http://search.deviantart.com/?q=by:Squire-Muldoon&section=today deviantART RSS for by:Squire-Muldoon en-us Copyright 2009, deviantART.com Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:00:32 PST deviantART.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://s.deviantart.com/minish/widgets/apple-touch-icon-precomposed.png http://Squire-Muldoon.deviantart.com/journal/28362290/ http://Squire-Muldoon.deviantart.com/journal/28362290/ Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:33:05 PST He was a god.

I, on the other hand, looked exactly as I did when my head hit the pillow: Navy blue/bleach stained shirt, pink yoga pants that not only give away your pantyline, but tells everyone the color of your undies too! There was not a bra to be seen, so it looked like I was smuggling two half deflated speed bags from a gym. I was a vision.

So dreams are strange and therefore MUST include strange dialogue:

Dreamboat: "Yeah I don't believe in fairy tales."

Speed Bag Smuggler: "Well I do! That's why I've gotta fold down these bags!" (WHAT?! Then again I'd say something stupid like that)

So before any more words are exchanged, Gorgeous makes this really weird face and bends down, patting his knees.

"Come here Tiger! Come here Tiger! Come here Tiger..." And so on.

So my simple mind is trying desperately to figure out why everything is dissolving around me, when it dawns on me! Daddy's on the porch at 3am calling out to the very cat that stole my heating pad before I crashed! WHY PAPA?! WHY DO YOU DO THIS?! I love my daddy, but he has the world's WORST timing.

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stole an idea from her friend that I am stealing from her because I'm original like that. They're both making and giving out h-h-holiday cards!
And so is I! So if you want one, follow the instructions:

Send me a note with your address.
Or you can send and e-mail with it to squire_muldoon(at)att(dot)net
I don't give out my IM cause I'm never on it so this line is irrelevant
And I don't mind receiving cards either! I'll give you mine if you give me yours!

And I'm getting lazy, so for FAQ see 's journal here [link] AND! You're guaranteed your card to be on time so long as you ask two weeks before the holiday, so thar!

]]> ~Squire-Muldoon http://Squire-Muldoon.deviantart.com/journal/28139703/ http://Squire-Muldoon.deviantart.com/journal/28139703/ Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:32:42 PST __> I guess I kind of forgot. !!!ANYWAY!!! It was a blast and my feet are killing me, still, but it was really worth it. Next year I think I'll bring more than $100 spending money. .-__.- Yeah, specially since I spent most of it on bingo night and fewd...BUT I DIGRESS!

SO! My brother has just informed me that there will be and "Ed, Edd N Eddy" Marathon followed by the MOVIE "Ed, Edd N Eddy's Big Picture Show" YAAAAAAAAAAAY!! Pull back the nerdiness Linda, pull it back.

Before the con I had such low energy; all I was doing was sleeping all day. BUT NOW I feel as if I've been born anew! ENERGY CRISIS AVERTED!! Maybe I can finish Lea's KariSaku picture that I've been neglecting for months and months...and maybe get back to that fairy portrait that's been sitting around for a year or two. Yeah I really need to work on something.

So that's what's going on in the oh so non-eventful life of me!

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I've been sick since Monday. Whatever I have isn't being very nice. My nose is stuffy, I gots a sore throat, I've been coughing all day today. I feel like . Almost every night this week I've had a fever, at least I think it's a fever...I can't find the thur-moh-meeter. I sweated so much last night I thought I'd pissed myself. Every time I hear a once happy jingle on the TV, it sounds warped and creepy because, thanks to blowing my nose, my ears are plugged and the left one makes everything sound all robotic. So I'm half way through my bottle of NyQuil and praying I don't gotsted teh swine flu...

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Anywho, I've been obsessing over this guitar player recently...NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!! Big burly guy with long black hair...#7 from Slipknot. I swear to Bob, he's Nathan Explosion's twin cept for the beard...well I just wanted to let you all know that I would do illegal things to that fella, yessiree!

So that's what's up in my nonexistent life!

LAYTAH!!!

PFFFFFFFFF! Oh yeah! You guys...you have some sperm dere, it's...

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No but seriously! I met someone! Went out with him today and it's like...instant connection! FFFFFffff!! You guys, I'm like all giddy and stuff. He's really amazing. *gush gush so on and such* I gots mah first kiss today too. It was like "hhhhwaaaaawwh!" As things develop, I'll gush some more.

But....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

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.......SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

(Oh and I'm talking about that show Deadliest Warrior, though you really can't count on the show's accuracy, but Spartans kick ass no matter what. They're epic winners against anyone...betch)

]]> ~Squire-Muldoon http://Squire-Muldoon.deviantart.com/journal/23273295/ http://Squire-Muldoon.deviantart.com/journal/23273295/ Wed, 18 Feb 2009 14:55:19 PST
So, lyke, I've been writing Jason Voorhees smut and posting it on a certain website, which I shan't name. I refuse to defile your pure little minds with my bizarre world of undead monsters and girls that like'em. However! I may make a comeback in art by illustrating certain parts of the story! Not THOSE parts though, but as far as you can go on this site. So no poarn. Besides, I don't know what sex looks like....>__> Never seen it before in my life! I swear! *kicks DVD entitled "Long Johns" under bed* My conscience is clean, so I dunno what you're talkin bout.

But before all this can take place, I gotta get serious about drawing and whatnot. I figure instead of comic books, maybe my short attention span will allow me to compile some original SHORT (and I stress that with cap locks) stories and illustrations and make lyke fairytale novels for a more mature audience!

"Look at the pictures mommy!"

I'll probably posting doodles and moar crap art for the next few months, but practice makes perfect...if you believe that malarkey! I DO!

Signed,
Lindar the Incredible

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They probably said something, I just don't pay attention...

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