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They all have me in them~ (I am Lunarlove)

]]> ~SplashTheSwallow2 http://SplashTheSwallow2.deviantart.com/journal/26460626/ http://SplashTheSwallow2.deviantart.com/journal/26460626/ Sat, 08 Aug 2009 08:47:42 PDT ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when you smacked my butt at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Go drown yourself,
Jade





1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your dog
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August -When I threw up in your sock drawer
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When you smacked my butt

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken-In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - Sit on
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Sit on
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - Sit on
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet butt
C/D - Always... ]]> ~SplashTheSwallow2 http://SplashTheSwallow2.deviantart.com/journal/26346127/ http://SplashTheSwallow2.deviantart.com/journal/26346127/ Sun, 02 Aug 2009 20:31:22 PDT


I'll be back next sunday


bye bye peoples


hugs and kisses!

Love Jade

]]> ~SplashTheSwallow2 http://SplashTheSwallow2.deviantart.com/journal/26235319/ http://SplashTheSwallow2.deviantart.com/journal/26235319/ Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:25:25 PDT and

i look at thair journals. i know they were two of my closest friends when i was on here so im looking at thair stuff and try to catch up to the present day.

I'm not realy sure whos my friend anymore....so yeah. if you want me to look at your journal please say here. I'm only looking at those two cuse im sure they are still my friends (maybe )

]]> ~SplashTheSwallow2 http://SplashTheSwallow2.deviantart.com/journal/26122080/ http://SplashTheSwallow2.deviantart.com/journal/26122080/ Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:59:28 PDT

yeahh....ive totaly lost intrest in this site. If you want to email me or IM me My email is moonmist106@yahoo.com

I'm on yahoo almost 24/7

I'm sorry, but im not realy looking at anyones art. im sure everyone is doing a wonderful job and are improving wayyyy more then me.

I like pressing enter and making this long if you havent noticed

Lets see... anything i can tell

If anyone is wondering i still do roleplay

and anything about life that people might want to know...

I'm going into 9th grade but i got held back in english becuse my teacher hated me and desided it would be nice to fail me

Also ive stayed up all night for the past 3 nights becuse my boyfriend has been gone and i miss him.

I have also noticed that 80% of my friends live in california. I think thats kinda weird

I may be posting some art sometime soon, then again im lazy so soon could mean weeks from now

well in you do want to talk to me theres my email

I will try to log on again.......sometime who knows when sometime is though


See ya later everyone~

Love, Jade

hugs and kisses everyone!!

]]> ~SplashTheSwallow2 http://SplashTheSwallow2.deviantart.com/journal/25635679/ http://SplashTheSwallow2.deviantart.com/journal/25635679/ Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:11:00 PDT
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join if you want! fun game.

I'm on the mari server and my name is Lunarlove if you want to find me

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