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Commissions??? Shirts, arts, bookmarks, masks - I'm cheap and negotiable. I want you to take advantage of me.



Trade Status (the same):
A lot of them, not enough time. I'LL GET THERE. Also I NEVER SAY NO.

(HINT: if you do yours first I'll feel obligated to do mine quicker)

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/27795658/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/27795658/ Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:02:46 PDT I have work 4 days, closing and caking.
It's cold. :C
I have like fifteen pictures to colour.
I am working on music for my band.
I started doing bleach shirts again.

I'm being Perry the Platypus for Halloween!
What are YOU going to be?

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/27013576/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/27013576/ Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:26:07 PDT
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I AM WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

IT HAS "FABULOUS" AND "AIN'T GOT RHYTHM" AND OH MY GOD EVERY OTHER SONG THAT I LOVE

I AM SO FLIPPING EXCITED.

Also, wrote a fanfic last night. It's on y-gallery.

Probably going to write more!

GOTTA DRAW MORE STUFF GFHHHFHGJHJ

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/26437915/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/26437915/ Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:35:50 PDT I HAVE WORK TOMORROW
IT'S GETTING LIGHT OUTSIDE

AND THE SHIP'S GOING DOWN
ALL ON ACCOUNT OF THE WEATHER
THOUGH WE'LL DROWN THERE'S NO NEED TO FROWN
'CAUSE WE'RE ALL GOING TOGETHER

finished LOST season one.

I have a hypnotist character named Travis November, who you have not met.

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/26001999/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/26001999/ Fri, 17 Jul 2009 08:31:55 PDT
Guess my favourite fruit and I'll draw you something.

OR YOU CAN DRAW ME SOMETHING FOR FREE, AND THAT WOULD BE NEAT FOR EVERYONE

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/24978507/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/24978507/ Sat, 30 May 2009 20:36:59 PDT [link]
I realized that NOT EVERYBODY is aware of this website, and that is a MISTAKE.
anyway...

So thanks DA, poor people can't afford to make polls apparently, so HERE:

YOU WANT ME TO DRAW:

Something BLOODY
Something PORNOGRAPHIC
More Zombies YOU DON'T DO ENOUGH ZOMBIES
More Doctors YOU DON'T DO ENOUGH MEDICAL
Popular Fanart IF YOU DON'T COMMENT AND SPECIFY, I SWEAR TO GODS
Obscure Fanart DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID ABOUT THE COMMENTING
WRITE SOMETHING FOR ONCE what a champ
Something...uhh....NOT bloody or horrible, maybe?
I DON'T CARE, JUST DRAW SOMETHING, I'M DYING OVER HERE!!
NEVER DRAW AGAIN

Now I realize this can't be blind voted like a poll should be, but I want HONEST ANSWERS, PEOPLE >:C


Also: uhh....you're getting bloody stuff soon anyway, hahahaha

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/24599419/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/24599419/ Tue, 05 May 2009 10:57:37 PDT [link]

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Also, who wants to buy shirts/art/food from me? :]

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/24257200/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/24257200/ Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:36:08 PDT
JOURNAL COMMENCE

So, why don't chubby or fat or even normal looking girls have DA accounts full of pictures of themselves wearing almost nothing?

I am so sick of looking at the same perfect body and face over and over again, in these self-centred narcissistic fetish portraits all over this ART site.

With every comment saying something about lighting or composition to try and disguise the OMG YOUR SO FUCKING HOT behind their words.

I want to post pictures of myself, to hear the people say things in disgust or confusion or concern.

Or I want to hear the silence where their compliments would be if I looked exactly like every other girl.

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/23866590/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/23866590/ Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:35:06 PDT
Tom Lehrer is a fucking genius, and I love him.
"Bash in my brain, and kick me once again, and make me scream in pain, and say we'll never part.." <3

I want The Dirty Shame's only album, Smog Cutter Love Story, SO BAD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

I really really want to make masks, like, of paper mache I suppose.

I've started four drawings in the last hour and not finished ANY OF THEM YET

I have more Valentine's Day art than normal art in my new sketchbook, and you haven't seen ANY OF IT

Oh yeah, also Finals this week, and I really really want a new job.

PLEASE COMMISSION ME FOR ART AND SHIRTS AND STUFF

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/23506936/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/23506936/ Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:56:19 PST
Also, the things I draw are not getting past the ballpoint pen stage, so sorry about that. And I know you all don't want to see abused children anyway.

And I just got back into Invader Zim and JTHM, so expect fanart that isn't too HORRIBLE (I hope) for those two pathetically abused Vasquezian works.

Also, I really, really enjoy handcuffs.

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/23100496/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/23100496/ Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:21:17 PST That's why I usually don't even bother with them, I go through them too quickly. :[ But at least I have spongebob band-aids. :]

Anyway, I got a pair of awesome red-lensed goggles, so now I can explore the MIND.

Also, MIDTERMS.

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/22435655/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/22435655/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:48:30 PST School starts again next week.
GIVE ME ART REQUESTS

You're Missing Out if you're not watching my scraps. seriously. I put a lot of crap there.

also, BUY SHIRTS, EVERYONE, I AM EVEN MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN BEFORE AND I CAN DO ANYTHING

Also, Psychonauts. Sasha. Holy hell. Rabbit butchery. Oh my gods.

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/21133784/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/21133784/ Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:23:35 PDT [link]
Go buy some.

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/20504949/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/20504949/ Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:19:14 PDT
Finals are this/next week, and I have still not done all my homework. FUCK.

New employee at work - Gay porn star. AWESOME. Also, marshmallow flavour ice cream.

And I have an amazing boyfriend now. :>

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/20260404/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/20260404/ Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:00:41 PDT


also, do your fucking homework.

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]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/19176683/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/19176683/ Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:22:32 PDT
I'M DRIVINK, AM A DRIVER!

I AM HOW YOU SAY, RUSSIAN GUYOVICH!

CANNOT HELP MYSELF - IS MADDENINK!

BORIS TELL ME ABOUT HOW HE POUND HIS MEAT ALL DE TIME!
http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/19107746/ Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:00:37 PDT
SEVEN HOUR DELAY.

but I'm home now. And there will be drawings, because THIRTEEN HOURS ON A PLANE.

I LOVE YOU

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/18894338/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/18894338/ Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:08:29 PDT American Gods any faster, because at this rate I won't have a book to read by the next flight in five days.

Oh hey, I'm in Canada. I drove through Detroit. <3

Going to see in five days!! VERY EXCITED.

I should draw, though. All I've been able to do is Usavich cops and MSI faggots.

I have a cold.

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/18671405/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/18671405/ Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:00:58 PDT
I learned fruit carving, but I need me some fancy tools. Go look at my scraps, eh?

oh, and I got this from , 's little sibling.

Leave your name and:
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest/funniest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
8. If I do this for you, you (may want to) do this on yours.

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/18408121/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/18408121/ Mon, 19 May 2008 23:42:46 PDT
1) Do you like blue cheese?
I AM A CHEF - I LOVE ALL FOODS, ESPECIALLY CHEESES AND ESPECIALLY THE SMELLY ONES.

2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
No I have not.

3) Do you own guns?
I would love to buy a nice revolver or a handgun at some point, but no bullets. I just like that idea of having one.

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
We dont have Sonic here, you cock. Also, I work at an ice cream store. Cookies and Cream.

5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointment?
Last time I got a shot I creamed myself afterwards. I like Doctors too much.

7) Favorite Christmas song?
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water first, Milk in cereal, sometimes juice.

9) Can you do push ups?
I believe I still can.

10) Can you do a chin up?
no.

11) What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
Cant wear jeweleryt at school or work, so... I love my watch. You can see all the gears and bits inside it.

12) Favorite hobby?
Uh. Drawing? Sex?

13) Ever been in a car wreck?
not a wreck, no.

14) Do you have A.D.D.
I dont think so.

15) What's one trait that you hate about yourself?
WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT.

16) Middle name?
Scanlon Frances

17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
- The birds and the bees, are flying in the trees..
- ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP OH GOD SO TIRED
- Many cake orders tomorrow morning?

18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
I bought nothing yesterday, but the day before I bought a bullwhip, a skunk fur, and a parasol with shrimp on it.

19) Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Iced Tea, Orange-carrot juice, Water.

20) Current worry?
PURCHASING PROJECT, MENU MANAGEMENT PROJECT, OVERPOPULATION PAPER

21) Current hate right now?
The fact that I'm not asleep.

23) How did you bring in the New Year?
Had sex, fell asleep at 11:30 on the couch.

24) Where would you like to go?
Austrailia/New Zealand. Japan. Germany with Khorosho.

25) Name three people who will complete this?
Me. Maybe khoro. Maybe Doc.

26) Do you own slippers?
Cow slippers and pink slippers.

27) What shirt are you wearing?
Sopranos CLEAVER shirt.

28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Never have, have no desire to.

29) Can you whistle?
not very well.

30) Favorite color?
Octarine. Purple. Orange.

31) Would you be a pirate?
Yes.

32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
All of them.

33) Favorite girl's name?
Simon.

34) Favorite boy's name?
Klaus, Toby, Eddie

35) What's in your pocket?
ID card, Debt card, a wad of $1 bills, half stick of gum, coldstone receipt, keys, watch, hairtie.

36) Last thing that made you laugh?
Reading fanfics. And my play.

37) Best bed sheets as a child?
LOONEY TOONS (still are)

38) Worst injury you've ever had?
Still can't crack one of my knuckles, knees are fucked, got plenty of scars, but Ive never had stitches or broken bits.

39) Do you love where you live?
Yes. Perfect weather.

40) How many TVs do you have in your house?
Uhhh, three? but one isnt ours, and one is ten years old.

41) Who is your loudest friend?
ME. And Khoro sometimes.

42) How many dogs do you have?
zero.

43) Does someone have a crush on you?
I don't know, what?

45) What is your favorite book?
PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH FIGHT CLUB

46) What is your favorite candy?
Candy canes.

47) Favorite Sports Team?
Detroit redwings.

48) What song do you want played at your funeral?
Oh, something uplifting. lol Portal theme.

49) What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
HAVING SEX

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Today? UGHHHHHH SCHOOL OH GOD I HAVE TO GIVE A SPEECH WHERE ARE MY RED PANTS WHY SO TIRED

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/17609023/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/17609023/ Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:48:12 PDT
7 in the morning class, but I have to go get my schedule first. Hour line to get the hold sheet, ten minutes to talk to financial services, twenty minutes upstairs dealing with my loan, fifteen minutes waiting /again/ for financial services, fifteen minutes on the phone with the loan company, back upstairs in the other building to get my schedule, two hours late for class. Awesome.

I almost shot myself in the face.

Also, I later realized that I was so tired that I left my 50 cents change in the vending machine after purchasing a beverage.

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]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/17491193/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/17491193/ Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:37:41 PDT
The rules are something like:
-Pick 15 of your favourite movies
-Go to IMDB and find a good quote for each
-List them all, eliminate the ones that people guess as they guess them
-No cheating, you guys. (don't just google search the quote and get the answer)


1. FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I'M FUCKIN' DYING HERE! I'M FUCKIN' DYING! Reservoir Dogs

2. I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION! Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy

3. Follow the sultry sound of my voice.. Monsters Inc.

4. Miguel, he's a ruthless war-horse, not a poodle! Road to El Dorado

5. It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. Fight Club Movie

6. Do you know what you would like this evening, sir?
> Yes, I'd like your heart roasted on a spit. Ratatouille

7. [reading what Dwayne is writing] But. I. Am. Not. Going. To. Have. Any. Fun.
Yeah, we're all with ya on that one, Dwayne. Little Miss Sunshine

8. I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal. Little Shop of Horrors

9. I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself! Nightmare Before Christmas

10. Your cock is so smooth!
> Your's would be too... if you were a man. Superbad

11. [growls] You fail me yet again, Starscream. Get them! Transformers Movie

12. The only thing bull semen has ever done for me is activate my gag reflex. ATHF:MFFT

13. You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife! Gangs of New York

14. Teach you to mess with me, you overgrown sardine! I'm from Brooklyn! James and the Giant Peach

15. Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?! Hercules

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/17097397/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/17097397/ Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:00:45 PST
EDIT: added number four.
Also, the _____ _____ are for when the title of the song is in the first line.

Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 4: Rinse and repeat.

1. The distant future - the year 2000... Flight of the Conchords

2. Standin' in the rain, with his head slung low.. Juke Box Hero

3. I am a point in the sky, a star in a constellation... Forgive Durden

4. Oh mama i'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law... Styx

5. It's hard to be a jew on christmas, my friends won't let me join in any games... Kyle

6. Every time that i look in the mirror, all these lines on my face gettin clearer... Dream On

7. I guess I'll always feel the same...love is strange! PS I Love You

8. *kshhhh* may I have your attention please, may I have your attention please.. Eminem

9. mmmmmmmmmm...there lived a man so long ago his memory's but faint..

10. he always runs while others walk, he acts while other men just talk...

11. _______ __ ___ _____, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.. Blinded by the Light

12. Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich, Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich...

13. Don't breathe too deep; Don't think all day... RENT

14. Angels and demons holding hands and whistling dixie...

15. I feel insane every single time i'm asked to compromise, cuz i'm afraid and stuck in my ways, and that's the way it stays...

16. someone told me you were cool, but the more i think about that someone must have been you...

17. hey there bret i see you're lookin down, don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown... Flight of the Conchords

18. sometimes i feel like i am leavin life behind, My hands are moving faster than the movement of my mind...

19. when you take a life, do you know what you'll give? Odds are you won't like what it is... Casino Royale Theme

20. mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight... Be Our Guest

21. ___ ___ _______ to be loved by anyone... ___ ___ _______ to have fun with anyone... Tom Jones

22. we're your friends, we're your friends, we're your friends to the bitter end......... Jungle Book

23. don't worry bout me im gonna make it alright, got my enemies closed out in my sight...

24. theyve been laughin since i can remember, but theyre not gonna laugh anymore...

25. here's one for the ladies.. _____ __, _____ __ my friend.. ____ __, _____ __ again... Richard Cheese

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/16651298/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/16651298/ Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:35:03 PST I sketch in ballpoint now
Red and Black are back again
Other colours just don't cut it

Got a scalpel
And some cuts to go with it
Hahah, love it or hate it
I didn't do it

Got a machete
Learned a little Russian
Gonna get a crowbar
Still love my Doktor

<3

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/16002774/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/16002774/ Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:41:24 PST
Be prepared. Or, be surprised!

I like not having snow all around me, though it was cute the first two days.

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/15903244/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/15903244/ Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:49:14 PST
If you Haven't heard...

I bought a Scalpel.

I Awesomed all of my finals, even though we had like, NO vegetables in the fridge to work with and my sauce was like, solid.

I'm going to Boston/Maine for a little while (less than a week).

I'm kind of trying to draw, I promise!!! Dx

LAYLA I BOUGHT YOU A PRESENT, BUT I WANT ONE FOR MYSELF.
BARRY/ALEX, WE NEED TO ARRANGE A MEETING.
BABA, LETS DO A COLLAB!



]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/15533195/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/15533195/ Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:10:36 PST I KNOW HOW TO COOK A CHICKEN FIVE DIFFERENT WAYS
I KNOW HOW TO COOK POTATOES FOUR DIFFERENT WAYS
I KNOW HOW TO MAKE FOUR KINDS OF RICE
I ATE HALF A BLOCK OF CHEESE
I DRANK A QUART OF CREAM OF BROCCOLI SOUP AND A PINT OF TOMATO SAUCE
I CUT MY FINGER DOING DISHES THE OTHER DAY AND IT SUCKS, BUT I HAVE A VEGGIETALES BANDAID
MY BIKE'S BREAKS ONLY WORK ON ONE SIDE
I DECORATED NINE ICE CREAM CAKES YESTERDAY AT WORK
I PLAYED PORTAL
I STARTED DRAWING AGAIN
I BOUGHT THE TRANSFORMERS MOVIE AND HAD SEX LAST NIGHT BECAUSE OF IT
ROBUTS ROBUTS ROBUTS

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/15190293/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/15190293/ Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:55:02 PDT
I keep drawing really bloody things in my Sanitation and Safety class. Hmm.

Yesterday I squeezed the juice out of a lemon with my hand, which is covered in several tiny cuts. Fun!

I have this terrible, tiny, growing interest in slashing my Chef instructors.

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/13712853/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/13712853/ Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:25:46 PDT
Russia is dirty (saw a dead cat), Norway is awesome (Gay Pride Week!), Estonia is paranoid about shoplifters, Poland has Horrible weather (couldn't even dock there), Finland and Denmark are bright (the sun goes down for three hours).

Expect drawings.

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/13478499/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/13478499/ Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:02:39 PDT
Lots of love for my German faggot back home
~I expect something hardcore and messy when I get back!

]]> ~Starjuice http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/12287816/ http://Starjuice.deviantart.com/journal/12287816/ Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:05:15 PDT
No limits, really.

NOBODY reads my journals. X] whatever.

]]> ~Starjuice