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]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/24258939/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/24258939/ Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:15:42 PDT
Gahhh! I can never wear headphones again.

Now, if you'll excuse, I'm going to go have a heart attack now.

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/23003624/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/23003624/ Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:11:02 PST
The rules:
1. Post these rules. (Alright, no problem there.)
2. You have to post eight things about yourself. (Eight? Why eight?)
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag eight people and post their icons on the same journal. (Yeah....no, not going to happen.)
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them. (No.)
5. No tag-backs. (Well, that shouldn't be a problem.)

1. My fingernails are green...*sparkly* green.

2. Is fingernails one word or two?

3. I looked it up; it's only one word.

4. I'm half way done with this.

5. My lips are chapped.

6. Oh wait, I've found some lip balm...and it's Dr. Pepper flavored! Sweet!

7. I don't think Dr. Pepper really went to medical school.

8. But if he (she?) did, I bet he/she'd be a dermitologist.

Okay, that was fun.

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/21268611/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/21268611/ Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:22:32 PDT
I'm not sure why, but I appreciate the free pants.

Also, I think he takes random socks as payment because I keep finding single, unpaired socks floating around in my dresser drawers.

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/20126711/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/20126711/ Sun, 24 Aug 2008 08:50:13 PDT

So it's my 20th birthday today, which means...well, I still can't drink alcohol. Drat.

Oh well, at least I'm no longer a teenager. I feel more mature and rational already. *leaves to stuff face with cake*

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/19643055/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/19643055/ Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:45:01 PDT
Rules of the game:

- Choose a singer/band/group
- Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group
- Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged)

I'll let Media Player pick one at random...Panic!at the Disco

1. Are you male or female? "She's a Handsome Woman"
And don't you forget it!


2. Describe yourself. "Mad as Rabbits"
That pretty much covers it.

3. What do people feel when they're around you? "Teen Hearts Beating Faster"
How could I not use this one?


4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
Ah, I'm just kidding- I don't date.

5. Describe your current relationship. "Intermission"
In other words, I'm still single.



6. Where would you want to be now? "Behind the Sea"
This is more or less accurate actually.


7. How do you feel about love? "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage"


8. What's your life like? "Fueled by Ramen"
I'm actually eating Ramen while typing this.



9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? "That Green Gentleman"
You know, the giant one on cans of vegetables.



10. Say something wise. "Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have without Taking her Clothes Off"



I tag ...everyone who reads this without commenting on it!

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/18786214/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/18786214/ Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:34:44 PDT Jewel Willam (Haha! Those mafia thugs will never find me now!)


2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Lloyd Everett (Driving in circles is fun.)


3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Sloli (Strong with the force, I am.)


4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Violet Wolf (Inspector Gadget, eat your heart out.)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Dawn Springs (I think this soap opera name has already been taken.)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Burgandy Punch! (I beat you bloody and then fly away!)

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Lian (Sounds too much like a boy's name for my taste, but it could be worse.)

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Raspberry Oreo (South side forever, yo!)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Riley Amy Circle. (I kind of like it.)

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Pleasures Bottle-Caps (I definitely like that one.)

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Tongue Ridge. (Heh)

Anyone who reads this without commenting has to do it!

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/18078536/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/18078536/ Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:24:31 PDT
One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns; I'll drive."



]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/17412615/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/17412615/ Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:19:47 PDT

The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Seeing the wreckage, he dug a hole and buried the politicians.

A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and apsked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer told him he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, they were ALL dead?"

The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/15963735/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/15963735/ Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:15:37 PST
“Yes,” the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?”

“Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.”

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/15932161/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/15932161/ Fri, 14 Dec 2007 14:37:24 PST
town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church,

the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each

church was overrun with pesky squirrels.



One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting

to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much

prayer and consideration they determined that the

squirrels were predestined to be there and they

shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up

habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and

decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown

the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow

and there were twice as many there the next week.



The Methodist Church got together and decided that

they were not in a position to harm any of God's

creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels

and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three

days later, the squirrels were back.



But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best

and most effective solution. They baptized the

squirrels and registered them as members of the

church. Now they only see them on Christmas and

Easter.

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/15468840/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/15468840/ Sun, 11 Nov 2007 18:37:40 PST

Name: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Birthday: August 24th

Birthplace: Maternity ward

Current Location: In front of my computer

Eye Color: Well, the sclera is white, the iris is blue, and the pupil is black.

Hair Color: Naturally dark blonde, usually colored auburn

Height: Tall enough to not need a foot-stool for most things, short enough to be constanly hitting ceilings or light fixtures.

Right Handed or Left Handed: I have one of each.

Your Heritage: European and (very little) Native American

The Shoes You Wore Today: A pair I stole from a dead hooker....at least I think she was dead.

Your Weakness: Like I'd tell you my weaknesses!

Your Fears: Strange things that I can sense but can't see.

Your Perfect Pizza: Freshly delivered

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Probably "0o"

Your Bedtime: Whenever I slump over in exhaustion.

Pepsi or Coke:

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Me no likey the tea-ee.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Well, if it's icecream, I like vanilla; if it's body-paint I prefer chocolate.

Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't like either, and bo... ]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/15456055/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/15456055/ Sat, 10 Nov 2007 22:25:58 PST
This is the third time I've had to break into someone else's car for them so they could get their keys (though twice it was for the same guy).

So, how was your night?

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/14316609/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/14316609/ Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:20:34 PDT
Practically a senior citizen by now. Soon I'll be sitting on an old rocking chair talking about the good ol' days.

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/13341608/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/13341608/ Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:05:27 PDT
Though I have to go back to see the doctor about my newly diagnosed anemia...joy.

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/13031606/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/13031606/ Sun, 20 May 2007 21:57:55 PDT
Thanks to everyone who's ever visited my page ever! Even if was only on accident!

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/13015726/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/13015726/ Sat, 19 May 2007 16:40:26 PDT I was tagged! So here goes:

Name: Sorry, not telling!

You are: A lot of things.

You wish you were: A lot of other things.

You hope: To live and (some day years from now) to
die happy

People think you are: A variety of things: Kind, cold,
intelligent, annoying, silly...the list goes on.

Intelligent people think you are: Eccentric

But, really, you're just: Actually, I am eccentric.

Your problem is: I'm really bad at math.

Just how crazy are you: Crazy enough to exist in this
mad world of ours.

Your dreams generally include: Well, there is the
typical naked at school one...

Number of monthly nightmares: I almost never have nightmares.

Percentage dreams involving sex: None (unfortunately)

Your IQ is: Rather high in some areas and lower in others

You are a: Generic carbon-based humanoid

Your strength is: My sense of humor.

Your weakness is: My general lazyness.

You think normal people are: better at hiding how
strange they really are.

Normal people think that you are:...nothing
because "normal" people don't exist.


I Tag...
Whomever wants to do this, as always.

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/12682972/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/12682972/ Sat, 21 Apr 2007 16:56:11 PDT [link]

I will (if you respond to this journal)...

1. ...respond with something random about you.
2. ...challenge you to try something.
3. ...pick a colour that I associate with you.
4. ...tell you something I like about you.
5. ...tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. ...tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. ...ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.

Aaaand...
8. If I do this for you, you must post this in your journal! Well you don't *have* to but you can if you want.

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/12082620/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/12082620/ Tue, 06 Mar 2007 15:24:51 PST
2. On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like your house? 9, my house rocks! (Mostly because it's filled with awesome people)

3. What is your favourite flavour jelly bean? I like most of them.


4. What does your screensaver look like? A black screen.

5. Look at something randomly..what is it? A white plastic bracelet.


6. What are your uncles' names? Sam (get it? Uncle Sam!)


7. What is your favourite dark drink? (if you dont have a clue what this question means, its like cola and blueberry juice, not sprite or soda-water)
Ah, nothing really comes to mind for this one.

8. What are you having for dinner? Food.

9. Do you like flash games? Depends on the game itself.

10. Do you know what Oden is? I do now.

11. What kind of camera do you have? Don't have one.

12. What food do you hate the most? Canned spinach.

13. Do you like Sonic characters? I don't hate them.

14.What is your favourite kind of kitty? My kitty is my favorite.

]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/9962881/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/9962881/ Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:22:01 PDT [link]

RULES OF THE SHUFFLE:
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.
NO CHEATING.


HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE ME?
"So Far Away" by Crossfade
Ah, so appropriate.


WILL I HAVE A HAPPY LIFE?
"Life in a Tenement Square" by Flogging Molly
Oh, dear, that doesn't sound good.


WHAT DO PEOPLE REALLY THINK OF ME?
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool
Well, I guess that means people think I'm a crazy murderer...cool!


DO PEOPLE SECRETLY LUST AFTER ME?
"Dear Claudia" by South FM
"Dear claudia, you should try not to sleep with your best friend's boyfriend"
I guess that means my best friend's boyfriend lusts after me...but my best friend doesn't have a boyfriend! Guess that's just a "no" then.

HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY?
"Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have without Taking Her Clothes Off" By Panic!At the Disco
Well, that's pretty much self-explanatory.


WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY LIFE?
"Whisper" by Evanescence

WILL I HAVE CHILDREN?
"With Arms Wide Open" by Creed
Now, there's the perfect song for that question.

WHAT IS SOME GOOD ADVICE FOR ME?
"White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane
I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever in Wonderland...or the Matrix.

WHAT DO I THINK MY CURRENT THEME SONG IS?
"Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

WHAT DOES EVERYONE ELSE THINK MY CURRENT THEME SONG IS?
"The Noose" by A Perfect Circle
0o Why does everyone else think that's my theme song?


WHAT SONG WILL PLAY AT MY FUNERAL?
"Save Tonight" by Eagle Eye Cherry
"Save Tonight, tomorrow I'll be gone"
I think it'll be a little late for that song.

WHAT TYPE OF MAN/WOMAN DO YOU LIKE?
"The Highwayman" by Lorena Mckennit

WHAT IS MY DAY GOING TO BE LIKE?
"Beautiful" by Alex Parks
Woo! Jackpot!

WHY AM I HERE?
"(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult
I'm here to not fear the reaper...got it.

WHAT WILL PEOPLE REMEMBER ME FOR?
"Wasting My Time" by Default
Ah, crud.

WHAT SONG WILL I GET STUCK IN MY HEAD TOMORROW?
"Everybody Wants to Be a Cat" by Disney
That song gets stuck in my head all the time.

ARE THERE PEOPLE OUTSIDE WAITING TO TAKE ME AWAY?
"Riders on the Storm" by The Doors
Uh-oh, riders on the storm want to take me away.

WHAT WILL THIS YEAR BE ALL ABOUT?
"Hotel California" by the Eagles.
Darn, I was hoping to get "Sex and Candy" for this one. ]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/8779642/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/8779642/ Mon, 15 May 2006 15:02:18 PDT ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/7994933/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/7994933/ Fri, 24 Feb 2006 23:02:16 PST
ajlfdlasjfdasjlfdaioewruhguhhuojhhhh

Someone please kill me. ]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/7849564/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/7849564/ Thu, 09 Feb 2006 18:15:48 PST
Personally, I don't much care for it, but that doesn't stop me from planning on wearing pink heart-shaped sunglasses and Cupid/angel wings on school for the fourteenth. ]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/7687068/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/7687068/ Mon, 23 Jan 2006 16:10:23 PST ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/6715107/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/6715107/ Sat, 08 Oct 2005 19:10:22 PDT
The other night, I was bored so I went with my friends to Taco Bell; I get a free soda there because that's where my sister works. And, since it's October, I also happened to be wearing a Halloween cape and a bat-shaped eye-mask just for fun.

Well, the local Taco Bell is literally directly across the street from a Wendy's fast-food place, and one of my sister's coworkers, "Trish," was only five or so minutes away from her dinner break, it was too late for lunch, and she wanted some crackers to go with her meal.

Since the nearby Wendy's has free crackers for their chili, she asked to Nick, another of my sister's coworkers, to please go get her some.

Sadly, Nick is lazy bum and tried to get Ed, another coworker, to do it instead.


However, Ed is also a lazy bum and wouldn't do it either.

Well, Trish's shift was coming to an end, and still no one was leaving, (choosing instead to argue over who should go get them rather than take a two-minute trip) so I finally yelled out "Fine! I'LL get the damn crackers!"

And then I stormed out of the restaurant, across the highway, burst through the front doors with my mask in place and cape flying out behind me, grabbed a large handful of crackers, and then stormed back out with the entire Wendy's population staring at me in bemusement.

So, I got a laugh and Trish got her crackers. All and all, it was quite a happy ending for everyone. ]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/6399434/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/6399434/ Fri, 02 Sep 2005 17:10:56 PDT


My email was as follows:

"I was absent today (Friday, September 2nd) from your third block
class, and I had one of my friends send me our assignment, the one where
we take characters from The Grapes of Wrath and fling them into the
aftermath of hurricane Katrina (I guess the Joads just haven't suffered
enough).

Well, while pursing the rubric, I came across an unfamiliar word:
"physiognomy." I have tried three online dictions and an encyclopedia,
but I'm still not clear on what exactly "physiognomy" is in a literary
sense or how I am to incorporate it into a story. I am requesting
that you please provide a clear explanation for my benefit.

On another note, at the risk of seeming rude or impertinent, I have
to question your request of having us "imitate Steinbeck's style."
Imitating another author's style is stifling to the creative process,
not mention infringes on the ability of a person to develop his or her
own unique style.

Once again, I must apologize if I offend you by questioning your
methods, but that is simply my opinion.

I thank you most graciously for your time, and I hope that you will
respond soon.



Yours in sincerity,

Lily, 3rd Block AP (Advanced Placement)"



And her reply was thus:

Dear Inquisitive One,

First of all, I am impressed by your quick attention to your make up
work!!! Secondly, physiognomy is simply describing the outward
features of a character to reveal the inner nature of that person. A few
examples from the novel are as follows: page 6--the repetition of
the "new" clothes infers that Tom has just been released from prison.
Also, his clothes are too big which implies that he did not select
them, and had to made due with what he was given; page 71--Pa is
described as hard and weathered from the description of his clothes; and
page 74--Ma is described as the power or strength of the family. Hopes
this helps define this. You are free to add a couple of new
characters to your episode, so you could just describe them in such a way to
infer some of their personality traits.

Steinbeck, as all quality writers, provides such a rich display of
style that I would be remiss if I didn't allow you to bask in his
stylistic approach to writing. I am sure that some of you own voice will
appear a tad bit which is fine. I hardly think that one writing
assignment will stifle the flow of creativity.

Hope you enjoy the challenge to be John.

Onward and upward,

Mrs. Susan G. (full name withheld)



The thing is, rather than finding her repartee offensive, I was quite amused by it. I must say that I shall find my English class all the more entertaining from now on. ]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/6183215/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/6183215/ Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:34:18 PDT
“Good morning!” - Me
“Go away; morning doesn't start 'til noon.” - Mom

“Not now, I’m on a drunken flea hunt.” - Dad

"I must admit that I love the little laughing purple devil head" - Me (talking about emoticons)

“If you give me a dollar, I won’t sing aloud to this song.” - Dad

“I just had a great drunken idea!” - Mom


“At least I got to see the "homies say 'ho' and girlies wanna scream" part.” - Dad


“Congratulations! You made it! Your reward is death!” - Dad (talking to a spider)


“Why are spiders so determined to get in here?” - Dad
“I don’t know. I guess our house is like a spider Mecca.” - Me

“You two behave now.” -Dad (Talking to Julie and me)
“Yeah, Julie, you heard the man. Behave!” - Me
“Excuse me, he said you *two*.” - Julie
“Obviously he was talking about you and the little voice inside your head.” - Me

“Yeah, he’s a real genius with a capital ‘J’.” - Shawn

“You know, I don’t think Meatwad gets the honeys.” -Mom (watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

"Carrots are good for the eyes, but gravy, gravy is good for the soul." - Dad

“I don’t like cooking, especially with flour. I just find the feel of flour on my hands to be disturbing, and that’s saying something considering who I married.” -Mom
“And who you gave birth to.” - Julie

“Let’s just say that she’s not very b-r-i-t-e.” - Shawn


“Do a little dance! Make a little love! Get down tonight!” Dad while singing and dancing around in the kitchen in his underwear.

“Let’s see, we need to get up by at least one tomorrow, so what time do we go to bed to still get eight hours of sleep.....five! So we can stay up until five A.M.” - Dad
“Yay!” - Me
“Sleep? We don’t need sleep! We are the walking dead!” - Julie

"The phone's breathing again." - Mom (our phone makes weird static like noises sometimes)

"....searching for a link between us and our ape origins" - T.V.
"What? Searching for ape oranges? Yuck!" - Me


For those who are wondering, Shawn is my brother, and Julie is my sister. You can see a picture of her here --> [link]

Sadly, I don't have pictures of anyone else in my family....unless mug shots count. ]]> ~Sykoticstalker27 http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/5761978/ http://Sykoticstalker27.deviantart.com/journal/5761978/ Sun, 26 Jun 2005 12:16:46 PDT
Just today my mom was engrossed in ghost-centric horror movie, which she is especially frightened by, and my dad crawled behind the couch with an evil smirk that would have made a demon jealous.

Slowly, he moved until he right behind her, and then...

Dad: BOO!

Mom: AHH! Jesus #$*% Christ! You @$#%^! You scared me!

Then they both just laughed.

Amazing how they can both be near fifty-years-old and still act like kids.

Never a dull moment around those two. ]]> ~Sykoticstalker27