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New Camera

~SpunkieMunkie — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 13:18:17 PST

Yay! Maffoo has bitten the bullet and bought a digital SLR. It's well sexy
Shame I can't do the whole point and click stuff at parties now though... But I might keep my current one and not sell it to Rob... But that means losing out on £75...

Honey, I'm Home!

~SpunkieMunkie — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:27:34 PST

Well, I'm back! Again...

I'm gonna try get more photography done, doing a photo essay assignment has got me back into photography. So you'll be getting much more Spunk round these parts!

So yeah, comment and stuff on my new deviations? Yeah? Ok.

Ooh, gays on Hollyoaks...

I'm Baaaack

~SpunkieMunkie — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 02:18:45 PST

Well... It's been a while. My broadband was supposed to be upgraded on the 24th of November... then things went tits up. After hours of being on hold I'm finally back on the 23rd December. Almost a month after it broke! Ugh. Anyway...
In that time I've been out with possibly the best looking person I have been... then got dumped, but wasn't really bothered... Then on Monday got kicked out of a bar in Leeds because of having no ID, even though the manager had even served me! Gah... Then we went to another one where I got refused to be served, even my flirting didn't get me a drink! So we went back to somebody's house when I met someone even cuter than the person I'd just been going out with... Wow. So yeah, they had a boyfriend but apparantly had "permission to kiss other boys". It was probably a chat up line but I'm not complaining, so after a night of kissing, cuddling and harmless touching ( ) I went home tired (hadn't slept a wink) and hungover (probably not as bad as Carl though...) then went to work where I nearly fell asleep so many times... After work I got a text saying that my new friend fancied me and thought I was cute But then explained the boyfriend situation so nothing can happen Darn....
And the rest of the time I've been doing the usual... sleep, work, school. I finally got Sky hooked up in my room and got some decent speakers for my computer.
And I've had a sudden obsession of buying yellow teeshirts... Rather strange...

Anyway, I'm back now... Only got 831 message to sort through... isn't this gonna be fun?

Wallace & Gromit Rule My World

~SpunkieMunkie — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 14:50:07 PDT

I've just got back from the cinema with Laura, a random girl from work. Wallace & Gromit has to be the best film I've seen all year, it's even better than War OF The Worlds! Go and see it, NOW! There are so may innuendos you question whether or not it's a kid's film... Cracking!

Bomb Scares Make Me Happy

~SpunkieMunkie — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:42:28 PDT

Well, I'm over my ex, yay! I've been depressed up until this morning, I spent from 8.45 until 7 at work, and I genuinely enjoyed myself thanks to Laura, David and Sarah C. There was a bomb scare in the shopping centre where I work which was odd...
I was messing around under one of the tills to get some newspaper prints when an alamr soudned, I thought I'd knocked something and then I saw the smoke shutters coming down, then the alarm stopped... Everyone in the shop thought I'd done something... Including me... Heh.
Turns out it wasn't me because 30 seconds later the alarm sounded again and the White Rose security started to evacuate everyone. There was a huge queue in my shop and people who had been queuing for ages refused to leave before they were served, some people almost had to be physically removed. One little boy started crying because he couldn't buy his Yu-Gi-Oh cards and a chav tried to steal Harry Potter...
Well all the staff eventaully got outside and heard, along with 100s of shopppers, the same looped message for almost 45 minutes... in the cold and rain...
"There is a situation on the premises, you must not, we repeat, must not enter the building under any circumstances"
After half an hour it just went in one ear and out the other... But the good hting about that is there were less than 10 people working in my shop that day and we all got to know each other, some of being fairly new and not knowing many people...
Well we finally got the all clear to go back 15 minutes before all the shoppers were allowed back, thank god I didn't have to go on the tills, it was pandemonium... Speaking of pandas...
Me and Laura and David found some animal pens and kept them, my monkey was called Manuel and he's from Fuengarola, Manuel is in love with Laura's Panda, Pedro. However David's monkey Barbara fancies Manuel but has turned into a lesbian... Yeah, we were bored. I'm now working every day this week until next saturday! Thats 7 days in a row I'll be working! I'm gonna be dead... Rich, but still dead...
Well on Tuesday night I'm going to the cinema with Laura from work, because I helped her loads today she bought me some cookies Shes cool. She's liked me since I started talking to her on her interview day, she thinks I'm cool And I am, obviously!
Well it's been an eventful day... I've just watched a film called The Transporter and it's bloody brilliant, if you like car chases, Americans doing martial arts, violence and guns then go get this film! It's been around a few years so it shoud be cheap.
I'm just killing time now until Family Guy and American Dad come on BBC2 at 10.

Ahh, life is good again

Oktoberfest

~SpunkieMunkie — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:07:41 PDT

So yeah... Haven't been up to much recently. Went to London a few weeks ago with History... then ended up dropping it (yay!)
Still haven't bought a new camera so there'll be no updates from me for a long time! Well, photography anyway, might try doing more vectors or something.

Well, last time I told you I got a job and I have, and I love it it's so much fun. I work with the nicest people (apart from one miserable cow who I shall not name) and some of them have webbed toes! I worked yesterday and got double pay! Go me!
Also in the time since my last journal my iPod totally broke so I sent it back to Apple, 3 weeks later I got a replacement with the same problem... Sent that back on Friday and I'm now awaiting my new replacement iPod... Then when I get it it's going straight on eBay because I'm buying a 30gb video iPod. Yayness.

Well ~Salix02 has decided to tell you all she's singl, well I have no idea if I am, to be honest. Oh well, casual sex is fun And relationships just end up messy anyways...

I got drunk at ~Jamarle's house the other week too, ended up with my head down the toilet for 3 hours and missing work the next day. Kind of made a fool of myself and groped ~petit-chou-fleur's breast... *ahem*

School's not going too badly, getting a bit tough now though. I've just been set my first piece of coursework and after work tonight I've got to write an essay for sociology for my effort grade about a functionalist's view of education. Hopefully it won't take me too long because I wanna watch without a trace tonight! Missed half of it last week because I fell asleep!

Well I don't have long left to type because I have to have some food and then get ready for work, shame Hayley's not working today Yesterday we foudn a Wallace & Gromit torch in the shape of a carrot that looks slightly phallic... *ahem*

So yeah... that's about it really...

[Update] - Well, I'm single. And what a way to be told so, by email. I've been pretty depressed about it and mopey, it's just another thing I've fucked up. And the thing is there's nothig anyone can say to cheer me up because it actually was all my fault, me being such a stupid twat and all. And I just can't get over it, it's too hard. I'm just a weak person, I don't even see the point of me being here. Oh well, maybe I'll get lucky and catch bird flu.

I Got A Job

~SpunkieMunkie — Sun, 11 Sep 2005 05:55:35 PDT

Wooo! I now work at WH Smith in the White Rose Center, so if you're ever in Leeds drop in and say hi, I'll be working Saturday mornings and Weds/Thur evenings
And the GTA: Liberty City Stories site has been updated, I'm so glad I've now got a job so I can afford a PSP soon

And yes, this journal is pointless, it's just to get that damn passport photo off my page...

[Update] - I've now got the new Franz Ferdinand album

Maffoo The 6th Former

~SpunkieMunkie — Fri, 02 Sep 2005 10:53:44 PDT

Just had my first day of 6th form It was quite good. We had 2 assemblies lasting about 15 mins each, ont at 9 and one at 1:15. Between the two I just chilled in the common room and went on random strolls, I had a 2 minute "interview" confirming my options etc.
After ther last assembly we got to go home, but I randomly stuck aroudn with some freaks (~jazzman88, ~petit-chou-fleur, ~duveau23 & ~Salix02) talking to teachers and crap. For some reason my school has made a garden thing out of old tyers... Makes no sense at all...
So I got home and went for a new passport photo doing for my bus pass (I can finally get half fare again ) which didn't turn out too badly. The first attempt I was looking up... rather freaky-deakey. I'll show you.

Aaaaah! Anyway, I'm back in school full time starting Monday, tomorrow I'm going shopping and to see The 40 Year Old Virgin and a party at night, I'll try not to get too drunk, the Blackpool mob will be there so no promises...

Bleh...

~SpunkieMunkie — Sun, 28 Aug 2005 13:59:06 PDT

Well this was gonna be an upbeat journal until a few minutes ago when two people who I considered friends, well, one and the other just backed her up, decided to rub how much better they are in my noses and just generally get me down again. Yes, I know I live a shit life and I rarely get anything that is good quality, so when you get a new camera and rub it in my face that isn't very nice is it. Neither is telling me I don't "need" a new camera just because it's better than yours. Well the last time I checked I've been active on here since April 5th last year and all that time I've been craving for good tools, I get Photoshop which is a start then I get a relatively good camera to go with it. When that breaks why shouldn't I get a high-quality one? Just because yours isn't better than mine, just because it's something you can't rub in my face because my version's crap. So go back to your big house and sit with your loving family, don't give a second thought for me living with an alcoholic parent who couldn't care less about what happens in my life and sitting in this room that, in winter, almost turns me blue!

Fucking hell!

Right, now that rant's over... I was in Blackpool this weekend, and last time I was there I got drunk. Really drunk. I almost died But this time I stayed on alcopops and stayed sober. And I got some new friends... Woo It was all great fun until Nikita decided to drop my camera on the floor, now it's irreperable. Well, I can use it to take extremely close Macro shots, literally a few millimeters away from the lens... The optical lens broke off But I got a few shout from the party before it broke So have a look at a few

Oh, and incase you didn't read the first rant; my camera broke. Nikita (the blonde above) dropped it on the floor and the optical lens fell out... There's a pic of the aftermath here. [link] So don't expect any new deviations until I get my new camera. I'm getting a Nikon Coolpix 7600 Black eventually

GCSE RESULTS!

~SpunkieMunkie — Thu, 25 Aug 2005 11:18:15 PDT

WOOOOOOOO! I didn't fail anything! I got 8 A's in total, 4 for ICT, 2 for science, 1 for maths and 1 for English language (which I'm genuinely shocked at) and I got 2 B's for English literature, business studies and history

I'm so happy. My family and friends are proud of me and have shown support, and the likes of this is totally unknown to me, I've never felt happiness like this... Especially since I had 2 nightmares last night and woke up feeling sick at 5am...

I'm Such A Man-Whore

~SpunkieMunkie — Tue, 23 Aug 2005 03:50:30 PDT

So yeah... Well since my last journal I've done a bit of stuff, not that much though... Well I blew all my wages from working at my last, shitty job on a trip to Blackpool which was a bit of fun I went with Heelaroo and Lizzoo (we are the Oo-Croo!) but it was damn expensive! Argh, £7 to go on one ride! Extortionate. I could spent hours rambling on about how everything these days is overpriced but I won't... So enjoy this picture of me at the Blackpool Tower

Heh, well the day after that it was Oliver's party, there was a bouncy castle and lots of booze, I got punched in the testicle and kneed ~Salix02 in the boob... *cough* But I'm such a man-whore... See below

I slept so much the day after... 5am-10am, 4pm - 10pm and then 1am-8am...

Then I went shopping and got some cords, haven't worn them since I was about 5! Thought you might like to know...

Only 2 days to go until results! Aaaaah! I'll let you know how I do when I get them, I might be home either straight after I get them or the day after...

So Yeah...

~SpunkieMunkie — Wed, 10 Aug 2005 02:23:12 PDT

Well, it's been a while since my last journal entry, was some random thing about walking... Well since then I've been to a garden party at my mum's with the family and then took a looooooooong bike ride on a bike that hates me (yes, an inanimate object hates me, aren't I the popular one?) along the River Trent in Nottingham, watched some rowing and kayaking which was fun

Nothign much happened until my dad went to Blackpool to watch the darts, not very exciting but I had the house to myself for 8 whole days! I jsut did my usual thing of go online, red, watch TV etc. But one day I went swimming with Mark, Craig, Danny (:devdivided121 and Sarah (~petit-chou-fleur), Yas (~jazzman88) was gonna come but as usual she never turned up, typical transexual... Anyway it was a bit of a nightmare for me getting in, the woman who I gave my money to never gave me a ticket so the lifeguards nearly refused me entry, even though everyone else backed me up that I payed, then they brought some idiot who worked behign the counter to confirm if I payed and he said no, but they lifeguards didn't like him so they let me in... Turns out that Sarah had my ticket all along *rolls eyes*. It was funny in the changing rooms (or as I like to call it: "A Paedophile's Dream" because there are only 3 or 4 cubicles and they don't have curtains and, no matter that time you go in, there's always little kids naked, eww) because Danny couldn't get his shorts on, they got stuck just below his waste, that was amusing Heehee, fat boy Danny
Anyway I shouldn't laugh, my new shorts were too big around the waste and nearly fell down quite a few times... That's why I didn't go on the inflatable. And because I suck at front crawl a lifeguard asked me if I knew how to swim, cheeky git ¬_¬
Well after that everyone else played badminton whilst I rummaged through peoples' wallets and looked at their messages on their phone... Heehee. Almost nicked Mark's money too *angelic face*
Well after that me, Mark and Craig got the bus, a bird shit right above us and a speck landed on my bag and the rest on Craig's arm Heehee, bloody pigeons! *shakes fist*

Again, not much happening after that, but last week is one to forget...
Monday: Dad finds out there're jobs at The Mermaid (a local fish & chip restaurant & take-away) and nags me to go and ask them for a job, they give me it...
Wednesday: Health & safety induction at Mermaid, I had to put circle's around things that were unsafe or unhygenic... waste of an hour.
Saturday: First day at work, worked 9 hours! Lifted sacks of potatoes and made my back even worse, fried chips for over 4 hours and have blisters up my arms to prove it!
Sunday: Same again apart from I got to empty the bins
This Monday: I quit God that felt good
Now I just need to wait for Chris to help me fill in the River Island application, it helps having a friend work there I just hope I get the job... Yasmin and Sarah M (~Salix02) have applied there too, but they don't have a penis

Aaaaaanyway not much else to say, I got to tease Lee and Bob on webcam last night, well, not Bob. Lee has a gay admirer and it scares the hell out of him, but I know how feels, that guy used to be my gay admirer too... *shudders*

Right, as Danny says, I bet 99.9% of you don't care about this so I'll jut say that you all suck and see if that grabs your attention!! You don't all suck, just most...

Walking... Walking and Walking...

~SpunkieMunkie — Sun, 24 Jul 2005 10:20:10 PDT

Just walked up to Asda with Sarah (~petit-chou-fleur) to get some photos developed, then walked into Morley, then walked to the White Rose, walked around the White Rose, I bought 4 books and we walked home from the White Rose. I think we walked, on average, 2km/h... if that!
Got in just in time though, it's pissing it down now! I creamed Sarah at Mini punch and yellow car And we nearly collapsed a few times... AND THE NISSAN MICRAS ARE INVADING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Nothing much else to say... I'm le tiiiiiiired!

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Neglegent Parent, Back Ache & Llamas...

~SpunkieMunkie — Thu, 14 Jul 2005 09:23:40 PDT

Ugh, got woken up at 6am today by my cunt of a dad to go to the shitty Yorkshire show. Incase you can't tell by the cussing I'm not in the best of moods.
I've been wandering around in the heat all day with someone I hate. After him buying loads of beer and getting free samples of alcohol he decides that whatever I want to see doesn't matter, it's all about him and booze. But I've been used to being put second, well, third if you include sports, to alcohol, it's been that way since my mum left.
Some of you may know I've had major back problems for 2 or 3 years and I've had a constant back pain for a few months now... There are 2 types of back massagers there, one was £100 which was understandable why my dad didn't get me it, but the £20 made me feel better and he said he'd get me it, but guess what his excuse was... "I only have a £20 note and I'm not carrying it around all day!" This was said just after the merchant said you can buy now and collect as you leave and as we were about to leave so he had no reason not to buy me it, then he decides to go back to a fucking beer tent for another free sample! God I hate him.
I have a headache now and the fucking milks expired so I can't have any tea! I'm just eating Ben & Jerry's. Oh well, at least I'll have the whole weekend away from him and I get to see my good parent

And I met some llamas! I sang them The Llama Song and they joined in with me and had a merry ole time... God I hate life.

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Promness

~SpunkieMunkie — Mon, 11 Jul 2005 06:09:52 PDT

I had my prom on Friday! 'twas amazing! Had so much fun, shared a limo with ~petit-chou-fleur, ~Salix02, ~duveau23, ~121divided121, ~cecilblueberry and ~jazzman88. Was goooood fun I won some White Rose vouchers... but I didn't because they lost them <_< Bah.. Oh well, I danced to music I hate like dance, r&b and hiphop! Me and ~petit-chou-fleur did a shit dance that we saw 2 black people doing to Snoop Dogg at Live8... Rah.

My feet were hurting after though, before the prom I walked home from Wakefield because my loser friend doesn't know the way home on his bike <_< Made me walk with him, rar...

Then after the prom I went to Asda for photos developing (day after of course) and they said come back in an hour, so I bought a copy of Q and a bottle of water and lazed around in the carpark for an hour, came back; "Oh, they'll be another 5 minutes", came back in 5 minutes and some other guy says "They're just coming off the printer now." FFS if you print them last minute and I was one of the first customers of the day why not give me them after a 5 minute wait instead of an hour?! Rar...
I walked back home after that (Hopefully I'll get a firmer ass from all this walking ) and took a pic of a local carwash... named Mr Handjob... *cough*

Today I went to my mates house for a BBQ, it took ages to get it lit and 5 attempts cooking the chicken legs so they wouldn't give us salmonella... Then we never ate them. Then went to see Madagascar. God that's a shit movie, not even the penguins make up for it!

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Live 8 + Leeds = Sunburnt Maffoo

~SpunkieMunkie — Sun, 03 Jul 2005 08:00:21 PDT

Woo! Live8-ness! Went and watched it on a big screen in Leeds' Millenium Square with ~petit-chou-fleur and ~Salix02 and 3 other goons... It was amazing! There were drunken people falling over, drunken people singing, drunken people getting overly lovey-dovey, drunken girls with crooked melting noses. Fun. Everything there was way overpriced though! Didn't buy anything... Just stole Sam & Alex's candy floss ^_^
The sing-a-longs to Madonna, Snow Patrol, Travis, U2, The Who and some others were brilliant. A Bon Jovi one started but thye turned it off, damn Jonathan Ross...
I took loads of pictures but I can't be bothered putting them all up, if I have a dry spell of nothing to submit I might upload one or two, none with me on though, I got badly sunburnt and I look like Dr Zoidburg... But the Sarahs both got sunburnt too

Anyway, better get back to moisturising my lobster camouflage, don't wanna look liek this or be all peeling-ised at the prom on Friday! Oh god that is gonna be a weird day! Need to ring up and confirm the limo tomorrow. Better have got my deposit or it looks like I'll be walking...

Playlist
Song 2 - Blur
Time To Waste - Alkaline Trio
12:51 - The Strokes
In My Head - Queens Of the Stone Age
Strange & Beatiful - Aqualung (Thesong that best describes me
I Don't Want To Be - Gavin DeGraw (I got the album before Scott Mills!)
Are You Gonna Be My Girl - Jet
Teenage Kicks - The Undertones
Ride - The Vines
Human - Carpark North
The Nurse - The White Stripes
Feels Just Like It Should - Jamiroquai

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Leeds Day

~SpunkieMunkie — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 03:57:09 PDT

This morning I went to Morley and had a row with some stupid cow who ruined my plans for swimming, after half an hour walking round me, Emily, Mark, Craig and Jordan just walked off. When the lass walked down to my bus stop crying I rang my dad for a lift home (no busses for a while and I neede my swimming gear) and she was gonna go try stop Mark (who she obsessed over) to stay with her and go swimming, thankfully their bus came and she couldn't. Heehee.
So we went swimming in the end, played a games with a ball like volleyball with no net, water polo, keepy-up etc. Was fun, went in the bubble-less jacuzzi too and went on the slide loads of times.

Then I had to leave them early and meet ~petit-chou-fleur in Leeds to take some photos. The bus I got was so stupid, it took 1hour 19 mins to get from Wakefield to Leeds, might not mean anything to most of you but to the Yorkies it'll seem a lot... and it is! I read the whole of my NME magazine in that time and lost all feeling in my ass too many times!

Finally got there and had a subway, some Japanese immigrant was working there, couldn't understand a word he was saying... Then I had a wander around Leeds taking random shots and acting like a total tourist... punched ~petit-chou-fleur whenever I saw a Mini or a yellow car... Fun.
Here's a selection of the photos I took. And yes, I love the Lamborghini Gallardo

Update: You need to watch this video - Click Here
It's hilarious!!!

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Well Then

~SpunkieMunkie — Fri, 24 Jun 2005 14:07:22 PDT

Well, I've done 10 out of my 11 exams and I've been purposely coming on here less... Revising etc. Didn't work though, I got Freeview in my bedroom so I've been watching ABC1 all day

Well, my exams and how they went
English Lit: Fine... Even though I hate English
Science Paper 1: Erm, I think this went rather well
Maths Paper 1: EVIL!!!
English Paper 1: Fine. Got to slate the new look Nissan Micra
History Paper 1: Didn't revise enough <_<
English Paper 2: Fine... Didn't know the poems but I made it up.
Maths Paper 2: Eeeeeeeasssaaaaaaaaaaay!
Science Paper 2: Was alright, some stuff we hadn't been taught though
Business Paper 1: Got all but one question, I kept saying the right answer over in my head but just couldn't write it down. Got out of the exam and asked my teacher what the answer was and I was right, shame I never wrote it down... <_<
History Paper 2: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssa aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

Just got Business Paper 3 left, that's gonna be a bitch, grr...

Right then, what's going on in my life? Well on Father's day I had a great time, went to my auntie's for a meal for my grandad. Played with my baby cousin in the water.

I had Pimm's for the first time too, it's sooooo nice
On Tuesday all but one of my mates and I had their final exams so we went to a park and played on the swings like little kids, saw an ugy gay couple making out on the grass and played rounders. I got sunburnt and my friend Emily got sunstroke, fun times.
Just watching Big Brother now, god this new housemate thign is confusing... Ooh, a deer thing that can talk!!

Wish me luck for my exam on Tuesday, I'm really not prepared because I know nothing, damn my incompitant teacher...

Anyway, bored...

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I Have A Social Life

~SpunkieMunkie — Mon, 30 May 2005 11:06:00 PDT

Woohoo! I've widened my range of friends and now have a social life I'm proud of, I've been out everyday except today (well, I went to see my grandma but that doesn't count).
I went to a pool hall last night, well, got dragged there just so Heeley could score with a lass he fancies, god it's hilarious when people flirt and try to disguise it. Even funnier when they're thinking of stakes for a game and one comes up to you and says "Say a kiss!"
Anyway, they got off with each other in the doorway of Riley's...
And I'm still skint! I owe Heeley money for the pool and membership, rah! And for some reason o2 have started billing me for texts when I have 250 of my free texts left... Hmmmmmm.
Oh yeah, got a new phone too, yay! It's smexiful and sparkleh! Has a 2mp camera too *drools* - it's a Sony Ericsson K750i. So if you wanna text me or send me MMS (as dirty as you like, I'm not fussed) then you can note me for my number.

Anyway, buh-bye beehives!

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Lack Of Journals = One Long One

~SpunkieMunkie — Sat, 28 May 2005 09:14:59 PDT

Rah, I couldn't be bothered doing journal for every little thing that's happened this past week so I'll just write long one. I apologise for the crap typing in advance.
Last Weekend
I went oop into the Dales for my auntie's wedding, took lotsa photos etc, some of the countryside are in my gallery. I stayed at a hotel which was crap and small, there was a shit stain on the towels so I left my own little present for them
Then I went for a walk, I had no space on my memory cards so I didn't take any more nature-y pics. Then I went back to my Auntie's in Idle (I so wish I lived there with a name like that!), we watched a bit of Eurovision (yay...) and went out for a curry, the view from the window was an alley full of rats! Fun... Then we went back and watched the Eurovision results and went to bed. Next day I went home, my mum's GPS thought I lived at Meadowhall so we took the long route... Then can't remember what I did, I basicly did my usual thing of browsing, chatting and texting until Thursday

Star Wars
My geekish self and my geekish mate Joe went to see Star Wars Episode 3 on Thursday, it was okay but the highlight was the guy in the back row further on from us. He started bu having 3 joints washed down with cider then decided to wobble down the stairs... How random. Then I went to Subway and got a footlong

This weekend, things get a bit gay here... literally
Well I went to the cinema to see House Of Wax with Heeley, Dilly, Ian, Lizzy, Emma and Nicola. The film was bloody hilarious, me and Nic had to sit by ourselves after we were deserted but we didn't mind, we kept each other company When everyone was curling in horror when Paris Hilton got a giant pole through her head we were laughing Then we got cuddly etc etc.
The best thing was before we went in for the film; me, Dilly & Heeley got there about 2 hours early so we went looking for jobs. We got a few apps (nowhere we're actually gonna work) and we found these 2 "drunk" 15 year olds called Kimberley and Charlotte. I say "drunk" because they were clearly acting. They kept hugging and kissing us and told us how these men got them drunk at Meadowhall and shagged them on the train, the blonde went in the toilets while the brunette used the seat, an old man watched her and the bloke have sex while she got cum in her shoe. Yeah, that's a believable story... The blonde had a nice arse, Heeley spent all night saying "I wish I got her number!", even though he had loads of chances... and he's a man-slut. More on that story later.
Well after the cinema we walked through Wakey to the bus station, I asked Nicola out so after 18 months I finally have a girlfriend. Just means I'm gonna be skint so I'd better get a job ¬_¬
Friday Night - Here's the gay part
In Wakey bus station Me, Heeley, Dilly and Ian squashed into a photo booth, not an easy task, Heeley forgot his belt so his trousers ended up around his ankles. Lovely... That's the story of his life I suppose. We got the bus back to Heeley's and got chips and curry sauce from the chinese, ate it on a wall then finally went into Heeley's house. Went into his room and watched Spongebob Squarepants movie. Then not much happened really. We went to be and between the three of us was a single matress on the floor and a double bed, so me and Heeley shared the bed ¬_¬ Bad idea...
My head is weird, I can sleep without sleeping... I can sleep by having my eyes shut but remain in full consciousness. So I haven't been out of consciousness since Friday morning. I basicly stayed up and listened to snoring ¬_¬ Heeley can't keep still so I had to put up with him moving around all night, at one point he turned over and banged his forehead into mine and stayed there for half an hour, randomly walked out of the room and back in and said he had nowhere to sleep Sleep walkers are weird... Then the rest of the night he did the usual "try-and-sleep-in-every-position" thing, at one point he was half over me... *cough*
So in the morning we randomly rang people and left crazy frog on their voicemail and texted people. Pretty fun actually

mughan but I now own Yasmin's, Emma's, Sarah's and Oliver's boobs!

After that fun time I went for another one, went bowling after having pizza and we went on the arcade, my friend with a gay admirer played a game called "Ring Riders", no innuendo there I'm sure. More photos!

And then we all went to Claire's house We had a good time there but my camera died so I don't have any pics of that. But here's a group one in Leeds

That's all really except I'm a bit sad now, lots of people going bye bye
But at least when I get into 6th Form there'll be new people to meet, befriend, bite and scare off

Sorry for making this page take 3 hours to load
Lots More Pics Here

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Yargh!

~SpunkieMunkie — Tue, 10 May 2005 12:14:38 PDT

Rah, GCSEs on the horizon... Getting more and more depressed about them. I got an English essay that was a D- and my teacher said that if you don't get at least a C for English GCSE there's not a chance you can get into Uni. That really depressed me for the rest of the day.
But on the upper hand, Business studies was the best lesson I've had. Ever. Never thought I'd hear myself say that... To start off we wrapped a kid in clingfilm, sellotaped him to a chair and dragged him in a store cupboard, teacher walks in and we act normal, 5 minutes into the lesson he hears muffled screams from behind him. He wasn't amused. Then we steal the VCR and swap at with the computer keyboard, cling-filmed the teachers merit stamp & cup (didn't realise until he wasnted some coffee...). Then we stole the OHP (over-head projector). Was hilarious! Shame I'm gonna fail business studies though...

Rest of the day sucked, first lesson we had biology, no fun, last lesson I had dodgeball, too many chavs... and I had maths somewhere in between the depression, even less fun...

But now I'm home. I haven't been around here for a while . But I've got a new digital camera; a HP Photosmart M407. So expect more random crappilish photomographs

I only have 2 days of compulsary education. Time flies so fast, I still remember my first day of reception (like American kindergarten) and I had to stand up, say my name and twinkle around like a star, Mr Batty was ace

Doopedoo. Steph smells!

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I Am So Great

~SpunkieMunkie — Mon, 14 Mar 2005 09:04:16 PST

Woo! Got my ICT results back. Last year I got 72% which was a Merit and I was about 2 marks above the 2nd best person (I was the best, obviously!), I got my new results today of my 2nd exam. The 2nd best person got 67%... I got.... 90% !!! Go me! That's a distinction baby! Oh yes

Aaaanyway, on Friday I saw the school version of Les Miserable, was very good. I stupidly sat next to Sarah M (~ Salix02) who moaned at me for laughing... But Adam was hilarious, Master Of The House he is...
This weekend I did bugger all. I got Syberia and Moment of Silence, completed Syberia already, too easy and short. I'm still doing Moment of Silence but I simply can't be arsed trecking back across New York to get a photo of some guy...
Must read more too, simply can't be bothered.
I did that essay I was moaning about, the worst essay I've ever done but at least I'm caught up with English work now Shame I have work to do in all 3 sciences and business studies. Meh.
I plan on doing nothing else tonight but mess around. I went to see my grandma and she was proud of me for my result so she gave me about a tenner (like she normally does) and an extra £20 Thanks Grandma

Well, last time everyone moaned about me having a loooooong journal so I'll start doing a summary!

Summary
Got 90% - Distinction in ICT exam - best in school by 23%
Saw school play
Got 'Syberia' and 'Moment of Silence', completed Syberia
Finished English Essay
Got money for doing well in exam

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Quiz

~SpunkieMunkie — Sun, 13 Mar 2005 10:27:35 PST

Quick thing stolen from

Have you ever?
(X)=yes ( )=no

() snuck out of the house
() gotten lost in your city
() Seen a shooting star
(X) been to any other countries besides England
( ) had a serious surgery
( ) gone out in public in your pajamas
() kissed a stranger
(X) given someone of the opposite sex a made up phone number
(X) hugged a stranger
() been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
( ) done drugs
( ) given oral sex
(X) had alcohol
(X) felt isolated
(X ) laughed and had milk/coke/juice/water come out of your nose
(X ) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
( ) gotten a tattoo
( ) made out in an elevator
(X) swore at your parents
(X) kicked a guy where it hurts
( ) been in love
( ) been close to love
( ) been to a casino
( ) been skydiving
( ) written a song
( ) broken a bone
( ) been high
( ) skinny-dipped
( ) skipped school
( ) flashed someone
( ) seen a therapist
( ) done the splits
(X) played spin the bottle
( ) gotten stitches
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ) bitten someone
( ) been to Niagara Falls
(X) gotten the chicken pox
(X) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
( ) gotten a speeding ticket
( ) crashed into a friend's car if in a bike, shopping cart, skateboard, longboard
(X) fallen down a flight of stairs
( ) been to Japan
(X) ridden in a taxi
(X) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) had fun with someone of the opposite sex in the shower.
( ) had fun with someone of the same sex in the shower.
(X ) eaten a gallon of ice cream by yourself
( ) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(X) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
( ) stole something from your job
( ) gone on a blind date
(X) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(X) had something stolen from you
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) been to the US
( ) walked into the wrong class & sat thru the whole thing
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) written a love letter
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
(X ) gotten an autograph from someone famous (All the Kaiser Chiefs )
( ) had children
( ) written a bad cheque
( ) seen someone die
( ) did something cruel and unusual to a sibiling
(X) burped at a nice restrauant
( ) been to Africa
(X) Driven over 400 miles in one day
( ) killed someone
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
( ) tried to fail a class (Who needs to try?)
(X) Been on a plane
( ) gotten motion sickness
( ) seen the rocky horror picture show It's been on my Sky+ box for weeks, must see it sometime soon!)
( ) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
( ) been rejected
( ) been to a funeral
( ) proposed to someone
( ) eaten Sushi
(X) been suspended from school
( ) been snowboarding
( ) been moshing at a rock show
( ) been to a motocross race
( ) killed a pet
(X) started a rumor
( ) gone to college
( ) graduated college
( ) done hard drugs
( ) tried killing yourself
(X) taken pain killers
( ) loved someone and sincerely missed him/her
( ) loved someone so much it hurt

Well, rah. Wasn't that interesting... Looking at that I've done nothing with my life...

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Proper Grrr and Proper Bo!

~SpunkieMunkie — Wed, 09 Mar 2005 13:10:31 PST

Well, another good and bad journal entry, there are more good in it than bad but the bad has seriously pissed me off.

Well...
Yesterday
I went to Sarah's (~Salix02), was going to see the Kaiser Chiefs! But she was late getting ready because the thought it started at 8 when it started at 7! So we were 20 minutes late into the gig, we caught 'Oh My God', 'Time Honoured Tradition', 'I Predict A Riot', 'Na Na Na Na Naa' and another song I didn't recognise. It was amazing! Then they did a signing so I bought a copy of NME with their poster in to sign and I got the poster out of their album I'd bought. Ricky drew little boobs on himself heehee. He asked me how I was too, he wasn't like generic or anything, he was normal! Well, as close as possible.
In the queue for the signing me and Sarah met Sophie and Caitlin, we had a little chat with them and walked them to the train station then we went to Sarah's and I had to sleep in such an uncomfortable bed, I had a bar digging in my back all night...
Today
Well, went to school and what did I have first? English. Fuck. That's where everything goes downhill. I get moaned at for getting a B in coursework and exams, grr! B is good, it's a pass! I'm happy with it! I'm not good at English so get off my back you prick! (English teacher) Grr! So tomorrow I'll finish the essay off. I don't care if it's crap, it can be a 'U' for all I care! Anyway.
Then I had... what was period 2? Oh, Biology, nothing bad there. History was ok, I could actually be bothered answering questions, I think Mrs Hill was as surprised as me... ICT was odd, I listened to my iPod (as usual), Kaiser Chiefs of course! Someone got cocky with the teacher and lost his rag. He looks like Jimmy Carr btw! Then I had Maths which was basicly Maths, 2 girls got in a punch up outside so that was eventful.
But don't look at my school day as bad! After afternoon registration I was walking down the English corridor and you rememebr the little shit that spat on me from the bus? I saw him and stuck my foot out, he was rushing to form so he tripped up and landed flat on his face, hope he broke his nose. That'll teach the little shit!
I walked home with Becky, Chaddy and Jordon. Was as wexciting as it sounds. I left them all thinking, see if any of you can get the answer to the question I gave them; What's the biggest selling car of all time? Note me youe answer, don't post it here.
My Grandad came and measured me for a suit when I got home so I'll look smart for my Auntie's wedding Then I had my hair cut and my hairdresser styled it so I looked like I'd had an electric shock. Needed it cutting anyway, school photos tomorrow, argh!
Oh, and Mark's back to his "normal" (there are those pesky quotation marks again!) self, I'm a little peeved at him still and that fact he's hurt a good friend of mine too (~ petit-chou-fleur).
The Past
Over the past year or two lots of things have changed and it's just taken reading ~petit-chou-fleur's journal for me to realise some stuff. My attitude to school has slipped dramatically! Friendships have strengthened and weakened, I'm not as close as Emma as I was but we've been communicating more this week, I only speak to Tom in form and on MSN, I speak to Sarah M not as much but I did goto a concert with her... Sarah W, this time last year I barely spoke to her, December 2003 I didn't speak to her! Now there isn't a day when I don't. She's a great person to talk to and I'm glad she moved here. I don't know what I'd be like emotionally if she wasn't here.

Well, I've rambled for a bit so I might aswell wrap things up.
Toodles bee-hatches.

Oh, and go get "Employment" by the Kaiser Chiefs, it's amazing!

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petit-chou-fleur) relationship. Then he decides to be a cunt (sorry again) and say that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm ginger.
Well Mark, you're right baout something. It's cunts (and again) like you who always comment on that in a negative way that lowers my self confidence, meaning of course I'm not gonna get a girlfriend. Infact I haven't had a girlfriend since last January (and I regret ending that, last time I take dating advice from Tom...) mainly because of my lack of confidence, I basicly know that no-one's gonna fancy me, I'm always gonna be rejected and my life's just one big failure.
So thanks Mark.
The Spitter
And what a way to end such a happy, fun-filled school day. Walking home with ~petit-chou-fleur and ~Salix02, some annoying little 11-12 year old decides to spit at everyone from a bus window, that's just sick. I wish I had my phone, I'd take a pic of him and give it to the police and file assault, it's been done. But I've just reminded of myself when Mark got hit by a ham sandwich thrown from said bus last year. Take that you prick.

End rambling, transmission over. Life sucks. People suck. Must kill Mark and live in a colony with Becky and the Sarahs and become lesbians (once Sarah gives me her uterus)

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twiddles thumbs

~SpunkieMunkie — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 14:10:24 PST

Another weekend, another lack of things to do. Spent most of the day playing a crappy webgame... Fun. *Watches tumbleweed*

CSI has just finished, crap too, made a new group, not crap, Kaiser Chiefs kick arse! Click here bitches!

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Quiz Thing Stolen From Kate

~SpunkieMunkie — Sun, 27 Feb 2005 11:51:23 PST

Fill this in by putting a X in the square brackets that apply... so yeah!

In my little world, after dA went down 2 hours and 18 minutes after it was supposed to I played a bit of The Getaway: Black Monday, it froze again which meant me spending over 2 hours manually cleaning my PS2 was wasted the other night! So I played on Sims 2 for a few hours instead, I got high up in the Burglary career track and then got thrown out of a car and lost my job after the cops chased us Ah well, I went into the law enforcement career track, got promoted laods of times and I'm now in the Vice Squad! And I had a cold in the game aswell as in real life, how ironic... And I got engaged to some random person in the game, Nina I think her name is, a red head latino I'm surprised how much I look like my Sim! Apart from the fact he's an adult and has longer hair we could be twins... oh, and the fact he's not real and made of pixels...

Aaaaaanway, fill this in beehives!

WOULD YOU...
[] go out with me?
[] give me your number?
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[] watch a movie with me?
[] take me out to dinner?
[] drive me somewhere?
[] cut some rug with me?
[] take a shower with me?
[] be my bf/gf?
[] have a fling with me?
[] buy me a drink?
[] take me home for the night?
[] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[] give me a piggyback ride?
[] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?

D0 Y0U...
[] think im cute?
[] want to kiss me?
[] want to cuddle wit me?
[] want to hook up with me?

ARE WE...
[] aquintences?
[] friends?
[] in a relationship?
[] gonna have kids?

AM I...
[] smart?
[] cute?
[] funny?
[] cool?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
[] thought about me?
[] thought there might be an "us"?
[] thought about hookin up with me?
[] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[] wished i were there?

ARE Y0U...
[] done with this survey?
[] happy you know me?
[] mad at me?
[] thinkin bout me?
[] going to repost this so that i will return the favor?

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invisiPod!

~SpunkieMunkie — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 07:29:41 PST

It's been snowing for over 9 hours.... I'm cold... I'm wet... UGH!!!
I dropped my iPod in the snow today in the snowball war! I got it in time so there was no damage but my headphones are still oput there somewhere, white on white is not good!

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Rah!

~SpunkieMunkie — Sat, 12 Feb 2005 08:56:35 PST

Well, that was an eventful holday *cough* I spent most of my time in the appartment with the heater on reading. I can't believe it though, I finished a book in under a week! If you know me well you'll know that that's quite an achievement! However the entertainment at the hotel place was good, Ricky Francis his name was and he dressed up in drag as Tina Turner... Inflatable boobs and inflatable sheep with indents in their rear, funnily enough there were welshies in the room! And they were funny guys, along with 2 scouse women on the last night we had a huge paper plane fight which was one of the main highlights of the holiday. I spent most of it being bored and moody... boody! I love making up words But the safari with 3 girls and an old couple from Canda was fun, except the old Canadian woman sounded oddly like Jackie Stallone...
Once I got back the cold really hit me, damn Leeds Bradford Airport, they let you walk on one of those things that go right into the plane when you depart, but on arrival you get a crappy coach, infact it was more of a bus but with more standing space, oh well, we had them at Faro but there they were the width of 3 coaches!, imagine the fuel consumption!
Anyway I'm back and I've got a ton of coursework to do tomorrow, English essay about Wilkie Collins, History about Anti-Vietnam Protests (Which I'll do on Tues/Thurs, depending if I have history on Wednesday), a bit of my maths to change, damn algebra and I still need to finish off my physics. I'm sure I've got more to do but it's only Maths and English for Monday. I'm sure I'll get it done.
Lately I've just been drinkg lots (and I mean lots) of Lipton Ice Tea. It was more common than Coca-Cola and water in Portugal, drinking it now as I type! Mmmmmm! But I'm not gonna grow a mullet like it says on the advert...
As I said, I finished The Da Vinci Code, thought it was brilliant, best book I've ever read (did I mention I've read no more than 5 books in my life and only 1 of those wasn't for school... that took me over 18 months). I decided to get another of Dan Brown's books; Angels and Demons. It's as good as TDVC so far, some middle-eastern terrorist guy has stolen anti-matter and is planning to kill the 4 people who could be the new Pope and obliterate the Vatican! Oh my!
I got 2 new games for my PC!! I got Mafia which is like an olden day GTA and is just as good, and I got Playboy: The Mansion which is just comical! They have sex without taking their underwear off which is quite an achievement...

Anyway, I'm gonna get back to drinking Ice Tea!

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Holiday

~SpunkieMunkie — Thu, 27 Jan 2005 05:48:24 PST

Well, I'm being forced to spend a week in Portugal with my dad, I don't even want to go. So I won't be on until Friday 4th Feb With any luck my phone might produce some good quality photos I can post on here.
Incase you can't tell I'm not looking forward to this holiday, the fact that I'll get a fail for my maths coursework isn't improving my mood. Grrr.....

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New Site

~SpunkieMunkie — Sat, 22 Jan 2005 15:40:25 PST

Well, GTASP is coming out soon so I decided to remake GTAUnlimited. GTAUnlimited is my site I started late last year but forgot about once my comp broke.
[link] is the address, give it a look. I'll update often, promise
Also, can someone get me a small, sharp, crisp pixel font please? The one I have is pretty naff

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Halle-fricking-luyah!

~SpunkieMunkie — Fri, 14 Jan 2005 07:26:10 PST

Busted have finally split up! Thank god, this is so long overdue but Busted are no more! Yes!!!!!!
Source = [link]

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Flags

~SpunkieMunkie — Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:59:52 PST

Okay, so I got a big carried away on the flag/logo thingy front, sorry to all those watching me who'll have over '30D' in their message center when they log on...

Anyway, enough about them sour pusses! If you have any flag requests (or just want anything put inside the dA logo) just send me a note and I'll add it to the rest

And... YAY!!! The Chris Moyles show is back on the air!

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Free iPod?

~SpunkieMunkie — Sat, 08 Jan 2005 00:37:29 PST

Hmmm, Royal Mail just woke me up with a delivery, was the iPod I ordered from Amazon, the same iPod that it said it declined payment for and cancelled the order. Also TNT deliveries are coming in an hour with the iPod I ordered from Apple. Crap! 2 iPods! Dad not happy! But I'm gonna sent the Apple one back, so I've either payed £208 for it or I got it for free

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Happiness Wooooooooo!

~SpunkieMunkie — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 07:26:14 PST

Yaaaaaaaay! I got a note through my door from TNT (Those delivery people) and it says the sender's name is Apple, which means I'm getting my iPod tomorrow Shame noone was in today or I could have it now Oh well, they're sending it tomorrow.
In other good news I got 2 N64 games courtesy of my loverly friend Kim (* Valensin), Zelda OOT and Conker's Bad Fur day. I can have fun playing on my old console again And I saw a fight today, not like pushing and shovign 2 people started htiting each other in the face etc. But Jonothan Cowling deserves it, he's one of the biggest arses in the school...

I'm happy again, wooooooo! But I'm bloody exhausted, circuit training in PE and Bush had a nipple erection

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Quizzy Thing

~SpunkieMunkie — Tue, 04 Jan 2005 12:56:22 PST

Q: What color is most reflective of you?
A: Heliotrope, it sounds funny///

Q: What time were you born?
A: 12.15am

Q: Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
A: No

Q: What color underwear are you wearing?
A: Navy

Q: Do you want a baby?
A: Yeah, I could do with a slave I don't need to pay...

Q: What does your mom do for a living?
A: Erm... I think she works in a bank, I'll have to get back to you on that.

Q: What does your dad do for a living?
A: Drinks... but he works somewhere in Leeds, think I care?

Q: What is your pet's name?
A: Jiggy & Zippy

Q: What color are your bedsheets?
A: South Park coloured

Q: What was the last concert you attended?
A: Erm...

Q: Who was with you?
A: Erm...

Q: What was the last movie you saw?
A: Errrrrrrrrr. Donnie Darko?

Q: Who do you dislike at the moment?
A: Max, pisses me off grand!

Q: What food are you craving right now?
A: Anything!

Q: Did you dream last night?
A: Don't think so

Q: What was the last tv show you watched?
A: How Clean Is Your House?

Q: What is your fave piece of jewelry?
A: Don't have anything 'cept my watch

Q: What is to the left of you?
A: A bed

Q: What was the last thing you ate?
A: Chocolate Digestives

Q: Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?
A: Emmer

Q: Who was the last person of opposite sex you talked to?
A: Kim *waves back*

Q: What shampoo do you use?
A: Head & Shoulders for Men

Q: When was the last time you cut your hair?
A: November I think

Q: Are you on any meds?
A: No

Q: Do you have a mental disease?
A: I'm special, they haven't found a cure yet. I was thinking of naming it Spunkitis...

Q: What shirt are you wearing?
A: School shirt, I slept from getting home 'til abotu now so I haven't got changed yet.

Q: What time is it?
20.55

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Ach! Noo!

~SpunkieMunkie — Mon, 03 Jan 2005 12:16:02 PST

Aaaargh! School tomorrow! Feeling bad now, gotta get up at 7am No more lie ins for me for a logn time. But at least I've no last minute homework to do, just some history but I can do that tomorrow night. I don't wanna go back, means I have to see my manbeast of a form tutor with her ugleh piercings! Better eget my planner signed now. Ugh again.
And ugh once more, Amazon declined my dad's payment for my iPod 'cos he put Mr J instead of his full first name on the credit card bit, how stupid can you get?! Anyway, he said we'd go get one from shops later today (this was about midday) but he went shopping to Asda, then he went to the pub and got drunk so he couldn't drive. Little does he know that everywhere will most likely be out of stock! Argh! Well, we all know where I lie on his list of priorities...
I DON'T WANNA GO BACK!!

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Flappy Shoe Beer

~SpunkieMunkie — Sat, 01 Jan 2005 09:57:12 PST

Ugh, I thought I'd be the most originalest person on dA and make a journal entry about the new year < /sarcasm>
I'm really tired now, I had half a keg of WKD to myself and didnt get to sleep 'til about 11am today. The party was okay but this one "friend" didn't know when to stop and got pissed out of his head. Absolutely stupid, he complained he couldn't see straight and then he drank MORE. Worst of all they drank my Dooleys
The house is a mess but oh well, iPod tomorrow hopefully. And I just realised it's like 3 days until we're back at school. Not long enough, we need an extra week.

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New Year Party

~SpunkieMunkie — Fri, 31 Dec 2004 09:43:38 PST

Wooo! New Years Eve! Got all my beer and a keg of WKD ready, mates will be round soon. I just hope it snows like last year, but I really doubt that.
Fun fun fun. Happy new year all!

BTW, if you're bron between 21st March and 19th April join my latest group - ~ AriesDeviants

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iPod! W00tness!

~SpunkieMunkie — Thu, 30 Dec 2004 09:21:47 PST

iPod!!!! Wooohooooo! I got my dad to order me an iPod from Amazon today, yahooo! We trundeled round shops for hours and everywhere was out of stock. Crap. But then we bought booze for me and mates on new years eve, a keg of WKD
Plus there's another new group in my footer, if you like Muse I encourage you to join!

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Happy Days & 1000 Pageviews!

~SpunkieMunkie — Wed, 29 Dec 2004 14:56:02 PST

Yay, my life's getting back on track I've just had an amazing weekend, last night was best night of my life!
Just find out that tomorrow I'm going to get an iPod and loads of booze for new years eve! Yaaay!

Yaaaaay! Finally got 1,000 page views

Bored Again

~SpunkieMunkie — Mon, 27 Dec 2004 05:25:58 PST

I'm bloody bored I am. Dad's decided to get me a present after all but only in the cheap of the sales. He owuldn't go yesterday or today! There goes my chance of getting an iPod before new year!
Yesterday I added a deviation the some weordos liked, fun fun fun. I met more peoples on the Chatbox who are mostly normal, RadicalPuppy4's a bit of a fruit cake, slut too.
I updated my journal header, old one was a bit big and this is nice and small, updated avatar to, now it has a monkeh
Today I became part of a group, my first one too

Quizeroony

~SpunkieMunkie — Sun, 26 Dec 2004 10:25:15 PST

Answer these here questions beehives!

Anwer these questions, BITCH
. Who are you?
. Are we friends?
. When and how did we meet?
. Do you have a crush on me?
. Would you kiss me?
. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
. Describe me in one word.
. What was your first impression?
. Do you still think that way about me now?
. What reminds you of me?
. If you could give me anything what would it be?
. How well do you know me?
. When's the last time you saw me?
. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
. How have I affected you?
. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
. How long do you think we will be friends?
. Do you love me?
. Would you hug me?
. Physically, what stands out?
. Emotionally, what stands out?
. Do you wish I was cooler?
. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
. Am I lovable?
. What do you think my weakness is?
. Do you think I'll get married?
. What makes me happy?
. What makes me sad?
. Do you think I could kill someone?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
» I died from suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Mannerisms:
» Family:

WOULD YOU:
» Be my friend?:
» Have sex with me?
» Lie to make me feel better?:
» Spread rumors about me?:
» Keep a secret if I told you one?:
» Loan me some cash?:
» Hold my hand?:
» Take a bullet for me?:
» Keep in touch?:
» Try and solve my problems?:
» Date me?:
» Love me?:

White Christmas

~SpunkieMunkie — Sat, 25 Dec 2004 15:13:57 PST

Merry Christmas Everybody!!
I just awoke to find it had snowed last night and we officially hve a white christmas! It's my first one ever, yaaay!
Anyway, I got a guitar, underwear, chocolate and money. Don't know how much money yet but I think I've got all that I'm getting...

Once again, happy holidays!

Christmas sucks. My dad got me no card, no present, not even a "Merry Christmas". He's such an ass! I hate the fucker! Argh! I feel so unwanted. My mum spends £135 on a guitar and he does fuck all!

Raaa

~SpunkieMunkie — Wed, 22 Dec 2004 07:53:00 PST

Nothing to say, nothing to do. So bored!!! But look at my new header ^_^

Raaa!

~SpunkieMunkie — Tue, 21 Dec 2004 08:55:43 PST

Harro! Sorry I've been gone a long time, my comp broke and I got a new one a few weeks ago and generally forgot about this place and all the fruitcakes around... So I'm back, yeah!!

Number Thing Stolen From Fifty7

~SpunkieMunkie — Mon, 30 Aug 2004 05:30:31 PDT

<>Thirteen random things you like:
01) Pizza
02) Cheese
03) Pr0n
04) Music
05) Movies
06) My mummy
07) Computer
08) Tinternet
09) Leeds Rhinos
10) XBOX
11) PS2
12) Mobile
13) Mates

<>Twelve good movies:
01) Green Mile
02) Shrek
03) Shrek 2
04) Kill Bill
05) i, Robot
06) The Matrix
07) The Matrix Reloaded
08) South Park: BLU
09) Parole Officer
10) Not Another Teen Movie
11) Dodgeball
12) The Shining

<>Eleven good bands/artists:
01) Muse
02) Keane
03) The Strokes
04) The Killers
05) The Libertines
06) Franz Ferdinand
07) Jet
08) The Darkness
09) Razorlight
10) The Hives
11) Rolling Stones

<>Ten things about you ... physically:
01) Short, blondey/ginger hair
02) Freckles in summer
03) Blu eEyes
04) Couple of spots here and there
05) (apparantly) a perfect bite (teeth)
06) Invisible eyelashes
07) Tall (compared to Emma)
08) Short (compared to Dave)
09) Skinny
10) Pale

<>Nine good friends:
01) Emma
02) Tom
03) Sarah M
04) Sarah W
05) Baker
06) Danny K
07) Stotty
08) Dilly
09) Kim

<>Eight favorite foods/drinks:
01) Cheese
02) Pizza
03) Chicken Tikka Masala
04) Pepsi Max (love the ad, mu cha mu cha mu cha cha!)
05) Apple Tango
06) Chip Butty
07) Waffles
08) Pop tarts

<>Seven things you wear daily:
01) Hair Gel
02) Boxer Shorts
03) Jeans
04) Belt
05) Socks
06) Tee shirt
07) Watch?

<>Six things that annoy you:
01) Stupididity
02) OTT Campness (remember MArco from BB5?)
03) Backstabbers
04) Townies
05) Chavs
06) People who like dance music and come from Manchester and moon my sister on webcam (yes you Owen!)

<>Five things you touch everyday:
01) Keyboard
02) Mouse
03) My Hair
04) TV Remote
05) *cough*

<>Four shows you watch:
01) Nip/Tuck
02) Erm, Family Guy
03) Without a Trace
04) The Olympics, but they've finished now. So... I might watch The L Word on Wednesday, it's like Sex & The City but with lesbians.

<>Three places you go regularly:
01) Bathroom
02) Bed
03) School *sigh*

<>Two of your favorite books:
01) Erm, I'm reading Christine by Stephen King
02) Not a book but Q Magazine

<>One person you want to see right now:
01) Emma, she's got alcohol at her house right now, but I can't gor for another half hour

Matt's Craptacular Journal

~SpunkieMunkie — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 08:08:24 PDT

Man, I'm bored! But it's still better than school, stupid GCSEs! Just decided to randomly drive around Vice City in an FBI Rancher for no apparant reason. Just finished watching the first series of the Sopranos, gonna start watching series 2 later when I can be arsed.
I'll close with a list of random weirdos that I met in random alleys behind shut down brothels in Wakefield.

A Random quiz

~SpunkieMunkie — Mon, 16 Aug 2004 08:01:50 PDT

I'm not in the best of moods so I'll do this random quiz.

Name = Matt Garforth.
Piercings = None
Tattoos = None
Height = 5'9"
Shoe Size = 8/9
Hair Color = Ginger/Blonde
Length = Short
Eye Color = Blue
Siblings = 3 Step Sisters
LAST...
Movie You Rented = Never rented films
Movie You Bought = Went to see Bourne Supremacy at cinemas (crap!)
Song You Listened To = Franz Ferdinand - Darts of Pleasure
Song That Was Stuck In Your Head = Strokes - Last Night
CD You Bought = Strokes - Room on Fire
CD You Listened To = Franz Ferdinand (on my XBOX though, does that count?)
Person You've Called = Erm...... *checks phone* Ah yes, I pranked Rob Griz last week.
Person That's Called You = *checks phone* My irritating father
TV Show You've Watched = Takeshi's Castle xD
Person You Were Thinking Of = Myself. I'm the only person in the room

DO...
You Have A BF Or GF = No
You Have A Crush On Someone = No
You Wish You Could Live Somewhere Else = Anywhere but Tingley. It's a shit hole. I want to live with my mum.
You Think About Suicide = Yeah, just to get away from my fucking dad and the assholes that live locally (not you Emma!)
You Believe In Online Dating = Nope, pointless
Others Find You Attractive = Nope
You Want More Piercings = Haven't got any anyway, but Kim wants me to do my eyebrow
You Drink = Yeah
You Do Drugs = No
You Like Cleaning = Ugh, no!
You Like Roller Coasters = Love 'em!
You Write In Cursive or Print = Huh? I'll just say print.
You Carry A Donor Card = I'm 15....

FOR OR AGAINST...
Long Distance Relationships = For
Using Someone = Against *cough*Jenny Mason*cough*
Killing People = For. But only if they deserve it or if they're in pain and want you to
Teenage Smoking = Against
Doing Drugs = Against
Premarital Sex = For
Driving Drunk = Against
Gay/Lesbian Relationships = For I suppose, it's their choice
Pop Music = NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AGAINST! I CONDEMN THEE!

FAVORITE AT THE MOMENT...
Food = Cheese
Song = Reptilia, it is lodged in my head firmly!
Thing To Do = Lay in bed for hours with no worries
Thing To Talk About = Random things
Sports = Rugby (to watch, I'm too lazy to play anything)
Drinks = Dr Pepper
Clothes = Jeans
Movie = Depends what mood I'm in
Band/Singer = Muse/Strokes/Franz Ferdinand
Holiday = Australia, but without my dad
Cars = Lamborghinis

HAVE YOU...
Ever Cried Over A Guy = Erm, no....
Ever Been In A Fist Fight = Yeah, but then Tom got his handbag out
Ever Been Arrested = Got cautioned for "loitering"

WHAT...
Shampoo Do You Use = Head & Shoulders for men
Facial cleanser Do You Use = A bar of soap....
Perfume Do You Use = Lynx?
Shoes Do You Wear = Adidas Lawsuit II, they're like Vans but in my price range
Are You Scared Of = Blind people. Might sound weird but ever since that Tales of the Crypt film when the blind people gang up and kill that posh guy, scary shit....

NUMBER...
Of feet/inches your closet is wide = Fuck knows, I'm trying to convince my cheapass dad to buy new ones.
Quantity of space your clothes fill in your closet = Most of it. But most are old and don't fit
Of Times I Have Been In Love = None really
Of Times I Have Had My Heart Broken = Again, none
Of Hearts I Have Broken = Again none, I think Sara got over me
Of Continents I Have Lived In = 1
Of Drugs Taken Illegally = None
Of People I Would Classify As True, Could Trust With My Life Type Friends = Emma, and maybe Danny, Stotty and Baker, they're okay I suppose.
Of People I Consider My Enemies = Most of people under 17 in Tingley, half of woodkirk High School, my dad
Of Times My Name Has Appeared In The Newspaper = Once or twice, when I had my face painted as a tiger
Of Scars On My Body = None really, I heal really fast
Of Things In My Past That I Regret = Choosing to live with my dad instead of my mum. Being friends with an absolute slag for so many years

FAVORITE...
Scent = Iono?...

Happy Day!

~SpunkieMunkie — Sat, 14 Aug 2004 15:55:23 PDT

Woooooo! I'm a bit giddy today! I've had a McFlurry AND a KFC Avalance with Joosters on top! Mmmmmmm, Joosters!
Anyway, today I went to Wakefield and did things in this order:
°Went to Pizza hut, had some weird garlic thing with BBQ dip. Danny and Baker shared a pizza. Stotty ate a napkin and became a world class bender (at bending forks you silly gooses!)
°Went to Dixons to look for Mike, not there
°Went to see Shrek 2 (again)
°Went to KFC, had an Avalanche. Dann and Baker had a mga bucket, I made lots of friends for Stotty. Turns out the Colonel in KFC on the napkins is a very funny guy, especially when there's 50 of him!
°Went to Dixons and pissed off Mike
°Went to B&Q, got kicked out. Decided to leave Danny without telling him and head to McDonalds. He rings my mowbly and is not very happy!
°Had a Toffee Crisp McFlurry and went bananas
°Went to Toys 'r' Us and got Danny, Stotty and Baker to pose in very fetching Bob the Builder hats (pic coming soon) then randomly left.
°Went to PC World for no apparent reason
°Saw Bourne Supremacy, thought it was utter bollocks!
°Left Baker on a street corner (he has to work ) while me, Danny and Stotty went to get a bus
°On the bus there was a weird guy with bad BO and a lighter that he kept lighting and it played weird noises. Then he started saying random things about privet hedges to Danny. I couldn't help but laugh but I had trouble because I was holding my nose to keep myself from passing out on the count of the bad body odour! Icky-poo

Anyway, I got home about half 8. Was a fun day out. Check dA and my friend Dan got through his operation and is a-okay Wippee! I've just had a bath and it's pretty cold sat here in nothing but a towel and a smile

Meep meep! Later days!

Oh yeah, I found loads of funky new San Andreas stuff on IGN and Gamespot, very swish!

Spending My Hard Earned Pennies

~SpunkieMunkie — Tue, 10 Aug 2004 09:59:15 PDT

Gah, I decided to upgrade my deviantART account to be a subscriber, ahd to dish out 1,699 of my hard earned pennies Oh well, means I can show my friends list with noone worthy of being friends on
Sorry for the massive over hoal of deviations the other day, so far just one to day and I can't see me doing anymore. And why do people in Asda give you weird looks when you take random pictures of cucumbers and queues at tills.... Later days!

Bit Overboard...

~SpunkieMunkie — Sat, 07 Aug 2004 15:42:15 PDT

I think I went a bit overboard on the deviations today. I decided to go through my 'My Pictures' folder and take my camera phone into the garden and take pics of the cats. So far I've made 16 deviations today, and this journal entry is for the people who have me on deviantwatch, over 17 new messages when you get on
I'll definitely be adding more tomorrow so clear your inboxes

Meep

~SpunkieMunkie — Tue, 03 Aug 2004 15:27:17 PDT

How do? I decided to actually use this account that's been lingering around since the day before my 15th birthday. So meh, I added a couple of stuff and got my first comments and first deviant to be added to someones favourites More to come.