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                <title>My art work FINALLY!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:39:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ i thought that it was about time that i submitted something because i'm always moaning about having to do lots of work and no one sees the results<br /><br /><a href="http://sweetsacrificetm.deviantart.com/art/Jimi-Hendrix-No-2-142294486">[link]</a>  <a href="http://sweetsacrificetm.deviantart.com/art/Jimi-Hendrix-No-3-142294954">[link]</a>   <a href="http://sweetsacrificetm.deviantart.com/art/Jimi-Hendrix-No-4-in-Negative-142295295">[link]</a><br /><br />btw i did it using poster paints, the method used is monoprinting and i had to cross hatch on the original picture so the picture could &#039<img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" />rint'<br /><br />No.3 took me about half an hour to 45 mins No.2 was probably 30 mins or less and the negative print is definitely less - about 5 mins to the most<br /><br />anything else you'd like to know on how i created these pictures or even why, then just ask<br /><br />XD  <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />thank you by trish trash!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Nothing</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:21:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ sorry for no deviations for the last couple of months.<br /><br />its just that i have a whole bunch of artwork and coursework that i've been doing and still are doing so sorry for dissapointing my non-existant fans <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:44:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:27:00 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <title>Birthday...again</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 14:56:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ so my birthday is on Tuesday 5th fortunatly i can wait -<br />it's only been a year and....i can remember my last birthday on here <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/embarrassed.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":blush:" title="Blush" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" width="18" height="17" alt=":faint:" title="I think I've fainted." /><br />which isnt good btw because i look like a really sad person whom nothing happens in her life<br />how sad am i??? lol<br /><br />but anywho's...<br />Happy Birthday Me!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cake.gif" width="32" height="32" alt=":cake:" title="Have your cake and eat it too" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Update</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:14:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay,<br />so i've edited most of my earlier deviations.<br />It's not an edit - more of a transformation, i'm not sure if any of my photo's look the same as the were before...<br />If it's any consolation, the difference is that they have a more psychedelic feel to them <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/weirdface.gif" width="27" height="15" alt=":O_o:" title="O_o" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eyepopping.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":eyepopping:" title="Eyepopping" /> <br /><br />So enjoy <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br />SYANORA!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Just to Fill in the Time</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 09:51:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This isn't really a journal entry - just some notices<br /><br />*My Pictures - theres no &#039<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/winkrazz.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";p" title="Wink/Razz" />roblem' with my photo's but just the naming, i know that at the moment i am giving them really weird names that don't really go with the theme of the photo. BUT. My aim is to start thinking about names before i even take the picture so i have an idea of what i want to call it, because now i'm just being stupid.<br /><br />*Quality - i personally think that the quality of my photo's last year weren't really up to standards. As all i did then was take the picture and put it on here without any editing. I think that i might be taking those photo's, editing them, and putting them back on here.<br />But if anyone has any objects against me doing so, i will take them into consideration as some of them don't need editing anyways.<br /><br />      ****PLEASE READ THE BELOW****<br />WHEN YOU VIEW MY GALLERY [thats if u want to] PLEASE MAKE THE PICTURE BIGGER AS MY THUMBSNAILS ARE TINY-FYED...<br /><br />Thank You...<br />~SweetSacrificeTM<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Fortunately Back!! &amp;#9786;</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:04:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm Back!!<br />be happy because i was not here for at least 5 or 6 months <br />i have SOME pictures to put up but I'll admit i haven't done that much clicking lately [on my camera] <br /><br />So watch out for my pictures please!!!<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 09:38:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
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                <title>If only...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:58:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...i could upload my pictures -<br />this laptop won't allow me so this is gonna take some time...probably 2015 if i'm lucky. But even more time if i'm not.<br /><br />ummm...<br />nothing to say really.<br />i could complain about my mad art teacher who calls me Louise instead of Trisha but i won't. [btw there is nothing wrong with the name Louise - it's a very beautiful name....just not mine]<br /><br />farewell..<br />:sweetsacrificetm:<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Gone For A Very, Very......Very Long Time</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:49:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And i'm back!!!<br />Anyone happy to see me?<br />Probably not!!!!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" /><br /><br />but with my joyous return i bring.....deviations!!<br />deviations of the place i call 'London Town'??? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/whisper.gif" width="31" height="21" alt=":whisper:" title="Whisper sweet nothings in my ear!" />[yes question marks - it's hardly a town]<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/whisper.gif" width="31" height="21" alt=":whisper:" title="Whisper sweet nothings in my ear!" /> but nice pictures....alot of pictures<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/eyepopping.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":eyepopping:" title="Eyepopping" />oh yeah my shizzle is eyepopping.<br /><br />WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING?<br />i've just basically been chilling, without my internet:sob: went into the inner city with my aunt [because she's never been to london before] and took some really cool pictures of some places that i'll put up soon.<br />I also went to france but couldn't bring my camra with me so the nice sites are only in my mind.....if only i could share them with you lot...<br /><br />anyways farewell for now!!<br />hope you like my deviations...<br /><br />SweetSacrificeTM*<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Quotes....</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:19:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ seeing as there's nothing for me to update on [apart from my attemps on typography] i'll put up quotes instead..<br /><br />they are called: Trisha's Quotes!!<br />Fresh Price of Bell Air [gotta have him!!]<br /><br />Jazz: I'm starvin'. When do we eat here? <br />Phillip Banks: *We* eat here later, *you* eat here never. <br />Jazz: [looking Phillip up and down] Looks like *you* eat here *often*. <br /><br />Carlton: You're the man, Will. You're the man. I'm just the man behind the man. <br />Will: Uh, what're you doin' back there? <br /><br />"Carlton told a joke."<br />"No, Carlton is a joke."<br />- Hilary and Will in Bang the Drum, Ashley <br /><br />"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jazz and I are black, but, Carlton, what are you?"<br />- Will in Def Poet's Society <br /><br />"Remember, 'We must never negotiate out of fear, but we must never fear to negotiate.' John F. Kennedy."<br />"But never forget, 'Mama said knock you out.' LL Cool J."<br />- Carlton and Will in The Mother of All Battles <br /><br />Next time i'll do more...<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/laughing.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":laughing:" title="Laughing" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Just an Update....</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:01:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ ...so theres no need to get excited lol!!!<br /><br />just thought id put up a new journal just because i got bored of seeing the same journal...<br /><br />theres things i need to get off my chest..<br />should i? <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/confuse.gif" width="18" height="15" alt=":confused:" title="Confused" /><br />or should i not?<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/confuse.gif" width="18" height="15" alt=":confused:" title="Confused" /><br />should i?<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/confuse.gif" width="18" height="15" alt=":confused:" title="Confused" /><br />i shall!!!<br /><br />basically theres been acusations that my and my friends [basically the whole class excluding the quiet ones] are bullying our form tutor and causing her to have anxiety attacks...<br />what the fiddle thats what im saying!!!<br />how can a bunch of kids bully a teacher..<br />what are we doing?<br />steeling her money [no btw]<br />tormenting her [not really in a bad way]<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />threatening her [i wish <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nod.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":nod:" title="Nod" />]<br /><br />no..<br />we're not doing any of this so shes wrongly accusing us..<br />its not our fault we hate her..<br /><br />you know--maybe we should steal her lunch money....<br />or gang up on her after school hours..<br /><br />LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/fork.gif" width="37" height="18" alt=":fork:" title="Stabbed with a Fork!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/steaming.gif" width="15" height="24" alt=":steaming:" title="Steaming Mad!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stab.gif" width="24" height="15" alt=":stab:" title="Stabbed in the gut, just like Jack the Ripper!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/fight.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":fight:" title="Fight!" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rage.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":rage:" title="Rage" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Just a Tiny Weeny bit 'Out There'?</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:40:56 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay...<br />so the above doesnt make sense-but i am being out there..<br />as in i'm putting my pictures out there and not thinking anymore...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /><br />as in im putting pictures up that i considered before either 'horrible', 'inapropriate' or 'stupid'<br /><br />so expect some 'stupidity' some time soon <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /><br />*****************************************************************<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Sorry:-<br />       for the abrupt, horrible, harsh behaviour last week [i think] it sound worser than how you read it....<br />more harsher and malicious [so anywhos sorry <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" />]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>SHUT UP AND LET ME GO!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:30:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <b>I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW<br />I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW<br />AHHHHHHHH<br /><br />I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!<br /><br />a little insider of my thoughts at this time of daylight...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />have you seen the ipod advert with this song???  WICKED</b><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>I Have Finally Decided...</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 06:36:23 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well the title doesnt exactly explain anything...<br />what have i finally decided?<br />it could be anything--i couldve decided:<br /><br />To become supergirl...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/laughing.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":laughing:" title="Laughing" /><br />To become a hippity hop person...<br />To become a writer [for deviant art] <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/laughing.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":laughing:" title="Laughing" /> [its not funny!!!]<br />To loose my virginity <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" width="18" height="17" alt=":faint:" title="I think I've fainted." /> [ha, not at this day and age my darlings]<br />To become an actress and feature in 'Heros' <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> <br />To become suicidal <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/faint.gif" width="18" height="17" alt=":faint:" title="I think I've fainted." /> [never!!]<br />To become a Singer <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sing.gif" width="29" height="20" alt=":sing:" title="Singing" /> i have the voice of an angle...<br />To hate you...<br /><br />do you think i should continue with this list?<br />I'm on a rampage <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /> an 'early mourning' rampage..<br />Peng ting, peng ting peng ting!!!!<br />[btw you pronouce the above as penguin-but without the uin...and you pronounce the ting as thing--but with removal of the 'h']<br /><br />Oh..<br />i did this on a forum..<br /><br />There are 4 different types of love:<br />Storge:- warm affection of liking something [eg: chocolate] <br />Eros:- sexual affection, passion or desire [you Hubby or Wifey] <br />Philios:- love of friends and/or family [best friend] <br />Agape:- unconditional love; spiritual love..[god] <br /><br />What types of love do you show..?<br /><br />I show....<br />Storge:- Chocolate, The telly, This laptop, food...<br />Eros:- None<br />Philios:- My best Bud Shannon, Mum, Sister [Julie], All my friends in general<br />Agape:- Am i a christian? [tis a question im asking myself] <br /><br />You should really try the above....<br /><br />Toodles..<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Hip to the Hop..</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 15:00:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ as it says in the title--i think im falling back in love with hip hop/rnb..<br />i call it 'infatuation' or 'lust'..<br /><br />you do not understand the amount of times ive played kanye west..<br />[i got it on my walkman phone <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" />] and its simply the best..<br /><br />do you think its just a phase??????<br />~~~~<br /><br />and btw..<br />i wont be putting some stuff on for a while until i figure out how to complete my coursework..<br />yep its my first one and im finding it hard to start it of..<br />so if ANYONE can help me that would be gratefull.. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/worship.gif" width="30" height="15" alt=":worship:" title="Worship" /><br /><br />toodles..<a href="http://sweetsacrificetm.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/w/sweetsacrificetm.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsweetsacrificetm:" title="sweetsacrificetm"/></a>...thats me!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Because im so COOL!! :D also because im O.T.T.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 14:26:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ahhhhh..<br />Sup everybody..<br />because im so bored--ive decided its best for everyone's welfare [and mine] to be putting up MORE jokes..<br />Isnt Trish-y the best [note to you-NEVER call me Trish-y]<br /><br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />20 Years With My Wife<br />A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. <br />She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee. <br />"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked. <br />"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked. <br />"Yes I do." she replied. <br />"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" <br />"Yes I remember." <br />"Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said.'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?" <br />"Yes I do", she replied. <br />He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know I would have gotten out today." <br /><br />**********<br /><br />And heres another one for your eyes..<br /><br />Havaii<br />Two people are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced "Havaii" or "Hawaii". So they stood there arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask a person that was walking by. They asked the gentelman: "Excuse me sir, is Hawaii pronounced "Havaii" or "Hawaii"?The gentelman said, "Havaii".So they both looked at each other, and as the gentelman was leaving, one of the two said to him, "Thank you".The gentelman replied and said: "You're velcome"! <br /><br />**********<br /><br />And another..<br /><br />The Bike Or Mary Gets It!<br /><br />A little boy at Christmas time is writing to Santa. He writes, "Dear Santa, I've been a good boy all year, please can I have a bike." Then he thinks that's not quite true, so he starts again and writes, "Dear Santa, I've been good all week, please can I have a bike," but again he thinks it's not quite true, so he writes another letter.<br />This time he writes, "Dear Santa, I've been good all day, please can I have a bike." He's still not happy with it however and he thinks, 'Christmas isn't just about Santa.' So he runs downstairs and grabs the toy Mary from the nativity set.<br />He takes the model back up to his room and writes a fourth letter. "Dear Jesus, I've got your mother and if you want to see her again, send me a bike." <br /><br />**********<br /><br />And the last one..<br /><br />Don't Lie to Mom<br /><br />John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious. <br />Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." <br />About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." <br />So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." <br />Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom." <br />Lesson of the day... Don't Lie To Your Mother. <br />_________________________________<br /><br />You know you like my jokes!!! <br />Its funny that these ones ARE funny!!<br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/g/giggle.gif" width="17" height="15" alt=":giggle:" title="Giggle" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lol.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":lol:" title="LOL" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/lmao.gif" width="19" height="21" alt=":lmao:" title="Laughing my ass off!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/nana.gif" width="37" height="22" alt=":nana:" title="Nana, look what I have and you dont!" /><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Because im so COOL!! :D</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 09:45:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello my brothers and sisters from other mothers and mistas!!!! [wrote that because im cool]<br />Whaduya think..<br /><br />Things Not To Say On Your Wedding NightÂ<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omg.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":omg:" title="OMG" /><br /><br /><br />But everybody looks funny naked! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/embarrassed.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":blush:" title="Blush" /><br /><br />You woke me up for that?<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/disbelief.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":disbelief:" title="Disbelief" /><br /><br />Did I mention the video camera?<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/drool.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=":drool:" title="Drool" /><br /><br />Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!<br /><br />Can you please pass me the remote control?<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/i/ignore.gif" width="26" height="15" alt=":ignore:" title="Ignore" /><br /><br />Do you accept Visa?<br /><br />ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sleep.gif" width="38" height="22" alt=":sleep:" title="Sleep" /><br /><br />On second thought, let's turn off the lights.<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flirty.gif" width="30" height="26" alt=":flirty:" title="Flirtatious" /><br /><br />Do you get any premium movie channels?<br /><br />Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" /><br /><br />But I just brushed my teeth...<br /><br />Smile, you're on Candid Camera!<br /><br />Did you know the ceiling needs painting?<br /><br />Did I remember to take my pill?<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/ohmygod.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":ohmygod:" title="OMG!" /><br /><br />But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..<br /><br />Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?<br /><br />You're almost as good as my ex!<br /><br />Now I know why he/she dumped you...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" /><br /><br />What are you planning to make for breakfast?<br /><br />I have a confession...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omg.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":omg:" title="OMG" /><br /><br />You can cook, too right?<br /><br />Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.<br /><br />Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Because im so COOL!! :D</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 09:45:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hello my brothers and sisters from other mothers and mistas!!!! [wrote that because im cool]<br />Whaduya think..<br /><br />Things Not To Say On Your Wedding NightÂ<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omg.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":omg:" title="OMG" /><br /><br /><br />But everybody looks funny naked! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/e/embarrassed.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":blush:" title="Blush" /><br /><br />You woke me up for that?<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/disbelief.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":disbelief:" title="Disbelief" /><br /><br />Did I mention the video camera?<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/d/drool.gif" width="15" height="18" alt=":drool:" title="Drool" /><br /><br />Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!<br /><br />Can you please pass me the remote control?<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/i/ignore.gif" width="26" height="15" alt=":ignore:" title="Ignore" /><br /><br />Do you accept Visa?<br /><br />ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sleep.gif" width="38" height="22" alt=":sleep:" title="Sleep" /><br /><br />On second thought, let's turn off the lights.<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/flirty.gif" width="30" height="26" alt=":flirty:" title="Flirtatious" /><br /><br />Do you get any premium movie channels?<br /><br />Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" /><br /><br />But I just brushed my teeth...<br /><br />Smile, you're on Candid Camera!<br /><br />Did you know the ceiling needs painting?<br /><br />Did I remember to take my pill?<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/ohmygod.gif" width="26" height="18" alt=":ohmygod:" title="OMG!" /><br /><br />But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..<br /><br />Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?<br /><br />You're almost as good as my ex!<br /><br />Now I know why he/she dumped you...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" /><br /><br />What are you planning to make for breakfast?<br /><br />I have a confession...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omg.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":omg:" title="OMG" /><br /><br />You can cook, too right?<br /><br />Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.<br /><br />Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Exams are No More!!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 14:32:38 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Ha my exams are over...<br />now i have humanities exams to do <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/f/frown.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":(" title=":( (Sad)" /> i think im going to cry <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/t/tears.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":tears:" title="Tears" /><br />who like humanities?..and we have to do these stupid exams for what..<br />so the government can see how good we're doing in other subjects apart from maths, english and science...<br />why cant we just have an art exam..--that'll be better wouldnt it..<br />__________________________________________________________________________<br />Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh and no-ones asked me about my birthday... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cake.gif" width="32" height="32" alt=":cake:" title="Have your cake and eat it too" /><br />just to save your breath it was crap..<br />i was revising, and it felt like i was boiling in a sauna.....<br />the heat here is phenominal...but enough about the heat and my birthday, and my exams..<br />because im boring myself out..<br />just thought id update this....<br /><br />XxTrishxX---<a href="http://sweetsacrificetm.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.com/avatars/s/w/sweetsacrificetm.gif" width="50" height="50" alt=":iconsweetsacrificetm:" title="sweetsacrificetm"/></a>---thats me!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Cake...</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 10:32:16 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You never guess what happened..<br />i was on the bus (minding my own) and this boy and girl started talking about cake..<br />i mean the were talking about fecking cake...<img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cake.gif" width="32" height="32" alt=":cake:" title="Have your cake and eat it too" /><br />so im like what the fiddle--its not like people wanna here your convo about cake!!!<br />so anywhos i got of the bus and then when i got home-----i wanted cake <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cake.gif" width="32" height="32" alt=":cake:" title="Have your cake and eat it too" />.........i seriously wanted cake <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cake.gif" width="32" height="32" alt=":cake:" title="Have your cake and eat it too" />, my mouth was watering and i was there in the kitchen searching the cuboards for cake... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cake.gif" width="32" height="32" alt=":cake:" title="Have your cake and eat it too" /> but i didnt come on to talk about my cravings for cake...<br />_______________________________________<br />ive got my sats this week (the official thing) and im seriously crapping myself so i wont be on for the following week but........im putting on alot of deviations so have a skidaddle at them if you want (please do)...<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Teachers Strike!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:44:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WTF!!!<br />My schools on strike...STRIKE!!<br />hehe no school...<br />________________________________________________<br />That means i can upload some more stuff, so im gonna go and do that shortly!!<br />they're some pretty good stuff..<br /><br />************************************************<br />Yeah thats kinda it, i'm SPEACHLESS!!!<br />I thought the mood was funny thats why its there...i'd never have a cat fight--my face is too precious!!<br /><br />But heres my army of emoticons....i like to call them minnie me's << SO original!!<br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/backstab.gif" width="42" height="16" alt=":backstab:" title="Stabbed in the back!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/begone.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":begone:" title="Begone!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blahblah.gif" width="37" height="15" alt=":blahblah:" title="You talk too much!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blowkiss.gif" width="35" height="21" alt=":blowkiss:" title="Here's a kiss for you, my love!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boo.gif" width="27" height="29" alt=":boo:" title="BOO! Ha ha, gotcha!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/boogie.gif" width="25" height="25" alt=":boogie:" title="Boogie!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/comfort.gif" width="38" height="15" alt=":cling:" title="Comfort me." /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/highfive.gif" width="45" height="20" alt=":highfive:" title="High-five!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/o/omfg.gif" width="15" height="20" alt=":omfg:" title="omfg" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/plotting.gif" width="18" height="20" alt=":plotting:" title="Hmm. Evil plotting in progress." /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sarcasm.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":sarcasm:" title="Hahahahaha. No." /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/sarcasticclap.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":sarcasticclap:" title="Oh yeah. Yay. Good for you." /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/slap.gif" width="33" height="23" alt=":slap:" title="I'm going to slap some sense into you!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stab.gif" width="24" height="15" alt=":stab:" title="Stabbed in the gut, just like Jack the Ripper!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stupidme.gif" width="30" height="30" alt=":stupidme:" title="Stupid Me!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/stupid.gif" width="44" height="46" alt=":stupid:" title="Stupid" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wow.gif" width="23" height="15" alt=":wow:" title="Wow!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/whew.gif" width="25" height="17" alt=":phew:" title="Phew!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/l/love.gif" width="23" height="16" alt=":love:" title="Love" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/i/ignore.gif" width="26" height="15" alt=":ignore:" title="Ignore" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/headbang.gif" width="47" height="16" alt=":headbang:" title="Headbang!" /><img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/j/jawdrop.gif" width="15" height="32" alt=":jawdrop:" title="Jawdrop" /><br /><br />They hurt my eyes!!! But you gotta love em!! << higher forces know i do<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My Birthday Presents...????</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:36:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Where are my birthday presents??<br /><br />Although my birthday is May 5th (remember that) you have to send me my birthday presents in advance... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":mwahaha:" title="Mwahahahahahahaha!" /><br />Just joking---though my birthday is May 5th (remember that)!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cake.gif" width="32" height="32" alt=":cake:" title="Have your cake and eat it too" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/chew.gif" width="19" height="17" alt=":chew:" title="Chew" /><br /><br />Birthdays arent just about presies....well they kinda are, but its the celebration of your birth...When your mothers went through ALL that pain...<br />My mum didnt go through any pain....i got pulled out of her!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/j/jawdrop.gif" width="15" height="32" alt=":jawdrop:" title="Jawdrop" /><br /><br />Anyhoos.....dont know what im gonna do for my birthday anyways...<br />Probably take pills.. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pills.gif" width="42" height="17" alt=":pills:" title="Pills" /> and OD..<br />...or just eat...pie <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pie.gif" width="22" height="22" alt=":pie:" title="Yummy pie!" /><br />__________I LIKE EMOTICONS!!!!_____________ahh send me emoticons for my birthday instead!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>My Birthday Presents...????</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:35:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Where are my birthday presents??<br /><br />Although my birthday is May 5th (remember that) you have to send me ny birthday presents in advance... <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/mwahaha.gif" width="29" height="15" alt=":mwahaha:" title="Mwahahahahahahaha!" /><br />Just joking---though my birthday is May 5th (remember that)!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":D" title=":D (Big Grin)" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/cake.gif" width="32" height="32" alt=":cake:" title="Have your cake and eat it too" /> <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/c/chew.gif" width="19" height="17" alt=":chew:" title="Chew" /><br /><br />Birthdays arent just about presies....well they kinda are, but its the celebration of your birth...When your mothers went through ALL that pain...<br />My mum didnt go through any pain....i got pulled out of her!!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/j/jawdrop.gif" width="15" height="32" alt=":jawdrop:" title="Jawdrop" /><br /><br />Anyhoos.....dont know what im gonna do for my birthday anyways...<br />Probably take pills.. <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pills.gif" width="42" height="17" alt=":pills:" title="Pills" /> and OD..<br />...or just eat...pie <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/p/pie.gif" width="22" height="22" alt=":pie:" title="Yummy pie!" /><br />__________I LIKE EMOTICONS!!!!_____________ahh send me emoticons for my birthday instead!!!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Strictly Suicidal TM...</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 07:43:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just kinda ignore the subject title...it was supposed to be my name but i was daydreaming on the internet........litrally.<br /><br />I got my pictures on!!! <br />they're over there <<<<<<<<<---------<br />hope you like them...please comment on them...even if you didnt like them...just tell me what skills i could use to make the ones that dont look right or the one you dnt like better!!<br /><br />Oh.....and a very random question..<br />does anyone know how to do those 20x155 avatar thingys..because im about to kill someone how stressed i am trying to find one....so if anyone has any free time to create one for me...i'll be really gratefull...<br /><br />Oh.....and my doodles are going on there shortly...i think..<br />and so are my collages..i think<br /><br />Thanks again for reading my journal thing<br />Trish (the main man with a plan.....but im not really a man, so kind of DISMISS the man part)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>New!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:13:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Hey im new....<br />just trying to figure out how to put my pictures on here..<br />wouldnt mind some help please<br /><br />SATS in a couple weeks....<br />wish me luck!!!<br />im soooooooo gonna need it..<br /><br />Thanx for reading my little journal...thing<br />Trish<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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