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                <title>Um. Hm.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:45:08 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My dad often sings songs and makes up his wrong lyrics. He just sang one while walking into the kitchen after seeing a commercial, and it worried me.<br /><br />"Chestnuts roasting over an open Mitchell."<br /><br />I am concerned.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Sicky-poo.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:40:41 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I feel fucking GREAT.<br /><br />Not.<br /><br />I don't want to do anything at all. And this is my week for Yearbook. Fuuuuuuu. I have a layout, which kinda sucks, but I can't really do anything from home on it. God dammit.<br /><br />It needs to snow so school gets canceled.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>TiK ToK.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:43:37 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Parody version. Pretty much awesome.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3dtL8YCKn0&annotation_id=annotation_204123&feature=iv">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>What?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:37:21 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves.<br />The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus.<br />This is not the algorithm. This is close.<br />---<br />Anyone else noticed this near the bottom of the xkcd page?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Oh also.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:49:00 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Over 8000 pageviews, whoo.<br /><br />Also also.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://parrygripp.com/">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>GHHF.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:19:15 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I HATE Twilight, and all the little annoying twat-mouthed fan girls (and guys, sadly) that obsess over the foot-faced Robert Pattinson and the gross, furry of a Native American.<br /><br />1. Stephanie Meyer did just about NO research before starting her disgusting little book series. She knew that vampires drank blood, and that's about it. <br /><br />2. Forks, Washington is STATISTICALLY the rainiest place in the United States, which she found out when she Googled "rainiest place in the united states." Maybe she should have visited the boring-ass place before she chose that.<br /><br />3. Robert Pattinson looks like a foot.<br /><br />4. Bella is a skanky whore that can't choose between a furry and a guy that glitters in the sunlight. What a shitty taste in "men."<br /><br />5. This isn't Meyer's fault, but the actors in the movies suck complete BALLS. The movies might not be so horrible had they not been such shitty actors and actresses. <br /><br />6. Vampires burn in sunlight. Their skin begins BURNING and MELTING when exposed to UV rays. THEY DO NOT SPARKLE.<br /><br />7. Vampires are not super-humans with the ability to run up mountains in five seconds and stop a car from hitting some bitch in the parking lot at school. REAL vampires are a bit stronger than the average man, and a bit faster with more endurance. <br /><br />8. She probably didn't know that vampires are technically dead, and therefore can't have sex to reproduce. <br /><br />9. Vampires can die in more ways than ripping them to pieces and lighting those pieces on fire. Decapitation and just lighting them on fire works fine. Steaks don't, since again, they're dead. That's not going to do anything to them.<br /><br />10. Robert Pattinson looks like a foot.<br /><br />11. I liked Robert Pattinson when he was Cedric Diggory. Now there is nothing to redeem him.<br /><br />12. The storyline of the series sucks. She loves him because she's a stupid bitch, and he likes her for god knows what reason, because like I said, she's a stupid bitch. He won't turn her into a vampire because he cares about her too much or some shit, but in the end he does it anyway. She starts liking the furry guy with abs, and then the two guys fight, etc, and she picks foot-face. Then the furfag imprints or whatever it's called on her newborn baby (even though vampires can't reproduce). I guess imprinting means that he claimed the baby as his soul mate, even though he's 17 years older than it. Gross. Pedophilia, necrophilia, and disgusting yifffffffucking all over in these books.<br /><br /><br />The one redeeming quality is that she ended the series, and people ruined her little story about what happened from foot-faces point of view so that she wouldn't keep writing it. Thank you, internet.<br /><br />The music is good, but that's from the movie. The movies suck, but they had good music choices.<br /><br />Done ranting now. I hadn't formally done this yet and felt the need to.<br /><br />Twilight fags can argue with me all they want, but I'll always hate the series and the people who orgasm their fucking eyes out because of it.<br /><br /><br />ALSO. Does anyone besides me think it's gross that a bunch of 40-year-old, gross mothers like this series? They get hot for supposedly 17-year-old guys, but nobody seems to think that's wrong. What if it were old men in their 40's that were screaming and yelling for girls that were 17? Is that okay? No. Neither are.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Oh by the way.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 02:59:02 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="example-header"></div><br /><br />Seeing a dog on the highway that's been hit by a car but is still alive and unable to move puts a damper on the rest of your day.<br /><br />Just so everyone knows.<br /><br /><div class="example-footer"></div> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Ffffuckyes.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:03:59 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="example-header"></div><br /><br />Today was basically awesome.<br /><br />Franny and I went to her house right after school and <strike>had sex</strike> played Assassins Creed for over six hours straight. I only took one break to go to the bathroom because I was full of grape juice and ginger ale. I'm also full of Nerds and Kit Kats and M&Ms. I think my intestines are going to hurt a little at some point tonight.<br /><br />I also finally got to go in Franny's room, which is wtfawesome. Way cooler than my lame room. Also there are Nerds all over Franny's floor because she's retarded. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/d/dummy.gif" width="21" height="15" alt=":dummy:" title="I am a dummy!" /><br /><br /><div class="example-footer"></div> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>I know what to expect from this.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:17:06 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="example-header"></div><br /><br />::WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I...::<br /><br /><br />I died:<br /><br />I kissed you:<br /><br />I fell:<br /><br />I lived next door to you:<br /><br />I showed up at your house unexpectedly:<br /><br />I stole something:<br /><br />I was murdered:<br /><br />I cried:<br /><br />I asked you to marry me:<br /><br />I was hospitalized:<br /><br />::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::<br /><br />Personality:<br /><br />Eyes:<br /><br />Hair:<br /><br />Family:<br /><br />Smile:<br /><br />::WOULD YOU::/<br /><br />Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?<br /><br />Keep a secret if i told you one?<br /><br />Hold my hand?<br /><br />Study with me?<br /><br />Cook for me?<br /><br />Love me?<br /><br />Date me?<br /><br />Have sex with me?<br /><br />::HAVE YOU EVER::<br /><br />Lied to make me feel better?<br /><br />Wanted to kiss me?<br /><br />Wanted to kill me?<br /><br />Broke my heart?<br /><br />Thought I was unbearably annoying?<br /><br />Hated me?<br /><br />Wanted to tell me something but didn't?<br /><br />Wondered about my sanity?<br /><br />Wanted to do something to me?<br />If you're bored.<br /><br /><br />::More::<br /><br />When and how did we meet?<br /><br />Describe me in three words.<br /><br />What was your first impression of me?<br /><br />What do you think of me now?<br /><br />What reminds you of me?<br /><br />Could you see us together forever?<br /><br />When's the last time you saw me?<br /><br />Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?<br /><br />Do you care?<br /><br /><div class="example-footer"></div> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Heh.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:50:17 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="example-header"></div><br /><br />It's amazing how bipolar I am. <br /><br />All better now, basically.<br /><br /><div class="example-footer"></div> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Eh.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:25:43 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <div class="example-header"></div><br /><br />Feel like complete shit, but other than being tired I don't really know why. I get constant headaches, which is why I try to remember to take Ibuprofen every morning. I think it does a decent job throughout the day, but I don't really remember. I kind of forget what happened that day by about 5 PM.<br /><br />I don't eat enough, I think. I'm not being all eating disorder-y, I just don't really feel like eating much lately. I'm not sick, either, but I wish I was. I could probably use a break from school and everything else. I slack off constantly and somehow I'm still stressed out almost all the time. Hell, I feel like crying now for no decent reason.<br /><br />I don't know what I'm going to do after I graduate. Part of me wants to go to college, and part of me knows I probably won't. I constantly hear my parents talking about how we're always low on money, and how they can't afford this, and don't need to buy that. It doesn't really help that I overheard them talking about how my dad, and every other biologist where he works, might get fired. That would basically fuck everything to hell. <br /><br />So I doubt I could go to college even if I tried, unless I somehow managed to get a scholarship. Good luck, right? Whatever. I'll just stay here and work for a year or something. Not like I have anything better to do with my life. I don't even know what I want to study in school. I'm not great at anything, only kind of good at a few things, and that doesn't really help me much.<br /><br />I feel like no matter what I do, something will always be wrong. That either my family will be having some issue, like it always seems to be. Or that I'll go through stages of severe depression like I have been lately. Another thing about that, I don't want to go to any sort of psychologist because I know we can't really afford that sort of thing. It's expensive as hell, and I personally think it wouldn't really help me.<br /><br />I don't know anymore. I'm rambling now and don't know what else to complain about. Life is kind of sucking right now, and I really don't like it. And I'm really, really hoping that it starts sucking a little less very soon. <br /><br />Guess I could have it worse, though.<br /><br />Also, I think this is the skin that Franny is using. Sorry if it is. Not trying to copy you, I just wanted something simple and blue.<br /><br /><div class="example-footer"></div> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Well, no.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:19:47 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Oh hey, Mitchell. We know that you haven't done anything with friends this weekend, and haven't left the house except for driving your dad to pick up the car from getting its oil changed, but today we want you to do all of these chores. Oh and if you say no, or get any sort of attitude, we'll probably just bitch at you and tell you that you're not doing anything this week. <br /><br />Oh hey, thanks, mom and dad.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Dat ass.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:19:54 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://datass2plz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/d/a/datass2plz.png?1" alt=":icondatass2plz:" title="datass2plz"/></a><br /><br />Making these is fun.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Team Rocket's Rockin'.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:55:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Franny and I are going to be Team Rocket grunts for Sakura-Con this year.<br /><br />We need help finding certain things for our costumes, specifically the hats and boots.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/4/44/Rocket_Grunts.jpg">[link]</a><br />There's a reference image. Help is appreciated.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Aw.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:35:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc147/mitchellsissons/jaret2.jpg">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc147/mitchellsissons/jaret.jpg">[link]</a><br /><br />He's so tiny. 7 pounds and 3 ounces.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Waaaah.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:40:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm an uncle.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Puuuuuuuuuush.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:00:47 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Rachele is in labor. Going to be an uncle pretty soon. :3<br /><br /><a href="http://rainbowsheep2.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/rainbowsheep2.gif?2" alt=":iconrainbowsheep2:" title="rainbowsheep2"/></a><a href="http://rainbowsheep2.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/rainbowsheep2.gif?2" alt=":iconrainbowsheep2:" title="rainbowsheep2"/></a><a href="http://rainbowsheep2.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/rainbowsheep2.gif?2" alt=":iconrainbowsheep2:" title="rainbowsheep2"/></a><a href="http://rainbowsheep2.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/rainbowsheep2.gif?2" alt=":iconrainbowsheep2:" title="rainbowsheep2"/></a><a href="http://rainbowsheep2.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/rainbowsheep2.gif?2" alt=":iconrainbowsheep2:" title="rainbowsheep2"/></a><a href="http://rainbowsheep2.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/rainbowsheep2.gif?2" alt=":iconrainbowsheep2:" title="rainbowsheep2"/></a><a href="http://rainbowsheep2.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/rainbowsheep2.gif?2" alt=":iconrainbowsheep2:" title="rainbowsheep2"/></a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Hey, Apple. Fuck yourselves.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 23:29:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My iPod is a piece of shit.<br /><br />It fucks up a ton of songs that I put on it, and freezes when I plug it into the computer to try and un-fuck those songs. It also freezes randomly, as Aurora found out earlier.<br /><br />Fuck Apple and everything they make, seriously.<br />I want a Zune.<br /><br />Edit:<br />Now it won't even stay connected to the computer!<br />Fan-fucking-tastic.<br /><br />I'm going to go kill someone now.<br /><br />Edit again:<br />Fixed the piece of shit iPod of mine, but I still hate Apple.<br /><br />Going to get a Zune ASAP.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Hot damn.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:19:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ [Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*Is Ezio his name in the second one?<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*Mhm. Ezio Auditore de Firenze. <br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*Hot damn.<br />*I'd tap that.<br />*Ohoho.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*Agreed.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*More like I'd snap that.<br />*Like.<br />*Snap his neck.<br />*Because I too am an assassin.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*Pfft. Good luck.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*More like good fuck.<br />*Because at the apex of sexual ecstasy, the last sound he'll hear is the snapping of his own neck.<br />*MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*Lol.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*EEEEGH.<br />*SO.<br />*MUCH.<br />*ENERGY.<br />*TOO MUCH MANA.<br />*OVERLOAD.<br />*AAAAUUUGGHHHFFFLLLLNNNNGH.<br />*-managasm-<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*1. Drill a hole in your bathroom.<br />2. Insert penis.<br />3. ????<br />4. Orgasm.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*What.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*:3<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*Twhat.<br />*Twat.<br />*Twat waffle.<br />*Mmm.<br />*Hi.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*THERE IS NO PROFIT IN JACKING OFF.<br />*IMAGINE I HAVE A MILKSHAKE.<br />*AND YOU HAVE A MILKSHAKE.<br />*AND I HAVE A STRAW.<br />*ARE YOU WATCHING?<br />*AND MY STRAW, STRETCHES ACROOOOOOOOOOSS THE ROOM TO YOUR MILKSHAKE.<br />*AND I BEGIN TO DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.<br />*I.<br />*DRINK.<br />*YOUR.<br />*MILKSHAKE.<br />*I DRINK IT UP.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*WHAAAAAAT.<br />*Should I even understand this?<br />*Because.<br />*All I'm doing is laughing really hard on the inside.<br />*And now outside.<br />*I'm gigglegasming.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*I DRANK YOUR MILKSHAKE, MOTHERFUCKER.<br />*I DRANK IT UP.<br />*SLUUUUURP.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*SHIT.<br />*THAT'S FUCKING HOT.<br />*I JUST.<br />*SEXY.<br />*THAT'S HOT FUCKING.<br />*HOT DICKINGS MMMMMMMMHHHMMMM.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*I am not Captain of this ship.<br />*That position belongs to Fucksworth.<br />*And it is very uncomfortable.<br />*But it gets him off.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*Sir.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*Offff the ship.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*I have a report on the enemy.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*So he can go find treasure.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*They are large beings with testes for appendages.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*Are we fucking rping?<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*Their eyes are in fact twelve inch penises.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*Are we fucking?<br />*LOL.<br />*ARE WE FUCKING?<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*YES.<br />*OH SANDY.<br />*I MEAN FRANNY.<br />*OOOOH.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*I ammm spent.<br />*Good day, sir.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*Already?<br />*God damn.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*TOO SLOW.<br />*LOL.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*SHIT.<br />*AUUUGHUHUHUGHGHGF.<br />*I'm going to masturbate into cookie dough and bake the cookies.<br />*And then give them to you.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*What the FUCK.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*I hope you'll like them.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*You're going to grow up into one of those guys who steals used panties from old women, aren't you?<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*No no.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*I think so, sir.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*I beg to differ, sir.<br />*For I will instead be asking them kindly for their panties.<br />*And then I will thank them by giving them a firm squeeze on the buttox, followed by a lick to their nostril.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*Nevermind.<br />*You're going to throw up into one of those men.<br />*Throw up. Into them.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*Yeah.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*Like a bird.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*Mm.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*LIKE A BIRD.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*I like that.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*WITH WINGS.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*OOH YEAH.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*I KNEW YOU WOULD.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*MMMMH.<br />.Franny. *red+u says:<br />*FUUUUUU.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus says:<br />*BOOYAH.<br />*BOOYAH.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus said (7:17 PM):<br />*BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOOYAH.<br />*Fine, whore. Leave.<br />*I don't care.<br />*God.<br />*Fuck you.<br />*I didn't mean that I'm sorry.<br />*Please don't leave.<br />*Come back.<br />*No.<br />*No.<br />[Taakuin] *hsus said (7:18 PM):<br />*Nooooooooo.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Huh...</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:56:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I remember shots being a lot more painful.<br /><br />Oh well. I got a sparkly band aid. :3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Shot up.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:52:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tomorrow, after school, I get to go get a shot. I think it's for whooping cough. <br /><br />Sometime after that, I get a flu shot.<br /><br />All because of my soon-to-be-born nephew. He'd better appreciate it, because I fucking hate getting shots, let alone two of them. One in each arm. Fan-fucking-tastic.<br /><br />Also, Alyanna, we need to decide whose house we're going to play Tales at on Friday.<br />And again to Alyanna, tell me when you're going to Toys R Us because I want to go. :3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Eh, fuck.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:29:55 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:<br />1. Mitchell<br />2. Mitaw<br />3. Tacos<br /><br />THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:<br />1. Taakuin<br />2. TranceTaco<br />3. Taakuin<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES (Of the last day)<br />1. Ate barbecue potato chips and applesauce<br />2. Watched TV<br />3. Itched my ass<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:<br />1. I think people generally like me, maybe<br />2. I don't get fat<br />3. I can spew spittle on Franny's car and not get yelled at<br /><br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:<br />1. Aaaaaccccnnnneeeee<br />2. Picky eater<br />3. Probably going to end up with diabetes, yay<br /><br />THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:<br />1. Sissy French<br />2. Lame English<br />3. I don't know... Irish?<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:<br />1. Being alone/getting lost<br />2. Single-armed hobos<br />3. Angry women<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:<br />1. Sweat pants<br />2. T-shirt<br />3. Underwear<br /><br />THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:<br />1. Music<br />2. Food<br />3. Sugar<br /><br />THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:<br />1. Blankies<br />2. Murphy<br />3. Innards<br /><br />THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:<br />1. Matchbox Twenty<br />2. Radiohead<br />3. Maroon 5<br /><br />THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:<br />1. Happy thoughts<br />2. Laughing<br />3. Not being sad<br /><br />THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:<br />1. I Gotta Feeling<br />2. Wonderwall<br />3. Warning<br /><br />THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:<br />1. Picking locks<br />2. Hacking security<br />3. Free-running<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:<br />1. Shaving... down there<br />2. Getting caught doing anything "bad"<br />3. Not having gotten in a fight yet<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:<br />1. Being comfortable around each other<br />2. Understanding each other<br />3. Honesty, loyalty, etc.<br /><br />THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:<br />1. Opinions<br />2. My dazzling personality<br />3. My kleptomania<br /><br />TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):<br />1. I steal things for fun<br />2. I don't like following rules<br />3. I didn't spittle on Franny's car<br /><br />THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:<br />1. Boobs<br />2. Hair<br />3. Piggybacks... and smiles<br /><br />THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:<br />1. Not masculine manly men<br />2. Views<br />3. Friendliness<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:<br />1. Suck my own penis [I'm guessing]<br />2. Have sex with myself [Almost positive]<br />3. Touch this<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:<br />1. 90s cartoons<br />2. 90s music<br />3. 90s lifestyle<br /><br />THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:<br />1. Real life Pokemon fuck yes please<br />2. Magical powers<br />3. A robe and wizard hat<br /><br />THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:<br />1. My parents<br />2. My friends<br />3. My choices<br /><br />THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:<br />1. Stealing<br />2. Climbing on roofs<br />3. Exploring<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:<br />1. Go "EEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH"<br />2. Get rid of my multiple ingrown toenails<br />3. Be a vegetable on the couch<br /><br />THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:<br />1. Writing<br />2. Psychology<br />3. Photography<br /><br />THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:<br />1. Australia<br />2. France or Italy<br />3. Ohio<br /><br />THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:<br />1. Flapjack<br />2. Bubby<br />3. Captain Knuckles<br /><br />THREE BOYÂS NAMES:<br />1. Elijah<br />2. Oliver<br />3. Thomas<br /><br />THREE GIRL'S NAMES:<br />1. Maleah<br />2. Shelly<br />3. Ren<br /><br />THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:<br />1. Have a kid... eh, maybe not<br />2. Go roof and tunnel hacking<br />3. Get in a fight with someone and win<br /><br />THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ OR DIE PAINFULLY:<br />1. <a href="http://naznat.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/n/a/naznat.jpg" alt=":iconnaznat:" title="naznat"/></a> GINA DRIVE MY CAR<br />2. <a href="http://blackhaiyate.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/l/blackhaiyate.jpg" alt=":iconblackhaiyate:" title="blackhaiyate"/></a> OH LAWDY<br />3. <a href="http://jockmo42.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/j/o/jockmo42.png?15" alt=":iconjockmo42:" title="jockmo42"/></a> PRAISE THE LAWD<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Oh man.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:13:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Tried looking up "VAD" on Google like Franny said.<br />Accidentally typed "ved."<br /><br />Laughed my fucking ass off when I realized I typed it wrong.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Songs.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:08:12 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ This is more for myself. I need to find piano sheet music for the following songs:<br /><br />A Dance 'Round the Memory Tree- Oren Lavie <br /><br />New Soul- Yael Naim<br /><br />---<br /><br />That's all for now. Help is appreciated.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Fo shizzle.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:36:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ 1 . YOUR REAL NAME:<br />Mitchell<br /><br />2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)<br />Mitizzle<br />Wurd.<br /><br />3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)<br />Blue Raccoon<br />Roadkill, basically.<br /><br />4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)<br />Sismi<br />I think I'm on the bad guy side.<br /><br />5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)<br />Black Fizzy Water<br />What the lame.<br /><br />6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)<br />Isscllons<br />Alaalalalalal.<br /><br />7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)<br />Messed up on this the first time. It's actually this.<br />Richard Rachele.<br />Fffffgay.<br /><br />8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)<br />Black Bindi<br />Bindi doesn't sound very goth.<br /><br />9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)<br />Miruto<br />Believe it!<br /><br />10. PIRATE NAME: ( Your middle name after the word Captian)<br />Captain Scott<br />Yargh.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Basically.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:24:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So basically, everyone gets their asses handed to them by these gross celestial women. Then this Jackie Chan robot mother fucker comes out of nowhere and saves them.<br /><br />-Franny<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Advertising.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:57:36 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Just because I can.<br /><br />There's a band here in Gig Harbor that has some awesome music. Just listen to the songs on their MySpace account. It's worth it.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.myspace.com/perryacker">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Ugh yes.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:53:08 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Scribblenauts is so amazing. <br />I just.<br />-gasm-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>ITJ:</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:24:10 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Awesome songs that we have found by complete accident.<br /><br />Mine is "Suitcase Number 3-4-7" by Tape Five.<br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtpmaeUMREE">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Re-featuring.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:24:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ READ THE RULES. No more just getting featured and not making your own journal about this, dumbbells. <br /><br />This time <a href="http://rui-rui.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/u/rui-rui.gif?1" alt=":iconrui-rui:" title="rui-rui"/></a> featured me.<br /><br />1) Be one of the first 18 people commenting on this journal entry, and I will add you to the feature List<br /><br />2) For each of the 18 first people answering this journal I will put his/her avatar and the three deviations I like most from his/her gallery on the list.<br /><br />3) If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing this way the list with 18 people. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone.<br /><br />Get that guys?<br />You have to make a journal too.<br />No slacking. D<<br /><br />Also, going to go ahead and combine this with my old one.<br /><br /><a href="http://rui-rui.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/u/rui-rui.gif?1" alt=":iconrui-rui:" title="rui-rui"/></a><br /><a href="http://rui-rui.deviantart.com/art/Listening-to-the-Tunes-100927291">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://rui-rui.deviantart.com/art/Cheetah-Play-59932304">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://rui-rui.deviantart.com/art/Hitsugaya-133489379">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://jockmo42.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/j/o/jockmo42.png?15" alt=":iconjockmo42:" title="jockmo42"/></a><br /><a href="http://jockmo42.deviantart.com/art/HAY-THERE-113151344">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://jockmo42.deviantart.com/art/The-Mandatory-Bee-Shot-126909526">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://jockmo42.deviantart.com/art/Wither-128581835">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://naznat.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/n/a/naznat.jpg" alt=":iconnaznat:" title="naznat"/></a> <br /><a href="http://naznat.deviantart.com/art/HAY-130152753">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://naznat.deviantart.com/art/Knotty-126977015">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://naznat.deviantart.com/art/Payback-119596165">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://argetlam42.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/r/argetlam42.jpg?1" alt=":iconargetlam42:" title="argetlam42"/></a><br /><a href="http://argetlam42.deviantart.com/art/Mountains-and-Moon-130883977">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://argetlam42.deviantart.com/art/Acrylic-Storm-129290253">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://argetlam42.deviantart.com/art/dgrose5-107082813">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://blackhaiyate.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/l/blackhaiyate.jpg" alt=":iconblackhaiyate:" title="blackhaiyate"/></a><br /><a href="http://blackhaiyate.deviantart.com/art/07-2-09-128110583">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://blackhaiyate.deviantart.com/art/Waterworks-124150533">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://blackhaiyate.deviantart.com/art/Fancy-114704257">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://hobbitzwilleatyou.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/h/o/hobbitzwilleatyou.jpg?2" alt=":iconhobbitzwilleatyou:" title="hobbitzwilleatyou"/></a><br /><a href="http://hobbitzwilleatyou.deviantart.com/art/Surreal-FLight-132307316">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://hobbitzwilleatyou.deviantart.com/art/Dreaming-Child-115528869">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://hobbitzwilleatyou.deviantart.com/art/Flowers-Roses-130550042">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://kawasaysrawr.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/k/a/kawasaysrawr.jpg?1" alt=":iconkawasaysrawr:" title="kawasaysrawr"/></a><br /><a href="http://kawasaysrawr.deviantart.com/art/its-kawa-crocket-133767467">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://kawasaysrawr.deviantart.com/art/meet-my-friend-132645112">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://kawasaysrawr.deviantart.com/art/Landed-135204489">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://outkastedfalcon.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/o/u/outkastedfalcon.gif" alt=":iconoutkastedfalcon:" title="outkastedfalcon"/></a><br /><a href="http://outkastedfalcon.deviantart.com/art/I-am-not-Amused-128422864">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://outkastedfalcon.deviantart.com/art/Spreading-Emotions-133147357">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://outkastedfalcon.deviantart.com/art/SHOUT-IT-OUT-CAUSE-I-CAN-107472200">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Okay it's better now.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 23:17:30 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ READ THIS CODY. YOU FUCK.<br /><br />Got a new charger. <br /><br />It's all fixed now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:03:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay.<br /><br />Laptop charger is broken. Laptop won't turn back on until we get a new one.<br /><br />Using the shitty tower in my room. Horrible internet connection. Bumming off my neighbors connection, and it's slow as high fucking hell.<br /><br />Hoping to have a new charger by tomorrow.<br /><br />VERY ANGRY.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 22:11:37 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, so I guess clothes shopping is now on Monday.<br /><br />Oh well.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>This is why we can't have nice things.</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:43:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm not leaving my room until every relative leaves my house and STAYS out.<br /><br />I can't even describe how fucking angry I am right now at people.<br />I just.<br />Fuck.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh god this is going to be funny.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:42:27 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Dear Tails,<br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear at the Elton John concert and I saw you carve your initials into the elephant on the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and the apartment building is on fire.<br />Greetings from you frog Leonard,<br />Mitchell<br /><br />Oh god oh god, this is so fucking awesome. I can't even augh. <br />Everyone needs to do this.<br />Right.<br />Now.<br />------<br />Dear (someone you recently talked to),<br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).<br />(12),<br />(Your name)<br /><br />1) What's the color of your shirt?<br />Blue - I'm in love with your dog<br />Red - Our affair is over<br />White - IÂm joining the Convent<br />Black -Our romance is over<br />Green- Our socks don't match<br />Grey - You're a leprechaun<br />Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy<br />Pink - Your nostrils are insulting<br />Brown - The mafia wants you<br />No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you<br />Other -I dislike your eyelashes<br /><br />2) Which is your birth month?<br />January - That night you picked your nose<br />February -When I quoted Forest Gump<br />March - When your dwarf bit me<br />April - When I tripped on peanut butter<br />May - When I finally changed my underwear<br />June - When you put cuffs on me<br />July Â When I saw the purple monkey<br />August -When I threw up in your sock drawer<br />September - Last year when you peed your pants<br />October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub<br />November - When your dog humped my leg<br />December -When you smacked my butt<br /><br />3) Which food do you prefer?<br />Tacos - In your apartment<br />Chicken-In your car<br />Pasta - Outside of your office<br />Hamburgers - Under the bus<br />Salad Â As you were eating Kraft Dinner<br />Lasagna - In your closet<br />Kebab - With Jean ChrÃ©tien<br />Seafood - In a clown suit<br />Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert<br />Pizza - At the mental hospital<br />Hot dog - Under a street light<br />Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper<br /><br />4) What's the color of your socks?<br />Yellow - Ignore<br />Red - Put whipped cream on<br />Black - Hit on<br />Blue - Knock out<br />Purple - Pour syrup on<br />White - Carve your initials into<br />Grey - Pull the clothes off<br />Brown - bite off<br />Orange - Castrate<br />Pink - Pull the pants off of<br />Barefoot - Sit on<br />Other - Drive over<br /><br />5) What's the color of your underwear?<br />Black - My boyfriend<br />White - My father<br />Grey Â The Catholic Priest<br />Brown Â The Montreal CanadianÂs goalie<br />Purple - Sit on<br />Red Â My knee caps<br />Blue - My salt-beef bucket<br />Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana<br />Orange - My Blink 182 cd<br />Pink Â Your ÂMy Little PonyÂ collection<br />Other --The elephant in the corner<br /><br />6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?<br />One Tree Hill - Senile<br />Heroes- Frostbitten<br />Lost - High<br />Simpsons- Sit on<br />The news - Scarred<br />American Idol - Masochistic<br />Family Guy - Open<br />Top Model - Middle-class<br />Annat -shamed<br /><br />7) Your mood right now?<br />Happy - How awful you are<br />Sad - How boring you are<br />Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men<br />Angry - That your smell makes me vomit<br />Depressed Â That weÂre related<br />Excited - That I may pee my pants<br />Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you<br />Worried - That your Ford sucks<br />Apathetic - That you need a sex-change<br />Silly - Sit on<br />Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist<br />Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid<br />Other - That your driving sucks<br /><br />8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?<br />White - Your toe ring<br />Yellow - Your love letters to me<br />Red - The pictures from Vegas<br />Black - Your pet rock<br />Blue - The couch cushions<br />Green - Your car<br />Orange - Your false teeth<br />Brown - Your nose hair clippers<br />Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear<br />Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket<br />Pink - The cut toenails<br />Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear<br /><br />9) The first letter of your first name?<br />A/B - My virginity<br />C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it<br />E/F - Your neighbors dog<br />G/H - The oil tank from your car<br />I/J - Your left ear<br />K/L - The results of that blood-sample<br />M/N - Your glass eye<br />O/P - My common sense<br />Q/R - Your mom<br />S/T - Your collection of bu... ]]></description>
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                <title>Featuring.</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:22:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So <a href="http://argetlam42.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/r/argetlam42.jpg?1" alt=":iconargetlam42:" title="argetlam42"/></a> featured me in his journal because I commented, and now I have to do the same. <br /><br />Pretty much, the first however many people I choose that comment in this journal get three pieces of art featured in this journal or my next one. I get to pick the three things, and if you choose to comment and be featured, you have to do the same thing.<br /><br />So yeah. Go.<br />I'll do like, 10 people.<br /><br /><a href="http://naznat.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/n/a/naznat.jpg" alt=":iconnaznat:" title="naznat"/></a> <br /><a href="http://naznat.deviantart.com/art/HAY-130152753">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://naznat.deviantart.com/art/Knotty-126977015">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://naznat.deviantart.com/art/Payback-119596165">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://argetlam42.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/r/argetlam42.jpg?1" alt=":iconargetlam42:" title="argetlam42"/></a><br /><a href="http://argetlam42.deviantart.com/art/Mountains-and-Moon-130883977">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://argetlam42.deviantart.com/art/Acrylic-Storm-129290253">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://argetlam42.deviantart.com/art/dgrose5-107082813">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://blackhaiyate.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/l/blackhaiyate.jpg" alt=":iconblackhaiyate:" title="blackhaiyate"/></a><br /><a href="http://blackhaiyate.deviantart.com/art/07-2-09-128110583">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://blackhaiyate.deviantart.com/art/Waterworks-124150533">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://blackhaiyate.deviantart.com/art/Fancy-114704257">[link]</a><br /><br /><a href="http://hobbitzwilleatyou.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/h/o/hobbitzwilleatyou.jpg?2" alt=":iconhobbitzwilleatyou:" title="hobbitzwilleatyou"/></a><br /><a href="http://hobbitzwilleatyou.deviantart.com/art/Surreal-FLight-132307316">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://hobbitzwilleatyou.deviantart.com/art/Dreaming-Child-115528869">[link]</a><br /><a href="http://hobbitzwilleatyou.deviantart.com/art/Flowers-Roses-130550042">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh boy oh boy.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 01:10:32 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, so hopefully I won't ramble and make this a super long entry. I just need it to be quick and informative. <br /><br />Going to be gone starting Tuesday [today], and won't be back until sometime after 3 PM on Thursday [the 30th]. Going to a yearbook camp up at PLU, and staying up there is probably [hopefully] better than driving back and forth every day. <br /><br />I'll still be on Mobile IM, and will have my phone at all times, so I will be somewhat reachable. <br /><br />I hope it doesn't blooooooow.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Double tagged?</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:14:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I got tagged by <a href="http://naznat.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/n/a/naznat.jpg" alt=":iconnaznat:" title="naznat"/></a> and <a href="http://hobbitzwilleatyou.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/h/o/hobbitzwilleatyou.jpg?2" alt=":iconhobbitzwilleatyou:" title="hobbitzwilleatyou"/></a>, and I'll just do both at the same time. One is ten facts, the other is eight. -shrug-<br /><br />Rules:<br /><br />1. Post these rules.<br />2. Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.<br />3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.<br />4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.<br />5. No tag-backs.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/star_full.gif" width="17" height="16" alt=":star:" title="Star!" /> 10 things about me:<br /><br />1. I'm obsessed with Pokemon, and probably will be for a long time. /nerd<br />2. I could probably be considered a kleptomaniac, on account of me stealing things that I don't really need.<br />3. I like staying up until 2 and sleeping until noon.<br />4. Being at home for too long [and being around my parents] makes me all pissy and grumpy, which is why I try to go out somewhere whenever I can.<br />5. I feel like a Jack of all trades, and Ace of none, which sort of depresses me.<br />6. I'm unmotivated and hardly ever feel like doing anything that takes effort. <br />7. I probably won't tag ten people, due to the above statement.<br />8. I get distracted really easily on the internet, and in real life. <br />9. Sometimes I wish I could do things like make music, draw better art, and things like that.<br />10. Half the time I'm on the internet, I can't find anything to do.<br /><br />Fff tagging. Bah.<br /><a href="http://vulbreeon.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/v/u/vulbreeon.gif?1" alt=":iconvulbreeon:" title="vulbreeon"/></a><a href="http://rui-rui.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/u/rui-rui.gif?1" alt=":iconrui-rui:" title="rui-rui"/></a><a href="http://akamuri.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/k/akamuri.png?1" alt=":iconakamuri:" title="akamuri"/></a><a href="http://neon-nazo.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/n/e/neon-nazo.png" alt=":iconneon-nazo:" title="neon-nazo"/></a><a href="http://proto-fan.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/p/r/proto-fan.png" alt=":iconproto-fan:" title="proto-fan"/></a><br /><br />Well there's five. Other people can do this if they want.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh hey.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:18:48 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just noticed I have almost 5,000 pageviews.<br /><br />Only took me two goddamn years to get them, hurr. <br />Maybe I'll do something special in honor of this marvelous event.<br /><br />Or not.<br />Probably not.<br /><br />Oh, also, dA thinks I "need" a premium membership.<br />No joke, it says:<br /><br />Deviant for 2 Years<br />Needs Premium Membership<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Two years on dA</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:01:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So today is my two year anniversary on dA. Whoo. X3<br /><br />Anyway, I think I picked up a lot more on submissions during my second year, since my first year was pretty lame and lacking of said submissions. Hopefully I'll be even less lame this year and not upload 50+ deviations at a time... though I still have all my pictures from April up until now. D:<br /><br />That's pretty much it. I should sleep...<br /><br />Also, Coldplay concert tomorrow at the Gorge. :3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Bellingham~</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 00:26:14 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm going to Bellingham tomorrow with my sisters friend, and then I'll be staying up there for a few days, and will be riding the train back home. I fucking LOVE trains, by the way. It'll be weird riding one home alone, though. >:<br /><br />Oh well. I get to hang out with Kendahl and her friends. I also get to see Marty, her kitten. I'll put some pictures of him up on here when I'm feeling less lazy. <br /><br />Uuhm... forgot where I was going with this. Fff. Oh well. <br /><br />Anyway, I'll have my phone, but I probably won't be able to take the laptop with me, so it'll be mobile IM and texting for me. I guess calling people, too.<br /><br />So yeah, that's what I'll be doing for the next few days. :3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Whoo!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 12:09:40 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Jill,<br /><br />What a beautiful project Mitchell put together.<br /><br />I have filed his multi-genre paper away as one of those that I want to show students next year.  I will dig it out.<br /><br />I will put it in my mailbox at the front office this afternoon, and you can come by and pick it up.   I will alert the front office staff.<br /><br />I have a favor to ask:  May I have a copy of the paper but without the protectors?<br /><br />He scored 100 percent on it which translated into 150 points.  And that pushed him into an A for the semester.<br /><br />I enjoyed teaching him.  He is a sharp and very likeable young man.  He was a quiet and very positive influence in our classroom.<br /><br />Doug Perry<br /><br />-----------------<br />That was an e-mail response to one that my mom sent to Dr. Perry, my English teacher.<br /><br />I'm so happy. That's probably one of the only A's that I got this year, and to get 100 percent on my Junior Exhibition paper is pretty awesome. :3 <br /><br />So yeah, just thought I'd tell you all about how awesome of a writer I am. <img src="http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/bucktooth.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":B" title="Bucktooth" /><br /><br />Just kidding. I don't know how I did that well on it, though.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>INCOMING</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:29:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ At one point I had 1111 spaces for pictures on my SD card for my camera.<br /><br />There are now ~350.<br /><br />Fffffffffff. Brace yourselves.<br /><br />Edit: Uploading 690 pictures right now. Awesome.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>I HATE PEOPLE.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:51:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ DO NOT CLICK THIS UNLESS YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO. YOU WILL PROBABLY CRY, WTF, AND HATE PEOPLE ALL AT THE SAME TIME.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://funnyvc.blogspot.com/2007/12/blog-post_12.html">[link]</a><br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>School is gheeeeeeeeeeey</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:28:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Can it be done now, please?<br /><br />Today alone I wrote four papers for English that are part of my Junior Exhibition. Then I had to write the transitions between genres, which weren't so bad. I wrote my conclusion after I finished everything else, and now I'm finally done. Now I get to have people write all over it and critique my work. Fuuuuuuuck.<br /><br />Also, my legs hurt from a combination <strike>Pizza Hut and Taco Bell</strike> of ultimate Frisbee and sitting in awkward positions on my bed while doing homework.<br /><br />THEN. <br /><br />I get to take a 100 question test in History on Thursday, which is going to be a bitch. Only upside is that we get to use any resources except the internet. So pretty much, books, other students, notes, etc.<br /><br />On Friday I get to go to math, possibly take a test in that class, then go to Chemistry and take a test, then go play Frisbee in PE [fucking hate that class], and finally get to take a 40 question test in Chinese. <br /><br />Then I get the mocking weekend. The one that's right before the last day and a half of school. "Hey, it's the weekend, relax... but you still have MORE SCHOOL."<br /><br />I. Am. Exhausted.<br /><br />Complain and bitch with me about school, guys!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Eh.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:35:22 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I think that from now on, I should just avoid people when I haven't had a lot of sleep. I get all easily emotional and stuff, and it's really just a bad idea for me to talk to anyone. Sorry to Franny and Aurora for being a dick.<br /><br />And Franny, I was having trouble talking louder because one, I was crying kind of, and two, my throat hurts from the Frisbee. :l<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Webcam?</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 00:59:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I randomly go on BlogTV when I'm bored, like now, and I was wondering if anyone knew how to get the webcam thing on my dA page to... work. I have no clue how to figure it out, so any help would be appreciated.<br /><br />Either way I don't really care, I guess. Though I do sometimes play piano while "on air" or whatever.<br /><br />Edit: So I've been on my webcam for a while, doing nothing really. I've been ignoring whoever enters, and I've found that even if you don't reply to someone, they will continue to watch you intently. It's kind of interesting how bored people are. /hypocrite<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Pokemon Gold and Silver remakes</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 20:49:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Accidentally hit enter before I even typed anything in here. I'm so fucking excited now.<br /><br />They're making Gold and Silver remakes of Pokemon. I was notified of this by this journal entry: <a href="http://purplekecleon.deviantart.com/journal/24637816/">[link]</a><br /><br />Just look at the official links in there.<br /><br />Heart Gold and Soul Silver.<br /><br />I. Am. AMPED. -flail and bounce-<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>First of May</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:25:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I'm just making this because I don't want to go to sleep yet. -shrug-<br /><br />My birthday is on Friday, and I'll be turning seventeen. Nothing interesting really happens at that age, except for being able to buy your own tickets to R rated movies. It's basically keeping things from being exciting two years in a row. You know, license at 16, a shit ton of stuff at 18. Seventeen is just... there.<br /><br />Oh well! Anyway, I'm just going to have like, ten friends over to my house to hang out and play vidja games and whatnot. Nothing big, and I don't really care if I get presents or not. My parents payed for Sakura Con for me, which was basically my present. I think if I get enough money from people I'm going to sell my DS Lite and buy a DSi and Platinum version... but my parents think I should open a savings account, which is probably a better idea. Bah.<br /><br />I also need to buy a new bag of some sort. Like a messenger bag type thing where I can put my buttons on the outside and neat stuff like that. 'Tis on my list of things to get, it is.<br /><br />Anyway, I should get to bed before my mom gets on my case about still being up. She's annoying like that. D:<br /><br />Goodnight, everyone! <3<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Orthodontist Office Failure</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:19:18 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I was at the orthodontists' office, getting ready for my appointment. I brushed my teeth, used some mouthwash, and then went to the bathroom.<br /><br />After washing my hands, I figured, "Hey, since I'm sick, I should probably blow my nose! Awesome idea, Mitchell!"<br /><br />Fucking HORRIBLE idea, Mitchell. <br /><br />My nose just started flowing like a waterfall after I blew it ONCE.<br /><br />So for the next like, forty five minutes, I was sitting near the bathroom with various things trying to stop the bleeding. <br /><br />Luckily, a fireman, who I think might've been a paramedic, and his wife, who was a nurse practitioner were there at their sons appointment. They helped me out, and I got my nose all gauzed up so the blood would clot and stop. I think it worked, because the gauze stopped soaking up blood, but I'm too scared to take it out yet. D: I'll take it out later.<br /><br />Anyway, I was sort of light-headed and dizzy, which was interesting. My mom came and picked me up, because nobody thought it was a good idea for me to drive. Whaaaaaatever. <br /><br />So that was my adventure for the day. It sucked.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Well, damn.</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 12:53:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ I just realized that it's 4/20, and I'm not at school. <br /><br />If people start calling me a stoner I'm going to FREAK. Not really, but I wouldn't be surprised if some people are like, "So, Mitchell, why weren't you at school on Monday? Getting HIGH?"<br /><br />No no, people won't say that.<br />I hope?<br /><br />Whatever, I'm home alone and watching TV. <br />-flailbored-<br />Flail.<br />Bored. Board?<br />Flail board.<br />Lolol. Cody you should draw that.<br /><br />Or not. <br />Fffffff I'm so... bored. D:<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Numb</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 06:21:07 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ No, this isn't an emo journal entry. It has to do with literally being numb.<br /><br />I woke up around, say 3 AM, and found that both of my arms were asleep. I was laying on my front with my head on the pillows, and my arms sort of hanging out in front of me, and I guess I lost some blood flow to my arms, because I couldn't move them at all.<br /><br />So you can imagine that I was sort of flailing around in bed trying to wake my arms up, but it wasn't working. I ended up hitting my arms with my head, I knew at that point that I looked retarded, and finally got my arms to slowly get some movement back in them.<br /><br />It was pretty funny, now that I think about it. I've never had both my arms go numb before to the point of me not being able to move them. Has this happened to anyone else?<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Planning ahead much?</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:04:35 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So I already know what I'm going to Sakura Con as next year~<br /><br />Toboe from Wolf's Rain. <br />If you don't know who he is: <a href="http://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc147/mitchellsissons/toboe-1.jpg">[link]</a><br /><br />I think I can pull it off pretty easy, and it's not that hard to get clothes like that.<br /><br />I'm such a nerd. XD<br /><br />Edit: Things to get:<br />-Lighter hair [most likely dye it]<br />-Red shirt<br />-Greenish pants<br />-Black boots<br />-Silver bracelets<br />-Acne-free skin [; ;]<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>Journal Entry.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:09:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Journal Entry.<br />Journal Entry.<br />Journal Entry?<br />Journal Entry!<br />Journal Entry...<br />Journal Entry?!<br />Journal Entry!?<br />Journal Entry???<br />Journal Entry!!!<br />Journal Entry.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
                <author>~Taakuin</author>
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                <title>GIRUGAMESH.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 21:11:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ And gay men!<br /><br />Anyway, onto more important things. <br /><br />Sakura-Con is THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS weekend! :3<br />I'm so totally looking forward to it. First convention. EVER. Whoo! -flail excitedly- <br /><br />Not going to cosplay as anything, because I'm a loser and don't look like anyone, so I'm going to make up for it by over-dressing and wearing way to many accessories. X3<br /><br />An' I'm going to bring the bells I got from the dentist and just hand them out to people tied to ribbons. Or I'll give them to the people I'm with so we can be jingle-walkers! o:<br /><br />Hardcore. <br /><br />Going to bring my camera with me and take a TON of pictures. You don't even know. Oh, and for the dances, ohoho. I'm so excited for those. >D<br /><br />-bounces- Byaaaaah! I'm so fucking OBNOXIOUS!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Today is so fucking WONDERFUL</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 07:14:05 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So pretty much, I'm really awake, totally ready for school, and looking forward to this weekend to no end. :3<br /><br />I went to bed around 10:30 last night, and woke up at 6 this morning. I got a really awesome sleep, and I slept with my window open and my shades and blinds up. Basically, this is what I woke up to:<br /><br />The ballad of chirping morning birds, the soft, cool glow of the morning sky, and a brisk, embracing cool air. <br /><br />It was so AMAZING. <3 ; ;<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Oh, by the way.</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:19:34 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ My sister is getting married tomorrow, and is pregnant. :3<br /><br />She will be Rachele Elizabeth Thrall, married to Jimmy Thrall [real name is James, but he goes by Jimmy, and he's in the Coast Guard I think. Something like that]. <br /><br />Personally, I'm hoping for a niece, but a nephew would be cool too. <br /><br />I'm going to have in-laws. Fffffffff weird.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>We. Are. METAL.</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 03:55:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ So pretty much, committing random felonies is amazingly entertaining. God... Gig Harbor BREEDS horrible people. We have to find things to do to keep us from being bored. Here, that means doing things that you shouldn't do. >><br /><br />Anyway, two friends and I, who I won't name just in case, did various acts of vandalism. This includes, but is not limited to:<br />-Throwing/dropping a window from the second story of a construction site<br />-Smashing an old cars back window<br />-Breaking three pieces of plywood off of an abandoned movie theater, and soon after working on breaking one of the windows<br /><br />It was TIGHT. <br /><br />Except the windows on the theater were really damn hard to break. It was sort of like a glass sandwich. Plastic/glass/plastic.<br /><br />We got a decent sized hole in it, but a car pulled over to the general area and we ran out of there like fucking gazelles. We're so going back there another night to finish it. Attempted breaking and entering, but hopefully soon a succeeded one. <br /><br />Oh, and I went to the zoo today with some friends. We saw sharks and stuff, and it was pretty neat. I'll probably put some pictures up when I feel like it. I also got a wolf stuffed animal thingy, which is adorable, and a little arctic fox figure which I TOTALLY paid for. ;D<br /><br />Then we went to the state park and down to the beach. Got some pretty snazzy pictures there, too, so I'll put some up here when I do the zoo ones. <br /><br />That's pretty much it... fffff so awake right now.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Seven Deadly Sins</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:50:53 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ You know, I'm not sure why I'm doing this when I should be going to bed. D:<br /><br />THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS<br /><br />ANGER<br />1. With whom did you last get angry?: My mom. She nags me constantly, though.<br />2. What is your weapon of choice?: Anything to make someone suffer, basically.<br />3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Probably.<br />4. How about of the same sex?: Usually without hesitation.<br />5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: I don't know... people get mad at me a lot. Probably one of my parents.<br />6. What is your pet peeve?: Nagging, rudeness, hypocrisy, sheer ignorance, and people who think that they're better than others... superiority complexes, I guess. Oh, there's more, PLENTY more, but I won't list all of them.<br />7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: It depends. I usually let things go pretty easily, but there's times when someone or something just irks me in a way that I can't get over.<br /><br />SLOTH<br />1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Homework.<br />2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: Three or four-ish in the afternoon. I've also woken up at 2AM, but I went to bed at 6PM, so it doesn't really count.<br />3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Uhm... nobody that I can think of. Usually when I want to talk to someone I do it, unless I can't get hold of them.<br />4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: Oh god, there's so many I can't even decide... hey, this excuse could count, right?<br />5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: Yeah... sadly... I didn't notice that I was on a channel that was just playing infomercials over and over... watched like, ten of them before I realized it.<br />6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: A good workout? Probably freshman year Cross Country.<br />7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: None. The WASL schedule is fucking with my sleeping too much. D<<br /><br />GLUTTONY<br />1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Nothing really... I drink a TON of milk. Like, I'm pretty sure my bones are made out of diamonds or something.<br />2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: Bacon does not count as a meat. It counts as fat. It's also the only "meat" I eat.<br />3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: A whole zero [enter measuring unit here]!<br />4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Nah.<br />5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: I think I'm too skinny sometimes.<br />6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Salty foods, then sweets. <br />7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: ... What the hell?<br /><br />LUST<br />1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Ahaha... too many.<br />2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Yeah, I don't know. <br />3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Pretty much always. It's usually on accident; I'm a spacey kinda guy sometimes.<br />4. Have you done it?: Define "done it."<br />5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: I dunno. I don't ALWAYS think about that. I have a lot of stuff keeping me busy. D<<br />6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: You mean other than my pretzel-whores? No.<br />7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Yeah. I wasn't pregnant.<br /><br />GREED<br />1. How many credit cards do you own?: Zip.<br />2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: I like clothes shopping, actually. D:<br />3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: I'd probably shit myself and become a total dick.<br />4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Probably rich. Then I would have money, and not have to deal with the paparazzi. <br />5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Probably.<br />6. Have you ever stolen anything?: My fingers are pretty sticky.<br />7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: A couple thousand. Most of them are friends' though.<br /><br />PRIDE<br />1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Probably doing something to make my parents proud of me... doesn't happen anymore, though.<br />2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: Not fucked up like my sisters [drinking, car accidents, drugs, etc.].<br />3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: A lot of things that I probably never will.<br />4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Sometimes.<br />5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: I don't think so... I'm not all that great at a... ]]></description>
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                <title>Glolbal Warming</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:21:28 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ The second "l" is supposed to be there. Like "lol", you know?<br /><br />Anyway, it's snowing like a BEAST right now. The flakes are pretty huge, and floating around 'n stuff. It's pretty fantastic, and wort of weird. Some of the flakes are floating upwards... >>;<br /><br />Also, today at school we had a "surprise" assembly. It wasn't really a surprise itself, just what it was about. It turned out to be an artist from California. He does Rhythm and Hues stuff, as he calls it. He paints while music is playing and sort of paints to the beats. It was awesome.<br /><br />He painted Kanye West, Ashley Keys, MLK Jr., and Albert Einstein. I'd put them up here, but I'm not sure I'm allowed to since they're not mine. Took pictures and stuff... maybe I'll just put links to the pictures from Photobucket. <br /><br />Oh and he signed my shoe. I'm so going to put that picture up here, along with one of him, me, and my shoe. <br /><br />Also, getting hit with a high-speed pickle-ball paddle that flew from a kid's hand does NOT feel good at all. The paaaaaaain. ; ;<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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