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Hello, last night, I failed. I did great all day, until 9:04pm, at this time I broke down and ate some ravioli, but that's all! The rest of the day I ate strictly fresh fruits and veggies. This morning I'm back on board, it's about 9:00am. I'm sitting down to a nice bowl of sliced pear and, almonds.
Last night, I attempted to make myself some "salad dressing" from blended veggies like tomato and peppers and stuff. My blended veggie salad dressing turned out to be the most disgusting thing ever made in the history of the United States. I blame this so called salad dressing for last nights brake down.
Wish me luck!

]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/28483635/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/28483635/ Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:16:00 PST New Camera

Hello!
I have decided to go on a one month raw food binge!
Inspired by Shay Carl from YouTube Linkism! >>> [link]

I am on day one. It's eleven o'clock and thus far I have eaten one pear, one kiwi, a crap load of fresh pomegranate, grapes, a banana, some almonds, an apple and I think that's about it. Anyways, I plan to do this for one month.
Hopefully I don't fail, I plan to use deviantART to keep track of whats happening.
Maybe I'll be less fat in a month.

]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/27592221/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/27592221/ Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:12:27 PDT New Camera

Hello reader,
I got me new camera, it is amazing.

The End.

I'm not really in the typing mood, sorry...

]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/27552593/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/27552593/ Sat, 03 Oct 2009 06:28:37 PDT About Me

I am on my way to get my Canon EOS Rebel XSi!

]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/27233126/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/27233126/ Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:57:37 PDT About Me

1) I don't care how many feet are in a mile.

2) I was almost born with three arms, accept I only had two.

3) I have never eaten a pickle.

4) I lied when I said I'd never eaten a pickle.

5) I hate the taste of cotton.

6) I spend most of my alone time alone.

7) I'm pretty sure that if Lou Ferrigno, and I were stuck on an island full of hungry cannibals, they would eat him first.

8) I can't breath under water.

9) I can't play the didgeridoo.

10) Very little about Gilligan's Island makes sense.


And this is a random piece of art...


]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/27058903/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/27058903/ Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:16:57 PDT Barn...

I just got myself a premium membership, I have no idea how to make a journal skin, but I've decided to celebrate with some good ole' black and white barn photography anyway...









...and a couple of mine.


]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/25934067/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/25934067/ Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:50:19 PDT
9. Feed it.

8. Name it Devon.

7. Fold it in half, and put it in your pocket.

6. Write a song about it.

5. Assume it has magic powers and eat it.

4. Do not assume it has magic powers and eat it.

3. Cause it to become addicted to heroin, then call Dr.Phil to do an hour special on a hamster who is addicted to heroin, only to find out that the hamster has been cheating on you with your brothers wife, and is in reality, a Jewish Rabi, in a hamster costume.

2. Breed it, and make more hamsters.

1. Learn it to fetch a stick.



I did this a long time ago as a MySpace blog, found it and decided to share it...

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]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/24086057/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/24086057/ Mon, 06 Apr 2009 00:47:32 PDT
I went to the store the other day, and at this store, I purchased a can of shaving cream, a new tooth brush, and some Popsicles. On my return home, I was suddenly struck with an overwhelming sense of accomplishment. Why the purchase of toiletries, and frozen treats created such feelings I did not know. Though I know one thing, and that is, that I was walking a little taller that day. This feeling of self worth, and accomplishment lasted long into the night, before coming to a crashing halt, at the exact moment in witch I realized my life had reached an all time low. My life has become wearisome, and stale, void of stimulus to such a degree, that buying a new toothbrush, has become a considerable task. Maybe, tomorrow I'll buy a new comb, maybe some new shoe laces, and some chewing gum. Yes, buy the end of the day, I will be drunk with arrogance.
Perhaps one day I will accomplish something truly deserving of self-regard. Perhaps I'll save a small village from the evil hands of a hideous mogul, or an entire planet from a black hole, though I suppose I should start slight. Perhaps a quick smile, and a nod, to a down and out stranger, or dime in that can with the pictures of those skinny children on it. Sometimes we inflate our tiny insignificant problems like a balloon, by putting so much energy into thinking about them, and before we know it, they're so big they're all we can see. Then we forget, that in fact, other people walk this earth as well. We forget that, like a balloon, before we inflated them, our problems could of fit into the palms of our hands. It happens to everyone, I believe that's one of the reasons why God invented forgiveness. Personally, I can't even remember the last time I saw a person that I felt looked a bit blue, and simply said "hello" with a smile, but that's all going to change! I am guilty of inflating my problems so over sized, that I couldn't see the needs of others.
Your mission if you choose to accept is to smile and say "Hello" to a person you've never met, and would normally ignore, like that crazy raincoat lady that drags the stuffed animal on a leash around town, you know, the one that stands in front of McDonald's flirting with the Ronald McDonald statue, or maybe that smelly, bald kid that sits alone in the corner, at lunch, playing a Chinese card game, with a seven foot aborigine named Louie, who just so happens to be invisible, and extremely argumentative. Maybe they're not so "weird" after all, maybe they're just lonely.
Well, I'm off to brush my teeth now.
Have a nice day.

]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/22472214/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/22472214/ Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:10:08 PST I've wanted a graphics pad ever since I discovered them, nearly fourteen weeks ago, maybe...
I finally got one for Christmas. So the entire time looking forward to getting it, I was under the impression that with the arrival of said graphics pad, would also come the unleashing of my artistcality, with the wrath of ten thousand smelly hippopotamus farts. But in reality my so called artisticality came with barely enough force to tickle a flea, and in case you were wondering, that's not very much. But, I'm sure it will come all in good time... Anyways, if your still reading and you have any ideas on what to do with this: [link] feel free to let me know, by any means necessary, even if you have to call me names, but I hope it doesn't come to that.
Have a nice day...

]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/21447988/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/21447988/ Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:11:03 PST If any of what you just read meant anything to you, and you want to help change what's happening in Darfur, you can simply visit addyourvoice.org, to send an internet post card to President-elect Obama, urging him to keep that promise and save Darfur, it only takes a minute, I promise.
If your interested in learning more about Darfur, then visit savedarfur.org. You can also check out The Devil Came On Horseback witch is an award winning documentary about the situation in Darfur, you can watch it for free through the link, it's about an hour and a half long.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, I would love to hear what you think, have a nice day.

]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/21025581/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/21025581/ Sun, 19 Oct 2008 13:19:58 PDT
These are my thoughts as they happen. I hate the world, that's what I want to say, do I mean it? I don't think so. I don't want to grow up, but I've already done it, physically of course, in other ways I'm only 12, that's not a joke, please don't laugh at my misfortune, also the milk is sour, please stop at the store on your way home from... Oh wait...

Felix Mendelson wrote "A Midsummer Night's Dream", what the hell does that mean? Who gives a shit what season it was? There's no rain in the winter, I like rain, it soothes me. I like the thunder, it's kind of scary, but it makes me feel safe.

Chances are I don't care about the war in Iraq or were ever it may be. I don't care who becomes the next president. I don't care if he's black or white or Muslim or 107 years old or even a "He" at all. I also don't care about the fact that we need to stop these Mexicans from crossing the border. How dare they risk there crappy lives, for the chance to have as good of a life as we take for granted. God forbid a fellow try and take care of his family. They say build a fence, not even a wall, just a fence, like those things that keep rabbits out of our gardens, because there our damn vegetables!


I'm sorry that I'm not a kid any more. I'm sorry that when you where a kid, you didn't notice you where taking it for granted, until you found a lump. I'm sorry that you are a kid, but you don't care. I'm sorry that before you where born, your parents didn't give a shit about you. Stop lying to yourself.

Were am I at? Home, I'm at home? I'm not so sure about that, it looks kind of funny.
Will you stop looking at me?! Leave my mind be, It doesn't want you! Why would you say hello, if you didn't want to talk? You cause my paranoia/anxiety/depression, I'm just kidding. I'm not paranoid, anxious or, depressed, maybe, fuck off don't worry about it.

I bet Mozart was a real prick, but his first name was Wolfgang, like a gang of wolves who do wolf things, in a real hardcore kind of way. I'm pretty sure Johann Pachelbel, could of kicked his ass though. Beethoven's overrated, I don't hate the guy, and I'm pretty sure if he was here now, he'd kick the shit out of me, I'm just saying, I'm tired of hearing about him.

Shut up Dave! Who's Dave? I don't know a Dave.

See ya later...

]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/19582258/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/19582258/ Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:36:52 PDT 'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"

Bob Marley...

]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/19581984/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/19581984/ Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:08:16 PDT IT'S NOT IMPORTANT...

The world is pissing me off, everyday I log into deviantART and in the mix of recent deviations, there's most certainly a self portrait of a 13 0r 15 year old girl posing in a way they don't understand, because it's the cool thing to do... Were did that come from? What's so fucking bad about being a kid? Why do y'all want to grow up so fucking fast? Stop it... You're pissin' me off... Stay a damn kid... The point is, we're all goin' too fast, it wasn't always like this... I blame white people... Everyone is in such a hurry to do everything, boys want to grow up as fast as possible to become gangsters, girls grow up as fast as possible because the boys wont like them if they don't; and we don't want that now do we? Fuck it...
Stop reading this...
In a few days, I'll get rid of this, because I'll feel like a damn fool for posting it, but my brains pissed right now, but he won't be later...

Have a nice day...
If this offended you in anyway, just think of it as art, and find the beauty...

]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/18094466/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/18094466/ Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:46:59 PDT
Bob Marley

It's all good...

]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/17809681/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/17809681/ Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:55:20 PDT 'Cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"

Rise up this mornin',
Smiled with the risin' sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin', ("This is my message to you-ou-ou:")

Singin': "Don't worry 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."
Singin': "Don't worry (don't worry) 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"

Rise up this mornin',
Smiled with the risin' sun,
Three little birds
Pitch by my doorstep
Singin' sweet songs
Of melodies pure and true,
Sayin', "This is my message to you-ou-ou:"

Singin': "Don't worry about a thing, worry about a thing, oh!
Every little thing gonna be all right. Don't worry!"
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing" - I won't worry!
"'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."

Singin': "Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right" - I won't worry!
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."
Singin': "Don't worry about a thing, oh no!
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!

Bob Marley

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]]> ~SprayCaint123 http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/15596406/ http://SprayCaint123.deviantart.com/journal/15596406/ Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:14:20 PST Later that evening I was consuming a deceased, and roasted, young duck alone in my hammock outside of the Seven Elevan on 10th st., past the market. It was quiet, too quiet, and before I knew it I was being bludgeoned from behind by a riled, young man with a hulking pipe, and a wretched underarm stench. I didn't know what to do, then I remembered what my old karate sensei Shomari taught me, so I screamed like a cat in a microwave, apparently the shrilling sound of my girlish voice was to much for him to handle, he scampered off into the East.

THE END.

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