PM):
god of war 4
kratos opens a checking account
Austin says (5:41 PM):
a customer left their food and a mess on a table in his resteraunt
Anthony says (5:42 PM):
god of war 5
kratos' checks bbounce because he didnt have enough money
Austin says (5:42 PM):
yeah
cuz GoW 3 didn't sell too well
so in GoW 4
he goes to the real world
to kill people
Anthony says (5:42 PM):
lol
Anthony says (5:43 PM):
god of war 6
kratos loses his swords; eyespy edition
Austin says (5:44 PM):
50 times in one game
Anthony says (5:44 PM):
god of war 7
kratos loses his subway job
Riston says (5:44 PM):
NO!!
Austin says (5:44 PM):
then goes on a murderous rampage
Anthony says:
god of war 8
kratos has a yard sale
Riston says (5:49 PM):
yard sale u say?
Anthony says (5:49 PM):
god of war 9
kratos buys a house in miami
Austin says (5:49 PM):
GoW 10
he can't pay rent
or
morgatge
whuevah
Riston says (5:49 PM):
he got enough money from a for a house from a yard sale?
Anthony says (5:49 PM):
god of war 10
he moves to Oregon; Oregon trail edition
Austin says (5:49 PM):
from a for a
Riston says (5:49 PM):
shut ur mom
lol
Anthony says (5:49 PM):
god of war 11
kratos gets dysentary
Austin says (5:49 PM):
dude
Anthony
Austin says (5:50 PM):
I already maded GoW 10
>
Anthony says (5:50 PM):
but the Oregon trail was funny
Austin says (5:50 PM):
that can be 12
or
9
or 10
before he gets a house
Riston says (5:51 PM):
god of war 12 kratos makes love to ur mom for money to pay for his rent
Anthony says (5:51 PM):
he buys the house
then moves
Austin says (5:51 PM):
yeah
but GoW 10
he can't pay rent or morgatgheaoldea
so
yeah
Anthony says (5:51 PM):
god of war 12
kratos cant pay rent
Riston says (5:51 PM):
thats why he makes love!
Austin says (5:51 PM):
GoW 13, Kratos becomes a whore
Anthony says (5:51 PM):
god of war 13
kratos makes love to your mom for money
Anthony says (5:52 PM):
god of war 14
kratos gives your mom dysentary
god of war 15
kratos moves in with your mom; sims edition
Anthony says (5:55 PM):
kratos turns 16; super sweet 16 edition
Austin says (5:56 PM) :
no one comes to his birthday party

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/20962110/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/20962110/ Sun, 12 Oct 2008 23:24:23 PDT Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist Underfist
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I watched it earlier today (October 12) and OH MY GOD it's so awesome. If Cartoon network plays it again, and you haven't watched it... please do so

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/20939945/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/20939945/ Sat, 11 Oct 2008 16:08:50 PDT The following rant may be offensive to some people.

If you do not wish to read this, press ctrl F, and type in project and press next

I hate today's culture and lifestyles; Emos and morbidly obese people... no offense to any one, unless you already know for a fact that I hate you.

The fact that there are people like this, make me sick. For example, why the hell would you hurt your self to get attention? There are other ways you fuckin' fat emo shit. Another thing, is some people, who are so extreme that always lie about being in relationships. Even though it is the worst and most obvious lie in the history in lies, they don't think that people can tell. Then, they make up allll this shit about what they do together. One time, I was with my friends, and some person who I kind of knew.He was on his phone with his "girlfriend", who he said I knew. So I asked to talk to her. As stated before, I knew him fairly well, but he wouldn't let me. I later found out that he wasn't talking to anyone . And the person who he claimed he was talking to didn't even exist. Then he made some fake-ass myspace page to further extend his lie, to make it more believable. The only couple thousands of mistakes he made, was the not knowing the zip code, having less than 3 friends, and always being on that account, right after he was on his. Also, after he would meet a girl, he would "break up" with his "girlfriend" to try to go out with some one he just met, and then get back with her.

Now, this kid(like 15 years old or something mind you), is so fucking messed up, that he has barely any friends. So this makes him the kind of person that may take some one acting nice, as a "sign" that the person is interested in them. The sad part, is that this happened to one of my close female friends. She was one of the kind of people, who did at some points seem like she was flirting with some people, but not this abomination of a person. He is one of the most fucking ugly-ass people that you will ever, ever, ever see.

Almost every day, I have to see him acting like they're going out. And to my surprise, I found out earlier this week that she may actually dump her current boyfriend for this fuck. That part really fucked up my perception of this girl, and threw me into an uncontrollable nerd-rage. The reason for this, was that she and her original boyfriend, were set (to the best that I can remember) to marry each other.

I'm pretty sure that he's gonna act like he's king of the mother fucking world after they start dating, which pisses me off even more.
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Any way, I've been getting a lot done with the movie project. The Director decided that we would be doing a 3D based movie. The good thing is that I have some practice working with 3D models, but not the actual process of animation. We have the first episode recorded, and a few of the characters modeled and ready to go. Expect "season 1" next year

I have some concept art to upload later, and I'll get pictures of the movie stuff if mah director mang lets me.

kthxbye

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/20643776/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/20643776/ Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:29:13 PDT A 10 page script has been written for the thing, but it needs a lot of editing.

OH DUDE! OH EM GEE LAWL MAOW DOUBLE U TEE EFF BEE BEE QUE!
gears of war two is gonna kick so much ass! there are a few noticeable differences in weapons, but it's still AUGHSUM! I watched a few videos on mah TV in teh HDz, and some of my friends said that they noticed that the graphics were the same.. which to me, is the biggest lie in lie land. Check them out for your self some time.

oh, and Mighty B! is teh shitz, but I heard it got canceled.
I laughed my ass off! MAKE MOAR NAOW nickelodeon!!1
(if you think about it, all the stations now get rid of their best shows, for ones that are deemed "appropriate" for television by people who don't even watch it)

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/20448320/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/20448320/ Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:30:29 PDT Microsoft sux more (figures)
and Playstation still totally kicks ass in my book.

As some of you may know, LittleBigPlanet is supposed to have a public beta test sometime this month. If you don't know what it is, or you don't happen to own a PS3 google it and buy one.
Nothing has been done on that flash thing. We got mah ex do record a few lines, but there isn't anything else that's been going on. It's not dead, but it's really close to it....

any way... my computer is broken AGAIN GOL DERMIT!!!11 and I am forced to use my friend's shitty vista.

umm...

Probably no new drawings for a while and...

Dino fights and robot rights

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/20158932/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/20158932/ Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:37:08 PDT
umm.. if any one else is having problems with Deviant art not showing what you just submitted on your page, let me know...

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you know you want to


any ways... I haven't really gotten a lot done. I've been learnin' some Japanese and more technical drawing and what not, but I don't think that really counts as "doin' stuff".

I did start writing a script (roughly 4 pages now) for a prequel to one of my friends videos. I'll start to upload stuff as I get it done, and maybe even the rough draft of a few pages. His vid is live action, so I asked if I could do one based in the same "universe" but animated, and lead it up to his. He gave me the green light, and I started right away. I like the way he writes, and his methods of story telling, and it's really fascinating to work with him. I constantly go back and forth with him about what I can or can't put in the moveeh.

expect more some time this week..

(and by the way, "combat guy 1" and "super action pose go!" shows one of the ideas for a main characters doing absolutely nothing)

kthxbye

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/19979234/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/19979234/ Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:39:55 PDT
luckily, I remembered how to fix it this time. Also, my scanner/printer won't work because it doesn't have ink. I know, you're probably like "wait.. it doesn't need ink to scan".. well, that's right, but my old ass scan-print combo won't scan because it says it's preoccupied with something else (the 'something else' being the ink). Damn you Epson. And, as far as I know, they don't make ink cartridges for the Epson Stylus 2500 anymore.

any way... since it crashed I lost mah "hard" work on that spoof movie thing.
but, I do have another idea and will get working on it as soon as I re-install Flash 8.
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movie reviews:

Starwars Clone wars:

sux'd so bad.. At first, when ever Cartoon network or Nickelodeon aired commercials, I thought "dude wtfbbq, starwars isn't a kid's movie or a comedy, stop advertising it as one." This however, is true for this piece of crap. The fights and stuff were cool, but they got the f*cking worst voice actors and made the characters look like sh*t. And I don't get why they made a whole new f*cking apprentice for Anakin when they totally could have used the one from force unleashed, or why they didn't go with Tartakovsky's style (or even get him to make it).

Tropic Thunder:

awesome.. go see it naow!!!!!11

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Something else took it's place and is actually almost done.. I worked on it for like.. 2 hours or so and it still makes me laugh, so I thought.. "Deviant art time" !
It has nothing to do with BPRD or Hellboy, so don't expect too much of that. It isn't any of my characters or IP, but it totally works and can be used for anything.
*hint spoiler* Venture bros did something like it.
I do need a little more time to finish it, but it that won't take too long.

expect total crap sometime this week

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/19763021/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/19763021/ Mon, 04 Aug 2008 01:53:55 PDT
(sucks nut compared to everyone else, but...)
1000+ page views! oh em geee!
I remember back in my day, I had at least 10,000 views in four weeks!... but that was long ago.... maybe I should try ad cast...
oh yeah, did I mention I had surgery? word on the street is that I fell off a mountain and a bear ate me.. believe what you want...
and.. I'm now taking some technical drawing classes, so.. I'll have some of those up as soon as I can

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/19727433/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/19727433/ Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:44:07 PDT
Myspace and video games..
so yeah, the band thing never worked out, so I made my own one man band (I only have one song up now, but at least 4 others done). the link will be at the bottom, if you're interested
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SPOILERS AHEAD


Dark Knight: This movie f*ckin' sucked. so sue me. I don't get why every one liked it, it's a total piece of shit >: (
it was way too long, Two face was introduced (totally different from the comics or Television series) and then died off a few minutes later. sux nuts, and it shouldn't be f*cking advertised as a children's movie. Also, they didn't put anything like "in memory of Heath Ledger.." until the very f*cking end of the credits, when every had left the theater.

Hellboy 2: kicked ass.. 'nuff said

FlapJack: still rules

Chowder: is still cool, but looks too different to me

Soul Calibur 4: I wasn't expecting much from this game at the start, and if you can believe it.. it did 100000000 times worse that what I expected. there's like.. only 5 levels in story mode, and Darth vader, yoda and the apprentice suck major nuts.
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[link] (myspace)

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/19510270/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/19510270/ Mon, 21 Jul 2008 01:04:49 PDT actually... F**k it, Nintendo sucked this year.

"oh mai gawd, he can't say that! Nintendo es da bezt! he s j ustj ealous that h3 dosnt own a tsmash bros as mch as i do!!!111 teh onl ytim he on ews when he hax0rd lolololololololololol"

(yeah, that was an actual comment on my blog)
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On a different note; people have been viewing my drawings like crazy but no one leaves any freakin' comments. I think at least two or three of my drawings have a couple thousand views, with no comments or favorites. argh

I dunno man... I've got nothing to do, so I'm up for requests, collabs or what ever anyone wants
-Austin

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/19468805/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/19468805/ Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:45:02 PDT
This will be in three parts for easier digestion. Microsoft is first

Microsoft:

These bastards claimed that they're kickin ass, AND taking name. They stated that The Xbox 360 is winning the "console wars" (it isn't... I actually think Nintendo is winning.. PS3 beats Xbox 360, wii beats PS3 and DS beats wii.. more on that later..). Also, according to Microsoft the Xbox 360 will have the best games this year. Some of these "hardcore" titles are: "Scene it! ball sack edition", "Lips", "Viva Pinata: trouble in bed" and "banjo and kazooie: nuts and balls" just to name a few. (there are some good games like Gears 2 or Fall out 3, and Resident Evil 5, but that's it.)They showed of some other games, but stuff from Square Enix doesn't impress me any more. One of the more "important" things they announced toward the end was the new Xbox live update. This new update adds shit ass mii-clones for you to "customize and share". They did say that you could watch your netflix stuff for free, and new movies blah blah, but it really isn't that different.

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*edit*

OMGLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 the moods are fixed


and... I take back what I said about flapjack, it's freakin' hilarious!

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/19227207/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/19227207/ Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:01:14 PDT well, first off I only got to draw a little bit because I was always out. I may or may not upload these drawings ('cause I don't like them and they were all done with pen on the hotel paper tablety thing. Because I'm such a nerd, I brought my PS3 (knowing I would be staying in a suite) and when ever I could, I just played Metal Gear Online and Metal gear Solid 4.

oh yeah... I did see Kung fu panda again, and DAMN IS THAT MOVIE GOOD! During the movie the only thing I was thinking was "dude, I shoulda applied for a job at Dream Works"

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/19101851/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/19101851/ Sun, 29 Jun 2008 00:02:30 PDT
I have don't have anything to say, I just thought it would be better to have something like this rather than my last journal on my page....

and, the last two entries (including this one) weren't meant to have the unhappy mood on them, it just won't let me choose another one

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/18993470/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/18993470/ Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:15:34 PDT
I didn't do anything for my birthday (June 21st)


EVENT 1:
ummm, I've improved my drawing skills tenfold and have been hired to animate an indie band's music videos. I honestly don't remember how it happened, but I think one of them saw my drawings and told the others to check it out. They talked with me, told me who they were and we made a deal.
EVENT 2:
saw lots of movies, and played lots of games... (some)reviews will be at the bottom
EVENT 3:
I totally broke my computer (part of the reason I was gone for so long)and it took for ever for parts to arrive here so I could fix it.

WARNING: YOUR COMPUTER HAS EXPLODED FROM THIS JOURNAL AND CANNOT DISPLAY ANY MORE DUE TO HOW COMPLETELY BORING IT IS
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horribly short, yet meaningful reviews...


The Misadventures Of FlapJack:
Here's my take... I thought this show finally do good for the little dignity Cartoon Network has left. The first two episodes were okay in general, but it lacked the awesomeness to be a potentially good cartoon. It had it's moments, but overall it wasn't what it could have been.
My rating: 5 out of 10
Kaeo's rating: 5 out of 10

You Don't mess with the Zohan:
Again, another movie that looked promising, but ended up sucking. It was pretty funny at the beginning, but after a while it was just "penis this" and "penis that" or even "penis penis".
3 out of 10

The happening:
Take these words of wisdom. DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE. M.Night shamalan totally sucks and needs to get laid by movie Jesus or something, because it doesn't get any worse than this shit.
1 out of 10

Kung Fu Panda:
It was a good movie, and I applaud the people at Dreamworks for putting such a great film together. The action and characters were a good mix and they're getting closer and closer to Pixar quality.
10 out of 10

Metal Gear solid 4 (game.. duh):
BEST GAME EVAAAAAAR! buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it buy it. k thx sony
My rating: 100000 out of 10
Kaeo's rating: 8.5 out of 10


Dragon Ball Z burst limit(game):
This game was pretty good, but the tenkai what ever the hell it is, was better. I was a little disappointed by the amount of characters. There are less than 20 characters in the game. If you've played any of the other games, this is like an ant compared to the empire state building. I was especially awestruck when I found out it only went to the end of the cell saga. I mean, they could have went to the end of the DBZ series, with Buu and all that. Blurs and effects are nice, but unless you're a hardcore DBZ or fighting game fan, don't rent this title.
My rating: 8 out of 10
Kaeo's rating: 4 out of 10

Dark Sector(game):
Finally got to play this, and I hated it. I was with Kaeo at the time. He got it right off the bat, but he wasn't too good at it. To me, it was literally confusing THE WHOLE TIME, and the controls suck. Just because Gears of War pulled it off, doesn't mean you can do it Dark Sector. And the whole arm blade powers toxic disease thing didn't help.

My rating: 4 out of 10

Kaeo's rating: 8(and 1/4) out of 10

-------LANGUAGE WARNING-------
Incredible Hulk (game):
This game is so goddamn similar to ultimate destruction, that I feel like I'm playing my old-ass, beat up piece of shit game cube and I even want to throw this game out the window so hard that it hits the fucking president of Sega, teaching them a lesson about how not to suck at making video games. I mean, the fucking physics engine is so goddamned unreal that if you throw a (most likely)10,000 pound robot at a building, he ricochets off the wall, hits the building adjacent from it, hits the street, bounces off smashes into five cars, which do what ever the hell the want, and a building behind you fucking blows up. Through all this chaos, you're probably like "oh my god, what the fuck?", so you run away like a little pussy, because the hulk can't take a few fucking lasers to the chest, and decide to climb up a building. But what's this? a billboard? This mighty piece of what ever the fuck it is, happens to be no match for a guy who gets hurt by bullets. You just barely touch it and BOOM, it fucking shatters into a million pieces that go every where. And after all this, for some unknown reason you're still playing this game, you decide to run around for a little bit. You just want to walk though, to get a glorious view of this ugly ass rendition of New York City. You barley touch anything and it fucking flies away at like, one hundred billion feet a second. Unlike ultimate destruction though, you can't kill civilians, throwing them around does nothin... ]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/18345284/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/18345284/ Fri, 16 May 2008 00:47:29 PDT

I need to fix my scanner naow!!111oneoneone1 I haz like fifty gajillion drawings to upload.... and some other stuff too.. I'm kind of in a rush right now though.. when I get the chance I'll write some more and get my work up as soon as possible

till next time,
-Austin

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/18158003/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/18158003/ Sun, 04 May 2008 01:51:34 PDT

Pros:
.Best Grand Theft Auto graphics EVAR!
.Best current-gen physics out there
.Great story that keeps you playing
.Multiplayer on dah cawnsole (originally only available for the comp mod 'GTA:SA MP' )
.hilariously written story and dilalogue, making the characters feel real
. the city makes it feel that it's actually being inhabited

middle:
.multiplayer
.selection of vehicles and weapons
.realism of the game (all it needs is gas and some other stuff and it'll be a sim game)
.controls

cons:
.the multiplayer feels like an after thought
.Story mode is far to realistic in the sense of cops
.the lack of vehicles and weapons isn't entirely a let down, but doesn't add too much to the experience
.NO PARACHUTES? dawblyew tee eff, rockstar?!
.when driving around, it feels like your lugging around a huge load of fat guys
.not all doors can be entered, but some can (although they may or may not be marked)
.it's gettin' more and more mature kiddies. stay away unless your parents'll let'cha play, yah herd?

Over all though it is a fantastic game. I found my self playing for at least 10 hours the first time I put it in, and about 2 hours was multiplayer. First off, Multiplayer is a cool 'break-away' from the main campaign mode, but to me it just feels like it was put on there because rockstar wanted to be one of 'the cool kids'. Even though I'm trashin' the multiplayer, that doesn't mean that you shouldn't play it! If you liked the crazy action in San Andreas, then you'll feel right at home. But be warned, play SA style during campaign and you'll either get killed or arrested in this re incarnation of Liberty City. Speaking of Liberty city, this gives me the great chance to talk about all the new realism of the whole game world. During the 30 hour or so game play I've had over the past two days, every where I went never felt like it was fake. There was always cars or peds in the area, and it actually made it feel like people really live(d) there. The physics are amazing this time around, and it's no surprise that they're pushing the technical boundaries, because with all thats going on (even when you're not at a certain place, the game is rendering the whole map and people) that loading screens (*gasp* they promised none) are only about 20 to 30 seconds each.
GTA is a must buy for any one who can get it.

SCORE:
Graphics:9
Gameplay: 10
Multiplayer: 7.5
Sound: 9
Fun: 10
Replay ability: 10
innovation: 10

over all: 9.5

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/17819170/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/17819170/ Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:26:03 PDT
-work on the "animated movie
-Character art for three games
-3D models of said characters
-learn Havok physics stuff
-buy tickets to the Heart concert
-make some sawngz
-help a friend with a comic book
-learn how to color better

and much, much more
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any way, the part you all came for...
I'll be uploading a lot of art in 2 days, and then I'll probably go back to lurking in the internets

here they all are:
[link] (Ryu and Ken)
[link] (Haze)
[link] (female character)
[link] (video game people)
[link] (animation main character)
[link] (muppets)
[link] (lawful good barbarian)
[link] (Kamen Rider)
[link] (RPG concept)

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/17462062/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/17462062/ Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:02:48 PDT
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"new" show updates:

-the company that made the helmet didn't test the effects that happened to the wearer or the console.
- Virus-like thingies are placed into every game that is played with the helmet
- the main character (still un-named) puts it upon him self to get rid of these, and won't/can't (not decided) leave until he does

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/17368919/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/17368919/ Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:02:59 PDT
As some of you may have noticed, I've been away for a while and I haven't submitted anything. The reason for this is that I've been working my ass off with a bunch of different stuff. I've got two games to work on, a "new" animated series, music for that series, and music for mah band. Some how I've managed to squeeze time in to play Smash bros Brawl, and man is that great! it's a little short and easy, but wi-fi multiplayer is where it shines.

I will eventually submit some work from the pilot of the "new" show, but I still needs to get mah computer fixed.
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semi bare-ass Series pilot synopsis/notes:

> there's a guy
- mid 20's
- (not named yet)
> set in the "near future"
> starts with guy on couch, watchin' teeeh veeh
- some show just ending
> infomercial about new virtual video-game helmet
- really cheesy company name and product
> guy goes to store and buys it
> eventually plays it too much and is fired from job
- desk job, office-y type job
> one day, boots it up and .....(something)...........
a. he freaks out after this
b. he doesn't notice
> gets stuck in game and disappears from "the real world"
- game being played is Call of Duty 4
> guy is at a black screen
- he's prompted to choose his class
> chooses "warfigher" class
- (may be changed)
> multilayer match starts up
> his team mates notice he doesn't look like one of the character models
- they question him n' stuff
> He doesn't know anything (still)
> action sceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
- shoot outs and stuff
> he gets shot and falls over
- realizes that it hurts (not supposed to)
- near death experience
- healed by team mate (not possible in real game)
- he finally realizes that some thing happened to him
> the guy's team finished the match with a win
> he's taken back to the main menu
- He finds out that he needs to finish the campaign to leave
> a friend (in the real world) enters his house and notices the game system is on
- he changes the game to Devil May cry 4
> guy is temporarily on a "blank screen"
> "Devil May cry 4" logo shows up
- friend starts game
> Guy changes into Dante (clothes and hair only)
- he's trippin' balls and tries to tell his friend what happened
> friend is too ignorant and tries to play, but the guy won't move
- he does listen after a while
> the friend grabs the second controller and plays with the guy as nero (not possible in DMC4)
- right before a boss fight with Berial, it ends



(if anyone has any ideas for names, PM me with them)

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/17173202/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/17173202/ Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:12:55 PST ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-I've been hearing that a lot of people want Arnold Schwarzenegger to run for president. (yes, I did sign a petition to allow him to run)

-tomorrow (3/4/08) would have been the original release date for Army of two, but was instead pushed back two days. All I have to say (if you didn't already read my previous entry) is "F*ck you EA Montreal"

-Battlefield hero developers DICE finally released a trailer for the game at [link]

- Heart is playing here in Hawaii, at the Waikoloa Hilton

- Incubus is also playing at the Hilton

- GTA 4 has had at least 5 new 'in-game' videos and a 'second hands on'

[link] (hands on)
[link] (videos)

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/17111114/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/17111114/ Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:39:09 PST
thats not too bad.. I guess..


DOOODLES!!!

and...

collabs and requests welcome

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16981397/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16981397/ Wed, 20 Feb 2008 17:13:35 PST I'd like to talk about some of it, but I think it's a little too personal.

on a different topic though...

I can't wait for March 4th to come around! Army of two is supposedly coming out then.

I'm going to have a mini-review up, lots-a fan art and I'll be playing online on XBox live.
if you want to hit me up for a game of AoT, or anything else, my gamer tag is: Spartan Man 798
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*edit*

I'll have a few HD drawings up soon..

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it's been a good week or so, and I've been freaking out, not being able to do stuff. (It's weird how much we 'rely' on technology and the internet)

I'll have a bunch of good stuff to upload, so look for that soon


NO MORE HEROES!!!!
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Update:

Youtube sucks, and little kids need to grow up

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16678921/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16678921/ Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:53:37 PST
I got this game yesterday, and I've been playing the crap out of it since.

It's a hell of a lot better too, all the animations are fluid, and characters like Mario have full fight poseamations

one thing though.. is that the character selection is helluh weird

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16559422/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16559422/ Thu, 24 Jan 2008 22:47:35 PST
please watch it and give it a good rating

[link]

-Spartan

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16496824/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16496824/ Sun, 20 Jan 2008 20:47:38 PST

at least I feel better

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16453555/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16453555/ Thu, 17 Jan 2008 23:28:23 PST
conspiracyz againts teh artsestz

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16390883/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16390883/ Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:13:40 PST
I've been drawing a few things which I'll upload sooner or later, and I've been workin' on some machinema and flashamations (look for those some time soon)

-Austin

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16337767/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16337767/ Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:00:26 PST
any ideas will be helpful, thanks

]]> !Spartan-Man http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16289898/ http://Spartan-Man.deviantart.com/journal/16289898/ Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:48:44 PST
rulez:

.anything can be requested
.don't bitch if you don't like it
.favorite it if you do like it
.you don't have to be my friend for me to draw it for you
.If I can't get it done, I'm sorry
and lastly
.if you have more than one request, that's no problem!


happy postings

-Austin

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Kaitlyn -WIP [link]

Kaitlyn - colored [link]

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