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I'm at my mother's.
I just got a new laptop, typing up this journal entry on it, actually.
I should be happy, right? It has Windows 7, and the performance runs rings around my old clunker.
I'm not. It's not the file transfers, those were done really quickly, but the fact that I have to give my old laptop to my brother.
"So?" You may be thinking.
The thing is, I repaired that old peice of shit. We looked at homosexual pornography together, played games, wrote stories. And now...it's going to my brother, who will destroy it because he's a little shit, fill it with heterosexual pornography and illiterate garbage.
See, the thing is, I BONDED with that computer. I feel so attatched to it.
I mean, this new computer is nice, but where is the BOND?

When I tried to explain this to my mother, she just rolled her eyes and said "Well, 'bond' with your new one then" like it's the easiest thing in the world.

Also, you may have noticed I submitted two stories recently quite quickly. Merry Christmas.

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: ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/28803163/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/28803163/ Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:31:06 PST Or it would be. Should be.
But, unfortunately, for some reason I can't.
This is not your simple writers block either.
all my drive and desire to write has just got up and left.
Poof. Nothing.
I hope it comes back soon, but until then expect things here to be very quiet.

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IT WENT WELL.
My dad cried.
My first communion is tomorrow, and my pics are here:
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]]> ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/28559936/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/28559936/ Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:52:47 PST My bike was fine. Myself, not so much. My right knee and elbow are a bloodied mess. And I think I hit my head. So, yeah. Not too great. No, I am not ok. I can barely walk, my wounds are seeping though the dressings and I can’t move my leg. It hurts like frick to type. I’m going to go to the doctor. My knee’s become infected.

Also, in less depressing news, I found Rammstein's new album in a music store in the city, and Dad bought it for me.
ENOUGH OF THAT, YOU SHOULD FEEL SORRY BECAUSE I'M HURT.

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:http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/28283603/ Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:51:07 PST I'm being baptised and confirmed on the 28th hopefully, and take my First Communion on the 29th.
School's pretty heavy but I got into Advanced English. Good bye chemistry!!
And also, I've been training up for the army. Funnily enough, doing a fuckton of push-ups makes me feel better. damned endorphins happy hormone things.
But don't expect any fics any time soon- I'm writing a lot. Secret project, ja.

And also, Journal coding back because of Journal Ninja. Thanks!!

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:http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/28055978/ Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:52:56 PDT But!
I would like to wish a happy birthday to Miss Ripki.
She is kind, funny, has cute friends and priest, (we'll get to that later)innocent, a brilliant artist, shooter and generally just an awesome person. So, Ripki, hope you have a lovely birthday!
To everyone else- GIVES HER BIRTHDAY LOVES!

And, there is one other birthday, which is actually tomorrow. (All dates are in Australian time, so STFU.)
AND IT'S AN EXTREMELY SEXY PRIEST. (I'm putting this on my club too!)
Father Caj Linstrom, turning 29 tomorrow, Ripki's priest.
Tall. Swedish. Sexy. Smart. The star of my dirty LinstromxBurke stories. (Duh) Well...he doesn't know about that last one.
Anyway, he's my favourite priest at the moment, so give your birthday wishes for him to me and I'll pass them on. After censoring your filthy words, pervs. I see whut you did thar! ಠ_ಠ
I baked a chocolate cake for them both, I will upload a photo later.

Finally, it's my Nana's birthday. =3 I love her very much.

Also, Happy Halloween, Stalkers, Watchers and sentient space blobs.
Also to
Ripki (Bug)
Hilde *drools*
Linstrom *see above*
Burke *sniff sniff* =3
Soybean
Faust
Peter (Lucky Bastard)
-and-
Teh Pope *stomach growls* I suddenly feel like eggs...

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Part 1: Meme quiz thing shit.

Why did you join this site?
Mature Content Filter, 's art. *sniff* Back when 13 year olds could view ANYTHING on here.../nostalgia

What does your username have to do with you? Is it a combination of your favorite things, or a character of yours?
I'm always Spinmontop on the internet, it was the name of an imaginary friend I had when I was younger.

What is your current icon of?
Sweet, sweet AAxEm, courtesy of Check her out.

How many watchers do you have and how many people are you currently watching?
According to my stats, I stalk watch 75 people, while 35 people stalk watch me.

Do you have more than one account?
Yes, I have my club, ~PriestLovers

Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.
Can't decide. That's the reason I watch so many people, too many good artists.

What deviant do you admire because of their personality?
YOU ALL HAVE SPARKLING PERSONALITIES AND I CAN'T DECIDE SO DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE.

How many people on here do you actually know in reality? Post their avatars.


Do you comment, fave, or both?
Fave, in metric fucktons. Comment, not so much.

What do you typically post on deviantart?
My slash stories mainly, once in a blue moon, much to my watcher's disgust, and a crapton of demotivators and stamps in the off times.

Do you participate in clubs or contests here on DA?
I would, if the clubs I joined were, you know, ACTIVE. I also own a club, but it's not too active at the moment, so there you go, I'mma hypocrite.

What is your most popular deviation?
*Sigh* as much as I hate it and it only took me a minute, according to my stats my Twilight Hate stamp is the most popular, with 24 faves. [link]

What's your favorite submission in your favorites gallery?
Anything with naked Anderson or AAxEM.

What are the things you wish you could draw better?
Screw drawing better, I just wish I could DRAW.

Are you a subscriber?
I was for a little bit when I had moneys.

How many hours a day do you spend on DA?
As much as I can.

Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?
I'm pretty fast.

What is your favorite emoticon?
:iconfatherlinstromplz: WHADDYA MEAN THERE'S NOT A FATHER LINSTROM EMOTE?!
Fine, it would be then: because look, it's a french dude with a BREADSTICK.

What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
"Why do you hate Twilight?" Of course, what makes this worse is that Twitards are illiterate, so they type it like this: (I did the best imitation I could by hitting my face against the keyboard) "OMG y do yu not lyk twil1ght!!?! it is lyke da bset series eva and edward is lyke soooo hawt!!!111111one!11xsdfjsfkdikdskjzd,kwswsdksjmsszs!!!!\"
What's even WORSE is when they use capslock and bash their face against the keyboard.
"OMG Y DO YU NOT LYK TWIL1GHT?!! IT IS LYKE DA BSET SERIES EVA AND EDWARD IS LYKE SOOOO HAWT!!!!!11111ONE!KFDKCDJMDXJKSDSDKJDSJHSDKJDS!!!\"

What is the most annoying comment you get?
ANYTHING pro Twilight.
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So, it all started the Tuesday I went back to school. My throat was a bit sore and I was coughing a bit. On Wednesday I could hardly breathe, so I stayed home from school and in bed. And there I stayed until the following Tuesday, when I stupidly attempted going to school and ended up coughing blood and sent home half an hour into the day. Cue another week off (Note: I don't have school on Monday)
Then on Thursday I went to the doctor. Chest infection, she gives me ASMOL. An INHALER. D=

I'm almost better now, but I still have to take the Asmol.
Story wise, you all should have seen Linstrom and Burke's wedding.
1 down, 4 more to go until the surprise!
The problem is life is going to be a bit hectic so yeah. Sorry Gaiz, don't hold your breath.
The only reason I got that story done is because it was for Ripki and you wouldn't want me to have a LATE fic for her birthday, would you?
No, because that's just rude.

]]> ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/27763745/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/27763745/ Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:06:34 PDT For nearly 3 years now you have politely waited for the slow dribble of various fics, sat through ranting tirades and emoness and been really fun to be around.

But before you all say "IF WE'RE SO GREAT WHERE ARE OUR 5 FICS AND THE SURPRISE YOU PROMISED US!?" Let me finish.
I just noticed I've got over 6000 pageviews and I wanted to thank you all.
ಠ_ಠ What were you expecting, a kiriban for my 7000? No way, I tried that 3 times before and it didn't work out.

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:http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/27609560/ Tue, 06 Oct 2009 05:09:26 PDT However, I have broken it down into handy-dandy parts.

First Part, stolen from
15 things about me
1. I really love numbered lists. E.G: [link]
2. I am a very caring person
3. I am dirt-poor.
4. I wish to go to Germany after I finish school
5. I speak passable German.
6. I have a scar on my finger.
7. I am up every morning at the latest at 5am.
8. I hate being called Australian, I am a NEW ZEALANDER.
9. I am not bisexual, I consider myself homosexual with certain exceptions.
10. I do not actually watch any more yaoi than the regular fangirl in real life.
11. I do, however, enjoy pornographic yaoi games like Absolute Obedience.
12. I was mentioned by in THIS PIC: [link] (I can't do thumbnails anymore, my sub is gone...)
13. I am talking to my priest as I type this. :3
14. I love being mistaken for a male. Androgyny FTW.
15. I get great joy and powertrips out of wearing priest gear.

Second Part, First day back home
(Not counting when I landed and went straight to sleep)
I woke up at 4.30, and finding Ripki not online, began getting ready for Mass. I purposely arrived early and visited my priest because I missed him and his musky scent. (Sad but true)
I spent the day with my dad, which involved sitting alone in my room on my laptop, and visiting my grandparents to watch the football. Ugh.

Third Part, First day at school
(Warning, emo!!)(Happened today)
THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE NOTHING WENT RIGHT.
There was $65 on the bench for school fees and lunch. I took it. I was at school on time even though I wanted to hang around and chat to Ripki on MSN. Now, our teacher was away, and the substitute didn't arrive until the lesson was almost over. Then, I went and paid my school fees, which came to $65, so I had nothing left for lunch. So I had to get my dad to ring the school, ride home, get some money for lunch and eat some recess and ride back to school. I missed Maths, and most of English. Then when I got home I found the dogs wandering around outside the fence, and after getting them back in, half an hour later an Animal Control guy comes around.
After this, my stepmum rings while I'm doing chores, as she is away for the week and my dad is out for the night. And because I forget to tell her about the dogs getting out, dad calls me afterwards because the Animal Control guy called him, and tells me to expect rage from my stepmum. Because she cares more about the fucking dogs and her shoe collection than me. So I had a meltdown of emoness. Calling my priest while he was at a parishioner's house didn't help.

Fourth part, news
I am working on 5 stories, but after I finish them all, I WILL take a break and unveil the surprise I have been working on for you.

Anyway, I'm tired and drained, nighty night.
*THUMP*

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http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/27429705/ Sat, 26 Sep 2009 13:40:50 PDT over on Shine, so yes, I thought I would put this meme here.

THE ALL ABOUT MEME

1. Name (and what should I call you?): Lauren, but I'm ALWAYS Spinmontop on the internet.
2. Birthday: 22 August
3. Where do you live: Brisbane, Australia during term time and Nelson, New Zealand during the holidays
4: What are you studying/What’s your job: German, Chemistry, Physics, Legal Studies, English, Maths A / and I'm applying for the Army Reserves
5. What makes you happy: Many things. Mainly yaoi and people fangirling over my stories. Also wearing priest things. :3
6. What are you listening to now/have listened to last: Keine Lust by Rammstein
7. Why you’re reading my journal: Because I saw it on Shine.
8. An interesting fact about you: In real life I'm quieter and more subtle than people expect.
9. Are you in love/do you have a crush at the moment OR name an important person in your life: Yes, I have a few. ^///^
10. Favorite place to be: At my priest's house, I like the garden and the way it smells.
11. A favorite quote: "Simply, the amount of blunt questions I received from her regarding sharpies was amazing." -Father Linstrom (We were talking on MSN)
12. Best time of the year: Winter. Summer is too flipping hot, and my birthday's in (Southern Hemisphere) winter!
13. Weirdest food you like: Sauerkraut. But I'll eat anything.

RECOMMEND
1. A film: Doubt
2. A book: The Anita Blake Series.
3. A song: I like a lot of songs...

FANDOM
1. Favorite Fandom: Hellsing.
2. OTP/OT3: AndersonxMaxwell!!!!!
3. Icon/Fic Journal: Erm, I have a DA...

PLUS
1. One thing you like about me: Everything. *insert fangirly rant here* But my favourite thing is your kindness, how you're willing to help less fortunate people out.
2. Two things you like about yourself: My writing talent and dirty mind. X)
3. Put this in your journal so I can tell you what I think of you? (Entirely optional.) Certainly.

]]> ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/27339165/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/27339165/ Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:42:04 PDT
My mum has me on a diet.
I haven't gained any weight, I'm still at 71kg, same as 6 months ago.
I'm not allowed to eat more than a 5 year old at every meal. So, about a handful.
And to add injury to insult, I'm not allowed to eat this handful whenever I want. Oh no. Half an hour before I want to eat, I have to take this fat person pill with a metric fuckton of water. IT BURNS MY ENTIRE DIGESTIVE TRACT ON THE WAY THROUGH.
And after all that, I must drink two extra metric craptons of water during the day or I'll be made to drink them right before I go to bed and get told off when I'm up all night on the toilet.

You know, all this would be worth it if I was getting some decent writing done, but the writing angels have gone "Haha Spin's being tortured let's torment her some more by giving her writer's block"
And not just for one story. ALL FOUR STORIES THAT I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON. Usually when I get writer's block for one story I just continue with the others, but this is serious.
The final Bath Time? WRITER'S BLOCK.
The First Chapter of Hellpuppets? WRITER'S BLOCK.
The next AoS? WRITER'S BLOCK.
The Sequel to my Linstrom/Burke story? WRITER'S BLOCK.
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

But I'm working on something else with my time. Something sadly long neglected. Watch this space............

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: ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/27255331/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/27255331/ Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:11:52 PDT I'm leaving for the customary 2-week-hell-hole-holiday-known-as-visiting-my-mother-in-New-Zealand.
I won't be online very often. If at all, you guys know the deal.

Also-
My sub runs out a day after I leave. I'm going to miss you, sub. You reminded me of when I had moneys.

I got an A for my priesty English speech yays!

I'm thinking of joining the Army Reserve now I'm 17. 1 day a week and tax-free pay= pretty sweet. I'LL HAVE MONEYS SO I CAN TRAVEL. (and renew my sub. 030)

The confusion is sort of resolving itself, so I suppose I'll explain it to you.
My girlfriend and I have been drifting apart ever since I moved, and I found myself becoming more and more attracted to a German girl called Hilde. And, as it seems, she was becoming more attracted to me.
My dilemma obviously is who I choose.
Do I choose my pycho girlfriend who wields a ruler, who I have been friends with for years and now never calls?
Or do I choose a psycho gun-toting German soldier/ nun in training who I have a lot in common with and speaks to me on an almost daily basis?
I'm leaning towards the German, frankly, but I feel bad about the whole situation...
So, comment your opinion and to the polling booths for a final poll!

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So, here's a few stats about my costume:
10 minutes to change
5 minutes to tape my chest- I looked completely flat afterwards, it was worth it
20 people wondered about my gender (yes I counted all the bastards I heard mumbling among themselves)
2 people called me 'Father' jokingly
3 people called me 'Father' honestly
2 people asked about my gender
1 'confession' ()
2 teachers asked me what I was doing in school grounds.

And the speech itself was good, people cheered for me and my smecksy authentic costume and after school I had many people come up and compliment me on it.

Also, some other things that were cool happened.
For those of you that know me quite well, you will be aware of Hilde and Father Linstrom. Father Linstrom's underwear was obtained today, after a deal by Hilde!!
He wears boxers!!
(As unbelievable as that is)

And the final good thing that happened today has left me morally confused, so just bask in the fact that I'm typing this with my costume on.


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:http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/27071865/ Mon, 07 Sep 2009 10:37:47 PDT (Depressed doesn't begin to cover it)

001. Real name → Lauren
002. Nickname(s) → .....
003. Zodiac sign → Leo
004. Male or female → Female
005. Elementary → I went to over 9000 about 14 of the buggers.
006. Middle School → Does not exist in the Australian school system but in New Zealand the equivalent to middle school was the worst school ever, and I've been to a few shitty schools.
007. High School → On to my 3rd one. It's a lot of work, but I only have a year and a bit to go before I'm an adult and things get harder.
008. Hair color → Blonde
009. Long or short → Just past my shoulders, so about medium length. I'm growing it to Maxwell-length for shits and giggles.
010. Loud or Quiet → A bit of both.
011. Sweats or Jeans → I have no preference for either. I like my cargo pants.
012. Phone or Camera → Both
013. Health freak → No, but I TRY to follow a healthy program of diet and I exercise a lot, so I don't get why I'm still fat.
014. Drink or Smoke? → Yes. Drink- pretty much anything, prefer Bailey's
015. Do you have a crush on someone? → Yes. Nice to know I've got a fallback if things don't work out with (Or 3...*shifty eyes)
016. Eat or Drink → Sure, why not?
017. Piercings → on my ears.
018. Tattoos → nope

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane → So many times. *groan* The novelty has worn off.
020. Been in a car accident → Yes, 3 times. And I have lost 2 family members in other accidents.
021. Been in a fist fight → Hell yes. A few times.

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing → My ears when I was 13 (They had to be removed)
023. First best friend → Vikinotori/Police Girl (Nicknames for her)
025. First award → Probably when I was like 5...can't remember what it was. But my most recent award was just last week.
026. First crush → Hell if I remember.
028. First big vacation → Last weekend! We went to Noosa for Father's Day. And I suppose my NZ trips seem to you guys like vacations, but I consider them merely complying with the custody agreement.

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to → My Parents
030. Last person you texted → My priest
031. Last person you watched a movie with → My parents
032. Last food you ate → Custard
033. Last movie you watched → Cristine, this old horror movie about a haunted car.
034. Last song you listened to → Halleluja by Rammstein
035. Last thing you bought → Hellsing OVA 4, Phone Credit
036. Last person you hugged → My priest... (And Father Linstrom in my dreams...)

FAVES:
037. Foods → Whatever. Although I do enjoy German food.
038. Drinks → Baileys Irish Cream.
039. Clothing → Cosplay (if my parents would let me) the priest clothes I borrowed.
040. Book → Manga, anything but Twilight, gay fiction.
041. Music → RAMMSTEIN!!
042. Flower → Roses
043. Colors → I have no particular preference.
044. Movies → Rocky Horror Picture Show, Inglourious Basterds, Doubt
045. Shoes → I only have 4 pairs of shoes! But I like my army boots. Good for giving ass kickings.
046. Subjects → German. And English at the moment.

IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [ ] kissed in the snow (no snow)
048. [ ] celebrated Halloween
049. [ ] had your heart broken
050. [x] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [x] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [x] came out of the closet (Yes, Thursday February 27th, when my dad and stepmum got home, I blurted it out. It was a relief)
053. [ ] gotten pregnant
054. [ ] had an abortion
055. [x] done something you've regretted
056. [x] broke a promise
057. [x] hid a secret
058. [x] pretended to be happy
059. [x] met someone who changed your life
060. [x] pretended to be sick
061. [x] left the country
062. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it.
063. [x] cried over... ]]> ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/27056544/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/27056544/ Sun, 06 Sep 2009 14:54:33 PDT She's stopped taking the antidepressants and now she's being a mega-bitch to everyone.
Not cool.

My brother got caught looking at porn, and he didn't get in trouble at all. This annoys me because he's 11, and I got kicked out of home when I was 15 for doing the same thing. Of course, I was only away for a few hours before the police bought me home. But still, double standard much?

And also, it's assessment teim. Yay...not. I have two tests tomorrow, I think I failed my Legal Assignment and my ultra awesome epic English speech in priest cosplay isn't running as smoothly as I hoped.

Finally, I'm depressed because I don't have a job, still can't get a job, while the biggest mega bitch I know applied for the same position I did...AND GOT THE JOB.
This freaking pisses me off, I have so much to offer to an employer, but all the douches get jobs and I don't.
How am I ever supposed to get to Germany if I don't have a job?
NOTE: Spinmontop-sensei is against loans 100% after seeing what the banks did to her parents. Screwed them over sideways, something banks do best.

Anyway, my life seemed to be working out again, you know, finally crawling out of the black pit, then all this fucking happens. You know, you'd think I deserved a break, maybe to be happy and have things go to plan for once in my fucking life, but obviously not.

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http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26918754/ Sun, 30 Aug 2009 15:23:51 PDT I may do more- up to 5- if I like more of your gallery.
(I did this on 's journal so now I have to spread some feature love. And what better way to see off my subscription with a BANG!)

And I also decided to do all the titles in GERMAN.
Eins:

1:
2:
3:
4:
5:
(Heh, is it obvious yet why I like her?)

Zwei:

(I am ashamed to say I don't actually check all my watcher's galleries. Unless you stalk me, I don't tend to notice you. :/ Sorry, non-stalkers, but it's the truth.)
1:
2:
3:

Drei:

1. (Read all 9, they're short but spiffy. And they have ME in them)
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3.
4.
5. ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26855947/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26855947/ Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:26:25 PDT Just to demonstrate:
English- Narrative intervention for 'Animal Farm' - Completed, handed in.
Physics- Assignment on the physics of bungee jumping- doing the tests on the weights, due in a couple of weeks.
Legal Studies- Assignment on Internet Shopping- still working on it, doing better than - DUE ON TUESDAY
Also an exam.
German- exam assessment only.
Chemistry- exam assessment only
Maths A- exam assessment only

Also, in English is a new assignment I'm really pumped about.
It's a speech. In character and costume, about whether the book 'Animal Farm' by George Orwell should be banned. I'm getting my priest to help me and he's going to let me borrow his priesty outfit. So yeah, I chose to be a priest simply because I knew I'd get the outfit, and that makes me squee like a fangirl.
And because I'm going to be in costume, bonus marks!

But seriously, after this is the holidays, so you guys know I'll disappear into a black hole of no internets.

Next year, I finish school. I plan to go to Germany for a while, and then take up an apprenticeship as an electrician. So I'll be on like, once a week or reaaaally early in the morning. Maybe. We'll deal with that when it happens.

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: ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26748132/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26748132/ Sat, 22 Aug 2009 14:15:43 PDT I'm still sober, but I have been eating a lot of junk food.
And I'll probably be up all night, my friends are staying around. I suppose my parents trust us because we're all gay. lol.
So yes, I'll be on MSN, here, etc. But don't expect me to do anything like write fics. Because this weekend is all about the sensei, baby.

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WHAT YOUR GRAND FÜHRER PERVY SAGE SPINMONTOP-SENSEI GOT UP TO
(Heh, that Major thing has it's advantages, Zodiac.)

Well, once my friends came around, we laughed, played Halo 2, I got my ass kicked every time, and played on our laptops.
We also ate cake and junk food, and made puns, and stayed up late.
I fell asleep on my laptop, and now my shoulder hurts. So if you saw me on MSN, that's because I fell asleep at 2am with my laptop on.
Today we're seeing Inglourious Basterds.
and another friend slept over but in my brother's room.
I feel sorry for Silvy, he had to sleep in my brother's bed.

Also, I'm too tired to thank everyone who commented wishing me happy birhday, so I wrote a generic thank you.

Generic thank you
The Pervy Sage Spinmontop-sensei thanks you muchly for thinking of her and wishing her a happy birthday.

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:... ]]> ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26663975/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26663975/ Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:06:36 PDT
MY BIRTHDAY! IS IN 3 DAYS!! (22/08)
Got me a present yet? Kidding.

17 is such a crappy age. I mean, you're so close to magical 18 yet so far...-_-''

I've already got some of my presents- some shoes and cutesy wristband thingies from my Nana and I'm picking up my present from my mother from the post office tomorrow. I bet it's nothing special, but I'll grin and bear it, knowing she's gone another year without disowning me. One set of grandparents is over from New Zealand for the occasion. What's YOUR excuse? Kidding.

Also, the other day I had my first Catholicism lesson, it went well,I got the grand tour of the Church grounds, including where the vestments are kept. I asked to try them on, I got a 'no'.
I learnt a bit, but we did spend 3 quarters of an hour arguing about my sexuality. Again. Yes, we do that often.

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http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26582855/ Fri, 14 Aug 2009 04:40:18 PDT I won't even start writing the next AoS till Bath Time is over and Hellpuppets is started, so savour it.

Also, my sub runs out soon. :/ I'm sad. When I get a job, however...

Just wanted to update my journal for no apparent reason and get in a big round of featured arts before my sub runs out.
So yes, the main point of this is a lot of art spam.

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~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26331616/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26331616/ Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:39:02 PDT
I wnet to my priest's 70th party on Friday. I got wasted and ended up talking to Hilde like, all night. She sent me a photo of Father Linstrom. Whooboy. I think my temperature just rose some more!
Now I'm like totally obsessed...

Anyway, enough about my crushes, let's answer some questions! Feel free to ask more!
Note: In the event of the same question being asked twice, the answer will be listed under the name of the person who asked it first.



Q:Where do you get all these lulzy ideas for crackfics?
A:I feel like a proper writer for being asked this. I get ideas from everything-MSN, newspapers, real life, other fics, music- my advice is to carry a small notebook and pencil around everywhere to scribble ideas down- I came up with the idea for Bath Time 4 in the shower!
Q:What the heck does "Spinmontop" mean? Is it a nickname? A word in some weird language? I MUST KNOW.
A:The name Spinmontop means nothing. It is the name of an imaginary friend I had when I was little, the name being made up by combining random letters.
Q: Do you think it's wrong to refer to Easter as "Zombie Jesus Day?"
A:Not really, it makes me laugh. But I myself wouldn't refer to Easter as such. (However, I do like the saying "They must have had a lot of lag back then because it took Jesus 3 days to respawn")
Q:TEA OR COFFEE? (Answer carefully because this is serious business!)
A:Tea. Coffee is bitter and my body is sensitive to it, so I don't really like it.


Q:What's your personality like?
A:Hmm, I'm a perverted emotional fangirl who tends to get excited a lot, I have had a partially privileged, partially crapulent life, I am by no means rich, I have low self- esteem and I am very opinionated.
Q: Do you have any people you hate? If so Why?
A:I don't even say his name anymore. And I hate him for reasons I'd rather not disclose right now.
Q:Are there many people that hates you? Again Why?
A:Yes, because I never hold back what my opinion is, I offend people.
Q: How do you know if the people you met are trustworthy?
A:I don't, and every time I trust someone, it seems like they die, or get hurt, or betray me.
Q: Do you trust easily?
A:Sometimes too easily. And that led to my ultimate downfall and resulting depression.
Q: How do you get amused?
A:Priests. Yaoi. Silvy. Rammstein. The internet. Anime. Manga. Flaming Twitards. I'm very easily amused, but those are my faves right now.
Q: Do you study in the summer?
A:HELLS NO. And it's winter here.
Q: Do you accept requests?('cause I have one )
A:Yes, but don't expect me to do anything fast or to a deadline. (I even have trouble with that at school...)Unless it's something I really can't do, I won't refuse it.
Q: Why did you move?(If you don't want to answer this it's fine by me.)
A:My parents moved, and I still live at home. Also, there are other reasons I don't really want to disclose.
Q: Is Riley inspired by someone connected to you in real life? If so, Why did you conceptualize him to be?
A:No, he is my ONLY character who is 100% fictional not based on anyone or anything, but he is sort of a parody of the obsessed fanboys you see at cons, if you want to think of him that way.
Q:Are you a complicated person?
A: Yes. I am so complex, 5 psychotherapists and myself can't figure me out.


Q:Ever straightened your hair? curious...
A:Yes. It takes ages, and since my hair ws dyed and I was a Kaibatard back then and had just had my hair cut so it was like his hair...let's not ever mention it again.
Q: Hats or Caps?
A:Don't really have a preference. In fact, as you saw today, I even wear Glompterpuss on my head.
Q: Chose one and why, ZorinXMajor or WalterXRenaldo. (Imma messing with yar head!!)
A:WalterxRenaldo, because butlers have a special bond. And it would be a lot less disturbing and flabby.
Q: Name 5 things you'd do if you were a guy
A:-Become a priest
-find a like-minded... ]]> ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26204688/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26204688/ Mon, 27 Jul 2009 05:22:22 PDT
And, also, I'm in an attentionwh0re mood, so ask me questions you've always wanted to know about Spinmontop, my fics, ANYTHING.
I'll compile them and post them in a journal.
Hell, even ask me what I'm made of.
For that, the answer is PURE AWESOME DISTILLED THROUGH A PERVMACHINE AND SPRINKLED WITH A HINT OF WIN!

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http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26195296/ Sun, 26 Jul 2009 17:14:45 PDT NOW IT FUCKING ITCHES.

Also, I think Midnightcat and I may not be a couple for much longer. She never calls and I seem to be the one making all the effort. Absence seems to have made her heart colder, not fonder. You have NO IDEA how much I'm hurting right now.

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: ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26133016/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26133016/ Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:29:34 PDT
It's SPORTS DAY. D: So yeah, I don't wanna go.

I just felt like tippity typing in my journal. This journal has no point. So I'll sing a song. Kidding.

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:http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/26057688/ Mon, 20 Jul 2009 03:19:35 PDT Okay, I know you're all aching for the next Bath Time/AoS/Hellpuppets to come out, and I know that I should keep you guys updated on the progress.
But things have changed immensely in my life since I started Bath Time 2 years ago. I am no longer a youngass Grade 9 with time to kill. I am in Grade 11 now, my second last year, so I'm BUSY. And sometimes, when I'm not busy other things in my life make writing the LAST thing I want to do. And you may have noticed the fics coming out slower. And I'm pretty drained since fastracking my last two fics to the Gallery.
But I know that this is no excuse, but I merely ask your patience.
Today, I dedicate this journal to my unreleased fics. I will be giving you status reports, explanations and crunchy tantalizing teasers.

Bath Time Series
Title: TBC
About: It's a return to the past, with the tone returning to the first Bath Time's insaneness.
Percent Completed: 10%
Expect: Yaoi, bubbles, old garbage, breakages
Teaser: "And that was how Anderson ended up at the Hellsing organization, scratching the stubble on his chin as he viewed the vampire completely entombed in stone. Oh, and smelt him. “Guid Lord, abominition, whit the hell have ye been rolling in?” The Judas Priest asked, astonished. “Old garbage.” Integral said. Anderson made a face. “I’m not coming out!” Alucard said stubbornly, recalling what had happened the last time he’d bathed."

Adventures of Spinmontop (AoS)
A quick note from the author: You guys don't seem to like this as much as Bath Time, and I don't think it's inferior, it's just not cracky yet. The humour will pick up once I've set the plot in motion. But tonally, it's a very different story from Bath Time.
Title: Spinmontop: Trainee Iscariot (S:TI WTF?!)
About: Spinmontop's settling in and being the new girl, people who like her, people that are trying to kill her, and the guy who wants to marry her.
Percent Completed: 40%
Expect: Plot, assassination attempts, moments of weakness (coz I'm NOT Mary Sue!! Or Bella!!), undies, SLASH (Although I understand the 'series pairing' AAxEM isn't to everyone's taste)
Teaser: "Hastily, she typed in ‘Enrico Maxwell’ and as for password…well, she typed in ‘4AlexanderAnderson’ just for shits and giggles. She was surprised when it accepted it and said ‘Welcome, Father Maxwell’. Well, Spinmontop didn’t hear the greeting, because she was too busy rolling around laughing. And then she got serious. So, that was how it was. He was competition. Competition got eliminated. Full stop."

HELLpuppets
Title: Hellpuppets Chapter 1
Dedicated To: who is the other half of the original RP
About: Spinmontop realized that some of her watchers were addicted to crack, and if she ended Bath Time, AoS is too serious and uncracky at the moment to fill the void, and if her watchers couldn't get it from her, they'd go elsewhere. And because she's an attentionwh0re, she couldn't handle that. So, she decided to turn a cracky RP of murky content into a fic to make the watchers happy.
Percent Completed: 20%
Expect: Crack. Lots of crack.
Teaser: "The door opened. “Yes?” Came a small voice. Anderson looked around, but he couldn’t see anybody in sight. “You’re really mean!! Ignoring me like that! I’m not even that short! I’ll have you know that I am 5 and a half inches tall!” The voice said huffily. /Wait, 5 and a half…INCHES?!/ Anderson thought. “Don’t make me get Ander to puke on your shoes, coz he will totally puke all over them shiny shiny shoes!!” Anderson looked down. A small brown-haired plushie was looking up at him and yelling. “Hello there, aren’t ye ae cutie then!” He said to the plushie, resisting the urge to pick it up and hug it."

I don't think anyone will read the whole thing, but it was worth a shot.

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http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25953956/ Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:26:06 PDT Anyone, in one of the pics, he's hugging a PEDOBEAR!!!
Seriously, it looks like a Pedobear. D:
I was like: Sorry, but both of you are too old for each other!!!
NO MY PRIEST IS NOT A PEDO, IT WAS A JOKE
There was also a picture of him in a skirt.
I replied to his email with this:
"I got all but the photo of you in a speedboat.

I dig the one of you and Pedobear that bear. *cough**trying not to laugh**cough* and the one with you in the skirty sarong thing. Just next time go for the miniskirt look, and some high-heeled boots. Then I will give you a blond wig and call you Father Maxwell. (Bodom-tish!)


Yes. God, dontcha just love priests in exciting and not-quite legal ways? *cough* *cough*

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~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25944571/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25944571/ Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:26:35 PDT [x] I am really ticklish.
[] I'm afraid of the dark. (Used to be, when I was having the nightmares)
[x] I can't sleep in a room if the door is open
[] I can't sleep in a room if the door is closed
[x] I am homosexual.
[x] I believe in true love.
[x] I've ran away from home
[x] I listen to political music
[x] I collect comic books (Manga counts, right?!)
[x] I shut others out when I'm sad.
[x] I've stayed out all night.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I watch the news
[] I love Disney movies.
[x] I am a sucker for green eyes.
[] I am a sucker for brown eyes.
[x] I am a sucker for blue eyes
[] I don’t kill bugs
[] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I've slipped and fell in public.
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation
[] I love Spam
[x] I bake well.
[x] I have worn pajamas to class.
[x] I want a better job [Lets start with a job.](what she said)
[] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.
[] I love Dr. Phil.
[x] I like multiple people
[x] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.(a few times)
[x] I am self-conscious.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I have tried alcohol.
[x] I drink alcohol on a regular basis. (Whenever I can get it!)
[] I have tried a cigarette.
[] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[] I loved Lord of the Flies.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I have a lot of scars. (One, on my finger, from where I almost cut my finger off)
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I like chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[] I am not comfortable with being me.
[x] I play computer games when I'm bored.
[x] Gotten lost in the city.
[x] Thought of committing suicide before.
[x] Seen a shooting star.
[x] Gone out in public in my pajamas
[x] Hugged a stranger. (It was a con)
[x] Been in a fist fight. (Many a time)
[x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose (as well as peas)
[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[] Made out in an elevator.
[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose
[] Been skydiving.
[] Been bungee jumping.
[] Gotten stitches.
[x] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
[x] Bitten someone
[] Been to Niagara Falls.
[x] Gotten the chicken pox.
[x] Crashed into a car
[x] Ridden in a taxi.
[] Shoplifted.
[x] Been fired.
[x] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] Stole something from your job.
[] Gone on a blind date.
[] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
[] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] Been to Europe.
[] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.
[] Been married
[] Gotten divorced
[x] Saw someone/something dying.
[x] have a list of people you want to kill.
[x] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day
[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (RIFFRAFF!! <3)
[] Thrown up in a bar.
[x] Eaten sushi.
[x] Cried in public. [I was really young. ]
[] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.
[x] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.
[x] Thought of someone a lot lately.
[] Hate the world.

]]> ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25932541/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25932541/ Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:50:16 PDT I shouldn't have to be.
I should be able to go to the toilet at school without having Twitards bully me.
I should be able to be tolerated amongst my family for my sexuality, not being constantly referred to as faggot among other degrading names just because my brother is angry. He has fucking anger issues.
I should be able to fix my bike without having screwdrivers and KNIVES thrown at me. Again, just because my brother is angry.
Apparently not.
Apparently just because I don't like Twilight, I deserve to be bullied.
Apparently it's ok for siblings to be abusive.
Apparently I deserve knives thrown at me.
Apparently I deserve to be reduced to tears and trapped in my room.
Life should not fucking be this way.

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Tasty Holiday Updates!

Pfft! Holiday sucks. And not in the way Maxwell sucks Anderson, I mean suck as in the way Twilight sucks.
I was going to go to the movies- couldn't, someone had to look after 3 annoying little muffins.
I was going to go tenpin bowling with my mother and the aforementioned annoying muffins- couldn't, the place was booked out.
I was going to go visit my friend Victoria-couldn't, she's got a cold. As well as her dad.
And it's been cold, miserable and rainy.

Bento Box of Crunchy Random Tidbits!

Happy American Independence Day!! (Late, I know, but blame my mother for not having teh Internets)
I'm feeling fat again. Thanks, mum.
My apologies to the PriestLovers Club, particularly those that participate in the forums, for my notable absence. Once again, I plead no Internet access.
I'm writing like mad.
On my laptop...in pretty yellow crayon!
I'm thinking of buying a webcam and a USB hub. Yes? No? maybe? Both are $20AUD each and pretty good quality. You'd be able to see my face on MSN and crap.
With limited Internet access, I've started writing my journals in advance. Sad, huh? I plan to quit that sad habit once I get home to my decent Internet. Provided the relics have paid the bill.
I finished watching Excel Saga. It was funny as all hell. It was like Bath Time, if Bath Time ever got put on TV and wasn't a fanfic of dubious quality...anyway, you get the point.
I love Firefox. It's such an awesome browser. I've loved it ever since Spazmonkey introduced us. Initially what attracted me was the fact that it is easy to set up to nuke the history automatically. And then I began to love the speed, user-friendly interface, the logo and it's reliability. I haven't used IE (except for on school computers that don't have Firefox) since. I even taught my priest to use it and uninstalled IE from his computer. This was the same day I taught him to use MSN.
The rest of this journal has no point so I'll sing a song.....kidding.

Just a question for those of you that have read Hirano's new manga online as scanlations. Is it worth reading? Or did he use up all his good ideas on Hellsing? I'm a bit wary, considering Hellsing's highly unsatisfactory ending. It's like he got bored or something. I will probably end up reading it anyway, but I've yet to hear much about it. I'll always love Hellsing, and I'm not planning on switching fandoms yet, so don't panic. (It really hurt when VMWPOC disappeared off the face of the earth, JameW85 switched her fandom and AnubisMito switched accounts and fandoms again, once again removing a lot of her art.) Of course, if Hellsing fans disappear just because the series has ended I will be sad. Because you still see DragonBall, Astro Boy etc fans around despite the respective series being over.


OMG so emo.

Dear Spinmontop-sensei
(Extra long one today >_< )

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
What type of person do you most enjoy corrupting?
Anonymous

Dear Riley,
Your Mother.
Spinmontop-sensei

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
I’m not Riley…>_> <_<
My name is…uh…Sam…and I’m doing a school project on “My favourite Pervert”
Sam

Dear ‘Sam’, *cough* RILEY YOU FREAK *cough*
Fine, ‘Sam’, my favourite type of person to corrupt would have to be the sweet innocent virginal priest type. You are none of these, so refrain from asking your next question, because the answer will be no.
Spinmontop Sensei

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
Will you go out with me?
Riley Sam

Dear Riley,
No.
Spinmontop-sensei
Dear Riley,
Care to step into my office? *flexes whip*
Midnightcat-sensei

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http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25658093/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:29:27 PDT This is not negotiable, wait for a bit and I’ll give you some good news

For those of you that have not read the series, now would be a good time to. I present for those people, and for those who want to get reacquainted with the earlier stories the links in order:

Series 1
1: [link]
2: [link]
3: [link]
4: [link]
Christmas Special: [link]

Series 2
1: [link]
Part 2: [link]
2: [link]

I would now like to take the time to reminisce about our old friend. It started on October 19, 2007 when I wrote a one shot. I placed it on this site, where I was still relatively unknown. My popularity exploded almost overnight as people discovered my writing talents. Sure, I wasn’t as popular as VMWPOC or AnubisMito, and still aren’t, but it was a big boost to my 14-year-old self. At the people’s behest, I wrote a sequel. (By the people’s behest, I mean a singular comment suggesting I do a sequel)
And still the people faved, and hungered for more, so I wrote another sequel, and another, and intended to stop then, but my insatiable Plot Catholics (TM) would not allow me to stop, and soon, I created yet more sequels.

However, of these same Plot Catholics (TM) was born a new series, the Adventures of Spinmontop series. It is a more mature plot, yes a self insert, but minus the Mary-Sue-ishness of most Self Inserts. It’s Bath Time grown up, and taking steroids.

So, as Bath Time gets sent to the Old Fic’s home, I present to you my NEW series, thus far ignored for Bath Time…*drumroll sounds and porno music*

The Adventures of Spinmontop series, usually abbreviated to AoS. This is Bath Time’s replacement, so treat it nicely. It may not be as cracky as what you guys are used to, but I’ve grown up since Bath Time started and I’m sure you have too. Plus, it has more secks. SECKS!! Yes, I bet that got your attention! Secksity secks secks! Subtexty goodnesses!! 20% more lemony than Bath Time or your money back! So yes, guys, check it out! *cough* [link] *cough*

Also, my holiday is going well. Apart from dodgy stolen ½ hours at a time of dodgy library Internet and inability to update NOD32 (my antivirus) or go on proper MSN, I get at least ½ an hour a day solid writing time, from 9:00-9:30 and plenty of time to write up ideas whenever I wish. Other than that, my mum’s going on about how I’ve gained ½ a kilo (Yes, a lot of halves) my sexuality, etc, etc. And also, on Gaia (yes I’m a Gaia-tard. I’m Spinmontop on there for all you fellow Gaia-tards) in an RP, I’m having to apologize to this girl for dropping out for the second time in a row. And the annoying thing is, I have to keep making reasons my character keeps mysteriously disappearing. The first time it was ‘got called back to castle because a baron was trying to attack’ and today I might have to go for ‘a favorite human family member had a deadly illness and died’. Hopefully, she will be as forgiving today as she was yesterday, but I may have to explain my position in PM about my shaky Internet status and just treat my sudden disappearances as “oh, Spin’s gone again so suddenly to take care of business’ which personally I hate.

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1.Spinmontop (From many fics)
2.Claude (see above)
3. Spinny-puppet (HELLpuppets)

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Spinmontop: *points to Claude* I'm related to the manslut. And that stuffed turd is supposed to be me.
Claude: Yes, they are my loving family...sort of...maybe?
Spinny-puppet: I know Miss Spin, and Daddy of course!
2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Spinmontop: I've given plenty.
Claude: Of course.
Spinny-puppet: 0///0 I'M TELLING FATHER ANDERSON!!
3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Spinmontop: Priests.
Claude: Anything that catches my eye.
Spinny-puppet: Polishing my rosary ^^
4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Spinmontop: I have no shame!!
Claude: I thought Heinkel Wulfe was a woman....
Spinny-puppet: I...once...stole a cookie.
5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Spinmontop: Yeah. My Girlfriend is kinky as all hell. And my thing for priests.
Claude: Men. I like men. And biting things.
Spinny-puppet: Father Anderson, what's an 'ultra-quirky kink?' ^^
6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Spinmontop: Too many to count, enough to get me sent to hell.
Claude: ....see above...
Spinny-puppet: I slept with Father Anderson...
Spinmontop: WHAT?! MASTER HOW COULD YOU?!
Spinny-puppet: Yes, I was tireds, so he put me in the pocket of his coat...
Spinmontop: ...that's all?
Spinny-puppet: *nods* Yep. I slept with him.
Spinmontop: You. Are. A . LAMEASS.
7) Do you love me? I love you.
Spinmontop: Piss off, Riley!!
Claude: I'd love you so much more if you...
Anderson: NAE IN FRONT OF THE PUPPET!!!
Spinny-puppet: Oh, you silly, I already have Alu!!
8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Spinmontop: No.
Claude: Not really...
Spinny-puppet: *cries* YOU MEANY!! I'M TELLING FATHER ANDERSON!!
9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Spinmontop: Riley.
Claude: ....Heinkel Wulfe.
Spinny-puppet: Nobody! Killings is bad!
10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Spinmontop: Twilight. Twitards. Riley.
Claude: Heinkel Wulfe.
Spinny-puppet: Ander-puppet being a meany...
11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Spinmontop: *grabs everything* I'll go to confession later for it master, I promise!
Claude: I was looking for my ex....*hides axe behind back*
Spinny-puppet: Okay, byes!
12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?
Spinmontop: Whatever that means, it sounds kinky!
Claude: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!
Spinny-puppet: Let me ask Father Anderson that one....
13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Spinmontop: about 5 ones that are still alive.
Claude: umm...all the children from Ferdinant Luke's...everyone in the vatican...my numerous lovers...my wife, my deceased wife, my ex....
Spinny-puppet: 0///0
14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Spinmontop: No.
Claude: Not really.
Spinny-puppet: FATHER ANDERSON SAYS DRUGS ARE BAD!
15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Spinmontop: No, I like to do interviews for the fans...*signs your chest*
Claude: Well, as long as there's a reward at the end...
Spinny-puppet: *picking nose*
16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Spinmontop: Oh, god, where do I begin...bayonets, boots, asses, scars...*rambles on for a few hours*
Claude: The Pope.
Spinny-puppet: Icecream is fun to lick!! ^^
17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Spinmontop: Jefferson cured it.
Claude: I'm a vampire, I don't get diseases.
Spinny-puppet: I asked Father Anderson, and he said I can't possibly have it because I'm a pretty young virgin!
18)There is no question 18.
19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Spinmontop: Priests,... ]]> ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25553088/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25553088/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:00:04 PDT
Now for my rant on Clubs.
Now, I myself am the administrator of 2 clubs. One fairly active and the other one dormant because there are so many other clubs like it there was really no need for it.
But UNIQUE clubs, like AndersonxMaxwell clubs should not be allowed to become inactive!! So, if you can't be bothered with a club anymore, then I humbly request that you hand the reins to someone who is more interested, or don't create the club in the first place.
Note: I am not talking about a club that falls out of activity for a couple of weeks or a month because the admin is studying, sick or on holiday, I'm talking about those clubs that just seem to...die and don't log on for months or even years. A good example is . 2 YEARS AGO I requested to join. And if you look at their activity- offline for 208 WEEKS. Even I, the queen of lazy, can do better than that. And it makes me sad because so many clubs I try to join are just not active
Whereas-blowing my own horn here- I am usually on daily, and get membership sorted within a week on average. Yay me! Seriously though, would it kill you to be active on your clubs sometimes, club admins? Especially with the new groups feature coming out soon...
And talking about my club for those of you that didn't see the club announcement, the new PriestLovers forum is here: [link]
Yes, you will have to sign up to even see it, but that's because I want moar site activity, dammit!!

And F= mv-mu. I have no idea what it means, but apparently I need to use it in my assignment that's due in an hour even though school's closed.

Featured Art
Yes, I featured it again because it's so awesome.
I'm in this chapter, but you may wanna start with chapter 1.
AAXEM OTP!!!!!1111one
XD Delicious CRACK. Cross-road reminds me of me when I was younger, she's definitely made of pure awesome.

My Girlfriend:


MY CLUBS


My friends:
~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25520791/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25520791/ Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:31:07 PDT .
Now, she is definitely one to watch.
Why? because she's doing a series with ME in it.

Yeah, I don't know what the scythe thing I'm holding is either, but DAMN I look good. And, while you're at it, read the Crusade fics. because the manga for the moment is just a preview.
And she's doing something for my birthday.

Now for the *headdesk*
My brother is in trouble again, and apparently it's MY fault. LAME. REAL LAME.
And even though school is closed I got a call from my physics teacher informing me that the assignment is due Friday.
NOT COOL.
And I have a pounding headache.

My Girlfriend:


MY CLUBS


My friends:
http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25446944/ Sun, 21 Jun 2009 04:42:57 PDT
Unobservant Muffins
Okay, now recently, a few of my watchers have asked me, via both PMs and comments, and some just random people have asked, things along the lines of: 'Are you a lesbian?' 'What's your sexuality' etc,etc ad nauseum, ad nauseum.
NOW ALL THESE PEOPLE NEEDED TO DO IS READ MY JOURNAL. As you observant muffins know, my girlfriend's (YES GIRLFRIEND'S) DA is listed under a BOLD HEADING proclaiming 'My Girlfriend'.
Answer your question? I am, out loud and proud, a lesbian.

The 'Swine'
Someone at my school got swine flu, so it's closed. DAMMIT I NEEDED TO STUDY FOR MY EXAMS.
Not happy, Yan.

Excitement!
In August/September, I will be baptised and conifrmed blady blah blah as a member of the Catholic Church!
Yaynesses! It means quite a lot to me, but I've already told them I will not give up my fangirlism or my girlfriend.

Random Rant Corner
Basically, this is from a MSN RP I do with
Anderson almost drowned trying to save Trevor the baby bat and Spinmontop performed CPR. Copaypasta-ed.

Spinmontop: *performing CPR on Anderson...well...let's just give her the benefit of the doubt*
seventh_zodiac_chris says:
Zodiac: *gives Trevor child CPR*
Trevor: *coughs and stirs* o.o
Anderson: *starts to come to*
Spinmontop: I did it! I am a her-*has water coughed up onto her face from Anderson*
Spinmontop says:
(Should we tell her she's not supposed to use her tongue to perform CPR???)
seventh_zodiac_chris says:
(that is probably why he coughed up all the water...gagging reflex hehehe!)
Anderson: Not bad, not bad Spinmontop, I see you took First Aid and CPR....just um.....one word of advice there...?
Spinmontop says:
Spinmontop: Yes, Master?
seventh_zodiac_chris says:
Anderson: *ties up his drawstring-gee I wonder how that happened-as he explains to her* First of all you are not allowed to use your tongue...secondly, when doing chest compressions the hands should be on the chest, not below the waist.
Spinmontop says:
Spinmontop: Whoops, sorry, Master...
seventh_zodiac_chris says:
Anderson: *sighs*

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My Girlfriend:


MY CLUBS


My friends:
<... ]]> ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25372526/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25372526/ Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:22:07 PDT I don't have exams for Chemistry or Physics.
First up I have Maths A exam, then an English exam, then Legal Studies and finally German.
English and Legal studies are going to be the hardest.

However, I will have a lot of free time to study and finish things off, so it won't be too bad. (So I will be spending extended periods on MSN)

And, I finished my Birthday fic. But like I said, you don't get to see it until the 22nd of August. I'll work on some other fics to keep you entertained, so after this fic drought from me there will be at least 3 fics for you soon!

Featured Art

(Obligatory naked priest)



(Obigatory subtexty goodnesses)

My Girlfriend:


MY CLUBS


My friends:
http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25285358/ Sat, 13 Jun 2009 04:55:50 PDT my SEXUALITY.
my FANGIRLISM.
my IMAGINATION.
my SIMILARITY TO MY FATHER
my DRESSING LIKE A BOY
And so on.
I have known my mum doesn't like me since I was 6 years old. So, for MOST OF MY LIFE I have been conscious that my mother doesn't love me. And she wonders why I'm so fucked up.


In other news, not to brag, but I just so happened to win [link]
This has caused a few problems in regards to 'how do I get pron mailed to me without my parents knowing'
But yes, I consider it a great honour, and I'm so excited. (Note to self: Ask if she'll autograph it)

Random Rant Corner
Today: A funny and true story
My priest, let's call him Father B, wants me to stop...well, this is awkward...masturbating. There I said it and you do it too, let's not pretend here! THIS IS AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION WE HAD.

Father B: Well, a good thing to try is when you get tempted, try to think of something different. Think of me.
Spinmontop: O-okay. (He doesn't know about my 'thing' for priests)
*the next morning*
Father B: Well, did you try what I asked you?
Spinmontop: Yes, Father.
Father B: And?
Spinmontop: ..........FAIL.
(One of these days, he'll finally work it out)

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My Girlfriend:


MY CLUBS


My friends:
http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/25044389/ Sun, 31 May 2009 04:04:00 PDT I've seen ALL of Anubismito's works, but does anyone know anybody else? Apart from Azazel. I've seen thier work too.
And don't tell me to write my own because I AM.
Yes, that's right peoples...YOUR SENSEI IS WRITING HER FIRST AAxEM PROPER SLASHFIC!! WITH BUTTSECKS! AND NOSEBLEEDS!! AND PRIEST COLLARS!! WHOO-YEAH!!!

Featured Art

My Girlfriend:


MY CLUBS


My friends:
http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/24802063/ Sun, 17 May 2009 09:51:10 PDT
So, just to let you know, I am typing like mad to make up for lost time!
But thanks to everyone who faved something anyway! Really, I love each and every one of my watchers. So I apologise for being selfish and shortsighted and PMS-y. Next time I feel lonely I'll just hug my priest. Seriously, he's so cuddly, even when he's grumpy and telling me off I just want to hug the hell outta him.

*ahem* Aaaanyway, to make it up to you....I have no idea. have a cookie.


Featured Art


My Girlfriend:


MY CLUB


My friends:
http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/24790340/ Sat, 16 May 2009 16:18:09 PDT keeps noting me about it. Some transcripts of what has been written between us:
(the first note)
From: ~FutureMrsRobPatz
Date: May 15, 2009, 9:13:54 AM
about your "i support real vampires" stamp...
do you really think that vampires are real???
(my reply #1)
Spinmontop said the following:

Sorry, should I have written ' proper' vampires? Not sparkling pixies like Edward Cullen, is what I meant by real vampires.
(Her reply #1)
From: ~FutureMrsRobPatz
Date: May 15, 2009, 11:12:19 PM
you do realize that it's fiction...right?
in Twilight, those are the ' proper' vampires.
(My reply #2)
Spinmontop said the following:

Yes, I realize it's fiction, but I'm sick of fans like YOU going on and on about it, and spamming me with pointless notes about my stamp.
Hence the 'get your fucking sparkles away from me'
(Her Reply #2)
From: ~FutureMrsRobPatz
Date: May 16, 2009, 9:45:31 AM
you're the one going on and on about it...
and, if you hate it so much, as you claim to, then why do you spend so much time thinking about it?
(My reply #3)
Spinmontop said the following:

You're the one who noted me despite me disabling comments on the stamp.

I didn't have any problem with Twilight until the fans came along. Until then I just ignored it like every other badly-written book.
(Her Reply #3)
From: ~FutureMrsRobPatz
Date: May 17, 2009, 7:07:28 AM
so you didn't mind it until people liked it???
why do you care so much?
(My reply #4)
Spinmontop said the following:

I ignored it until people started ramming down my throat like it was a freaking religion or something.

Why do you care so much about me hating it?
(Her Reply #4)
From: ~FutureMrsRobPatz
Date: May 17, 2009, 8:07:56 AM
i don't care about you hating it. and what you just said proved my point. (She had a point?! That's a suprise!!)
(Where is this point she claims to have? I can't see it. All I see is annoying Twitard rant)

i'm tired of people saying how much they hate it and go on and on about how stupid it is.

i can admit that some fans can be over obsessed, but you're doing the exact same thing with the anti twilight thing.
(My Reply #5)(Just moments ago)
Spinmontop said the following:

Well if you didn't care you wouldn't keep noting me about it.

I'm tired of people going on and on about how great it is.

Maybe I am. But like the over obsessed fans don't give a stuff that they're over obsessive, I don't care that people think I hate it too much.

I think I'll hear more from her. But seriously, annoying much? She claims not to care about me hating Twilight, so why the hell did she note me about it?! Hmm? And, if you read this, can you please explain? Because I am seriously on the verge of blocking your Twitard ass and reporting you as a spammer.

In other news, I got in trouble last night. With my priest. I read this awesome doujin with a slutty Enrico Maxwell. He didn't think so, and I got a massive lecture. Then he asked me how drunk I was, and I hadn't drunk anything!!

The in the sermon today he was talking about love. He said, and I quote, "If you only love yourself, it's incest"
NO IT ISN'T IT'S MASTURBATION!!! FAPPING!!!
Incest is when you screw someone you're related to.

In case you're wondering, he hasn't taken away my laptop yet.


That is all.

Dear Spinmontop-sensei
Cancelled until I feel better. I'm tired and feel unloved because I noticed that certain watchers say my stories are good but don't actually fave. So I'm also on a writing strike, if you've read down this far. It's also a sympathy strike for all the teachers who aren't getting paid enough. Good luck with the Tuesday strike!!
= Pervy Sage Spinmontop-sensei.

Featured Art
http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/24618301/ Sat, 09 May 2009 18:08:57 PDT Flame some on this: [link]
I'm 'Erika', yep just like Bath Time. I didn't want any Twi-tards making the connection and dirtying my page. However, feel free to dirty their forum. Or even just drop a line on there agreeing with me.
I know, this should really go on but I couldn't be bothered.
[link] Twilight hate pic. I was a bit hesitant to paste the link as it give a rather negative portrayal of homosexuals. To all of you proud gay people, I am sorry for linking your sexuality with Edward Cullen via this journal.

EDIT:
Phew, finally got round to editing this.
And I have nothing more to say except that the next time you hear from me, my laptop will be at my priest's house. So watch yer filthy mouths!! If I have to control myself, you can too!!!

Dear Spinmontop-sensei
(Just a short couple for now)
Dear Spinmontop-sensei:
Do you know how to get rid of a certain annoying person?
Integral Hellsing

Dear Sir Integra,
Easy. Point in the other direction, yell 'LOOK! AN ALTAR BOY IS ESCAPING!!!' and when Maxwell turns around, run like hell!!!
Spinmontop-sensei

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
THERE'S NO WAY I'D FALL FOR THAT!!!
Enrico Maxwell

Dear Father Maxwell,
Fine...OH, LOOK! FATHER ANDERSON IS ESCAPING!!!! AND HE'S NAKED!!
Spinmontop-sensei

Dear Spinmontop-sensei:
OMG WHERE?!?! *turns around*
Maxwell

Dear Father Maxwell,
*runs like hell*
Spinmontop-sensei

Featured Art
(This stamp SCREAMS me, dontcha think?)


My Girlfriend:


MY CLUB


My friends:
http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/24583642/ Mon, 04 May 2009 12:59:43 PDT Okay, you ALL read the journal on what I had to do....give up yaoi...
And I said I wanted to, just to clarify things up for you.

Next week, my laptop will be given to my priest for him to babysit for a while. Meaning I won't be on here much and when I am on here he'll be watching over my shoulder so I won't be able to be pervy. Or say things I'd usually say...

Also, some of my fics will have to have planned bits cut from them, like the naked game of Twister in the next Bath Time.

You know, I could have told him to piss off. I COULD have done a few other things for which I have a reputation for doing...but. I. Didn't. I don't even know why...maybe I'm getting soft in my old age. () Or maybe it could be because I created Spinmontop for you guys...it was never meant to be a real representation of me. But now...I have no idea where Spinmontop ends and I begin.

My Journal CSS is only temporary until I can find a better one. If you know of any cool Hellsing ones, especially ones with Anderson or Maxwell, can you give me the link?

That is all.


My Girlfriend:


MY CLUB


My friends:
http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/24360080/ Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:57:40 PDT In fact, here's a special one-time-only sneak peek of 'Spinmontop's Birthday'!!!

Midnightcat whispered something to Maxwell. Spinmontop grinned. “What’s he thinking, Midnightcat?” She asked. Midnightcat pulled a face. “I didn’t check. I’m just wondering whether we separate Maxwell and Anderson from Integral and Alucard in your absence…I don’t want any violence.” She said. “Yes, that’s a good idea. Anderson and Maxwell can come with me.” Spinmontop said. Midnightcat and Spazmonkey looked at each other. “Are you sure that’s a good idea, headmistress? I mean, Anderson and Maxwell are…” Spazmonkey began. “No problem. Right boys?” Spinmontop cut Spazmonkey off and turned to Anderson and Maxwell. “O’ course nae! Nae problem a’ all.” Anderson said. Maxwell gulped. Even with Anderson, the idea of being alone with the Pervy Sage sent chills down his spine. He could see Integral mocking him out the corner of his eye. “No problems.” He squeaked

How was that? That was copy-pasted directly from the fic. It should be done in a couple of months.

In other news, I'm looking forward to next holidays. Even though the last ones just finished. Well, my parents are trying to get up for a visit...and for a whole week of that holiday we get the house to ourselves!! Sounds like fun...

Bah, this journal has no point really...

Dear Spinmontop-sensei
(These be by Hugmonster)(I modified it slightly.)(I chopped the last 2 bits off)
Dear Spinmontop-Sensei
I've lost my favourite chewtoy. The one shaped like a carrot. Have you seen it?
Captain

Dear Captain
Check with either Enrico or one of the altar boys. You may want to wash it before you use it . . .
Spinmontop-Sensei

(The rest are by me)

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
Can you please get out of the airvents, Alex and I would like some privacy!
Enrico Maxwell.

Dear Maxwell,
Snog dammit...now slowly take off his clothes...
Spinmontop-sensei

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
YOU MISSED THE POINT!!! GET OUT!!!
Enrico Maxwell

Dear Maxwell
Just shut up, stop looking into the airvents and get your bishie ass on the bed!
Spinmontop-sensei.
And backed up by Anderson-sensei

Featured Art


My Girlfriend:


MY CLUB


My friends:
~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/24263711/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/24263711/ Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:47:56 PDT
Spinmontop's Life
Well, I have recovered from my illness. I'm still ti-red, but that's because I don't sleep! Midnightcat's gone on a cruise...apparently she cut her hair...I bet she looks wonderful...*sigh* But, I haven't been in a romantic mood recently. Nope, I'm in a fucked-up masochistic mood. I blame Louise from Absolute Obedience, Franziska Von Karma from Phoenix Wright and all other good-looking characters that carry whips.
I'm lonely...and all my friends up here in Brisbane are uke...not mantioning any names...*cough* ! *cough* It doesn't hurt to be around some dominant friends once in a while...

Project News
(Note: Titles subject to change without notice)
Bath Time
Spinmontop's Birthday (Or“Where the HELL is my sexy man stripper?!”) 30% Completed-release date 22/08/09.
Bath Time 2nd Anniversary Special!(Actual title TBC)5% Completed-hopeful release date 19/10/09 , since the 1st Bath Time was released on the 19/10/07. (That long already, despite my profile saying 'deviant for 1 year'
AoS
Spinmontop: Trainee Iscariot- 10% completed, shove the release date up your ass and call yourself Maxwell.
Pervy Sage's Random Shoe-Related Adventure- 60% completed, release date after everything above is released.
Fanart
None planned, but I did do this cute fanart while I was sick based on a comment I made. You'll se it eventually.
Animation
Can anybody give me an old copy of Flash? I have so many ideas, but no animation program!!



Dear Spinmontop-sensei

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
Rip keeps singing awful music at loud volumes, day and night! How do I make her stop?
Captain Hans Günsche

Dear Captain,
Well, first, stop howling at the moon. Second, buy some Rammstein and play it at top volume, while singing along really badly. This will either make her stop, or start some freaky Nazi singing battle.
Spinmontop-sensei.

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
Where is my pretty dress with the sequins? I was planning to wear it to dinner tonight.
Enrico Maxwell.

Dear Maxwell,
*wiping mouth with dress* Uhh...Nazis took it.
Spinmontop-sensei

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
Why is a crazy naked priest in here with a machete screaming "WHERE IS MY DRESS YOU NAZI BASTARDS!!!" and smashing up my precious zeppelin?
Major

Dear Major,
WAIT, HE'S NAKED?! *grabs camera*
Spinmontop-sensei



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My Girlfriend:


MY CLUB

JOIN ALL YE TWILIGHT HATERS!

My friends:
http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/24201107/ Sun, 12 Apr 2009 12:42:58 PDT

Yeah, I'm less depressed though! I mean, Adelaide was great, but Brisbane has it's up points, like:
KRISPY KREMES!!
FRIENDS WHO SHARE PORNOGRAPHIC...AWESOME VIDEO GAMES WITH ME! (Like Absolute Obedience!)

...Okay, so it's a short list, but at least I'm trying!


For those of you wondering what the hell the current poll is on about, it's based on a MSN conversation with and a few of my own ideas with which I'm planning to write a story. But all you have to worry about is just clicking a box. I like to know people's opinions before I write things, even if I'm planning to write them regardless.

In other other news, you might be wondering why there's been more 'Dear Spinmontop-sensei' Than 'Random Rant Corner'.
This is for many reasons:
1: The Random Rant Corner is getting kinda lame.
2: Dear Spinmontop-sensei is quicker and easier to write.
3: Dear Spinmontop-sensei is funnier. (Although this may be debatable)
4: Dear Spinmontop-sensei is shorter and easier to read than the Random Rant Corner.
However, the RRC will still be popping up now and then to say hi.

Dear Spinmontop-sensei

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
Do you know where my yarn is? I left it on the table before lunch...I MISS MY YARN!!!
Schrödinger

Dear Schrödinger,
Walk over to Major. Point to his stomach. Congratulations, you've found your yarn.
Spinmontop-sensei

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
Do you have any ideas on how to pick up hot vampire chicks?
Pip Vernedead.

Dear Pip,
Well, you pick up a vampire the same as you pick up any other item, assuming you can get your arms around Seras with her breasts in the way!
Spinmontop-sensei

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
...that's not exactly the type of ' picking up' I meant...
Pip Vernedead

Dear Pip,
I know. I just enjoy messing with people's heads. I also don't want to be responsible for things that may happen if you try anything with Seras. Because she gets tanky in Volume 7.
Spinmontop-sensei

Featured Art
Now, last Journal, I forgot to put the featured arts in, so today you get DOUBLE.
http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/24127438/ Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:34:28 PDT PORN ART ON THE INTERNETS!

*sigh* My report's not going to be too crash-hot...a fail in chemistry, (not my fault) a fail in Legal Studies,(Not my fault) a A- in German, and unknown results in everything else.

In other news, I won my first Ebay auction...for an Anderson doujin called 'Heaven'

Yesterday at sport, I was standing chatting to Silvy and these girls were talking about me...loud enough for me to hear. They were talking about how hairy my legs are...I ignored them...UNTIL! They were like, "Look, her legs are hairer than his! (Silvy's)"
I was like I KNOW! and they were like "OH CRAP!"
My legs ARE hairy, but that is my personal choice, can't they just leave me the fuck alone?

I hate my body...the only bit I like about myself is my legs. The rest is...ick.

I think I might have OCD as well as depression and anxiety...

My life still suckssss. Still no job. Still a big disappointment to parents. I just want to leave. Maybe go back to Adelaide. I was still an emotional wreck, but at least I was happy enough there! And I can't really talk to my new friend cause I haven't known them for very long and some things are just hard to talk to guys about.

I'm not getting enough sleep...but that's the least of my problems...

AHH I HATE MY LIFE!!

[EDIT]
Oh yeah, I just noticed that some of my collections are mixed up, so for example if I've collected one of your works and it isn't in the collection with your name or RAC as the title, then don't worry, I'll fix it, it's just my Collections being a douche. (RAC is my collection for deviants when I don't fave thier whole galleries. Big artists who draw lots of the shit I like get their own folders.)

[EDIT 2]
Yeah, I keep editing this. Subtext.
See my pageview counter?
Like my fics? (Or art but...*sniggers* I doubt it)
Want me to write a fic for you?
Simple. Send me a screenshot when you get my 4000th pageview, and we'll talk.

Guidelines:
No screenshot, no deal! Or I'd have everyone claiming they got it. Or at least more than one...hopefully...T________T
I can only really write about Hellsing or Phoenix Wright.
NO PORN! I'm not writing porn. I will do pairing, and will imply sexual activity, but no porn. Yaoi/Yuri ok, but I don't write yuri too well...
OC's are fine if you describe them and thier personality enough for me to write about.
I will not do incest or pedophilia. Even implied.
Anything else run past me...good luck...if you're going to try...(I've done things like this before, but...)

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MY CLUB

JOIN ALL YE TWILIGHT HATERS!

My friends:
http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/24041732/ Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:15:13 PDT
Just when I thought life was going to get better.
I had a total breakdown in my chemistry exam.
My teacher had to get two other seniors to take me to the office, where I spent the entire day being watched over by 3 teachers to make sure I didn't stab myself with my HB (pencil)

Ahhh! THAT EXAM IS MY ENTIRE TERMS GRADE!!!!
That's all. Apart from fucking up my Legal Studies assignment.

Dear Spinmontop-sensei
(these are by )(Not NeuroticNorman- rated. So yeah, it's as dirty as everything else I write.)

Dear Spinmontop-Sensei
I've got hair on my chest and my voice keeps going all funny and high and squeaky. What's wrong with me??
Anon

Dear Maxwell
Congratulations. Your balls have finally dropped.
Spinmontop-Sensei

Dear Spinmontop-Sensei
I have this annoying niggling little pain in my left side. What's wrong with me?
Sir Hellsing

Dear Integra,
That's Maxwell.
Spinmontop-Sensei

Dear Spinmontop-Sensei
I'm worried my boobs are too big. Please help!!
Seras


Dear Seras
I can either recommend wearing bigger tops or stabbing them with pins to see if they deflate.
Spinmontop-Sensei

(These are by me)(More Hugmonster next time)
Dear Spinmontop-Sensei,
I'm starting to have strange feelings about one of my subordinates...what's wrong with me?!
Anonymous


Dear Maxwell,
1: That's a boner.
2: Learn to fap.
3: ANDERSON'S MINE YOU BIOTCH!
Spinmontop-sensei

Dear Spinmontop-Sensei,
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT ME BEING YOURS!?
Alexander Anderson

Dear Alexander Anderson,
Uhh, Master...it's not what it looks like!
>____<
Spinmontop Sensei.


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My Girlfriend:


MY CLUB

JOIN ALL YE TWILIGHT HATERS!

My friends:
~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/23950400/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/23950400/ Sun, 29 Mar 2009 12:02:21 PDT I has some life updates for the people that actually read that shite, fanfic news, featured art, and the Random Rant Corner for the first time in God-knows-how-long. (September 7, 2008) Of course, it is just based on an MSN convo I had, but at least I'm trying.

Life Updates
I'm feeling slightly better...I don't know why. Maybe it's because I've just hardened the fuck up like I always tend to do to cover the pain...
Maybe it's because I aced a maths test for the first time since last year, when my life began falling to pieces...
Or maybe, it's because I met a guy who's more emo/ depressed than me and I don't want to end up like him.

Fanfic News
Bath Time will be retired at the end of this series. I'm serious this time. No series 3. However, the next fic, which will be about Spinmontop's birthday, is due out on the 22/08.Coincidentally, my birthday.
It WILL contain a game of...wait for it...NAKED TWISTER!!! (So, yeah, Neuroticnorman...you *might* not want to read it.

AoS is just getting off the ground, with a new fic in the series and a bonus story both due out soon. The bonus story is based on my Seras Victoria demotivator. (NO, Zodiac, I will NOT do a story based on the soap demotivator.) The next actual story revolves around Spinmontop's Iscariot Training and has a couple of crunchy plotlines that are staying secret childrens. All I'm saying is, expect yaoi.

I'm also planning to do a few other things, but I'd be here all year if I tried to type about them all.

Random Rant Corner
Finally!
(Silvertail is one of my friends. It's a he.)
Narrator: When we last left Silvertail, aka Ukeboy, he was in an Altar boy's outfit and being chased by Father Maxwell, who poor Ukeoy is afraid of... (It's the eyeliner. Puts everybody off.)
Silvy: AAAH!!! *Climbs up statue of David*
Maxwell: Ohh, don't run away, cute altar boy!
Alupuddle: (Alucard in puddleform, also known as Puddlecard.) *slides up statue of David* Y halo thar, little boy...
Silvy: H-h-hello? Are you going to try and rape me too?
Alupuddle: And why would I do that?
Silvy: I'm universally uke! EVERYONE wants to rape me!
Alupuddle: I see... BACK OFF MAXWELL YOU BITCH THIS ONE IS MINE!! *Engulfs Silvy*
Silvy:AHHH!
Spinmontop: Aww, twu wuv!
Anderson: WTF?
Spinmontop: *points* PUDDLECARD KISSES!
Anderson: Tha doesnae look like ae kiss!
Spimontop: Well, he IS a puddle, Master.

LATER:
Silvy: I have NO idea what was going on.
Spimontop: You know, when does Puddle-kisses become Puddle-sex?
Silvy: 0___0 *passes out from confusion*

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Silvy: *wakes up* Where- am I? *Sees Anderson* EEP!
Alupuddle: I DO!
Silvy: ??????
Anderson: AH NOW PRONOUNCE YE MAN AND WIFE!!
Silvy: WHAT?! How did this happen?! *accidentally throws bouquet* *Maxwell catches it*
Maxwell: Oh, yay!
Spimontop: *sniffle* I'm soo happy...
Yumiko: Where's the honeymoon?
Alucard: Rome!
Anderson: *growls*
Alucard: Then Scotland!
Anderson: *has to be physically restrained*
Silvy: Oooh, sounds nice. How can we afford that?
Alupuddle: My Master owes me 50 years of wages!
Integral: WHAT?! WHEN DID WE DECIDE YOU WOULD GET PAID?!
Alupuddle: I haven't been paid since her Grandpa was alive!
Silvy: Such a providing husband! Oh, I love you, puddle!
Integral: *facepalms* Fine. You can go off on your little honeymoon, but, I am not paying for ANY property damage. Understood?
Alupuddle: Yes, Master...

To Be Continued....eheh.




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~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/23831067/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/23831067/ Sun, 22 Mar 2009 12:14:02 PDT
Hey I’m falling, hey I’m fading, I have lost it all, help me to breathe…[Serial Experiments Lain, Title Song ‘Duvet’, Chorus]
My life totally sucks. My stepmum's been on at me ALL DAY. “You need to go out into the community” “You don’t have a life.” It’s not MY fault.

My finger’s getting better, but something-probably a splinter- has gotten infected in my foot making walking even more painful than usual. Usually I’d just grab a pin and whip it out, but I can’t be bothered. My leg still hurts. I’ve been taking the fish oil, but it doesn’t help. (There's something wrong with my leg, but my parents won't take me to the doctor to get it looked at.)

I just don’t want to do anything anymore except crawl into a hole and die. Something important has gone from my life. I see the family ripping itself apart, at each other’s throats because of the pressures of life. I care, but I’m so helpless. What can I do about it apart from watch? Shouldering my own personal guilt and shame, I shuffle on.

I’m eating too much again. I know I shouldn’t, but eating distracts me from the something that is missing inside of me, the unknown something. I have no idea what has died, I know only that it has, like visiting an unmarked grave. I miss Midnightcat, but that’s not it, although having her here would be a good help right now. At least I could cry on her shoulder and have her comfort me. I’m trying to be strong for everyone, but in reality I’m the weakest of them all.On the outside I’m alright, on the inside I’m dying.
If this is the way it’s going to be, I wish I could just melt into the darkness. [Sunako, The Wallflower Episode 1]

NEW JOURNAL SECTION!!!
Enough of that depressing crap, it's time for a new journal entry that will occasionally be put up instead of the Random Rant Corner. Presenting...Dear Spinmontop-sensei!
Basically, I come up with funny solutions to the Hellsing's little problems...or sometimes no real solution at all! Wheee! NeuroticNorman, you might not want to read...

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
Can you suggest a way to stop fangirls, especially you, from raping me in confession?
Alexander Anderson

Dear Alexander Anderson,
If I did that, that'd take all the fun outta confession!
See you in confession!
Spinmontop-sensei

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
Then,can you at least tell me how to stop my superior sexually harassing me in the showers and locker room?
Alexander Anderson

Dear Alexander Anderson,
No. If your superior has a thing for your sexah ass, then it's not my business to interfere. Just don't drop the soap. Actually, drop the soap. it'll be fun...
(For me, anyway!)
Spinmontop-sensei

Dear Spinmontop-sensei,
Well, can you at least pick up some milk on the way home? We're out.
Alexander Anderson

Dear Alexander Anderson,
Yes, Master...
Spinmontop-sensei

So, how was that, guys?

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My Girlfriend:


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JOIN ALL YE TWILIGHT HATERS!

My friends:
http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/23717440/ Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:59:15 PDT It won't appear for a few days because I used paypal, but yeah, prepare to be POLLSPAMMED!
*Does the Caramelldansen, then the Haruhi dance in sheer delight*

Oh yeah, I haven't felt this good since Midnightcat agreed to go out with me.
(What?! You say. it should have been obvious. Really.)

My Girlfriend:

(So please stop proclaiming your love for me, even if you do mean it as a joke, because she'll kick your asses.)

MY CLUB

JOIN ALL YE TWILIGHT HATERS!

My friends:


Clubs:
~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/23594920/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/23594920/ Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:39:11 PDT
Bad things...
I moved to Brisbane, I'm away from my friends and the person I'm dating. I have no friends in Brisbane,my leg's playing up again, my school's full of Twilight-tards, 13 year olds are picking on me, I got 3 hours of homework, I have no money, there's nowhere to buy Hellsing stuff and I'm unemployed.

The good shit...
I get to pay out hundreds of Twilight-tards every day, I have lots of free time to do homework because I'm unemployed, my shitty leg means I don't have to do PE, my laptop's finally working, I know my friends miss me and...*blushes* nevermind, and I wrote some awesome porn with on MSN the other day. It was FUCKING AWESOME. We atarted brainstorming ideas for her newest fic, but then we started a bit of a scenario...and then it ended with Alucard being raped and... (Oh, yeah, NeuroticNorman if you're reading this you better stop now.) Maxwell and Anderson fucking loudly in confession while Yumiko was outside saying the Lord's prayer louder and louder with her hands over her ears so she didn't have to hear. Fuck, I hope it makes it into the fic. It was awesome.

Why does so much of my life revolve around porn and yaoi? I mean, sheesh, I only turn 17 this year, that puts me at about 14 when I read Angel Dust Revenge Bible, and 15 when I got on Y! Gallery. Where are my parents in all of this? Surely they could have noticed I was spending most of my life on the internet, and asked me what was up. Surely they could have done something, or taken more of an interest in my interests so that it didn't come to this. Sneaking around, getting on the internet in the middle of the night, stuff like that. Now most of my life is lived in secrecy hoping my parents don't see me. That's fucked up, majorly, don't you think?


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My friends:
~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/23299176/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/23299176/ Fri, 20 Feb 2009 01:22:00 PST , but now, a new SRSCP personality has joined DA with a little help from me. (Don't worry, it's NOT RILEY. Thank merciful jeebus!)
Meet...Midnightcat! Why don't you all pop over and say hi and get a good whipping?

In other news, I moved to Brisbane. It sucks. I don't want to talk about it. I haven't made any friends because they're all TWILIGHT FANGIRLS! AHH! And they can't stand me liking proper vampire literature like Hellisng and my pervyness.

There are a few spelling mistakes in my recent fics that you have probably noticed. i will fix them, but I wrote them in notepad because the laptop I rescued doesn't have word.


Random Rant Corner.
mity . mity ! Damn you, Spazmonkey! I'll see you in FANGIRL HELL!
When I die, I wanna come back as Maxwell's scarf.(I'll expand on that when i'm in a better mood.

Bleh, I'm in no mood today. I had TRIPLE MATHS sammiched between TWO-yes, TWO TWILIGHT FANGIRLS who just wouldn't shut up about it. They were all like: 'you should see it, it's really good.' So I said: " Yeah, well unlike you, i have TASTE in vampire literature. i read the PROPER stuff, with vampires that don't sparkle (they looked shocked when I said that.) that rip people to pieces and do battle with sexy priests! Plus, my friend (Spazmonkey.) saw it and said she wanted two hours of her life back. I have CRAPPED more interesting things than Twilight, so if you don't mind, can you shut up? i'm trying to figure out the cosine of A" They shut up. but now everyone hates me coz I hate twilight and they're all Twilight fans. Not that I care, because I could NEVER be friends with a Twilight fangirl. I would be doing life for murder in 5 minutes.
Sorry it hasn't been funny today guys, but I'll get back into it.
Just bear with me for a while, childrens...
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JOIN ALL YE TWILIGHT HATERS!

My friends:
http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/23244849/ Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:09:54 PST
I has NO idea who I'll tag.
1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about their self on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same
journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs.

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1. I have the same username everywhere on the internet. The name comes from when I was 6 years old and was lonely. I came up with an imaginary friend and named him (yes, it was a him..)by combining random letters together. and thus, the username 'Spinmontop' was born.
2. got me into yaoi with her AxAA. originally hated it.
3. Every pairing I like, I used to hate.
4. i can no longer eat toast that i watched pop out of the toster thanks to a animation of Muraki molesting a toaster similar to the wine glass in her avatar and...THE TOAST POPS UP! Oh, you can read sooo much into that...
5. I HATE TWILIGHT!
6. I hate nuns thanks to Angel Dust Revenge Bible, a hentai story by Kouta hirano that has Anderson in it. Don't make me go into it, or we could be here a looong time...
7. I can do the Maxwell eye thingy.
8. I sometimes dream in German.

Okay . . . Am going to tag....



I'm outta time. gotta go!

]]> ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/21888977/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/21888977/ Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:51:30 PST It's not completed yet, but join the forums and TALK TO ME, DAMMIT!
It's got the Random Rant Corner archived, so I'm going to delete it from here.
The URL, if ye're interested. (AND YOU BETTER BE!)
[link]
If you forget, it's on mah page.
To underline the seriousness-ness of this journal, there will be NO RANDOM RANT CORNER today.

]]> ~Spinmontop http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/20367469/ http://Spinmontop.deviantart.com/journal/20367469/ Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:04:47 PDT Special Guest: Crazyfan67, who I've corrupted more than the Internet ever has.

Watching Motorbike stunts, a motorbike did a jump without doing any stunts, and here's how it went...
Me: Well, that was anticlimactic.
Crazyfan67: Like IxM
Me: (was tired) Huh?
Crazyfan67:Anticlimactic. THINK ABOUT IT.
-A few hours later...-
-Crazyfan67 explains the joke-
-5 minutes later-
Me: Oh, I get it now! LMAO!
Me: So, it's like, they're IxMing and Maxwell can't please Integral?
Crazyfan67: FINALLY! Took ya long enough!

And then, this is what I 'came'up with...
*Enrico and Integral are lying in bed after IxMing*
Integral: Pathetic.
Enrico: What?!
Integral:Just now.
Enrico: What do you mean? It was the... SECOND best thing that's ever happened to me!
Integral: Maybe for you. You really don't know how to please a woman, do you?
Enrico: Well, I can please Father Anderson!
Integral: Eww. I feel...tainted.
Enrico: Pleasing Father Anderson hurts! Anyway, I thought I was your first!
Integral:...you were!My first human anyway. Alucard doesn't count.
Enrico: Now I feel tainted!
Integral: You should! You broke your vow of celibacy WITH ANOTHER MAN before me!
Enrico: Hey! Anderson and I had something SPECIAL! *eye thingy*
Me: Dammmit, this is turning into a fic!
Integral: DO you MIND?!
Me: Not at all! I got some sweet footage of you. And that tape of Maxwell and Father Anderson sold for millions of dollars on Ebay!
Enrico: How DARE you! You little...trollop!
Me: Ooh! I love scallops!
Enrico: *Stands up* Screw YOU, I'm going to go crying to Father Anderson!
Me: YES PLEASE!
Integral: Already done.
-later-
Anderson: There, there, come here to Father Alex...I'll make you feel better...
Enrico: Yes please, Father...
*Insert long slashy AAxEM Here*
Me:HOLY CRAP

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