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                <title>Too lazy to think up a title</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 14:45:29 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello all. I am currently cleaning the room and simultaneously studying for my midterms. As I logged onto the internet to check something, I saw two news stories that caught my attention. Both of these sound like they should be in the Onion, but are actually Reuters stories.<br /><br />The first, was that Afghanistan's ONLY pig was quarantined for fear of swine flu.<br /><br />The second, was that one provincial Chinese government ordered all of its officials to smoke 23,000 packs of government approved cigarettes a year. If you didn't smoke enough or smoked non-Chinese brands you would be fined. Then tons of people began throwing shit fits and the government reversed the order.<br /><br />Anyhow, I am doing well, although I was sick as a dog all of last week and I'm still coughing a fair amount now. Having fun at school, and this friday I'm going to do a demo at a middle school on how to make chainmaille and sword fight and stuff for my medieval reenactment group. <br />My computer is also acting up. The drivers that control the keyboard and mouse got deleted, so I literally cannot do anything once I turn my computer on (stealing Chessie's for now). So my stepdad is mailing me his Windows re-install disk, so hopefully I can fix this soon. <br />I should go back to cleaning and studying now.<br />How's everyone doing? I hope all is well.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy Suspend reality day!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:12:11 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello! For all of you who don't know, today is Suspend Reality day! I wanted to suspend reality by making armor for my medieval reenactment group, the Adrian Empire, but unfortunately I didn't have enough large pieces of leather, and I didn't fancy having to measure, cut, fit, and sew a few dozen pieces of leather by myself. So instead I played Bioshock and read more of this book called "The Postman" by David Brin. It's cool, a post-apocalyptic novel from 1985. I'd recommend picking it up if you see it. So yeah, I hope everyone is doing well. I am, happy to be back in school, though I'm going to have to take out a loan to do it, which I am less happy about. I got a summer job, but unfortunately it requires me to do Cold Calls during the non-summer months. Yuck. I don't like cold calling at all, but unfortunately I have to right now. I've got to go at 1800-2000 tonight, which particularly sucks, 'cause it means I get all the cranky people who just got home or are eating dinner. I'm also trying to get a work study job that pays more immediately, because that would be nice.<br />I also just read a book called "The Forever War" by Joe Haldeman, another really good book. It was written in the 1970's, and is a sci-fi novel about this guy, William Mandella, who gets drafted into the army to fight a war against aliens. However, due to time dilation from Faster than Light Travel, while it seems to take 10 months or so to reach the various battlegrounds, it actually takes closer to 70-120 years round trip. Hence the title. <br />Also on a fun note, in the Adrian Empire I got promoted to Minister of Archery, so I get to organize and run the archery events, so that should be fun. Also, on Memorial Day weekend we are having a huge 3-day event, the Banner War. This should be excellent, all of the members from Oregon, Washington, and Idaho all coming together to fight a huge war with each other. I'm very excited about it.<br />I hope everyone is doing well.<br />-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hello!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 12:17:19 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello all. So, things are both good and not quite so good. I'll start with the bad, 'cause they're short. Namely, I am currently unemployed, and it's had to find a new job. On the plus side, I do have a potential job, so hopefully that'll come through. Also, I had a great holiday, if too short. My XBox 360 broke, but it is fixed (for free as it is under warranty) I've been playing of Fallout 3 (which is amazing) whenever I'm not hunting for jobs. School is going well too. Hope all is going well for everyone else.<br />-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Merry Xmas</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 09:23:27 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello! Merry Christmakwanzahannukah!<br />I had a blast, and it was great being able to see a bunch of my friends and family again! Off to get in the shower so I can get ready for a 19-hour Greyhound bus ride back up to Oregon.<br />Hope everyone is doing well!<br />Love,<br />-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Real ID Act</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:32:23 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.<br /><br />I do believe George Orwell is rolling around in his grave fast enough to power an electric motor right about now.<br /><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_ID_Act">[link]</a><br /><br />As in seriously, this is the kind of shit that will turn America into a tyranny if it isn't stopped.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy Turkey Day all!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:04:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello! I hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving! For those of you who do not celebrate T-Day, I hope you had a good day regardless. So my transmission on my car died, but it seems some of my friends want to come road trip up here to kidnap me and take me back to CA for Xmas. Cars suck, so there. Um, what else? Oh, I joined a group called the Adrian Empire, a medieval recreation organization, and it is a blast. I also helped organize and execute the local Christmas Parade, (which was tonight, erm, that is Friday) and so I feel good that I was able to help make so many people happy. A number of folks came up and thanked me for volunteering and such. I like helping people, I must say. Um, yeah, so I'm exhausted, and I don't remember what else I was going to say. I hope everyone is doing excellently. I know I am, despite being nearly broke and having a dead car.<br />I wish you all peace, love, and harmony. <br />-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>OBAMA WINS!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:03:10 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ HUZZAH!!! HUZZAH!!! HUZZAH!!! HUZZAH!!!<br />WOO HOO!!!! OBAMA WINS OBAMA WINS!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I t'was thinking.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:02:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello, I've just been thinking that it's pretty fucked up that it is socially more offensive to show two naked people making love to each other than it is to show entire countries of people mercilessly and hatefully killing each other. <br />That's all.<br />Hope everyone is doing well.<br />-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Interesting</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:12:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Gee, it's nice to know that America is full of such loving and understanding people. Seems at John McCain's last rally, he mentioned Obama and his (good Christian American) crowd started screaming and they shouted things like "off with his head!" "terrorist!" "liar!" "treason!" and a woman shouted that she didn't want her kid raised in a country led by an Arab. When John McCain said that Obama wasn't an Arab terrorist and that he is a decent human being and a respectable guy, HIS OWN CROWD began to boo him. I wish these ignorant fucking biggots would actually start acting like the Christians they claim to be. I mean, Jesus advocated love and peace and harmony. They use his name to promote hate and ignorance and biggotry. If there is a hell, I hope they have a special section for dumb assholes like these people. <br />Also, seems Palin was found guilty of abusing her power as governor to try to get her ex-brother-in-law fired. And she's on the VP ticket? Have we really sunk so low? <br />Oh, by the way, my religion professor (who is a priest) told us in class the other day that one of the most often quoted parts of the Bible to prove that homosexuality is wrong is actually most likely a mistranslation. Seems in the original copies of the Bible (which were in Greek) there was a word that they didn't know what it means. So they just guessed and put in homosexual. My professor then said that there are other ancient Greek manuscripts with this word, and they still don't know what it means, but by context they realized it is something done between a husband and wife. Kinda hard for a man to have homosexual relations with his wife. Anyway, that amused, well, not so much amused as really pissed off the entire class. <br />As for me, I am doing well, things are busy but fun, and too damn expensive. I am in a funny state of mind, I am being confronted by all of these biggots and lying politicians, and ignorant people, and a shitty economy, etc. etc. etc. It's enough to make me kind of wish I could move to Canada or Europe or something and pretend to not be an American. So I'll stop ranting now and go eat dinner. <br />Hope everyone is well.<br />-Adam <br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081011/ap_on_el_pr/mccain_angry_crowds">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Gaaaah</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:34:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am attempting to...<br />1. Go to school.<br />2. Pay for school.<br />3. Cram a job into the minuscule amounts of free time I have so I can keep paying for school.<br /><br />This is madness!!!<br />Madness????<br />THIS IS FAIRLY NORMAL IN AMERICAN SOCIETY!!!!<br /><br />No freakin' wonder so many of us have mental breakdowns.<br /><br />On another note, my computer sucks. Also, it has decided that it's CD drive doesn't exist anymore. Nevermind that it does, the comp just won't read it.<br /><br />On a more positive note, the novel I am trying to write is coming along. Not a lot on the page though. Made tons of progress on the world in my head though, which is a good start. Also, my copy of Oblivion got scratched something awful when the Xbox 360 was moved with the game in it. (I didn't do it!) And after much ado, we got some Brasso and scratched the hell out of the scratches and not not only is my Oblivion copy shinier, it also works again! Triumph!<br /><br />Um... I can't think of much else to say. Life has been hectic as hell and stressful with the approach of school and just busy and crazy in general. So um, I think I will go back to writing now. Hope everyone is well!<br />-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Ich bin hier!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 12:10:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, after yet another short delay, I am in fact finally in Oregon!!! Only 10 months short of the original move date. ._O Yay though! It is lovely here and not blazing hot and such. Also, the animals have been shipped up, so I am helping take care of 36 other animals, including, but not limited to: 6 llamas, 4 sheep, 1 ram, 1 pony, 1 emu. So um, yeah! Ich bin hier! <br />-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>MOVING!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:33:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!!!<br />Hi!!! Again, sorry not to have written in so long anybody who still cares. So annnnywayyy... I am moving to Oregon this weekend. I am either leaving Saturday night or Sunday morning. Not sure which yet. Yeah, so I am moving to Corvallis and I am happy to finally be going, seeing as we were supposed to be moving in oh, JANUARY. Anywho, it is fine that we are still here, but we are finally going. SO. Um... not much is new. I beat Mass Effect and Assassin's Creed are the only interesting things that have happened lately. Other than that my life has consisted of packing shite. ME and AC rock. AC's ending is the worst ending in the history of bad endings. I am finally going to archery again, so that is nice. My shooting is actually improving too. My buddy Foster let me shoot his amazing Korean short bow, and I must say, after using that, my good ol' longbow seemed kind of lame. Oh, and I've decided that I'm not buying anymore Warhammer ever and instead I want to play Warmachine. I've been on a board/tabletop games binge. I got tired of sitting in front of computer screens. I'll just wait until some more niffty games come out, like Gears of War 2. Oh, and it's nice too, since all of my hobbies are expensive, it makes me extra happy that Oregon has no sales tax. I can't think of much else... I did write a short story though that I'll have to post. Hope everyone is well!<br />-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A wee bit remisce.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:35:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I've been a wee bit remisce about checking my dA account it seems. Well, I doubt by now that anybody will even bother reading this, but on the off chance that anyone does...<br />1. Sorry for the prolonged ignoring.<br />2. I'm moving to Oregon!!!<br />3. My dad is getting married for a 4th time, so I am expected to go spend the night with him on the 26th so we can be to an airfield by 0530 and be in a hot-air balloon so they can get married in a balloon at dawn.<br />4. Renn Faire is next weekend!!! <br />5. I need to get someone to trade work with me so that I can get saturday off...<br />6. Vista sucks.<br />7. Mass Effect does not.<br />Um, that's all I can really think of. Peace!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>An update?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:34:30 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Heyyy! It has been over 2 months since I made an update, woah. Anyway, Halloween rocked even though I got a migraine, Thanksgiving was uber, Xmas was fantastic, new years was a blast, and I am now 19 as of today. Woohoo, I gain absolutely nothing! Well, legally speaking. In actuality I gained a kilt. YESSSS!!! I am now a kilted wonder!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, I also gained Westpoint books on WWII, lots and lots of Warhammer models (I finally got the Master of the Ravenwing fully built, thank god for rubber bands) courtesy of two of my very good friends. I also got money, a Sgian Dubh (Scottish sock knife), an Itunes gift card to go with the Ipod I was regifted (one of my dad's 5th grade students gave him an Ipod for xmas!) I also got Flags of Our Fathers and Letters From Iwo Jima. I got Bioshock for Xmas and a chainmail kit, along with a ton of archery gear. All in all, a very lovely, enjoyable, and successful holiday... despite wanting to shoot some customers at work, seeing as we seemed to have had all of SoCal come into my Trader Joe's. Anyway, I will stop neglecting the Chess. Peace!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>The La Canada bubble</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:24:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *plunks down keys*<br />
"ooh, BMW."<br />
"Yes, I have 4."<br />
"*whistles* I need a new car, I wish I could get a BMW."<br />
"Yeah, I need a new car too, I have... FORTY THOUSAND miles on it!!! Isn't that terrible!?"<br />
"..."<br />
"..."<br />
"My Toyota has two hundred and thirty five thousand miles on it."<br />
"... oh."<br />
<br />
Yay for snobby rich people!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>AN UPDATE</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:16:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Weeeeeelll, finally an update. Heehee, I love that emoticon. ANyway, I got Halo 3, and it is fucking wonderful. I have Halloween off, YAY! Well, I am scheduled to work until midnight, but one of my coworkers wants my shift, so I'm happy to give it to her. Yup, so life is good though hectic as can be. Yup, and I am running late for class, so I am going to dive into the shower now. Tschuess!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Well that was fun.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:30:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, my car broke, my XBox 360 broke a few days before Halo 3 comes out, and I spent all of friday sitting at hospitals filling out paperwork and shit only to discover that I have an infenction. Lovely. Well, I finally get home, log onto da, and the first thing I see is some pompous asshole who just destroyed one of my drawings that was fairly well reviewed and who told me I shouldn't even be on da until I take some art classes. Way to brighten up my shitty day you dick. On the plus, I get to see Moontiger tomorrow, which always makes me happy.<br />
Tschuess.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Nuuuuuuu!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:33:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, Bioshock was unavailable because the stores all were shortchanged on how many copies they recieved. So I got C&C 3 instead. Kicks ass. Why am I shouting "nuuuuu!!!"? Because skool starts monday! And I need to wake up at about 5 AM to get to skool early, oh yeah, and I have work till late sunday night. Boo hiss!!! I've registered for half of my classes. I got German, and Film History up to 1940. I want European History up to 1715 and English, but they are full, so I get to show up early and try to jack the seats of people who are absent. HURK!!! *stretches* Gak me with a spoon. I need to go to work now.<br />
Tsuches.<br />
-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Nom Nom Nom</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:00:46 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I had a bizarre day off. It started out nice, I finally got some sleep after a crazy weekend which involved basically no sleep. I had a nice relaxing morning. Then everything exploded with my mom freaking out and shit and that sucked for multiple hours. I talked with Moontiger, which always helps, and then later I went over to my friend Jay's haus, at which point we ate yummy food, muho chocolate, went out, she bought some beer, i bought some strawberry lemonade cause I can't drink, then we watched the Bourne Ultimatum, which rocked. Now I am home. And Invading Spain in Rome Total War. I, as the Romans, have put all of Gaul to the sword and am now showing the insolent Spanish the price of aiding the Gauls in their futile struggle. I'm also waking up early to go try to purchase Bioshock. Hopefully it will go well. Oh, and my half sister from NY forced me to play Guitar Hero II. I am much better at Gears.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Journalgasmic</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 23:18:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Um, so, things are fantastic, I'm very happy, and sore as hell. I'm working away as always, but I went to the archery range 3 times this week, which is huge. I wound up buying some awesome knife, celebrating a friend's 21st birthday, and going out with Moontiger and swing dancing last night and then bowling tonight. She did both very well though insists she sucked at the dancing. She will not deny I sucked at bowling. Well, I came in 2nd place the first round, and crashed and burned the second. Neither will Nicky or Jeff, ahahahaha! ANyway, I'm pretty damn broke, cause the bank waited 3 days to cancel my (stolen) card after I told them too, so more fraudulent charges were made, thanks guys. But hey, I'm still feeling phenomenal. <br />
Tsuches,<br />
-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Wishing</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 19:49:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm hoping whoever stole my debit card and bought $159 worth of stuff in the Netherlands has their testicles devoured by a ravenous animal. <br />
<br />
Anyway... registering for classes in college is a severe pain in the ass, this card deal is uber inconvnient, I'm swamped with work, I haven't been able to see much of my friends, and I can't get a fucking word in to the girl I like since she got in back from Japan.<br />
<br />
However... at least I'm going to college, they didn't clean my account out, and I'm being reimbursed, I have a good job, I have good friends, and I have a girl who (at least a month ago) cared about me. So, all in all, I'm feeling pretty good. I'm not crippled, sick, or dead, so that is always a good thing. Always look on the bright side of life *whistling* Always look on the bright side of life *whistling*...<br />
Tsuches!<br />
-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>ID and update.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:02:54 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, it only took me a year and a few months to finally make an ID for DA, hahaha! I hate it of course, I am hypercritical of pics of myself. Anyway, things are going well, a hose exploded in my car, but I got that fixed, and now it's dandy. I'm working away, stressing out over how much of a pain in the ass it is to register for Pasadena City College. I'm happy though, I got some very good news Monday morning around 01:30. A friend of mine whom I've been missing a lot gets back from Japan today after being there a month, so that's also good. Um, other than that... not much is going on at the moment. Oh yeah, I remember the other thing, my parents announced about a week ago that in 6 months time they are moving to another city, so I need to find a place to live before then. Haha, fun! Tsuches!<br />
-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My fanfiction.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 20:39:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, a while ago I was writing a fanfiction called "Trench Segment 47"  a Warhammer 40k fanfiction. I was wondering if I should continue writing it, or just let it be permanently dead?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Un Emo</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 13:25:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am bound and determined to feel un emo and be done with that crap. wasted enough time on those two skanks, I need not waste any more moping. So, I went Jack Kerouac and drove 600 miles in 2 days with a friend just cause we felt like it. Went to the beach for the 4th, got my ass fried cause I'm a nice little... by 'little' I of course mean 5'10.5" tall, 170 lbs, Scottish-Polock who has zero sun resistance. Yeah, I've been working my ass off, making $$$. Maybe I can buy myself a kilt sometime soon, who knows? Anywaaaaaayyyy, how ist everybody?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Meaning</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 00:17:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am sitting at my home, here in my comp. There is nobody an AIM. There in nobody to call, because they are all either asleep or off drunk at some party I am unable to attend. There is no house to drive to right now for the same reason, and I have an appointment early saturday. Facebook is down for repairs, so I can't be a facebook whore. To top it all off, the girl im smitten by is in Japan, for a month, and not allowed to call/email/aim anyone from the States, so, I can't even hope she randomly gets on/calls. This all seems like such a waste of time. It's funny, just about all of my friends are going places, Japan, Germany, Russia, India, Egypt, Greece, Alaska, the Virgin Islands, England, Italy, Ireland, Scotland, Oregon, New York, my best friend has already left for his military academy and I will not see him until at least Christmas... I am going nowhere but to work nearly every day. Ugh. I'm actually really happy and loving my summer, loving being able to drive myself. Just right now I feel... "ugh" is an excellent word/sound to describe my feelings.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fuck Tinting</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 15:58:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ As I clean my car, I discover how much bad tinting is a pain in the ass, or rather, the arms, as I furiously attempt to remove tinting for 3 hours straight not even reaching halfway.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>VICTORY!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 14:54:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Adam Lee LaMascus is now officially a liscenced driver!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>BANZAIIIII!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2007 19:11:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ AS OF TODAY I AM NO LONGER A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT!!!!! BANZAI!!!!! WHAT'S MORE, COURTESY OF ME DADDIO (for the first time he actually gave me a damn fine present) I AM ALSO THE PROUD OWNER OF AN XBOX 360 AND GEARS OF WAR AND OBLIVION! BANZAI!!!!! NO SLEEP FOR ME TONIGHT!!! BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Last Day</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 15:54:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, today was my last day of highschool. I have finals 'till thurdsay, but I am done with high school. Yikes.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Renn faire's done</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 22:25:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, it was much much fun. I didn't get to wear a kilt alas, but I wore this bitchin green lumberjack pants. So I was a Saxon instead of a Scotsman. It was so much fun. I fenced w/ my friend Foster for an hour and did pretty well against him. Post pics soon.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Renn Fair</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 13:57:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am going to be a stud and go to the Renn Fair tomorrow. I am wearing a kilt, poofy shirt, leather vest, my love whip, and some knives. So by default that makes me cool. Hahaha!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Aaaaah...</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 17:10:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am free, happy, and relieved now. Finally.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Better now</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 21:24:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm not angry any more, now I'm just sad.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Treachery</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 14:21:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY GIRLFRIEND, WHOM I LOVED WITH ALL OF MY HEART, MOST LIKELY BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE SHE WAS ATTRACTED TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS. IT GETS BETTER, WHEN HE FOUND OUT HE WAS ATTRACTED TO HER, WHAT DID HE DO? DID HE ACT LIKE AN HONORABLE FUCKING PERSON AND TELL ME OR BACK AWAY? NO!! HE WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE AND MADE OUT WITH HER, KNOWING THAT I STILL LOVED HER AND WAS STILL TRYING TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HER!!!<br />
<br />
CORY HISCHIER AND JULIA DICICCO, I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO BETRAYED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND YOU ARE BOTH LOW AND DESPICABLE COWARDS. YOU ARE NOT WORHTY OF MY FRIENDSHIP.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Prom!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2007 17:17:13 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yay!!! Tonight is the night of my senior prom! Woohoo!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Trader Joe's</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 18:50:25 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am now an official employee at Trader Joe's. My first day of work was today! 'Twas a blast! Much more fun than my previous job, much better pay than my previous job, much more work than my previous job. Overall, a much better job than my previous job. They gave me 5 TJ's shirts, and 2 nametags. Oh yeah, that's right, fear "Adam Crew Member." <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>GAH! Awesome!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 23:55:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, I went to Disneyland today with my friend Jeff and a few of his friends. The day was a really awesome day at Disneyland very cool. Then we left, and went to a Lakers game. Normally, I don't give a rat's ass about basketball, but when your seats are $2200 courtside seats, that is a little different. I got to meet Jack Nicholson, Snoop Dogg nodded at me twice, and I was nearly run over by Jake Gyllenhaal, Billy Crystal, and Kareem Abdul Jabar. It was a lot of fun, a fantastic day, and after getting home around 11, it has continued to get even better! Cheers!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Spring break</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:26:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ FINALLY!!!!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>40 Secrets</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:21:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 40 Secrets About Yourself<br />
Be HONEST no matter what.<br />
<br />
1. What Is your natural hair color?<br />
dirty blonde, but it's starting to turn brown<br />
<br />
2. Where was your default pic taken?<br />
I don't have one.<br />
<br />
3. What's your middle name?<br />
Lee<br />
<br />
4. Your current relationship status?<br />
Very taken<br />
<br />
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?<br />
I don't have a crush, I have a love<br />
<br />
6. What is your current mood?<br />
Optimistic, in love<br />
<br />
7.What color underwear are you wearing?<br />
blue<br />
<br />
8.What makes you happy?<br />
my friends<br />
<br />
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what you would change?<br />
I don't know. There is quite a bit I'd like to change, but my past brought me where I am, so I cannot complain. I think I'd change something in somebody else's life.<br />
<br />
11.If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?<br />
An eagle. I love wolves, but I would love to be able to soar through the skies.<br />
<br />
13. Something you do a lot?<br />
Daydream about Julia<br />
<br />
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?<br />
Nightmare Pt. II from "Miss Saigon"<br />
<br />
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?<br />
Sean<br />
<br />
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?<br />
Richard Nixon<br />
<br />
17. When was the last time you cried?<br />
last Monday<br />
<br />
18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?<br />
I just got finished acting in "Miss Saigon" yeah, many times.<br />
<br />
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?<br />
Teleportation<br />
<br />
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?<br />
Face<br />
<br />
21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?<br />
Grande Mocha Frappucino w/ whipped cream<br />
<br />
22. What's your biggest secret?<br />
Right now? That I'm not a virgin anymore.<br />
<br />
23. What's your favorite color?<br />
Blue.<br />
<br />
24. When was the last time you lied?<br />
When I told my girlfriend's dad that we had made plans on Sunday, which is why he has to let her come over.<br />
<br />
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?<br />
Sometimes.<br />
<br />
27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?<br />
I just had some salad w/ goat cheese and chicken<br />
<br />
28. Do you speak any other language?<br />
I speak a little bit of multiple things, but not really.<br />
<br />
29. What's your favorite smell?<br />
The forest after it rains<br />
<br />
30. If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?<br />
Amazing<br />
<br />
31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?<br />
Sean, when he dropped off the camera for our Mass Media project today<br />
<br />
32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?<br />
So to speak...<br />
<br />
33. What are you thinking about right now?<br />
Julia <br />
<br />
34. What should you be doing?<br />
Nothing! It's spring break! <br />
<br />
35. What was the last thing that made you upset/angry?<br />
Hearing some of the things my GF's parents said to her.<br />
<br />
36. How often do you pray?<br />
Varies. I don't really believe in a God like the christian God, so technically never. <br />
<br />
37. Do you like working in the yard?<br />
Depends on what I'm doing. Usually no.<br />
<br />
38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you<br />
want?<br />
I like mine, but if I had to change, I'd take my Scottish clan name, Lamont.<br />
<br />
39. Do you act differently around your crush?<br />
Nope, and that's one of the reasons I love her so much.<br />
<br />
40. Name one song that reminds you of an ex?<br />
I don't have an ex, so nothing.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>2,999</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:20:21 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hahaha! Well, I've been busy as hell on account of the play, I apologize for being neglectful. Well, I checked and I have 2,999 pageviews! Haha! Yes, well, I am going to sleep now on account of the fact that I may fall unconcious any minute now. I've had an absolutely legendary past few days, and they have all been filled with lots of energy draining activities, and filled with nearly no sleep whatsoever. Found out too that I probably won't have enough $$$ to go to Salve for my first year of college, depressing, but actually may very realistically turn out for the best in the long run, so I am excited regardless. Anyway, hope everybody is doing well, peace!<br />
-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>300</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:16:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So, after finishing my damn AP English final, me and 4 other friends went and watched "300." Then we went to a 5 hour rehersal. Mr. Eulalia bitched at us for it, not directly though. "Okay, now I'm cancelling tomorrows rehersal. So, you can go home, rest, study... and NOT go out and watch '300'!" We all laughed. I was worried too, because I did not study for today's US Government final for even so much as a single second. I'm glad I didn't, because the test was joke, it would have been a serious waste of time. Tomorrow's exam is religion, so no worries there. Then.... haha, rehersals from 1900 - 2300. Oh that's fun. Then on saturday, rehersals from 1300 - 1700. Then I get to go see a play and then go to the cast party because I'm friends with the people in the play. More rehersals sunday from 1400-1900, before those rehersals though, I'm voluntarily going to church (gasp!!!) with my <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/heart.gif" width="15" height="13" alt=":heart:" title="Heart" />, so that will actually be a great way to start the week. Then, the actual 2 weeks of the show. Gah. But then I'll be done and free of the St. Francis theatre. Ahhh... good times were had, and I look forward to having a life again. I wonder how many people will actually read this whole journal?<br />
Peace!<br />
-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Oi</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 16:07:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hallo, I just realized that I haven't really checked DA in 2 weeks. Lets see... 139 Deviations, 82 messages, 1 note telling me they relocated one of my photos, 100+ pageviews that weren't there before... Yup. Busy as a bee lately. Almost done with "Miss Saigon." Fun play, and oh God I am really looking forward to it being done. I'm gonna try to buy my costume from our director, because it is so damn cool. If I do, I'll be sure to post a pic. Toodles! Hope everone ist wunderbar!<br />
-Adam<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Can you say "ironic?"</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 15:39:01 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I was reading an online news article cataloging video game addiction and how to combat it. Sudenly, I notice something... every single advertisement on the page is for a video game.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Termites</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 23:14:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just found out that my haus has really bad termites, and at some unknown time, we will need to leave or 3 days while the haus is tented and gassed. Fuckin' great. It's okay though, I'm still feeling pretty damn good, so I will not worry about such things.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Happy V-Day!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 14:33:43 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hallo! Hope all is well! I just played Dungeons & Dragons for a few hours with my friends. My Tiefling Ninja owns all! Anyway, yesterday was more of the highlight, an absolutely phenomenal evening. Best pre-Valentine's Day ever. I really have absolutely nothing to do for the rest of the day, so I guess I will just go for a really long walk or something. Anyway, I am most fantastic besides some boredom and also a terrible longing to see somebody. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> Happy V-day everybody!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Boo!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 19:11:55 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Haha! Fantastic weekend, absolutely fantastic. Firday was easy, Saturday was great, and... Today a friend had his 18th b-day party. He rented a small movie theatre, and we watched "Rent." It was sort of semi-Rocky Horror Picture Show, as many people sung along with the music and danced in the aisles. I snagged the birthday boy and we tangoed in the aisles. It was a blast. At one point, I started singing the "Team America" song, "Everybody has AIDS" which is making fun of Rent. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> Jeff (b-day boy) started throwing popcorn at me. At another part, somebody screamed "that guy's whipped!" and I screamed "Just like Jeff!" so he threw more popcorn at me. That joke was doubly funny, because I made a whip for Jeff at work. 30 strands, 10 red, 10 pink, 10 light pink, a solid handle, then Foster put leather with brass studs on the handle to make it look nicer. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> After the party was magnificent as well. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> One of the best weekends ever, easily.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I is smart</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 14:54:22 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I spent about 3 hours typing up a 5 page paper for my religion class then left it in the printer tray........<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Sunday</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 14:39:03 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Friday was good, Saturday was fan-fucking-tastic, Sunday, I sit here at my haus, bored out of my skull.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Mad World</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 14:34:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Only in America ....<br />
do drugstores make<br />
the sick walk all the way<br />
to the back of the store<br />
to get their prescriptions<br />
while healthy people<br />
can buy cigarettes<br />
at the front.<br />
<br />
Only in America .<br />
do people order<br />
double cheeseburgers,<br />
large fries,<br />
and a diet coke.<br />
<br />
Only in America .....<br />
do banks leave<br />
both doors open<br />
and then chain<br />
the pens to the counters.<br />
<br />
Only in America .<br />
do we leave cars worth<br />
thousands of dollars<br />
in the driveway and<br />
put our useless junk<br />
in the garage.<br />
<br />
Only in America .<br />
do we buy hot dogs in packages<br />
of ten and buns in packages of eight.<br />
<br />
Only in America ......<br />
do we use the word 'politics'<br />
to describe the process so well:<br />
'Poli' in Latin meaning<br />
'many' and 'tics'<br />
meaning<br />
'bloodsucking creatures'.<br />
<br />
Only in America .....<br />
do they have drive-up<br />
ATM machines with<br />
Braille lettering.<br />
<br />
EVER WONDER ....<br />
<br />
Why the sun lightens our hair,<br />
but darkens our skin ?<br />
<br />
Why women can't put on<br />
mascara<br />
with their mouth closed? !<br />
<br />
Why don't you ever see<br />
the headline<br />
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?<br />
<br />
Why is "abbreviated"<br />
such a long word?<br />
<br />
Why is it that doctors call<br />
what they do "practice"?<br />
<br />
Why is lemon juice made<br />
with artificial flavor,<br />
and dishwashing liquid<br />
made with real lemons?<br />
<br />
Why is the man who invests<br />
all your money called a broker?<br />
<br />
Why is the time of day<br />
with the slowest traffic<br />
called rush hour?<br />
<br />
Why isn't there<br />
mouse-flavored cat food?<br />
<br />
Why didn't Noah<br />
swat those two mosquitoes?<br />
<br />
Why do they sterilize the needle<br />
for lethal injections?<br />
<br />
You know that indestructible<br />
black box that is used<br />
on airplanes?<br />
Why don't they make<br />
the whole plane out of that stuff?!<br />
<br />
Why don't sheep shrink<br />
when it rains?<br />
<br />
Why are they called apartments<br />
when they are all stuck together?<br />
<br />
If con is the opposite of pro,<br />
is Congress the opposite of progress?<br />
<br />
If flying is so safe,<br />
why do they call the airport<br />
the terminal?<br />
<br />
------------------<br />
<br />
Now that you've smiled at least once,<br />
it's your turn to spread the stupidity<br />
and send this to someone<br />
you want to bring a smile to<br />
(maybe even a chuckle)...<br />
in other words,<br />
send it to everyone.<br />
We all need to smile<br />
every once in a while.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Woohoo!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 18:27:31 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am now the proud owner of an English Longbow. The damn thing is taller than I am.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Random Update</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:22:52 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I am walking on a cloud and I am the happiest I have ever been. No particular reason for this update, I just felt it was time for a new journal. I'm absolutely marvelous and sorry if this is... irritating/silly/stupid. I am just fantastic and really hope everyone else is doing well too.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Chaos Lord</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:18:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just found out that my works have been viewed 3,147,000+ times. And of that, my drawing Chaos Lord has accounted for 3,145,000+ of those views. So statistically speaking, Chaos Lord has accounted for 99% of my views.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I'm a bad influence!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:03:44 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ *Are you a bad influence? <br />
<br />
<br />
If you go over 45, you're a bad influence. What the fuck is wrong with you.<br />
<br />
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.<br />
<br />
*Rules<br />
Total the number of things in each list you've done.<br />
No need to say which ones.<br />
If people really want to know they will grow the balls to ask.<br />
If you got tagged, tag at least 3 people on your watch list.<br />
<br />
1. smoked.<br />
2. consumed alcohol.<br />
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.<br />
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.<br />
5. kissed someone of the same sex.<br />
6. had sex.<br />
7. had someone in your room other than family.<br />
8. watched porn.<br />
9. bought porn.<br />
10. done drugs.<br />
TOTAL: 7<br />
<br />
1. taken painkillers<br />
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.<br />
3. lied to your parents.<br />
4. lied to a friend.<br />
5. snuck out of the house.<br />
6. done something illegal.<br />
7. cut yourself.<br />
8. hurt someone.<br />
9. wished someone to die.<br />
10. seen someone die.<br />
TOTAL: 6<br />
<br />
1. missed curfew.<br />
2. stayed out all night.<br />
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.<br />
4. been to a therapist.<br />
5. been to rehab.<br />
6. dyed your hair.<br />
7. received a ticket.<br />
8. been in an accident.<br />
9. been to a club.<br />
10. been to a bar.<br />
TOTAL: 2<br />
<br />
1. been to a wild party.<br />
2. seen the Mardi Gras.<br />
3. drank more than four beers in a night.<br />
4. had a spring break in Florida.<br />
5. sniffed anything.<br />
6. wore black nail polish.<br />
7. wore arm bands.<br />
8. wore t-shirts with band names.<br />
9. listened to rap.<br />
10. own(ed) a 50 Cent CD.<br />
TOTAL: 3<br />
<br />
1. dressed gothic.<br />
2. dressed prep.<br />
3. dressed punk.<br />
4. dressed grunge.<br />
5. stole something.<br />
6. been too drunk to remember anything<br />
7. blacked out.<br />
8. fainted.<br />
9. had a crush on a neighbor.<br />
10. had someone sneak into your room.<br />
TOTAL: 5<br />
<br />
1. snuck into someone else's room.<br />
2. had a crush on your best friend.<br />
3. been to a concert.<br />
4. dry-humped someone<br />
5. been called a slut.<br />
6. called someone a slut.<br />
7. installed speakers in your car.<br />
8. broken a mirror.<br />
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.<br />
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.<br />
TOTAL: 6<br />
<br />
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.<br />
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.<br />
3. cruised the mall.<br />
4. skipped school.<br />
5. had surgery.<br />
6. had an injury.<br />
7. gone to court.<br />
8. walked out of a restaraunt without paying.<br />
9. caught something on fire.<br />
10. lied about your age.<br />
TOTAL: 7<br />
<br />
1. owned/rented an apartment.<br />
2. broke the law in the police's presence.<br />
3. cheated on someone.<br />
4. got in trouble with the police.<br />
5. talked to a stranger.<br />
6. hugged a stranger.<br />
7. kissed a stranger.<br />
8. rode in the car with a stranger.<br />
9. been harrassed.<br />
10. been verbally harrassed.<br />
TOTAL: 5<br />
<br />
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.<br />
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight.<br />
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.<br />
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight.<br />
5. been to a fair.<br />
6. been called a bad influence.<br />
7. drink and drive.<br />
8. prank-called someone.<br />
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.<br />
10. cheated on a test.<br />
TOTAL: 5<br />
<br />
Hahaha, 46<br />
Tag: Multicolouredshadow, Thehexfactor, DasArmo, thebloodlord, chibilombax<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>BANZAI!!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2007 22:41:26 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WOOHOOO!!! I just got my acceptance letter from Salve Regina University!!!! My number one choice college! In fact, the only college that didn't terrify me and make me not want to graduate high school!!! AHHHH BANZAIIIIII!!!!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Sturmgeschutz</author>
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                <title>Quizipoo</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2007 16:54:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Beginning :<br />
01. Start Time - 4:38 PM<br />
<br />
Basics :<br />
02. Name  Adam Lee LaMascus<br />
03. Astrology sign  Capricorn<br />
04. Gender  Male<br />
05. Eye color  Hazel/Green<br />
06. Favorite color(s)  Blue, Purple, Green, Black<br />
07. Glasses  Yes, but I never wear them.<br />
08. Location  Southern CA, USA.<br />
09. Single or taken  Taken <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br />
10. Brother and sister's names  Sarah<br />
<br />
Have you ever :<br />
11. Cut your own hair  No<br />
12. Done something that you regret  Who hasn't?<br />
13. Skipped school  I've "been sick" so I guess that's a yes.<br />
14. Bungee-jumped  No<br />
15. Punched someone  Punched? No. Clubbed him in the face with a large water bottle that is completely frozen? Yes.<br />
16. Cheated on a test  No<br />
17. Been cheated on  No<br />
18. Broke into someones house  Yes. My own, when I locked myself out in my PJs when my parents were gone for the day.<br />
19. Been out of the country  Yes<br />
20. Been to a funeral  Four, in fact.<br />
21. Used a lighter  Many times. I don't smoke but I'm a pyro.<br />
22. Been on a stage  As an actor/stage crew guy... hell yes.<br />
<br />
Favorite:<br />
23. Season  Winter<br />
24. Food  Beef.<br />
25. Ice cream flavor  Chocolate. Best sweet flavor ever.<br />
26. Candy  Chocolate. See above.<br />
27. Person  I like a lot of people. I'm a friendly guy.<br />
28. Book  Oh, tough one. 1984 and Dune are near the top of the list.<br />
29. Song  Depends on my mood.<br />
30. River  Whichever one isn't destroying something important to me.<br />
31. Place  The east coast of Amerika.<br />
32. Sport to watch on tv  Soccer, but only if I am with other soccer fans, otherwise it just gets boring.<br />
33. Disney movie(s)  Aladin, The Lion King, Toy Story<br />
34. Disney Princess  Em... Jasmine from Aladin, I guess.<br />
35. Name for a daughter  I hadn't thought about that really...<br />
<br />
Do you prefer...<br />
36. Chocolate or vanilla  Chocolate<br />
37. Coffee or Cappuccino - Cappucino because it tastes less like coffee.<br />
38. One night stands or long relationships  Long relationships are much much better.<br />
39. Cats or dogs  Dogs.<br />
40. Scary movies or comedies  Comedies<br />
41. Short or long hair on the preferred sex  Depends on the person. Usually longer though, about shoulder length is good.<br />
42. Croutons or bacon bits  Bacon bits!<br />
<br />
First things that come to mind :<br />
43. Chainsaws  Blood<br />
44. School  Work<br />
45. Cows  Milk<br />
46. Canada  Green.<br />
47. Mouse - Small<br />
48. Hand  Mine<br />
<br />
The past 3 days, have you :<br />
49. Talked on the phone  Yes<br />
50. Watched a movie  Yes<br />
51. Cried  I haven't cried in a long time actually...<br />
52. Drank a glass of water - Yup. Many in fact.<br />
53. Read a book or magazine  Yes<br />
54. Watched TV  The Daily Show with Jon Stewart owns all!!!<br />
55. Looked in the mirror  Yes<br />
56. Taken a shower  Thank God yes.<br />
57. Taken a picture  Hehehe, I've taken in excess of 70 within the past 24 hours.<br />
58. Listened to music  Quite a bit.<br />
59. Told someone you love/like them  I think... yes, I believe so. <br />
<br />
The End :<br />
60. What time is it   4:51 PM<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I lied again.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:57:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I also just found out that some friends/family pitched in together and bought me an English Longbow which is being mailed right now. Oh sweet!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Aparently one more gift</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:38:25 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My neighbor Lauranne just came over and gave me her deceased husband's jacket. This sounds really odd, I know, but it is actually very cool. Her husband worked on the original Batman movie way back when, and they gave him a special jacket that was only given to the people who worked on it. It is a collector's item. After he died, she said that a ton of people tried to buy the jacket off of her. She said "I turned 'em down. I figured I'd give it to someone who actually deserved it." And now she gave it to me. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> It fits really well too. I'll have to post a pic soon. Toodles!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>A last gift</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 16:18:39 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, my final b-day gift was Red vs. Blue seasons 3 and 4 DVDs. Yay! I can finally find out what they hell happens! (For a long and complicated reason I haven't seen most of season 3 or any of season 4.)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>18</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2007 14:27:33 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I am officially no longer jailbait. I can now vote, have sex, buy cigarettes, buy rifles, buy other simple weapons, and be drafted. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>...</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 15:58:53 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, I've got a metric fuckton of homework to do tomorrow night (my birthday for anybody not aware). Also is the college financial aid night, and my mom says it's mandatory as far as I'm concerned, oh boy, I get to go deal with how to pay for college! On my birthday, even better! On top of it today some guy rear ended my mom today, he's totally responsible, but it's still annoying. Oh well. My weekend was good enough that I am still happy regardless of all of this. Some of my friends threatened to lynch me for being so cheerful on a monday morning. So I'm still feeling great, it's just that I would like to... how do you say?... oh yeah, NOT deal with all of this. Oh, and multicolouredshadow showed me "The Godfather" for the first time, so that was really cool too. At one point her dad walks in and says "Have they turned (a certain character) into swiss cheese yet?" Um, no not quite yet. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> metzgermeisteryo showed me his PS3 and "Resistance: Fall of Man." I've got to say, I prefer the XBox 360 and I really think that "Gears of War" has spoiled me to almost all other first person shooters. He also showed me "Prey," which is awesome 'cause you can run up walls and ceilings. Sorry for rambling. I look forward to MLK Day. A great man and a great holiday which I already could use. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" title=":) (Smile)" /> Peace, everybody.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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